POV: You Know Too Much

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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  • @BeauAss
    @BeauAss  Год назад +3803

    Because I see so many comments asking what movie this scene comes from, it's from the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"

    • @TwitterMutual
      @TwitterMutual Год назад +160

      Kinda funny to use a clip from a Kubrick film with a song from an artist inspired by Kubrick's The Shining

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +122

      @GoatpukeI heard Kubrick had a fight with Warner Bros executives that wanted to cut some scenes from that movie. I bet it involved child trafficking and ritualistic human sacrifice. Normal modern billionaire activities.

    • @lpc9929
      @lpc9929 9 месяцев назад +1

      The the bacteria is universe. They don't want you to knowing this. I am infertile from eating scented candles. I telepathic to universe bacteria. The

    • @AL_Prophit
      @AL_Prophit 9 месяцев назад +9

      Glad you didn’t put the real song/chant 😂 Nightmares activate

    • @kaiju2296
      @kaiju2296 9 месяцев назад +7

      I feel old

  • @krunoslavsimic6267
    @krunoslavsimic6267 8 месяцев назад +2201

    JFK: I will defund the CIA
    The CIA:

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 8 месяцев назад +135

      The CIA: how dare you stop us from sacrificing children

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад +45

      CIA: "AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY"

    • @pinguaweonao5439
      @pinguaweonao5439 6 месяцев назад +24

      Lee Harvey Oswald:🔥

    • @deloreandmc88
      @deloreandmc88 6 месяцев назад +11

      Research Executive Order 11110

    • @surrealhumor1235
      @surrealhumor1235 6 месяцев назад +10

      "we will defund your life"

  • @asbuestos
    @asbuestos Год назад +11495

    “I started my company in my parents’ garage”
    Their parents’ garage:

    • @onethatobjects4960
      @onethatobjects4960 9 месяцев назад +246

      Underrated

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 месяцев назад +48

      Lol. 👍

    • @CumtownAndConspiracyClips
      @CumtownAndConspiracyClips 9 месяцев назад +111

      So accurate tho 😅🥶🥶🥶

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 месяцев назад +63

      @@CumtownAndConspiracyClips probably started selling ice door to door if you get what you mean to have that level of money.

    • @macicoinc9363
      @macicoinc9363 9 месяцев назад +8

      Kek

  • @wildfiregaming2717
    @wildfiregaming2717 Месяц назад +26

    Blackrock executive leadership meeting :

  • @haidergaur4443
    @haidergaur4443 Год назад +135

    Pov:you dig a hole too deep in new york

    • @patricklewis9787
      @patricklewis9787 8 месяцев назад +28

      This comment goes unfathomably hard after what just happened holy shit

    • @justsomeone5812
      @justsomeone5812 8 месяцев назад

      @@patricklewis9787what happened ?

    • @Apes_TogetherStrong
      @Apes_TogetherStrong 8 месяцев назад

      @@justsomeone5812IIRC Jewish New Yorkers dug tunnels underneath a Synagogue to gather there and got caught by the owner of said Synagogue and the police.

    • @huljoc
      @huljoc 8 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@justsomeone5812Jewish tunnels. Possibly for trafficking.

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 8 месяцев назад

      @@huljoc they were probably raping kids too

  • @jimcobbler3954
    @jimcobbler3954 Месяц назад +11

    POV: You mixed Baja blast and Coca Cola. (They don’t want you finding the recipe for ambrosia)

  • @someone-wh2rb
    @someone-wh2rb 6 месяцев назад +22

    the UN on an average Tuesday:

  • @ItsKenny11
    @ItsKenny11 11 месяцев назад +31

    when you become friends with the elite

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад

      Layne knew too much.

    • @ItsKenny11
      @ItsKenny11 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheKingWhoWins maybe 🤔

  • @Lefrog420Blazin
    @Lefrog420Blazin 8 месяцев назад +11

    POV: You understand symbolism.

  • @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
    @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 8 месяцев назад +7

    - Why Disney still making trash?
    *The Disney's investors:*

  • @spoopyidk
    @spoopyidk 7 месяцев назад +27

    "Hey, you wanna come to our pizza party? Tom Hanks and Rhianna are coming!"
    "Yeah, sure!"
    The Pizza Party:

  • @Rct3master44
    @Rct3master44 8 месяцев назад +11

    when the sacrifice says something so masonphobic you gotta hit them with that true 33rd degree stare.

    • @GranSinderesis
      @GranSinderesis 8 месяцев назад +3

      You need to speak in ancient sumerian and just calmly say...

  • @chellinacell7450
    @chellinacell7450 8 месяцев назад +7

    POV: You Know Epstein's Client List

  • @No-kb9oy
    @No-kb9oy 3 месяца назад +2

    When you suggest the Bourgeoisie shouldn’t be the ones in power:

  • @eolha
    @eolha Год назад +4668

    the last thing you see after you sneak into the temple on epstein’s “abandoned” island

    • @sanctussimonis
      @sanctussimonis Год назад +110

      ​@@fraser9834the truth lies upon those

    • @veroist_
      @veroist_ 9 месяцев назад +72

      ​@@sanctussimonis THE FEDS AIN'T GETTING ME

    • @durag.mugenz
      @durag.mugenz 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@veroist_ nah rip my homeboy 😮‍💨💀😭😭😭😭

    • @nagiaoe2434
      @nagiaoe2434 9 месяцев назад +70

      Do you know about the underground pit where they kept the children?
      Yeah, me neither

    • @dranoelarios4788
      @dranoelarios4788 9 месяцев назад +46

      @@durag.mugenzOh thank goodness. It’s the UN!
      They can help! (Clueless)

  • @jovankabroz6858
    @jovankabroz6858 Год назад +4734

    "Hey you should join our DnD game sessions, they're really fun!"
    Their avarage session:

    • @immortalsnail322
      @immortalsnail322 11 месяцев назад +162

      Ending 4/7
      "Welcome To The Game."

    • @H4V3N
      @H4V3N 9 месяцев назад +187

      Playing dnd with the worlds elite would go hard ngl

    • @quvuergatulyai980
      @quvuergatulyai980 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@immortalsnail322LMAO

    • @gearbox-man973
      @gearbox-man973 9 месяцев назад

      Possibly when you lose you will lost everything. Not just death. EVERYTHING! ​@@H4V3N

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 8 месяцев назад +19

      I’m laying D&D but the setting is the real world and your players are real people.

  • @DiscoLizzard
    @DiscoLizzard 7 месяцев назад +909

    Nestle company meeting

    • @afterhours1337
      @afterhours1337 7 месяцев назад +5

      Holy shit

    • @Iustusxi
      @Iustusxi 7 месяцев назад +2

      They make food dawg 😂

    • @DiscoLizzard
      @DiscoLizzard 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Iustusxi *and enslave African villages to farm their chocolate and steal their water (look it up bro)

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 7 месяцев назад +52

      ​@@Iustusxi You haven't found out yet that Nestle is basically the devil?

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад

      You haven't found out yet nearly all corporations have no ethics or morality? (May as well be working with the devil)

  • @comrade3537
    @comrade3537 Год назад +5866

    Pov: you took a wrong turn at the Denver airport

    • @youngsheldonrobux
      @youngsheldonrobux Год назад +216

      As a person who has taken a wrong turn at the Denver airport, I can confirm

    • @d0r1t0z
      @d0r1t0z Год назад +54

      whats wrong with that airport?

    • @comrade3537
      @comrade3537 Год назад +315

      @@d0r1t0z it's quite the airport, lots of strange things about it.

    • @achi3982
      @achi3982 Год назад +11

      @@comrade3537 like what?

    • @comrade3537
      @comrade3537 Год назад +296

      @@achi3982 gargoyles that move, tram tunnels that go to nowhere, halls that cause exhaustion.

  • @Gnostics-Gnightmare
    @Gnostics-Gnightmare 9 месяцев назад +8445

    when you say something so esoteric the whole room gives you a masonic stare

    • @DARKSTARSYMBOL
      @DARKSTARSYMBOL 9 месяцев назад +121

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @brandoncalderon2095
      @brandoncalderon2095 9 месяцев назад +53

      Good one

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад

      They are the "ferengi" foot soldiers

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +25

      Well they are the ferengy soldiers

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 9 месяцев назад +2

      At that point just pull out a trowel and promise them some good wine in your cellar

  • @Brandon-hn4yg
    @Brandon-hn4yg 6 месяцев назад +1271

    POV: you’re supposed to testify against boeing in the morning

    • @joem.6940
      @joem.6940 6 месяцев назад +43

      The CIA is making sure this comment doesn't get liked

    • @joem.6940
      @joem.6940 6 месяцев назад +30

      They're coming to get me

    • @TerryMars-uk3tx
      @TerryMars-uk3tx 5 месяцев назад +11

      True

    • @New_LoJack
      @New_LoJack 5 месяцев назад +11

      💀

    • @3Xc01A
      @3Xc01A 5 месяцев назад +11

      Hello Mr CIA agent cateloging all our screen names and triangulating our exact location 🙋

  • @alexsander4958
    @alexsander4958 Год назад +14348

    when u find the way to activate an engine with only water

    • @BeauAss
      @BeauAss  Год назад +1691

      Based on real story😞

    • @successtospectre7123
      @successtospectre7123 Год назад +765

      (He was poisened by the Belgian Investor)

    • @darkhoodx6487
      @darkhoodx6487 Год назад +730

      He committed suicide and staged it like a murder (turns out the engine didn’t work)

    • @Numl9ck
      @Numl9ck Год назад +1266

      Poor guy shot himself in the back 12 times😭

    • @ikiluify
      @ikiluify Год назад +96

      Goated comment

  • @Anthonnnnn
    @Anthonnnnn 9 месяцев назад +9604

    POV: You just discovered something that will help billions of people and guide humanity to a more peaceful World

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 9 месяцев назад +532

      "Why help billions of people? Helping a few (elite) hundred is much easier."

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@tremendousyeet3467hasbara much?

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tremendousyeet3467they are not elite they are the scum of the earth 😂

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +139

      ​@@tremendousyeet3467
      Don't you mean isn'trealites?

    • @Mewhentheis
      @Mewhentheis 9 месяцев назад +107

      ​@@tremendousyeet3467 government in a nutshell be like:

  • @jebadiahkerman1195
    @jebadiahkerman1195 6 месяцев назад +2370

    POV: you opened the wrong door while looking for the bathroom at the World Economic Forum

    • @perti888
      @perti888 6 месяцев назад +76

      its Klaus in the middle

    • @aaroncruz9181
      @aaroncruz9181 6 месяцев назад +27

      Pov :You're Putin

    • @VodkaPandas
      @VodkaPandas 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@aaroncruz9181 Bruh nobody cares about your opinions.

    • @ashraf7242
      @ashraf7242 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@aaroncruz9181Pov : you’re a British monarch

    • @johndoe-un9uq
      @johndoe-un9uq 6 месяцев назад +3

      Neither do we😂​@@VodkaPandas

  • @ACKERMANO_O
    @ACKERMANO_O 10 месяцев назад +1024

    you knew what the dog was doing:

    • @suso.7913
      @suso.7913 10 месяцев назад +67

      what da dog doin

    • @NotSoJonathanDingleberry
      @NotSoJonathanDingleberry 9 месяцев назад

      You dont want to know@@suso.7913

    • @azisbro
      @azisbro 9 месяцев назад +41

      @@suso.7913I know but someone is knocking my door just 1 minute

    • @OfficerRichardGrimes
      @OfficerRichardGrimes 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@azisbro It's me... I hope you are prepared, no one shall have such knowledge and live.

    • @Mewhentheis
      @Mewhentheis 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@azisbroI don't care if you are in heaven or I will die because of this *I must know what da dog doin*

  • @napalmstrike8592
    @napalmstrike8592 Год назад +861

    Pov: you take a wrong turn in the employees area at Disneyland

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 Год назад +48

      It also happened irl too on Disney World and someone find a place that they should’ve found. He saved himself by saying he was lost but the employees gave a bad and suspect vibe. So yeah.

    • @JoJoJario
      @JoJoJario 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@TheFanBoy1233source? Really wanna see

    • @averagebreadconsumer9489
      @averagebreadconsumer9489 8 месяцев назад +3

      What ​@@TheFanBoy1233

    • @Bigpapaidadwag
      @Bigpapaidadwag 8 месяцев назад +11

      There’s underground tunnels in Disney.it’s used for project monarch.

    • @blackpearl9504
      @blackpearl9504 6 месяцев назад

      The 33 club

  • @krunoslavsimic6267
    @krunoslavsimic6267 8 месяцев назад +1438

    Big pharma when you find the cure for cancer:

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад +22

      Me walking around like the Pulp Fiction John Travolta meme.
      "So it looks like this isn't the Cheesecake Factory, I'll have to excuse myself"

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 6 месяцев назад +6

      Scientist: Wow, uhhhh.... Uoops!

    • @Moonotter1
      @Moonotter1 6 месяцев назад +3

      35 percent Hydrogen peroxide

    • @vannderwalss2380
      @vannderwalss2380 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Moonotter1 What?

    • @3Xc01A
      @3Xc01A 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@vannderwalss2380 2% ephedrine

  • @davidfeltheim2501
    @davidfeltheim2501 Год назад +7484

    POV: you've climbed all the way up the socioeconomic ladder and get to meet the attendees of Bohemian Grove:

  • @zen0maXXr
    @zen0maXXr Год назад +2329

    POV: you asked the hollywood director how to be a director :

    • @revolutioninc7081
      @revolutioninc7081 9 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠@Goatpukecould be just as likely he didn’t include any actual substance in the work yet and there is no meaning to it.

    • @revolutioninc7081
      @revolutioninc7081 9 месяцев назад +3

      @Goatpuke js saying it’s a fools errand.

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@revolutioninc7081I could see your kipa

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 9 месяцев назад +59

      POV: You asked why they want you to put occult symbolism in your art

    • @ButtersLStotch
      @ButtersLStotch 9 месяцев назад +5

      @Goatpukeyou saw the storyboards?

  • @impcec6734
    @impcec6734 6 месяцев назад +713

    POV: you’ve just won CIA award for excellence in journalism.

    • @Central_Intelligence_Agency.-l
      @Central_Intelligence_Agency.-l 4 месяца назад +12

      @JumboMcealThis didn’t happen. Last warning.

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 4 месяца назад +1

      Johnny Harris after winning the emmy:

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Central_Intelligence_Agency.-lNo way.
      Their channel got deleted 💀

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 4 месяца назад +1

      The Panama Papers.

  • @redacted1685
    @redacted1685 8 месяцев назад +2868

    POV: You've opened the wrong door at Balenciaga

    • @Violet-fg9db
      @Violet-fg9db 8 месяцев назад +23

      😂😂😂

    • @SH1N
      @SH1N 8 месяцев назад +15

      Underrated one!!

    • @redacted1685
      @redacted1685 8 месяцев назад

      @@SH1N awh yeah baby

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus 8 месяцев назад +7

      This one really cheered me up after... Well, the rest

    • @hunteref.1276
      @hunteref.1276 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 9 месяцев назад +2430

    “If I told you the names of half the people in this room, you’d never sleep again.”
    Cue the sense of looming dread.

    • @visualbliss9993
      @visualbliss9993 8 месяцев назад +134

      I always thought that was because his wife was one of the slaves and that she brought that mask home and put it on his bed

    • @rodinleusin873
      @rodinleusin873 8 месяцев назад +190

      @@visualbliss9993 there were probably powerful politicians and friends of his there

    • @Bigpapaidadwag
      @Bigpapaidadwag 8 месяцев назад +73

      @@visualbliss9993it was bc the ppl their were extremely powerful and the movie alludes to kids bring their at the party

    • @MrDextrator
      @MrDextrator 8 месяцев назад +48

      @@visualbliss9993I never thought about it. I just thought this was their way if intimidating him to tell him “we know where you live, we will get you and your wife if you ever come here again”

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 8 месяцев назад

      Epstein didn’t kill himself

  • @dingledorf5615
    @dingledorf5615 6 месяцев назад +476

    When you checked one too many early life sections on Wikipedia.

    • @Theophan123
      @Theophan123 6 месяцев назад +77

      And then one day, for no reason at all....

    • @Carmilla_Mircalla
      @Carmilla_Mircalla 6 месяцев назад +39

      J

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 6 месяцев назад +72

      110 countries can't be wrong

    • @webdev8283
      @webdev8283 6 месяцев назад +3

      I don't understand.

    • @thebuster471
      @thebuster471 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Theophan123Just a little peaceful accident 😊

  • @DefinedCmajor
    @DefinedCmajor Год назад +6055

    when you discovered a great invention that can revolutionize the future of humanity by 100x but the government wants a peaceful talk with you

  • @Bunnyfrompiggy
    @Bunnyfrompiggy Год назад +2050

    "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"

    • @mellowsproductions
      @mellowsproductions 9 месяцев назад +77

      The man in the red mask thought it was funny

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 9 месяцев назад +20

      Best comment. 100/100

    • @SpringBross
      @SpringBross 8 месяцев назад +4

      Correct!

    • @nombre4138
      @nombre4138 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@mellowsproductionsand what about the green mask guy? He looks really happy

    • @RUGRATED
      @RUGRATED 8 месяцев назад +2

      They kinda vibin w it

  • @loki5957
    @loki5957 8 месяцев назад +825

    POV: When you finally found the lost 24 min footage of eyes wide shut

    • @joshsteele6925
      @joshsteele6925 8 месяцев назад +141

      😅 all jokes aside, this comment is goated. I truly believe whatever was in those last 24 minutes or so really would've caused some major repercussions and consequences for many "people."

    • @JohnSmith-ur2ki
      @JohnSmith-ur2ki 6 месяцев назад +8

      bro wtf. I thought this was it.

    • @Cam-im8io
      @Cam-im8io 6 месяцев назад +3

      What is that about?

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 6 месяцев назад

      ​@Cam-im8io oh nothing, we gotta sent you some goodies for that.

    • @YakubTheScientist8841
      @YakubTheScientist8841 6 месяцев назад +62

      ​@@Cam-im8iothe director of the movie died of a heart attack shortly before release and warner brothers removed 24 minutes of footage from the final cut after his death

  • @RoboJesus89
    @RoboJesus89 Год назад +3105

    The last thing the scientists who cured cancer see

    • @devxul
      @devxul Год назад +23

      lol

    • @pastaslut
      @pastaslut Год назад +2

      This is such a horrifying theory

    • @stas6851
      @stas6851 9 месяцев назад +62

      *saw

    • @Shadow-._duo
      @Shadow-._duo 9 месяцев назад

      grammar officer here @@stas6851

    • @ViperCannabis
      @ViperCannabis 9 месяцев назад +1

      Its crazy how your likes are at "666" 🤨🤨

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 8 месяцев назад +4260

    POV: You just said "Bless you" instead of "Moloch consume you" after someone sneezed at the UN HQ function

    • @doktorkto3387
      @doktorkto3387 8 месяцев назад +32

      Kiedy wieśmak ball

    • @ixxxxxxx
      @ixxxxxxx 8 месяцев назад +57

      lmfao

    • @0xLabRat
      @0xLabRat 8 месяцев назад +20

      I didn’t understand a sh*t 💀💀

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 8 месяцев назад

      @@0xLabRat
      bless you - a thing you say when someone sneezes
      moloch - an ancient god, associated with the devil and child sacrifice, often said to be worshipped by elites
      UN - united nations
      HQ - headquarters
      function - party, typically a ghetto gangster one

    • @1504Face
      @1504Face 8 месяцев назад +194

      @@0xLabRatJew

  • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
    @WeaponizedGoochsweat 8 месяцев назад +1674

    POV: you decided to take the plunge down the rabbit hole. You found what you wanted to know, and what you were allowed to know. But one day, you got too vocal about what you learned, and the rest is history.

    • @DonkeyKickingMC
      @DonkeyKickingMC 8 месяцев назад +44

      Finna be me one day

    • @medoo7825
      @medoo7825 8 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@DonkeyKickingMCIt is me for real but I can't even speak about it, only if god wills It you'll might know.

    • @starquavious3978
      @starquavious3978 8 месяцев назад

      Kindly share with us@@medoo7825

    • @fenris4760
      @fenris4760 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​​@@medoo7825 Can you give me a headstart, where did you start your plunge? That's all i wanna know. Not your findings but just your sources.

    • @iheartnishiki0
      @iheartnishiki0 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@fenris4760join your local lodge

  • @EatitHarvey
    @EatitHarvey 9 месяцев назад +2080

    POV: You're about to become one of the thousands of children that go missing every year

    • @emperorthylord
      @emperorthylord 8 месяцев назад

      tunnels and fingerlakes, shrine hospitals and index funds, fidelity company logo and ratings to save the earth, craftsmen and funds, york and dollar, dumb knowledge for intelligent people

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 8 месяцев назад +150

      Gotta farm that adreno!

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 8 месяцев назад +77

      Epstein

    • @Bigpapaidadwag
      @Bigpapaidadwag 8 месяцев назад +111

      The ultra rich have human hunting parties

    • @NarasimhaDiyasena
      @NarasimhaDiyasena 8 месяцев назад +57

      The sewer J’s would like to have a word with you

  • @TERRORIST.SAIKAT
    @TERRORIST.SAIKAT 9 месяцев назад +968

    Right Wing & Left Wing Leaders after Behaving as opponent infront of public

    • @hugotheimpecileone
      @hugotheimpecileone 8 месяцев назад +101

      Fr its litteraly red team vs blue team at this point.

    • @FakenameStevens
      @FakenameStevens 8 месяцев назад +69

      Right wing and left wing leaders after behaving normally in front of each other (polarisation of the people is the aim of the world order):

    • @an0970
      @an0970 7 месяцев назад +24

      What video games do you think trump and Biden play together, after getting so many people to go against each other?

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@an0970destiny 2 PVP

    • @Iustusxi
      @Iustusxi 7 месяцев назад

      They are all ran by the same people…🤥

  • @alexandero9936
    @alexandero9936 Год назад +1318

    I suddenly have the urge to buy a bulldozer, several hundred pounds of rolled homogenous steel and a welder to fight the new world order.

    • @gammelvammelpiknar
      @gammelvammelpiknar Год назад +52

      The AGM comming ypur way🗿🍷

    • @user-hi3cw6vc9j
      @user-hi3cw6vc9j Год назад +145

      To the legacy of the killdozer

    • @ghostyy9430
      @ghostyy9430 Год назад +176

      The government would call you a terrorist, we'd call you a hero and a freedom fighter.

    • @abhaypratapsingh8038
      @abhaypratapsingh8038 Год назад +11

      You should watch one piece

    • @ym6294
      @ym6294 9 месяцев назад +43

      Extremely Based 🗿.

  • @pinkmark4047
    @pinkmark4047 8 месяцев назад +464

    POV: You've just been inaugurated as the U.S. President and now have to attend the after-party.

    • @aaroncruz9181
      @aaroncruz9181 7 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine being Donald Trump at that point.Literally escaped jail in style.

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад +20

      Room of masked individuals:
      "This is how things are going to be done"

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@hugotheimpecileonestep one: turn the freaking frogs gay

    • @Cam-im8io
      @Cam-im8io 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@aaroncruz9181he's the best president, and the future of the country, embrace it, not sleepy Joe

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 6 месяцев назад

      hes literally one of the people in the mask. how can you worship a man like that@@Cam-im8io

  • @jesko_3592
    @jesko_3592 Год назад +267

    Pov: you went to school on a skipday

    • @arturoac
      @arturoac Год назад +13

      i did that before, and i confirm this statement

    • @jasongombos3492
      @jasongombos3492 Год назад +8

      They're doing this 3 days for our school, lets hope I don't walk into a staff meeting...

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. 9 месяцев назад +831

    Pov: you're part of a billionaire family and they need you to continue their legacy through "legal" ways.

  • @kurtomcburto
    @kurtomcburto 8 месяцев назад +266

    POV: The pizza place has a basement

  • @logicalmorningzz3532
    @logicalmorningzz3532 Год назад +1264

    POV: You made a huge discovery that can progress humanity by 1000s of years

    • @nickfilippos3340
      @nickfilippos3340 8 месяцев назад +5

      I was about to click the Like button, but then I thought twice...(it was exactly 3 times 6 when I commented)

    • @aaroncruz9181
      @aaroncruz9181 7 месяцев назад +2

      Pov : you're Yugoslavia

    • @iillililillliliilliiililil5066
      @iillililillliliilliiililil5066 6 месяцев назад

      It’s called communism

  • @totallynoteverything1.
    @totallynoteverything1. 8 месяцев назад +466

    the entire party when the $65k ordered "hotdogs" and "cheese pizza" turns up as actual crates of hotdogs and boxes and boxes of cheese pizza, instead of kidnapped filipino boys and girls

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 8 месяцев назад +31

      Good make sure you say what we want you to say it would be a shame if we had to turn you into Adrinachrome

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 8 месяцев назад

      @@maxwelldaly5845 you missed the joke, and now I'd like to kindly tell you to stop fucking larping as an a list actor talking about blood harvesting

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 7 месяцев назад +3

      Relatable

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@maxwelldaly5845 Adrinachrome? What is it?

    • @tashajoykin5192
      @tashajoykin5192 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@SimplyDukerCannibalist medicine

  • @generalcomrade3352
    @generalcomrade3352 8 месяцев назад +327

    POV: You say something that wasn’t part of the simulation’s script

    • @ducttapedoesstuff
      @ducttapedoesstuff 7 месяцев назад +15

      How everyone looks at me after accidently saying a thought instead of the script in the middle of the presentation:

    • @Fiamme.
      @Fiamme. 6 месяцев назад +1

      Shhhh, dont let tem know

    • @demoman5864
      @demoman5864 Месяц назад

      True, I’m surprised he hasn’t found out yet.

  • @JimmysDonuts
    @JimmysDonuts Год назад +280

    My entire family tree when I win the lottery

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 месяцев назад +7

      Good one

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад +4

      "Of course I was going to split it 75 ways. Who do you think I am?"

  • @Don_Salieri1899
    @Don_Salieri1899 Год назад +742

    Pov: you become an actor and make it to Hollywood

    • @darlenmontano2917
      @darlenmontano2917 8 месяцев назад +23

      Only to meet the dark side of Hollywood

    • @oliviaguyong1875
      @oliviaguyong1875 8 месяцев назад +8

      Open secret

    • @Dempsey1873
      @Dempsey1873 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@darlenmontano2917just Hollywood

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 3 месяца назад

      Funny that tom cruise acted in the movie and is literally a cult member

  • @The_Forgettable1
    @The_Forgettable1 8 месяцев назад +355

    POV: your the janitor at the CIA and accidentally hit the basement button in the elevator

  • @dannylo5875
    @dannylo5875 9 месяцев назад +2147

    They finally found a way to make this scene, less scary than it really is and kinda nostalgic... 😂

    • @YourGenericBrownGuy
      @YourGenericBrownGuy 9 месяцев назад +10

      what movie is this scene from?

    • @firstnamelastname80046
      @firstnamelastname80046 9 месяцев назад +76

      ​@YourGenericBrownGuy eyes wide shut, its a tom cruise movie

    • @ph1lmaker
      @ph1lmaker 9 месяцев назад +142

      @@firstnamelastname80046 jesus man you're not wrong but i'd say it's a kubrick movie before

    • @9eishitasharma501
      @9eishitasharma501 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ph1lmaker Nicole Kidman is also in it from what I recall

    • @firstnamelastname80046
      @firstnamelastname80046 9 месяцев назад +10

      @TheHaydenStuder i know he directed it but Tom Cruise is the lead actor so im saying if you like tom cruise hes in the movie. Also just saying im suprised its not more well know because tom cruise is in it

  • @dannass5
    @dannass5 9 месяцев назад +1513

    The last thing kubrick saw after making eyes wide shut:

    • @rednax6955
      @rednax6955 9 месяцев назад +98

      KUBRICK WAS KILLED FOR DIS 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

    • @tgwaw
      @tgwaw 8 месяцев назад +22

      Underrated comment

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 7 месяцев назад +66

      Not to mention Hollywood cut a huge chunk of the movie prior to it's released. Everyone involved in the movie also suffered

    • @mranon_101
      @mranon_101 6 месяцев назад

      Meta as hell

    • @deloreandmc88
      @deloreandmc88 6 месяцев назад +19

      Don't forget: these people allow small portions of information about them to exist, to satisfy the curiosity and to label those who believe "conspiracy theorists".

  • @CospeBala
    @CospeBala 8 месяцев назад +574

    POV: When you survive a shipwreck but you reach an certain island

    • @clark1048
      @clark1048 8 месяцев назад +16

      Mario island?

    • @kaedyn14
      @kaedyn14 8 месяцев назад +32

      @@clark1048epstien

    • @DvNAssaultMain
      @DvNAssaultMain 7 месяцев назад +21

      and you're below the age of 16 or 18

    • @Error-dq9wf
      @Error-dq9wf 7 месяцев назад +4

      Easter Island 🐣🤑

    • @CospeBala
      @CospeBala 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@clark1048 Wonderland ;)

  • @atmostfeareric205
    @atmostfeareric205 9 месяцев назад +211

    POV:
    You just signed a record deal

    • @michael_hutchie
      @michael_hutchie 9 месяцев назад +1

      HAhaha good one

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 8 месяцев назад +1

      Now you have to sacrifice this child in the name of Moolock

    • @mr.bamboozle3053
      @mr.bamboozle3053 7 месяцев назад

      is that a made up name, or am i missing something@@maxwelldaly5845

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 6 месяцев назад +3

      POV: You asked why they want you to put weird occult symbolisms in your music videos

  • @-tzadakim-7805
    @-tzadakim-7805 8 месяцев назад +462

    What’s crazy is these types of people actually exist

    • @01GeoMetriC33
      @01GeoMetriC33 7 месяцев назад +42

      It could have been crazier if they didn't

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 7 месяцев назад +137

      That's why this movie scares me more than any horror movie, humans are scarier than some goofy doll demons

    • @sossussasses
      @sossussasses 7 месяцев назад

      Source

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@sossussasses bohemian Grove, infamous scandal

    • @sossussasses
      @sossussasses 7 месяцев назад

      @@RyuKyu.77 did they wear masks

  • @DavidMesa-do5jp
    @DavidMesa-do5jp 8 месяцев назад +140

    POV: You know Victoria's Secret

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 7 месяцев назад

      Her secret that the person who owns her brand is also Epstein's best pal! Les Wexner!

    • @noahplaysgames3748
      @noahplaysgames3748 Месяц назад +4

      she's an old man who lives in Ohio

  • @dragonrex1016
    @dragonrex1016 Год назад +631

    Pov: you discover that every war since the 1900s was planned

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +97

      Do you discover who's been behind every war for the past 5783 years

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 9 месяцев назад +56

      *since Napoleon

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +63

      @@theloweffortchannel7211
      Waaaay before that bud, have you ever heard of the hyksoz and the sea peoples ?
      Could you guess why they are such a mystery 🤔?

    • @WealthWavvex
      @WealthWavvex 9 месяцев назад +3

      explain

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +32

      @@WealthWavvex Wow you glow 😎 hasbara?

  • @Theunderpriviledged2004
    @Theunderpriviledged2004 9 месяцев назад +528

    Pov:u are a politician that wants to help their country

    • @RC-md2yx
      @RC-md2yx 9 месяцев назад +10

      😂its me

    • @tempejkl
      @tempejkl 8 месяцев назад +34

      Thomas Sankara, Gaddafi, Allende… At least Castro escaped this, unfortunately Che Guevara wasn’t so lucky.

    • @oliviaguyong1875
      @oliviaguyong1875 8 месяцев назад +13

      Kennedy, Castro, Che Guevara, Gaddafi, Marcos ETC.

    • @Ollyatlas
      @Ollyatlas 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tempejkl w pfp

    • @okbro8530
      @okbro8530 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@tempejklwhat about mao

  • @jasonbelstone3427
    @jasonbelstone3427 6 месяцев назад +136

    POV: You're were going to testify against Boeing tomorrow.

  • @conjurer5725
    @conjurer5725 9 месяцев назад +1906

    It’s still terrifying to me that Kubrick died a week after the release of this film, he knew too much

    • @fetuseater2000
      @fetuseater2000 9 месяцев назад +1

      Stanley kubrick didn't actually believe that the rich had a sex cult

    • @W_Coruix
      @W_Coruix 9 месяцев назад +34

      What movie is this from?

    • @fetuseater2000
      @fetuseater2000 9 месяцев назад +228

      @@W_Coruix eyes wide shut

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata 9 месяцев назад

      It's crazy that they can get away with everything without us knowing.
      The Tsar bomba and so on, Attacking the White base are futile.
      Because they're only to Feed the Monster.
      And the monster pays back by controlling.

    • @localmilfchaser6938
      @localmilfchaser6938 9 месяцев назад +65

      Holy shit….

  • @linusoppenheimer9248
    @linusoppenheimer9248 9 месяцев назад +329

    damn bruh, you got the whole lodge laughing with this one

    • @thesagesapprentice383
      @thesagesapprentice383 8 месяцев назад +6

      Is it at the same time, tempo, decibel, and speed?😂

    • @producerhaunted
      @producerhaunted 8 месяцев назад

      ah.... ah.... ah... 🌛🐸🗿​@@thesagesapprentice383

  • @great_channel
    @great_channel Год назад +248

    Pov: you found out how the billionaire actually earned their fortune

    • @matijaslendold7344
      @matijaslendold7344 8 месяцев назад

      Real

    • @babapade468
      @babapade468 8 месяцев назад

      How tho?

    • @truthhiddeninplainsight7183
      @truthhiddeninplainsight7183 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@babapade468 selling their souls

    • @babapade468
      @babapade468 8 месяцев назад

      @@truthhiddeninplainsight7183 so that's a real thing?..I thought it was just a phrase to say

    • @truthhiddeninplainsight7183
      @truthhiddeninplainsight7183 8 месяцев назад

      @@babapade468 Ofcourse it's a real thing. You cannot become a well known person, household name without selling your soul. Devil controls it all, these secret socities use symbols and numerology from ancient times to worship fallen angels.

  • @thatfrackinguy3005
    @thatfrackinguy3005 8 месяцев назад +152

    what every scientist sees the morning after they discover the cure for cancer

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 7 месяцев назад

      learn to speak english you poignantly taciturn twelp

  • @kostaftp
    @kostaftp 9 месяцев назад +362

    "Honey, we've been dating for 3 months. Tomorrow I'll introduce you to my whole family. I'm sure they'll love you!"
    The whole family:

    • @masomemaleki389
      @masomemaleki389 8 месяцев назад

      THE FAMILY IS ELITE GROUP OF PEOPLE.

    • @ProGamer-wj3oj
      @ProGamer-wj3oj 8 месяцев назад +24

      Pov a Victoria secret Model

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 7 месяцев назад +1

      What if your GFs family really does like you? You gonna join?

    • @reynanlamsen2007
      @reynanlamsen2007 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

  • @mikecrouch5440
    @mikecrouch5440 Год назад +248

    Pov: you, a RUclips content maker who just hit 1mil subscribers, found out how other content creators earn money from sponsorship by big companies

    • @BeauAss
      @BeauAss  Год назад +37

      🔼👁️

    • @nathanhernandez3078
      @nathanhernandez3078 Год назад +27

      Everyone knows that

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 3 месяца назад

      youtube is a platform that turns private people into public company representatives simply by the virtue of how money works.

    • @RCJoo
      @RCJoo Месяц назад +1

      Mr. "Beast" being sponsored by Disney be like

  • @lord_z01official5
    @lord_z01official5 8 месяцев назад +164

    What I fear about the upper elites is that they do not want money, power or else. I don't know what they need, want, or do. And most importantly, why.

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 8 месяцев назад +33

      So the upper elites are concepts for you to project your fears of the unknown on to.

    • @count.3842
      @count.3842 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@gameover9390 imagine glazing the upper elites for no reason. no ones projecting here

    • @an0970
      @an0970 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@count.3842imagine having tinfoil on your head and calling everyone who’s successful a “elite” cringe.

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 7 месяцев назад

      @@01GeoMetriC33 If there’s proof, then please presented it

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 7 месяцев назад

      @@01GeoMetriC33 If you have proof or know where to find proof, then please share it.

  • @Martin-jc8mf
    @Martin-jc8mf 10 месяцев назад +376

    POV: you accidentally went into the wrong room at the videogame convention (it's a Rothschild party)

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +73

      Then the President starts rubbing your shoulders and sniffing you.

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kaj7135he would be there

    • @blablanobody5456
      @blablanobody5456 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kaj7135even Trump is there

    • @wersab5960
      @wersab5960 8 месяцев назад

      even yo mam is there wweertwetw@@blablanobody5456

    • @RG9r0n1n
      @RG9r0n1n 8 месяцев назад

      POV: You're at a remote orgy for the rich in Canada

  • @stalkervalley
    @stalkervalley 10 месяцев назад +65

    when you look at a famous person's early life section on wikipedia.

  • @0TISDOESART
    @0TISDOESART 7 месяцев назад +283

    When you find old Zealand:

    • @Nordisk11
      @Nordisk11 7 месяцев назад +9

      Zeeland, Netherlands and Sjælland, Denmark: 🗿

    • @LUKA_911
      @LUKA_911 5 месяцев назад +5

      Its literally just in the netherlands

    • @0TISDOESART
      @0TISDOESART 5 месяцев назад

      @@LUKA_911 makes sense

    • @ArnoldPls
      @ArnoldPls 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@LUKA_911 honestly just makes it a bit funnier

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 месяцев назад +5

      When you discovered old York and old Orleans

  • @MitzuhArt
    @MitzuhArt Год назад +119

    Walking into your interview at Balenciaga

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +6

      False. Not enough children around wearing BDSM outfits.

    • @Zynth301
      @Zynth301 7 месяцев назад

      @@kaj7135what is balenciagw

  • @dynoxxed
    @dynoxxed Год назад +106

    what i see after turning around after someone sends me leaked governement files on discord

  • @vorples4886
    @vorples4886 8 месяцев назад +613

    Ironically, this is probably what Kubrick saw after the 25 minutes of deleted footage from Eyes Wide Shut, his final movie before he “died of a heart attack”, was cut without reason.

    • @IbramRIMS-fo8zb
      @IbramRIMS-fo8zb 8 месяцев назад +23

      Can we still watch that 25 minute of deleted scenes in any website or video in RUclips or anywhere else or not?

    • @vorples4886
      @vorples4886 8 месяцев назад +130

      @@IbramRIMS-fo8zb it is genuinely nowhere to be found. pretty sure the government had part in making sure nobody could see the footage, which is why its so unattainable

    • @IbramRIMS-fo8zb
      @IbramRIMS-fo8zb 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@vorples4886 huh thank

    • @Jasi-Mori
      @Jasi-Mori 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@vorples4886okay this is terrifying af, i will watch this movie

    • @mohammadwazir5572
      @mohammadwazir5572 7 месяцев назад +20

      CIA even has a heart attack gun

  • @EmeraldM
    @EmeraldM Год назад +314

    Pov: Your the guy who invented Water powered cell, Stanley Meyer.

    • @jayargee492
      @jayargee492 9 месяцев назад

      Crazy how nobody has been able to actually prove it worked, not even Meyer, and nobody since, despite it being an incredibly easy thing anyone can test if they wanted to.
      No, it must be a conspiracy, that's what feeds my need to be contrarian!

  • @Sirkittenthe3rd
    @Sirkittenthe3rd 26 дней назад +10

    what really happened at the diddy party

  • @tumba1337
    @tumba1337 Год назад +271

    Pov:you accidentally walked into the wrong classroom at school

    • @jmass4207
      @jmass4207 11 месяцев назад +14

      You trespassed into your classroom at night.

    • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
      @ergoproxy-gx2cq 6 месяцев назад

      Literally happened to me and people just looked at me like this 😭

    • @ProtoIndoEuropean88
      @ProtoIndoEuropean88 5 месяцев назад

      When you walk into the play classroom

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 5 месяцев назад

      Wish my school was this cool.

  • @phoenixking2406
    @phoenixking2406 Год назад +68

    When another Kennedy decides to run for president

  • @finngolia1141
    @finngolia1141 21 день назад +7

    Americans: “I wish republicans and democrats would focus more on bipartisan efforts!”
    The bipartisan efforts:

  • @qwp7318
    @qwp7318 9 месяцев назад +98

    Pov: you sneak into a billionare's basement.
    Pov: you go to the white house at midnight.
    Pov: Balenciaga

  • @aobaichiko122
    @aobaichiko122 9 месяцев назад +496

    when you realize a lot of politicians, doctors, lawyers, policemen, celebrities, people in power, & organizations are involved with trafficking & ritualistic abuse and it never ends

    • @revolutioninc7081
      @revolutioninc7081 9 месяцев назад +38

      ⁠@@durag.mugenzeven the common man cannot be morally just, living is simply an affront to creation, as just birth is enough to cause pain and suffering, it’s a self defeating dilemma morality, there are things that most of society can deem evil but in a way our inherently selfish continuous selves cause incredible pain even just by simple existence, we cannot eat drink or even exist as an organism at all without inflicting pain on others, but even if that was not the case our perspective robs us of the possibility of morality as we take action for personal pursuit. It’s a self defeatist theory that is unfortunately entirely out of grasp, that said we should be grateful for those who understand this and yet still strive.

    • @SOULAANI_
      @SOULAANI_ 9 месяцев назад

      @@revolutioninc7081bro Said a whole lot of nothing💀

    • @flameone4705
      @flameone4705 9 месяцев назад

      @@revolutioninc7081Oh look, someone who figured out being truly good as a human is impossible and society/life is a scam. Thanks for letting me know I’m not alone.

    • @jayargee492
      @jayargee492 9 месяцев назад +79

      @@revolutioninc7081 Baby's first philosophy. Who is eating this word salad?

    • @revolutioninc7081
      @revolutioninc7081 9 месяцев назад

      @@jayargee492 eat poop

  • @breezy3154
    @breezy3154 2 месяца назад +12

    Israel

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 2 месяца назад

      no palestine

    • @breezy3154
      @breezy3154 2 месяца назад +6

      @@macias7125 the joke is that israel controls the world

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 2 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @jdowns
    @jdowns 9 месяцев назад +124

    RIP mr Kubrick for risking your life to tell the truth in plain sight. It's almost like my eyes are wide open, even tho they are shut 😢

    • @fashionofthechrist
      @fashionofthechrist 9 месяцев назад +3

      What truth are you talking about?

    • @Снайпер_Хренов
      @Снайпер_Хренов 9 месяцев назад

      @@fashionofthechrist The movie can be seen as an allegory for the corruption at Hollywood

    • @stardust332
      @stardust332 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@fashionofthechrist read the theories about the movie

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 7 месяцев назад +1

      The movie focused more on relationships rather than the cult, the cult part was secondary

    • @TheRedJadex
      @TheRedJadex 16 дней назад

      ​@@RyuKyu.77If 90% of the people commenting actually watched the movie, they'd be very upset to learn that.

  • @hhhson3622
    @hhhson3622 9 месяцев назад +180

    these guys hated hitler because they didn't want any competition

    • @justaemptymall
      @justaemptymall 9 месяцев назад

      That's bs.
      Hitler was a terrible human being.
      The fact that you didn't delete this comment displays pure ignorancy.
      You're probably from the US and celebrate Nazis. Greetings from Germany.

    • @Big_Sloppa
      @Big_Sloppa 8 месяцев назад +20

      Well this one just asking for one-way trip to seaside

    • @Bigpapaidadwag
      @Bigpapaidadwag 8 месяцев назад

      Hitler was a puppet

    • @saintjhon4294
      @saintjhon4294 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Big_Sloppastill true

    • @mastersamp9192
      @mastersamp9192 7 месяцев назад +28

      Amusingly, you can say that they hated him for telling the truth about them in the form of "homeless internationalists"

  • @AnimalBlundetto
    @AnimalBlundetto 9 месяцев назад +205

    when you ask the rabbi what he’s doing with the newborn’s foreskin

    • @blackagent4754
      @blackagent4754 8 месяцев назад +23

      This comes at a good time with the whole incident with the tunnels in the Big Apple.

    • @levantinedoomer2317
      @levantinedoomer2317 8 месяцев назад +24

      oy vey

    • @Faustianspirit88
      @Faustianspirit88 7 месяцев назад +7

      SHUT IT DOWN

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 7 месяцев назад +1

      they simply cut it off and throw it away lol

    • @TheKingWhoWins
      @TheKingWhoWins 7 месяцев назад +2

      Have you seen what Sandra Bullock and Kate Beckinsale have used to keep themselves looking younger ?

  • @kyiaao
    @kyiaao 6 месяцев назад +78

    "it's a big club, and you're not in it"

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 6 месяцев назад +1

      Meanwhile, The Club:

    • @01GeoMetriC33
      @01GeoMetriC33 4 месяца назад +2

      Even deeper
      "You're contributing to it without even realizing "

  • @covetskiipobotaga895
    @covetskiipobotaga895 9 месяцев назад +576

    the same atmosphere when you invented (a cure for cancer), (a source of clean energy), (a way to overcome hunger once and for all) and on the morning on which you planned to publish your achievements, you wake up and see it, then losing consciousness, then waking up again . but having finally woken up, what remains unchanged is your slow death from hunger in a God-forsaken bunker somewhere in the forest.

    • @Lara-vo6rp
      @Lara-vo6rp 9 месяцев назад +55

      or that time when a man invented a way to power a car using only water until it was reported he was seen screaming "they poisoned me" running out of a diner after he was seen sprinting two men in black suits walked out. After he passed from lethal poisoning the specific poisoning was never publicly reported since then

    • @talalh7247
      @talalh7247 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Lara-vo6rp Real story?

    • @Lara-vo6rp
      @Lara-vo6rp 9 месяцев назад

      @@talalh7247 this is from what i heard about four years ago its kinda old I think there might be something if you search it online theres been other instances where supposedly a man was able to make insulin cheaper but was found h*nged unaliving himself even tho there was no record of his depressional tendencies

    • @RT-.
      @RT-. 9 месяцев назад

      @@talalh7247 Stanley Meyer

    • @5dollasronpaypal
      @5dollasronpaypal 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@talalh7247I think no

  • @adamdonnelly3912
    @adamdonnelly3912 9 месяцев назад +66

    pov: you took a wrong turn at the pentagon

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 8 месяцев назад +6

      They don’t call it The Pentagon for nothing.

  • @giuliorobertoful
    @giuliorobertoful 7 месяцев назад +59

    Normal day at Federal Reserve

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G 7 месяцев назад +1

      F Wilson for introducing us this thing

  • @whenthe277
    @whenthe277 Год назад +80

    Pov: you crafted a vertical slab

  • @UndercoverIsayev
    @UndercoverIsayev 6 месяцев назад +48

    POV: You're about to leak the Epstien Client list:

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 5 месяцев назад

      pov: you’re a journalist covering the Panama papers:

  • @zamoraarchive4224
    @zamoraarchive4224 2 месяца назад +15

    POV: you arrived at the Diddy Party

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 8 месяцев назад +29

    0:07 Gold MF DOOM lol

  • @arran6255
    @arran6255 2 месяца назад +17

    POV: you discovered the kid at the trump rally was in a BlackRock video

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 3 месяца назад +18

    I need to say, I read all these comments about the truth of our system and it just depresses me, because my brain immediately goes to figuring out a way to "fix" or "lessen" the destructiveness of the system, but I have no idea how we are going to fight back

    • @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING
      @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING 2 месяца назад +3

      There is always a way brother. Never lose hope, sometimes reform isn't the way

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 2 месяца назад +1

      @@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING I appreciate the kind words

    • @strykertron232
      @strykertron232 26 дней назад

      Thing is, these guys usually go the way of the Hapsburgs at some point. It's a chaotic thing to run imternational conspiracies because the more people are involved, the more likely it is for someone to talk.

  • @michael_hutchie
    @michael_hutchie 9 месяцев назад +44

    POV: You entered the 1pm BlackRock job interview

  • @Ibis_W0lfie
    @Ibis_W0lfie 8 месяцев назад +366

    These guys seem pretty chill, I bet they’re fun at parties

    • @roachdoggjr8399
      @roachdoggjr8399 8 месяцев назад +51

      Pizza parties

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@roachdoggjr8399These refined ladies and gentlemen crave the cheese pizza the most.

    • @levantinedoomer2317
      @levantinedoomer2317 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kaj7135classic

    • @DiddyKongsLeftFoot
      @DiddyKongsLeftFoot 8 месяцев назад

      its true, i was the red guy

    • @Ibis_W0lfie
      @Ibis_W0lfie 8 месяцев назад

      @@DiddyKongsLeftFoot sweet fit bro

  • @Kanister0
    @Kanister0 7 месяцев назад +51

    The whole class after the teacher says "Do you have any questions?":

    • @JacktheStripper-tc5pn
      @JacktheStripper-tc5pn 2 месяца назад +2

      "I-I have a question?" He thought about saying before eventually deciding to stay quiet and have no Fking clue what anyone else is talking about

  • @eldariskenderfranke4284
    @eldariskenderfranke4284 Год назад +133

    POV: You find out all by yourself how to produce abiotic oil

    • @tangent.arc38618
      @tangent.arc38618 9 месяцев назад +1

      what is that?

    • @qu4ndalepringle36
      @qu4ndalepringle36 8 месяцев назад

      @@tangent.arc38618 It's a theory that says most of Earth's oil is formed through a inorganic process. So you could, in theory, produce oil. Though that theory is generally unsupported. Even if it was real, you'd see these guys the next morning.

    • @Limeanide
      @Limeanide 2 месяца назад

      I guess kinda like artificial oil? Would be a big deal though

  • @alekie8394
    @alekie8394 Год назад +153

    That moment when the feds are still in my walls

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 месяцев назад

      Smoking weed everyday...lol😂

  • @presadhereno
    @presadhereno Месяц назад +6

    How it feels to be a new member in an old group chat