I Taught My Goldfish to Play Elden Ring
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I connected elden ring to my goldfish's fish tank. Can he take down some of video game's hardest bosses?
This was streamed live on Twitch: / pointcrow
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THATS MY BOY
thats ur boy
Love your vids
NOOO! MY BOY!
I guess he succeeded
Goodnight pointcrow
It'll never not be funny to me that a fish broke Crows PC entirely.
ACTHUALLY it was bad code.
What was the actual reason why his computer broke anyways?
@@jemsupergraphics card issues as he mentioned. I think some neural networks take advantage of the GPU, so it's probably just a case of his computer not being up to spec
@@jemsuper My guess is the program interfered with the graphics drivers in a way that caused severe corruption but then again it seemed like it sustained physical damage which I have no idea how that would happen.
@@Jetaruonly if you have that little coding knowledge
Malenia: “Thy strength…. Extraordinary….”
Tortellini: “blub blub blub blub”
The fact that google translate no longer considers "thy" to be english and tells me to let it translate it to "your" is infinitely hilarious to me
So real
@@OfficewaffleI thought it was going to translate the goldfish speech to English…
@@HanJordo imagine tho
It didn't kill Melania. This is clickbait
the fact that only like 67% of players beat Godrick and a goldfish is among them is insane. Even more so that he got Melenia to second phase without summons. He's better then most of us.
I can't even godrick the omen
Well he said he was geared with "typical" stuff youd find before that boss but that stuff is end game lol. Most players prolly dont have jack when thet get to that point.
Summons might make it harder. Giving her more to heal off of.
@@zombieindenial_ from a new player perspective yes, but the armour is easily obtained by just killing bernard on stormhill so its very easy to get
@@zombieindenial_ bernahl is at the warmasters shack at the beginning of the game and you get his armor if you kill him there, and the bloodhound fang is also easy to get, youre just wrong lmao and you got upset for no reason
ofc a new player wouldnt know that playing blind but you could always look up a guide or have someone tell you, and besides thats detracting from the fact this is a fucking goldfish and this video and this comment are just in good fun, chill out lol
Can you set up an interview with Tortellini where chat asks him questions and he responds with various words in a grid like pattern? we need to know this fish's legendary backstory on his prowess at the art of elden ring.
yes please
He must
I bet this goldfish is better than actual players.
Fr
It's better than me I played elden ring for so long and I still haven't done more than like an hour's worth of progression.
As a person who doesn’t know how to play elden ring I can say that he is better than me 😂
Easiest dark souls i played but a goldfish without summons and no actual build is impressive
Probably
At first I thought “You kitted him out with such great weapons and armor!” Then I thought “A goldfish just beat Margit in less tries than it took me
All of his gear is available before fighting those bosses. You just need to know where to look
#1 Tortellini Fan
👑
#2 Tortellini fan
Nah bro I gotta disagreee
Hi mysticat
#3 Tortellini Fan
The fact that Tortellini healed when it mattered most MULTIPLE TIMES in the Godrick fight just proves his actions were NOT by chance lmao
He clowned on him, spamming his empty jug while he was staggered
Queen Gibson is harder than godrick
Gibdo
He took me around 4 tries an gibdo like 6
@@Gideon-ofnirwhat
Just incase you didn't see in other clips, the tank Tortellini is in is NOT his normal tank. They just needed a large empty tank to make tracking him easier.
good to know! i was looking through the comments just to make sure, but thanks!
Thank you so much for that info. I was hoping that it either wasn't his normal tank or that they took out all the enrichment for the stream
Thank you! I was worried about this
I want to know what his normal tank looks like, what roommates Tortellini has and how it's decorated.
@@jayemover_16 I don't remember if Crow showed a pic of his usual tank or not...
I like how tortellini was keep on healing when the boss was staggered. Then killed them as soon as they got up, thst was like a taunt lol💀
Not only is this insanely cool, but it's wholesome. The fact that a person could have their own pet goldfish play video games is just sweet.
PointCrow: "I love Tortellini more than life."
PointCrow during lie detection stream: "I'd eat him for $100K"
Life is only worth $99 k
There has been character development
@@enriqueaquiahuatl8554 that's a great way to look at it actually
If you eat tortellini for 100k, you'd have enough money to buy 16666 of them! MAY TORTELLINI TAKE THE WORLD
@@GhassanGhamdi”Strike me down and I’ll become more powerful than you can imagine.” (Look idk the exact quote it’s been a while.)
“Convinced his master Eric to show twitch chat his feet” truly a masterpiece of writing
119 likes and 0 comment. Let me fix that
@@ThienTran-ct2yu 1 like and no replies. Let me fix that
@@conspicuouspigeons5 likes and no replay? Let me fix that.
@@Depureeno likes and no reply?? Gimme a sec
@@sydneykenaston740 one like and no replies? No worries fam
Everyone: ( Screaming and cheering after every accomplishment)
Tortellini:
Tortellini wasting heals just to flex before landing the death blow was just too cinematic 11:40
crow announcing, "My goldfish can play Eldin Ring!" like an evil scientist was probably the funniest thing I've seen my entire week.
If I remember correctly, a fish also discovered a landmark speed run glitch in a game that changed the face of speed runs in that game dramatically.
The one that played Pokémon Sapphire, I think? Might've been the same fish setup that committed credit card fraud but I'm pretty sure there are multiple Fish Plays Pokémon out there
@@brendanhall5581 Might have been, I'm not sure, though I'm pretty sure it WAS Pokemon of some sort. The owner left for a few minutes, and when she came back, she found the fish had performed some sort of major new skip.
@@brendanhall5581never in my life did I think I would read a sentence such as this. What a world we live in. 😂
@@terrivel11 while the fish did find a glitch, it doesn't have any use in speedruns. all the glitch is that it dupes a boulder using HM strength
@LunaTulpa It doesn't help the speedrun yet*
Honestly it might never actually be used in a run but it wouldn't be the first time a glitch/skip was found that was useless at the time but ended up being really important later on.
Never have I been more hyped seeing a fish play a game, and the significance of beating malenias first phase has tought us that no matter what, perseverance will always triumph.
And that a fish is better at videogames than a journalist
7:30 The fact that they made it rhyme as an actual poem makes me laugh so hard 😂
This truly proves that elden ring is a totally easy, relaxing experience.
nah, this proves that golfish are the supreme evolution. they can trad stocks, play games, and commit credit card fraud.
The real flex would be if your goldfish summoned “let me solo her”
205 likes and 0 comment. Let me fix that
The real REAL flex would be if the goldfish became Let Me Solo Her.
Tortellini not only defeated godrick, but insulted him too.
Fun fact! The lab I work in uses this kind of fish-tracking technology to study the effect of different compounds we make. Cool to see it used for this kind of thing!
Pointcrow: Screaming
Tortellini: 🐟🎵Life could be a dream🎵
Or eating his own shit from the floor
Bro imagine training your entire life and you go against the player just to be beat by a goldfish 😂
9:58 Tortellini just drinks all the flasks
bro that fish is a better player than i am
Considering the memory of a goldfish, Tortellini might be the first thing to ever beat Malenia and not remember her name
That's a myth. Goldfish have pretty good memory and can get depressed.
Goldfish have great memory, people are just stupid.
Also I beg to differ that he would be the only one that doesn't remember her name, going by how many ppl write her name wrong
@@TsubasayaYamiYeah it's incredible how many people don't know her name is melitonin , the blade of michelin.
@@shurno1588 That's what I'm talking about! Her name is Malochondria and she is the powerhouse of the lands between!
I love how every time tortellini's destroying eldritch horrors that may very well be some of the strongest beings to walk the earth, he's just staring at a rock or at the ceiling LOL
And with that, I think I’ve finally begun to understand Shonen anime protagonists.
@@nicholaspeters9919Yuji Itadori is definitely a fish mentally.
Elden Ring bosses: I fear no man, but that thing??
*points at Tortellini*
Elden Ring bosses: it scares me
That was such a nicely made, edited and just NICE video! Really enjoyed it! Thanks :3
Imagine the Two Fingers examining the Greater Will and discovering that a fish is predestined to become Elden Lord
This is so funny to think about😂😂😂
11:35 i now imagine tortellini taunts bosses by pretending to drink healing potions
“Blub blub blub blub. (Hey, Godrick! Look at my drink!)
Eric: you finally beat godrick now go fight malenia
Tortellini: 🐠
Game journalists been real quiet since this dropped
Ok, now this is probably one of his best-edited videos till now, no doubt!
real!
Now you need to get a clownfish for a friend to play a multiplayer game
(edit) thanks for 600 likes
THIS
that'd require an entirely different tank and setup, tho
can't exactly be a friend when you die in each other's environment on default
@@deeddles1what if we just cut the aquarium in half? ( like putting a border or smth ) . This is still a great idea tho!
This would be a fun idea, but it might have to be a different kind of fish I don’t think a clownfish would work.
wtf you found this vid before me?
Lovely video, loved all the music choices, too. Had the biggest smile on my face seeing Tortellini fight with Twilight of the Gods in the background. Keep up the good stuff!
How tf is a goldfish better at Elden Ring than me
1:00
the fact that dougdoug has hardwired my brain so now whenever I see "trials and tribulations" I immediately think of pajama sam is.....indescribable
-Pajama Sam (AI voice)
I think oh phoenix wright
Never underestimate Goldfish, that’s when they’ll strike
3 second memory? Myth
Dumb? Myth
All myths
They can also live for 20-30 years with proper care
This message written by a goldfish
Bad at Elden Ring? Myth
Those may be myths, but Tortellini is a Legend.
The fact a gold fish can play better than most(if not all) of us and beat the hardest boss of an game which is a thing most people cant do just impresses me, this just proves futher that my sister would lose to an gold fish(she sucks at video games sadly), next game shall be pikmin 2, soo this fight can really happen(through dolphin netplay offcourse)
He used ghost trick sound at the beginning.that game deserves more❤❤❤
Eric: ”Malenia is one of the hardest bosses in the history of video games, made to challenge the skill of the greatest players…”
Tortellini: ez
I've never been so emotionally invested in the actions of a goldfish before.. also "I watched a goldfish play Elden Ring today" is not something I ever saw coming.
I appreciate you using “Battle of the gods” in the Godrick fight. Echoes had such a good soundtrack!
This is absolutely insane. Truly golden content
wowie that gold fish has some moves, the skilled players are shivering because tortellini was calm and confident the entire time.
worth a diamond medal
Goldfish are secretly taking over the gaming scene.
I’d recommend upgrading the tank size to a 30 gallon after he gets a bit older. These can get 7-8”
I’d like to thank Micro Center for the PC, Eric for having the idea, and finally, Michael for making the program. It was hard work but I finally did it!
Funny how crows fish is better at beating margit than himself with voice controls
the second he stepped into the pc store he became 10X funnier
Not only is this an incredible feat of computer engineering, but it also looks like Tortilini has a tank that's gonna be nicely sized for him in the future. I love to see it.
The flex of healing nothing several times while the boss is both an inch from death and staggered.😂
He's more proud of his goldfish then my parents have ever been of me lol
Did you beat Elden ring without limbs?
Crow: is this fish proof?
The minimum wage worker who got him as a customer: what
the use of "an obstacle in our path" for malenia is great
7:22 I like how, even tho Torttellini didn't need to heal, he still did it just to flex on Malenia and win on full health
Please consider getting Tortellini some decor and hiding spots for his enclosure, and maybe even some friends! Fish are much more intelligent than people give them credit for and they can become depressed and bored if they don't have enough enrichment in their environment. I understand having a bare enclosure for an instance like this (needing the fish to be trackable) but otherwise there is no reason not to give him the best quality of life possible! (Also thanks for not using those bright rainbow rocks in his tank, they're not good at all.)
he is extremely well taken care of! Had to remove all the enclosures for the tracker to work 👍 only lasted a couple hours at a time
@@PointCrowSo glad to hear this! Hope you guys get to have even more fun in the future!
@@PointCrow YAYYY! He's gonna live a happy fishy life
@@PointCrowfigured as much! How’s he doing now😊
@@PointCrowthis feels like a Doug Doug vid
I'm just speechless that this was an event that actually transpired.
Never watched this guy before but I need more goldfish gaming please, also tortellini deserves some high quality fish food for this!!
1:59 OH NO THEY’RE GOING TO CONTROL THEIR WEAPONS WITH GOLDFISH!!!!
Tortellini is so smart. I can't even beat those bosses.
Edit: I can't belive I got 389 likes in one day. Tysm.
Tortellini:
Watching all of this live was insane. Tortellini is best fish. Do you think he could even play Zelda?
Would you happen to know the date/name of the vod? I can only find the 40 min and 3 hour vods from a few months ago, and neither seems to be the main source of the footage in this video
@@CJ-mk3nfprolly on twitch
You should try
@@CJ-mk3nfI think the stream was on twitch
If he beats ganondorf (totk) or builds a nuke with zonai cannons i would cry because even i struggled to beat gannon with a thick club fused with a silver boko horn
I've never been so proud of a goldfish before, I love Lini
I love that the nature of humanity is such that we'll get heavily invested in a fish playing video games
Watched every fucking stream for this. Pure gold.
... fish.
Ba dum tshhh
11:40 oh you don't understand. He wasn't trying to heal... He was taunting.
He was like "i don't need to hit you while you're vulnerable, I'll kill you when you get back up"
And that's exactly what he did. He waited for the bos to get up and start attacking, and only then he went for it.
He knows what he did, and he did it for content.
I remember watching that epic stream go torto
The fact that you were running *military grade technology* just to play Elden Ring is hilarious
Tortellini was the best (non-human) elden ring player I’ve ever seen!
Eric and hundrets of people watching at their screens screaming "Tortellini you can do it!".
Tortellini: "Blub blub let me solo her first phase blub. Because some real people can't. Blub blub."
Apart from the little taps on the fishtank I had a blast with this one. Unhinged stuff there, congrats!
Gotta say, this is just a very well made and high quality RUclips video
2:13 I remember this moment vividly. It was right after you and chat jammed out to “Tortellini,” you said “how am I supposed to follow that up,” and then Lini blubbed “you aren’t,” and Tortellinied your PC, ending stream himself and the life of that PC with it!
The Tortellini saga is one that will live in legend (and my heart for a long time)! I don’t know of another goldfish with a theme song.
🎶 Tortellini, why you such a meanie? Blew my graphics card up so that my chat could not see me, NOPE… 🎶
he is good at beating elden ring bosses, may be better than 70% of the players, swimming and may be a better content creator than most people. He has too much
i am obsessed with the use of ghost trick music. thank you "pointcrow"
This is an absolutely goated video man 10/10
This goldfish beat this challenge. But I still haven’t beaten Margit.
That’s it, I’m out, I can’t- I can’t do this anymore
You got this, just make sure not to panic roll on his attacks, a lot of them are delayed
Imagine being so bad that people cant even call you have a gold fish brain without insulting the goldfish
That’s what it’s like for all bosses for a while
anyone knows how long did it take for the gold fish to beat the first phase malenia? because im pretty sure it beat her faster than Lacari did
Lololol! This was awesome good job little goldfish, you are truly the Elden Lord we need.
I also just saw an American Dad episode where Klaus was also playing Elden Ring, totally killed me 😂😂😂
This was extraordinary. Best documentary I've seen. 10/10
FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR EVA
From goldfish to boldfish, what a journey
I knew it, Elden Ring is just a button smash version of Dark Souls.
This is one of the most inspiring thing in all of gaming
its so hilarious to me that your fish is litteraly better than people like quantum tv. GOOD JOB TORTELLINI
Incredible video! I really love this new editing style! Keep it up!
Even a fish is better than me
I just thought that you might enjoy knowing, especially since this is a Tortellini episode, that I made a Fish deck for MTG. (Since you have mentioned getting into MTG a bit) The deck specifically wants to make as many New Capenna fish tokens (Unblockable 1/1) as possible and go wide.
Blessed be to micro center for somehow giving crow a PC that can match Tortellini's sheer power
EVERYONE SHALL FEAR THE GOLDFISH 🗿🍷
We need a follow-up of tortellini being able to beat Malenia entirely!
Amazing! Keep up the great work!
I love the moment where he kept trying to heal when he was out of them, with the enemy one hit from dead. xD
Eric really got a fish to beat a boss that most people didn't even find huh
This is the kind of content I throw a T3 sub at you for, keep up the awesome work Eric and stop breaking your expensive computer equipment (it hurts my soul)
If only Tortellini knew what he was really accomplishing 😔
The song playing at 6:00 is Force Addiction