Random ork boy: "Aight', listen gud, yea? If we fight, we're fighting, so therefore we're winning. And since we're always fighting, yeah, we're always winning! Winning's EAZY mate!"
That's the good thing about playing as chaos. You can just glue giant body parts to your tanks for maximum distraction and your natural musk is just another gift from Father nurgle.
Oh boy, new video from Paul about winning at Warhammer? let me guess... 12 centurions? edit: Oh, how was i wrong... Great instructions on "how to be that guy"
Ok i didn't watch it fully. I'm in Australia so it's 12:15 am right now so i watch it full later after sleep. I really just wanted to say something funny
I’m a big fan of Vanguard Tactics AND your channel Paul. Honestly I think between the two I will have the ultimate tournament power! I was going to bring deodorant, but no longer….from now on pepper spray ONLY
I wanted to improve my opponent’s immersion so when started my shooting phase I started blasting irl. If my opponent is too chicken to play a real game of 40k I should get the win.
wow, this sounds like the last few games of 40K I played, especially against the guy who had a fit because he couldn't move after a deep strike. Then he quit and left calling everyone else a cheater, rofl. Keep up the good work Paul!
The solution to losing at 40K: buy Centurions. If that doesn’t work, buy more Centurions. Ad infinitum until you have enough Centurions (you will never have enough Centurions).
This is why I prefer Age of Sigmar. In all seriousness, this was great! Honestly, it might be your funniest video. I think either your airbrush video or the Screaming Ravens year-end-weigh-in are my personal favorites of yours, and your decent into crab-based maddness might genuinely be your best work ever. But this easily takes the spot of funniest video for me. Although. . . I do need to ask out of morbid curiosity. Was "6 Rogal Dorns" an intentional joke on your part? Because rule of 3 still exists, and I didn't think the rules for the new Guard Codex would have disseminated the news of Rogal Dorn Tank Commanders quickly enough that you were able to integrate that knowledge into the scripting and editing of the video. So, was saying "6 Rogal Dorns" an intentional joke on your part to show how the (cough-cough) *character* you were playing in this video doesn't know as much about 40K as they claim to? Or was it written after we got the rules for the new Guard Codex and just added in later to clown on the spammiest way to play your least favorite unit? Or did you just write in "6 Rogal Dorns" because you thought it was a funny big number to clown on Guard players?
@@PaulIsBadAtStuffFair enough. I probably should've realized that when I remembered that you included the special Death Korps cover art and the new Data Cards for the new Guard Codex, but by the time I did remember, it was too late.
How to win any Warhammer 40k game pepper spray your opponents so they can see their for can't draw line of sight! *the world eater player steps up.* don't worry I don't need eyes.
Thank you for all those neat little tips and tricks. But you Sir are completly crazy and should be banned pre-emptively from every tournament 😂😂 Love your editing style and humor 🤘🤘
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff I am very happy toilet dice was mentioned. Was the first thing I thought of when seeing the video! Really hilarious stuff, thanks for the great video!
Weighted dice are too easily provable and they're hard to flush. Just have a random assortment of dice, roll those behind cover and make up your own results.
Make sure to keep yourself safe with a MagCase 2.0! Also Subscribe! Please. I need this. tabletopstronghold.com/v7MKEa
thank you paul,u might actually become better at stuff
loving Pauls unemployed era. so many sane and rational uploads
4:35 You say accidental paint chips, I say realistic weathering
Now THIS is a WINNERS attitude!
I thought this was gonna be a real coaching session about screening or target priority or smthn lol
What would be the point? I have better ideas!
You wouldn't need that if you were a true winner
Random ork boy: "Aight', listen gud, yea? If we fight, we're fighting, so therefore we're winning. And since we're always fighting, yeah, we're always winning! Winning's EAZY mate!"
This is the true way. Just play Orks. Then youse ALWAYS A WINNA, BY ZOG!
WAAAAGH!!
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!!!!!
Me : Oh, cool Paul just post a new video, let's watch this
Paul during 13 whole minutes: **YOU ARE A LOOSER**
Me : Nice Video, I love this guy
Amazing! Just in time for my tournament this week! Thank you good sir!
I love Paul’s unemployed arc. It’s so unhinged
That's the good thing about playing as chaos. You can just glue giant body parts to your tanks for maximum distraction and your natural musk is just another gift from Father nurgle.
Wowie this advice works at the banks too but instead of a trophy its mountains of cash
A great example of the WINNER'S MINDSET!!!
Oh boy, new video from Paul about winning at Warhammer? let me guess... 12 centurions?
edit: Oh, how was i wrong... Great instructions on "how to be that guy"
12 centurions get you in the door. This video makes sure you stay in the winner room!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff If you squint hard enought 12 centurions can be 4 C'tans, 3 Ghostarks and 5 twenty man Necron squads
These tips are what happens when an Ork and a Lord of Change agree on a game plan. Truly the ultimate winner's guide!
Therapist: Paul is good at stuff isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Paul is good at stuff: gets out his pepper spray
Imagine going to a tournament where everyone did this….The absolute warzone you would be walking into😧!
That's why you gotta get in there first before this video is seen by too many people!
It will turn into Warhammer Battle Royale
0:33 you did not need to call me out like that
4:04 STOP CALLING ME OUT PAUL
Awesome, a new video! Just what I needed to brighten my Friday.
I shall use this video as my guidebook for the tournament I am going to tomorrow
2:36 this made me turn my phone off and finally go to bed, good night everyone
3:17 Paul. I only have two dorns. Keep this up and I will stock up on four more. Out of Spite.
Make a throne of dorns
Dorns for the Dorn throne!
I have a tournament tomorrow, I’m going to use these winning tactics
I'd wish you good luck but with these tactics you don't need luck!
@ I know, thank you for your help. 😂
With your wining tactics He will don’t need luck, he will need a lawyer! Hahahah
@@cinocefalo284Preferably OJ Simpson's lawyer
The line of sight things is such a brilliant loophole, rules as written it works!
love the humour in this video
I know one way to win a game every time, a loaded gun. It's works all the time
This is a very interesting comment to make 2 minutes into a 13 minute video 🤔
Ok i didn't watch it fully. I'm in Australia so it's 12:15 am right now so i watch it full later after sleep. I really just wanted to say something funny
Every new video just shows how down is Paul falling in madness and I love it plis never stop doing videos
Or was I always this mad? WHO KNOWS?! At least I'm a WINNER
@ :0
Love to see your skills in animation level up and so many new drawings. Keep it on!
I’m a big fan of Vanguard Tactics AND your channel Paul. Honestly I think between the two I will have the ultimate tournament power!
I was going to bring deodorant, but no longer….from now on pepper spray ONLY
Paul i really hope you can start doing youtube full time some day cuz this is my favourite video of yours to date!
Surely you row your boat up the Yvraine?
Perfect! I’ll do all of these effective immediately
The artwork of Yvrain and Giliman is amazing!
paul you have gone down the rabbit hole and im fully up for it
You had me at the start, I wasn't even arguing about 40k being an unfun game that people mostly play for reasons unrelated to the terrible gameplay
10:55 Thx m8, have coffee coming out of my nose now 😂
8:16 made me chuckle
I want to win! you have my attention
Kitbashing a custom prof. Farnsworth with a 6" fing-longer so that I can strategically pivot him (for free) to get into and out of line of sight
I wanted to improve my opponent’s immersion so when started my shooting phase I started blasting irl. If my opponent is too chicken to play a real game of 40k I should get the win.
The second monitor callout was wild and effective
i did chuckle at the "got you covered"
Until more recently I didn't know it was more common to only play like 1-2 games a month sense I play a 2-5 games a week
Thank you Paul
Watching this the night before my lvo tourney 😎 I’m all set, I can feel it
3:38 tau can’t stop winning . 😂
there's plastic in my eyeballs now Paul.
Can't wait to use these tactics this weekend 🥰
Thank you for this. And as a guard player I won’t get a Rogal dorn and will instead spend that money on more leman russes!
Ive been watching your videos for months and didnt realize I was not subscribed... fixed it
wow, this sounds like the last few games of 40K I played, especially against the guy who had a fit because he couldn't move after a deep strike. Then he quit and left calling everyone else a cheater, rofl. Keep up the good work Paul!
Quitting and leaving is not a winner's attitude. Had he pulled out a knife, now that's a real winner right there!
Amazing vid! Loving the unemployment arc (Also pls remove the 6 dorn joke that's my picture)
Paul is very funny, and I like him... or, at least I like the social media persona he presents.
Jokes on you paul, I booted up this video on my main monitor before you even told me! I'm already winning!
A lot of Guard stock images... Are you planning a new army?
I have a big folder of guard images that I use when I need to get angry at something so I had them to hand 👍
@PaulIsBadAtStuff It's much easier to get angry by looking at new Guard rules by being a Guard player, though...
I watched this video, went to my LGS and went 96 - 37 against Daemons, coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Paul sitting backwards on a chair has insane aura
All information delivered whilst sitting backwards on a chair is always the best information
I can see that since ur unemployment, the editing has drastically improved
Can't believe Paul is a confirmed Shortstack enjoyer.
It's the WINNER'S choice
I love your animation 😆
sorry paul fine i'll buy more minis, put them at the top of the pile of shame and neglect my old old old custodes bikes
Oh sorry, guard player here we don’t lose games, but I guess I’ll watch this video anyway.
Oh I I wish this was true
Sir I am picking spells for D&D on my first monitor thank you very much
As long as you're trying to be a WINNER at something I guess I can accept it
6:26 YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
*Paul had fallen for Slaaneshi's influence...*
May the god Emperor of Mankind help us all...
The solution to losing at 40K: buy Centurions. If that doesn’t work, buy more Centurions. Ad infinitum until you have enough Centurions (you will never have enough Centurions).
Oh no, I have a tournament tomorrow and I didn't do any of these, I'm screwed!
This is why I prefer Age of Sigmar.
In all seriousness, this was great! Honestly, it might be your funniest video. I think either your airbrush video or the Screaming Ravens year-end-weigh-in are my personal favorites of yours, and your decent into crab-based maddness might genuinely be your best work ever. But this easily takes the spot of funniest video for me.
Although. . . I do need to ask out of morbid curiosity. Was "6 Rogal Dorns" an intentional joke on your part? Because rule of 3 still exists, and I didn't think the rules for the new Guard Codex would have disseminated the news of Rogal Dorn Tank Commanders quickly enough that you were able to integrate that knowledge into the scripting and editing of the video. So, was saying "6 Rogal Dorns" an intentional joke on your part to show how the (cough-cough) *character* you were playing in this video doesn't know as much about 40K as they claim to? Or was it written after we got the rules for the new Guard Codex and just added in later to clown on the spammiest way to play your least favorite unit? Or did you just write in "6 Rogal Dorns" because you thought it was a funny big number to clown on Guard players?
I wrote and edited this video this week so it was intentional! I make videos at full throttle by the seat of my pants!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuffFair enough. I probably should've realized that when I remembered that you included the special Death Korps cover art and the new Data Cards for the new Guard Codex, but by the time I did remember, it was too late.
Hypothetical question, what if my opponent has ALSO watched this video?
Be faster on the trigger and you'll be a winner!
That could help me and my 2 in 2 loss record
Make sure those 2 losses are the last losses you ever have by being a WINNER!
Hit like at the "please like me" bit. Begging works Paul.
A true WINNER is not above begging to be liked to help fill the empty void in their soul :D
Where is the Mini at 3:38 from? Asking for a friend...
Is it bad that I have those models?
I was hoping that you will be talking about your recent wins :) maybe in the next video :)
Next video will be about some of my recent games and not a complete descent into madness...maybe
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff stay strong my friend, we are having funn yea? :D W do not matter
man had a rough game ig. felt
when do I cough with my mouth wide open
PFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHA just squint real hard and you'll have EXACTLY the model you'll need for winning. Very good
How to win any Warhammer 40k game pepper spray your opponents so they can see their for can't draw line of sight! *the world eater player steps up.* don't worry I don't need eyes.
Dear god what happened during your last tournament
I won! I got a trophy and a criminal record so I double win!
Hey I play 1 to 3 games every week so I remember about half of my rules
Damn that's a lot of rules to remember that sounds like too much info clogging your brain :(
amazing video
After losing first game of warhammer 40k yesterday, this is the exact upload i ne... What did i walk into?
Dropped on my birthday hurray!
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff I got two rogal dorns your favourite model!
Starting to wonder if 40k is just an excuse to do ad reads. The passion is steamy in those reads.
If I'm not making money by making stupid 40k videos and the weirdest ad reads in existence what's the point?
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Do something you love, and you will never work a day in your life Mr.Atstuff
Wait. Is color spray bad :< i cant get an airbrush.
Colour spray is actually fine and also nice and quick for an undercoat!
I have fun playing 40K…
40k is fun. This video will make you a WINNER which is totally more important
@ 😂
Whats wrong with guard :(
Thank you for all those neat little tips and tricks.
But you Sir are completly crazy and should be banned pre-emptively from every tournament 😂😂
Love your editing style and humor 🤘🤘
If I'm banned from every tournament it's because they're just SCARED and that means I win!
Yeah maybe youre right 🤔
Might be your incredible strong and well thought out list... But I think the weapon helps 🤪
He has lost so much no he has descended into madness. Also don't tell everyone these things they're only for the pros!!!
Commenting before watching- Weighted Dice right?
You have much to learn.
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff I am very happy toilet dice was mentioned. Was the first thing I thought of when seeing the video!
Really hilarious stuff, thanks for the great video!
Weighted dice are too easily provable and they're hard to flush. Just have a random assortment of dice, roll those behind cover and make up your own results.
This video was MASSIVE, there’s no limit to how LOW I’ll go to win
No matter how much I try, my hope will TAPER away
@@OscarBeer-y6imy odds of losing are FADEing every time I rewatch this video
Hey, Paul!
How are you?
Iam starting to worry :c
I'm a WINNER! (Yes I'm fine these videos are very fun for me to make)
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
I mean i dont play warhammer 40k but i think now i can win!
Also is this legal advise? Lol
I think this video has justified my purchase of buying NSFW models, its the only way i can WIN
using wahapedia is a looser move
Warcrimes 40,000
unfortunately for you, Paul, As a guard player i cant be riled. my faction is actually good both in tabletop and lore, unlike your favourite unit :^)
Every 'tism triggered...
Good job
Paul..... are you OK?
I'm more than OK. I'm a WINNER! (yes I'm doing really well thanks, these videos are a lot of fun to make even if they are a bit insane)
@@PaulIsBadAtStuff Its fun to watch you throw yourself in to it. You can see the passion (and insanity!) throughout them :)
I like it! Now do a guide on speaking clearly and concisely for a RUclips video. 😏
Whatdoyoumeanispeakperfectlyclearlyatalltimesandimnotgoinginsaneimarealwinner
For the algorithm
this is coming from the man with who talks about how much he sucks at stuff probably legit