Seinfeld: Jerry Loves Saying "My Wife"

After Meryl (Courteney Cox) tells the dry cleaner that they're married, Jerry can't stop saying "my wife." Kramer even has a go at saying the line, which I think is one of Kramer's most underrated lines of all-time. From the episode "The Wife." From the Season 5 DVD.
For those wondering, I posted this video because it wasn't up already and felt it should be. If you guys want any video up that isn't on RUclips already, send me a private message and I'll try to get on it as soon as possible. Also, I have almost no technological skill, so I can't make montages. Sorry guys.

[@irradiatedghoul945]

Got married 2 days ago. I'm showing this to my wife now XD

[@chrissmith338]

My wife has an inner ear infection....

[@147258GS]

Who wrote that? That's gold! Gold Jerry. Gold!

[@andrewdoyle1772]

Literally got married for the sole purpose of being able to say "my wife...".

[@stephenhartwell3831]

*Borat voice* Myyyyyy Wiiiiiiiiiffffe

[@jonathanmyers2867]

Jerry: Yeah?
Elaine: Mah.
Jerry: Mah.

[@marlabankie]

Such a beautiful friendship

[@eyeyamI]

These pretzels
Are makin me thirsty

[@MadHatter42]

My wife
Is makin me thirsty

[@sam.lipchutz]

Just wait until you start saying my ex-wife. Not even joking it’s literally even better

[@HABO2210]

Courteney Cox was the best Seinfeld girlfriend

[@cedricbeard4609]

They were so compatible 💯

[@wildcatmac13]

John Mulaney stole this bit from Jerry Seinfeld

[@Djarra]

Columbo agrees with Jerry

[@srpr2448]

cosmo agrees with Jerry

[@lornabolt6169]

lol yeah thats funny

[@Benjumanjo]

if you say you have a wife that implies there's at least one person out there who can stand you, and that you're not gay. Two self-compliments for the price of one.

[@nittygritty7503]

OVERTIME!

[@ColtraneTaylor]

If you have a problem with gay people then you might be a dumb ppprick.

[@ManicEightBall]

How many people are here because their wife actually has an inner ear infection?