I still think the 'SLICING HER THROAT WITH A RECORD!' part has to be one of my favorite Phelous freak-out moments. Well that and attacking the camera in Gingerdead Man 3.
The cartoony sound effects playing when this one character shows up reminds me of how in Halloween 5, clown sound effects jarringly play whenever two buffoony cops appear.
"She screeches constantly to keep air flowing" Oh, that is what you're supposed to be doing, and here i am laughing my ass off and almost dying because i cant breathe.
I remember renting this in the mid 90s. I like how Lisa and Brad treat the murders as minor nuisances at best. Their relationship drama is priority #1 for them throughout!
ColeVecsion This one clearly have. I have nothing against movies with a killer that targets mostly women but this is legit retarded and a bit offensive...
Why does every woman that shows her boobs die in this film? I'm half-expecting a chubby dude to walk around shirtless only to end up finding death as well lol.
TheNumnutRandomness Yeah I changed the clip because the old one I used wasn't very nice quality and I thought that would be a funnier one to use there anyway.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Thank God, that freaked me out too! I was looking at the 'originally aired 2010' thing and losing my mind over how long ago the Birdemic 2 review was O.o
Normally I don't by that whole, "This writer or director of insert horror fiction title here must really have insert prejudice here" but this and the Human Centipede series does have some deeply uncomfortable validity. They both feel like the sexualized themes are framed and written in ways that are not unnerving or uncomfortable just weirdly focussed on, more like a porn, if that makes sense.
Still one of your funniest reviews ever! “She screams at the top of her lungs, to maintain airflow” “They then change the combination on their locker until it annoys her to death” “Anyone but ME! *I LOVE ME!!”* 😂
Brad! I knew a ghost name Brad who lives in my mother's house. I would see Brad around in my room mostly as a child. I move away and never see Brad until I go over to my mother's house! lol
Should you be able to form words when your throat is cut open? Even if it didn't touch your larynx, I feel like you'd only be able to make "guh" noises.
Another great video, Phelan. Report the douches announcing their comment number. Announcing comment numbers should have died out back in 2010 like it was supposed to. Annoying number spam is annoying and unoriginal. Try writing something intelligent for once, people. You're all just being unoriginal and repetitive by announcing your comment number, which is spam. It's just an insignificant number, so just let it go already, people.
I fucking say fuck a lot. It's my fucking favorite fucking word. Some fuckers try to stop my fucks but I fucking keep saying fuck. Fuck, this is a really fucking annoying comment. But I don't fucking give a fuck! Great vid, thanks for an awesome review.
Dancing Phelous with sunglasses should be his own character. For some reason he always cracks me up.
I couldn't agree more. Kicks off the review beautifully!
Absolutely.
And the music is catchy as well !)
Too bad there is no way to get it but rip it from the movie, probably :)
I love the "she was the...love of...my...life?" bit.
***** Haha, yeah, that's my favorite too. I quote it sometimes.
+Gabriel Ramirez you...love? that...portion!
The ‘oh no, I have a pulse, but it’s fatal!’ bit has been living rent free in my head for over a decade now.
.... Im seriously watching every movie in his movie playlist and only watch through all of them because of phelous.
I've never seen anyone get murdered by a Dead or Alive song thanks Phelous!
I still think the 'SLICING HER THROAT WITH A RECORD!' part has to be one of my favorite Phelous freak-out moments. Well that and attacking the camera in Gingerdead Man 3.
A zombie fisherman? A ZOMBIE FISHERMAN
The cartoony sound effects playing when this one character shows up reminds me of how in Halloween 5, clown sound effects jarringly play whenever two buffoony cops appear.
"She screeches constantly to keep air flowing"
Oh, that is what you're supposed to be doing, and here i am laughing my ass off and almost dying because i cant breathe.
If you don't reset the ventilation, you're going to see some CRAZY stuff, man. keep that are blowin'.
Omg lol that fucking dance after u put on those 80s glasses was god damn hilarious I love it.
The Clue poison motif is one of my favorite gags
for some reason I have the triangle song in my head from u know.... triangle..........triangle,triangle,triangle,triangle, so catchy lol :-P
At the start of him watching this video, I was singing that in my head too, lol!
Oh my god, how many pulses are there
120 every minute XD
also OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
I remember renting this in the mid 90s. I like how Lisa and Brad treat the murders as minor nuisances at best. Their relationship drama is priority #1 for them throughout!
0:47 That funky as hell theme song made this movie's existence worth something no matter how terrible Fatal Pulse may be.
Someday, you should totally hold a "Joe Phelan" theme month :-P
+Winter Steele I don't think he calls himself that anymore tho.
+Winter Steele
he switched to joe estevez pretty quick, though i think he should've used the Sheen surname like his brother Martin
That would be appropriate. And I didn't know Joe Estevez went by that name, but I'm not a specialist on the guy.
Any relation?
I found it! The reason I like the "Dead or Alive" song. LP Record throat slicing - one of the funniest moments in -Horror- comedy!
3:16 Why does it sound like Unicron's about to order Galvatron to destroy the matrix?
So like did they ever explain what a "pulseless" virus is in the movie? I mean i doubt it but i was wondering if Phelous cut it or not.
8 years late, but it was Takayasu arteritis, which actually is called "Pulseless disease."
To quote MST3K "do you think alot of directors have issues with women?"
ColeVecsion This one clearly have. I have nothing against movies with a killer that targets mostly women but this is legit retarded and a bit offensive...
to quote MST3K
now
*_SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!_*
i think back then they did but today you dont see too much of that anymore
Imre Kovacs True. Except maybe things like law and order but, well, it's the theme of the show!
ColeVecsion What.
16:44 tbh the line flubing seems pretty realistic in that situation
Phelous dancing kills me lol
Everyone get out your red tape!
"SLICINGHERTHROATWITHARECORD!?" XD
Phelous, youuu geet the fuuuck....oouuuta heeeerrrre
Why does every woman that shows her boobs die in this film? I'm half-expecting a chubby dude to walk around shirtless only to end up finding death as well lol.
FanfareT.Loudest nipples= death
LOL! Would have been funny. Maybe Jason was the director?
[To the tune of "Edelweiss"]
Fatal Pulse, Fatal Pulse
What does that even me-ean?
Es-te-vez
Kills them dead
*BOING* sound means funny scene
There are boobs under a woman's shirt?!? *_BOING_*
extragirth64 do you remember writing this comment?
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Now I do.
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Not gonna lie, I started head-bobbing when the music came on. :|
Damn you Brad! How could you give information to the police? Ice Cube said "Fuck the police," not " Help them!"
"OH MY GOD, STEPHANIE STEPHANIE!? OH MY GOD!!"😂
technicly not having a pulse is fatal, as not having a pulse is a sign you're already dead....so the plot doesn't even make sence.
Two videos in a row with "Clue" references. :)
The bit about Brad appearing, was that a new clip? Is this like the gag in another video where you updated the joke?
TheNumnutRandomness Yeah I changed the clip because the old one I used wasn't very nice quality and I thought that would be a funnier one to use there anyway.
Phelan Porteous Yeah, I find this clip of Brad much more hilarious than the one from one of his 2010 Vlogs along with the Brad Tries... theme.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Thank God, that freaked me out too! I was looking at the 'originally aired 2010' thing and losing my mind over how long ago the Birdemic 2 review was O.o
15:37 lol best part of the movie
This nigga phelous got a genuine funny gene 😂😂
I honestly sometimes rewatch this review just to hear that catchy opening funk theme again. Easily the best part of the whole movie.
*Boing!*
Normally I don't by that whole, "This writer or director of insert horror fiction title here must really have insert prejudice here" but this and the Human Centipede series does have some deeply uncomfortable validity. They both feel like the sexualized themes are framed and written in ways that are not unnerving or uncomfortable just weirdly focussed on, more like a porn, if that makes sense.
Ah Brad you are still my man crush.
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again and again: Phelous movie reviews are the best!
Still one of your funniest reviews ever!
“She screams at the top of her lungs, to maintain airflow”
“They then change the combination on their locker until it annoys her to death”
“Anyone but ME! *I LOVE ME!!”* 😂
8:29 turned out she was the blade runner the entire time. From inside the house.
So no Internet ghost in this one? Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
15:35 "YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
" Did you kill them!?"
"Which one?"
Brad! I knew a ghost name Brad who lives in my mother's house. I would see Brad around in my room mostly as a child. I move away and never see Brad until I go over to my mother's house! lol
This must be where the record player ghost in Pulse 3 came from. They even play the same song!
80s Cheesiness intensifies.
Ominous brad cameo
7:34 well obviously it wasn't phelan, the person reviewing the movie can't be the killer IN the movie.
Should you be able to form words when your throat is cut open? Even if it didn't touch your larynx, I feel like you'd only be able to make "guh" noises.
Maybe the reason Joe was chewing so much scenery in this is because of how flat and lifeless the lead was. Gotta maintain some on-set balance.
09:40 - "If you want anything, just remember I am here for you. ... And also, so are my boobs."
There should legit be a movie where all the characters have psycho killer powers, or at least whoever is currently the strongest suspect.
Surprised no one ever pointed out that the opening theme sounds almost like rip off from “A View To A Kill”
So glad you're uploading everything to youtube. Blip kinda sucks to be honest , just because of the lack of playlists.
That boing noise when the unfunny comic relief entered paved the way for the laugh track in The Big Bang Theory.
15:36 quote of the movie
I’m gonna assume this is the last movie with the word pulse in the title 😅
Hmmm so THATS where the line is from🤔
6.2.22
Why is Judge Reinhold's voice in this movie?
15:35 For the meme.
"We've come from the mayor"
“I know, I know!”
Hope you do more Joe estevez movies.
Fun fact Joe phelan is an Estevez. Martin Sheens brother.
*looses a tablespoon of blood*
I'M DEAD BLEGHHHHHH x.x
Brad looks pretty fancy.
Dance party🥳
Also the director has your name?😅 interesting
I just got why you’re wearing THAT top🤣
Slender man is pulse meets the ring😞
80's intro nice
80s reference nice
Sadly, NOT the worst Joe Estevez movie.
Okay, here's a tough one-which is the worst Joe Estevez movie, this or Werewolf?
Review the cell
So why DID Phelous always die all the time in his early reviews???
Um….I guess it was a gag😅
That is Low Pulse
i have to admit. this movie looks SO awful, i found it hard to get through the review because of the clips alone
Joe Phelan is ACTUALLY (=P) Joe Estevez, the less succeesful brother of Martin Sheen and uncle of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.
When did this movie come out?
1988
when is this movie from? They say fuck a lot for such an old looking movie!
1988
So many tatas in the movie. Maybe that's the actual appeal here...
Another great video, Phelan.
Report the douches announcing their comment number.
Announcing comment numbers should have died out back in 2010 like it was supposed to.
Annoying number spam is annoying and unoriginal.
Try writing something intelligent for once, people.
You're all just being unoriginal and repetitive by announcing your comment number, which is spam.
It's just an insignificant number, so just let it go already, people.
Octavio Bannach Neither funny or clever.
You know I piss you off, so I'm gonna do it anyway.
This top comment aged poorly 😑
Hey!
This movie has a real hatred for women, it isn't very subtle about it.
Hey Phelous, hope you have a great day. Also here is an awful Bigfoot film Fiance
Ehrm I cant find pulse 2 in the list, is it not uploaded or does it have another name?
des5011 It hasn't been uploaded, and it must be some kind of copyright crap or something.
SpeedyEric1 ok ty
Wait what is being referenced in 8:17? I thought Steven Universe was the only show with a fusion dance in it
Dude are you serious? Its Dragon Ball Z, they did the fusion dance way before Steven Universe did.
@@aurangzebbaig4712 Dude I know that now, besides I only watched Dragonball when I was a toddler and I'm now 26 so you can see how foggy my memory is.
It's nowhere near the worst Joe Estevez movie. Let that sink in
"You! Get the fuck! Out of here!" As usual, he's the best thing in it
7:26 ????
Did Mr Saturn handle the sound effects of this movie? These boing effects are really out of place.
No joke he has your name?
He did with that fusion dance.
My first thought too
I fucking say fuck a lot. It's my fucking favorite fucking word. Some fuckers try to stop my fucks but I fucking keep saying fuck.
Fuck, this is a really fucking annoying comment. But I don't fucking give a fuck!
Great vid, thanks for an awesome review.
So, before the credits, is Phelous Dead or Alive?
Potatoes
Boing T-Shirt, eh? Eh heh heh HEH HEH!
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0:50 You know your white with dance moves like this xD
0:47 - 1:12 That is all you need to take away from this review. You’ll thank me later.
I wondered what did he say in 7:26? Anyone who tells me will win a cookie
The Blunder Twins I think it is "Slicing her throat with a record"
Ah, thank you ^^
Comic relief might not be funny but he sure is hot.
I think he said Pulselous Disease, not Pulseless Disease, Phelous.
Fuuuurst!! 1!!
that shirt is ickyyyyyyyyyyyyy