Portal - The Pit Song
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'The Pit Song' is an original Portal song. A rough draft of this song was originally created 3 years ago for the Portal RUclips series 'The Underground'.
It was a darker-themed Machinima and one of the episodes would feature 'The Pit'; where bots are tortured, destroyed, reappropriated, or just left to rot. All lovely fun for the whole family! I was to expand on it for a future episode. The series unfortunately went into indefinite hiatus, so the song was never finished...until now!
3 years later and I finally got around to remaking it using what I've learned over the years. A lot of you wanted this finished, including myself, so I hope you enjoy it! It was a lot of fun to make something darker and creepier. =D
This took about a month of dedicated work; which was initially slowed down a lot because I've had a lot of other large projects to work on these past few months. Got a lot more stuff coming in the coming weeks / months though. ;)
The old version (made 3 years ago):
• Portal - The Undergrou...
VFX Breakdowns:
• Portal - The Pit Song ...
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My other Portal songs you may enjoy!
This Is Aperture
• Portal - This Is Aperture
If I Were A Core
• Portal - If I Were A Core
The Wheatley Song
• Portal - The Wheatley ...
Defective:
• Portal - Defective
Making Science
• Portal - Making Science
GLaDOS Is To Blame
• Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
Dumb Ways To Die
• Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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Lyrics:
Robot #22: He failed the turret peer-review.
Robot #24: He died before he hit the floor.
Robot #25: He never made it out alive.
And Robot #29: Died on the assembly-line.
You want to live? Don't hold your breath...
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane...
You'll never be yourself again!
Robot #44: He couldn't take it any more.
Robot #46: The mechanic simply couldn't fix.
Robot #48: He perished from a gruesome fate.
And Robot #49: Simply ran right out of time.
You want to live? Don't hold your breath...
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane...
You'll never be yourself again...
Robot #62: All he ever saw was blue.
Robot #63: Had an invalid serial-key.
Robot #65: He suffered a corrupted drive.
And Robot #67: Found his way into Android Heaven.
You want to live? Don't hold your breath...
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane...
You'll never be yourself again...
These defective droids
All they know
Is how it feels
To be alone!
Beyond repair
They sit and rust
Broken down
Collecting dust!
They never had the chance to prove
What it is they were
Built to do!
Doomed to fail;
The final nail
In the coffin,
Of eternal jail!
You want to live? Don't hold your breath...
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane...
You'll never be yourself again!
You'll never be yourself again!
You'll never be yourself again...
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Animation | Vocals | Music | Lyrics | Editing
Harry Callaghan
Custom Turret / Core Rigs
August 'Rantis' Loolam
Certain Assets from the Portal Stories: Mel mod.
Software Used:
Animation - Source Filmmaker
Editing - Adobe Premiere Pro CS6 , Adobe After Effects CS6 , Adobe Photoshop CS6
Music - Reason 8
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this is based on some other song but I can`t remember which....anyone?
It's an original song written by a friend and myself a few years ago. It was for another Portal RUclips series (The Underground) that was never finished. ;)
Alexander Stoyanov щ
planning on finishing it yourself? that would be cool
No, you were right. Even if it wasn't intentional, the song is very similar to "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans.
Darude Sandstorm
3:12 "But not to fear we're most humane"
Yea that looks VERY Humane
Humane sexual penetration
I think they mean humane as in they don't tear them apart and instead rewrite their circuitry so they're not defective anymore.
@@jack-o-lantern5274 I mean the fact that there was a cable plugged up someones *Hole* thats what I meant
@@gavinite6050 💀💀
Robot number 69 he- oh no
Aperture robot : shuts eye for 10 sec
Aperture : well he’s dead
GLaDOS: I disagree with that assessment.
Yup
Robot #969:bombarded By The USS Arizona.
I mean a blink is usually less then 10 seconds and since they have a scheduled sleep cycle if they close their eyes for 10 secs before their normal sleep cycle it’s not to out of place to assume that
Actually they would say
The solution;fire cave Johnson!
and dont forget robot number #50
was banished to space for all eternity.
Wheatley's in space.... ded he ran out of power, but what about core 1
SPAAAAAACE!!
We have the same profile pic.
@@declantecho1717 you both dont have any profil pic*
Bep Dop Banna bus
Robot #74... he woke up _her_.
+Luke Fletcher Was Wheatley "74"?
nmheath03 It was implied...
Don't rhyme.... Stoopid >:(
+Gamer Guy 1236 It does rhyme just doesn't follow the rhythm
that doesnt rhyme
This song: *exists*
The comments: this says a lot about Society
Robot #99
He left a comment four years after the posting time
We live in an Android hell 😥
Imperio Brasileiro no it’s satire
Imperio Brasileiro ok
I made that reference 16 times i one day
Robot number 69 He let his credit card decline
Robot #99 He suffered from a virus killer
should of prayed to gaben
I fucking got shivers from this.
This is the only video that can do it.
Great job on making a great MV, Harry.
i know of something that isn't a video but i think it can still give you shivers.
it's about the organized genocide of thousands of children because they are failures.
if you would like to know more please contact me.
ABig FatBlob same
KEK Brand Cheese Spray the story's name is "Rainbow Factory" the setting is what makes it so ominous but the sequel "Pegasus Device" is much better.
ABig FatBlob *i thought i escaped mlp pls dont drag me back*
*im happy in the ut fandom and and osc*
KEK Brand Cheese Spray *_YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE_*
Robot Fell 65 Died Floor Power Robot uh hum Rob- no, robot 3 floor died moving power- uhhhh-
2:02 Y'know, until now i thought atlas was waving infront of his eye. Not P-body. Sense i thought atlas's eye just got corrupted or something, and everything looked glitchy and buggy to him mostlikely, Not him straight up dying on the spot and p-body waving his hand infront of him to see if hes alive.
Very well done on capturing the dark side behind the game. Gives a true feeling of the hopelessness of all involved. Very deep and very dark. Very well done.
Meanwhile: "oh, hi! So how are you holding up? BECAUSE IM A POTATO"
“Found his way to Android heaven”
Me : He looks so excited.
Wait he just died...
Oh.
WHAT ELSE YOU NEED TO TO TO GET TO HEAVENS
@@evilriceplate2590 wtf you sayin
@@ketchupjooce4962 you can't go to heaven until you die
*SU I C I D E*
No wonder he's excited!
I've been waiting 12 years for this song! I loved the first one so much and this one is amazing!!! Thank you so much Harry!! Even tho I am watching it 9 years later!
Yooo Srpelo is here, same btw
Why on earth are you here?
oi! you're not supposed to be here! back to the mines with you!
oh hey there
Late
so basically, if you want to live be a number that doesnt rhyme
Nothing rhymes with orange...be an orange!
Harry101UK range rhymes with orange.
No it doesn't.
+vavaxnonexus no it doesn't range is pronounced differently than orange
Unless you pronounce orange differently.
This is one of the most catchy yet depressing songs I've ever heard.
no its not depess- *GLaDOS looking at me with anger* i-i-i meant yeah its depressing to see aperture litteraly get tortured haha...
It's so depressing, it's makes my heart feel desperate
@@Pyth_Gamig1324 the only thing I like about it is the numbers, and I don't know which one is worse Glados being in charge or Wheatley 😬
Oyasumi Oyasumi?
@@Pyth_Gamig1324 >:^}
"If you want to live don't hold your breath"
*my god how come I didn't think of that*
Wait they breathe
one of them does.
IHD and he’s probably dead by now since he used up the oxygen supply
Reason G. Nah fuck oxygen me and homies use neurotoxin
did you know? Altas purple eyes survine a potal 1.
I definitely believe that #62 was a Paradox core.
Designed to speak a paradox in the event of her turning against the humans, sadly it wasn't immune to them either.
Good idea
Thas a paradox too!
true
him*
Would that imply that he died immediatly after being built ? You know, formulating the paradoxes /reading the paradoxs that aperture gave him
This actually shows just how dark the Portal games are. You play in essentially an abandoned facility with some maniac robots that want to kill you and seemingly endless tests.
the turrets actually don't want to kill you the have an empathy chip and another chip that makes them forced to shoot you despite not wanting to
@@gamesandglory1648
These things were made to protect babies and shoot criminals, the thing failed and shot literally anything, so technically they do.
@@tracimiller9214 oh so they shot babies and criminals
@@astick5249 It's called getting a kill streak
Seemingly? There are probably trillions upon quadrillions of possibilities in those testing rooms. Run out of new rooms? Grab an old one and shove a few other old test rooms with it. Plus all the moveable panels you can dream of and plenty of robots, you got yourself so many fresh testing rooms.
"You want to live, Dont hold your breath"
Neurotoxin: My time has come
If I were you I’d take a deep breath, _and hold it_
Ti
Ti
Ti
Ti
All of the lines in this song are sad, but the one that goes "Robot #65, He suffered a corrupted drive." Especially with the other robot, trying to get his ally back.
Would having your drive corrupted be the robot version of a stroke
@@assassinunknown6664pretty much yes, you lose processing power and suddenly certain functions are impaired, severely limiting your functioning
Idky but my head cannon is eather raibes or like a zombie virus.
@@DavidMaurer-gq9czOOH yeah, definitely Rabies. Once you show symptoms, _you're already dead._
Its probably more like a heart attack, as its intstant and theres no movement afterwards
This probably has to be the most darkest portal SFM I've ever seen to be honest
Still pretty dark when you think about the robot who singing about all of their dead friend
same
What is another dark portal sfm
It beautiful
It was extremely dark for me
The sheer mystery around "he never made it out alive" makes it the most sinister line in the song.
Simple: it was a test that he kept failing and failing and failing and failing and failing.... He never could make it out alive, stuck in an endless loop of death. Thats why its atlas's arm.
Or his arm got caught in the door and he slowly rusted and lost power. Just imagine getting your arm stuck under a 100 kg door and then slowly dying while an unbearable pain is being pressed into your arm. Dark.
@@MrKey6682 something similar to that actually happened to a guy who fell while rock climbing.. a boulder had landed on his arm crushing it... he eventually ended up cutting his arm off and somehow managed to survive.. his name is aron ralston and theres a movie about him called 127 hours cus thats how long he spend stuck
@@joey00198i think that was a guaranteed reference to that incident
@@OptimusEditzAnimates might be
And Robot #69. He was caught committing a strange crime
XD
+Jacob Torres LOL XD!
fgbhbb
you, good sir, win at comments :)
+Tom Willems just realized my 5 year old was making comments lol!
isn't it convienent that all these robots died with a death that rhymes with their name
Fine. most died with a rhyme
How so
I know
and it sucks cuz he killed atlas and p-body
I mean a particularly sardonic machine might end up numbering them post mortem to make them rhyme.
I just realized that the bots believe in places like Heaven and Hell, they have a god, they built a religion. Sentience has reached the point of philosophy and belief in deities. That is simply a mind-blowing thought.
@@jameswolfsbane7261 oh yeah isn't Android hell like just a room?
I can only imagine what they'll be like when they reach the phase of Internet.
Hell does exist in Aperture, its 10 miles down and called *Android hell*
And Glados sends them to android hell, so that would mean... she is their god
@@nathanrogers-m2h
No one when reading this comment
Detroit become human fans:so that's who ra9 is
When you realize GLaDOS made the coop bots to look like chell and wheatly so she can kill them through testing forever. Think about it, one is litterally a blue sphere with legs, wheatly is a blue sphere, the other is tall and lengthy like a human.
Damn bro🤯
oh. my. god. i have never thought of it that way.
Damn I never realized that. I find that unintentionally funny, it’s so petty
This is genius
P-body is also orange
These robots have personality like a human. It really shows how cold and cruel aperture is. They strip a core of everything and replaces them. Or they just let them rot forever.
Not surprising considering how carelessly Aperture treated their humans...in fact, depending on how you look at things, this song is proof that they're *still* mistreating their humans.
Its all GLaDOS
GLaDOS is doing this, if another core replaced her like Fact Core, Aperture could be a better place
@@Moheadie_Edits not if fact core was running it all of his facts are nonsensical
@@icy101yt I said LIKE fact core, as an example, it doesn’t have to be him.
Robot #69: He jumped off a bridge “For the vine”
nice
XD
Views i think
Nice
Nice
2:03 when your playing co op but then your ping goes through the roof
"he suffered a corrupted drive"
B͎̣͒͌̃͑̔̾Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨE̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑
Lmao
Variant 1: Ping.
*Error: Connection problem.*
--------------------------------------------------
Disconnecting in *32767.9 seconds*
Variant 2.1: Corrupted drive/2.2: RAM address.
2.1: *The files, required to run ApertureOS 3, are missing in the catalog. It might be a corrupted drive causing the problem. Reinsta-*
2.2 The address 0x0088000-0x008F000, reserved by process AICore1.exe could not be "read".
Press any of the physical buttons to terminate the application.
Haha
This song still slaps even 7 years after its release
Totally agree
Yep
yep
Most definitely
agreed
Im amazed there was no robot who looked at the operational end of the gun
Maybe Robot #81
Robot #81,looked at the operational end of the gun.
WHY DO I SEE THE NUMBER 81
EVERYTIME I SEE THE NUMBER WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
@@ShafiqRUclips81 it looks like someone with glasses is literally s m i r k i n g
Dumb ways to die
Human 41
video game loading screen tips be like :
"you want to live? dont hold your breath"
Lmao, nice
There is no way to do that
"This isn't life, it's living death."
Pro tip: Don't crash
@@SolarialOSC pro tip: jump
Robot #94, He dared to call GLaDOS a...
I laughed too hard at this
xD
Core.
John Liberatore Would be even nicer if I gave a damn.
John Liberatore Boo hoo.
2:03 blue: looks like a difficult test. Well time to remember it, hopefully it doesn’t corrupt my driv-
GLaDOS: Oh come on, just when the good stuff was about to happen.
Well his name is atlas and p body it's ok though
@@galarian4247 That is their correct names but GLaDOS calls them orange and blue
Maybe it was a test of how good their firewall is?
Atlas: New test, c'mon p-body, let's fd thi- (computer noises)
P-body: Atlas? Hello?
*Robot №38581 Got The Achievement "Diamonds!"*
*Robot №38581 Tried To Swim In Lava*
Robot #48 suffocated in a wall.
Ouch..
Robot #57 withered away
*do not dig down*
Robot 29 got the achievement “cover me in debris!”
Robot 29 withered away
Read the bluescreen on the robot 42 "Pray to gaben for a patch" "Apologize to the machine for making it work so hard"
*62*
Hatty Hattington ... Oh god, Gabe Y U DO DIS! He's trying to steal our wallets!
LOL I SAW IT XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hatty Hattington See my comment, it has exactly what says in the bluescreen!
Hatty take the hat off!
2:06 I thought he was waving to himself like a broken robot but it was actually P-Body waving at him.
I thought so as well.
Me too
Robot #87: Killed by a combustible lemon.
i dont care if it doesn't rhyme it's funny!
Well, I'm GLaD. XD Mission accomplished.
**Fires combustible lemon launcher at life's house**
^
this is why i love youtube
NightWolf *when I first read comment,* wah?! *4 second later* xDDDD hahahaha!! If life gives you lemons! xDD!
"you want to live? Don't hold your breath" Solid advice
the best
neurotoxin :
Bro I just did that and I think it's wor-
@@AMBATUKAMceoI did the same.... FU-
Yeah, it’s probably best to hold your breath if there is poisonous gas in the air 🫤
This song is actually really fucking dark. Imagine this: A factory where criminals/insane people are tied up and put on a conveyer belt, and injected with something that erases who they were and puts a new person's mind in their body, all the while they're alive and terrified until they're erased. Actually, that'd be a good idea for a fic. I'd read that shit.
God this is even darker
but it is a really freaking good idea
*Ahem* My time to sh- no, try. I've never written a book before.
The game is actually really dark! Full of psychological horror for every main character!
I’m a writer and I’d love to write it but it’s your idea. Make it a novel man, might actually sell pretty well.
Actually, they’re made in here.... so the one who fucked up and got brainwashed is their children....
The chorus getting louder at "found his way to Android Heaven" really sends shivers down my spine
The phrases in the song can be interpreted as metaphors for real life:
Robot #22: Someone not getting accepted into society. Most likely commiting suicide afterwards
Robot #24: Maybe premature death, like a heart attack.
Robot #25: Someone dying while in prison.
Robot #29: Miscarriage or abortion.
Robot #44: Suicide
Robot #46: Incurable diseases or inoperable injuries
Robot #48: Died in the war, hit by a car or any other violent death
Robot #49: Maybe starvation or drowning
Robot #62: Those born with brain damage
Robot #63: No idea
Robot #65: Insanity
Robot #67: Lived a normal life and died in peace.
M0n5a #63 maybe being born without something vital, like not having any limbs and not being able to pull through
M0n5a in the refrain when the core is being changed it is changed from a peace sign to a crosshair
M0n5a Robot 63 Probably Had A Disease
My guess for 63 would be either organ failure or body rejected a body part after surgery. Or another thing could simply be someone who died on the "list" for people in need of a transplant
Mac Tonight yeah I'm thinking it was organ failure
The fact that the personality core during the second refrain had a peace symbol for an eye which then got changed to a crosshair is pretty deep when you think about it.
MrWhatdafuBOOM Oh wow.
MrWhatdafuBOOM holy fuck i didnt notice that, thats deep
Holy shit, I fucking flinched when I read that... That is depressing.
0_0
What does it mean???
1:26 When you wake up in the morning and realize your phone's charger was slightly out of the wall socket
i cri
So true lol
@@deathpallie cry about it 🇷🇺
When he shuts off that me when I say bruh.
I'm not one to usually get scared by games or horrors, but that voice... Jesus christ, Harry can make me Sad, Scared and Laugh. Amazing work.
1:05 *when a manager sees a karen.*
XD
He couldn't take it anymore~~
Yep
took me off guard but it took him off the guardrail
"Robot #46, The Mechanic Simply Couldn't Fix it"
Virgil's Engineering Skills : _"Am I a joke to you ?"_
No that IS virgil
He just lost his paint
@@seantheroyalknight6932 explain why he lived forever and why he is still alive to this day.
No wait virgil was not here at this time
@@jaketheoctoling he simply is immortal.
I used to have nightmares about this song and thought I would wake up as someone else. It’s really creepy but it’s really good
"Pichu Main" Huzzah, a man of quality!
Oh God, thanks for that, nope not gonna have nightmares now.
W A T
Damn that’s deep
How does this song have anything to do with body swap?
Life as a robot must suck. There's soooooo many ways to die. This song is depressing but awesome
***** ya thanks for agreeing
But if you do it right you can live forever.
Psychpsyo ya that's true
Switch your drive to Read Only!
leerman22 what do you mean?
*WARNING*
Something has gone wrong
Very, very wrong
If you suspect it was your own doing, please
attend one of Aperture Science's very educational
techical seminars. In the mean time, try these:
*Make sure your machine is plugged in.
*Turn it off and on again.
*Apologize for making the machine work so hard.
*Pray to Gaben for a patch.
If this is the first time you have
encountered this error. Then you are a very bad person.
UnfortuneLess thanks I was trying to pause for like 5 mins
UnfortuneLess lol
Nice one
Damnit you beat me to it...oh well I already wrote it...because I thought I was the first one or something.
ATTENTION: CORE #49 IS APARENTLY VIRGIL
UnfortuneLess I am a very bad person (somebody beat me up)
1:24 That scene... It's just simply horrifying. I noticed how the core was almost looking right at the timer. All the way through. Which implies they saw the timer count down. Just thinking about it... One day you see a circle around your eye that starts to tick down. You don't know for sure what it means and the only thing you can assume is that it's your death timer. You can't do anything to stop it. All you're able to do is watch as it ticks down. Then once it's over... You just collapse. In an instant. No twitching or sudden movements right before. You don't have time to say anything. You don't feel anything anymore. You're simply just dead.
The way the core's eye just goes to black and the mechanism that holds it up fails... To me, it's downright terrifying.
And so is 2:03 . The way that P-Body waves into their Atlas's eye... He probably had no idea what happened to his friend. You're walking with your friend and suddenly they completely stop every movement. They just freeze in place. Their eyes don't react to any movements. You call the ambulance but they tell you that your friend has died on the spot...
It’s saad
For that second part of your speech, the whole 2:03 well welcome to how gamers feel like once their online friend stops playing for no reason mid game. Brings curiosity to you because you don't know what happened to them.
Also with the 2:03 it's sad that P-body has to do the chambers alone or untill another Atlas shows up
thanks for depression
I don’t see anything horrifying about thi- wait I am not scared of SFM song animations.
1:45 I just realized that the reprogrammed core is actually ST4NL3Y from meet the cores 3.
Actually it's a crosshair. The previous eye it had was a peace symbol.
Wait... THE SCRIPT ENDS HERE!?!?!?
Meet the cores 2 not 3
@@Mhothan st4nl3y had a crosshair eye
@@barklet6110 oh
Robot #65 - He suffered a corrupted drive! That line is literally stuck in my head because of the distortion and reverb. Epic song, Harry!
Harry101UK
You know, this song is basically about life, and all it's cruelties.
*-----------------------------------------------------*
_Robot #22: He failed the turret peer-review._
Those who are rejected.
_Robot #24: He died before he hit the floor._
Those who died prematurely.
_Robot #25: He never made it out alive._
Those who live and die in imprisonment.
_And Robot #29: Died on the assembly-line._
Miscarriages or abortions.
_You want to live? Don't hold your breath..._
_This isn't life, it's living death!_
Telling of how in today's world, no one is truly living their life. We're all just trying to be as comfortable as possible before death.
_But not to fear, we're most humane..._
_You'll never be yourself again!_
How society shapes and molds people into the "norm".
_Robot #44: He couldn't take it any more._
Suicide.
_Robot #46: The mechanic simply couldn't fix._
Those with inoperable injuries or diseases.
_Robot #48: He perished from a gruesome fate._
Victims of serial killers or terrorists.
_And Robot #49: Simply ran right out of time._
Those who die from starvation or dehydration.
_Robot #62: All he ever saw was blue._
Those who are born brain-dead.
_Robot #63: Had an invalid serial-key._
Those without qualifications because of something they can't help.
_Robot #65: He suffered a corrupted drive._
Those who fall into insanity.
_And Robot #67: Found his way into Android Heaven._
Suicide again.
_These defective droids_
_All they know_
_Is how it feels_
_To be alone!_
_Beyond repair_
_They sit and rust_
_Broken down_
_Collecting dust!_
All the "broken" people. Emos, people with autism.
_They never had the chance to prove_
_What it is they were_
_Built to do!_
_Doomed to fail;_
_The final nail_
_In the coffin,_
_Of eternal jail!_
All the people who are rejected and shunned simply because of things that are out of their control. People unable to fulfill their hopes and dreams.
*-----------------------------------------------------*
This song goes to show just how horrible this world really is. Death, pain, slavery, suicide, torture, prejudice, starvation......all these things are horrible and, sadly, all too real.
wow atom thats deep
Okay, sorry.
our society is as messed up as android hell is I just wish society wasn't like the way it is I'm never going to be in the norm, I don't conform to social norms because I'm not normal and I never will be and I'm proud
+Atom Sorcerer harry's hidden messages! we (the viewers) should start looking for more hidden messages
+Atom Sorcerer also that end part with the cores on the racks shows that society shapes you into the "norm" and tells you that you're special when in fact you are just another "mass produced" "bot" and they tell you that so you can be more productive to society as you are trying to accomplish your goals, as the cores were mass produced to advance science.
Robot #59423, found his dream.
(I'm talking bout space core)
SPAAAAASE!!
@@robertboehm5110SPACCCCEEEEEEE
SPAAACCCCCEEE
Robot #101 thought that freedom would be fun
Robot #102 ran and that was all he could do
Robot #103 took over the facility
Robot # 104 was crushed between the chamber doors
Robot # 105 was thrown into the flames alive
Yep
105 = Companion KYOOOOOOOOB
Something tells me that robot #101 was killed by the combine...
Something tells ME
+Cloudcrafter28 can i use this in my cover ?
Woah. This one is really dark. I love it!
Insert i love it horse man here
I love dark⚫️😈
Karbonite Kyla it's not just dark it's school
1:48 pray to gaben for a patch
I already did but I still see blue
I know why he saw blue he was running windows vista
69 likes nice
“This isn’t life, it’s living death”
That gave me chills every time
It gave You chills because 99% of Humanity is living in a Thralldom being controlled by the Elitist Wealthy . We have become Cogs that when We are worn and outlived Our usefulness , are thrown out as a burden . We are Cogs within the Horrid Murder Machine called Modern Society.
0:24 guess that's where the rumor of "detaching yourself off the rail will kill you" came from
Edit: just realized the time and cereal number are the same
uhm... you mean *serial* number.
Cereal is a tasty breakfast dish.
And its not the same because invalid serial key can happen when you don't have your windows xp key when reinstalling windows. The drive was already wiped. Also water can kill electronics within a few minutes.
Where boys cried: Titanic
Where men cried:
(Play annoying flute sound)
yes
2:11 Android Heaven seems like a good chill place
Is this a pun on how the turret has a snowflake/chill pattern?
Literally a chill place.
Heaven is very good for Angeles but about DEMONS
xYx DxTY257 xYx xYx RxDe xYx Android hell
I want to go there
i absolutely love this song. it shows you the side of portal that you know is there, but never get to see in good light. the dark side of what life is like in portal. it is hell for any robot. there is no mercy, its either work, or your just thrown out, and if you are defective or you have an error, there is no changing that. nothing you can do, all you can do is hope it doesnt hurt.
if aperture's NORMAL life, then what's android hell like?
I forgot how much I loved this song, the original ominous tune and numbered deaths....I'm pretty sure this is the best song you've made
*WARNING:*
Something has gone wrong.
Very,very wrong.
If you suspect it was your doing,please attend one of Aperture Science's
very educational technical seminars. In the meantime,try these:
-Make sure the machine is plugged in.
-Turn it off and on again.
-Apologize for making this machine work so hard.
*-Pray to Gaben for a patch.*
If this is the first time you have encountered this error, *then you are very **____*
Wait did i typed "help" instead of "login"?
the likes
*Prays to Gaben for a patch*
Glory to Arstotzka
For a second there I thought this was spam
1:44 ST4N1Y core loved flipping switchs
yes my bro ST4N1Y still alive
no its the SPACE core
@@lucathedog242no it aint
@@stupidsimp9432 yeah i thought cuz he had a yellow eye
O
Robot #68 he tried to eat a plate
These robots die in infinity war
OctoChell vision appears in portal 3, glados appears in endgame
What is infinity war?
Alex1231273 avengers:infinity war
İnfinity DEATH
Broken down collecting dust
Number 63 had an invalid serial-key.
The video's subtitles say sEr1aL-k3λ
At the end of key there is 3λ.
λ is associated with Half-Life.
Harry was at Valve around 9 months ago.
He knows.
I find it hard to believe, tough it was very well-tought of you
Masked Death Valve decides if Half Life 3 needs to be made, but they feel it doesn't need to be made at the moment.
We may not be getting it for years.
***** And we actually know it is confirmed! The Lambda symbol (as it is called in Greek?...) is the symbol for Black Mesa. Harry Callaghan (the composer of this excellent song) was at Valve around 9 months ago. Video games take 2 - 3 years to be developed, 1 if the developers have thousands of people working on it, and 4 if you have not much people. Masked Death, you are the boss! We may even have Portal 3 soon! Someone played the demo using the new HTC virtual reality thing. HALF-LIFE 3 TO THE PEOPLE!
+Masked Death Portal is Half Life 3, and Portal 2 is Half Life 4. :3
Monk the Gamer Just keep telling yourself that.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Just accept Half-Life 3 will never happen, as much as we want it to.
A few of my own:
Robot #81: he misused a faulty portal gun
Robot #83: Reduced to nothing but debris
Robot #88: he chose to not cooperate
And Robot #89: overlooked the warning
signs
(Robot #87: happened upon a combustible lemon)
that last one made me chuckle when you sing it how it was for robot number 67
lemons oh no!!
No
There is a comment explaining ALL the meanings of terrible human deaths, suicide, racism, etc
These simply don't fit
Dracomon it actually can fit, misusing a portal gun could be like misusing a electronic device like a electro hazard, that could also be disobeying the warning signs, and finding a combustible lemon, well it is the 21 century people are dying of boredom so yah, turning into debris is like when a human does drink water and is turned to “dust” and not cooperating is like when do don’t do something and it comes back to haunt you and sometimes kills you
Robot #83: died waiting for Portal 3
Congratulations on getting 10 million views Harry!
Robot number 44: He couldn't take it anymore.
R44:WHY CANT I PUSH DOWN BUTTONS?!?!?!
Sigh poor stanley
No it’s cus he was a Wheatley not who was conjoined with another turret and a companion cube so he killed himself
+ItzToby
ruclips.net/video/CFBVkXir2qs/видео.html
*He right*
No picture
That's me when i finally made a mistake: I buffered my cpu and motherboard 32 times, it became unresponsive. But my instructor, mr.languey, replaced that cpu and motherboard.
jesus this creeped me the fuck out. The idea of someone being able to just delete who you are and replace it with another person just freaks me out.
Thanks for putting that into words, I couldn't put my finger on why this scared me. XD
Your profile pic fits so nicely to your comment.
watch Doll house by Joss Whedon you will not regret it.
gladOS is actually caroline and her memories are deleted sooo
BUUUUUT here's mai question...
WHAT IN GOOD APERTURES NAME HAPPENS FOR THESE ROBOTS TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?
3:13 that looks painfull...
What if he was secretly enjoying it?~
..
@@Robert-lg1il ... what.
I agree
It went deep inside
everybody thinks about SCP foundation, but never remembers the original...
Yeah, *black mesa*
Yes, Aperture and the Foundation are so similar mhm yep you got it big oof man
Yes,portal and scp totally the same
@@NorahdjVV does portal have weird creatures
@@creativerock1646 does aperture have weird ahh creatures
I feel like the best ending would have been it going like
"And robot number ???? (random static noises) Got stranded in space" Except the voice sounds diffrent, and then it shows that Wheatley was saying it. I feel like that would have been amazing!
that would be amazing
Yasssss
I would've loved that!!
but it need to rhyme
and robot number 84 got stranded in space with the wheatly core.
2:15
Me:I am really happy for that turret.
*_Spaceeee!_*
found his way to android heaven. LOL
The only fortunate one
You're happy that he died. Wow, that's deep.
HES DEAAD
Robot #26 tried to eat Weetabix😊
I went from avoiding this music due to its creepiness to constantly rewatching it, idk.
It's ominous and creepy, but somehow still very catchy.
me too
Rhas 'Churol
Rhas, yoir everywhere I go I swear ._.
KKTrain Springer ikr
1:48 Blue Screen Of Death- Portal Edition!
YAS
I agree
jacek brzychczy
I had paused the video to go searching through the comments (I've watched it before), and I just so happened to pause right on 1:48!
i thought same thing xD
Its the old Apeture OS BSOD, the new knew is like Windows 10
Robot #62: *Omae wa mou Shindriru*
Huh?
NANI?!
MemeFreak you a real one
Robot #3: Nani!?
MemeFreak wow
Robot #33: He got hit by a stray pine tree.
Robot #10: Nothing happened to him, his name is just Ben.
Robot #54: Tried to fight an angry core.
Robot #27: Got slapped by some guy named Evan.
In all honesty harry, this is BY FAR, your BEST Portal song you’ve EVERY made, I might make a Fire Alarm remix or even a Portal mod based off of this, if your OK with that
That would be awesome. Do it please.
How's that mod going, bud?
This song caught me with it's gloomy and dark climate and didn't release me until it's end. Brilliant!
"Robot number 89,a new video from Harry he couldn't find"
LEL
God damit you ruindet the song for me XD
Lol
robot number 9 + 10(21)-he thought that harry wasn't awesome (he is!!!)
Ianadaya wow
Robot #67 had the happiest fate😊
Alternate title: School
Tumbleflop lol
So true though
That is strangely true
Tumbleflop 🤣
Tumbleflop C'mon... Seriously?
Its important though.
1:46 The Stanley Core
who was that one with the pink eyes?
Ariel Sproul idk judging by his eye, a Pacifist Core
Bot 4427
Didn't notice someone said already
1:16 *The robots feel their sins crawling down their backs...*
MEGALOVANIA 1NT3N5IF13S
Oh man I'm gonna hate this but...
It's a beautiful day outside. Wheat is growing, deers are grazing, on days like these test subjects like you should burn in android hell.
I mean the robot eye do like like sans blue eyes mode
@@NexusProductions-rz1sv ey that wasn't that bad!
I got this song stuck in my head permanently that’s just how amazing this song is
Imagine if the robot that is actually singing caused all these death !
*DARKER AND DARKER*
It could be the robot who sees how the other robots die and puts them on the record
How could the robot singing cause all the deaths??
@@lyric7379 your theory makes sense and is true
@@higglepiggle7751 thx
Your translator is broken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is terrifying. the quality controls in aperture for the bots are even worse than the controls for test subjects.
and the fact that they can just format them and change their personality is even more scary.
not even the bots are safe in aperture. there are no room for errors in the facility
this is just depressing
Yeah... They don't just put them to "The Pit". They wipe their personalities. Which makes it even crueler. You are not just locked away. You are no longer yourself, a fresh person not knowing why are you here are now just rotting to death....
Your not safe in aperture
This showed up in recommended videos...
Under "shooter games" category...
Portal kind of is a shooting game if you think about it. Both portals and turrets. ;)
Harry101UK True, also.. You replied!!!
Woah you still read you're comments on your old videos
When in a technical sense.....that's what it is
RUclips no logic good...
#65 is my favourite line, it's freaky and chilling with the distorted background vocals
3:07 "but not to fear, we're most humane" _proceeds to violate someone_
Law and Order
Nyrif **fear**
*Law and order special victims unit dun dun dun intensifies*
VioLatIOOOOON
Pit’s most in italics so it’s a form of sarcasm
I wish portal underground got a continuation, was genuinely really funny.
btw not sure if you know this but The Underground is back
@@AntonBagin Huh what
@@druetheterriblepro8654 lol up BurgerScum he came back and is continuing the series
We would like to remind you that Android Heaven is a real thing.
Robot #49 he lied and said he was completely fine