@@hearmeout1767 because RUclips doesn't give a shit. They'll ban someone for showing a but too much cleavage or someone bent over in tight pants, but not a bot literally advertising porn.
@@dylannecros3636 I think it’s the bots that have a way to get new accounts, but let’s just not be idiots and only ignore/report not click links that aren’t exactly guaranteed to be free of malware and they’ll hopefully get the pointlessness in having these bots. Unless it’s actually ransomware and they’re making a lot of money of idiots 🙄
his bitlife and sims videos are so off the rails they make me laugh every time even if i’m on a second rewatch. kevin’s brand of being incompetent and unhinged is so great
I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times but thanks for all the high quality uploads Kevin. You’ve gotten me through hard times as well as provided a nice daily dose of serotonin
if you want more daily serotonin boosts: do you watch joey graceffa’s vlogs? Even if you aren’t a fan of him (i’m very neutral), every time he adopts a pregnant animal i know i’m about to enjoy weeks of adorable animal content and i think it’s more potent than my antidepressants lmao
As soon as he went to the casino, I knew it was a sign that it was all going to go downhill. Casinos, hook-ups, and running for office always ruin his characters' lives regardless of how successful they were beforehand.
Please tell me I'm not the only one that needs to hear Kevin sing the full grinch song. The little snippet sounded good to me and I want to hear a full version
You’d think Kevin would learn from all the boat-related fatalities he’s had that it’s probably not the best idea every time. Get a paddleboat next time. That one went well.
in bitlife you can add your own characters (pick their gender & name) and they'll show up in game as friends, relatives, lawyers, etc. it could've been BitLife thougb
As someone who has played hours and hours of bitlife... "Willy" as a first name and "Licker" as a last name are absolutely some of the random options, but I havent seen them paired together before lol. The coincidental names in bitlife are AMAZING, I've gotten other great ones too
The Dr. Grinch made me think- That would be a really fun Christmas challenge, being the Grinch in Bitlife. You could be like a super stingy person and do a bunch of like burglary but then turn it around.
That Jim Pickens plushie/statue is just ominously looming over Kevin's shoulders like he's whispering something evil on Kevin's ears whenever he plays any game.
14:29 he DIVORCED his wife because she didn’t like his boat, and the FIRST TIME he took it out on the water, it sunk and killed him 😭 JUSTICE FOR SPANKY
I was playing as a Female P-Star once. They fired me when I got too old... why? Never heard of Gilf's? All i want to say is: I think they will always release you at a certain age, Herpes or not.
"Yeah I'll be Spanky Handy-Pimplebutt" I am a 26-year-old woman, Kevin, who just cackled like a witch because of this in a room full of people. I can't even explain myself.
Kev a tip for you in BitLife: If you're in a menu like the Job or Social Menu or whatever and you get reset to the main screen but wanna return to the Menu you were at there's an arrow that says "back" on the middle right side of the screen (like at 3:28) so you don't have to click through everything everytime. It saves you some time and also some sanity, I don't know if you're aware of that option.
i’ve rewatched all of kevin’s bitlife videos at least a couple times because they’re too funny and also o have 0 attention span and so much happens in 2 seconds so every time i rewatch it i get new content i just didn’t compute before 10/10
I think Spanky Handy-Pimplebutt planned to die on that boat all along. Purposefully dying on a boat named "Suck on this, Willy" and leaving Willy with no inheritance is the biggest suck on this, Willy death he could've had. It all could've been avoided if Willy liked Puppy calendars...
This is honestly one of the most hilarious videos I’ve watched in nearly 4 years of watching Kevin, and there’s a high bar because Kevin is feckin hilarious Thanks for bringing such consistent amazing content!
I realise this is non of my business, but I'm a lil confused, Kevin moved to Spain, and is now visiting Ireland, but still has his old set up, up, does he still own the old place and now has two homes and is leaving stuff in Ireland for when he visits, or is it green screen? But where's he recording? Idk why this is puzzling me so much
lmfao, bro what the hell. i expected you murdering people in games, starting cults but every single day your mind goes further than i expected. also, your titles might be being watched by the government. good to make sure you stress the BITLIFE ITS A GAME part there kev.
What I like about Kevin the most, is that 99% of the time he plays video games on his own, and is still more entertaining than everyone I follow that always play with others. It is really a talent being the star of the show the whole time and also be so entertaining in the process (at least on this channel, I know he has another one where he plays with others more often.) Kevin is pure talent, charisma, and charming, even while he tortures innocent sims and has “gory/messed up/dark humor” content lol. He honestly is just one of a kind, and it’s the best. He’ll never be topped 💛
I swear Kevin's mind just changes each day. Like one day he's killing everyone, then he's forgiving sins as a priest, and now... this.
Omg its here again
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🌈IMAGINATION🌈
I mean, as a priest he was killing people too
@YeaMan you cant even spell page right
So he's basically Norman Bates?
I cant believe Kevin's best life was a man named "Spanky Handy-Pimplebutt"
What an absolute legend
With an adopted son named Willy Licker and a daughter named Sweaty Handy-Pimplebutt
Pop Starr had a good life too
@@unnameablename Pop Starr had the best life... and also died in a boating accident. Coincidence? I think not!
I sense a new roommate for Jim and Turg ...
shoulda given his son his wifes last name
"willy handy"
Me: I’m a mature adult with refined tastes
Also me: *laughing so hard I’m close to tears at ‘Willy Licker’*
@@joshroehl6098 Why are there so many bot accounts on RUclips?
It's the PERFECT name for a Pornstar actor's son, he should definitely follow his dad's... uh, footsteps.
Same , I'm still laughing ... ffs hahahah
@@hearmeout1767 because RUclips doesn't give a shit. They'll ban someone for showing a but too much cleavage or someone bent over in tight pants, but not a bot literally advertising porn.
@@dylannecros3636 I think it’s the bots that have a way to get new accounts, but let’s just not be idiots and only ignore/report not click links that aren’t exactly guaranteed to be free of malware and they’ll hopefully get the pointlessness in having these bots. Unless it’s actually ransomware and they’re making a lot of money of idiots 🙄
I feel like Kevin's solution to everything bad is to buy a boat of some kind
Or murder
Then the boat usually ends up killing the person he's trying to help.
@@00CuteDiePie00 usually it's himself
Or going to the casino and doing crimes if he's feeling a bit mischievous
Because out on the sea your problems can't find you.
Unfortunately murderous speedboats can.
I never thought this is where the bitlife series would take us.
@ME we better get rid of it then
Kevins porn addiction is coming out
@ME leave and never come back
This is exactly where I thought the bitlife series would take us
@YeaMan reported
"I've never tried it in bitlife." Kevin... Have you tried it in real life?
why do you think anna is so into him?
and why he has so many clothes that say MMF...
@@Belshazzaresque oh my god I will not forgot that now-
*furious web sleuthing ensues*
I thought the same thing when he specified "in bitlife".
Someone is definitely trying to find out now though
“why is it hard to be healthy”
nobody knows kevin
fr takes way too much work to be healthy
All part of the system
Pretty simple answer really. Most people are lazy.
@@lilblock3564 It's never really that simple
@@lilblock3564 unfortunately it isn't as simple as a balanced diet and plenty of exercise. Life has a habit of saying "you know what, fuck you."
His dad went from not being stiff to a stiff in a couple of minutes 👌🏻
He was cured 😌
I hate the fact this had me absolutely WHEEZING
Just like himself
THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED ASLDFLAJKSDF
Kevin is the only RUclipsr I can consistently come back to without getting fatigued from his videos. Thank you for the quality content my guy.
Couldn't agree more
@YeaMan the only funny thing about your channel is the fact you have 69 subs, learn to spell and try making actual content before bragging
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 he is joking at least I hope so
@YeaMan Spelled page wrong 😭
his bitlife and sims videos are so off the rails they make me laugh every time even if i’m on a second rewatch. kevin’s brand of being incompetent and unhinged is so great
Kevin, in early November BitLife devs are releasing a game called DogLife, where you can live as a dog. Do what you must with this information,
i’m so excited for that, he haaaas to play it
A replica of this video
*as a dog*
@@Spud_Farmer i’m so excited to see what insane things they will allow us to do as a dog, there better be a crime button still at least
Finally a game where Kevin can be a total bitch
What the dog doin?
“I’ve never been a porn star… in BitLife” why the specification kevin?
Of all the boats he could have gotten it had to be a “Tug” boat didn’t it…
Turg boat would be better 😆
@@shead3583 I was gonna say the same thing🤣
Not to mention what he named it but good thing there's a comma lol
Spanky on a "Tug" boat - 😙👌
@@shead3583 Don't bring Turg into this. He's way too innocent
That title was completely unexpected and also extremely on brand for Kevin at the same time
What a fucking life that guy led. Though it always felt like something was off, he didn't have to escape from prison or even kill anyone
Well I mean if you ignore all the people he slept with....
@@joshroehl6098 your music sucks, man. Stop self-promoting
Kevin: doesn't immediately resort to crime and violence
Also Kevin: "how is this going so well?"
Kevin trying to cure herpes when it’s literally incurable xD
Tbf you can randomly cure it in the game as well as HIV via the witch doctor.
I've been able to cure it with witch doctor
@@sickgurl138 yea me too. Irl
Crime and porn and adopting/abandoning are the corner stones of an authentic Kevin BitLife experience
Really any bitlife experience to be honest
He has now lost 2 famous bit life characters to a speedboat crashing into his boat, with no one to help. Maybe it's time to stop buying boats...
I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times but thanks for all the high quality uploads Kevin. You’ve gotten me through hard times as well as provided a nice daily dose of serotonin
@ME put in the nicest way possible, feck off...
Couldn't have said it better myself ✌️
if you want more daily serotonin boosts: do you watch joey graceffa’s vlogs? Even if you aren’t a fan of him (i’m very neutral), every time he adopts a pregnant animal i know i’m about to enjoy weeks of adorable animal content and i think it’s more potent than my antidepressants lmao
tru
"How many pornography historians and porn set janitors do you need?" - Kevin, looking over his list of Bitlife characters
"Bitlife but I am the worst pornstar"
The thigh I was most looking forward to was to see what Kevin would name this poor soul
*Thigh guys Kevin and fries*
@MEwe should get of it (you) then
@ME Stop shitposting about something that doesn't exist.
As soon as he went to the casino, I knew it was a sign that it was all going to go downhill. Casinos, hook-ups, and running for office always ruin his characters' lives regardless of how successful they were beforehand.
„I‘ve never tried this“ - cut to every bitlife character being a porn set janitor / historian
Omg its here again
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Please tell me I'm not the only one that needs to hear Kevin sing the full grinch song. The little snippet sounded good to me and I want to hear a full version
We all know Kevin is using Bitlife to live out his true fantasy….and I’m ok with it
@ME go away
@ME Leave
There's nothing stopping him from changing his name to that and renaming the channel CallMeSpanky
@@RiderLeangle2 I would follow that channel so hard 🤣👋
Crime, casino & boats?
We need to cut a clip and take Kevin yelling "Go Spanky!" Out of context lol
Kevin the type of guy to see a bruised apple and ask “who hurt you”
Kevin the type of guy to do the finger guns every time he's asked for a photo
This is like the 10th time someone crashed into one of Kevin's boats and killed his character.
Wow... Spoilers
Also thought about it.
@@Jason-tz7ir if you read the comments before you watch the video, you'd better believe it's your own fault if the video is spoiled for you
I never thought I’d see you in this Industry, can’t wait for the Johnny Sins collab!
Plot twist: He taught Johnny everything he knows.
Kevin: *actually tries to succeed in a game for once*
Kevin: “Why is this going so well? They’re never going this well for me. 🧐🤔”
You’d think Kevin would learn from all the boat-related fatalities he’s had that it’s probably not the best idea every time.
Get a paddleboat next time. That one went well.
That Willy kid who was up for adoption was either REALLY hated by his parents or...
Nah, no contest, his parents must have really hated him.
2:21
The little gasp and pure joy of being a pornstar.. This made my day better
BitLife did not name a child Willy Licker I refuse to believe that 😂
but at the same time I believe it, they do give people weird names
in bitlife you can add your own characters (pick their gender & name) and they'll show up in game as friends, relatives, lawyers, etc. it could've been BitLife thougb
Tht was deff kevins doing
I liked your comment so we can start a rebellion
@@snowleopard9907 I was kind of wondering if he did but I wish the game did it tbh 😂
@@alyssumbread yea.. I know I wondered about that too lmao, it’s much funnier to think the game did it though
As someone who has played hours and hours of bitlife... "Willy" as a first name and "Licker" as a last name are absolutely some of the random options, but I havent seen them paired together before lol. The coincidental names in bitlife are AMAZING, I've gotten other great ones too
I feel like Spanky might have been the 8th dwarf Disney didn’t want anything to do with
“Never tried it in bitlife”
What aren’t you telling us about your real life Kevin?
He probably already tried it in the Sims tbf... And in real life too of course!
I like to imagine that when you left everything to “charity” that “Charity” is actually the name of one of spankys coworkers.
The Dr. Grinch made me think- That would be a really fun Christmas challenge, being the Grinch in Bitlife.
You could be like a super stingy person and do a bunch of like burglary but then turn it around.
>Kevin O’Reilly
>Ever ceasing to be terrible
High hopes there mate
"Never tried it in Bitlife"
Emphasis on the 'In Bitlife'
Is there something you want to tell us, Kevin?
He was truly humble. Regardless of his fame he still lived in a trailer park.
"hey there friends hows it going" is just the highlight of my day
Omg its here again
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W.
@@joshroehl6098 there is absolutely no way youre advertising that
That Jim Pickens plushie/statue is just ominously looming over Kevin's shoulders like he's whispering something evil on Kevin's ears whenever he plays any game.
Kevin: "Why is this going so well? They *never* go this well for me." 😀
Me: And that's when your Spidey Senses should've gone off. 😒
Well, he's a porn actor, not Spiderman
14:29 he DIVORCED his wife because she didn’t like his boat, and the FIRST TIME he took it out on the water, it sunk and killed him 😭 JUSTICE FOR SPANKY
I’m halfway through the video and everything is going so well - I’m filled with dread about why this video is titled the way it is…
I was playing as a Female P-Star once. They fired me when I got too old... why? Never heard of Gilf's? All i want to say is: I think they will always release you at a certain age, Herpes or not.
I love how he called the boat "Suck on This, Willy" and then died in that very same boat. Way to stick it to your son.
The first part is how a bitLife SHOULD go, the last part is Kevin screwing his life up like every other bitLife.
"why is it hard to be healthy?" truer words were never said Kevin (chronic illness + health = impossible it would seem)
0:07 "never tried it IN BITLIFE"
This actually draws a lot of parallels to the real story of Johnny Sins
Omg its here again
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@@johnjo3409
You know I have a playlist called “weird ******* ****” and I just added your video to it. I appreciate the link
Which part exactly? I honestly only know him from the memes and the couple of enjoyable movies I've seen him star in, so all I know is that he's bald.
@@monke6776 what video is that? I'm curious but a bit scared to open it
5:54 "If they get married, he should probably take her name: Spanky Focker" Even better: Spanky Pimplebutt-Focker (which is a very specific "taste") 😂
Kevin: "I never tries this in bitlife."
Me: "So he's done it irl?"
Why does it seem like every time he ends up buying a boat in BitLife, Kevin immediately gets into a fatal boating accident?
"I've been practicing my spanish in Duolingo"
Well Kevin, I thought you'd be practicing your spanish in fecking SPAIN
5:40 I like the brief flash of "Your mother has been cured of cancer of the lung" as Kevin completely ignores it
Lmao that made me crack (2 years later yup)
"I don't care if I have to eat the grass" is going to stay with me forever
"Your co-worker, Sean, wants to become your friend"
So that's how they meet in another reality..
"Yeah I'll be Spanky Handy-Pimplebutt" I am a 26-year-old woman, Kevin, who just cackled like a witch because of this in a room full of people. I can't even explain myself.
I’ve had quite the rough week but Kevin’s endless creativity and humour always bring a smile and laugh to my face!
14:05 thank you for being a comma supporter
Kev a tip for you in BitLife: If you're in a menu like the Job or Social Menu or whatever and you get reset to the main screen but wanna return to the Menu you were at there's an arrow that says "back" on the middle right side of the screen (like at 3:28) so you don't have to click through everything everytime.
It saves you some time and also some sanity, I don't know if you're aware of that option.
Kevin's video uploads are the best thing of the day and seeing him make characters lives a living hell is always the icing on the cake
i’ve rewatched all of kevin’s bitlife videos at least a couple times because they’re too funny and also o have 0 attention span and so much happens in 2 seconds so every time i rewatch it i get new content i just didn’t compute before 10/10
I absolutely love Kevin playing BitLife!! Please Kevin keep coming up with these ideas that challenge the RUclips terms of service.
I think Spanky Handy-Pimplebutt planned to die on that boat all along. Purposefully dying on a boat named "Suck on this, Willy" and leaving Willy with no inheritance is the biggest suck on this, Willy death he could've had. It all could've been avoided if Willy liked Puppy calendars...
Pop and Spanky have been your best Bitlife characters yet. They should crossover into Call Me Kevin cinematic universe.
"Why are diets so expensive, why is it so hard to be healthy?"
I felt that deep in my love handles.
This is honestly one of the most hilarious videos I’ve watched in nearly 4 years of watching Kevin, and there’s a high bar because Kevin is feckin hilarious
Thanks for bringing such consistent amazing content!
We’re all knew this video was coming, I just don’t think we were all ready for it.
It's strange that so many characters Kevin makes just die on a vessel.
"I watched Call Me Kevin for the plot"
- A very accurate youtube comment
I was waiting for that one screaming clip Kevin definitely didn’t know the origin of when he used it in Planet Coaster
From Pop Star to Spanky Pimplebutt 😭 definitely Kevin Bitlife character development
I never thought I'd see the word 'pornstar' and 'Kevin' in the same phrase/title.
The fanfiction will only get worse from here on out.
I just love how much fun he has! Truly brings me joy
Love Kevin's bitlife content, never gets old
3:02 me trying to balance work, school, and sports
That instant karma at the end with the boat is just perfect 😂
imagine how many parents walked in the room and were like "What the f are you watching?!?!??!"
I realise this is non of my business, but I'm a lil confused, Kevin moved to Spain, and is now visiting Ireland, but still has his old set up, up, does he still own the old place and now has two homes and is leaving stuff in Ireland for when he visits, or is it green screen? But where's he recording? Idk why this is puzzling me so much
I mean, Kevin is a big youtuber i'm sure he can afford having two houses.
i believe him and Anna have enough money to own two houses! specially if they aren't too big
Day 857 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
You're probably never gonna get it
I'm just glad it survived Y2K
Omg dude
Hopefully today will be the day
And it absolutely sucked
lmfao, bro what the hell. i expected you murdering people in games, starting cults but every single day your mind goes further than i expected. also, your titles might be being watched by the government. good to make sure you stress the BITLIFE ITS A GAME part there kev.
I am a simple man. I see Kevin uploading Bitlife, I rush to watch it and like it. Love me some Bitlife!
The game realized what Kevin was doing and adjusted all the names to fit
Good to see Kevin has a backup plan
Omg its here again
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"Suck on this, Willy" lost it!!!!
Ok we all knew Kevin was gonna do this eventually
It would be amazing if Kevin made a Christmas album. His voice is so soothing. And he's an adorable pale boy.
I thought kevin would learn by now that the coastguard never has saved any of his lives lmao
Only from Kevin can this sort of episode appear in my recommended without bringing dozens of questions and concerns with it.
I love how he says “we” are going to do something, it makes me feel like I’m part of it :)
Been laughing from start to finish 😂 What a legend. Began a decline, and went out with a blaze of glory
Why does BitLife always give you the perfect book names?
"You know what, I'll take it" best reaction to adoption ever
I think Kevin has died 3 times on boating accidents from this gams
Kevin has the most creative videos that never make me bored
When i heard "Spanky Focker" at 5:57 I literally lost my shit lmao
What I like about Kevin the most, is that 99% of the time he plays video games on his own, and is still more entertaining than everyone I follow that always play with others. It is really a talent being the star of the show the whole time and also be so entertaining in the process (at least on this channel, I know he has another one where he plays with others more often.) Kevin is pure talent, charisma, and charming, even while he tortures innocent sims and has “gory/messed up/dark humor” content lol. He honestly is just one of a kind, and it’s the best. He’ll never be topped 💛
Me realizing that half of kevin's bitlife videos eventually end up this way