The 'Mr. Belvedere' When That Kid Got AIDS

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  • Опубликовано: 29 мар 2018
  • Remember the 'Mr. Belvedere' when Wesley's friend got AIDS? It was a very special episode.
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  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie  6 лет назад +418

    Watch last weeks episode about Shiri Appleby joining a gang in 7th Heaven here:
    ruclips.net/video/jsYRMxHij0U/видео.html

    • @girardwhiting2086
      @girardwhiting2086 6 лет назад +3

      Funny Or Die why were you guys so savage on this one?

    • @d13ndr1der7
      @d13ndr1der7 6 лет назад +6

      Funny Or Die I’m loving this series.

    • @Shadow_of_Yharnam
      @Shadow_of_Yharnam 6 лет назад +4

      Funny Or Die You should do Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Carlton takes drugs at School Dance lmfao

    • @joshuahyder6580
      @joshuahyder6580 6 лет назад +3

      Can you do the episode of Boy meets world where Topanga kissed Sean and Corey had to apologize for it

    • @dixierae6063
      @dixierae6063 6 лет назад +2

      Funny Or Die first of all you're absolutely hilarious this is the first video I've ever watched. I have to say is it ever hard to believe that people were so ignorant. Then I thought the humor that you're using now have you used that humor 10 years ago people would have been tearing you apart. I've been around for a lot of years and watched a lot of things change but people's views and opinions on HIV and AIDS has certainly been one of the most Monumental changes in belief system for most then I've ever seen. Thank God the days of AIDS being a certain death sentence are no longer with us and that makes this humor possible. I miss the simple sitcoms even though unto themselves can be ridiculous but at least they carried a simple message that could be passed on to children. You don't see that anymore. To get a telephone and they're sent to lock themselves up with social media and get an education there. At least TV gave an effort to do it in a gentler softer way. With all that said that probably has nothing to do with your purpose for this video and on top of that mimic absolutely no sense whatsoever I will say what the f*** was with dad laugh track all the ones before it and all the ones after. Laughing my track off. I'll be subscribing. Take care

  • @MinddKidzag
    @MinddKidzag 6 лет назад +6919

    "I have AIDS." *cue laugh track*

    • @MultiMartydom
      @MultiMartydom 6 лет назад +82

      Mindd Kidzag this a family guy reference?

    • @kngzero
      @kngzero 6 лет назад +92

      Man, that Tom Hanks can't not be funny.

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 6 лет назад +42

      Starts a slow clap

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 6 лет назад +40

      Czech M8 ...No? It's from the actual episode featured in this video.

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 6 лет назад +56

      “Walker told me I have AIDS”

  • @ItsAJETT
    @ItsAJETT 6 лет назад +2932

    "Because Danny is like, 7. Way too young to be rearranging guts without a rubber"
    This guy narrates these videos like he's been through some shit lol.

    • @linkaswain1449
      @linkaswain1449 6 лет назад +34

      AJETT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i cant with u this morning.

    • @TheCaptainjuicy
      @TheCaptainjuicy 6 лет назад +71

      Holy shit, that line legitimately had me dying of laughter the first time I heard it, like i couldnt breathe, I genuinely this narrator.

    • @ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964
      @ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964 6 лет назад +1

      AJETT for some how i missunderstood that line

    • @tomkruze1304
      @tomkruze1304 6 лет назад +6

      That was the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

    • @freddyvidz
      @freddyvidz 6 лет назад +1

      Awful

  • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
    @daichisawamura20yearsago64 4 года назад +953

    Danny: "My AIDS is getting worse, I'm very scared."
    **Cue laugh track**

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 3 года назад +2

      Was that in the video?

    • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
      @daichisawamura20yearsago64 3 года назад +14

      @@inkystars19 no it's just an example of what's been happening during the whole episode

    • @badxradxandy
      @badxradxandy 3 года назад +2

      This is sick

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 2 года назад

      @@badxradxandy Nervous laughter is still laughter

    • @adambomb1553
      @adambomb1553 Год назад +2

      @@badxradxandy so was Danny

  • @joestimemachine6454
    @joestimemachine6454 3 года назад +208

    2:20 "Well, I got AIDS but other than that I'm doing pretty good". Jesus christ this kid has a great attitude. Pretty inspirational actually.

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo Год назад +4

      Young Chad

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ 6 лет назад +2851

    "i got AIDs but other than that im pretty good"
    oof......

  • @berry.styles
    @berry.styles 5 лет назад +2480

    "he abandons Danny faster than his immune system"

    • @vmt88
      @vmt88 4 года назад +48

      "...miss me with that b*******"...😮🤔I don't think I'm supposed to be laughing, but...

    • @jjmanzano9
      @jjmanzano9 4 года назад +17

      Damn that was brutal!

    • @tarshatasha5596
      @tarshatasha5596 4 года назад +14

      @@vmt88 right! So inappropriately funny. I cannot with this narrator 😂

    • @joshuamoore4537
      @joshuamoore4537 3 года назад

      Tagem Bagem Danny probably did.

    • @mikailthomas1466
      @mikailthomas1466 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +534

    The show: AIDS
    The studio audience: 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jmiller297
      @jmiller297 3 года назад +5

      *RIGHT??* Fuck'd up...

    • @darrenmuse
      @darrenmuse 3 года назад +1

      HAHA @ AIDS!

    • @billybassman21
      @billybassman21 3 года назад +8

      Happened on a lot of shows. The audience comes in expecting it to be a comedy. I remember the episode of All and the Family when a guy tried to rape Edith, the live studio audience was laughing during it.

    • @IndistreeHolla
      @IndistreeHolla 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne Год назад

      @@billybassman21 same with Diffrent Strokes and the pedophile episode

  • @GalaxyUnicorn
    @GalaxyUnicorn Год назад +77

    “Well, I got AIDS, but other than that I’m doing pretty good!”
    I aspire to have this kid’s positive outlook on life lmao

  • @singerg02
    @singerg02 5 лет назад +1503

    "Way too young to be rearranging guts without a rubber"
    *W H E E Z E* 😂😂😂

    • @jesusfreak1700
      @jesusfreak1700 4 года назад +2

      AllieCat meow 🐱

    • @lsimpson8307
      @lsimpson8307 4 года назад +12

      Is that slang for sex??? Never heard of it, it must be some rough banging kind.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 4 года назад +6

      Lamont Simpson I think it’s the butt kind

    • @WuBloodKin09
      @WuBloodKin09 4 года назад +1

      AllieCat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 4 года назад +9

      @@lsimpson8307 Yes.
      Specifically, having a massive member that reaches deep. I'd tell you more but it'll require some visuals.

  • @brandonktemple
    @brandonktemple 6 лет назад +273

    *“Wesley says miss me with that bullshit and abandons him faster than his immune system.”*
    💀💀 I CANT W THESE QUALITY CONTENT POSTS.😂

    • @beautyandfashion1563
      @beautyandfashion1563 6 лет назад +2

      Brandon Temple crying😂😂😂

    • @bradcook8640
      @bradcook8640 6 лет назад +4

      Brandon Temple unfortunately this was the point that I took a gulp of coffee and ended up coughing for 10 minutes. 😂

    • @isaidwhatisaid76
      @isaidwhatisaid76 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @breonbaker9113
    @breonbaker9113 2 года назад +35

    "George is reading Wikipedia Classic" is the most underrated line of this series

  • @IllMil
    @IllMil 4 года назад +75

    "Cupcake kid" was Hakeem Abdulsamad from The Boys. He was in 80s sitcoms like Webster, Diff'rent Strokes, Amen, A Different World and some movies.

    • @lapriayoung1193
      @lapriayoung1193 4 года назад +3

      My Crush from back in the Day

    • @mokeygreen
      @mokeygreen 3 года назад

      And the group the Boyz with his brothers. I loved him back in the day!!

    • @CinqueMalcolm
      @CinqueMalcolm 3 года назад

      Word. I was waiting on this comment.

    • @paulbradley705
      @paulbradley705 6 месяцев назад

      Dial my heart ?

    • @paulbradley705
      @paulbradley705 6 месяцев назад

      I had no idea he acted.i loved the debut , the second was good but the third was weak.

  • @markimusminimus4325
    @markimusminimus4325 4 года назад +2139

    “Years before the US government invented it” this guy

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад +16

      Markimus Minimus well...

    • @MikeHawk-tj3dz
      @MikeHawk-tj3dz 4 года назад +32

      Its true

    • @tarshatasha5596
      @tarshatasha5596 4 года назад +25

      Can't argue with facts

    • @playbackproductions1
      @playbackproductions1 4 года назад +30

      Anyone notice with the rise of dating/banging apps, all STDs have skyrocketed ... except aids!
      A lot to look into here

    • @ZiddersRooFurry
      @ZiddersRooFurry 4 года назад +4

      @@MikeHawk-tj3dz No. No it's not. Stop it.

  • @karolinemcdermott9301
    @karolinemcdermott9301 4 года назад +2186

    “If you give me your cupcake I might free you”
    You can’t make this stuff up

    • @jeremyblackwater439
      @jeremyblackwater439 4 года назад +102

      WTF right? 😂

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 4 года назад +203

      And the black just laughed it off lol. We would be throwing hands.

    • @petermacdonough9077
      @petermacdonough9077 4 года назад +52

      Those were the days!! Lol

    • @MrCamos6
      @MrCamos6 4 года назад +12

      Right Peep That ...

    • @jahbless5353
      @jahbless5353 4 года назад +28

      i just caught that😂

  • @smittysmeee
    @smittysmeee 3 года назад +27

    For all the hilarious terrible things that were said in this video, which made me laugh out loud and also go to confession, the ending is one of the kindest things I've heard on RUclips: "Don't be mean to a friend who just found out they have AIDS because their week is already not going great and now is when they need a friend the most. And bad things can happen to anyone, even nice kids who do nothing wrong, and there's no pair of glasses thick enough to help you see it coming." Awesome.

  • @DezoWilliams
    @DezoWilliams 3 года назад +54

    “Wesley says ‘Miss me with that bullshit’“😂😂😂

  • @emo72387
    @emo72387 6 лет назад +385

    "He's way too young to be rearranging guts without a rubber". 😂😂😂

    • @Secretelover12
      @Secretelover12 6 лет назад +4

      storiedlocket38 TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT

    • @ChrisG0107
      @ChrisG0107 6 лет назад +3

      I died

    • @jonDoe-ml3jq
      @jonDoe-ml3jq 6 лет назад

      storiedlocket38 unless he's jewISH

    • @jackson5116
      @jackson5116 6 лет назад

      I wasn't, had my first threesome at 7!

  • @voxo6629
    @voxo6629 6 лет назад +736

    “Danny apologizes for having AIDS then sulks away to check his many jacket pockets and see if one of them maybe has the cure for this thing.”
    I’m 😂 & 😭 at the same time.

    • @fernvalemusic269
      @fernvalemusic269 6 лет назад +10

      no it's definitely sulks. it's a verb, to sulk.

    • @dospistos
      @dospistos 6 лет назад +2

      littlesmew Dumbass!

    • @jackson5116
      @jackson5116 6 лет назад +3

      I miss the days when pockets were everywhere on clothes...

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 6 лет назад

      Or zippers :D

  • @thunderforceninja5445
    @thunderforceninja5445 4 года назад +22

    The words "mint chip homie licks" will forever echo in my head 😂

  • @shusherGuy
    @shusherGuy Год назад +10

    This video deserved an Emmy for best comedy short. Who knew you could cram so many AIDS puns into such a short video

  • @Ms.gnomer
    @Ms.gnomer 6 лет назад +469

    “Well I have aids but other than that I’m fine” Jesus Christ

    • @Rahula
      @Rahula 6 лет назад +24

      Yeah, I had to pause to soak that one in for a moment...

    • @timothyrosko9394
      @timothyrosko9394 6 лет назад +7

      Man that shit was funny

    • @MagnificoMelon
      @MagnificoMelon 6 лет назад +6

      The space joke was just as bad. This shit would be up there for a South Park episode.

    • @therealmaskedheel
      @therealmaskedheel 6 лет назад +1

      Honestly, I don't see that as so bad. I mean, some people use humor to deal with whatever shit they are dealing with.

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 6 лет назад +9

      That line & when he says to the black kid "Give me your cupcake & I'll free you"!! Holy Shit!!😂😂

  • @porlando12
    @porlando12 6 лет назад +723

    That wikipedia classic got me! "It was printed in 1957, years before the U.S. government invented it".

    • @shiestyrecords3225
      @shiestyrecords3225 3 года назад +2

      On some real shit

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, but now that's it's not junkies, gays, and people of color, they're less apt to take responsibility.
      Who's responsible for Simian Immunodeficiency Virus? That really sux for people to get

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 4 года назад +81

    This narrator is perfection.
    On another note: Ok, I was a kid in the 80's, and that cupcake slavery joke is the kind of comment that could have gotten your ass kicked- even in the 80's. (As well it should.)

    • @johnnybravo5081
      @johnnybravo5081 3 года назад +6

      Im a 80s kid and grew up in a half black half white school, with alot of Puerto ricans to, and if your friends with blacks its ok, sometimes, but this is a all white school and that only black kid was going to laugh at the joke whether he liked it or not.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 года назад +2

      you were never comfortable in your interracial friendships like Wesley and cupcake kid.

    • @bloop5337
      @bloop5337 11 месяцев назад

      omg …… i never even knew that was a thing wtaf ??!??!!! is it an american 20th century thing ? thanks for explaining it though i guess, i didn’t understand what he meant in the video until i saw ur comment

  • @de132
    @de132 Год назад +6

    "If you give me this cupcake, ill free ya" 😂 Jesus

  • @kitty3376
    @kitty3376 6 лет назад +577

    Abandons Danny faster than his immune system 💀

    • @bryceo3578
      @bryceo3578 6 лет назад +12

      Poor Danny, now he has to deal with third degree burns, too

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 6 лет назад +4

      that shit killed me. and Danny

    • @charlottegermain9894
      @charlottegermain9894 6 лет назад +3

      "Miss me with that bullshit"
      Dead.

  • @matthewIhorn
    @matthewIhorn 6 лет назад +1666

    "to young to be rearranging guts without a rubber" 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @cannibalsuperstar6081
      @cannibalsuperstar6081 5 лет назад +7

      You are one sick piece of dog shit!!!

    • @maxnoerenberg6370
      @maxnoerenberg6370 5 лет назад +5

      but nowadays def not true anymore........even young kids have wild unprotected sex

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 лет назад +14

      Cannibal Superstar Did you not watch the fucking video? Or noticed the quotation marks? Mr. cannibal, quit eating brains, it’s making you go insane

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 лет назад

      Matthew Horn I mean, Lincoln was probably gay, it makes sense for the short fat kid to play him

    • @juanc1328
      @juanc1328 5 лет назад

      Classic 🤣😂😅

  • @joltman81
    @joltman81 3 года назад +13

    "Whoopsie Daisey no no blood" Oh man I love that line

  • @Seamaxwell
    @Seamaxwell 2 года назад +16

    I've been watching this again and again and again over the years and I'm ready to say this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @snickerdoodle212
    @snickerdoodle212 6 лет назад +1344

    *abandons Danny faster than his immune system*
    Bruh.... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 лет назад +22

      bruh you can't grill the show for inappropriate laugh tracks when you got us being your laugh track with lines like this

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 5 лет назад +1

      4:16
      Bruh

    • @gohargoharlaw3334
      @gohargoharlaw3334 5 лет назад

      Funniest smartest thing I've ever heard

    • @TheGoddamnJefe
      @TheGoddamnJefe 5 лет назад

      seg162 Right???

    • @jefferyorton1723
      @jefferyorton1723 5 лет назад

      Oh snap!

  • @PileOfStones
    @PileOfStones 5 лет назад +1423

    You have to be a top tier writer to both further stigmatize AIDS and explain that there's a lot of misinformation about AIDS in such a narrow time slot.

    • @kungpaopizza2126
      @kungpaopizza2126 4 года назад +3

      :::::; distributing 🚫AIDS pamphlets:::: *here,take one* 🎫🤚

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 4 года назад +50

      😂back then most people were so fucking freaked out about it (it was up there with immiment nuclear annihilation) but they had no idea what it was or how it worked except that "the gays" had it

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 4 года назад +18

      @@Teeveepicksures I remember Bob Barker doing a PSA telling people you can't get AIDS from a cat. 😷

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 4 года назад +4

      @@zmbdog "Dont forget to spay and neuter your pets."

    • @robotmonthly5512
      @robotmonthly5512 4 года назад

      having AIDS is great!

  • @TheCptCoy
    @TheCptCoy 4 года назад +25

    "but he has full-blownsies, so lets be realistic and keep it to one page, double-spaced"
    my sides are in orbit right now

  • @Dr.Kananga
    @Dr.Kananga 3 года назад +15

    I remember growing up with these great TV shows, they tackled complex social issues and tried to explain the audience how we can all get along with more empathy and less ignorance. We complain today so much media isn't "diverse" or "inclusive", yet nobody points out 40 years ago they were broadcasting better quality shows than today and well ahead of their time.

  • @jarryjayo
    @jarryjayo 6 лет назад +1362

    Yes yes yes I requested this episode. This is all my fault you’re watching this.

    • @Angie_Onaleta
      @Angie_Onaleta 6 лет назад +23

      jarry jayo Thank you! 🤣

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 6 лет назад +16

      I owe you a beer, and I promise there will be no AIDS in it.

    • @MalusProphet
      @MalusProphet 6 лет назад +3

      jarry jayo then you sir, are the real MVP!

    • @djpal5321
      @djpal5321 6 лет назад

      jarry jayo 👍👍

    • @isrulius
      @isrulius 6 лет назад +2

      jarry jayo you really are full of yourself aren’t you? You didn’t make this episode, and I highly doubt you were the only one to request it.

  • @Robertoni7
    @Robertoni7 4 года назад +330

    “It’s not my fault you got AIDS.”
    Wesley was always savage, but damn...

    • @trevorbarnhill3399
      @trevorbarnhill3399 3 года назад +12

      Cue the theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm after that line.

  • @David_Downs
    @David_Downs 2 года назад +7

    "well, I got AIDS, but other than that I am doing pretty good" That line, with that delivery and that derpy expression on this face.. oh man,.

  • @gusmc01
    @gusmc01 2 года назад +3

    "Strong contender for worst laugh track use of all time" LOL 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @benwhitnell
    @benwhitnell 6 лет назад +316

    “Dot the ‘i’s’ and cross the t-cells...” I’m dead

  • @EthanMasonGill
    @EthanMasonGill 6 лет назад +243

    “If you’re during a episode about aids give the laugh track guy the day off”😂😂

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 5 лет назад

      doing *an, during *an, it's all the same.

  • @Mevenda1
    @Mevenda1 4 года назад +9

    The writing of this episode is amazing lol. I’m so glad we’ve come such a long way to help people with this illness. That hug was adorable.

  • @jjccg9415
    @jjccg9415 4 года назад +11

    “AIDSbraham Lincoln”
    Bruuuh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsmejay8406
    @itsmejay8406 6 лет назад +338

    "Danny tries to give Wesley his Lincoln costume. Wesley says, 'Miss me with that bullshit,' and abandons danny faster than his immune system." Borderline obscene how much this made me 😲🤣😂😢

    • @Sweet_Malou
      @Sweet_Malou 6 лет назад +1

      Recklesss 1990 same.

    • @Mickielicious
      @Mickielicious 6 лет назад

      Recklesss 1990 in all real ness, this is heartbreaking for someone to get HIV through a blood transfusion. But laughing it good for the soul

    • @darrenjames3065
      @darrenjames3065 6 лет назад +6

      When he said miss me with that bullshit, I had a delayed response. By the time I actually started laughing at it, I’d heard the rest of the line. I literally had to pause the video to laugh at the entire line before I could continue.

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 6 лет назад +453

    They're positive, Danny's positive.

    • @Hadra568
      @Hadra568 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. Divery superAIDStendent

  • @djnoneofyourbusiness525
    @djnoneofyourbusiness525 4 года назад +14

    “Marcia calls the school’s superAIDStendent, who said they’re positive Danny’s positive.” 😂

  • @gamertrask9153
    @gamertrask9153 4 года назад +9

    “ADISburham Lincoln” HAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

  • @RAE10182504
    @RAE10182504 6 лет назад +596

    😂 rearranging guts without a rubber!

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад +3

      RAE10182504 - The video makes it sound like there is something wrong with that. It's an effective form of feng shui, if you ask me. 😉

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 6 лет назад +11

      RAE10182504 Danny was gettin it in even before puberty fam.

    • @theajtruth
      @theajtruth 6 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Jeffrey 😂😂gottem

    • @theajtruth
      @theajtruth 6 лет назад

      Lmfao you deleted your comments

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +2

      theajtruth Also anal, don't neglect the pooper.

  • @PeanutButterZombie00
    @PeanutButterZombie00 6 лет назад +1167

    "Hey, Boss, I can't come in to work today. Yeah, I'm totally full-blownsies."

    • @deadward173
      @deadward173 5 лет назад +3

      Every morning, take a baby aspirin, okay? If you're gonna fly, take two. that shit will be gone in a month "Rali"

  • @itscaylanotkayla8669
    @itscaylanotkayla8669 4 года назад +6

    "tHiS. fUcKiNg. LaUgH tRaCk." WHY WAS THAT ONE SENTENCE THE THING THAT MADE ME LOSE MY LUNGS???

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 3 года назад +6

    "Using the back door like a side piece"
    My fućkiñg ribs 🤣😂

  • @homeyiommi1921
    @homeyiommi1921 5 лет назад +754

    4:44 AIDSbraham Lincoln
    Best line in the video.

    • @LoopayLu
      @LoopayLu 5 лет назад +2

      IKR!😂

    • @rajahSufiji
      @rajahSufiji 4 года назад +3

      Came here just to like this comment

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 4 года назад +5

      I missed it the first time I watched it, just caught it now on 2nd viewing.... made me lose my shit.

    • @Pavix1976
      @Pavix1976 4 года назад +5

      Don't forget "ActHIVities"

    • @dashbrown344
      @dashbrown344 4 года назад +1

      Nah, 0:32 Super AIDStendant was first lol!

  • @taylorhensel4044
    @taylorhensel4044 6 лет назад +94

    "Whoopsie daisy no-no blood."
    Excuse me, yes, 911? I'd like to report a murder.

  • @travisrowe7697
    @travisrowe7697 4 года назад +4

    “Give me a bite and I’ll free ya” low key craziest line in the video lol. Easy to miss it.

  • @DeadlyFungi
    @DeadlyFungi 3 года назад +5

    "Sharing dirty swing needles" that line got me.

  • @FlannelGuy_1978
    @FlannelGuy_1978 6 лет назад +377

    "gimme a bite of your cupcake, i'll free ya...."

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 6 лет назад +115

      That Guy lmfaoooo i was so shocked when he said that

    • @DONIMATOR-pn5rp
      @DONIMATOR-pn5rp 6 лет назад +5

      That Guy I think i dont get it the way they intend it to be

    • @lonely_crash2059
      @lonely_crash2059 6 лет назад +5

      He always says it and its always funny

    • @simsimma9622
      @simsimma9622 6 лет назад +49

      That Guy That line is fucking INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK???

    • @chadnorth10
      @chadnorth10 6 лет назад +9

      That Guy most insane line in the episode

  • @imnotagoodboy2319
    @imnotagoodboy2319 4 года назад +233

    Literally the only time I’ve ever seen AIDS thrown around so casually in my life

    • @Boxhead42
      @Boxhead42 4 года назад +32

      You should have seen how casually AIDS was thrown around in San Francisco in the 80s and Atlanta in the 90s.
      Ba dum tsss. 😀

    • @jaredgiff6342
      @jaredgiff6342 4 года назад +6

      thank god you added the literally or it would have been difficult to determine the authenticity of your comment

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 4 года назад +5

      You didn't watch enough 1980s sitcoms then. I think they all had an awkward "AIDS" episode. Even 'Captain Planet' had one that was pretty much just as baffling as this.

    • @jonnyfendi2003
      @jonnyfendi2003 3 года назад +3

      Welcome to 2021 where Prep makes gay people bareback left and right like its nothing

    • @donaldcady3839
      @donaldcady3839 3 года назад +1

      @@Boxhead42 🔥😈🔥

  • @lc4328
    @lc4328 Год назад +3

    The “I’ll free yah” comment.. omg lmfao

  • @meganmarie5243
    @meganmarie5243 4 года назад +4

    “wildly dangerous swangin blood transfusion with whoopsie daisy no no blood” sent me 🤣🤣

  • @theN4ever
    @theN4ever 6 лет назад +227

    "And now he's got everybody shook about his knee scab body count and his mint chip homie licks"
    😂 Quote of the year

  • @aclevername8399
    @aclevername8399 6 лет назад +301

    "And Wesley abandons Danny faster than his own immune system."

    • @singerg02
      @singerg02 5 лет назад +7

      *BRUH...* 😂😂😂

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 лет назад +4

      That KILLED me! 😂🤣😂🤣
      Cold blooded!

    • @Dtctr010
      @Dtctr010 4 года назад +1

      Holy shit that line was brutal

  • @PSICK1234ikillallracistrolls
    @PSICK1234ikillallracistrolls 4 года назад +1

    Dawg, when I'm down and out ....I come to these videos and instantly get cheered up.

  • @xaviermccorriston1511
    @xaviermccorriston1511 4 года назад +7

    "Jeez, tough room" This shit is tooooo good

  • @fstrgray82
    @fstrgray82 4 года назад +347

    "Wikipedia Classic", love it! Also..."the book was printed in 1957, years before the government invented [AIDS]" is gold.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 года назад

      @Box Addict
      Dude… This shit is nothing more than a strain of the flu/common cold renamed. But I agree with you that these jabs are eviI.

  • @athenalasagna9600
    @athenalasagna9600 5 лет назад +202

    Next show:
    "I-i have....cancer"
    *laugh track: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  • @marisolorosco4345
    @marisolorosco4345 3 года назад

    Omg i think i remember this episode. Watching it in 2021=mind blown. Thanks for posting this and your narration is hilarious 🤣. Just subscribed.

  • @jmbf355
    @jmbf355 3 года назад

    I can’t! These narrations are gold!

  • @mojo6385
    @mojo6385 6 лет назад +611

    "wikipedia classic"

    • @TheLilRussia
      @TheLilRussia 6 лет назад +1

      Hi Shane Gallagher, where is the joke? kek

    • @chocolat917
      @chocolat917 6 лет назад +6

      Years before the US government invented it

    • @LoopayLu
      @LoopayLu 5 лет назад

      sooo good😂

  • @Gman941
    @Gman941 4 года назад +397

    "Wesley has been in the bath, trying to scrub the AIDS away"
    I miss the late 80's

  • @NotANameist
    @NotANameist 3 года назад +3

    That “if you give me your cupcake” line is savage!!!! Hahahahaha

  • @peacefuljeffrey
    @peacefuljeffrey 4 года назад

    This is BRILLIANT COMEDY, brilliantly executed. Laugh-out-loud stuff!

  • @callmekrayy
    @callmekrayy 4 года назад +655

    "Using the back door like a side piece."
    Who is this writer for this channel,because omg?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 4 года назад +31

      This whole video legit has me in tears

    • @npcvillager8703
      @npcvillager8703 4 года назад +13

      This whole episode is so inappropriate and was very disrespectful on the subject of aids

    • @ghostdtx
      @ghostdtx 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @landopolaroid9157
      @landopolaroid9157 4 года назад +25

      NPC Villager aids isn’t as deadly as it was before, nowadays. A lot of people have fought for access to medications that have since allowed people with aids to live for way longer periods of time. This is just making fun of how stupid the general population was about aids back in the day.

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 4 года назад +2

      @@landopolaroid9157 exactly idk y this kid is booty hurt

  • @theCogentIntrovert
    @theCogentIntrovert 6 лет назад +95

    He's lucky that young man didn't slap the cupcake taste right out of his mouth 😂😂

  • @JacquelynNhi
    @JacquelynNhi 4 года назад +1

    This was my show back in the day!

  • @AGoodHairDay
    @AGoodHairDay 3 года назад +8

    “I’ve got Aids”
    Audience: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”

  • @ditherdather
    @ditherdather 4 года назад +413

    "Unless it's ass karate, or pralines and heroine". I couldn't breathe!

    • @Octobersun95
      @Octobersun95 4 года назад +4

      I heard him say that while reading your comment 😂🙏

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 4 года назад +2

      That had me going. Some people have too much time on their hands. Funny as hell 😂 though

    • @RoseRose-hp4rq
      @RoseRose-hp4rq 2 года назад +4

      Mint chip homie licks 😂😂

    • @TheBennyBaboon
      @TheBennyBaboon Год назад +1

      That line always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RocketRoketto
      @RocketRoketto Год назад +2

      I deadass named my blog Pralines And Heroin after that line 😂

  • @freedamerican5243
    @freedamerican5243 6 лет назад +454

    “Years before the US government invented it.” 😂😂😂

    • @SkeletonMurderer
      @SkeletonMurderer 5 лет назад +8

      Michael Rowe Possibly the most savage joke of this series.

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 5 лет назад +8

      Wheres th lie tho

    • @emic5783
      @emic5783 5 лет назад

      I choked on my water

  • @yragcom1
    @yragcom1 3 года назад +4

    Dear God, my sides hurt. This was brilliant.

  • @AndyFelbab
    @AndyFelbab 3 года назад

    Holy shit this one might be the best I've seen. Thank you Dashiell.

  • @NiamhCreates
    @NiamhCreates 6 лет назад +512

    That laugh track, though.

  • @Spartucus101
    @Spartucus101 6 лет назад +49

    "Don't be mean to your friend who just found out they have aids, because their week is already not going great.." Ok that shit hurt, good job. Funny or Die is back.

  • @DonDiesel885
    @DonDiesel885 4 года назад +1

    some solid laughs dude haha im glad there's still some creators out there who aren't scared to take it there and bust thru that pc ceiling

  • @kermittheslob8530
    @kermittheslob8530 4 года назад +3

    @4:56 Let’s be realistic. keep it one page. double spaced. 😂😂😂💀

  • @GrayAcre
    @GrayAcre 6 лет назад +448

    Poor Danny, at least he stayed positive throughout it all

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 6 лет назад +140

    NEVER. STOP. MAKING. THESE.

  • @WriterPlaysMTG
    @WriterPlaysMTG 4 года назад +6

    To quote princess Diana on what she she said about people with AIDS “HIV doesn’t make people dangerous to know”

    • @sixtythreekraft2608
      @sixtythreekraft2608 3 года назад

      Diana was "dangerous to know," said the other people in her car.

  • @kenigma79
    @kenigma79 4 года назад +4

    “Whoopsie daisy no-no blood” 😂 😂 🤣🤣

  • @gtrenegade1524
    @gtrenegade1524 5 лет назад +68

    "Wesley says miss me with that bull shit" 😂

    • @cmartichick
      @cmartichick 2 года назад

      I laughed so hard 😅😅😅

  • @CharlestonChica
    @CharlestonChica 5 лет назад +225

    His classmates made Danny feel lower than his T-cell count.

  • @nicolaeentertainment8280
    @nicolaeentertainment8280 3 года назад +5

    My dude really said "Give me a bite of your cupcake and I'll free ya." I'm dying.

    • @darthhatchet775
      @darthhatchet775 3 года назад +5

      The best part is reading the comments of people losing their shit over it 😂

  • @xelaredna6841
    @xelaredna6841 6 лет назад +42

    "If you give me a bite of your cupcake I'll free ya." Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor.

    • @RocketRoketto
      @RocketRoketto Год назад

      What does that even mean?

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Год назад +1

      They were doing a play on Lincoln. How hard is it to understand

  • @EST84x
    @EST84x 6 лет назад +67

    Suddenly Zack Morris seems like an empathetic and caring human being.

    • @embracethebright1587
      @embracethebright1587 5 лет назад

      Where is this coming from . what did Zach do?

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 5 лет назад +3

      Kimmy Sunshine boy do we have a series in store for you.

  • @nrkgalt
    @nrkgalt 4 года назад +3

    What I remember most about this episode is the kid playing Franklin Pierce said he opened diplomatic and trade relations with Japan. The crowd booed him. Mr. Belvedere said there must be a lot of steel workers in the crowd.

  • @xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843
    @xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 3 года назад +2

    Ron & Nancy absolutely approved that laugh track.

  • @grundle420
    @grundle420 6 лет назад +53

    AIDS is just like shoplifting. Great job Wesley

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 6 лет назад +111

    "Because he probably fucking killed himself" is like the kamehameha of comedy.

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 лет назад +10

      Are you saying Goku would approve?

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 лет назад +4

      Funny Or Die
      Ha ha, I'm sure he would. Any time you gotta watch the episode twice because you're too excited waiting for the best bit the first time, there's a little bit of Goku, watching and nodding.

  • @C.U.N.Tahiti
    @C.U.N.Tahiti 4 года назад +2

    Pralines and heroin..using the backdoor like a side piece..he has fullblownsies..just a few among my faves 😂

  • @mellimel1174
    @mellimel1174 3 года назад

    Great narration/observations. It really was like that-a lot of fear and lack of knowledge.

  • @girardwhiting2086
    @girardwhiting2086 6 лет назад +17

    "Well I got aids but other than that I'm pretty good" holy shit

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 5 лет назад +162

    “Give the laugh track guy a day off”

  • @tombrady5433
    @tombrady5433 3 года назад

    These were such great shows every week-night in the 80's. I loved being a kid in the 80's.

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад +1

    "AcHivities" was such a brilliantly subtle joke, that even though I've watched this A LOT of times, I only now caught it because the captions were on. Well done Dashiell, well done indeed.