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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  3 года назад +3

    PKA 378 PODCAST CLIPS (Previous Episode) ►► ruclips.net/p/PL3TI5YrC9y_3OUnaK2IS7k4uFy6V8-j4D

    • @hmu958
      @hmu958 3 года назад

      Not one of the better up loads. Audio is poor for Woody. Cant hear sheet.

    • @PKAClips
      @PKAClips  3 года назад

      @@hmu958 the audio input on the some of the episodes in the past weren’t recorded correctly so it sounds unbalanced. I fixed it in post as best as it could be before uploading the clips though.

    • @hmu958
      @hmu958 3 года назад

      @@PKAClips will have to put on the headphones later. I do enjoy the bible talk you guys have.

    • @themostcivilizedsavage2561
      @themostcivilizedsavage2561 3 года назад

      I went to a museum in Chicago one time. They perceived Cain having horns and more hair. He also had kids which is where the line comes from. Eh. Esah. Hairy. Anyways, he was shot by his nephew as perceived as an animal in the wild one day while on the hunt. Or so the museum said. So, when you say on the forehead and hands. Well, hairy and horns. Eh... No reason anyone praises a goat headed deity... It's weird...

    • @themostcivilizedsavage2561
      @themostcivilizedsavage2561 3 года назад

      I'm thirteen minutes in and that's what we call hell. Or purgatory. Paying for your actions. So, in what ever after life in fiction land you believe. You'll pay for your actions with a car warranty call... That's a prayer of hate to you or something... Eh... Sooner or later you'll be forgotten. Me, I want to be Achilles. When ever it hurts, I blame him. When ever I walk anywhere and it works. I thank him.... I love the real talk on old things though, thanks.

  • @mindtraveller100
    @mindtraveller100 3 года назад +45

    19:20 Kyle - "How do we get the money to God?"
    Well, i have a simple system: i throw the money into the air; whatever money He picks, it´s His, whatever falls on the ground, i keep it. I think it works very well...

    • @apenguingames4305
      @apenguingames4305 2 года назад +1

      I’ll remember this for life and use it on occasion till I succumb to old age. Thank you

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps 2 года назад +3

      Would be hilarious if your money just vaporized in mid air 🤣

  • @philtrip783
    @philtrip783 3 года назад +48

    I’d make a scene if my church automatically took money from my account

    • @jakejutras5420
      @jakejutras5420 3 года назад +6

      Well... you would have to give them your account information...

    • @justinmartin4662
      @justinmartin4662 2 года назад +2

      Why? Your supposed to give 10% of your income..
      But I’m going to guess that’s one of many aspects of your religion that you don’t acknowledge. It must be nice to pick and choose without feeling ridiculous.
      Unless you were writing hypothetically, I sure hope so.

    • @Meatrocket69
      @Meatrocket69 2 года назад

      @@justinmartin4662 how do even know what religion he is? You’re just a moronic bible thumper your god isn’t even real

    • @alexanderxul
      @alexanderxul 2 года назад +1

      @@justinmartin4662 lol

    • @UNITDW
      @UNITDW 2 года назад

      @@justinmartin4662 that’s Muslims, Christians are supposed to engage in almsgiving but there isn’t a specified amount to give in the New Testament for Christians.

  • @ailbrown1000
    @ailbrown1000 2 года назад +6

    Imagine in David and Goliath it says " goliaths shield, the size of an average car hood".

  • @knightscroftsquire-muldoon
    @knightscroftsquire-muldoon 2 месяца назад +2

    When Kyle was talking about Kane bring depicted with horns, in the Bible Abraham and/or Moses(I'm not 100% on which or if it was both) is also mentioned as having horns and is depicted in art with horns as well. I've never read about Kane having them but I'm going to read up on that. On Abraham and Moses, I've read that it's a metaphor for a crown and it's Jewish tradition of some kind that the horns symbolize that. Very interesting!

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis 3 года назад +8

    20:54 FPS Kyle and David Koresh, both famously had trouble with the BATFE(ces).

    • @tate_g
      @tate_g 3 года назад +5

      """"non permitted guns""""

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 3 года назад +14

    11:25 wow I thought Kyles screen was frozen he didn't even smirk at that funny joke

  • @rebellorebellion
    @rebellorebellion 3 года назад +11

    My parents never really forced religion on my siblings and me we really didn't go to church aside from like funerals and stuff like that I did do my first communion but that's it I guess that's why I'm more forgiving on religion since it wasn't force on me

    • @philtrip783
      @philtrip783 3 года назад +5

      My father went each week he could and would ask us if we wanted to join every time. Never pressured or belittled us. Now he’s gone, I seriously wish I would’ve went more

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 3 года назад

      @@philtrip783 It's not too late my friend

    • @KillyJoe
      @KillyJoe Год назад

      Pretty sure he wishes he went with his old man

  • @Rjrupert555
    @Rjrupert555 Год назад +2

    I literally have to pretend that Woody is a Stephen Colbert like character in order to keep enjoying the podcast.

    • @posaune45
      @posaune45 Год назад

      Lmao this was almost 300 episodes ago

  • @kingmajin
    @kingmajin 3 года назад +3

    "oh, it's time for a hate crime!"-Kyle. lol

  • @adam12732
    @adam12732 2 года назад +2

    In order to understand the Bible, you have to understand how it was written in the time. Many “contradictions” are due to lack of understanding.

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 3 года назад +10

    Being religious is alright but anyone who's hyper religious is tok'd

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 3 года назад +3

      Yeah they're called "fanatics"

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 3 года назад +12

      Same with atheists. As an atheists, I cringe so hard anytime an atheist begins to hound on a religious person and wants to do the whole "Facts and logic" thing if the other person doesn't even try to have a discussion....

    • @duncanmcocinner5939
      @duncanmcocinner5939 3 года назад +1

      @@NoFlu agreed

  • @MazeMaker4Life
    @MazeMaker4Life 3 года назад +16

    The Saint of Painkillers

    • @kingskoffin
      @kingskoffin 2 года назад

      Suckin' Sam the Saint of Painkillers

  • @Swags456
    @Swags456 2 года назад +4

    The more I do shrooms and dmt the more I believe in a higher power.

  • @GadzooksEugene
    @GadzooksEugene 3 года назад +9

    "Burning them alive and pouring hot lead down their throats and feeding them to lions and shit." First of all, I think we can all agree that Emperor Nero kinda went off the rails with all that crazy stuff, and second, he wasn't a true Roman, he was a Jewish convert.

    • @smiledespite
      @smiledespite 3 года назад

      A lot of Neros exploits have been greatly exaggerated
      Still wish he would have been fiddling as Rome burned though

    • @MJ-iw2fx
      @MJ-iw2fx 2 года назад

      Whoa whoa whoa don't point out he's Jewish that's anti semetic

  • @livingoneasystreet3528
    @livingoneasystreet3528 2 года назад

    Mosque’s are the same as the way woody described the synagogue he went to. Treated me as If I was their family, they truly love everyone

  • @RyanC__
    @RyanC__ 3 года назад +13

    I got some church stories, very strange places.

    • @sambeck2510
      @sambeck2510 3 года назад +3

      Did you go to one of the places where they babble and play with venomous snakes?

    • @Davdev77
      @Davdev77 3 года назад

      Okay

    • @semperfi5857
      @semperfi5857 3 года назад

      @@sambeck2510 - my grandmother did.... Strange broad....

    • @duncanmcocinner5939
      @duncanmcocinner5939 3 года назад

      Depends on the ones you go to. Most smaller community churches are very down to earth

    • @justinmartin4662
      @justinmartin4662 2 года назад

      Yeah, it’s strange. Especially since the Bible actually says not to go to church nor to pray in public.

  • @ryanrodriguez7911
    @ryanrodriguez7911 2 года назад

    Because of these contradictions, it's why Catholic and Orthodox churches don't agree with "Sola Scriptura". Many theologians see the Bible as a collection of histories, testimonies, and legends. It was a handheld library with different books, not to be read as a continuous authoritative text.

  • @jknott1509
    @jknott1509 3 года назад +3

    I like how people think quoting the jewish half of the bible defeats christians or they think they can limit God in some way

  • @KillyJoe
    @KillyJoe Год назад

    I was just educating ppl on Saint Anthony yesterday.

  • @howey935
    @howey935 2 года назад

    I’m British and I knew where the saying drink the coolade comes from and we don’t even get coolade here.

  • @jaygin6518
    @jaygin6518 3 года назад +15

    Is woody saying that paying for a private school didn’t sit well with him ?

    • @Ilikemusic101
      @Ilikemusic101 3 года назад +5

      No, he is saying a church asking you for your banks routing number to make monthly automatic payments does not sit well with him, or having donations and attending church as part of a way to better your chances at getting into a private school, when you already pay the private school directly.

  • @zephirol4638
    @zephirol4638 Год назад

    they should have just taken it all from the emotional bank account.

  • @thatsnodildo1974
    @thatsnodildo1974 2 года назад +1

    I used to be a hardcore atheist as a kid. But I grew up and I went to my mom's church didn't like it but I do find Greek Orthodox more attractive but sadly there isn't a church close to me

    • @justinmartin4662
      @justinmartin4662 2 года назад

      So it doesn’t matter what is true but what is most attractive to you?
      Modern Christianity in any form is just a bastardized and nurtured version anyway that doesn’t even resemble what Christianity should be.
      How can you read the Bible and history and not come to the conclusion that modern “Christianity” is a fraud that will do or say anything to keep its flock and their money coming in?
      When’s the last time you heard a priest tell their followers to follow gods laws or commandments? And I don’t mean the 10, but the 613 something other commandments that Christians haven’t followed for around 400 years around the time they stopped killing “witches” and about 100 years before they turned against slavery and of course had to sell the vast shares of stock they had in slave trading companies.
      If real Christianity were preached nobody would attend because by modern standards it’s monstrous.

  • @jxx666
    @jxx666 2 года назад

    When I was making communion they taught guys to stick there hands out and girls with there tounges lol.

  • @tara9828
    @tara9828 3 года назад +2

    Mark of the beast is money. All economics must be transacted in money and it's both a mental and physical construct. Money is the most powerful weapon ever created and it's so insidious that people don't even realize that it's a weapon.

    • @justinmartin4662
      @justinmartin4662 2 года назад

      Money is just a representation of goods and services.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 2 года назад +1

    Judaism is not an evangelical religion but Christianity is.

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis 3 года назад +1

    There was no deception in the story of the fall of man, except on the part of God. The serpent told them the truth about the fruit of knowledge of good and evil (which was never specified to be an apple), while God told Adam and Eve that they'd die if they ate it.

    • @amadeus21915
      @amadeus21915 3 года назад +2

      Yeah but did God really deceive them cause he said they'd surely die and they did

    • @amadeus21915
      @amadeus21915 3 года назад +1

      @@HH-ni5hm yeah that was my point is who did God deceive them he told them the complete truth and all you have to do is read the geniology from adam to noah and it tell you the whole story of the bible "man appointed mortal sorrow (but) the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring (the) despairing comfort, rest"

    • @joesteele8167
      @joesteele8167 3 года назад

      @@amadeus21915 can u give me the verse for that pls

    • @amadeus21915
      @amadeus21915 3 года назад +1

      @@joesteele8167 it ain't verse in the bible but it was a report they did genealogy from adam to noah of all the men between them and they took the definition of each name and they found it made that sentence

  • @justinmartin4662
    @justinmartin4662 2 года назад +1

    People always talk about the community it provides but then ignore the fact that many families disown their own members if they stop believing like any cult. Also, when Christians actually practice the religion instead of paying lip service to it like everyone in most developed countries. But the real Christians in Africa thanks to idiot missionaries actually follow the Bible, and they don’t feel the need to make any excuses or mental gymnastics for all the parts that most cherry pick out.
    So you can go to a village and there can be a group of kids covered in scars, the lucky ones who weren’t slaughtered outright. Why would anyone allow or even torture their own child? Well, they’re witches of course and the Bible says they must die. But thankfully some of their humanity shines through like what eventually happened at Salem and instead of killing them they just tortured them.

  • @rubiconoutdoors3492
    @rubiconoutdoors3492 2 года назад +1

    In England you cant slingshot hunt with a rock bc it would be stoning, and stonings are illegal. Must use marble or ball bearing.

  • @rubiconoutdoors3492
    @rubiconoutdoors3492 Год назад

    The Catholic church is the biggest land owner on the planet.

    • @ZaShiesty
      @ZaShiesty 3 месяца назад

      The church of God is gonna own land buddy

  • @johnprina3924
    @johnprina3924 2 года назад

    The fact that we even have to debate with people whether a Harry Potter style fiction book like the bible is real is depressing. Jesus is a literal avengers level superhero and could have a magic vs. movie with Dr. Strange. And somehow we have to explain to people that superheroes aren't real.

  • @christopherdamiano341
    @christopherdamiano341 2 года назад

    The problem doesn't come from religion but the religious people itself

  • @crakkbone
    @crakkbone 2 года назад

    They were in Guatemala maybe they didn’t have koolaid

  • @sevenwhatuknow
    @sevenwhatuknow 2 года назад

    Cain left the land to go live with the people of another land...... HOW??
    "God made man in our image". Not "his image". As a kid when I questioned this my mom told me it was God and the angels image we were made after. That doesn't make sense either because angel descriptions are nothing like us, besides cherubs I suppose.
    2 questionable topics in the first book and I still haven't gotten a clear answered

  • @bigchiefsmackaho387
    @bigchiefsmackaho387 3 года назад +2

    id go to church if it was Taylor holding the service.

  • @azovac
    @azovac 3 года назад

    Coming from a mostly atheistic country i cant relate to the video nor to people in the comments flinging shit at each other

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 2 года назад

    Here's a bible story you do not hear often.
    So God made earth, the garden of Eden and then of course Adam. God then says to Adam "Adam I am going to create a perfect partner for you, you will be able to live with her forever in harmony, she will be beautiful in body & mind, faithful, sweet natured, interesting, witty and intelligent and I will make all this from your left leg"
    Adam replied "OK, what can I get for one rib"? "

  • @hehotbros01
    @hehotbros01 3 года назад +2

    The first apple computer was $666.66 when it came out.

  • @minime7557
    @minime7557 3 года назад +1

    Morgan freemen

  • @TheRealNessie
    @TheRealNessie 2 года назад

    I actually am the patron saint of lost causes and video games :\
    and soft drinks

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +4

    420

  • @JoeyKO757
    @JoeyKO757 2 года назад

    Hey guys don’t be pharaoh

  • @americos78
    @americos78 Год назад

    Should you guys invite Kent Hovand .
    He did so many debates and have all answers for you .
    Because you sound really clueless about topic .
    Plus Kent have some prison stories too .

  • @thatmfthang9959
    @thatmfthang9959 2 года назад

    I wold follow the church of Kyle

  • @austin2920
    @austin2920 3 года назад +1

    Don't say David Koresh

  • @joewatts9283
    @joewatts9283 3 года назад +1

    I can't take people seriously who dont know the difference between the old testament and the new testament. For Christians, christ came and changed that old testament stuff about stoning people and wearing cloth of 2 different times.

    • @joewatts9283
      @joewatts9283 3 года назад

      The Bible might be wrong but you guys are morons

  • @Therealmudbone
    @Therealmudbone 3 года назад +1

    The Bible had about 6 Clear cut fallacies/contradictions.

  • @chrismontee2398
    @chrismontee2398 Год назад +1

    It’s cringe to hear such a terrible explanation of how the Bible was codified.

    • @Zeesneakyninja
      @Zeesneakyninja 4 месяца назад

      It’s cringe that you know enough about it to cringe.

    • @chrismontee2398
      @chrismontee2398 4 месяца назад

      @@Zeesneakyninja if you’ve ever gone to church and decided to continue it seems fairly pertinent. Otherwise you end up like Taylor and Kyle which is just average stupid.

  • @kevinh2345
    @kevinh2345 3 года назад +12

    Gotta love how zealous these guys are following the doctrine of internet-atheism. That site about hundreds of, "contradictions" in the Bible most of those simply aren't contradicting and they rely on people not actually evaluating them all. It's a gish-gallop internet style.
    I find it funny how Woody talks about how morally superior he is compared to the church. But when it comes to donating or being selfless he clams up,v and the second hard times arrive the first thing he'd do is completely forsake his community. 🤣🤣

    • @TroutNTrees
      @TroutNTrees 3 года назад +1

      Think you might be completely tok'd bud

    • @kevinh2345
      @kevinh2345 3 года назад +10

      @@TroutNTrees the unadulterated cringe of reddit boomers who watch PKA and try to be trendy is off the charts. Either you're a boomer trying to be cool, or you're a zoomer that watches these permanently out-of-touch internet dinosaurs bumble their way through relevance. God help you if you are over the age of 20.

    • @TroutNTrees
      @TroutNTrees 3 года назад +4

      @@kevinh2345 Why do you care what anybody watches lol go hug a dog or something bring some joy into your life.

    • @redbullsauberpetronas
      @redbullsauberpetronas 3 года назад +4

      @@TroutNTrees society affects everyone, if everyone doesn't give a fuck it'll collapse to shit like it is

    • @TroutNTrees
      @TroutNTrees 3 года назад

      @@redbullsauberpetronas wat

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +4

    69

  • @bojanglesfries
    @bojanglesfries 3 года назад +2

    paganism was cool. too bad it's not as mainstream now.

    • @perrycalstrum4079
      @perrycalstrum4079 3 года назад +4

      Ya those gods that sucked each other off and swallowed there cum to get there powers ya real cool

    • @kevinh2345
      @kevinh2345 3 года назад +1

      Paganism is extremely popular, listen to environmentalists once in a while. They think the earth is a diety and they think climate is one as well.

    • @redbullsauberpetronas
      @redbullsauberpetronas 3 года назад +5

      Bruh paganism is retarded, anyone believing that shit can burn in hell where they belong

    • @bojanglesfries
      @bojanglesfries 3 года назад +1

      @@redbullsauberpetronas I don't belive in paganism. I'm just interested in the lore.

    • @redbullsauberpetronas
      @redbullsauberpetronas 3 года назад +5

      @@bojanglesfries yeah studying it seems cool just anyone believing it is a clown

  • @joshcox8475
    @joshcox8475 3 года назад

    these guys

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад

    Hahahahh

  • @chrispena8186
    @chrispena8186 3 года назад +4

    There's no contradictions in the bible. The only contradictions that exist are in your lack of understanding Taylor. This is not attacking or putting you down so people, don't get the wrong idea.

    • @Ilikemusic101
      @Ilikemusic101 3 года назад

      Untrue!

    • @AlexxTehGreat
      @AlexxTehGreat 3 года назад +5

      @@Ilikemusic101 The bible was translated from Hebrew to Greek/Aramaic then to English. It's easy to find contradictions with certain words, like the word 'see' in English, but when you look at how words are used and what context they are in, they can have a different meaning that what the English portrays. 'See' in certain contexts refers to knowing or understanding. Even in our slang we say "I see your point." Does that phrase contradict itself since you cannot literally see an allegorical point?
      Saying the Bible is full of contradictions is a blanket statement that is often used by people who try to discredit the Bible. At least Kyle can acknowledge historical accuracy. Have separate logical discussions on different verses and use of words.

    • @Ilikemusic101
      @Ilikemusic101 3 года назад

      @@AlexxTehGreat untrue!

    • @AlexxTehGreat
      @AlexxTehGreat 3 года назад

      @@Ilikemusic101 What's untrue? Have a rational conversation and provide me with your sources and reasoning.

    • @Ilikemusic101
      @Ilikemusic101 3 года назад

      @@AlexxTehGreat Fair enough. I believe that words can be misinterpreted or lose their original meaning in translations. But Taylor is referring to inconsistencies in general logic. For instance incest is wrong in the bible but yet god blesses Abraham who marries his sister. And I honestly think that you can still find good moral reasoning from the bible, but it still has inconsistencies like many things do.

  • @philtomo375
    @philtomo375 3 года назад +6

    Imagine saying first

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +3

    666

    • @retroshark2448
      @retroshark2448 3 года назад

      Shut up

    • @deez3302
      @deez3302 3 года назад +2

      @@retroshark2448 no

    • @Niphx.
      @Niphx. 3 года назад +1

      @@retroshark2448 shut up

  • @Desecrator6
    @Desecrator6 3 года назад

    So then Harry potter is the DEVIL?!!?

  • @howey935
    @howey935 3 года назад

    Hindus have a god for everything there’s even a god of weed

  • @zaneross1069
    @zaneross1069 3 года назад +1

    First

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +2

    666

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +2

    666

  • @Niphx.
    @Niphx. 3 года назад +2

    666