How To Turn A Minecraft Village Into A Fascist State... For Achievements?

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  • @isaacrisk183
    @isaacrisk183 5 лет назад +2951

    Watching Minecraft in 2011: Minecraft play through episode 1
    Watching Minecraft in 2019: How to turn a Minecraft village into a fascist state

  • @Twustbruv
    @Twustbruv 5 лет назад +5391

    2010: how to find diamonds
    2019: how to make a facist state

  • @ademkapovskic8106
    @ademkapovskic8106 5 лет назад +598

    ok hold on...
    i see some aspects that CAN be improved on.
    1. Iron golems that are spawned by villagers shouldn't be allowed as they can turn on you. instead, make them on your own. they will stay loyal to you and at the same time guard the village. label YOUR iron golems so you know which aren't yours and execute them.
    2. you would want to have a dog army, similar to the Waffen SS or gestapo (any sort of personal guard throughout history lol). the dogs are also loyal to you and they will execute anyone who you want to be executed with relative ease. they also double as national guards but you have to lead them.
    3. prison building is too obvious to the public. make it underground or something. you want the people to "fear" what has happened to those who have "opposed" you, thus you would want that element of mystery where people literally vanish and they don't know where the vanished went.
    these are some things i saw that could be improved to mirror that of a fascist state (albeit more towards the nazi dictatorship model than that of an italian one)

    • @jalenxavier2072
      @jalenxavier2072 5 лет назад +76

      Someone just finished reading animal farm

    • @countvincentthethird2440
      @countvincentthethird2440 4 года назад +20

      @@jalenxavier2072 thats the same thing I thought about

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 4 года назад +34

      Welp we found Stalins son

    • @cw917
      @cw917 4 года назад +9

      you good?

    • @burgerking2293
      @burgerking2293 4 года назад +16

      Demon Boi nazism is not the same as the fascism that Mussolini created

  • @thepie193
    @thepie193 5 лет назад +454

    Now *THIS* is how you make a Minecraft Channel in 2019

  • @Chuked
    @Chuked 5 лет назад +1839

    1933: Turning Germany into a fascist dictatorship
    2019: Turning a Minecraft Server into a fascist dictatorship

    • @greatlordbalder788
      @greatlordbalder788 5 лет назад +4

      @Trans Yoghurt Different culturally, or just economically and socially?

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 5 лет назад +16

      This is the perfect embodiment of the image of the guy going "Achktually." But in all seriousness, I'm just gonna thank you right now, since I did a bit of reading and learned quite a bit.

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler 5 лет назад +16

      @@greatlordbalder788 Fascism is extremely Statist, National Socialism is extremely Volkist.

    • @lh2738
      @lh2738 5 лет назад +5

      2020: turning Germany into Meincraft

    • @warriormom5232
      @warriormom5232 5 лет назад +3

      2113: Turning a minecraft *VILLAGE* into a fascist dictatorship

  • @kiltlifter7776
    @kiltlifter7776 5 лет назад +2379

    “A big village and a fascist dictatorship are two things you need on a fairly frequent basis”
    ... dude you good?

    • @STDVH
      @STDVH 5 лет назад +46

      ​@@wikohandy9195 dude you good ?

    • @Brokenface
      @Brokenface 5 лет назад +5

      @@wikohandy9195 wtf?

    • @crimson1453
      @crimson1453 5 лет назад +5

      Wiko Handy Yeah no

    • @johnnsmith9632
      @johnnsmith9632 5 лет назад +30

      Almost no one actually knows or understands what fascism is or what happened under it. Go read "The doctrine of fascism" before talking about it.

    • @kiltlifter7776
      @kiltlifter7776 5 лет назад +2

      @@wikohandy9195 yea that's fair

  • @captainbooboosavage6523
    @captainbooboosavage6523 5 лет назад +224

    Toycat: Discourage intellectuals!
    Me, an intellectual: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @OmegaFire11
      @OmegaFire11 4 года назад +21

      This is a God tier triple layer meme

    • @tree0137
      @tree0137 3 года назад +3

      very smart cap'n

    • @cozywalrus7175
      @cozywalrus7175 3 года назад +2

      This is next level

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 3 года назад +1

      You must be mistaken, I’m pretty sure it’s the not-gestappo™️ loading their weapons to -execute- give you a nice vacation

  • @j.m9047
    @j.m9047 4 года назад +107

    Toycat: *Makes a tutorial on how to breed villagers.
    1.14: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @coffeech.1838
      @coffeech.1838 3 года назад +1

      @Clark Gartrell what changes

    • @dungeons1234Gaming
      @dungeons1234Gaming 3 года назад +1

      @@coffeech.1838 Instead of doors I think you need beds to increase population.

  • @thebluewizard3094
    @thebluewizard3094 5 лет назад +1237

    9/10 Fascist "Leaders" agree with this advice. The tenth didn't agree and can no longer have opinions.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +79

      There was no tenth leader, anything else is propaganda and misinformation
      *Meme made by the Ministry of Truth*

    • @thebluewizard3094
      @thebluewizard3094 5 лет назад +3

      @@hyperion3145 ministry? This I have not heard of, and in a Fascist state no less! We shall report you and your ministry. *Glares*

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +13

      Bowser Main
      I’m not sure what makes you think a ministry is impossible in a Fascist state, it’s practically essential to the structure.
      This was also a 1984 reference, good book, not the gloomiest read I have come across.

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +2

      Ya mean Stupid Hitler?
      Stalin: I said that.

    • @user-lq1jc6wf5m
      @user-lq1jc6wf5m 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't actually work like that, but ok kiddo

  • @always5809
    @always5809 5 лет назад +2051

    I threw bread at my wife and she left me

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 5 лет назад +92

    He shoulda burnt down the library because the library building would let people imagine that there was books to begin with and what was in those books

  • @skywarp_8493
    @skywarp_8493 5 лет назад +324

    Next video by Toycat:
    How to make a Villager Concentration camp in Minecraft

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 лет назад +3013

    2018: Running a Minecraft server like a Communist Dictatorship
    2019: Running a Minecraft server like a Fascist State

    • @memedepot1291
      @memedepot1291 5 лет назад +110

      @JDM Minecraft Done Funny 2022 ATTACK a snow village and fail

    • @VeimosArcht
      @VeimosArcht 5 лет назад +7

      Ok Peter Kirby sans

    • @VeimosArcht
      @VeimosArcht 5 лет назад +5

      @@-itsplasma-4135 I agree lol

    • @someidiot4570
      @someidiot4570 5 лет назад +44

      2020: rule a server like a feudal kingdom.

    • @TheMarioManiac
      @TheMarioManiac 5 лет назад +3

      Yespacito you aren’t funny. Justin Y 456

  • @anonanon1004
    @anonanon1004 5 лет назад +1279

    Me: oh, a village
    Also me: *Mien Kraft is Fun*

  • @off-brandproductions
    @off-brandproductions 5 лет назад +125

    Turns Minecraft village into fascist state.
    Mussolini: Sheds a single tear of joy.

  • @generalgrievous2782
    @generalgrievous2782 4 года назад +77

    "If you're never going to use a villager's trade, then they don't need to live." Good advice.

  • @whowee7935
    @whowee7935 5 лет назад +773

    Toycat: "Everything outside these walls is _the other_
    Also Toycat: _builds his own house outside the walls_

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад +130

      - He protects us from the dangers of the outer world. He is ready to put himself in danger, for our well-being. A great leader.
      _(No he isn't. There are no dangers there. He just wants to live a luxurious life while we work all day, and may get killed any minute. But I have a solution. We must-_
      - You didn't hear anything, *did you?*

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 5 лет назад +35

      The dictator is transcendant

    • @PromoCraft-rz3vz
      @PromoCraft-rz3vz 5 лет назад +12

      We don't talk about that.

    • @codetoil
      @codetoil 5 лет назад +3

      It doesn’t matter, Toycat is are communist fascist dictator and so it doesn’t have to make sense.😂😂

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 4 года назад +2

      @@petarmitkov1056 villager revolution intensifies.

  • @opal5138
    @opal5138 5 лет назад +1424

    In world war 3
    General: “what inspired to to start world war 3”
    Person: “a Minecraft cat”

    • @LytonCoill
      @LytonCoill 5 лет назад +30

      world war 3 is going on rn. Pewdiepie vs T-series. Have you subscribed to Pewdiepie yet?

    • @the_katzy
      @the_katzy 5 лет назад +16

      @@LytonCoill I hate both.

    • @zingzagger2123
      @zingzagger2123 5 лет назад +9

      Steampunk Sentry GAY

    • @the_katzy
      @the_katzy 5 лет назад +10

      @@zingzagger2123 Hey, if I wanted to become gay, I'd just have to look down the barrel of my dad's AK.

    • @zingzagger2123
      @zingzagger2123 5 лет назад +6

      Steampunk Sentry what in the goddamn is that supposed to mean you fuckin grapefruit

  • @weeblordgaming6062
    @weeblordgaming6062 5 лет назад +57

    Intrusions unclear
    A village from the west violated our non aggression pact and killed all my villagers

    • @bernardom.freitas5701
      @bernardom.freitas5701 4 года назад +3

      Are you trying to imply the Soviets were fascist?

    • @jandammrasmussen3699
      @jandammrasmussen3699 4 года назад +1

      @@bernardom.freitas5701 well pretty much the same really

    • @toppat
      @toppat 4 года назад +4

      @@jandammrasmussen3699 no

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 4 года назад

      Zach Murray good fascist

  • @bingitybong6518
    @bingitybong6518 5 лет назад +41

    WW2 Soldier: I’m fighting so that maybe my grandchildren can sleep in peace to never know that fascism is history
    Ibxtoycat: I’m gonna make a fascist dictator ship in a game for children

    • @galaxiagirlproductions561
      @galaxiagirlproductions561 4 года назад +2

      Noooooo you can’t just say Minecraft is for kids 😭
      You:haha kids game go brrrrrrr

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 3 года назад +4

      The ww2 soldiers grandchildren should know about history even if it is fascism, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

  • @patrickkeyes6682
    @patrickkeyes6682 5 лет назад +842

    I think we are all missing the part where he ethnically cleansed villagers based on his personal opinion of their trade

    • @Emily-fs7vd
      @Emily-fs7vd 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah fascism

    • @raffaeledivora9517
      @raffaeledivora9517 5 лет назад +61

      I just want to point out, there was nothing ethnical in that... it was intellectual/cultural purging.
      (It bothers me when people use words so improperly, it gives rise to warped thoughts in the long run)

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 5 лет назад +16

      @@raffaeledivora9517 Yeah, it's the wrong use of ethnically cleansing if He's judging based on trade, then that's not ethnic cleansing, that's just cleansing based off poor trading.

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 4 года назад +5

      We must kill the leather traders to secure the power of the black smiths

    • @slavenrasic2204
      @slavenrasic2204 4 года назад +2

      @@Emily-fs7vd I don't think you know much about it

  • @zacharysmith2730
    @zacharysmith2730 5 лет назад +129

    *Wants cartography map
    Toycat: “What’s the easiest way to do this?”
    *Creates a village, establishes fascism, commits genocide, builds a military industrial complex, then dips

  • @gingergamergirl98
    @gingergamergirl98 3 года назад +12

    1:25 ibxtoycat out here like “we’re gonna build a big, beautiful wall, and we’re gonna make the Illagers pay for it”

  • @nijazplanic6721
    @nijazplanic6721 5 лет назад +275

    ibxtoycat: turning a minecraft village into a fascist dictatorship (but chill its just for the achievements)
    FBI: nice save bro

    • @frederickthegreat4801
      @frederickthegreat4801 4 года назад

      @Raul Garcia lol

    • @semajlu1800
      @semajlu1800 3 года назад +2

      @H. P. well they only care if it's in the U.S.A. otherwise, they can take over the world as long as the live us alone (sorry U.K. it's a common belief, not necessarily mine though).

    • @gokthetaxman6622
      @gokthetaxman6622 3 года назад +1

      @H. P. I mean the fbi arrested some proud boys who were plotting to kidnap and murder a governor

    • @Knave_Orange_24
      @Knave_Orange_24 3 года назад +2

      @H. P. america bad=funny

    • @Knave_Orange_24
      @Knave_Orange_24 3 года назад +2

      @H. P. ok

  • @everblue2277
    @everblue2277 5 лет назад +280

    I kinda did this before watching the video.
    I added massive complexes full of doors. Seven iron golems spawn. There were so many villagers it lagged the world. The best villagers were dragged away to the nearby river in boats. I would then sail a long journey to my base and deposit the villagers either in booths or at a harbour. There were a pair of farmers that I made a botched automatic farm with. The villagers at the harbour were left in boats there. At night the drowned came up and killed them all. There was a really good trade I found, 18 emeralds for a mending book. I shoved them in a minecart, removed the rail and crammed them into a 3x3 white concrete room. For the lighting I made pits of water and filled them to the max with sea pickles (since 4 sea pickles on a block gives light level 15 and torches only give 14) I then put an iron door on it with a stone button so no skeletons opened it with an arrow. There’s a lot of iron golems that I built nearby. It’s a very secure room and they’ve never left it since they entered.

    • @jonathand.t.5051
      @jonathand.t.5051 5 лет назад +32

      Sounds like 16th century portugal

    • @geo1504
      @geo1504 5 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @mischief356
      @mischief356 5 лет назад +3

      **takes notes**

    • @saysikerightnow3914
      @saysikerightnow3914 5 лет назад +4

      I built a thing like this were instead of villagers, I use my friends. I make propaganda and banners as well as 10 block tall and 6 blocks thick walls all around the city I built for my 13 friends who live in the world. My brother and 2 sisters are the police and they arrest anyone who tries to escape or disobeys any rule I have put forth. I also made a collective economy and make sure all resources make it to a Center storage system in which I use to build the city or feed the people (as well as make my life fabulous). P.S. the whole city is made of Stone bricks, the polished stones types, and white, grey, or black concrete.

  • @ryderspider8841
    @ryderspider8841 5 лет назад +433

    this has enough information about fascism (and is minecraft related) that i'd half expect teachers to play this in an 8th grade classroom

    • @eyesack6845
      @eyesack6845 5 лет назад +1

      I will try doing that lol

    • @ariaxue9388
      @ariaxue9388 4 года назад +3

      I was lowkey thinking of sending this to my AP Lang teacher. (He makes his class read 1984)

    • @evilfurbies1326
      @evilfurbies1326 4 года назад +1

      Lmao might as well make it fun for the kiddos. Lol it's nice cos it's Minecraft and also ya might lern sumfing

    • @soccerman363
      @soccerman363 Месяц назад

      I hope my teacher shows this to us 🤣🤣

  • @paddystrongjaw9995
    @paddystrongjaw9995 5 лет назад +44

    0/10 didn’t burn the library. Coup time

  • @whyarewestillhere8562
    @whyarewestillhere8562 5 лет назад +13

    You shouldnt terminate villagers that werent helpfull, you should leash them out of the walls to let them rot and be eaten by zombies

  • @ratshitstrap8622
    @ratshitstrap8622 5 лет назад +423

    more like "how to turn your youtube channel into demonetised" lmao

  • @gabrielnguyen9662
    @gabrielnguyen9662 5 лет назад +568

    No one:
    ibxtoycat: let’s make a fascist village in Minecraft

  • @noian
    @noian 5 лет назад +23

    I’m so proud of this community

  • @thalmoragent9344
    @thalmoragent9344 4 года назад +28

    2:13
    “So let’s finish the wall...”
    *Trump* wants to _Know Your Location._

  • @gbhm2568
    @gbhm2568 5 лет назад +196

    Next episode- running a minecraft server like a bad painter who has a nice mustache

    • @realbubbles129
      @realbubbles129 5 лет назад +4

      *nice*

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 лет назад +1

      GabeisGabe Love your profile pic.

    • @gbhm2568
      @gbhm2568 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks 😀

    • @giraffeparty0
      @giraffeparty0 5 лет назад +9

      But Bob Ross is a great painter!!

    • @gbhm2568
      @gbhm2568 5 лет назад

      i cant tell if ur joking but im referring to hitler

  • @samykherbi
    @samykherbi 5 лет назад +690

    Make the Christian Minecraft server meme real.

  • @cringewave5807
    @cringewave5807 5 лет назад +394

    >makes communist minecraft server
    _video is monetized_
    >makes fascist village in minecraft
    _video is demonetized_
    hmmmmmmm :thinkingemoji:

    • @somerandomtankist6069
      @somerandomtankist6069 4 года назад +2

      仮スレDongaWave 🤔

    • @toyalovemail
      @toyalovemail 4 года назад +9

      :thonk:

    • @locosiap4184
      @locosiap4184 4 года назад +10

      仮スレDongaWave it’s not demonetized though where did you get that from

    • @dbooth3975
      @dbooth3975 4 года назад +8

      I blame Putin, he's trying to bring back the USS-
      This comment has been deleted

    • @joahnaut
      @joahnaut 4 года назад

      Dead Air

  • @zatzerbel2748
    @zatzerbel2748 5 лет назад +18

    Italy: *Invades Greece
    Also Italy: Mom, come pick me up

    • @gamingtime305
      @gamingtime305 4 года назад +1

      yie dee honestly no joke that was actually Italy. They had to ask Germany to send soldiers over to get Greece to surrender

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 4 года назад +1

      @@gamingtime305 No. They didn't surrender. Even when they were defeated by the Nazi, they still counterattacked, in order to gain back their freedom. Please don't curse at me if you know already.

    • @gamingtime305
      @gamingtime305 4 года назад

      MCReaper hm? I never cursed? And I was referring to the April 1941 invasion of Greece by Nazi Germany, where the greek military surrendered to Germany because they refused to surrender to Italy. I know the Greek people kept fighting for their freedom, and never truly surrendered.
      Exactly what I’m referring to: Greece surrendered to German troops on 20 April 1941, under the condition that they would not have to surrender to the Italians; this condition was agreed to but revoked several days later after protests from Mussolini, and the Greek army surrendered to Italy as well.

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 4 года назад

      @@gamingtime305 Didn't say you cursed. Well, turns out I learned a thing I never knew. Appreciate having some cultured people around. Thanks for teaching me. Appreciate it. :-)

  • @liamdeimund9070
    @liamdeimund9070 5 лет назад +602

    The perfect Minecraft village doesn't exi-

  • @gslink3775
    @gslink3775 5 лет назад +309

    Mussolini: *just like the simulations*

    • @lunaperson403
      @lunaperson403 5 лет назад

      FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS WHO MUSSOLINI IS

    • @honokakazuno
      @honokakazuno 5 лет назад

      WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 4 года назад +15

    "The perfect village doesn't exi-"

  • @noelcuminao9671
    @noelcuminao9671 5 лет назад +7

    I really think this is the best video of RUclips.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 лет назад +2

      Lol hearted

  • @uisamu
    @uisamu 5 лет назад +551

    0:38 you just walked past a naturally spawned pink sheep like its nothing

    • @col.vladislavputchenkov7786
      @col.vladislavputchenkov7786 5 лет назад +79

      Anxietitty
      I’m pretty sure that sheep has been there for ages

    • @johannachloeymanalo3964
      @johannachloeymanalo3964 5 лет назад +28

      Anxietitty you could always just dye a sheep

    • @Pyrody
      @Pyrody 5 лет назад +26

      Anxietitty honestly, pink ships no more exciting

    • @Marscael24
      @Marscael24 5 лет назад +11

      @@col.vladislavputchenkov7786 there were two

    • @uisamu
      @uisamu 5 лет назад +9

      @@col.vladislavputchenkov7786 oof my bad

  • @brown22sugar25
    @brown22sugar25 5 лет назад +793

    *Starts to breed villagers
    4:06 This *guy* and this *guy*

  • @The42Horsepower
    @The42Horsepower 5 лет назад +127

    youtuber: the first step to making a fascist minecraft village is to build a big wall
    trump: yes yes go on

    • @ninjawarrior7677
      @ninjawarrior7677 4 года назад +17

      Trump isn't a fascist tho

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 4 года назад +16

      @@ninjawarrior7677 he has -a few- fascist tendencies

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 года назад +5

      Ninja Warrior No he is

    • @yibtstill
      @yibtstill 4 года назад +14

      @@ninjawarrior7677 are you dumb? This video was a direct callout to american fascism. From the wall, to the flag waving, to the demonizing of foreigners and socialists as "other". Only an American could be this dense.

    • @twi1875
      @twi1875 4 года назад +6

      CBoyardee95 toycat literally said it was modeled off the Italian

  • @mooplex4466
    @mooplex4466 5 лет назад +21

    10:23 Pm, one more video and I’m going to sleep
    3:22 Am, “How to turn a minecraft village into a factious state”

  • @JSoldierPro
    @JSoldierPro 5 лет назад +452

    This looks like a great place to live. Ibxtoycat is truly the best leader in Minecraft history!
    This message has been brought to you by the almighty ibxtoycat fascist state government.

  • @thecookie8163
    @thecookie8163 5 лет назад +365

    Thanks for the tutorial! I'll be trying this on my own country some time soon!

  • @chrisjensen8634
    @chrisjensen8634 5 лет назад +26

    Italy was bad at war.
    Romans: "Excuse me wtf."

    • @spygineer1076
      @spygineer1076 4 года назад +3

      nah even in ww2 we were good but you know "stereotypes" always win

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 4 года назад +2

      He means 20th century Italy, not the Roman empire

    • @Christian-gw8on
      @Christian-gw8on 4 года назад +2

      @@spygineer1076 Yeah, because struggling in Somalia/Ethiopia, Greece, Libya, and against an invasion from the Mediterranean was not that bad. Italy has had some great moments of warfare. Rome is even still the 8th most winning army of all time, but recent history has not been kind (with perhaps the exception of the former members of the Helvettica Confederation or Sardinia-Piedmont)

    • @spygineer1076
      @spygineer1076 4 года назад

      @@Christian-gw8on bruh that comment was from 8 months ago mate

  • @boredbazile2626
    @boredbazile2626 5 лет назад +10

    Me: *sees ocelot*
    Also me: *starts crying*

  • @MadMarco
    @MadMarco 5 лет назад +256

    The railway leads into a prison...
    I see what u did there

  • @rylieweaver1516
    @rylieweaver1516 5 лет назад +205

    How he makes this many connection to fascism confounds me

  • @killthecensors58
    @killthecensors58 5 лет назад +32

    Italy didn't need to build a wall to keep its citizens in.
    The USSR on the otherhand…
    Makes ya think.

    • @Salien1999
      @Salien1999 4 года назад +1

      Granted, Mussolini got hanged upside down on a public square while Stalin reigned to his natural death.

    • @sigismund9784
      @sigismund9784 4 года назад

      @@Salien1999 Bcs USSR didnt get invaded by the Allies...

    • @Salien1999
      @Salien1999 4 года назад +4

      @@sigismund9784 At the time that Mussolini was killed, Italy was well under Axis control. He was killed by his own people. Stalin, on the other hand, was brutal enough to keep anyone from successfully rising up against him, even when the USSR was doing poorly (including while it was being invaded by the Nazis).

    • @Salien1999
      @Salien1999 4 года назад +1

      @Ⱄⱅⰵⱇⰰⱀ You want to guess where those uprisers were from? They were Italians. If Mussolini was better at being a dictator, they wouldn't have been able to just arrest him and shoot him in a back alley.

    • @skorge2010
      @skorge2010 4 года назад +1

      @@Salien1999 they were communist

  • @sarthaksrivastava3877
    @sarthaksrivastava3877 4 года назад +1

    You are literally my most fav youtuber along with geo now. You combined both the things I love the most. History and Minecraft

  • @sirmicothesilly
    @sirmicothesilly 5 лет назад +100

    Finally, a village I can feel at home in

    • @kalebt7042
      @kalebt7042 5 лет назад +4

      Ruby Goat im doing this unironically

  • @mirorantala3275
    @mirorantala3275 5 лет назад +452

    Me: Let's go drink
    Friend: if you don't get all political
    *Me 3 drinks later*

    • @ensimesmado6478
      @ensimesmado6478 5 лет назад +2

      113 likes and no comments wtf

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 5 лет назад +2

      @@ensimesmado6478 140. and only 2.

    • @m3nj051
      @m3nj051 5 лет назад

      165 and it's 3

    • @ensimesmado6478
      @ensimesmado6478 5 лет назад

      @@m3nj051 stop comment to my comment make sense again

    • @forgive_me_pls
      @forgive_me_pls 5 лет назад

      How you can get those fat kirjaimet t:someone from your team

  • @soouupz2962
    @soouupz2962 5 лет назад +11

    2014: How to build an iron farm
    2019: How to rule a village like Hitler

    • @ninjawarrior7677
      @ninjawarrior7677 4 года назад +2

      *Mussolini

    • @lepermess1ah351
      @lepermess1ah351 4 года назад

      N a z i s were socialists.

    • @lennie9423
      @lennie9423 4 года назад

      @@lepermess1ah351 The Nazis were not socialist in any way other than name, you're historically illiterate or a shill.

    • @christostheocharides4689
      @christostheocharides4689 4 года назад +1

      @@lennie9423 then why did they have the name dude?

    • @davidwarchol5352
      @davidwarchol5352 4 года назад

      @@lennie9423 they were economically socialist

  • @optimumplatinum2640
    @optimumplatinum2640 5 лет назад +4

    When the teacher starts to talk about dictators:
    Toycat: *the expert*

  • @JackDaniels-dr8rd
    @JackDaniels-dr8rd 5 лет назад +662

    1920s - I bet we will have flying cars in the future!
    2019 -

  • @alexandredesouza3692
    @alexandredesouza3692 5 лет назад +92

    Make a statue of yourself with your head and gold shining Armor on several pilars. One on top of the well.

  • @anonyymi9538
    @anonyymi9538 4 года назад +6

    the perfect minecraft tutorial doesn't exi-

  • @yellowbananago
    @yellowbananago 4 года назад +3

    I like how you can see toycat running away from the golems, still explaining stuff sometimes

  • @Jack1rules
    @Jack1rules 5 лет назад +618

    Toycat: *puts flag on church*
    Sounds like government forced religion to me

    • @druffner
      @druffner 5 лет назад +14

      Well I mean fascist italy

    • @ianhefner6
      @ianhefner6 5 лет назад

      Well that is quite fascist

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 5 лет назад

      And effective.

    • @Jack1rules
      @Jack1rules 5 лет назад +4

      *first of all if it’s Italy, so it must be Roman Catholic right?*

    • @joshpanda0324
      @joshpanda0324 5 лет назад

      So it’s a theocracy

  • @mathisanidioticsport6969
    @mathisanidioticsport6969 5 лет назад +782

    This is me, one day after watching E;R's anime review.

    • @balashibuyeeter2704
      @balashibuyeeter2704 5 лет назад +18

      pls dont turn into a nazi

    • @mathisanidioticsport6969
      @mathisanidioticsport6969 5 лет назад +42

      E;R isn't actually a Nazi. He's edgy, and conservative, but he's not a Nazi.

    • @tragic_light
      @tragic_light 5 лет назад +22

      Mathis Anidioticsport it’s a joke

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +16

      Me after watching a pewdiepie video

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +5

      TragicLight HE’S THE ONE WHO MADE IT

  • @jeremiah2889
    @jeremiah2889 5 лет назад +1

    I love watching these at like 11 and then watching more and move on to something else and maybe coming back for this and it’s like 3

  • @louiscostanzo5595
    @louiscostanzo5595 5 лет назад +6

    *ONLY KILLING THE CLERICS*
    Wait I’ve seen this one before.

  • @samanthajansen6524
    @samanthajansen6524 5 лет назад +131

    1980: we will have flying cars in the future!
    2019: How to turn your Minecraft village into a facist state.

  • @obiwankenobi2565
    @obiwankenobi2565 5 лет назад +231

    Achievement unlocked-Created fascist state!

  • @catalinplocon5727
    @catalinplocon5727 5 лет назад +4

    Village : exists
    Toycat : why dont we make it *_fascist_*

  • @realityyt9547
    @realityyt9547 5 лет назад +5

    The good old days of Italy...
    Ah the memories

  • @panhandlesomen
    @panhandlesomen 5 лет назад +234

    From democracy to comunism to fascism

  • @bk2active
    @bk2active 5 лет назад +307

    Village: *exists*
    Keiser Toycat: Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    • @keremkaya2394
      @keremkaya2394 5 лет назад +9

      TheBradMeister DUM DUM

    • @bk2active
      @bk2active 5 лет назад +1

      Nacho Flawored Doritos GAY GAY

    • @ianhefner6
      @ianhefner6 5 лет назад +2

      Sige hail

    • @sopmodo8122
      @sopmodo8122 5 лет назад +9

      The virgin Erika..
      The Chad Florian Geyer

    • @thesenate4004
      @thesenate4004 5 лет назад +8

      Man I sure do love this song about a flower

  • @ifuzegaming
    @ifuzegaming 5 лет назад +4

    You really have improved in quality

  • @christinamurphy4134
    @christinamurphy4134 4 года назад +3

    Toycat: The facists had a terrible military.
    Me: But you’re has 4 super strong iron golems.

  • @TheMarioManiac
    @TheMarioManiac 5 лет назад +331

    Only Toycat could get away with this

    • @Randy_Plays_Games
      @Randy_Plays_Games 5 лет назад +9

      I was literally just thinking to myself, "wow, only a Minecraft RUclipsr like toycat could do something like this and not catch any flak from RUclips itself."

    • @fabricatedlightning1158
      @fabricatedlightning1158 5 лет назад

      Soley because he's openly joking with this kind of stuff and in the past he has been openly joking with this stuff

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 5 лет назад +2

      @@fabricatedlightning1158 Nah mate. It only matters whether you've been greenlit by the powers that be. Jokes are only jokes if you like the person who's joking.

    • @cerintine3722
      @cerintine3722 5 лет назад +3

      How do you have a toy cat emoji thing on your name?..

    • @user-ik8oq1ob4n
      @user-ik8oq1ob4n 5 лет назад

      August Peyton, Donate peasant.

  • @MariaTurner161
    @MariaTurner161 5 лет назад +56

    toycat educated me more in a 30 minute video than my school did in 5 years

  • @leothelion0465
    @leothelion0465 5 лет назад +3

    I love how this is still monetised

  • @blooeygamer71
    @blooeygamer71 5 лет назад

    Wanna say that you are the best! I love this video and how creative you are!

  • @SnekkyB0i
    @SnekkyB0i 5 лет назад +51

    I started off at 10pm watching redstone tutorials, boy did that escalate quickly in 6 hours

  • @Defectum138
    @Defectum138 5 лет назад +148

    Roses are red
    So is bread
    Yeah, that’s what I said
    Roses are red
    Democracy is a load of malarkey
    The next server should be an absolute monarchy!

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 5 лет назад +17

      *kaiser wilhelm has joined the server*

    • @turnneck
      @turnneck 5 лет назад +5

      @@themightyranger6321 *laughs in monarch*

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 5 лет назад +4

      @@turnneck HEIL KAISER DIR!

    • @PhaenyBirb
      @PhaenyBirb 5 лет назад +1

      GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 5 лет назад +3

      @@PhaenyBirb HERSCHER DAS VATERLANDS, HEIL KAISER DIR, LIEBE DAS VATERLAND!

  • @samw3720
    @samw3720 5 лет назад +1

    I followed this with small changes for 1.14 and it worked well. But you have to bring the villagers you wanna kill to a hidden place then put a bad banner over their bad to show the "Bad ones" took them.

  • @gloguthrox4435
    @gloguthrox4435 5 лет назад +2

    I remember just spawning literally right next to a mansion.

  • @sirmemesalot84
    @sirmemesalot84 5 лет назад +1677

    Instructions unclear. Gave no food and made the Soviet Union.

    • @coreyvasquez1795
      @coreyvasquez1795 5 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂☭

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 5 лет назад +36

      Rookie State mistake, yet one that's been made quite popular.

    • @sirmemesalot84
      @sirmemesalot84 5 лет назад +6

      Kyle Thomas no actully there was no food

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 5 лет назад +3

      @@sirmemesalot84 didn't even have a zoo to feed them?

    • @sirmemesalot84
      @sirmemesalot84 5 лет назад +3

      Kyle Thomas i mean maybe but generally in the earlier history there was a lot of famine.

  • @izsh16
    @izsh16 5 лет назад +58

    Is he trying to tell us something soon his recent titles

    • @justrez2571
      @justrez2571 5 лет назад +1

      Probs

    • @fewl6607
      @fewl6607 5 лет назад

      @@puyii9794 just like what the kaiserreich simulations told me

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 5 лет назад +14

    1503: The Mona Lisa
    2019:

  • @connorbeinstein1906
    @connorbeinstein1906 5 лет назад +1

    Finally. I was wondering how to do this for a while now

  • @bread431
    @bread431 5 лет назад +504

    Roses are red.
    This is great.
    How To Turn A Minecraft Village Into A Fascist State.
    Edit: Imma try this at my local village
    Edit2: why does this have 500+ likes

  • @UncannyFella
    @UncannyFella 5 лет назад +51

    Wait........ you're saying I have to annex Austria??

    • @voltek9738
      @voltek9738 4 года назад +4

      @The Jester - Fool Of Hearts i prefer Danzig for Slovakia

  • @isaacdiaz788
    @isaacdiaz788 5 лет назад

    this brought me back to your channel hail ibx

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 5 лет назад +1

    Modeled after Fascism:
    *Builds Marching Ground that covers at least 3 square miles (or kilometers, either one)*

  • @zelus7399
    @zelus7399 5 лет назад +54

    tfw a Minecraft video helps you with your AP world history homework

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 5 лет назад +3

      @The Jester - Fool Of Hearts ... Woooosh

  • @alecpies
    @alecpies 5 лет назад +85

    It’s a grand old flag
    It’s a high flying flag
    It’s the emblem for me and for you
    It’s the emblem of the town we love
    The town of the white and the green
    Ev'ry heart beats true
    For the white and the green
    And we sing this song to you
    Should auld acquaintance be forgot
    Keep your eye on the white and the green

    • @SneakyBee
      @SneakyBee 5 лет назад +4

      AlecPies Gaming communism 💯

    • @alecpies
      @alecpies 5 лет назад +2

      Ha ha!

    • @kalebt7042
      @kalebt7042 5 лет назад +10

      Sub to Pewdiepoe there’s a difference between communism and fascism

    • @somedumbass4682
      @somedumbass4682 5 лет назад

      @@kalebt7042 very big difference

  • @BlindedLomeli
    @BlindedLomeli 5 лет назад +2

    For the new village and pillage update is it still 32 blocks away from the center?

  • @skeletor7144
    @skeletor7144 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks! didn't know I needed this till yesterday when I was offered my own country!

  • @ZehWaffle7331
    @ZehWaffle7331 5 лет назад +47

    i actually have an better understanding about how dictatorship works now

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 5 лет назад +144

    Roses are cool,
    But Poppies are great,
    How to turn a Minecraft Village
    Into a Fascist State

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 5 лет назад +2

      Nice one

    • @a1uplift212
      @a1uplift212 5 лет назад

      This deserves more likes

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler 5 лет назад +1

      Ride the tiger
      Surf the Kali Yuga
      Your comment was great
      Nice work Bruder

  • @juicy8268
    @juicy8268 5 лет назад +2

    Just one more video before bed
    4am

  • @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438
    @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438 5 лет назад +1

    Achievement Unlocked:
    [Exterminate the Üntermensch]
    Achievement Unlocked:
    [Establish Lebensraum]

  • @QueueWithACapitalQ
    @QueueWithACapitalQ 5 лет назад +81

    "give your citizens food" so i cant do a soviet play through then?

    • @-ninetynine-2498
      @-ninetynine-2498 4 года назад +1

      GawkyOrpheus510 give them food to make them pregnant then u can burn down the farms

    • @NoamVoldman
      @NoamVoldman 4 года назад

      69 likes

  • @kaninchengaming-inactive-6529
    @kaninchengaming-inactive-6529 5 лет назад +154

    *Benito Mussolini wants to know your location!*

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 лет назад +1

      *In* *Hell*

    • @no.5304
      @no.5304 5 лет назад +4

      *Instructions unclear, lost to a bunch of Ethiopians with wooden spears despite having tanks*

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 лет назад +1

      @@no.5304 lmao I thought Mussolini won in Ethiopia

    • @no.5304
      @no.5304 5 лет назад +2

      THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD well he did but uncle Adolf (drew durnil reference btw)had to help him.

    • @atsstaaatsssatss4501
      @atsstaaatsssatss4501 5 лет назад +2

      @@no.5304 what?? Learn history then write lmao

  • @masondalrymple9043
    @masondalrymple9043 5 лет назад

    I don’t play Minecraft anymore but this video was hilarious and imma keep watching man keep up the great work

  • @hagalathekido
    @hagalathekido 5 лет назад

    i believe it was in "the prince" where the dude says that rulers should live among the villagers even though its more vulnerable