For ear plugs, for them to fit better in your ear (especially the foam ones you guys talked about) if you reach over the top of your head and lift your ear before you put them in, they will fit better and cancel out more sound
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ADVICE FOR THE GORGEOUS GIRL WITH THE BARKING DOG UPSTAIRS: Make a little gift basket with some doggy treats and a squeaky toy in it. Put a big bow on it and add a lovely note where you are just going to be completely honest… Hi guys, I really hate confrontation but I need to let you know what’s up because it is literally affecting my entire day like every day. I work from home and it is hard to find my motivation and peace of mind when I am rattled awake every morning by a barking dog. Nothing against your dog but please take into consideration that not only do the people living next to us hear everything that we are doing, but that the sounds are also amplified. I really appreciate it guys! Thank you! And don’t worry about if the barking is affecting my overall income because it doesn’t make a FKKKKKKNG UMMMMMM D’ENNNNNNNNNT! 💰💃🏽
And wait at the end of the hall so when they grab the basket they see you spin move out of there! I now need a reason to do this someone but I live in a house so advice on that please
@@changinlooks1 This is obvious, but find an apartment that's available that's dog friendly and make an appointment to see it. Mid appointment, tell the person showing it that you have to grab your phone from your car (in actuality grabbing the basket). On the way back, drop the basket at a random door, knock, and dash down the hall. May take a number of attempts, at different buildings, but you'll hit that sweet spin move pay dirt eventually
Is it 3:45am in Australia "roight now", and I am awake because I got my Appendix removed. Yes. Am I in mad pain. Yes! Now it's all good, because I'm awake for "Loyfe Line"... So loyfe steel rips.
Fun fact, if you watch house party (original) Darryls character in that movie is named "Chill" makes me wonder if he had this nickname before fame or if it stuck after house party?
Most earplugs suck from the expansion inside of your ear... but I've been using silicone earplugs (Mack's silicone earplugs specifically) while I sleep and they mold to the shape of your ear and are comfortable, stops me from hearing noises and waking up 10/10 recommended only downside is can only reuse a pair a handful of times so they come in a case with multiple pairs
Matt not realising how anxious Chris was at one point and making it so much worsssse 😩😂 pure sibling thing Would love to see more fish related NCIS episodes 😂😂😂
Earplugs: They're cheap and ineffective even when they expand properly and don't fall out (which isn't often). Sound is a series of vibrations which seep into your jawline which is connected to your ear bone connected to your hip bone...
About sleeping with disposable earplugs - I've talked to a lot of people who find sleeping with them uncomfortable. Personally, I found they hurt my ears since I sleep on my side. A few years ago, I invested in a pair of custom earplugs. A place like Connect Hearing or anywhere like that will take a mould of your ears and then make you a custom earplugs. They cost me about $150 but the value they have added to my life by allowing me to sleep in noisy environments is priceless. I'd recommend this to anyone who has trouble sleeping due to noises and finds the disposable earplugs uncomfortable.
"There are some people who are like that who dont know they are like that" -Chris -- Question: At one point should you know how "like that" you are like before youre a clueless adult who hurts other people?
Saw Chris in san diego this weekend and he lowkey bombed. Was actually sad to see. He did not look like he was in a good headspace. My friends literally left in the middle of his set.
I work from home and my neighbors have subwoofers. In lieu of letting them drive me crazy, I always wear AirPods, which is conducive to working even when I’m not specifically in my work area. It’s a great system iffff they stay in my ears, but that’s only half the time so I switched out the classic rubber tips for spongey. Noise canceling headphones, however, are much harder to lose. Good luck to this girl specifically!
dude I think you and Matt have great chemistry as a brotherly duo, and I think focusing on your banters and silly goose times will bring in the subscribers. sorry for the English. it's s'foreign
Chris and Matt and producers! I never received merch for being on the live show 😔 I sent my address to Thomas the night of the show and he responded that he got it, but I haven’t received anything. I’ll just buy the merch if I have to, but just following up. Love you guys!
Just saw you in San Diego. Fucking laughed my ass off! Love you so much man, was dope to see you in person. And yes you are a tall drink of water! Thought it was hilarious how you told people to sit down and when that dude yelled about your shoes you were just like “yep they r shoes bro” 😂 Life fuckin rips
To add another thing to the dude that brought up no one saying goodbye on phone calls in films….Pay attention to people smoking cigarettes in movies and tv shows now. They absolutely NEVER finish them. Or even get close to finishing them. Don’t know why it bugs me so much haha
Don’t ever leave a friend or loved one on read. If some who you would not be willing to lose tomorrow reaches out respond immediately as tomorrow in never a given. People who for instance did not respond to a parent and then they passed suddenly have had to learn this lesson the hard way. Not good advice matthew! Great job duuudes
The first advice seeker... The sister... Dear Lovely Lady, I love you. Meet me underneath the old oak tree down by the courthouse at noon tomorrow. Farewell My Sweet Bae, Hero of Your Dreams
If those foam plugs don't work, you're doing it wrong. Here's how it will always work (permitting they're not too small). -Tilt your right ear towards the ceiling -Lightly pull the top of your ear with left hand towards the top of your head. -With right hand, pinch and roll foam plug length-wise until it makes a skinny torpedo shape. -Slide it into the right ears cannal. -Repeat for left ear, switching your hands to mirror steps for right side. -Wait for plugs to fully expand in ears before entering loud environment. If for some reason that ends up not working, then you got a fucked up head as per Matt's suggestion.
Your perspectives and observations of life and the ridiculous nature of humans has lifted my heart in a very dark time for my family and as I was laughing out loud I realized how good it is to laugh- I had forgotten what laughing hard felt like - will love u for that ‘dude’ u and your brother - God bless u
@@joshrivers5191 I know the history - also Been a Psych RN over 25 yrs - And just have one question- what might we find when we look in your closet? I get it though - it is very public - and Im old enough to almost be his mom also - but I pray for Chris and you know something - although some material I pass by due to its nature - some material made me laugh so hard I cried - because his homor is relational not just observational - so Im grateful
I would like to think as much as Chris hates music, would know that Daryl "Chill" Mitchell was a part of the trio rap group Groove B. Chill from the 90's. They were all in the movie House Party as well.
To the lady who the dog wakes up in the morning. The dog wakes you up at 7am? At 6am turn Utube on with bird sounds really loud for a few mornings. Just to let them know how it feels. You could also buy a dog whistle even time they bark. Good luck
Daryl "Chill" Mitchell was in a rap group in the 80's called Groove B Chill so I've only known him as Chill 😂. He was also the one bumping Martin's table in House Party. "Yo Chill. Don't bump the table!" If you want a good laugh check out their video "Hip Hop Music".
Can't trust a person who loves their house above 75* that's straight madness. Especially when you live in California. What's wrong with you Chris. Put house temp at 70-71 and leave it. Jezzz 75* in a house feels 85* outside ewww
50:28 I just start talking to them lol. I make them laugh. One girl I started talking to I got her number and she told in the middle of a conversation on the phone “this is weird I hardly know you but I feel so conferable speaking to you and opening up to you it’s scary” and she literally stopped talking to me lol isn’t a good thing that you feel that way?@
Da best. Re: 7 am inconsiderate dog owner. 1) Write a polite letter, deliver it with a gift for the owner and treats for the dog. 2)Keep a log of all incidents 3)Write a monthly letter to the landlord 4) Buy a dog whistle and wage petty neighbor on neighbor war.
ear plugs work, you have to make sure you buy the right ones that eliminate all noise. i had to wear them for years when i was renting. now i have my own place and i don't have to deal with that shiz any more
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For ear plugs, for them to fit better in your ear (especially the foam ones you guys talked about) if you reach over the top of your head and lift your ear before you put them in, they will fit better and cancel out more sound
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ADVICE FOR THE GORGEOUS GIRL WITH THE BARKING DOG UPSTAIRS: Make a little gift basket with some doggy treats and a squeaky toy in it. Put a big bow on it and add a lovely note where you are just going to be completely honest…
Hi guys, I really hate confrontation but I need to let you know what’s up because it is literally affecting my entire day like every day. I work from home and it is hard to find my motivation and peace of mind when I am rattled awake every morning by a barking dog. Nothing against your dog but please take into consideration that not only do the people living next to us hear everything that we are doing, but that the sounds are also amplified.
I really appreciate it guys!
Thank you!
And don’t worry about if the barking is affecting my overall income because it doesn’t make a FKKKKKKNG UMMMMMM D’ENNNNNNNNNT!
💰💃🏽
And wait at the end of the hall so when they grab the basket they see you spin move out of there!
I now need a reason to do this someone but I live in a house so advice on that please
That's some good advice. I have a neighbour like that and I'm on the verge of basically eating their dog next time they leave it barking outside......
Awesome advice !!
@@changinlooks1 This is obvious, but find an apartment that's available that's dog friendly and make an appointment to see it. Mid appointment, tell the person showing it that you have to grab your phone from your car (in actuality grabbing the basket). On the way back, drop the basket at a random door, knock, and dash down the hall. May take a number of attempts, at different buildings, but you'll hit that sweet spin move pay dirt eventually
@@approximateknowledge5577 FUCK STOP IT IM TRYING TO STOP EATING THEM
Is it 3:45am in Australia "roight now", and I am awake because I got my Appendix removed. Yes.
Am I in mad pain. Yes!
Now it's all good, because I'm awake for "Loyfe Line"... So loyfe steel rips.
Worst pain you’ve ever felt?
Yeaahhh buddy! Fellow Aussie, although I still have my appendix so life ripssss. Take it easy brother
Life rips fellow baby
The look on your face when brother calls you an orchid 😏😌😂 total bliss.
Chris fishing for a compliment at the beginning and Matt not giving him one " okay, whatever" 🤣
Matt calling Chris an orchid coz his house is a constant 67 degrees 🤣🤣🤣
"Sometimes when I'm in my car and I'm saying I'm worthy of love and crying let's go to the next one "I love this guy!
This caught me so off guard and I LOST it.
Me everyday
When Matt said “Remember that it’s your brain but you didn’t ask for it and you certainly didn’t design it” that blew my… mind.. 55:56
People in the film industry getting together and making a rule about not saying bye on the phone in TV/film is hilarious and such a good comedy bit😂
Talking about NCIS two weeks in a row and Matt having totally different reactions is the best thing in 2023.
Matt's reaction to loud barking dog in your condo: Get a house
Ehhhh s'rich
“Look’a dis!”😂😂💀 rewound it 5 times and laughed harder every time. Thanks for starting my mornings off with a good laugh. ❤️ you guys!
The guy that asked about people hanging up absolutely missed a trick and should have 100% hung up on chris and Matt 😂
Was thinking the exact same thing. Such a missed opportunity
"let's be honest: everyone's kid is only cute to them." - yYyYyYES MATT with the honesty 👏👏👏👏
I was thinking it and often think it and bite my tongue.
Yeah THICC BOY ARMY 4 EVA!!
WE GOTSA STICK TOGETHA NAMTAHMBAUT?!
Totally dude it’s crazy people don’t get that.
Except my kid though he’s cute to everyone
I've been thinking the same thing, especially when Chris impersonates his son, it's cringe as can be
Especially since most will grow up mediocre at best and clogging up the highway not pulling up all the way into a intersection to make a left turn…etc
Fun fact, if you watch house party (original) Darryls character in that movie is named "Chill" makes me wonder if he had this nickname before fame or if it stuck after house party?
“Dwayne Pride.. It was worth the wait!” DYINGGG😂😂😂
Also. Just like the hang up the phone thing in the movies… nobody ever rinses their mouth out after brushing their teeth. Kills me.
Nothing stays in my ears! You're not alone Chris
Brain starts pushing out through the ears
The accusations of Chris' sexual misconduct must not have gone in his ears lol
I love it when Chris bursts into song as if the subject is a musical 🤣👍💕
The second caller was great. You guys should have more calls like that, just suggesting a topic and not necesasarily asking for advice.
I agree that was a nice segment
The Magician going "Look at this!" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my frinking life hahaha
@Littlefoot It Is you didn't finish editing your response....
The first 10 minutes: Matt just killing it for 10 straight minutes with the grumpies and I'm all for it
Stop ending comments like this. It’s so fucking annoying.
S’grumpy
Did they talk about Chris trying to be the R Kelly of stand-up comedy?
Life Stinks is the shit, and I used to laugh at the same part. You guys are doing a great job, keep it up!
I Usta Be a good Person....
I'm not No Moe My Bro
Adore Chris D'Elias' pink flannel button-down. Wish that was merch!
YEZZZZZ DUDE!!
Scott Bakula’s character should be called Dwayne Pipe
Matt funny as hell. Love him roasting Chris. 🤣
Matt commandeers this show and it's what keeps it moving and it's what keeps me tuned in
The magician part had me laughing SO hard 🤣
Most earplugs suck from the expansion inside of your ear... but I've been using silicone earplugs (Mack's silicone earplugs specifically) while I sleep and they mold to the shape of your ear and are comfortable, stops me from hearing noises and waking up 10/10 recommended only downside is can only reuse a pair a handful of times so they come in a case with multiple pairs
Love how Matt keeps Chris in check about how his kid is so cute but only to him.
I wish Chris would actually listen. It shows his narcissistic tendencies by talking about his own kid so much on his podcast IMO.
@@ThisNachoFriend well I kinda agree, it is also dad thing. A lot of dads brag about their sons more so than their daughters.
Didn't they have this exact conversation about NCIS a few eps back? He even mentioned chill
Matt not realising how anxious Chris was at one point and making it so much worsssse 😩😂 pure sibling thing
Would love to see more fish related NCIS episodes 😂😂😂
Besides the shits and gigs, anyone else find this pod super calming? Matt and Chris, ye stars!
Thanks Man. Hey it's me 😊😄 Wink Wank
You know who didn't find it calming, the VICTIMS OF HIS ABUSE
@@ht8449 Hey Hot Tea ☕....
I don't know if ye want to get shot 💉🥃 or what...
Best quite down now k
Earplugs: They're cheap and ineffective even when they expand properly and don't fall out (which isn't often). Sound is a series of vibrations which seep into your jawline which is connected to your ear bone connected to your hip bone...
As someone from Louisiana, it’s funny to hear them talk about New Orleans 😂 I’m in Baton Rouge
About sleeping with disposable earplugs - I've talked to a lot of people who find sleeping with them uncomfortable. Personally, I found they hurt my ears since I sleep on my side. A few years ago, I invested in a pair of custom earplugs. A place like Connect Hearing or anywhere like that will take a mould of your ears and then make you a custom earplugs. They cost me about $150 but the value they have added to my life by allowing me to sleep in noisy environments is priceless. I'd recommend this to anyone who has trouble sleeping due to noises and finds the disposable earplugs uncomfortable.
Maybe they’re his cats..? I like how the lady feeding the strays calling other people crazy 😂
Matt more irritated than usual by Chris😂
Matt getting obviously annoyed more and more every episode lol
I wonder why? 🤮
This is the Matt we want hahah
Have you seen
Brendan Schaub meets Elon Musk
It’s hilarious!! 😂 😆
because Chris is annoying haha
"There are some people who are like that who dont know they are like that" -Chris -- Question: At one point should you know how "like that" you are like before youre a clueless adult who hurts other people?
Saw Chris in san diego this weekend and he lowkey bombed. Was actually sad to see. He did not look like he was in a good headspace. My friends literally left in the middle of his set.
Love all the content. LIFE KEEPS ON RIPINN
Chris hitting those notes is actually impressive wtf😂
For a guy who says he doesn't like/listen to music, Chris sure knows a lot of music, lol.
He's a pro at lying.... And deceiving so yeah
I work from home and my neighbors have subwoofers. In lieu of letting them drive me crazy, I always wear AirPods, which is conducive to working even when I’m not specifically in my work area. It’s a great system iffff they stay in my ears, but that’s only half the time so I switched out the classic rubber tips for spongey. Noise canceling headphones, however, are much harder to lose. Good luck to this girl specifically!
dude I think you and Matt have great chemistry as a brotherly duo, and I think focusing on your banters and silly goose times will bring in the subscribers. sorry for the English. it's s'foreign
I love how lifeline turns into congratulations with Matt as a guest in the middle of the episode
Chris and Matt and producers! I never received merch for being on the live show 😔 I sent my address to Thomas the night of the show and he responded that he got it, but I haven’t received anything. I’ll just buy the merch if I have to, but just following up. Love you guys!
Just saw you in San Diego. Fucking laughed my ass off! Love you so much man, was dope to see you in person. And yes you are a tall drink of water! Thought it was hilarious how you told people to sit down and when that dude yelled about your shoes you were just like “yep they r shoes bro” 😂 Life fuckin rips
So proud of you Chris for learning attachment styles and being more aware! ❤ S’Bitch!
They already talked about the exact same NCIS thing YYYYYYEEEESSSSSS DUDE!
The "look at this" was hilarious.
I’m a get dumb at the club when I get my stimmy!
“A scaredy cat move” now my new bands name.
We’re here to worship 🙏🏽
The Dwayne Pride reveal was so worth the wait LMAO
To add another thing to the dude that brought up no one saying goodbye on phone calls in films….Pay attention to people smoking cigarettes in movies and tv shows now. They absolutely NEVER finish them. Or even get close to finishing them. Don’t know why it bugs me so much haha
They literally did this entire ncis bit last month s'adhd
Ok good I thought I was going crazy thinking I’d heard this before haha
Lol it’s literally just gone down to 593k
6 months later and now its down 583k
Don’t ever leave a friend or loved one on read. If some who you would not be willing to lose tomorrow reaches out respond immediately as tomorrow in never a given. People who for instance did not respond to a parent and then they passed suddenly have had to learn this lesson the hard way. Not good advice matthew! Great job duuudes
The first advice seeker... The sister...
Dear Lovely Lady,
I love you. Meet me underneath the old oak tree down by the courthouse at noon tomorrow.
Farewell My Sweet Bae,
Hero of Your Dreams
He strikes again
dude "making a world-ending robot" played Boris the Blade in Snatch. IFYKYK
48:20 chris is like “you know damn well that was my part time job!”
Also wanna add Daryl Chill Mitchell is a former rapper/dancer. Chill was his moniker and he was in the original House Party.
In response to Chris’s question: I am 100% on team earplugs. Greatest thingies ever invented
From 596k to 595k to 594k to now 593k losing subs by the thousands !
“Glaring hole” teehee gigitty yeaa
Been subscribed forever, liked, and shared!!!
Am I going crazy or did they have that entire NCIS bit in another episode? Looking at the cast and talking about the names.
You are not,i also remember this & wondered aloud "is this a glitch in the matrix"
It was literally last episode lol
Can confirm I have to use over-ear headphones 🎧 Because most headphones just fall right out of my ear
If those foam plugs don't work, you're doing it wrong. Here's how it will always work (permitting they're not too small).
-Tilt your right ear towards the ceiling
-Lightly pull the top of your ear with left hand towards the top of your head.
-With right hand, pinch and roll foam plug length-wise until it makes a skinny torpedo shape.
-Slide it into the right ears cannal.
-Repeat for left ear, switching your hands to mirror steps for right side.
-Wait for plugs to fully expand in ears before entering loud environment.
If for some reason that ends up not working, then you got a fucked up head as per Matt's suggestion.
Your perspectives and observations of life and the ridiculous nature of humans has lifted my heart in a very dark time for my family and as I was laughing out loud I realized how good it is to laugh- I had forgotten what laughing hard felt like - will love u for that ‘dude’ u and your brother - God bless u
nice. you should DM chris.
@@joshrivers5191 I know the history - also Been a Psych RN over 25 yrs - And just have one question- what might we find when we look in your closet? I get it though - it is very public - and Im old enough to almost be his mom also - but I pray for Chris and you know something - although some material I pass by due to its nature - some material made me laugh so hard I cried - because his homor is relational not just observational - so Im grateful
@@MrsGriz history? It never stopped. Its still currently going on. There are more women coming forward lol
@@MrsGriz do you remember the time you were sexually assaulted? What a learning experience!
I would like to think as much as Chris hates music, would know that Daryl "Chill" Mitchell was a part of the trio rap group Groove B. Chill from the 90's. They were all in the movie House Party as well.
Matt describing being sick is exactly how it’s been for me. Sick for too long and the same morning ritual
"The fact that he's fixing something off screen is absolutely un-fucking-believable"
those oranges ear plugs are amaaaaazing
To the lady who the dog wakes up in the morning. The dog wakes you up at 7am? At 6am turn Utube on with bird sounds really loud for a few mornings. Just to let them know how it feels. You could also buy a dog whistle even time they bark. Good luck
Daryl "Chill" Mitchell was in a rap group in the 80's called Groove B Chill so I've only known him as Chill 😂. He was also the one bumping Martin's table in House Party. "Yo Chill. Don't bump the table!" If you want a good laugh check out their video "Hip Hop Music".
Can't trust a person who loves their house above 75* that's straight madness. Especially when you live in California. What's wrong with you Chris. Put house temp at 70-71 and leave it. Jezzz 75* in a house feels 85* outside ewww
50:28 I just start talking to them lol. I make them laugh. One girl I started talking to I got her number and she told in the middle of a conversation on the phone “this is weird I hardly know you but I feel so conferable speaking to you and opening up to you it’s scary” and she literally stopped talking to me lol isn’t a good thing that you feel that way?@
The most relevant start to an episode ever.
There was an elephant in that room? Damn I missed it I guess.
I love genuine laughter the brothers share over Dwyane pride
24:57 is such a solid fuckin Lewis Black impersonation lmfao
Well, the highlight of 2023 for me happened today. You guys are the shit!
Bose sleepbuds are the best. They’re noise canceling and you can play sounds to help you sleep. Bing bong 17:18
The synchronized pointing 💀
I feel like Chris closes the kitchen drawer with his hips
"Chris D'Elia is an orchid (he keeps his house at 97degrees)" - Matt D'Elia
D'Elia
@@samstanfield2634 my guy
It’s crazy Chris said that because I’ve always considered him the Josh Groban of comedy
Is Josh Groban a sociopath too?
😂the look at this part kills
How the hell has it went from 596 to 594
im sure people probably saw the doc about chris
Chris been caught creepin again...
@@okaythanks7855 Ehhh'S'OldShit. Nothing Illegal. S'KeepitMovin. Our boy has some issues. Who doesn't. He went to Rehab. Time to move forward.
Speaking of observations I have noticed that Chris leans away from the mic when he laughs real hard and I wear headphones a lot so that's nice
Totally agree with everything Matt said about Chris's personal life stories (son comments) Agree Completely.... S'Sorry but no Sorry
Da best. Re: 7 am inconsiderate dog owner.
1) Write a polite letter, deliver it with a gift for the owner and treats for the dog.
2)Keep a log of all incidents
3)Write a monthly letter to the landlord
4) Buy a dog whistle and wage petty neighbor on neighbor war.
ear plugs work, you have to make sure you buy the right ones that eliminate all noise. i had to wear them for years when i was renting. now i have my own place and i don't have to deal with that shiz any more
Just bought me and my bro tickets to your Portland show can't wait
Matt looking PARTICULARLY handsome this epi, eeeyes dude.
SSSSS’EARLY TO THE COMMENT SECTION YYYYYYEESSSSSSSS DUDE.
We need a aliens vs chris d'elia movie asap. 🎥
Holy shit dropping subs that's crazy