@@NotHyperion you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
@@nikitos6712 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
@@alanocool8079 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
4:18 "What is Brigantine" Brigantine, also known as brigandine, is a form of 15th century body armor comprised of multiple tiny plates attached to an outer layer of leather/fabric. It was generally used by archers, as well as poorer soldiers who couldn't afford full plate armor.
I think that’s how minecraft armour should work. Wearing normal armour should be quite slow if it’s iron + not chain mail but if you combine that armour with its leather equivalent in the crafting table you can move faster and your hunger goes down slower
Fajitadog I mean to say that the French word “four” translates to the English word “oven.” So the relation between ovens and bread might be how somewhere along the line bread got translated to oven and then four.
@@ragemach1ne420 however it technically isn't a wooosh. I didn't take it literally. All I did was explain a joke. Actually I explained a meme and semi explained a subreddit now. The point of r/wooosh is to point out jokes flying over people's heads. Not smartasses explaining jokes. That's more of a r/iamverysmart thing. Except I don't consider myself intellegent nor will I ever. I'm actually quite stupid.
I know Right? Don't open the Bonus Chest or you'll find a breast. That word is a name of that Bonus Chest. I don't want to open it because "She shakes" those "naked". The 3 words are a name of a category. I know not to because some neighbor's "child is connected" to that stuff, but I have to "avoid" my child's "corruption" from those stuff. Names of 2 sticky blocks.
The 2020 statement of the day... "Fact: Society is getting worse, zombies kill diseases below 0 and health workers are drowning." Cheers to a new year!
Why was this just recommended to me?! I was missing out on something! That was awesome! You laughing so hard about “it looks like an elephant” cracked me up and made my day!
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 no that is not a woooosh i understood the joke and was expanding on it infact YOU got wooooshed by ME because YOU didn't understand that I was joking.
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 op made a joke about an "air" setting which is obviously absurd and I expanded on it by adding logic to the absurdity furthuring the comedy.
12:52 "Simple, easy, at least the enemy without any problems *and the pain of poverty is immediately reduced to zero* water." *Poverty rate drops to 0*
How did I miss this Toycat gem?? After the stressful work week I've had, this right here was recommended at the perfect time! YT is learning our emotions lol
6:16 That’s a completely accurate translation in norwegian, it just wasn’t translated back to english if it was translated back to english, it would read “Beetroot soup” source: am norwegian
“Minecraft is the construction of everything you can imagine. This was the first thing he could do at night, so he knew he could be a monster.” Synopsis of Toycat's New best selling novel.
"My craft contains everything you can imagine. Romance is the first of the night, romance is a monster. Preview a new game from the best-selling novel.
Someone in the comments: there were swear words in this video RUclips officials: ok he's getting demonitized Toycat: *it was a stick officer, a stick believe me*
i was using a similar resource pack on Java edition. one that really caught me off guard is that the Netherite Axe somehow gets changed to The Nazi Stone
6:19 "the rabbit failed"
That is technically correct.
The rabbit failed to escape and ended up in a soup.
Pee pee po po
r/totallythetruth
Simon S. I was about to comment this
I was about to comment this then I saw yours, I thought I was original :,(
The Diamondpigman01 same
My mother's friend: "Hey, where's your kid?"
My mother: "The boy is charging."
*daylight sensor*
Pause at 11:10 and read You lied! at the bottom part (until the word useful)
*”the child is connected”*
@@azureaqua_1177 **throws chocolate for a child**
X Æ A-Xii be like
Nobody is talking about how "chest" got changed to "breast" which actually makes perfect sense
True
time to put milk into breast
@@nov_icee oh god
And the inventory is bills
I like how 'Entities drop loot' is translated to 'No Evidence'
Beautiful
Excellent
Nothing to see here,just a normal dead skeleton that didn't drop anthing so that the detectives don't find me and they have no evidence...
I like how rabbit stew is “the rabbit failed”
N O W I T N E S S E S ! H I D E T H E E V I D E N C E
9:13 Anyone else notice how the piston is just straight up "1"
Dark oak logs are just "my"
Maybe was translated to Spanish but the Google guy was lazy enough to not type 'juan', so yeah, the piston is called John in Spanish basically
and bell is *_time_*
@@Jarran2R Gotta hate when your pl breaks.
When he opens the chest at the start, it just says breast in the top left corner
"She shakes naked"?
"She's always there"?
"Dont blame her"?
I think google translator is trying to tell us his/her interesting background
"She shakes naked" i like that line
This just sounds like a tale of a naked ghost girl stalking you.
why did you put his/her when all of those lines said her??
I am glad she shakes naked
@@hddiamonds the pronoun is referring to google translate, not to this "her"
*Air: Off*
*Immediately suffocates after loading into world*
Lmao
Lmao
That should be a mod
That should be a mod
😁😂😂😂😤
"Hey mom, how would you describe me in one enchantment?"
"Accident II"
I feel ya
Does your older sibling have ACCIDENT I?
I got the iiiiiiiiiivvvvvvv one
Ooof
Accident C
Opportunities around the world:
- Friendship all throughout the world
Toycat: “We’re going to turn that off.”
"Yes, I'm Pretty despicable"
This is why we can't have world peace.
God be like:
World war 3 starts:
Toycat has realized he can say literally anything, even utter nonsense, and we still watch
Honestly this is the most entertaining video I’ve seen in a long while. Probably since the Yogscast played Minecraft.
@@McPlayer8t have you heard of translator fails
-He realised this long ago, hence the let's plays-
@@DoomAndBloom veggies
Wdym nonsense
1:23 I just realized that air is turned off. Guess i’ll just die.
I tried watching this at night when everyone was sleeping. Had to save it for the morning cuz I couldn’t stop laughing
Kinda same, but i actualy held my laughs somehow...
Me too
Same my dad showed up and askd what was happening ^____^
same I'm watching all the funny stuff at night for some reason xD
That's not a good sign for me. XD
Challenge: Play the game in hardcore with this datapack, and remove item textures. Have fun.
And maybe an item randomizer!
Hardcore isn’t available on bedrock
No, give them textures but just make new ones that are way different
WilGum Zeep then just put it on hard & when u die delet the world
Just swap item and block textures and use this datapack
‘The child is connected’ ‘avoid corruption’ bro they definitely tryna tell you something
MATTTTTTTT I WILL BEAT YOU IN WII SPORTSSSSS SOME DAY
Bro moment but it the minepocolypse
Anyone think of Alex Jones when seeing honey and slime?
remove your comment before the FBI sees it and kill whoever is that guy selling them out and why isn't he corrupted
RTGame still fears you!
i love how "poison" becomes "married"
This is probably coming from Swedish because I know gift in Swedish means poison and marry.
i married posion
I want to marry tails
@@carrot9710 spell brown backwards
Not gonna lie, "legs of steel" for iron leggings is accurate
sounds edgy
Balls of Steel when?
sounds like an album name
@@hystericallover5989 totally could be a hair metal album
Motley Crue - Legs of Steel
Here at 666 likes
“How does mushroom become bankruptcy” that sentence just invoked fear
I guess that the translation software knows something we don't, we should better be carefull about mushrooms.
r/brandnewsentence
Don't do shrooms, my dudes. You'll lose all your money.
Addictive psychedelic mushrooms
What if Apple became bankruptcy
"Is the s or the c in scent silent?"
Top 10 things science still can't answer
this legit blew my mind
"Is the s or the c in science silent"
@@rainworld-obsessed-cat blew my overblown mind
Well its pronounced szent so none
@@inojaanon3491 I pronounce it like "sent" or "cent"
"There's a lot of swear words in this chest."
Do you mean
BREAST
Lodlox took me a second to get the joke lol
BREAST
that makes sense though
lol i noticed that too
lots of s̸w̸e̸a̸r̸ w̸o̸r̸d̸s̸ in this b⃠r⃠e⃠a⃠s⃠t⃠
I love how instant harming is "excuse me"
You mean "excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"
You mean "excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"
@@NotHyperion you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
@@nikitos6712 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
@@alanocool8079 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”
"The boy is charging, leave him be"
me to my parents
Netherbrick wall: "Ordered in the Netherlands" is my favorite
I'm actually down here from the Netherlands 😂
@@lizzyafton852 what happens when you sleep and a couple of years ago, was your bed red?
Mhm
@@sergiobecerra5019 yep definitely lmao
Diorite wall is laugh
Normal people: fire charge
Me, an intellectual: Chocolate for a child
NO DONT-
FBI
IIRC "Charge" can mean a child in your care, but I have no idea how "fire" became "chocolate"...
Toblerone is the best
yum
4:18 "What is Brigantine"
Brigantine, also known as brigandine, is a form of 15th century body armor comprised of multiple tiny plates attached to an outer layer of leather/fabric. It was generally used by archers, as well as poorer soldiers who couldn't afford full plate armor.
I think that’s how minecraft armour should work. Wearing normal armour should be quite slow if it’s iron + not chain mail but if you combine that armour with its leather equivalent in the crafting table you can move faster and your hunger goes down slower
"natural sex? Not for me *nervous laughter*"
I feel you brother
Dumbass ace mood
We can all relate to that
Ace culture! *sits in aceolation*
mood
Pretty sure that was natural regeneration -> natural reproduction -> natural sex
6:19 Calling a soup that is made out of a dead rabbit "the rabbit failed" is in my opinion 100% accurate. F's in chat bois for the rabbit.
F
f
What about soup made with a live rabbit?
DerMax another f is that there’s a comment posted after this one which toycat hearted
@@jake4243 oh no f
2:36 is it amazing to explore the mix of water we drink?
yes, it is
@@snailsand 🤣
Of course it is!
Four is oven in French, so maybe that’s how the bread became four and the blast furnace became bread
..... quatre is four in French
Fajitadog I mean to say that the French word “four” translates to the English word “oven.” So the relation between ovens and bread might be how somewhere along the line bread got translated to oven and then four.
Alex Dreier oh okay, yeah.
@@Moss1 lol you didn't get it
@@Moss1 r/whoosh
Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"
"My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are lectern."
Amen
*preach brotha!*
@Cozmic Studios Real crafting table
@@gayvy3871 crafting Table
501st like
"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"
W E E D E A T E R
how the hell did i already liked this comment, did i forget that i saw this video
Nobody:
Bonus chest option: “Beautiful Box”
‘Starts world and searches beautiful box
Beautiful box: *BREAST*
It’s bc of “chest”
@@Stormsteam boobs
well breasts are beautiful
ii_Cove 🤔
Alansar Trignot :)
Calling dried kelp "dry packaging" is the most accurate description of the way I imagine that stuff must taste that I can think of.
So true, also did you almost die of laughter watching this? Because I did.
@@LucyWest370 I love roasted seaweed!
It tastes pretty good with wasabi flavor
Yea seaweed is sooo good
Nah, it's like the spinach of the sea.
Nether brick is “Ordered in the Netherlands” and honey block is “The child is connected”. Comedy gold
“Minecraft But It’s Been Translated 200 Times”
RUclips Captions: My time has come.
Oh lawdy the captions is going to go to town on his pronunciations and make it even worse or better depending on your point of view.
@Phantomile r/woosh
@rangerdanger366 She/he pretty much explained the joke
@@ragemach1ne420 yup
@@ragemach1ne420 however it technically isn't a wooosh. I didn't take it literally. All I did was explain a joke. Actually I explained a meme and semi explained a subreddit now. The point of r/wooosh is to point out jokes flying over people's heads. Not smartasses explaining jokes. That's more of a r/iamverysmart thing. Except I don't consider myself intellegent nor will I ever. I'm actually quite stupid.
"Theres a lot of swear words in this chest"
massive idiot “breast”
What is "chest"?
Toycat was talking about breasts
massive idiot put it in the turtle
In the turtle*
Ono
Petition too make “A Beautiful Box” the name instead of “Loot Chest”, or “Cheat Chest”
bonus chest
Yeah and when you open the beautiful box it says:
Breast cuz why not
Signed
You know when he opened the chest the name of it was breast
Rabbit soup: called the rabbit failed
“No, no, he’s got a point”
W-WE-WELL HE IS NOT WRONG
thats sad
This made me lose it dude I laughed so hard
_He tried to run, but no, he failed_
Someone submit this to r/texhnicallythetruth they'd love it
7:29 I love how the poison potion gives you a solid minute and a half of marriage effect
nice
ohhhh probably because in swedish "gift" can mean both poison and married, which makes sense
@Foxfire 333 oof
I love how Nether Brick Wall turns into Ordered in the Netherlands at 3:50
Ordered in the Netherlands (She shakes naked) might be the most accurate description of the Netherlands I’ve ever seen
*sweating in dutch nationality*
i love how iron ingot is just "i do not know" and coal is "really"
jordana cartón
“I don’t know.”
“REALLY?”
The translation just gave up
I replied to this while watching a different video
Charcoal is "confused"
@@draavtizs_7413 or they’re just being honest
SOCIETY: getting worse
THE BOY: charging
HEALTH WORKERS: drowning
HOTEL: trivago
Bulgaria: snowing
@@beverlyraven2748 Damn it!
I was gonna do that!
Beverly Raven: Beverly trivago
ZOMBIES: Killing diseases below 0
7:19 It is hillarious how Invisibility is translated to: `I CAN NOT SEE'' LOL ;D. . !
But why does nobody talk about how the snow ball literally has a name that describes the amount of snow we get here(in Bulgaria) every winter lmfao.
Yh
A single snow ball falls upon Bulgaria.
Jordan Blue lmap
toycat.. ive never laughed so much. my chest actually hurts. thank you for this video, today was particularly dark but this really took my mind off it
Accually your breast hurt.
That what I was going to say lol XD
I shall use correct grammar, spelling, punctuation and be formal.
Actually your breast hurts.*
omg same. top 10 best videos ive ever watched
Nobody:
The translation of pants:
She is always there
Ok......
@@srh4246 110*
Oh no...
Omg 😂
“Try to love me in my car” never knew red stone is thirsty af
But he turned of natural sex
Jon's ultimate Universe and beautiful boxes on the inside are called BREAST
r34: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*
@@hexerth3void973 she shakes naked
Little Stinkers he turned off natural sex but that doesn’t mean he didn’t get turned on (insert Lenny face)
When ToyCat doesn’t turn on “air”
*gasp*
Need to buy jug so u dont die then
BsisvJajb agahhah ahhah help me aah aaaaaaahhhh
@@nnconcerts99 you did a zombies funny
Buy a bag of lays
*"Natural sex? Not for me friend"*
*"a lot of things do come intact"*
The true question is why the Translation is sometimes sexual.
ikr
"She shakes naked" (3:40)
I know Right? Don't open the Bonus Chest or you'll find a breast. That word is a name of that Bonus Chest. I don't want to open it because "She shakes" those "naked". The 3 words are a name of a category. I know not to because some neighbor's "child is connected" to that stuff, but I have to "avoid" my child's "corruption" from those stuff. Names of 2 sticky blocks.
It's the russians
Natural sex
The 2020 statement of the day...
"Fact: Society is getting worse, zombies kill diseases below 0 and health workers are drowning."
Cheers to a new year!
I commented the same thing lol, we still need zombies though
@@commander_eaa2862 Oof, I didn't realize that :/ My bad
@@taurenmagofna4714 It ok, I'm sure everyone thought the same thing when he came across that :)
We're almost there!!
I was not prepared for this fact
why are all the chorus fruit things related to the US? Lol
God knows lmao
IKR
NaShInAl AnTeM
"Air"
"Yeah, just turn that off, we don't need it."
3:49
"Ordered in the Netherlands
She shakes Naked"
sounds like a song title and its artist lol
In the Album “Snow in Bulgaria”
Someone make this happen.
XD i’m dutch
"My drink is gone"
"She is always there" That sounds comforting and threatening at the same time depending on your defenition
Watching you...
"Here kid, have a Fire Char-- I mean some chocolate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go touch the developer and try to love them in their car."
*sound of steam engine*
People: shhhhh! He's sleeping.
Me an intellectual: *the* *boy* *is* *charging*
How is this my most liked comment?
Nobody cares
@@ywhh , whelp, guess 98 people is noboddy.
Nik Lang No, I was replying to the comment above mine
@@ywhh , oh, sry.
"Hello I'm fkx toy cat and one of my ferret ways to prove that machine translation still isn't great"
- RUclips auto-generated captions
Random Inspirational Quote: You're enchanted!
My Enchantment: ACCIDENT II
*MOOD*
What happened to ACCIDENT I.
i'll have you know that this caused me to genuinely laugh so hard i couldn't breathe. for that i bestow upon you the ultimate reward: a like
At least you don't have ACCIDENT VI
I have that enchantment on me.
Lmao didn't he actually notice that the chest was a breast? A BREAST im dying now
I died with laughter at sticks which were swear words
Someone explain to me how Building Blocks becomes "She shakes naked"
Breast and bills
Double chest
Something___ Something the world lmao is so 2017
Why was this just recommended to me?! I was missing out on something! That was awesome! You laughing so hard about “it looks like an elephant” cracked me up and made my day!
Hey, it’s me, the creator of the add on! I’m so glad you enjoyed it! :)
Toycat is a legend.
He played this WHOLE time with AIR turned off.
Creative mode.
@@tubegerm6732 r/woooosh
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 no that is not a woooosh i understood the joke and was expanding on it infact YOU got wooooshed by ME because YOU didn't understand that I was joking.
@@tubegerm6732 ! Huh? How is that a joke?
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 op made a joke about an "air" setting which is obviously absurd and I expanded on it by adding logic to the absurdity furthuring the comedy.
11:52 I laughed before it even got there
I couldn’t even breathe for a second the humor is too much
Yeah lmao the dev really wants u to touch him
u lookin sus
I saw him do med bay scan
Amogus! 😳
"Health workers are drowning"
-Covid-19
12:53
Opportunities and Dreams: *S T A T E O F W A R*
I never squeaked louder than this in my life
3:36 wall
She shakes naked
Omg that's so great
IM DEAD LMAO
12:52 "Simple, easy, at least the enemy without any problems *and the pain of poverty is immediately reduced to zero* water."
*Poverty rate drops to 0*
The entire "how difficult is it to play" page seems to be telling us something important about the society we live in...
Diamond Sword: steals diamonds
Diamond Sword: *theft III*
Grand theft auto III
I think you mean cut diamond
How did I miss this Toycat gem??
After the stressful work week I've had, this right here was recommended at the perfect time!
YT is learning our emotions lol
This might be the most we'll ever hear toycat laugh in a vid
6:17 Rabbit Stew ---> "The Rabbit Has Failed LMAO
Technically true, since rabbit has failed to escape and ended up in a soup
don't Shame him he will improve his marks don't worry
@@theunknownguy1527 Naw, he failed to taste good.
4:30 love the encouragement ♥️
6:16 That’s a completely accurate translation in norwegian, it just wasn’t translated back to english
if it was translated back to english, it would read “Beetroot soup”
source: am norwegian
Halla balla
I can’t like because it’s on 69
hooey yaya thank u for notifying me
Terrain you are most welcome
The translations in Telugu were accurate too! (Almost)
"health workers are drowning"
*A man has fallen into the river in Lego City*
LMFAO XD
START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER
Hey! I have committed warcrimes in the Islamic state of Wyomingstan
😂😂
A Lego has fallen into the man in river city!
"Friendships throughout the world which I'm gonna turn off"
Me with no friends: Sounds about right
Poor you
“Minecraft is the construction of everything you can imagine. This was the first thing he could do at night, so he knew he could be a monster.” Synopsis of Toycat's New best selling novel.
"My craft contains everything you can imagine. Romance is the first of the night, romance is a monster. Preview a new game from the best-selling novel.
Hatlas Prime yes I read that twice. Love it! 😂🤣
me: why's there no water coming from the faucet?
water faucet: "the water is devided into 3 apples"
Just put those 3 apples in a "but my only suggestion" and you get a "and water"
it's not 3 it's 4
4 apples *
2:37 Is it amazing to explore the mix of water we drink?
Amogus! 😳
Someone in the comments: there were swear words in this video
RUclips officials: ok he's getting demonitized
Toycat: *it was a stick officer, a stick believe me*
Swearwords by translating to English (Aus) then any other language. I can see where each change COULD happen.
Bonus chest: has swear words
RUclips: DEmoNItiZed
Actually it's the beautiful box
Its actually beautiful box, get your facts right kid.
Natural regen: ಠ_ʖಠ
Swear words
Beautiful box is named breast
Google translate is NASTY
It changed “chest” to “breast”
wth???
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed
Makes sense tho. "Chest" can also be the human "chest" which translates to "breast" because it's the same for male and female in many languages
@@Elias-ry7ri yeah that's what I was thinking too, I guess great minds think alike!
Building Blocks is literally "She shakes naked"
Slow falling is don't blame her
1:34 “I like my envelopes nice and slow.”
-Toycat 2020
“She is always there” is pants? Seems accurate
R/technicallythetruth
i was using a similar resource pack on Java edition. one that really caught me off guard is that the Netherite Axe somehow gets changed to The Nazi Stone
4:22 brigantine is type of metal armor, usually wool a wool with steel plates sewn into it. Basically a medieval plate carrier.
2019: Toycat is yes
2020: Toybiz is effective
How did did I miss this video when it came out? I didn’t think I missed any Toycat videos this year. I love this, it’s hilarious.
Daylight sensor goes to the boy is charging because:
Daylight -> sun -> son -> boy
Sensor - charge - charging
oh shoot
12:56 "and health workers are drowning."
With the coronavirus that is such a true statement. And as toycat said we "need to combat this epidemic"
Don't worry, the zombies are killing the diseases.
@@tekmogm5979 No, the disease is not below 0
Corona doesn’t drown people it infects them
The best thing is that inventory was renamed to "bills"
Imagine a full inventory lol
He had air off in the beginning, how did he survive?!!!
creative mode.
he had delivery mode on
Delivery mode doesn't require air
Delivery mode
he held his breath
1:25 “Natural sêx? Not for me, friends.” * very worrisome chuckle *
Translation: White
Toy Cat: MODERN DAY CHEATS AM I RIGHT
2:09
1:55 When ToyCat goes for too long without a cave update. 😂
Honestly yeah
True
8:33 he forgot that the salmon is called "very straw"
but i y=thought it was called fountain
@@banana_man_101 yea my mistake
@@vladimirilyichulyanov4569 oh ok
The translator just broke up with their gf who was a stripper
"Such as friendship throughout the world, which I'm going to turn off." - God, 4.5 Billion years ago
I II your profile pic automatically disproves atheism.
lmfao
Underrated comment
Hate to be that guy but the pro pic tho
ibxtoycat: doesn't turn on air.
Me: How do you *breathe*
5:46 dream should use bows more often
I think I've found my senior quote for next year
Enchantment: Accident II