War Crimes & How To Break International Law In Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
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‘But the cool thing about this war crime, you know, it’s a really good one, it’s one of my favourites’
Toycat has to pin this comment. No way it can be left alone
Welcome to class today kids today we are studying a new topic:
Talk like Trump 101
Sit down, shut off your brains off and inflate your Ego's today is going to be so brutal!
Ben Palmer it’s not pinned
@@darkithnamgedrf9495 thats why I'm saying he has to pin it, because it isnt yet
@@pyro_mania67 true lol
normal youtubers: I found diamonds in my lets play!
toycat: Im going to be committing war crimes
Nobody said he was normal
@@agelessorca You just said "he was normal."
I mean, to be fair, they all kinda do, he is just explicitly saying it
This is like my 5th ever comment so thanks for all the likes!
So true XD
under the 4th geneva convention, punishing a group of people for something one person did, is, in fact, another war crime. teachers seem to ignore this law, along with toycat.
it's your own citizens, it doesn't count
it depends if the teacher is a sub or not
world: it's a war crime to punish everyone for what 1 person did.
everyone except north Korea: ok!
north Korea: * nervous sweating intensifies *
So technically all the protesters are committing war crimes?
@@humanmaleboy Nice try, but protesting is not a form of punishment...
"It's okay to poison people as long as they're your citizens" - Andrew Toycat 2020
For the greater goods
Nuke them
So if I have a child I can kill it and torture it and it’s not a crime?
@@ewqwebabandoningship6026 not a war crime but the country you're in might be a bit annoyed.
Random Person lol
*When you realize speedrunners could go to a Minecraft trial for exploding a Villager's house*
Now it’s much better, now they are just committing fraud by stealing gold from piglins and then trading it with them to get free ender pearls
They just flee and never go on that world again so no-one can get them
@@dylanjenkins1128 They complete the game in that world and then leave. All it takes is a blink and then they are gone.
That's why Illumina is in Canada.
they mine a villagers house
Toycat in older videos: loves peace
Toycat now: how to commit war crimes in Minecraft
Toycat in a few years: how to commit war crimes in real life.
I know everyone hates when people say thanks for (number) likes, but screw you unappreciative people. I say whatever the hell i want. ThX far dA lOiKeS
You’re right. This is all a front. His realm experiments reflect the realities of what he’s going to do when he tries take over the world.
It’s a conspiracy I tell ya!
He is doing very well in these experiments and I have no objections
When did he love peace
Space Cat except the Christian server. That one is to see what people do and what their weakness is. We must all obey toycat.
Darth Makroth he wasn’t doing bad things. Basically meaning that
"A nice Bedrock exclusive war crime" - Toycat 2020
That seriously cracked me up, ngl xD
using bedrock is a crime
@@davidguillen526 we know.(uses it anyways)
@@davidguillen526 Fear me.
@@davidguillen526 ok java user
I have an idea:
A minecraft server split in 2:
1 side with an absolute dictator chosen randomly by toycat
The other with an democratically elected council of 2 or 3 people
The leaders of each of those can decide about laws, what should be allowed, what is a deadly sin, etc.(with the council having to meet and discuss it every time, if at least 2 out of 3 agree, the law is passed, on the dictator side it would be the dictator deciding about it)
This is a good
Brilliant
Why would it matter that Toycat is the one choosing if it's random
Excellent idea! Make it happen toycat!
I made this with my friends but we don’t have a dictater
I love how the exp bar is the dates of whatever
I just noticed that!!
It's not a date, it's a killstreak
The kids are fast but big bird is faster 1938
Dang that’s smart
You olny have 75 subs. The challenge doesn't work anymore
Toycat: "Technically speaking there wasn't a concept of genocide until the big one. The big one that everyone knows when it comes up."
My Brain: Oh, the air nomad genocide.
That was a terrible event. Lets not talk about the "airbenders" so toycat doesnt get demonitized
The Air nomad genocide always brings tears to my eyes. Thankfully, there have definitely been no others. Yep. None.
Isn't bending kind of a chemical weapon?
@@mollof7893 If it had chemicals then WAR CRIME
The armenian one
"It is not a warcrime, if you win the war"
"Geneva Convention? more like Geneva Suggestion"
-Valefisk
i lost it at
*[BEDROCK EXCLUSIVE WAR CRIME]*
Something i thought i would never say
Laugh in bed rock
The first thing you see when you open up RUclips:
Toycat: Lets break the law
It's nice to know i can still legally blow up more than 10 bombs at once.
Every day can be the 4th of July if you're brave enough and have the firepower!
@@jayson3900 Ruh Roh!
Did s0mEbodY sAy b0Om
@Daylight I know right lol
So today I learned that Star Wars was filled with war crimes
Star War Crimes
Star Wars is epic
They're allowed to do it since they are under the rule of one galaxy
@@plaguedoctor1173 no
Seabreeze uhhhh, I think the fact that ewoks likely ate the imperial pow after the battle of endor means that both sides commit war crimes. Like, the CIS used nerve gas and defoliants of civilians, the rebels definetly bombed hospital ships and treated imperials brutally (Saw Gerrara is a major perpetrator of these) and the empire did a lot, probably too many to count.
Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?
Toycat: Uh oh...
I have a weapon that launches 50 bombs.... Good thing I declare war before I go to war
I have committed several war crimes and cannot enter heaven as a result.
I hope it wasn't a bedrock specific war crime.
IT'S OFFICIAL THESE LAWS ARE PART OF MINECRAFT.
Depends what you mean, I am a Christian so I think you just need to believe in God with your whole heart to get to heaven
I know the meme this is from.
You are the reason the aether doesnt exist
Toycat is asking the real questions.
Or maybe he’s Turkish idk
He's definitely not Turkish
@@agelessorca yeah he's american (USA)
Cool Blue Tunes oh he is very British
@@agelessorca r/woosh sorry.
@@coolbluetunes9885 he is from the UK, he has said so many times
"Genocide is the worst crime someone can commit'
Haha watch this..
*Omnicide*
I learned a new word today, and political stance
Isn't that literally what the Forerunners did in Halo? Just wiped out everything with the click of a button.
@@darkbooger Congrats on actually knowing about that
/kill @e?
You've heard of it to?
"You can commit war crimes on your own citizens with out any consequence." American police: "now this looks like a job for me"
the revolution will not be televised
I wonder if bullets can damage eyesight as much as a laser if they hit an eye.
Litter Box Rubber bullets are actually lethal weapons. Police are supposed to shoot them on the ground so they aren’t as powerful (they ricochet off it and hit the crowd), but many police have just been shooting them directly at their targets. This is deadly, especially at close range
@@Sentient_Blob That sounds pretty bad. They should probably discontinue police use of rubber bullets.
@@John-tm4sf i'm surprised you managed to type that comment with the entire police force's boot down your throat
At least I can sleep well tonight knowing I can still cluster bomb all my villages
i once xploded 100+ tnt at once.
8:30 me just minding my business*
Looks at my friends house*
“So you have chosen freedom”
“Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion.”
Normal you tubers: Minecraft let’s play!
Toycat: Minecraft let’s commit war crimes!
I heard war crimes, so I came as quickly as I could
I like how smart Toycat is if he wasn’t a youtuber he should have been a counsellor
Should he? answer= minecragy
Me, a writer: i need to learn about this in the least suspicious way possible
Me: has toycat made a video about this yet?
Toycat: *uploads video*
Me: YEAH!! warcrimes!!
"When you are a party to a conflict you should record the identity of any dead and wounded and transmit this information to the opposing party"
_/gamerule showdeathmessages false_
Thank you! Now time to do this in real life!
Wait what
That went from 0-100 real fast
Hol up
That’s a wonderful idea!
Steve did nothing wrong
Villagers:"Please give us mercy"
Ibxtoycat:*Laughs in War Criminal*
War criminal
Du du du du
Dun
Du du du dundun
Remember kids its not a war crime if you win the war :>
yes
7:50 fun fact, during classical times there was an invention that used mirrors to direct sunlight towards an enemy ship to set it ablaze, which could be considered a Lazer weapon.
*Ibxtoycat telling us how to break laws in Minecraft is like someone telling someone how to get in the dark web* (maybe)
How to access dark web
>down load tor
>search "empire market"( drugs etc)
>copy the .onion link
Done.
I heard about tor before
@@cheese790 what is tor
Thats what a vpn does, not tor...
The dark web isn't illegal, war crimes are
8:38
Your editor is the best
In my realm, the rulers of the biomes, (us basically) signed a treaty much like the Geneva Convention thing. One day, I stole a mending villager from my friend and it was considered a war crime. I didn't get banned but they put me in adventure mode, locked me in a prison and I'm still in there to this day. btw I know them irl
omg this is so me during the 1990s yugoslavian wars when I commit 357 war crimes and am responsible for the destruction of over 461 Bosnian and Albanian orphanages and am now fleeing multiple nations and am taking refuge in an unnamed location. omg so relatable
omg lol can't help being a gemini
It maybe very uncomfortable to release this video on the 25th anniversary of the Srebrenica genocide.
Today's caption: hello I'm a few extra cat
How about hello im uh bx toy cat
hello i'm uh pete x toe cat
Hello I'm a thicc ass toycat
@@andknuckles101 at least "toycat" was correct...
7:31 Did... did Toycat really say that he has a *favourite war crime*
and the time stamp too... Unit 731 was infamous for war crimes
Alternative title: Knock-off Garfield commits war crimes in a block game.
Geneva Convention: *exists*
Toycat: WELL I CAN'T READ
THIS CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ
My lord and saviour has uploaded please toycat make a IRL religion so I can worship you
Uh
I'm a tad bit confused.
Someone disliked before they even watched
see, that is a dick move
it should be a warcrime
Tough talk for someone in clusterbombing distance😈
7:14 The Protocol on Blinding Laser Weapons only bans Laser Weapons designed to cause permanent eye damage. Many lasers can cause eye damage.
Can't wait to see the history teacher reacting to this
Toycat talking about the geneva conventions,
Me who has read about louis zamperini: are these new because japan didnt follow even half of these in world war 2
well, the US didnt either, tear gas is banned in the Geneva convention, yet they used it on citizens
@@haashirkabeer2671 The same provisions that banned tear gas in warfare also permits law enforcement to use it.
@@eldestdragon5766 yeah it even said that the convention only applies to international warfare
Next up on Geneva conventions: you can’t kill people on the opposing team
i dont like how youre mind works
How else am I supposed to win the basketball game?
*10 seconds after uploading this video*
Toycat gets a text message:
FBI wants to know your location
I’ve learned more from this video than in a whole year of social studies
When you were talking about japan,
I got a notification on discord saying "got a problem with japan bro?"
I genuinely did enjoy just learning about war crimes illustrated in Minecraft including some sassy commentary
Me realizing that it's not a war crime to genocide a village that you "rule":
*Insert tunes from the third reich*
_Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein_
_Und das heißt:_
_Erika._
_Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein_
_Wird umschwärmt:_
_Erika_
_Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,_
_Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid._
_Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein_
_Und das heißt:_
_Erika._
_In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein_
_Und das heißt:_
_Erika._
_Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein_
_Und mein Glück,_
_Erika._
_Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,_
_Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied._
_Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein_
_Und das heißt:_
_Erika._
_In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein…_
Congratulations, you made *Sarajevo, Bosna i Hercegovina* in Minecraft!
Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion
Warcrimes be like
Toycat is the only person I can imagine having a favourite war crime
I was worried until I saw the title included "In Minecraft"
wow thanks for this video, toycat! I will no go commit war crimes with my new knowledge!
Geneva Convention: *Exists*
Toycat: *Villager go boom!!!*
the gaurdian: should player be held accountable for in game war crimes?
toycat: sweating nervously
"Property damage is worse than murder"
*YOU HAVE PROVOKED A GANG WAR*
This is just what I needed in my life
4:35
unless you use it on your own citizens.
COUGH US COUGH
Normal person: war crimes are cruel and unusual!
Toycat: another great thing about war crimes is that...
Toycat's at his bed on 3am: "Hey I kinda want to commit some war crimes in minecraft"
3:41 Japan: "I'm going to pretend i didn't see that"
Never thought this channel would talk about war and laws, but i rlly dont care.
It has for a while now
His second channel.
toycat: i committed every war crime in Minecraft
someone in this world: me too! what's Minecraft?
ibxtoycat: walks on the pressure plates for a long time
me: *sweats profusely*
Aight, Imma go commit some international war crimes in Minecraft now.
Lol, i told my friend that there is no war laws but it’s literally in Minecraft
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Toycat: lEt'S cOmMiT wAr CrImEs!!!!1!
Congratulations on 1.5 mill toycat! :D
My dude just tweeted then 1 second later posted a video
4:56 good thing i did it in 1948 😅
I remember hearing about a guy who committed _thousands_ of war crimes (he also had his army go into battle naked, if I recall correctly), and then when the US took notice and decided to investigate, he stopped and started posting videos online about Christianity.
General Butt-naked... what a gem of man
What the fuk
FACT: Laser weapons is banned only when it's used for blinding enemy combatants. So if it totally disintegrates the enemy, it's fine.
UN: intresting.
Toycat: commit war crimes in Minecraft
Hitler and Stalin: "Not bad kid"
I actually learned something when you talked about genocide and how it wasn't recognized for so long. Awesome video and very well done.
I love this 10/10! The derpy Minecraft US president was very funny. I could tell you put a lot of work into it.
Gawd, I love when he makes fun of Americans 😂
America is *very* corrupted.
(And before ya'll get salty, just know that I'm American myself)
you put the apostrophe in “y’all” in the wrong place
you dare inaccurately spell y'all!? The cowboy council will decide your fate
@@Avescondor12 Ah yes, I have seen the error in my ways and I acknowledge that the abbreviation should be between "you" and "all".
What is my fate, oh merciful cowboy council?
@@uzilei dear, grammar nazi can you please correct my sentences so you can sound smart it'll make my day.
@@Cayetano. Your comma is in the wrong place unless you were using dear as an interjection, but I don't think that would make much sense because you said grammar nazi after that.
I have a decease that make me have to push every timestamp in every comment section.. Please stop it... Im going insane.
Um wat
disease*, I don't usually go around correcting people because, frankly, it is annoying to everyone involved, but this time it took me like 3 reads to understand what you actually meant so to maybe save someone else the time and confusion, here's what you probably meant :D
Go away bot
Love the editing 🔥
2016 Toycat: What we know about TU31
2020 Toycat: Commiting war crimes in minecraft.
That's a different edittor, since when is he here?
Balkans be like:
Мој је тата злочинац из рата
@@srpski846 relatable.
I loved this type of video! Please make more like this in the near future!
This is my favourite type of your vids! Love it
“[breaking the Geneva conventions] will be prosecuted anywhere in the world that it happens”hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha
Last
Nice
Congrats your First
Keep doing these types of videos! Love them!
The U.N: _We need to talk, Toycat_
SERBIA #1
should have used a serbian skin 😏😏
this was posted on my birthday. I couldn't be more proud
Love these types of videos, always interesting to learn about these things especially through minecraft!
Ukraine moment
3:40 "DECLARATION OF WAR IS REQUIRED"
Literally every country: How about no?
toycat. if there ever was anything good you did in your videos, its the end card jokes. best part of the video overall
The Navy’s new Zumwalt class Destroyer is fitted with an extremely powerful laser weapon, and the first deployment of that class of weapon was during the rescue of Captain Phillips off of Somalia. It’s incredible