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Kill Mii: Portable Wii in an Altoids Tin
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2018
- I made the worst Wii Portable ever. This is a REAL Wii, not an emulator, in an altoids tin. This project took about a year and was miserable to complete.
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The suspense was so real, who will die first? Kirby? You? The Kill Mii?
Best comment so far :D
Haha thanks!
Hahahahaha same here !
And my phones on 2%, all of this suspense is killing me
tf is a kill me
you do realize that no matter how horrible you may think it is, it is still amazing to peoplelike me who think that consoles are made using magic
This made me smile. Thank you so much, Im glad you like it! I know I can make portables that are actually cool and practical, this one was made as more of a project to show off the very limits of whats possible if you compromise everything, and laugh about it at the same time.
I dont understand motherboards and stuff. Its not handmade cause its so small and intricate it cant be. Its practically nanotech... howdyu do it. Do you just.... like.... make a little machine that you can write code into and it builds itself? I dont understand
>trim the board
Okay
>Put in homebrew software
Hmmm
>Custom pcbs for controllers
Uh
>putting it in an Altoids tin
Uhhhhh
>10 minutes battery that takes an hour to charge
AAAAA
>manually relocating the Nand and resoldering all those surface mount points
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>IT TURNS ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Kill Mii has various problems, however, when compared to a dead pidgeon, it is a high quality product. I’ll give it an 8/10.
Lmao
Ger the joke, but it's like saying sonic 4 ep 1 is good cous it isn't as bad as 06, ore in other words, you are admitting that it's shit
@@MEM-brain I'd prefer Sonic 06 because it actually had an identity.
"lasts 10-15 minutes but takes a few hours to charge" funniest thing of today
Drones in a nutshell
Nintendo: "We don't support emulations of our consoles."
Shank: "Ok." *Tears apart Wii and puts it in an Altoids can*
Chase Anthony Brewer i cried at this this is the best comment ever
It’s not technically an emulator.
It just uses stores game data.
@@kurtzman1883 well yeah, that's what I was saying, that they didn't want emulators so Shank had a little bit of malicious compliance
Yeah cause that's totally the same thing
Hahahaha
"lasts 10-15 minutes but takes a few hours to charge" starting to have mad respect for the switch.
Don't. Every flagship Android phone of the past 3 years has better specs than the Switch.
mrgw982 but the switch has better graphics and a better camera
@@mrgw98 The Switch has a top-of-the-line NVIDIA Tegra X1, but it's underclocked so it lasts longer on a full charge. The biggest reason the Switch only lasts 3 hours is because the OS is optimized for high-performance gaming, and not general applications, like your phone.
@@mrgw98 If you think that, give me the name of a single phone or tablet with better specs at $300. While the Tegra x1 is only mid tier in terms of CPU, it has the strongest graphics to ever be put in a handheld SoC. In 2016, Google used the x1 in their flagship table(Pixel C) which still sells for $1000(obviously that tablet has better screen, more flash, and other things that drive the cost up). That would be the equivalent to the Xbox One X having a 1080Ti.
@@chip1951 The switch doesn't have a camera....i do love the switch though, fantastic system, and it's only gonna get better!
My computer: **cant run melee well**
Altoids tin: **runs Melee just fine**
U suck
That's not nice
F
It uses actual Wii hardware, it's not an emulator.
@@icemine2418 ur just mean
Imagine getting beaten in Brawl Online by a Kirby main playing on a mint tin.
If the servers are still up
(Edit) I GET IT WITH THE MINT TIN THING
@@camygael ON A F*CKING MINT TIN.
Ian The Cool Thief, 1v1 me in smash with a link cable.
@@ims2129 A. MINT. TIN.
@Adrian Valenzuela me to but I don't use the left stick to jump
I've never seen a man spend a year creating something of his own volition, and hate the outcome with such conviction
The results are astonishing but so goddamn awfull utility
Frankenstein
Yeah but this guy is a real-life Frankenstein only with less fear of his creation
And less incest (I assume)
Lol
The casual hatred you display for your creation is hilarious.
a true modern Dr. Frankenstein
"You can see there's a noose on both circuit boards because it's the kill mii"
-Shank Mods 2019
damn 101 likes no comments, funny quote. just like to point out though it’s from 2018
@@DarkHit ya was going to point that out myself as obnoxious I am
I mean, putting melee into a tin of mints sure is one way to make melee players smell better.
Definitely will make their breath smell like circuit boards. But hey! At least it will smell better than "1v1 me Final Destination no items Fox only".
How about a deodorant case? :D
How to sneak Super Smash Bros melee into class
Aristen Dante even though FD is an awful stage for Fox? lol
@@spimbles yeah, FD is Marth's domain lol
I can’t wait for “Nintendo Switch in Shoelace”, next time.
@@thisismycommentingaccounti7123 what about shoe joycons 🤔
Put a Wii U into a Big Mac package please
How about Playstation 4 Pro in a pencil tip or Xbox One X in an eyelash? Latter one could even be paired with an AR-lens via bluetooth :D Great mobile gaming device. Hope you don't lose it by sneezing accidentially :D
Yeah
Yes
CEO“Make a handheld capable of running full console games”
Programmers “I’m sorry sir that’s simply not possible”
CEO “SHANK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN HIS HOUSE! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!”
good obediah stane quote
Nintendo Switch: checkmate.
Nice, but programmers aren't responsible for hardware.
I’m sorry, but we’re not Shank
its completely possible its called the nintendo switch
Friend: Wanna play some meele?
Me: Yeah, hold on let me get my mint can.
2029: stuffing a Nintendo Switch into an Altoids tin
Stuffing a high end gaming pc in an altoid can
I would love to see this and the joycons could be the smaller altoids tins
We'll finally have a portable switch
Nah we'll be stuffing it into a drone
Why would anyone do that tho? The Switch is already portable!
My God with proper manufacturing Nintendo could actually make the Wii classic mini just for money's sake
it's more of a Wii Classic Micro (like a GBA micro)
I'd buy it
It's called the Kill Mii.
That is excessively godlike.
I unironically want this just so I can go to school and be like: "Y'all mind if I play some Mario Galaxy on my Altoids Mint Container?"
So... you spent *an entire year* shoving a Wii into an Altoids tin as a joke and just because you could?
Respect.
and hated it at the end
Unsealed Toast yea same with my freinds. When I try to tell them I’m an idiot they show me Asian smarts memes :/
I know right
What's next, the Nintendo switch in a condom
F
@Unsealed Toast wierd flex but ok
A joke that took a year to get to the punchline. Bravo.
"Hey can you pass me a mint?"
"Beat me in Smash first"
2018: puts wii in an altoids tin as a joke
2218: cures cancer as a joke
That would be pretty funny
1968:I bet we will have flying cars in the future
2018: playing smash in a can for holding mint
Seems like a better trade off any ways. I mean have you seen Star Wars Ep 2? Flying cars are just gonna kill stupid people who can't drive correctly anyways. A Portable Wii ,PS2, or anything above that which can be converted to one are so much better and useful.
We live in the future... f*ck the flying cars, playing games i mint boxes is the shit
EVOLUTION
2025: wiiu in a Altoids tin
c a n f o r h o l d i n g m i n t
Don't know why you don't like it. It looks like it's in mint condition.
im just ogrereacting
Lol
Are you a dad, making those incredibly cheesy jokes?
These puns are tinspiring
You went there.
>Am I allowed to John about my controller?
You’ve earned the right to forever
"This thing sucks, it takes a long time to charge, it only lasts a few minutes, and it gets really hot."
Gotta admire a guy who can admit flaws in his work. Lol. Really though, it's cool that you could even do it.
That moment when you realize most of the space of a wii was for the ports and the drive
"It's called the Kill Mii."
*Hey, I'll take seventeen.*
LMAO
*I ‘ L L T A K E Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K*
Mace windu: He's too Dangerous to be kept alive
Imagine this is the last console left in the entire world after a nuclear winter.
There would just be this and the gameboy shells
This is the most ridiculous, yet most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. Good work!
Thanks man! If you have any questions, be sure to let me know :D
Despacito
D. Espasito
D-om-Esposito
*Nintendo wants to:* _know your location_
Allow? Deny?
*ALLOW*
Hehe
"It is the worst thing ever."
8 yo me: *Are you sure about that?*
Nice pic
This is so absolutely unnecessary,
*I want it*
Wouldn't even get passed the first cut scene in sunshine
Hahah when u got to spray the first chocolate dumped on piranha it would go in 4 frames per second
@@EastDallasKicks what?
I promoted this bad boi, really great work here!
Promoted? What does that mean? Im new to youtube and am still learning how it all works.
I know you
My boy ProtoMario commenting everywhere
Guessing he talked about it to his audience or on Twitter and told them to check out the video.
But Proto
I expect skyrim to be ported to the altoid tin this 2019.
Amazing job... Obviously it doesnt look too comfortable/practical, but the fact you can fit a console in that it deserves recognition
You've basically created something as cool as a time machine and you're like "Eh, This thing kinda sucks"
>One of man's greatest fantasy inventions
>Tin Can Wii.
Yeah seems equal.
Dude a time machine could potentially funk up everything in the space time continuum and whatever, This is much cooler you swine
How many Wii's could you fit in a Wii
True
A time machine is a construct of fiction and can never exist because time doesn't its just another human construct
This is horrible.
I need one.
Is it bad that I want to make this so I can show up to school and be like “this is a Wii”
"Gentlemen... this, is a tin can"
"Dear god"
"There's more"
"No.."
@@perturbthepixel1410 " it holds the dying wish of every man here, "
Hey man I’ve video many times over the years. I believe as an who wants to be an EE this blows me away. I haven’t seen your other vids yet, but always show my friends this video to show them what science and technology with a little imagination can do.
"You were so preoccupied with wheather or not you could do this, that you didn't stop to think if you should."
"Can it fit into an Altoids tin?" Yes. "But should you put it in an Altoids tin?" Absolutely not.
Wheelz Hotel? Trivago.
trivago mean triple-bum in spanish
What about a Mentos?
Corl Franco I think is more like triple punk or something like.
1:23 you almost made me check my discord lol
Yeah same, I had to watch it again to make sure that it was just in the video
@@darth4arth sameee
“Your Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not you Could, you Didn’t Stop To Think If you Should”
this certainly impressed mii
comedy
Comment Section But They All Good At Making pun.
All Comment Below Me Is Gay.
The comment section above me is gay
@@walt3r896 *How Did you Know My Gender?*
@@TheRealEncy u just made yourself double gay by typing
It’s consoles like the “Kill Mii” the make me happy to live in this world
"this is a fully functional wii"
*plays a gamecube game*
Idk wii is just a better gamecube to me :p
There's something so surreal about seeing my childhood console run in portable form. It's a sign of technological progress and the dedication of modders.
I would've appreciated if the disc was halfway inserted in the tin and spun vigorously.
Ʈᴀɴᴋᴀᴋᴜᴋᴀ right in the way of your hands so you can use it unless you go at a weird angle
@@sacripudding4586 My man just play it like normal. We could have some wicked scars just from playing the Wii.
That'd be a lot more than halfway
@@generalbigmac_2353 the more the merrier.
And saw teeth stuck out the sides
“Took a year to make”also “I hate it” nice
If it’s cooling actually decent I’d actually love for it to be able to be plugged into a TV and become a GameCube/wii switch thing.
Shank: *Haves a portable wii*
Also Shank: *PLAYS MELEE*
I don't know whether I should be disappointed or impressed.
Disappointing
@@ShankMods 😂
Wait, so you took an actual Wii, gutted it, and crammed it all into an Altoids tin? Take my money lol
Only 100+ quid.
In the famous words of Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park:
"You modders were so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think if you should!"
Me: Mom, can we have a portable Wii?
Mom: We have a portable Wii at home.
Portable Wii at home:
"It's got a noose here and here... cuz it's called the Kill Mii."
*ded*
The Tintendo Wii
The creation it is makes me smile. Thinking back to when OG gameboy was my weapon of choice this hits many nostalgia notes without even really meaning to. This is beautiful right here. And it lasts just about as long as an old gameboy, I get this and this gets me.
Mintendo Wii.
NinTINdo Wii
Tintendo Miint
AltoWiid
You were so caught up in whether you could that you never stopped to think whether you should. You rushed it, patented it, and then slapped it on an Altoids Box.
What's next? the "Oh God Someone Please Help Mii" where it's made out of a tic tacs box?
Me:*sees thumbnail* probably click bait
Him:*I hate it*
Me: based on how nonchalant he says this, im inclined to beleive him
It is, unfortunately, very real. Although I post dumb stuff that shouldn't exist, clickbait is not one of them
believe*
I saw a twitter post about this and I thought I was a joke, there wasn’t a way this could work.
Well... I’m amazed
It is a joke. But not the funny kind, more the depressing "I spent a year making this monstrosity" kind of joke.
No i meant like, it wasn’t true that this worked
@@ShankMods im also into doing stuff like this. Hit me up lmao
@VICKAH IDK how to hit you up. Shoot me a DM on twitter of what you got so far, and Ill do what I can to help :D
Nintendo: Your resume is impressive! I just have one last question. Why should we hire you?
*Shows this video*
Nintendo: GTFO!
I’m here from facebook ( literally was on fb saw your game cons vid in a post, watched the whole thing, came here watched it again, then watched all your other vids) and I just want to say I love your work my good sir
Thank you, glad you enjoy it :)
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
Also I just have to see Metroid Prime Trilogy on this monstrosity
that wont run well.
@@JohnCena-iw2vk Obviously, it doesn't have legs. That's planned for the next revision, the "Soo-Wii-cide"
@@bigpurpleflower2185 That is such a clever name.
@@JohnCena-iw2vk lol it will actually run fine. this is actual wii hardware
Isn't that a quote from spy kids 2
"Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?"
~Frankenstein's monster, Frankenstein (Mary Shelly)
AortaPlatinum this is gold
Most intelligent RUclips comment I ever read.
Legitimately came here to say something similar, only a really bad pun 😂
@@inediblemoon941 she's platinum 😂😂😂
The fact that the tin opens backwards is a very nice touch
2040: Fitting a Ps5 into a water bottle
i love how much you hate this
I hate how much you love this
Seriously this thing is like the rat rod of portables. Terribly awesome job. :D Makes me want to look into some threads and take my wii to the next level
Or back a level
-69/10
oh
oh no
like if u said that out loud and laughed at yourself
7 months later and this is still the craziest thing I've seen in my life
“Yo can I get some mints?”
“Nah those aren’t mints.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a Nintendo Wii.”
Are altoid tin gamecube controls tournament legal?
A hard maybe on that one.
He said you can connect a wii remote... so....
Y’all don’t know how bad I wish I was this talented.
Statrick Par Man i feel ya
Same
As i was watching this i was playing smash ultimate on this very stage, and i picked kirby, and it put me up against a samus.
the game is sentient and watches your vids
You guys at BitBuilt never cease to amaze me!
Take this to a tournament
Here, ill heart this for him
Phil March 1 2
Ill bring it to all the tourneys I go to. Im in the north Texas region.
Shank Mods Yay good luck
this is pathetic and useless
i'll buy it
I would buy it also
is this apple product ?
Pathetic and useless? You can't sell products based on me without my permission!
spicy enchilada well its only 399
H
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
"not puff"
LMAO THE TRUE MELEE EXPERIENCE
Speed run Mario 1 before the battery dies
:O
ill take one in the tangerine tin please
I will always be under the impression that this is shanks coolest portable yet
*_We have reached the pinnacle of technology._*
I applaud you for doing what nobody else has ever done before, and moreover, at least surviving doing it.
Congrats, I guess? With your tone, I'm not very sure.
Looks like we have discovered the perfect device for shovel-ware
It dies before you can hate the games you play too much, saving you from the terribleness of the software thanks to the terribleness of the hardware
A true beauty
Oh man, I hope I don't end up scraping too many wii's going down this road.
5:24 Lmao. I love how this was a complete necessity that had to be made no matter the cost. Like it *HAD* to be done, or else the entire world would crumble, haha 😂
this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
I salute you, good sir
Thank you good sir! Im gald you like it!
@@ShankMods *Glad
The fact that you have Melee in there makes me really want to watch someone try to do tech with this horrid thing
Kzinssie (porygonlover322) wavedash to lose your fingers
you think thats bad, imagine multishining
That’s gonna be in a museum someday...and old mii will be there to see it in person.
2:22 "As you can see its got a little noose on the circuit boards here and here because its the KillMii™" Innovation that excites
I can see how much you love your creation by the name
?
i saw you posted this on reddit weeks before, you said it was the worst thing ever, overheats and very bad battery. Seeing this in action is amazing but also silly, the fact that you took a year to finish this was crazy. All i can say is bravo and mad respect for playing melee on the kill mii.
Thanks a ton! Glad you like it. Hope to have more cool projects soon
What's the subreddit
In an alternate universe Tony Stark builds this in that cave and uses it to escape
Not sure if this is cursed, or blessed. . .