Husband & Father To How Many, How Easy Is It To Bust W/ Ketra Long On DIYS
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
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Tahir really sitting over there like he was a surprise guest
I’m hollering 🤧😭🤣🤣🤣
😂😅😂
🤣🤣
😂😭😂
LOLLL
This is the Pat & Ketra show with special guest Tahir Moore.
LOLLL
Exactly
FACTS 🤣🤣🤣
They had full conversations while Tahir was reading ads
She made it clear that she's not really there for diys🤣
😂 😂
“You never told me, when we were…” “When we were what?” Hilarious! 😂😂😂
😆😆😆
At the water fountain though??🥴🤣
I am 8 MINUTES into the episode and I already see she is ONLY LOOKING AT PAT AND HAS HER BACK TURNED TO TAHIR LMAOOO
Should call this episode “Tahir the Tricycle” Bc my nigga was third wheeling like shit!! 😂😂get yours Ketra!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Not tricycle Tahir!! Lmfao!!!
@Stilljokes forMe i think that was sarcasm
The people who actually listened to this episode on spotify/apple and did not watch on here are missing out lmao.
The back and forth between Pat and Ketra during the Ad breaks alone are pure comedy lol
@11:00
@29:46
@40:45
@56:00 for like 2 min straight lol
I was actually listening to this and had to stop it and watch this on RUclips. It was truly worth it!!!
@@DwightBoyBoogie22 I had to go back to it lol. Pats body language by the end of the 56:00 moment says "I'm open" and his face said more. Then he got closer.... 😁❤️
We watched Pat fall into a whole relationship live!
“Why come foe?” is my new mood and response, to everything! 🙌🏿😂❤️
lol i’m finna bama she said, “ why come folks always have jokes about short people”
My grandma from Arkansas said it all the time! I didn’t know people did know the phrase
Welcome to Bama 😂😂😂gotta love my state🙄
Ketra was shooting her shot and Pat is not readyyyyy! You are missing your blessing Pat. Get you a Southern gal and invite Tahir back to his own show. 🤣
“Butter churning dress”, is hilarious! “No hand maids tale”! Lmao! 😂😂
Ketra and Pat giving me life this episode 😂 she is phenomenal, Sweet and Savage!
Her and Ty Davis need to be on this show at the same time. Make it happen!
I dont even know if we can handle 😅
Pat would NOT make it out alive from that episode! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TamiaPeach he REALLY would not lol I'd fear for his life
Pat gonna get his cookie taken if that happens lol
Pat bout to have himself a ol lady after this episode lol
he already does lol. she beeeen flirtin with him a while back and i think they hung out lol
@@curvyQT1 how u know💀 has pat even had a public gf maam?
Yooo she coming bad.. lol
@@curvyQT1 that doesn’t mean much, but keep stalking i guess 💋
@@curvyQT1 my type isn’t concerned about whether pat want me or what type he’s going for, keep being concerned about who’s pants he’s in yourself maam 🙄💀 i got a man, stalker like i said 💋
Pat be pulling them left & right. Sheesh 👍🏾
You see this shit? My nigga Pat protected her light right after the episode.
@@markevans215 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@@markevans215 I’m ctfu
@@markevans215 yoooooo 😂😂😂
If Ketra wasn’t shooting her shot, that was hilarious. If she was, that was hilarious AND you’ve gotta respect it 😂
Facts
Any closer, she woulda been sitting in his lap
Tell me about it!
yeah she was chillin and hitting on pat but it wasnt too weird, they all seemed pretty chill about it
Real shit yo😂💯
Ketra was out here straight marking her territory...
She is entertaining af
With all this work Ketra is putting in, Pat better give her some 😂
“What did Jehovah witness?”
When I tell you I holllered🤣🤣🤣
Tahir face at 15:15
“So like Christian is a word and Jehovah Witness is a sentence” Pat is funny asf when he’s learning something new.
Learning with Pat would be a good show
Ketra was spitting for a smooth 10 seconds🤣❤ Congratulations on the success.
“Im in the streets, I’m not for the streets. I’m for you” Bout to use that, tell my man when I go out
Ketra trying to get into the “Cloud”…for real….🤣😂🤣😂
Right! 😂😂
More Like She Wants The Cloud In Her! #TooFar?
Every time it’s a girl, they turn they back on tahir n jus talk to Pat 😂😂😂 I kno he b like damn I know I’m married but shit I’m Stil here
I feel like if he wasn't, he'd be getting just about the same attention lol
They gonna have to change the name from “Damn internet, you scary!” to “Damn girl, this is my show too!”
@@Messiah_Black LMFAOOOOOO OMG 😫😂
@@Messiah_Black ohh noooo 😂😂😂😂
Facts 😂😂
He been fangering me under the table this whole time . 😂😂😂
That killed me 🤣
Christian is a word but Jehovah’s Witness is like a sentence lol 😂
Tahir’s reaction to that question, is hilarious! 😂
Tahir killed me
Wtf pat
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ketra and Pat are breaking hearts today. How many souls left their bodies during the ad break where they're boo'd up looking at his phone 👻
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
And she keep putting her phone face down and close to her lol gotta ⌚ em
I think Ketra just announced herself as a Cloud Village Queen this whole episode lol
Straight up ‼️👏🏾🤣🤣
#cloudwives stand up! 🤣
How in the hell can Tahir even do the ad with all the stuff going on next to him? lol Ketra is just freaking wild.. They need to have her on again.
This episode is sponsored by Ketra, shooting her shot at Patrick! 🙌🏿😂
Patrick got a documentary called "Surviving Ketra"
😆
I looked it up 😂😂
Congrats on the ‘Access Hollywood’ feature, too! Definitely tuning in to that, for sure! #DIYS - 💪🏿🚀
10:56 Ketra and Pat, while Tahir was doing the ad, too hilarious 😂😂😂
I know Tahir ain’t talking about somebody else’s troubles with pronunciation when he struggled through saying “Wording is Harder” off rip
Ketra was on Pat HARRRRRD. Whew! 😂😂😂 meanwhile Pat’s like “where’s the watchtower? Is there not a place y’all go to witness Jehovah?!?” 😂😩😂😩😂
That was hilarious! “ Where’s the watchtower?”
but he was blushing sooooooooo hardddd loool so adorable.
What was going on with Ketra and Pat during that VPN ad💀💀💀
Bruh, she literally is ready to go now 😂
she down for him sooo bad 😂
I'd feel like a 3rd wheel too lol
Tahir's face at ".... Jehovah's witness is a sentence."
Pat... Gots to see it through ma boi
You sounding like my home boy😂😂
he already got that lol
Lmao hell yeah he do
With the amount of times Tahir fumbled throughout this episode, he should never make fun of the way Ketra talk.
Tahir make it a thing to be the pot calling the kettle black lol
Pat was gassin ketra on the song 😂 lift up the queens 👸🏽
She was slidin when she caught a pocket. Had that old 2 Chainz flow
Ketra has a great rap voice.
Sound like she was on the knuck if you buck remix
@@GuerrillaNationTV facts
@@GuerrillaNationTV she walk in the club shaking pat's dreads?
This Lunchtime Lottery gonna be hella lit!
BIG FACTS ‼️
Hella facts 💦
"When you look at me in my eyes, I can't focus"
Proceeds to stare intensely into Pats eyes for 45 mins of the show. Even when he is not talking..
Tahir’s journey in therapy, is so real! Salute, man. I’ve been in therapy for 3 years, and I’m growing and working through specific things, too. 💪🏿
1 I've never seen Pat blush so much
And 2 I'm pissed Ketra's living my dream
I don't blame Ketra. If I'm ever in the same room with Pat, I'm behaving the same way.
Forget shooting a shot she was trying to dunk🤣
Ketra giving Pat that "Myra" Energy 🤣🤣😂
^this!
Facts!!!!
😂😂😂 super facts. And probably like Myra she's better than the chick he'll end up with
Who is Myra?
@@MartyMcFly__25 AYOOO!! 😂😂
Please bring Ketra back !!!! She is hilarious 😂
Ketra said “We’ll go on Amazon later” and Pat agreeing is what truly took me out 😩😭😂💀
Tahir's tongue was built for mumble rap.
That would’ve killed on Roastme in the class room
Lmfaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man Pat and Ketra came a long way from their first ZWTH together to now 😂😂 IYKYK
Guys, i have an ideeaaaa
11:20 Ketra a WHOLE fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t even have to watch this to know this will be funny.
I thought Ketra was going to kiss Pat in the mouth! She put that Alabama pressure on him the whole episode. All gas, no brakes! 😂😂
I have NEVER commented on an episode but I enjoyed this one so much I had to watch it twice! That Pat and Ketra energy was everything. I thought Pat was feeling Ketra in the first few minutes. He’s a creative so her impressing him with the bars was everything. I want to know what she was saying during the Betterhelp ad..cause I need to use it...Pat was done after that one😂. #FinishHim
I agree, always let people know your boundaries, but there are still going to be people that think they are the exception. When they’re not.
“I felt it on my neck” 😂😂 she’s hilarious
I loved seeing Pat blush and be uncomfortable this whole episode 🤣🤣🤣
Meg warned us about Pat’s eyes. Now I know it’s true 😆
@@esterdrank 🧢
Lol what she about pat 😂
She is the first Pat ever responded back to the flirting and he seem to really enjoy it.... And he not push her away...
Between her and ty.... idk who is better at the flirting with him... But these ladies get the passes from him 😭💚 they are hilarious.
I love Keytra messing with Pat.
Tahir facial expressions throughout this whole episode had me dying!!!
“Before you got on those pillows we had to have you outta here by 6” 😂😂
She's hysterical
She's flirting even more than anything but it's hilarious nonetheless
She is shooting those 3s and I am not mad at all 😂😂😂
@@jamhorne fr plus Patrick seems interested in what she's saying so yeah I'm here for it. If you noticed the closeness of their arms then you should already know the meaning
11:23
@@deanoor9391 closeness in arms?! What are we in elementary school 😂😂😂 sharing crowns and apple juice 😂 lawd forbid their arms touch that means that fw each other. Virginity is a sad place to be 😂
@@deanoor9391 they hooked up already lol
Ketra = If "Keep that same energy" was a person! 😂💪🏾
On #ZWTH she said she wanted to smash Pat and sis came to seal the damn DEAL!
Yesss that episode was funny af 💯💯😆😂🤣🤣
When was this?
Never seen so much side convo during ads in my time watching DIYS lol
Ketra went off on the freestyle and the Kodack segment!! Everything she said was facts!! 🔥🔥🔥
Tahir needs a safety 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Y’all hilarious.🤣🔥
Pat out here ducking and dodging all her attempts😂😂
Cool asl lmao
This episode is hilarious! Prob tied with the Ty Davis one for my favorite - this is my third watch and still laughing 😆
This is the most entertaining episode yet!! Personal, informative, & hilarious 😂😂😂
Pat's Curve game Strong 😂😂😂😂 Everytime Ketra starts flirting he get up outta there by changing the topic 😂😂😂 Pat like slow down Kiki ...
I can't wait until y'all come to Raleigh, NC. I already got my ticket so I can't wait for these unedited stories from Tahir 😊
Butter churning dress is hilarious 😆
Birmingham AL in here !! Love Ketra she is funny and entertaining and this episode makes it better because she got a thing for Pat
15:26 I’m glad Tahir said it cuz I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂 like Tahir could leave and those two wouldn’t even notice!
this is like that episode of Zooming when Ketra was shooting her shot at Pat
I saw that damn episode. When was SHE shooting her shot?
@@curvyQT1 yeah I don't remember that at all
@@RKfMaster Right! She roasted the fuck out of Pat, tho! lol The only woman I have seen to go toe to toe with him
@@curvyQT1 she must have been on more than one episode because from the way she flirting on ZWTH is the main reason I click so fast . It was hilarious and I knew them being in the same room was going to be even better 😂
@@ArinsSecret Really? I only saw her on one episode of Zooming. Ketra is soo cute, tho. Too bad she is not really Pat's type
I love Ketra she's hilarious, Pat's eyes everytime she whispered some was jokes 😂😂😂. Tahir always fumbling but so clever with the jokes
Ketra was on Pat the way I wanna get on him....she beat me to the gotdam punch...& Tahir's literally sitting right there & ain't seen💩 ! HILARIOUS !
The way Pat skates over the flirts🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love her! Please have her back on the show soon. She's too funny 🤣🤣
@23:09 "Well you know the one that counts." ~ Ketra is so smooth with it haha
"Tahir don't need no mo drama" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not Ketra and Pat being boo'd up during the ads. I can't 😂😂
Bill Cosby style is so fucking hilarious to me 😭😭😭
Why did Tahir turn around like that when she said she was one of the cool kids??? Lmao!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ketra hella funny yo!!! She had me dying the whole show 🤣🤣🤣 Ty and Ketra needa both be on one show... that would be the greatest 💯
Tahir was struggling to concentrate on those ads 😂😂 but he pulled through 👌🏾💪🏾
I laughed so hard this episode 😂
SAME!!
Yooo I'm struggling to get past 15 minutes before dying of laughter 🤣🤣
Ketra to pat "go head bae" 1:00:50
Ketra came with BARS, new bars straight 🔥🔥🔥 pun ya head tops
KETRA funny asf I loved this episode ❤️💯
One thing bout country girls is when they flirt you might as well call it day .. you her's now 😆😆😆😆
I already know this is gon b hilarious 😭😂😂😂😂
Bruhhh!!! Tahir’s joke about putting on his draws to fast HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Yo Tahir was HILARIOUS this episode
Yup she's definitely from Alabama loool my family talk like that. Shout out to Fort Deposit 🤘🏾