The Battle of Evesham 1265 AD
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2020
- Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clcr.me/BBattles_iOS ✅ ANDROID: clcr.me/BBattles_Android ✅ PC: clcr.me/BBattles_PC and get a special starter pack 💥Available only for the next 30 days
Disclaimer: Black Hole Battery Drainer is a parody, and not a real product available for purchase.
Music used:
BTS Prolog - Kevin MacLeod
Restless Native - Kevin MacLeod
Grave Blow - Kevin MacLeod
All This Scoring Action - Kevin MacLeod
Narrated by Dan Boud - danboud.com
Many thanks to my generous Patreon supporters: Admiralwaffles, Giancarlo Andujo, Aust, Victor Degliame, Mayonnaise, TraJon, Anders "Gaztro" Nyhammer, Admiral Hill, Benny McAllister, Vernon Swain-Nisbet, ShamPowWow, Douglas Shull, Paul Soullier, Razgriz Gundam, Faustas Aglinskas, Alexander Nikolas Gierczyk, ColinNRN, Coby Tang, Douglas Arndell, Charles Dooley, James Lovingood, Bodo Nuber, Yurnero, Kaidong Nie, Pete Yun, Paul Soullier, Jan L. Doskocil, Todd Loreman, Vincent Lam, Raymond Chiu, Alexandru Marton, Dane McAfee, Andrew Hord, Filip Dukat, Michael Barrett, Daniel Hulthen and Ken Ball! 
Развлечения
Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clcr.me/BBattles_iOS ✅ ANDROID: clcr.me/BBattles_Android ✅ PC: clcr.me/BBattles_PC and get a special starter pack 💥Available only for the next 30 days
Can you do Aztec and Incan battles, please?
@@alexanderkorol677 I would like to see him do a full Reconquista series
Can you do some Meji Restoration please
@@alexanderkorol677 I would be happy with literally any subject as long as it doesn't come with raid duct taped to it
Maybe make a video about battle of Carrhae
"This video was sponsored by [Useless app you'll never install]"
"No, just kidding, this video was sponsored by [Useless app you'll never install]"
Herre Noort but the latter one is a horrendous casino predator.
I love how raid is just a wallet drainer. Almost like they were making fun of it.
Useless!?
This video only exists thanks to the app.
I'd never imagine someone would sponsor people unlikely to use their products (or that people would complain about it)
@@Pyxis10 They are the raiders xD
Dude, don't say that. They'll cut the sponsorship and then we lose this content.
I swear if you ever get rid of this narrator, we riot.
I agree I preffer my dosage of history with this narrator .
Alexander Knight I feel like you’re saying he’s British...
Alexander Knight I heard he was South African
Rory Mosley well that’s what he sounds like - a Saffa who has lived over here for awhile.
@@rorymosley9356 Really? He sounds like an Aussie to me?
I wonder if Raid: Shadow Legends is gonna legit sponsor the next war, so all future videos on the battles there will have to bring it up
"Gentlemen! Today is the day! All our training... all the blood, sweat, and tears we've shed to get to this moment... today, WE MAKE IT COUNT!
Soon, we'll make our final stand!
But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends! This free to play fantasy..."
Looking at what the company who makes it is part of, it's not even too far fetched
"Launch the nuclear missiles"
"The ones sponsored by raid shadow legends"
Given their seemingly bottomless advertising budget, starting a war doesn't seem unrealistic
On radio
Commander: We need artillery support on these coordinates!
Artillery commander: Right away! But first a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends...
"We get it, Raid is everywhere, but at this point, aren't you just a little bit curious?"
No.
Eh, I am. A bit. A tiny teeny weeny wee itsy bitsy little bit.
I have enough games
@@Briselance like your penis
Now, the battery drainer on the other hand...
Also "The game has daily login rewards"
I lived in Evesham and still am working there. It is quite funny cause nothing else happened in that town since this battle. So everything is still about it ! You take the Simon de Montfort bridge, go to have a walk on the "battlefield" etc.
Locals make a medieval festival every year replaying the battle and what i found very funny is that you could hear some locals "Oh if we had done that move, we would have won the battle" i just wanted to tell them "Hey guys it was 800 years ago ! Bloody turn the page!"
It's the same in Lewes hahahah
Hahaha and I thought it was bad in Murfreesboro Tennessee!
I think the most eventful thing that's happened in Evesham after this battle was when they brought back that Whale and kept its Jaw just by the river.
Is... is Evesham that small and uneventful? :-P
800 years later the Welsh, having bailed, all became union business agents in Canada, "facing off" against Brit lawyers who also have just arrived. some battles never end.
I swear, these videos are like movies to me I can't stop watching them.
I know right.
We hear a lot about Edward Longshanks, but nobody talks about his amazing cousin Edward Shortarms!
Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most cancerous games out there at the moment. But im glad you are getting some money out of it. If it keeps the channel afloat you keep doing that sponsorship and Ill keep skipping over the ad and we are all happy
That seems fair
I also click the referral links in the description to get BB some extra cash. But no way I'm installing that game.
@@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp Because it's a bad game that is advertised falsely. Almost every word they say is more or less scripted, and most of it is straight up lies or not quite truths.
@@cameronmcallister7606 I've played it before it became the forced meme of the year. The graphics are nice for a mobile game which isn't saying a lot but the turn based battle system is what I liked the most. Obviously, since it's a gacha style game, you have to pour in thousands of dollars to be a top competitor but who's doing that if you don't already have the capital to do so? With that said, even the good games eventually get overly greedy and the entire experience starts to suffer for it because the developers begin to cater to whales first and foremost. I'm talking about unique in-game events whose items are solely attainable by inputting even more real life money into it. That's the real scam and how they get you is by drawing you in with the rest of the experience.
@@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp Bad game, false advertised and the games owners break the law by claiming they dont pay people to advertise the game lol.
Simon in 1264: It's over Henry! I have the high ground!
Simon in 1265: You underestimate my power!
"Have you meet my son, Edward? Everyone calls him 'Hammer of the Scots'. No idea why. Anyway, wanna rumble?"
So Raid's new tactic is to start with a fake sponsorship? Still never gonna install it
so you saw danks new vid too eh?
Guess so, Cynical Reviews had one too.
The disease is mutating, attempting to adapt.
@@ARC5 yep
Saw that too, having seen the last Mad Lad.
Edward: "It's over Montfort, I have the High Ground."
Simon: "You underestimate my power."
"No I didn't."
"Awwww."
Edward: "Don't try it"
*He tried it*
Admittedly I the Welsh had helped ...
I almost did a facepalm when I saw the white flags on the Welsh infantry.
“...Welshmen will not yield.”
But they did.
Nah they just decided to let the English kill eachother lol
@@VaughanDee93 and got erased by Edward few years later
@@ksodz1397 Then my homeboy Wallace came and spanked his bum
@@VaughanDee93 an then traitor wallace was defeated publicly shamed and executed
@CemtecUk Learn about conquest of wales by Edward. And fate of the last welsh princes
" The younger Simon came to Evesham just in time to see his father's head atop a pike" (wiki)
oops...
And theres why you give no quarter to your enemies because you can be sure as shit they won't to you. If Simon had taken Henry and Edwards head he likely would have been disliked by the nobility but who cares? they hated him and didn't help him anyway.
@@pokeman5000 you can't just kill monarchs btw
@@torinjones3221 Yes you can. Just ask the French.
@kpb96m1 Why would you think people would have just let him rule the lands? The only reason he was actually allowed to rule the lands now was most likely because he captured Henry and Edwards. They were his most valuable assets.
@kpb96m1As a king in that period you did not really need to have to keep the masses fed to keep the rule. You had to keep the purse of your direct vassal full. Simon himself had food, was sheltered and safe, and had a shit load of freedom compared to most. Yet he is the one who took power from the sitting king, not peasants.
While not impossible. It was very rare in those times for peasants to group up and rebel. At least on a scale that it worried a king or that he even had to get involved.
So to keep those lords loyal to the king in check he needed to have the king as a prisoner. If he killed them the war would most likely have continued. Or worse a succession war that might have involved foreign rules.
Also to note. Simon lost power because a lord released the prisoner. Not because peasant released him, but a disgruntled vassal.
See ruclips.net/video/rStL7niR7gs/видео.html&ab_channel=CGPGrey for a great and simple explanation about this.
I was born in Evesham and I’m so glad this battle is getting attention!
Then you know Evesham is in England not Wales as some seem to think.
War... War never changes. Squares fighting other squares for being different colours, for they do not see that they are the same, and so history will repeat itself until the very end... But I hope that one day all squares will unite. That each square no matter their colour or origin can come together - and fight the circles of the world instead.
They look like rectangles to me
what if the circles are the same color as the squares. should they too unite
@@Jam77229 Then, everything changed when the Triangle Nation attacked.
@@bobbob-yr4bh Don't be ridiculous, circles and squares are natural enemies.
Also it's wrong to call squares rectangles, and you should all know that. Don't be racist
@@Zelein should have known
Geography note: There are 10 rivers called Avon in the UK and it comes from the Welsh word Afon, meaning 'river'.
suxcawks same for Germany and France from the Germanic and Gaelic words for ‘river’
Ah yes, the River River!
If only school professors use this method while teaching history,much more people would find the subject more interesting.
I've send my brother a few of these videos, along with kings and general's and 10 minute history, and hes actually used a couple.
Especially during the corona lockdown.
ThePridestalker honestly
@@erikjohnson5549 I believe so,if I had these during my time at school,I am sure I would nail history class
This sort of history is fun, yes, but not particularly informative compared to its academic counterpart.
I guess it's just far too time consuming for the amount of stuff they have to teach.
"Earl Simon decided to pitch tents and rest for the night..."
Niiiiiiiice 👀
Glad to see this battle getting attention, I've been in the Battle of Evesham reenactment event all three times it's been on, the first being in 2015 at the 750th anniversary.
Great battle, and a fun event for a medieval reenactor in the UK to immerse themselves in the medieval period and socialize with other enthusiasts after bashing each other's brains in not an hour before.
Henry III is the inspiration for Tytos Lannister - the toothless lion - in Game of Thrones, where as Edward is the inspiration for Tywin Lannister.
Tywin died of patricide on the commode, but Edward died of diarrhea. Both had shitty ends (when they died!)
We’d rather have the black hole then Raid shadow legends
*than. "Then means you want them both, but Black Hole first.
@@Oxnate At least that way you wouldn't be able to play Raid.
I think we can all thank Baz's Battles for continuing to make great videos in uncertain times!
"Scotland, Wales, and France all had the same problem. And its name was Edward the First."
Just wait for Edward the Fourth
Only Philip was capable of match him he kicked ass everywhere else including the Holyland. A most remarkable king, sadly his son inherited a lot of traits from his less adequate ancestors John and Henry III.
The king of England, a cruel pagan known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the throne of Scotland for himself.
@@bulletflight Henry VI was a great boon for France. They reversed much of their losses under his father and revitalised their monarchy.
man i hate longshanks because of brave heart to this day lol, nice villain portrail...
Nothing as satisfying as watching different colour boxes fight once again :)
So I guess 'simon says' wasn't all that popular in England.
Nice
5:21 Uneasy agreement with "Griffith"? Oh damn, Simon never knew he and his followers are sacrifices. Yikes
Ah yes, the Prince of Wales who did nothing wrong.
@Aron Humphreys Nothing, of course
“Murder at Evesham for battle it was not” contemporary comment as for the fleeing Welsh some tried to cross the river at offenham ferry to the east of the town but we’re almost killed to a man in a field still called deadman’s ait
When I think of Edward longshanks I see the guy from braveheart. That dude was a great actor and played the role perfectly
Your joking right that film was complete Shite
@@smguk2412 historically inaccurate but a great film on its filmmaking and storytelling merits
The battle was about to begin!
I mean... Raid literally *_IS_* a battery drainer
And it isn't nearly as efficient or honest as Black Hole Battery Drainer! I call scam on that! Where's our Black Hole Battery Drainer?
Actually is more on misuse of our electronic device that led to draining battery. It is already bad idea to play a phone while charging. Giving inefficiency in the process.
Before you say it is a joke, it wasn't funny, that it is why I despise some jokes in the comment section who used tired meme to gain cheap joke where you could have benefit a good joke like in Door Monster comment section.
@@yaujj65 It doesn't change how much more effective and honest Black Hole Battery Drainer is compared to Raid: Shadow Legends.
Nero Bernardino I might not have knowledge on that game, but it does not mean every mention of the ad everybody goes elastic. We “like” the Black Hole because it is a genuinely funny joke made by a documentaries who acts serious most of the time. Yes mobile game ads is annoying, I will admit, does that mean we should be hating about? Just ignore it and sigh at yourself instead making pointless comments. Complain certainly won’t change anything and felt like hate becoming the new meme for people to say which one to hate like refusing to accept new and always think it is bad.
Look, I played Raid: Shadow Legends and if there's one thing I can say for experience is: The ads are on the gray line between your typical ad - kinda true but a lot of embellishments - and outright false advertising. The progression and its associated microtransactions aren't bad enough to be illegal but are enough to make it so you don't have any hope of getting anything good without throwing money at the game - and even then it isn't guaranteed.
I do understand your point of "ads are annoying, but should we be hating on them?" I truly do. The problem here is that the game which is having its ads plastered on damn near everything is one that has some rather aggressive monetization (and, if I'm not mistaken, violates the ToS of Google Playstore itself.)
ruclips.net/video/eCpg8eHqf0s/видео.html
Here, more info about the whole thing. I could try and explain everything but, as you will likely notice (by watching Muta's vid or even looking things up by yourself), I'm not the more informated nor the more adequate to do so.
Sorry for any mistakes, english isn't my main language.
*snap*
"Oh now, you've done it, you've created an omen, mr banner man!"
"Omens only work because you believe them to."
"Bad omen!!! We're screwed!"
*Simon sighs*
"Don't worry, this epic speech will set you lot right as rain!"
"It's also raining, and t'ain't right to begin with!"
*Simon sighs again*
"Simon says, charge!"
"Uh... run away!"
"The cavalry won, because they did what I told them to! You hear that infantry? You're losing Simon Says!"
Edward: "You're about to lose more than that!"
*Simon sights again*
When you did the commercial about the battery drainer, I literally thought I was tripping for a few seconds
Finally you show the might of Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots!
I live in Newport! I'd never heard of that blockade before and it is fascinating to learn of its significance - thank you!
Evesham is where i was born and have lived all my life. if anyone ever visits the town there is a hidden monolith like statue in the middle of a public but very rarely visited forest which commemorates the battle and all those who died.
At 5:17, the portrait for Simon the Younger is the same as for Llywelyn ap Gruffudd at 5:23. Unless they were secret twins or one is the secret identity of the other, I think this might have been a mistake. :D
Other than that, great video! :)
In a later video, we do see how Llewelyn ap Gruffudd looks like. So, I guess maybe Baz wasn't able to find a picture of him but found it after publishing the video. I think it's just Simon de Simon de Montfort's (or Simon the Younger) portrait.
I also agree with the last part :)
The video has been out for 2 minutes. I already love it
With all this isolation because of Corona, I have been waiting for this for weeks. Great video, as always you leave me satisfied for history and knowledge!
Don't isolate then sheep
Great video! Love it that you cover lesser known conflicts like this
Always makes my day when the OG of historic battles uploads.
No one could deny Edward Longshanks was a competent ruler.
This makes recovering from Covid-19 so much easier for me
Thank you so much for these spectacular videos
honestly its so good to finally hear somebody pronounce Worcester and Gloucester correctly
the king must've been so proud of his son
Thank you for the story baz, it is really some great quality vids !
It's interesting to learn more about Edward Longshanks outside of the War for Scottish Independence.
That rain effect was so subtle yet immersive. Amazing as always.
True, i felt i was a spectator on the battlefield. I even turned back to see if it was raining near where i was sitting
Thanks for a wonderful video!
The plot twist is that Black Hole Battery Drainer is actually Raid Shadow Legends in disguise.
??????????????????????
@@pavelmachytka5604 I... might had been drunk when I wrote that lol
What i like most about your videos are the little stories at the end.
Hey, bit surprised to see something about Evesham on RUclips. I grew up and lived there for more than 30 years until about 9 months ago.
11:45
"Our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPRAY!"
LOLOL
@@paladinm109a6 My lord! Your comment has fallen! A CUTTING BROW!
great content man, its really easy to listen to and watch
Been dying for another one of these!!
Calm collective narration.
The script is acceptable, but the narrator, Dan Boud, is exceptional. His mastery of grammar and sentence structure is lightly worn and informs the story. He is not distant like many imported narrators, nor is he breathless with enthusiasm, but there in the moment, bringing the political and military events alive. I imagine this comes from studious preparation, and perhaps a love of history too . . .
I missed this! Thank you!
BazBattles you are the best, you should study the battle of Tolentino between Murat king of Naples and the austro-hungarian army.
Maaan
I really like ur naration it doesnt get borring, in the contrary gets more and more interesting
And the way u explaining with good montage and animation
Keep up the good work its really perfect and thank you for sharing those informations with us.
Fantastic work
Soooo since the bridge was blocked did Edward and his army slaughter the rebels who ran away back to town or did they become prisoners or ...?
Slaughtered to a man, apparently. Someone who lived in Evesham told me according to legend, the Welsh were wiped out in less than an hour by Edward's cavalry, after they fled towards the river.
This battle in particular was bloody,normally noblemen were taken for random in this period but Evesham was noted as having very little chivalry on display with almost all being killed.
the chronicles wrote
"The murder of Evesham for battle it was none"
It is also said that Montfort's troops were chased as far as Tewkesbury around 12 miles away and the gardens and streets of evesham were themselves the sites of bloodshed
Yeah I used to live in Evesham and walked across the bridge every day to work, they have some great info boards up around the ‘battle’ site - it wasn’t a battle, it was a massacre
A famous quote written at the time which you can read on a memorial at the battlefield here says that it should be called the 'murder of Evesham' not the 'battle of Evesham'.
I doubt the Welsh would have been popular around there, and they'd have had little assistance in escaping from the locals. Edward and the Royal faction would have been wanting to send a message.
Sensational thank you!
I watch these for "Contingent" "full route" and "royal retinue"
Feel like it's been forever since your last video, miss you guys
Love these videos, you should do them more often
Good to know you still making awesome video
Love these recent themes! First Barons War would also be an interesting campaign to cover.
Tommy G I completely agree with you because the Robin Hood movie with Russell Crowe in it takes place during the first barons war
Same with Kings and Generals, a channel just like this one.
Tancred de Hauteville I know what you mean and I really love the kings and generals RUclips channel a lot
I’m not a big fan of kings and generals, they just seem to copy other successful RUclipsr styles like bazbattles but somehow have the means to throw out masses of content more regularly. Their research isn’t that great either beyond Wikipedia level and they lack the personality of people like bazbattles, invicta or historia civilis. Just my opinion though and I still follow them in case they pop up with something that really interests me
Tommy G oh okay well I mean I haven’t seen any RUclips videos on the battles of panipat and kings and generals has great videos on that and other great battles and wars like they did one on the Gallipoli campaign in ww1 the winter war of ww2 the falklands war the Korean War the first Arab siege of Constantinople aka Istanbul
Big up the sham , can still find bits of swords and things down in the meadow.
It occurs to me rebellion is pretty bad for either leader. You essentially increase the relative and potentially the quantitative power of your upper class. Decreasing your control over the country. But you force the other side to do the same.
So essentially whichever leader wins the rebellion is in a weakened position, compared to the nobility of the winning side who benefit the most. Having more land. And larger militaries. And getting more in all probability.
From this view we can see that the essential question in a rebellion is if the nobles under you think they can win. Barring illogical thought. And how well you can win without giving away to much. And the post rebellion rebuild. Which includes reconsolidating your power base not only from the opposition, but your own people.
Gibberish mate.
thnks for another great video!
This speaker is great! It is the best voice of all history channels!
lol that battery drainer is actually good for pranks. 🤣
♪ And who are you, the proud lord said
That I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
♪
♪ In a coat of gold or a coat of red
A lion still has claws
And mine are long and sharp, my lord
As long and sharp as yours
♪
♪ And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
With no one there to hear
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
♪
As long as they're paying our undervalued history Bois Raid can stay.
Based on this map, the site of Simon de Montfort's death is now a Premier Inn
I see a new "BazBattles" video, I click.
May I just point out that Edward’s nickname “Longshanks” wasn’t given to him into the first Anglo-Scottish War a few years later as King Edward 1st which is the same war he became “Hammer of the Scots”
Yeah, but it's the nickname he's best known by.
Hammer of the Scots was given him by much later historians
@@walkinginhistory1918 no it's on his tomb
Brilliant presentation!
Hey buddy...
Great fan of your videos.....
Will be cool to see any ancient Indian battle done by you .....
Never would I of thought to hear about a battle so close to home, I'm from redditch which is the next town over, Literally a 10 minute drive if that.
No the next town over would be alcester...but pretty close though.
@@Simon-eu2hz I would honestly say redditch is closer, it literally takes 5 minutes in a car
Very well told story Sir! Hats off. I completely understand why it takes awhile between episodes. But this way they all fit together. The Alexander the great saga is indeed an important document. It allows a lot of subtext to be added by the listener. So who was Montfort really? I believed in a comment earlier but in this episode it is implied that he may have become overconfident. Even paranoid. Don't hesitate the Stalin saga. He had 24 limousines so he could change every day. In fear of being assasinated. "But that is a story for another time."
Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!
Sure it's a money drain if you're rich and stupid enough, but you can legit do basically everything without paying a penny, as someone who put more hours into it than they'd like to admit. 😂
Raid: Shadow Legends is not a mediocre mobile game, Raid: Shadow Legends is everywhere... not by chance. I play it everyday...
@@iagoporto5522 You poor, poor soul.
@@akiramasashi9317 ...said the Asiatic, worshiper of dogs and snakes!
@@akiramasashi9317 May our Lord God help you friend...
This narrator makes history studying fun
I’m only here for the narrator
Fantastic as always
Great video! I have been waiting for a new video for weeks :]
5:24 Llywelyn accidentally has the picture of Simon the younger
Where have you been! This quarantine is killing me. Been waiting on new vids!
You guys are saving my life😃
I live in Kenilworth and proud for what he started
0:47 ok ok you got me lol
the sound design was great, so immersive
this is soooo cool to watch my town is on the river Severn and i got to college in Worcester
also its pronounced evshum
YESSSSS I ALWAYS LOVE BAZBATTLES
Brave of you to confess that.
Oh man I have missed this voice and background score. Finally voicegasm
The legend is back
The start of a very interesting life for the Prince Edward.
Bucketheadhead i would sort of agree with you on that but it would also be the start of the man who would go onto conquer Scotland
Oh yeah. It's widely theorized that Edward's trademark heavy-handedness once he became King was a direct result his youth spend observing his father being walked all over by his barons, by the French and Scottish Kings, and by pretty much anyone who had even a tiny bit of backbone. Henry III was just the worst, and seeing how much his father sucked at being King most likely made Edward hyperconscious against slights against the honor and reputation of the English Crown once he became King himself.
Chase Dolan No doubt an absolutely ruthless King, but at least his conquest of Scotland was not so total as to become a permanent state of affairs.
Bucketheadhead well to me it’s a state of affairs because I am part Scottish
Chase Dolan As am I, yet I don’t see how anything Edward I accomplished relates to our current state of affairs.
Excellent, informative work as always. You guys remain the ur-example of what makes good colored map history. I’d be interested in reading about the primitive form of representative government you mentioned de Montfort establishing. Do you have a recommended source on that!
YES A NEW VIDEO! Good bye sleep, hello BazBattles!
And omg the sponsor troll, love it. Absolutely love it!
Love this channel
everytime i play Total War i imagine this narrator explaining my battles in detail