I don't know why people would need more than 1 body, I have one and it works perfectly fine. I guess if you are missing arms or a leg you might want to get another one, but more than 2 is just crazy.
And if you cant find that one girl? Girls are insecure and they change their mind all the time. Maybe is just me but I prefere someone Who knows what she wants. Even if that means girls from clubs down for one night stands. When I'll find that girl Who s worth it I ll stop. I only need one girl too.
If your body count is 0 or 1 by choice, respect. And the "no bitches" insult means nothing to me, I don't want "bitches," I want one, happy, good, wife.
You’ll get sex when you least expect it, that’s what kinda happened to me. When you’re with a chick don’t expect to have sex from her, she’s her own person. Feel the vibe, get comfortable with her, then you could be like wassup and get top or sum💯 but then again every chick is different it might take time
@@regulus7754 try talking to women outside your classroom. What's the worse they can say? Eventually you gotta realize that just because one or more women won't like you doesn't mean all won't like you. It's usually easier to be friends with women first tho because you learn how to talk to women and you learn from them but most importantly friendships is the foundation to relationships unless you looking for sex. If they don't like you, you either move on or stay friends. but if there's no women in your school, there's always the outside world like a hobbie or dating sites but dating sites is a difficult ballpark
@not_being _racist 😏 oh I'm not having sex with people Because I want a relationship. A real one, and all the people around me are not in that mindset. So I don't see a point in it. Not saying it's bad, just not for me right now. Maybe when If I get a boyfriend..
@@jct3439 With how prominent hookup culture is nowadays, I'd be surprised if not one person offered sex at one point in their lives. It's definitely rare because people even pity guys who are virgins. Not saying anyone should just go and have sex to lose that, but it's much better to find someone you're actually attracted to.
Was it lgtbq? I don't blame you since yk everything is bright and it catches your attention. I've done it a lot before. Ppl think I'm "homphobic" I don't know why.
@@sandrohernandez4401 L- lesbian (female attracted to female) G- gay (male attracted to male) B- bisexual (male or female attracted to both male and female) T- transgender (transitioning from their birth sex to the other sex) Q- queer (you're still questioning your sexuality/gender but you know you're lqbt) Homophobia(noun)- the discrimination against members of the lgbtq community. "Homophobic" is the adjective form.
When I tell people im 25 and a virgin, they seem to be really confused, especially when I tell them im not waiting for marriage. And what makes it even more confusing is that im a pretty attractive girl too, the answer is simply im not looking for sexual interaction or relationships at the moment, I would rather wait and find someone perfect, or not find anyone at all, because I don't find a relationship a nessesary part of my life, and seriously believe I could probably die alone and be happy.
Jesus, no one is perfect but I hope you find that one person who checks your boxes and you theirs. You're probably actively avoiding the need of intimate relationships or are just very scared of the idea of romance/sex.
As someone who has no bodies in the fridge, basement, attic, anywhere I'm really glad that Michael is here to talk idk what I'd do if I couldn't talk but Ik one day I'll get bodies buried everywhere ❤️💔
@@caribbaviator7058 that’s what makes it that much better. My wife and I were both virgins. Knowing that we’re each others first and only is very special.
@@caribbaviator7058 For good reason. Inexperience is the leading cause of divorce. People who don’t have experience with commitment, people who don’t have experience with compromise and the conflict compassion balance (maintaining a ratio of basically 4 good memorable things for every 1 bad memorable thing) and lastly sexual inexperience producing insecurity around exploration, and the production of a dead bedroom.
I'm at 0 and definitely don't feel ashamed or proud of it- it just is what it is! and when I meet someone who I love and trust I'll be very glad to change it lol
@@FriarJoe66 depends. 1 is the average. The most normal. Staying faithful to your one spouse. This is how it's been done for all human history. But nowadays people are laughing at the fact that you're not a whore. That's wrong.
@@mastermitser5693 ? By my understanding of your comment it seems you think that I am a virgin, and as a result I built a narrative. If that's what you meant you're sorely mistaken. If I had the desire to, I could have long lost my virginity. But I am not a whore.
As a person living at the street I can legally confirm I have 20+ kid's body in the basement, 15+ men's hairy+oily body in the attic, And 10+ women's body buried in the backyard. I am living in the streets to avoid being sus.
@@kebobarmageddov2110 correction. I have game I just choose not to engage in mindless sex every day not to even mention I’ve been with the same person since I was 16. Not everyone is wasting their life away.
@@zenith613 yeah I believe in self improvement more than anything. Get your money and persue goals then the ladies will come later. Read books and write a lot especially in a journal
Well unfortunately they dont test for the most common and probably the nastiest std called HPV. So the best thing to do is follow the Bible, dont fornicate, and stay faithful in marriage for life.
@Marinette R. I never said getting tested is bad, but comments like these are so obvious they are non opinions. Every comment section is full of mindless comments like these nowadays its mind numbing
@@thebignacho if you're expecting the comment section of every youtube video to match your standard of intelligence, that is a you problem. Also I don't know what a "non opinion" is. And just like you have the right to think everyone except you is posting "mindless comments." I have a right to believe that the comments you posted are just as "mindless" as the rest of us....
I really dislike the idea that being a virgin is weird or something that should be fixed. I'm saving myself for marriage lol, I don't need any "help" 😂
When the guy says zeroes need help and im thinking "yo the clinics right down the street for you" , " you had another abortion" "another failed relationship and meaningless sex".
As a person who threw away his v card cuz he had pretty much no chances of getting laid: don’t. If you a self respecting person who only wants to have sex in a long term monogamous relationship/ wait for marriage you just a player taking yourself off them market, and don't listen to all the pressure telling you otherwise. Sex is meaningless with someone you don't care about.
That’s why it’s called sex. Sex and making love are different. Sex is for pleasure. Making love is for love. I guess all you people just don’t understand that lmao.
Mine is 0 and I'm cool with that. If anyone will ever come along and i genuinely end up caring about them, cool. Otherwise, I'm not going to go out of my way looking for it. It feels so... artificial. It's enough for me that looking for job and places to live feels the same way.
I’m 21 and I thought this way for the first 20 years of my life. Only recently with a stable job and stable living environment do I find myself actively seeking a relationship. For me I just had to be in a good place financially and mentally
@@TransparentEclipse I'm 30 and it would be the opposite for me. If I had a stable job I'd be even less inclined to seek relationships since my work would become my main focus.
@@joealyjim3029 Fortunately, no. I think most of them more or less know that I'm not interested in that kind of thing. For the most part we talk philosophy, music and politics. But I do have a friend who I have more down to Earth conversations about life and sometimes she asks if I'm seeing someone.
My count is zero, number of opertunites 16- waiting for god and trusting living a righteous life over a self ego. Love u all and know jesus loves u the most🙏✝️❤️
@hishenmathurin2844 I don’t get why people think having a high body count is bad. I’m a virgin, but I’m not going to shame someone who slept with a lot of people. The way I see it sex is just a bodily function. Like how human eat or sleep. We have sex because it feels good or to have children. I don’t know why people have to put morals on everything we do.
I wish my body count was zero instead of one. The girl I did it with, me and her talked about being together forever. But in the end she just toyed around with my heart and it really hurt. I might wait til marriage now or if I find someone who is truly committed to me.
Same thing happened to me years ago. I fell hard. Standards dropped. I didnt date for years. It took 6 years after to date again but i found my wife after. Weve been together almost 7 years now.
You don't have to be a celibate monk but I think there's something gained from seeing sex as a means to enrich a relationship and not the entire objective of getting into one.
I respect anyone who decides to wait till they’re married, and to those who struggle to get intimate with another person I really hope you find someone with whom you connect. But goddamn I’ve had fun in my life. Even the times I kind of regret are still cool stories for myself lmao Just remember to keep it consensual and respectful.
Same, personally I’m saving myself for marriage, 16 yr old female here and honestly it’s a good choice because u aren’t messing with people who will distract you (personal opinion) and I’ve got school and future medical school :^
My body count is 113 and honestly it feels good knowing those people aren’t out there anymore but id rather not have killed those people since I do feel guilty about it every once in a while
As a person with 0 bodies in my basement, I’m very happy that Michael is here to talk things through with me. I expect to leave 5 stars on yelp. Don’t disappoint me Michael
Bro in a politically way said *“you got no bitchs...”* 💀
What does having no bitches have anything to do with politics? 💀
Wdym politically
Fuck being polite start becoming political
politely?
@@angeloyu6130 lol
Plot twist: he wasn’t talking about sexual partners…
Phew I'm relieved..
Then my body count is about 78 pls i need help to hide them
Wow I'm a player haha
🔫
@@The_Guy33Hey I have 17 body counts, we could team up to get more. Also the best place to hide them is burning the bodies for no evidence.
0 body count gang down here
👇
Edit: man these replies are getting wild 💀
Loser
0
😔
0 but I’m only 15
0 but I'm only 16 so it's fine
I'm 23 and 0 body count and I'm happy to see a lot of 0 guys too xD I was losing hope to ever fall in love with a man whose first would be me
Me too
22 turn 23 this year and still 0 and honesty don't mind
Same. Im 23 with 0 body count
im also 23 with a zero body count. having zero doesnt bother me, its society giving me a second take about having zero that bothers me
I'm 22 dw mine's 0 too
My body count is WAY over 15,
The police still haven’t found them yet.💀
15 is rookie numbers lmao
they died💀💀💀💀💀
I thought he meant our body 💀💀
Your bodies your choice
You a real nigga
"And if your body count is around 16 million, you probably failed art school."
bro thought 6 million was too little and added 10 million more
Or you’re a Clinton
@@yon8081 bigger number better person
@@yon8081 the total deaths of Soviet troops alone is 10 million
@@mrapollo4779 and their civilians was 20 million, making the soviet death toll 30 million. Absolutely insane.
Rare footage of michael not saying “FUCK YOU”
Mine is zero, and I plan to keep it that way thank you very much
Are you scared of women
@@still444 No, I have a girlfriend actually, I'm just asexual lmao
As someone with abt 27 bodies in my back yard I can confirm I live on the streets(My lawyers advised me not to say this joke)
Excellent 💀
Underrated
what
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@@xapd421who rated it
I don't know why people would need more than 1 body, I have one and it works perfectly fine. I guess if you are missing arms or a leg you might want to get another one, but more than 2 is just crazy.
And if you cant find that one girl? Girls are insecure and they change their mind all the time. Maybe is just me but I prefere someone Who knows what she wants. Even if that means girls from clubs down for one night stands. When I'll find that girl Who s worth it I ll stop. I only need one girl too.
Don't ever attempt stand up
Spare parts
lol
I have like 23 in my basement
taylor swift been real quiet since this dropped...
Bro here offering free help with the first kill, bravo!
If your body count is 0 or 1 by choice, respect. And the "no bitches" insult means nothing to me, I don't want "bitches," I want one, happy, good, wife.
say it again for the ppl in the back👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I want a wife/girl, not “bitches and hoes”
Perma virgin mentality
Based Joel
🍷🗿
So basically you have no experience with women #getsnohoes
Meanwhile Genghis Khan:
That guy lived in the streets before they were streets, what are you on about bro…
the mf belongs to the eastern plains
His body count is too high for an average human mind to comprehend. So we have no say
Meanwhile some Austrian painter
My guy makes hoes look respectful
“lemme know if you need any help-“
minors: …
Yo I can help any minors out if they need it
@@xsplafix7011 do minors NEED the help though-
My body count is 0 an I'm 19 near to 20 (I started to get nervous)
@@lmaimai.shiginskyyes
@@Resuliano_Ronaldoum. i beg to differ but ok
mine is 0 because the 10 commandments say not before marriage
Exactly I will respect that rule as well
There we go👏🏼👏🏼🙏🙏
Respect 🤝
All Commandments ?
Respect.
Amen
As somebody who has 15+ body’s in my basement I can confirm.
Ayo📸
I found that way too funny.
My goofy uncle has 85 and there all minors!
@@Tyeler80 yeah timmy now . Now come back to your basement. I had 86 earlier
In what basement
You live on the streets
bro i just want a hug at this point
Same bro
I’ll hug y’all both
*hugs the phone*
You’ll get sex when you least expect it, that’s what kinda happened to me. When you’re with a chick don’t expect to have sex from her, she’s her own person. Feel the vibe, get comfortable with her, then you could be like wassup and get top or sum💯 but then again every chick is different it might take time
@@regulus7754 1. Work on yourself
2. Work on having a friendships with men and women
3. Relax
@@regulus7754 try talking to women outside your classroom. What's the worse they can say? Eventually you gotta realize that just because one or more women won't like you doesn't mean all won't like you. It's usually easier to be friends with women first tho because you learn how to talk to women and you learn from them but most importantly friendships is the foundation to relationships unless you looking for sex. If they don't like you, you either move on or stay friends. but if there's no women in your school, there's always the outside world like a hobbie or dating sites but dating sites is a difficult ballpark
Micheal thank you for not making fun of us virgins 😭
Body count after marriage=1: Gigachad
I thought mine was 15+ and then I realized he didn’t mean kills💀
dawg
Same brah
Lmaoo
Lmao
A close one lol
My body count is 0, actively looking to kill someone though.
📸 🤨
@@mango7uice 🤨📝🔪🩸
@@redrox3312 🤨🚨🚓
Its the other body count
@@ehanzaman3113 🤓
"if you're body count is 15+
Then you clearly failed the silent assassin objective"
I respect two kinds of people:
1. Those who wait until they get married
2. Those who think what 'body count' used to mean....
"If your body count is 1..."
"You're welcome"
Well I’m only nine so 0
'Lemme help you'.
Ahh hell nah💀
Nah bruh what'd you mean nah? Sounds like a missed opportunity for you
Bro tried sneaking in "hell" and "nah"
You mean hell yeah?
*Ahh hell yeah
Bro is helping us kill
Lot of people in the comments just wants a hug lmfao
From myself and the people I know, whom I know their body count, This is accurate. No bs this is Way accurate lmaoo
Brothers, there is nothing wrong with saving it for marriage. Keep that in mind. Do not feel shamed for still being a virgin.
preach
Factual
Ty 😩
Thanks
I have no idea why I feel ashamed from that, the interent ruined it for me, to the point I plan to wear fake ring and pretend I'm atleast engaged
T-T
Depends how old they are. 4 partners at 18 vs 30 is very different
Wise comment
Thank you. I have a 4 body count, I'm 30 and that count is from when I was 22 to now. I feel like 4s are also self respect...
I had like 6 at 19. Not that i wanted to but i had no choice, the yu gi oh cards were too strong.
@not_being _racist 😏 haven't had sex in three years but sure
@not_being _racist 😏 oh I'm not having sex with people Because I want a relationship. A real one, and all the people around me are not in that mindset. So I don't see a point in it. Not saying it's bad, just not for me right now. Maybe when If I get a boyfriend..
“If your body count is 0 lmk if you need any help” is outrageous 💀
24-year-old with a body count of 0. That's right, I've never killed anyone. (or even hugged a girl in over 10 years)
Having a 0 body count is also a sign of self respect of not settling for less prioritising the wait for the one
Or not being able to attract anyone
@@jct3439 true but you can always just go pay if u are of age so no one really has an excuse
@@pkyt2458 prostitution is illegal
@@jct3439 With how prominent hookup culture is nowadays, I'd be surprised if not one person offered sex at one point in their lives. It's definitely rare because people even pity guys who are virgins. Not saying anyone should just go and have sex to lose that, but it's much better to find someone you're actually attracted to.
@@DailyTvz debatable
well, my body count is 32. i uh, drove through a parade...
Was it lgtbq? I don't blame you since yk everything is bright and it catches your attention. I've done it a lot before. Ppl think I'm "homphobic" I don't know why.
@@sandrohernandez4401 L- lesbian (female attracted to female) G- gay (male attracted to male) B- bisexual (male or female attracted to both male and female) T- transgender (transitioning from their birth sex to the other sex) Q- queer (you're still questioning your sexuality/gender but you know you're lqbt) Homophobia(noun)- the discrimination against members of the lgbtq community. "Homophobic" is the adjective form.
@@ACitrusFruit you didn't understand his message I think
@@pingpin9950 probably didn't lol, I wrote that at 3 in the morning so I think I was a little tired🤣🤣🤣
@@ACitrusFruit ?
my body count is 0. I'm going straight to heaven, my brother.
When I tell people im 25 and a virgin, they seem to be really confused, especially when I tell them im not waiting for marriage. And what makes it even more confusing is that im a pretty attractive girl too, the answer is simply im not looking for sexual interaction or relationships at the moment, I would rather wait and find someone perfect, or not find anyone at all, because I don't find a relationship a nessesary part of my life, and seriously believe I could probably die alone and be happy.
Jesus, no one is perfect but I hope you find that one person who checks your boxes and you theirs. You're probably actively avoiding the need of intimate relationships or are just very scared of the idea of romance/sex.
My body count is 1. Shoutout to pastor Joseph fr fr🙏
He's saved hundreds of us. ❤
Ppl keep calling us victims. idk why 🤔
😎🤏😮
ayo
Wtf
I’ve been at 0 my entire life, I’m not about to break the streak
Fr
Ong I always win I’m not losing my v card
Same
@@wisetree5322 v card?
When was virginity brought up. I thought were talking about murder.
Same
I used to hide them deep in the woods but now i just dissolve them in acid, i honestly cannot remember the number haha
*Why would I belong to the streets?I am a professional hitman*
As someone who has no bodies in the fridge, basement, attic, anywhere I'm really glad that Michael is here to talk idk what I'd do if I couldn't talk but Ik one day I'll get bodies buried everywhere ❤️💔
Should buy a cemetery near you just to be prepared you know
cant even reply to this comment :/
bro Michael's talking about the people you had sex with 💀
@s_ac73 damn you speaking from experience??? I've gotta get some notes down thanks actually 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The young kids thinking body count means kills in cod😂😂
Wait what? This isn't what it means??
Inocent child
@@randomicplayerweioh someone has to tell him before he asks it from someone else
@@sakuv nah bro I'm just joking lol
@@randomicplayerwei I know I just tryed to troll someone else
It took me a whole 5 minutes to realize that he wasn't talking about a kill count 💀
yeah, 11-14 is probably my favourite-
*IT SEEMS THERE HAS BEEN A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING*
👮: Did i read that right?
Kept my virginity until I married my wife. Best decision ever. Highly recommend.
No one wants to wait these days
@@caribbaviator7058 that’s what makes it that much better. My wife and I were both virgins. Knowing that we’re each others first and only is very special.
@@caribbaviator7058 finally someone with brain. Why wait when you can do it.
@@darius_Pk Why do it when you can wait🤷🏻♀️
@@caribbaviator7058 For good reason. Inexperience is the leading cause of divorce. People who don’t have experience with commitment, people who don’t have experience with compromise and the conflict compassion balance (maintaining a ratio of basically 4 good memorable things for every 1 bad memorable thing) and lastly sexual inexperience producing insecurity around exploration, and the production of a dead bedroom.
There is nothing wrong with waiting until marriage. That way you can inherit their assests too. Just make sure nobody can find the body.
Underrated comment
If you are a woman. You can also get away with taking the guy's soul. The government can help you as well.
Or waiting till death, like I am
this is actually a funny comment especially since my dad was actually murdered by his wife for his money. So there's a lot of truth in it .
rare footage of michael being so calm
I know someone that has a body count of 300. He fought in WWII and was a Russian sniper. We are talking about that body count right
I'm at 0 and definitely don't feel ashamed or proud of it- it just is what it is! and when I meet someone who I love and trust I'll be very glad to change it lol
i’ll keep that 0 body count streak till i’m dead
@@sirtieman Let these idiots know. They live for sex. You are only living for sex.
you gotta make it to 30 at least and youll get the magical powers
Stay confident with yourself and I promise that number will change.
@@kivikallo4313im 60% there, i can do this
0 means you're a normal person saving themselves. There's nothing wrong with you.
I would never live my whole life without killing anyone
Copium
Nothing wrong with it but “normal” is subjective. If you’re trying to be objective and base “normal” off of averages than it is less than is normal.
@@FriarJoe66 depends. 1 is the average. The most normal. Staying faithful to your one spouse. This is how it's been done for all human history. But nowadays people are laughing at the fact that you're not a whore. That's wrong.
@@mastermitser5693 ? By my understanding of your comment it seems you think that I am a virgin, and as a result I built a narrative. If that's what you meant you're sorely mistaken. If I had the desire to, I could have long lost my virginity. But I am not a whore.
this made me feel really good man thank you
If i got 0 i dont have self respect? Bruh this generation
My body count is my fiancé. Wouldn’t want it any other way.
that's wholesome, good for you
I'm gonna call the cops
That’s beautiful ❤
@@Bigblack42069Bro did nothing wrong
As a person living at the street I can legally confirm I have 20+ kid's body in the basement, 15+ men's hairy+oily body in the attic, And 10+ women's body buried in the backyard.
I am living in the streets to avoid being sus.
that is strangely specific of Ya 💀
sir, I will need you to come with me to the FBI headquarters-
Can you measure your fart with a rular
@@Iijwdnudeiunef yep
This is such a weird comment.
@@Iijwdnudeiunef i don't think that's possible but, who knows?
Maybe it will work?
'you belong to the streets' 😭
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Precious gems for ladies to know. Thank u, bro.
this man speaks so much facts
“You’re shy but secretly really crazy” bro is spying on me.
You just got no game, girls are so easy right now
@@kebobarmageddov2110you mean street girls?😂😂😂 With 5+ bodycounts?
@@kebobarmageddov2110 correction. I have game I just choose not to engage in mindless sex every day not to even mention I’ve been with the same person since I was 16. Not everyone is wasting their life away.
@@tygsv4021 having sex with different girls isn’t wasting your life away bro chill out
@@kebobarmageddov2110 can confirm, cant acquire bitches
If you just constantly move town you can get the body count above 100. As long as you had your tracks, you’re good.
As a mw2 player with 2,0000000000 on my body count, I see this as an absolute win
Bro at this point a girl staring at me is considered a W for me haha.
Yeah bro same here - in all my classes they just completely avoid me and for some, though I do not care, try to mess with me and make fun of me.
@@zenith613 yeah I believe in self improvement more than anything. Get your money and persue goals then the ladies will come later. Read books and write a lot especially in a journal
Me eat lizards
average 4chan user
@@h3rberttt is that an insult? Cause if so how dArE yOu
Me: **0 body count but doesn't care about it because I'm happy**
Sigma🔥
Same.
I havent lost my virginity because I dont like to lose 💪😎
@@Davin_109yup. And living my best life as a virgin.
Same
15 is very low in today’s dating environment. A healthy person in their 20s will accumulate this number in a couple years if they remain single.
Maybe you need to find somwhere eles man me and my female friends and sisters are virgin your vibe attracts your tribe
Im a Healthy 23 Year Old and my Body Count is 1 soo... im my eyes everthing above 8 or so belongs to the Streets
@@juliecat420your life sounds very boring.
I’m in my late 20s and my body count is 19. People are just so judgmental and obviously have very boring lives.
@@darthvader1775 TO THE STREETS
Mine is around 40,the police still ain't found me
If your body count is 15+ make sure to get regularly tested!
Thanks grandma
Well unfortunately they dont test for the most common and probably the nastiest std called HPV. So the best thing to do is follow the Bible, dont fornicate, and stay faithful in marriage for life.
@@thebignachohave fun with all the hivs
@Marinette R. I never said getting tested is bad, but comments like these are so obvious they are non opinions. Every comment section is full of mindless comments like these nowadays its mind numbing
@@thebignacho if you're expecting the comment section of every youtube video to match your standard of intelligence, that is a you problem.
Also I don't know what a "non opinion" is.
And just like you have the right to think everyone except you is posting "mindless comments."
I have a right to believe that the comments you posted are just as "mindless" as the rest of us....
Michael as a member of the 0 body count club I would love to take you up on your offer for some help.
Same buddy
😢
Please help me aswell
Well you tickle my pickle if you want 😏
I got zero but aye I found peace
I couldn't care less about a bodycount so I'm just chillin'🤙
Bro, just because I'm a good hitman. I belong to the streets
Mine is nearly 50 different people. It doesn't make me superior nor inferior to anyone else.
I really dislike the idea that being a virgin is weird or something that should be fixed. I'm saving myself for marriage lol, I don't need any "help" 😂
Factual statement. Saving yourself for marriage is one of the most commendable and respectable things you can do as an individual.
Smart move
As anyone should
You droped this 👑
Amen to that!
When the guy says zeroes need help and im thinking "yo the clinics right down the street for you" , " you had another abortion" "another failed relationship and meaningless sex".
0 because I’m a Christian so no shame. It’s very annoying having to reject people tho
As a person who threw away his v card cuz he had pretty much no chances of getting laid: don’t.
If you a self respecting person who only wants to have sex in a long term monogamous relationship/ wait for marriage you just a player taking yourself off them market, and don't listen to all the pressure telling you otherwise. Sex is meaningless with someone you don't care about.
Do what you want with your life and think for yourself. How about that?
@@dave1T u for the streets
It doesn’t need to have a meaning. It is meaningless outside of reproduction
That’s why it’s called sex. Sex and making love are different. Sex is for pleasure. Making love is for love. I guess all you people just don’t understand that lmao.
Mine is 0 and I'm cool with that. If anyone will ever come along and i genuinely end up caring about them, cool. Otherwise, I'm not going to go out of my way looking for it. It feels so... artificial. It's enough for me that looking for job and places to live feels the same way.
I’m 21 and I thought this way for the first 20 years of my life. Only recently with a stable job and stable living environment do I find myself actively seeking a relationship. For me I just had to be in a good place financially and mentally
Do you get all your friends telling you to ask people out too? That shits so annoying
@@TransparentEclipse I'm 30 and it would be the opposite for me. If I had a stable job I'd be even less inclined to seek relationships since my work would become my main focus.
@@joealyjim3029 Fortunately, no. I think most of them more or less know that I'm not interested in that kind of thing. For the most part we talk philosophy, music and politics. But I do have a friend who I have more down to Earth conversations about life and sometimes she asks if I'm seeing someone.
@@alexanderl9721 for me I felt lonely for once. What’s the point of having a nice job and a nice place if u have nobody to share it with
My count is zero, number of opertunites 16- waiting for god and trusting living a righteous life over a self ego. Love u all and know jesus loves u the most🙏✝️❤️
Zero body count until you are married - is a really good thing.
Yeah, I need your help man. I’m prepared to sacrifice it all if I have to
Same brother, same
Same brother, same
I mean you could just take a gun out and you know force it
@@joizz5932 been thinking bout doing that for a long while..
Buy some guns and ammunition
“If your body count is 0, let me know if you need any help.”
Yeah Michael I just need to not be autistic.
Read the bible
@@AquinasBased I have, but I suppose I missed the part that fixes autism. Care to enlighten me?
@@AquinasBased mhm
there are dating sites for people with autism
even then, autism does not define you
@@AquinasBased WTF?
Mine's 7 and I'm Christian
😅 Anything other than 0 (unless married of course) is shameful. And all sexual encounters would be 14.
As a very young man I'm happy I ain't getting no bitches rn cuz that would be weird af knowing myself
“If your body count is 4-6, idk why, but you’re really fkn annoying” 😭😭😭😭
as a 13 year old i see this as an absolute loss :(
Too many serial killers round here
If you are not married and your body count is 0, you are based 👑
What if I am married and my body count is 0?
@@youtubescholar Weird.
@@marijancorluka4500 💀
What if it's over 40
@@youtubescholarthen you’re Indian
If your body count is 15+, you owe a reproductive health doctor a visit.
How is 15 even a lot
Even If I’m 50 years old and been a single bachelor my whole life . If it isn’t double of 15 then you need to see a therapist at the very least.
@@rubendr6510you're hanging aren't you 🤢🤮
@hishenmathurin2844 I don’t get why people think having a high body count is bad. I’m a virgin, but I’m not going to shame someone who slept with a lot of people. The way I see it sex is just a bodily function. Like how human eat or sleep. We have sex because it feels good or to have children. I don’t know why people have to put morals on everything we do.
@@rubendr6510 My comment didn’t say anything about high or low. It’s meant to say the higher your number, the more likely you’re a pool of STDs.
my body count is over billions
good thing the government still hasnt found those corp- i mean bodies yet
As someone with 1 body count i can confirm that i was very selective with who i killed in order to not get caught
I wish my body count was zero instead of one. The girl I did it with, me and her talked about being together forever. But in the end she just toyed around with my heart and it really hurt. I might wait til marriage now or if I find someone who is truly committed to me.
Rip bro😢
Same thing happened to me years ago. I fell hard. Standards dropped. I didnt date for years. It took 6 years after to date again but i found my wife after. Weve been together almost 7 years now.
You don't have to be a celibate monk but I think there's something gained from seeing sex as a means to enrich a relationship and not the entire objective of getting into one.
Very surprised to read this from men. Yall must young. Seems after 25 men stop giving af 😂😂
@@mfknkaren after 25 they're either in a good relationship or they're not. The window closed.
We all miss the iconic "fuck you"
Petition to bring it back..
people who are at 0 until now:
I was offended when he called me annoying then I realized he was talking about my body count and not my girl's age.
I respect anyone who decides to wait till they’re married, and to those who struggle to get intimate with another person I really hope you find someone with whom you connect. But goddamn I’ve had fun in my life. Even the times I kind of regret are still cool stories for myself lmao Just remember to keep it consensual and respectful.
Same, personally I’m saving myself for marriage, 16 yr old female here and honestly it’s a good choice because u aren’t messing with people who will distract you (personal opinion) and I’ve got school and future medical school :^
I kids in basement
@@chrome8299 Ayo what 😭
As someone who is currently in trial for multiple accounts of child abduction, I can confirm I am currently living in the streets rn
0. I'd never kill a person... Unless it's necessary
My body count is 113 and honestly it feels good knowing those people aren’t out there anymore but id rather not have killed those people since I do feel guilty about it every once in a while
Bro really dissed my man Genghis
Preach brother ❤
As a dude with a body count of 0 and will probably live like that for ever I respect Michael
I have 9 comfirmed, with at least 6 more uncomfirmed. Wait, what're we talking about?
As someone with 264 and counting bodies scattered underground across the United States, I can confirm I live on the street for the most part
As a person with 0 bodies in my basement, I’m very happy that Michael is here to talk things through with me. I expect to leave 5 stars on yelp. Don’t disappoint me Michael
Get an escort for an hour. It’s not that bad.