Can My Goldfish Beat Elden Ring’s Hardest Boss?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @SpitefulJD
    @SpitefulJD 3 месяца назад +5844

    "He's so overleveled"
    I had the same reaction crow had, he's a goldfish dawg, he's already nerfed enough

    • @ayo9290
      @ayo9290 3 месяца назад +307

      He didn't even use summons

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 3 месяца назад +312

      ​@@ayo9290he cant even roll nor jump, in other words, imagine completely no i-frames

    • @Bluethunder999
      @Bluethunder999 3 месяца назад +17

      I agree

    • @funwithjlxrblx
      @funwithjlxrblx 3 месяца назад +137

      He doesnt even know that he’s playing, he’s just swimming around in his little tank

    • @nou1747
      @nou1747 3 месяца назад +56

      True, would like to see them beat the same boss without vision nor hearing and only use head or hand tracking to control the game without knowing what input each location does in game while at or under level

  • @erwinmuller7115
    @erwinmuller7115 3 месяца назад +3605

    Pointcrow yelling at his fish to heal is the closest thing we'll ever get to real life pokemon

    • @Andix-music-official
      @Andix-music-official 3 месяца назад +8

      no comments lemme change that

    • @bailijay
      @bailijay 3 месяца назад +20

      I think is like my favorite youtube comment ever

    • @yellowViola
      @yellowViola 3 месяца назад +4

      ​​@@Andix-music-official no comment to comment about comment having no comment? Lemme change that

    • @Josephdavidson
      @Josephdavidson 3 месяца назад +5

      Real life pokemon would be terrible

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 2 месяца назад

      Are we forgetting Rooster and Dog Fights?

  • @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem
    @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem 3 месяца назад +2550

    6:17 Imagine being mad that Eric made it possible for his goldfish to beat Malenia. Really ponder that for a moment.

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 месяца назад +275

      Souls elitists are a different breed istg. I swear some of us fromsoft fans are actually normal people with a functioning brain 😭

    • @M_BRINE_85
      @M_BRINE_85 3 месяца назад +107

      I bet half the people who commented that can’t even beat godrick

    • @uglyrat3858
      @uglyrat3858 3 месяца назад +89

      Pond-er... pond...fish

    • @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem
      @MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem 3 месяца назад +23

      @@uglyrat3858 you're a saint.

    • @Acererak0912
      @Acererak0912 3 месяца назад +29

      @@M_BRINE_85 Exactly. They're salty a literal goldfish is better than them

  • @baderhh9928
    @baderhh9928 3 месяца назад +696

    5:30 i love how the fish started taunting radahn after it staggered him, really shows the difference in might

    • @Skwakisking
      @Skwakisking 2 месяца назад +5

      lol

    • @Zythryl
      @Zythryl 2 месяца назад +11

      Tortellini would make an excellent invader.
      ...Hey, @PointCrow, here's a brilliant idea.

  • @unbentsign7194
    @unbentsign7194 3 месяца назад +358

    "He's so overleveled!"
    Oh you did not- I know half of you used your mimic tear, bleed infused antspur rapier, with fingie shield and deflect tear, and that's with TWO FULLY FUNCTIONING HANDS, not to mention OPPOSABLE THUMBS, which is one of the RAREST traits.

    • @lmaooooostfuclown
      @lmaooooostfuclown 13 дней назад

      If you didn't beat it at level 1 stop talking 😂😂😂

    • @francescomusiani5856
      @francescomusiani5856 5 дней назад +1

      I only use mimic tear( I'm a newbie in this game), but I KNOW that this is ridiculous, it's a goddamn fish, what do you expect? To beat the entire game from the beginning?

  • @StringsNStrands
    @StringsNStrands 3 месяца назад +5619

    The fact that Elden Ring players would gatekeep a goldfish shows that some are beyond redemption.

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 месяца назад +395

      Unfortunately they are the loudest ones and they give the actual cool people in the community a bad rep 😔

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 месяца назад +248

      ​@@malikhittam1440the most vocal part of souls and elden ring fans is so toxic that they sometimes make you not want to play the game lmao

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 месяца назад +103

      @@awdatzya sadly, yes. it's not really a problem for me most of the time since I can enjoy a game/show and just ignore the toxic fans but it's a bit different when it comes to elden ring. I care for this game more than others and I love interacting with the cool people in the community. It just sucks when you're discussing fun builds, strategies, glitches or bosses with someone and some idiot decides to jump in and drop a "skill issue" or "git gud"

    • @astercat49
      @astercat49 3 месяца назад +177

      I mean seriously, how unfathomably maidenless do you have to be to gatekeep the win of a fucking GOLDFISH?

    • @denji3397
      @denji3397 3 месяца назад +11

      They just some kids lmao

  • @somethingofascientist7084
    @somethingofascientist7084 3 месяца назад +1619

    5:58 “was the goldfish even able to see the monitor to have some sort of feedback or input” no fucking way someone thinks the fish seeing the screen would make a difference 💀

    • @manapicrafter6948
      @manapicrafter6948 3 месяца назад +216

      His little no attention span goldfish brain would literally explode if he was subjected to those boss animations for hours lmao

    • @jaimeparker2161
      @jaimeparker2161 3 месяца назад +87

      on the same comment, "maybe it's just a popular idea to bandwagon onto" in regards to... a fish playing a video game?

    • @astro_dwarf
      @astro_dwarf 3 месяца назад +72

      Counter offer: it's a blindfolded playthrough

    • @ThomasWhittington-z2z
      @ThomasWhittington-z2z 3 месяца назад +25

      this is true. Tortellini doesn't even need to do he's just that powerful he wasn't even trying tbh I was in the live

    • @tancredtorns7092
      @tancredtorns7092 3 месяца назад +2

      that line had me rolling lol

  • @Aver187
    @Aver187 3 месяца назад +1492

    “Overleveling undermines the integrity of Elden Ring”
    Average Tortellini response: 🐟🐟🐟

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 3 месяца назад +17

      more like: 👁👄👁

    • @lewesc
      @lewesc 2 месяца назад +68

      goldfish haters think about Tortellini being over levelled.
      Totellini doesn't think about them at all.

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 2 месяца назад +5

      blubblubblub

    • @concerninghobbits5536
      @concerninghobbits5536 2 месяца назад +19

      @@lewescTortellini doesn't think about being at all. Possibly doesn't even think. Truly the way to live.

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 Месяц назад +1

      Lol I went into the dlc at like level 500 something with no new game plus and I have no regrets.

  • @quack-tastictictac1630
    @quack-tastictictac1630 3 месяца назад +287

    11:10 Tortellini literally just stance broke Radahn out of his meteor attack. That fish is a god.

    • @comradeanthony4120
      @comradeanthony4120 2 месяца назад +9

      I didn't even know you could do that! That fish taught me something about the game lol

    • @rohannambiar5059
      @rohannambiar5059 2 месяца назад +7

      this mf stopped a meteor shower lmaooo

  • @catincake3467
    @catincake3467 2 месяца назад +85

    "He's overleveled"
    Bro a fish couldnt even comprehend what that is.

  • @somerandomperson9670
    @somerandomperson9670 3 месяца назад +1882

    People who think that a goldfish is “overleveled” make the goldfish seem smart in comparison.

    • @imaturtlbro
      @imaturtlbro 2 месяца назад +10

      real

    • @Moscow_VR
      @Moscow_VR 2 месяца назад +5

      yea

    • @thegrindingofguysaac8727
      @thegrindingofguysaac8727 2 месяца назад +4

      Rain world pfp

    • @videogamescoverftw
      @videogamescoverftw 2 месяца назад +28

      Its the equivalent of looking at your 5 year old nephew's pokemon game and saying "Hey, arent you a bit overleveled for this gym?"

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@videogamescoverftw
      The argument is already so ridiculous, that any kind of equivalency doesn't do it justice.

  • @binqtop
    @binqtop 3 месяца назад +1948

    Important PSA because I noticed some people were concerned from the last goldfish video: Mr. Tortellini the goldfish does have an actual tank where he lives. He is just in an empty tank for gaming. Do not worry, chat, Pointcrow takes care of his fish VERY well :)

    • @lordlyka68
      @lordlyka68 3 месяца назад +371

      Exactly, this is tortellini's gamer setup, I bet his actual tank is a goated house for him

    • @8bitmclaren
      @8bitmclaren 3 месяца назад +140

      Gaming tank lmao

    • @Zayan773
      @Zayan773 3 месяца назад +15

      Exactly in fact he would eat his fish for a hundred thousand dollars

    • @Alex_...34565
      @Alex_...34565 3 месяца назад +65

      even his gamer tank is better than most goldfish tanks tbh

    • @quack-tastictictac1630
      @quack-tastictictac1630 3 месяца назад +24

      Rate Tortellini’s gaming setup

  • @isaacnikolic5895
    @isaacnikolic5895 3 месяца назад +725

    Praise fish.
    I also believe the bosses are just so confused. Most of their power comes from mind games. Delays on attacks. Scaring players from going in.
    They have no fucking clue what to do against a gold fish.

    • @fonzie_tron7272
      @fonzie_tron7272 3 месяца назад +65

      Exactly. Because if you go with the mentality of screw it we Ball and just hit the boss. Sometimes it just works

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 месяца назад +46

      Not to mention that PCR flashbanged(has since been nerfed), and a goldfish's vision is 40 times worse than a human's. Tort had an advantage in the firght.

    • @RIP_ZYZZ1738
      @RIP_ZYZZ1738 2 месяца назад +23

      Id be scared too if my opposition just chugs 10 flasks in front of me for no reason after entering my second phase 😂

    • @thecatlord661
      @thecatlord661 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@fonzie_tron7272 Whether or not that works depends on your build.

    • @SixGrainsOfGravel
      @SixGrainsOfGravel 2 месяца назад +4

      Reminds me of that one scene in drunken master 2 where the guy just runs toward the other guy with no strategy and just kicks his ass

  • @PoyowenPoyo
    @PoyowenPoyo 3 месяца назад +124

    Alternative title: Tortellini OWNS gaming journalists with FINS and LOGIC

  • @PoyoDesuka
    @PoyoDesuka 3 месяца назад +70

    Why do all these fish gravitate towards finances? Well, they're GOLDfish for a reason.
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Robbobobobobobo
    @Robbobobobobobo 3 месяца назад +896

    crow yelling at tortellini to heal has the same energy as kingdom hearts players yelling at donald duck to freakin heal them

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 месяца назад +67

      I have no idea how kingdom hearts gameplay looks like and I choose not to check because this sentence is absolutely hilarious no context

    • @wave7090
      @wave7090 3 месяца назад +17

      Lmao so true
      And then when you're fighting like roxas kh2 you're tryna figure out why you get no heals and he ain t even there no more
      I guess he got annoyed at all my berating lol

    • @justaboy4613
      @justaboy4613 2 месяца назад +1

      Painfully relatable

  • @MegaMiley
    @MegaMiley 3 месяца назад +498

    The rant around 6:20 made me like this video, 100% correct, it's a freaking goldfish XD, let it be over-powered to stand ANY chance at all

  • @BENch_Gaming44444
    @BENch_Gaming44444 3 месяца назад +786

    Gatekeeping anyone, especially a goldfish, from an amazing single-player game is a ridiculous concept.

    • @joakim8579
      @joakim8579 3 месяца назад +74

      Even a multiplayer one, If I get killed by a literal goldfish in any game, I am the problem

    • @BENch_Gaming44444
      @BENch_Gaming44444 3 месяца назад +15

      @@joakim8579 It would definitely be a wake-up call 🤣

    • @TheAleQc
      @TheAleQc 2 месяца назад +6

      When is the goldfish league of legends stream? Or can he best Thelegend47?

  • @Tronas1111
    @Tronas1111 3 месяца назад +33

    The timing of this video confused me since consort radahn was just nerfed, and I coulda sworn point crow had already done this. I guess he just took awhile to edit the video together and upload it. It makes it even funnier now, because this means that the goldfish beat pre nerf radahn XD

  • @schadowsshade7870
    @schadowsshade7870 2 месяца назад +50

    5:33 Bro breakes his stance, his stance… and instead of reposting… he taunts him 😂 HES a God and Nobody can Tell me otherwise

  • @Tillyp-z2s
    @Tillyp-z2s 3 месяца назад +558

    I can’t believe Promised consort radahn fought the hardest boss fight in history

    • @juanqarlos94
      @juanqarlos94 3 месяца назад +7

      Goated comment 😂

    • @airmilk7599
      @airmilk7599 3 месяца назад +16

      Ngl Radahn was over leveled and still lost

    • @specterbektormektor8615
      @specterbektormektor8615 Месяц назад

      He fought a gold fish little did he know torts true form is the giant goldfish god from seikiri praise the fish emperor​@@airmilk7599

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 3 месяца назад +282

    Note that with the patch, he also has the added honor of having beaten Consort Radahn PRE-PATCH

  • @patternz777
    @patternz777 3 месяца назад +480

    5:55 to 6:22
    absolute best fuckin part in this entire edit lmfaoo pointcrow you are so real for this xD

    • @Kendyll_Gaming
      @Kendyll_Gaming 3 месяца назад +22

      I was about to comment that. Cheeto crusted fingers got me 💀

    • @funwithjlxrblx
      @funwithjlxrblx 3 месяца назад +5

      “He’s a goldfish!”

    • @William-wb8pd
      @William-wb8pd 3 месяца назад +14

      "HE'S A GOLDFISH! Obviously he's overleveled, watching paint dry for 10 hours would be more entertaining than seeing a GOLDFISH lose a thousand time to a boss! AND I'VE WATCHED PAINT DRY FOR 10 HOURS! Get your cheeto-crusted, grubby fingers out of your a-"

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 3 месяца назад +42

    A goldfish is better than me at a video game. I’m having an existential crisis

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 3 месяца назад +59

    This is a real life version of the infinite monkeys with typewriters recreating the works of Shakespeare by pure probability

    • @c0n33r
      @c0n33r 2 месяца назад +4

      The fish isn't responding to any stimuli.
      This is basically equivalent to a random number generator.
      Anything can happen eventually. Just keep it running. Hours of content.

  • @Naneet72
    @Naneet72 3 месяца назад +369

    The fact that some people had the audacity to say it's unfair that Tort had OP armour and weapons when fighting all the bosses is actually unbearably stupid to me. HE'S A F*CKING GOLDFISH, HE'S ALREADY BEEN NERFED ENOUGH BY GOD THEMSELVES

    • @MrUNnice
      @MrUNnice 2 месяца назад +35

      AND HE STILL BETTER THEN THEM

    • @cid3303
      @cid3303 2 месяца назад +29

      you see they cannot accept the fact a gold fish outperformed them

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 Месяц назад +9

      He's a goldfish swimming randomly in an aquarium, with inputs on a wall, unaware of the challenge (because duh....FISH) and he's STILL winning nonetheless

    • @JeffreyTheSquirrl
      @JeffreyTheSquirrl 29 дней назад

      No i wanna see the haters kill the boss with max everything in less tries than tort

  • @watchfulgamer625
    @watchfulgamer625 3 месяца назад +242

    My first question when I watched this video was "you can stance break consort radahn?" My second question, "why are people hating on Tortellini?"

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 3 месяца назад +32

      Jealousy

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 месяца назад +21

      1. Yes but his poise fully recovers in 4 seconds so good luck without a tank build
      2. Souls players

    • @BigDBrian
      @BigDBrian 3 месяца назад +5

      @@kyaroderooij7158 Poise regen starts after just over 6 seconds and takes just over 9 seconds to fully recovery from 0.
      It is certainly too short (it should have a 9 second timer before starting, based on his poise) but it is not *that* short

  • @Taraku43
    @Taraku43 3 месяца назад +288

    I genuinly want to have a serious word to word with the guy who put up the whole rant about how OP the gear was and how Tortellini couldn't even see the screen etc and just genuinly ask him...Has he ever even had fun before?

    • @RowsieFox
      @RowsieFox 2 месяца назад +6

      I think the point is that the build tortellini was using wouldnt even be fun to play, well tbf promised consort Radahn wasn't fun to play before the nerf period lmao.
      Yes i am coping a little cause i spent many days on that fight in particular and was a teeny bit annoyed at my friends aho kept linking me the stream highlight and making fun of me for it

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 2 месяца назад +57

      ​@@RowsieFox it's a fish

    • @Titanicus560
      @Titanicus560 2 месяца назад +21

      @@maritofuentes4690bruh fr whats he yappin about💀

    • @RowsieFox
      @RowsieFox 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Titanicus560 the stuff tortellini was using wouldn't be fun to use as an actual player. You didn't have to deal with your friends spamming you calling you stupid because you took longer to beat a boss than a fish, did you?

    • @Titanicus560
      @Titanicus560 2 месяца назад +26

      @@RowsieFox well that’s just your friends being annoying since it was all rng

  • @Penguin1535-p7b
    @Penguin1535-p7b 3 месяца назад +17

    5:57 “Was the goldfish even able to see the monitor to have some sort of feedback or input?” HE IS A FUCKING GOLDFISH I don’t think him SEEING the monitor will help him play the game better

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 8 дней назад

      Woulda been funny at the least, but ye no difference in fish doing fish things.

  • @Roman90454
    @Roman90454 3 месяца назад +22

    The fallen leaves tell a story
    Of how a fish became Elden Lord.
    In our home, across the fog, the lands Between.
    Our fish will look back upon us, and recall.
    An Age of GOLDFISH!

  • @NintenHawk
    @NintenHawk 3 месяца назад +947

    Praise fish.
    Absolute banger video! Love the editing!

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 3 месяца назад +622

    Doug Doug, I did a thing and pointcrow are the three horsemen of ridiculous ideas being executed surprisingly well

    • @artemisthehunter8360
      @artemisthehunter8360 3 месяца назад +90

      Doug Doug- twitch chat plays games
      Point crow- tortellini plays games
      I did a thing- lets violate OSHA standards

    • @TheInGeneralGamer
      @TheInGeneralGamer 3 месяца назад +2

      @@artemisthehunter8360 lol so true tho

    • @sadracbustamante4835
      @sadracbustamante4835 3 месяца назад +14

      Actually doug doug, pointcrow and failboat are the three horsemen

    • @JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning
      @JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning 3 месяца назад

      Never watched “I did a thing” before, might check them out.
      Nevermind, not my type of content.

    • @doitfaster9553
      @doitfaster9553 3 месяца назад +3

      Your forgetting @maxfosh

  • @Arrowstotle
    @Arrowstotle 3 месяца назад +499

    Praise fish

  • @Manectrix2000
    @Manectrix2000 Месяц назад +4

    Imagine gatekeeping the equivalent of someone playing blind, deaf, and ignorant that they’re controlling a game by just moving. Plus he doesn’t have summons or invincibility frames of any kind. Tortellini is a god.

  • @Coolguy79690
    @Coolguy79690 3 месяца назад +21

    6:03 HE’S A GOLDFISH!!!!

  • @YooberDoober95
    @YooberDoober95 3 месяца назад +603

    This goldfish has more skill than me .💀

    • @Ashina8
      @Ashina8 3 месяца назад +3

      Fr💀

    • @gamerguy7492
      @gamerguy7492 3 месяца назад +4

      i'm lowkey first trying that boss with that build tbf

    • @auroraourania7161
      @auroraourania7161 3 месяца назад +2

      With how messed up my hands are, I would probably need to just use the same setup as tortellini lmao

    • @Mr.Stalactite2
      @Mr.Stalactite2 3 месяца назад

      Praise fish

    • @Trickdulasince1999
      @Trickdulasince1999 3 месяца назад +5

      thats why people gate keep, they get embarrased that a newbie goldfish is better at the game

  • @bb_boop
    @bb_boop 3 месяца назад +175

    2:43 I thought he was gonna say Tortellini died

  • @katoatoato
    @katoatoato 3 месяца назад +122

    I love when Tortellini is on stream and inevitably his 2 braincells are just like "mmm, nappy time" meanwhile PointCrow is trying to get him to fight for his life

  • @trinodot8112
    @trinodot8112 3 месяца назад +20

    Make him do pvp next. See how many players are worse than an actual goldfish

    • @prosebuds5124
      @prosebuds5124 2 месяца назад +5

      Stop I wanna see this so bad

  • @Charliethecryptid
    @Charliethecryptid 3 месяца назад +93

    Im glad tortellini is bringing such small, short creators onto his channel, tortellini is such an amazing gamer. And that other guy is there too ig.

  • @FirstLastname604
    @FirstLastname604 3 месяца назад +157

    I’m just saying, when tortellini eventually goes belly up, he deserves a PROPER send off

    • @mangopossum_
      @mangopossum_ 3 месяца назад

      *IF
      we have no proof tortellini can die

    • @Ozzys_Boneyard
      @Ozzys_Boneyard 3 месяца назад +46

      give him a viking funeral as he swims to Valhalla

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 месяца назад +8

      that's years down the line, we definitely don't have to worry about it now

    • @NakkiPie
      @NakkiPie 3 месяца назад +9

      Gods are immortal.

    • @pyritenightmare
      @pyritenightmare 3 месяца назад +22

      A properly cared for petstore goldfish can live to 10-15 years on average, it'll be a WHILE.

  • @NeverFirst1
    @NeverFirst1 3 месяца назад +83

    Tortellini is the most talented goldfish in the world. He's also one of the most famous ones. Now we need to make him the coolest-looking one.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 3 месяца назад +3

      Give him sunglasses

    • @clc619
      @clc619 3 месяца назад

      Not one of, the most!

  • @Hexadeca
    @Hexadeca 3 месяца назад +13

    I do feel like that fish is living as a realife isekai character. Reborn as a Goldfish and became an pro gaming streaming god. 👑 🐟

  • @Splice-Decisive
    @Splice-Decisive 2 месяца назад +5

    Ain’t no way someone gonna say a freaking goldfish is over leveled that’s like saying a toddler playing this game is over leveled when they fight a boss lol

  • @SharpSquid-db2iq
    @SharpSquid-db2iq 3 месяца назад +519

    Praise fish!

  • @naomidolan4882
    @naomidolan4882 3 месяца назад +77

    Pointcrow: So my goldfish Totilleni-
    Chat: Our goldfish

    • @MythicalDogLover
      @MythicalDogLover 3 месяца назад

      I know this is a typo but it's so perfect

    • @MythicalDogLover
      @MythicalDogLover 3 месяца назад

      I know this is a typo but it's so perfect

  • @MealsEdits
    @MealsEdits 3 месяца назад +7

    The tarnished showing their grievances towards thy level system be maidenless for sure

  • @AlbynCraigie-m8e
    @AlbynCraigie-m8e 3 дня назад +1

    tortellini is so powerful, all realities had to hold back his power by turning him into a goldfish

  • @Eclipse5O
    @Eclipse5O 3 месяца назад +1355

    If a goldfish can do it, you have no excuse

    • @DerekS-kq3zh
      @DerekS-kq3zh 3 месяца назад +85

      Sure I do. I don't want to. Boom

    • @luc_power
      @luc_power 3 месяца назад +5

      Yea

    • @LegendsLikeMe
      @LegendsLikeMe 3 месяца назад +47

      Nah tortellini is just the goat at Elden ring

    • @zlbm0
      @zlbm0 3 месяца назад +35

      @@DerekS-kq3zhthats a reason, not an excuse

    • @thatoneguy13262
      @thatoneguy13262 3 месяца назад +14

      I don't have the DLC. Is that enough of an excuse.

  • @melonana95
    @melonana95 3 месяца назад +43

    5:58 imagine beefing with a goldfish

  • @theomwithi8786
    @theomwithi8786 3 месяца назад +40

    God i love this. Radahn actually got nerfed because people complained so much, but a fucking fish is straight up swimming above their skill level. Praise elden lord tortellini

  • @saltypepper969
    @saltypepper969 2 месяца назад +6

    Tortellini: "You're the challenger here, Radahn"

  • @GrimGriefer5
    @GrimGriefer5 3 месяца назад +54

    If you ever feel like giving up in Elden Ring just remember that a Goldfish has beaten Radahn

    • @Notyourusual
      @Notyourusual 3 месяца назад +6

      Excuse me sir consort radahn actually 😭

    • @GrimGriefer5
      @GrimGriefer5 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Notyourusual ☝️🤓”umm actually it’s Promised Consort Radahn”

    • @Notyourusual
      @Notyourusual 3 месяца назад +3

      @@GrimGriefer5 i knew it was coming 😭😭😭

    • @GrimGriefer5
      @GrimGriefer5 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Notyourusual ☝️🤓 “umm excuse me, it’s actually what you deserve”

  • @WetSweatySocks
    @WetSweatySocks 3 месяца назад +91

    To those mad at a goldfish for being overpowered for the Malenia fight, Ahem, "Cope"

  • @RedGlider51
    @RedGlider51 3 месяца назад +24

    Tort heard the haters’s criticism of his high level, but the glorious king tort (idk how to spell it) proved their points wrong and proved he was the strongest… Praise fish!

  • @333ELBarto333
    @333ELBarto333 2 месяца назад +9

    This doesn't count! The gold fish had unfair advantages on top of being over leveled. It was in water which makes it's response times faster by 0.0054 seconds, Keyboard and mouse must be used, lvl 1 no gear and you aren't allowed to use electricity irl during the run. Only with this will I, the random wojak who spent 300h in the game and wasn't able to even find the first boss, acknowledge the fish as having acceptable gaming skills

  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 месяца назад +24

    Tortilleni did have one advantage, his vision. While it might be worse, it actually came in handy. Goldfish see motion better than deteail compared to humans. This means that he could see where Rahdan was easier, since he was focusing motion rather than the deatails of Radahn's appearance.

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 месяца назад +7

      He cant see the screen, he is in a different room from the game

    • @KaiserMikael
      @KaiserMikael 3 месяца назад +3

      @@kyaroderooij7158 It's clearly a joke? It's a goldfish... well THE goldfish but still

    • @kyaroderooij7158
      @kyaroderooij7158 3 месяца назад +2

      @@KaiserMikael this doesnt look like a joke or sarcasm to me... but alright i guess

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien 3 месяца назад

      Well then, it was luck then

  • @MrSkibblem
    @MrSkibblem 3 месяца назад +37

    HE SWIM….
    HE SWISH..
    FOR HE….
    *IS THE GOD SLAYING FISH!*

  • @ArmoredDonutGuy
    @ArmoredDonutGuy 3 месяца назад +10

    Pointcrow, I would like to thank you and Tortellini for inspiring me to spend countless hours on most souls games like Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and of course Elden Ring.
    Because of you and your LEGENDARY goldfish, I was able to beat the hardest bosses known to mankind. Including Consort Radahn and Sword Saint Isshin.
    I've spent more than 400 hours on souls games and I need a break...
    But I will never forget why I started playing souls games, so thank you, and THATS OUR GOLDFISH!

  • @J2official21
    @J2official21 3 месяца назад +8

    Bro is eating sushi with his pet fish named after food. Fish are friends, not food.
    Edit: this guy knows what I’m talking about
    Edit edit: praise fish

  • @LagrimaArdiente
    @LagrimaArdiente Месяц назад +3

    6:24 Also, he's playing blind considering he can't see what's on the screen. You can't tell me that anyone can beat a Dark Souls boss without looking at the screen.

    • @Dark-6678
      @Dark-6678 8 дней назад +1

      He's also doing it without sound

  • @maybebirb
    @maybebirb 3 месяца назад +85

    BEEN WAITING FOR MORE TORTELLINI CONTENT. LETS GOOOO

  • @A_SOULLESSPRSN
    @A_SOULLESSPRSN 3 месяца назад +58

    Bro imagine gate keeping a goldfish

  • @Pengwyn01
    @Pengwyn01 Месяц назад +1

    1:44 He's called a goldfish for a reason. You chose this.

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 2 месяца назад +3

    "The goldfish was overleveled and was using op gear" - people who used moonveil to beat the game the first time

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 3 месяца назад +8

    “THERE NO WAY!” screamed PointCrow his belief in his goldfish was nonexistent, he didn’t show his feet for he was resistant.

  • @Cerran032
    @Cerran032 3 месяца назад +8

    I was a bit skeptical right up until he shut down the meteor with a poise break.
    Then, I became a true believer

  • @vectormanforever
    @vectormanforever 3 месяца назад +3

    I know this doesn't mean much to anyone else...
    But I have been able to keep any and all spoilers from the DLC away from my fiance for months and months and months while they slowly get to the DLC in the first place. I have been doing so well... Then this video and its thumbnail shows up in our recommended.
    I mean this in the nicest way I can... Absolutely Bite me.

  • @JOHNNYTUBEYT
    @JOHNNYTUBEYT 2 месяца назад +2

    Elden Ring gamers: "It's too hard."
    Tort: *CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!*

  • @pokefra1809
    @pokefra1809 3 месяца назад +47

    Guess who is back, back again Tortellini is back, tell a friend

  • @sharkynuman4758
    @sharkynuman4758 3 месяца назад +6

    impressive that this goldfish beat radahn blindfolded and deafened, truly a goldfish of alo time.

  • @theodordobre1129
    @theodordobre1129 3 месяца назад +9

    The message of the viewer from "No church in the wild" lmao
    Whats a man to a king, whats a king to a god, whats a god to a goldfish? 😂

  • @wavestrider2160
    @wavestrider2160 2 месяца назад +2

    Pointcrow: will you lose to radahn?
    Tortellini: nah
    I'll keep on swimming

  • @mrmortegan
    @mrmortegan 3 месяца назад +17

    5:53 I hate this fandom sometimes

  • @NinaLopez-z7g
    @NinaLopez-z7g 2 месяца назад +2

    1:00 the goldfish using their conbined 4rth of a braincell to singlehandedly ruin this man

  • @izzymosley1970
    @izzymosley1970 3 месяца назад +25

    Tortellini: stand proud rahdan you are strong.

  • @fatyoshi1456
    @fatyoshi1456 3 месяца назад +13

    Tortellini Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 3 месяца назад +8

    Tortellini is now more a mascot than doodle, and more than Eric as well.

  • @EwanMacTavish
    @EwanMacTavish 2 месяца назад +2

    With Radahn at his mercy he shall taste defeat
    Tortellini’s victory has provided us a treat
    The Gods tremble as one falls from their seat
    Maybe now; Eric Pointcrow shall show us his feet

  • @Joseph-5154
    @Joseph-5154 2 месяца назад +1

    5:56 "Was the goldfish even able to see the monitor to have some sort of feedback or input?"
    He... HE'S A F*CKING GOLDFISH! Do you really think he'd be able to even remotely comprehend ANYTHING happening in the game!?

  • @justaguy2O5
    @justaguy2O5 3 месяца назад +57

    FISH

  • @welljewelry3166
    @welljewelry3166 3 месяца назад +21

    That gold fish is better at the game than every game journalist combined

    • @jeffdones9212
      @jeffdones9212 3 месяца назад +1

      Me blindfolded and deaf is better than all game journalists combined

    • @malikhittam1440
      @malikhittam1440 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jeffdones9212 *with hands cut off

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 2 месяца назад

      *while dead

  • @godlymemes5384
    @godlymemes5384 2 месяца назад +4

    4:25 pet commercial joke lmao

  • @lilbuddy324
    @lilbuddy324 3 месяца назад

    Ngl this was beautiful. Almost brought a damn tear to my eye. You gave lil bro 🐠 an opportunity no other fish has gotten. And he stood on buisness. The mark of a true lord of the sea.

  • @KeimoMahi
    @KeimoMahi 3 месяца назад +5

    never thought i'd see a fish go band for band with radahn, praise fish!!!!

  • @jennamarvin5430
    @jennamarvin5430 3 месяца назад +5

    PRAISE FISH!!
    also yeah ppl need to get over Tort's kit and stats he's a literal fish

  • @MrPuddle01
    @MrPuddle01 3 месяца назад +9

    The snack that fights back

  • @SwiftyTW
    @SwiftyTW 3 месяца назад +4

    lord the fish death over and over until it becomes the snack that fights back aka the best fish ever

  • @satoth
    @satoth 2 месяца назад +2

    People who complained about overleveling seem like to see a goldfish same intelligent as themselves

  • @johnnyrocketfingaz
    @johnnyrocketfingaz 3 месяца назад +2

    There's just no fucking way I just witnessed actual HUMAN BEINGS get pressed over a fucking FISH playing a video game. What the fuck.

  • @BunnySulcides
    @BunnySulcides 3 месяца назад +19

    Praise Fish!

  • @sebastiansturm8904
    @sebastiansturm8904 3 месяца назад +3

    This has to be one of the most creative ways to use technology that I have seen in a few years! Bravo!!🎉 to you and tortellini! You have earned yourselves a new subscriber 😂.

  • @trevormccurdy8801
    @trevormccurdy8801 3 месяца назад +73

    11:47 my tts made the video! Praise fish!

    • @awdatzya
      @awdatzya 3 месяца назад +5

      praise fish!

  • @AmoonMoon71
    @AmoonMoon71 3 месяца назад +38

    pop off tortellini

  • @AkshansYoutubeAccount
    @AkshansYoutubeAccount 2 месяца назад +2

    "hi, my goldfish leaked my credit card information onstream while playing pokemon"

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 2 месяца назад

    the fact Tortellini can not only beat pre patched consort Radahn, but managed to get so many staggers in is insane. he's a little guy and we love him.

  • @luc_power
    @luc_power 3 месяца назад +5

    Another legendary pointcrow video

  • @Tanga34
    @Tanga34 3 месяца назад +10

    Praise Fish! 🐠

  • @cassandrarichardson7463
    @cassandrarichardson7463 3 месяца назад +4

    before anything else so idk if the goldfish won BUT imagine saying elden ring is TOO hard and then someone says bro MY GOLDFISH CAN BEAT IT what do you even do about this

  • @reynet5543
    @reynet5543 3 месяца назад +2

    I can't believe the Elden Ring players were seriously jealous of the goldfish
    This fish is a great warrior that even the gods fear. These guys are pathetic against him