WannaB2 【Alpha Kids】
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- Опубликовано: 12 фев 2014
- Single for Vday? The Alpha kids will keep you company. Not single? Uh. They can still keep you company.
Rebloggable/Downloadable/More HQ with Easter Egg: thealphakids.co.vu/post/765928...
Thanks for listening!
Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
/ aki-ran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
/ behold-theturtle
Roxy: Emmi
/ presidentrabbit
Jake: Trick
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Lyrics:
ROXY: Happy Valentines Daaaaaay!
JANE: Ah, get off my lap, Ro-lal!
JAKE: Holy moley, Roxy! There's such thing as being too liberal with the booze, y'know?
ROXY: C'mon Jakey, get into the spirit! You know, we need some music!
JANE/JAKE: Oh no.
ROXY: Hit it Di-Stri!
DIRK: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
ROXY: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
JANE: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
JAKE: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
DIRK: [ROXY huhs] I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna-
ROXY: Tap that ass!
JANE: I can be your lifeline if you submit, obey.
JAKE: I can be a tad bit dense but I've a dapper way.
JANE: If you go breaking my sheltered heart,
JAKE: We'll lay you out, so run, we'll give you a head start.
ROXY: Hey lemme give you some advice, just before we get it down,
DIRK: If you wanna get with us, you better give the prince his crown.
ROXY: We'll take a shot with you, just don't pull on any tricks.
DIRK: If you do it fucking right, we'll award [reward] you with a kiss.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style. (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you'll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we've got some time for you,
But hope's a fickle thing and the void ain't meant for two.
ROXY: Oh, what'll you do about that? We're an all for one deal.
DIRK: And you can't pry one off us, that's just unreal.
ROXY: We won't be judging; sit it down for a spell.
DIRK: One wrong move and I'll have your ass sent to hell.
ROXY: Dirk!
JANE: And we're not all that you see, there's a lot to us, you know!
JAKE: We can give you just a chance, so sit back and watch the show!
JANE: We're just looking for some fun, love isn't just for haste.
JAKE: It also makes a friend that will never be replaced.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you'll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we've got some time for you,
But hope's a fickle thing and the void ain't meant for two.
DIRK: Yo, here's a bit from wave to tooth, you wanna get with us, you gotta learn to shoot.
We got Jane at her place, she takes things at her pace
We got Jake a double pistol wink on it, Roxy sees and she ain't to skeeve, and she's a real nice breeze.
And as for me, I ain't for free.
ROXY: Sit your booty down; the shots are going 'round!
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going 'round!
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you'll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we've got some time for you,
But hope's a fickle thing and the void ain't meant for two.
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!
ROXY: You gotta (JANE: Bake!), you gotta (JAKE: Shoot!), you gotta (DIRK: Fight!), you gotta shake, you gotta, (JANE:slam), (JAKE: slam), (DIRK: slam), (ALL: slam!)
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going 'round!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going 'round!
1... 2... 3... 4!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going 'round!
Sit your booty down and tap that ass!
ALL: If you wanna be our lovers! 
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Usually people have Dirk as a bore and stuck up and cold. But I like how this portrays him.
same here dude
SEVEN YEARS AGO BUT SO FUCKING REAL HE IS A FUCKING DORK MAN PEOPLE **USED TO** MISREPRESENT HIM SO MUCH
(Imagine if someone sees this)
Everyone is talking about Dirk's voice when I'm melting over Jane's voice. Totally my headcannon for her.
THANK YOU
Right!?
headcanon dirk voice!!!
1:31
That's Dirk's laugh
You're all welcome in case you wanna go back to that part
I'm just replying this over and over again thank you
MystiQuest thank
Someone needs to get that audio and just have his laugh on loop
@@galacticmoonwolf8462 i can do that with an app on my computer
dIRK NO STOP BEING CUTE
THATS DAVES JoB
Dirks laugh made me fucking melt.
Liz Howard Me too X3
Same here
Luckily I am too
everyone is talking about Dirk's laugh when Roxy says "DARK!" and i'm just drooling over his super dope rapping at 1:58
Dirks laughter after Roxy scolds him. I just oh my jegus glubbing grist... x33
I dunno why but I burst out laughing the second both Jane and Jake said "oh no" simultaneously
Dirk's laugh... oh gog be still me heart
Was that supposed to be a pun
+T3R3Z1 PYROP3 probably
Dirk and Jakes voice is driving me crazy. I love this
dirks. freaking. laugh made me melt. dear god
Omg! Turtle truly makes the best Dirk. Ah, that laugh was just
ok hear me out this song actually really suits them and their relationship with each other
SO TRUE
My friends and I can't stop singing this, the ironic part is there are four of us, 2 guys and 2 girls xD
+karkat strider hey me and three friends cannot stop singing that . :) 1girl, 3boys
Karkat Strider OMG, same with my group.
HEADCANNON THESE VOICES!
I melted at Dirk's laugh omg
Coming back to this I hope ya'll regret nothing because this is still ridiculously adorable. I thought I'd cringe but. Nostalgia instead. A+++.
Dirks laugh tho
Holy shit that was adorable
DIRKS TiNY LAUGH SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT I AM DEAD
Jake's voice!!!!!
Only fitting I listen to this on Valentine's Day.
Brings back memories, it does. I feel nostalgic, heh.
I love Alpha songs! You need to make more, it's addicting.
I LOVE Dirks voice! He needs to make some more PLEAASSEE!!!
This is why I ship them all together :)...... :,) Dirk Jesus Christ you really do scare the shit outta me.
You should really do that Bring me to life with the whole "Dave me from the dirk" thing :PP
Totally spending my valentine's day here
Nothing has slapped harder lmh
*dies* These voices are soooo perfect help I am dead
If dirk was older as he is when Dave is around
His voice would be
FRIGGEN
H O T
I've literally been waiting all year to listen to this.
Dirks voice is so amazing hnng
Dirk: I ain't for free
Me: I WILL PAY ANY PRICE PLEASE
How is this my first time hearing this I-
and caliborn comes in and. explodes
I fucking love Dirks laugh
I'ts funny my friends and i still sing this and I play Jake cause I'm the only European one
Dirk and Roxy: My friends
Jane and Jake : Me
I'm sorry but it's trueeeeee
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2021 LOSERS
This song is like.... the best thing ever holy crap XD
Why am I JUST FINDING THIs
PERF!!!
This just became one of my favorite things
before i read homestuck i legit thought that all the alpha kids were dating each other.
omg , Dirk's voice
0:16 i feel like I've been trolled and I've been trolled hard
UGH i loooooove all your voices, sooo much
H3Y S1ST3R!
You guys are seriously the best!!
the second it stared i screamed NOOOOOOPPPEEE
This makes me so happy
Happy Valentine's Day! ~
I love the alphas sm they’re so silly
I don't care what anyone says, I enjoys this song. It's cute and silly and makes me smile :)
Played this for my friend cuz they were shipping their OC with dirk and tried to leave out the other alpha kids...
Me with my friends on a regular friday night at like midnight
I need more of these songs in my life :S
That was beautiful!
Dirk sound great! ^w^
I was just listening them talk then... DIRK JUST FUCKING SINGS AND I MELT AND I LOVE IT ACTUALLY 😣💦💖🔥
Can I just say, this literally made me burst out laughing.
All your fucking songs light me up
I love this XD I really friggin love this, and your other songs :D the alpha kids are my favorites though XD
You guys are awesome!
I love it. ;u;
This is beautiful oh my gog. I love it XD
XD Holy shit I am dying here
*dies of exorbiant amounts of happiness*
When they say slam Dirk sounds like he is saying slash
This is great
OMG YES
Polycule Entry Requirements
"Tap dat a"
XDDDD
HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS
This is the best thing in the world
there's a troll version of this
So much YES
DIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!! SOOOO PERFECT!!!! *cries*
ITS TOO CATCHY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Acelover3000 why? that can't happen this song explains the alpha kids the relationships with each other.
THIS JUST HAPPENEd
thiS JUST
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
well wHAT WAS I EXPECTING MAN
ILISM
who else is watching this on Valentine's Day?
is it possible to marry a voice
my brain hurts
At 2:50 ish did I hear rolal saying 'five', or is it just me...?
9h.. This is very.. Interesting..
Now my grubhood ii2 ruiined
Wannab2
Why the fuck does everyone think Roxy is supposed to sound like that? Ech. She's from Rainbow Falls, not Jersey shore.
[♌️] HOT >:3
2:35
Why does thus sound like a Bopit
everyone's talking about roxy jane or dirk what about jake I love his voice I also ship dirkjake
dirk's voice oh my goodness making me have homosexual thoughts and shit
....i love homestuck but this makes me cringe XDD idk why tbh (cuz i made a weird hs cover song too- )
Eridan Ampora Aranea Serket Jake English
((lost headphones, is it nsfw? ))
No, not really its 'so i TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT' but alpha kids singing it so roxy
Okay.
Urmahgurt
That was beautiful
Cringe, so much cringe, I'm sorry
Is it just me or is the Jane really annoying sounding?
+Peri the Pie lmaooooooo itsa me mario
+Slowest Bro what? i find roxy's voice is annoying . jane's voice sounds nice
Alice Serket Roxy has that Jersey thing going on but she can make it sound natural, but the Jane here just sounds like she's trying way too hard and it almost feels like she's in pain struggling to keep up with the other three singers
I think they all sound fine......
you realize that the person who posted this video does the voice of Jane?