Dalek ordering self isolation.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2020

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  • @technoeevee6969
    @technoeevee6969 4 года назад +12441

    So lovely to see the natural british wildlife returning during quarantine

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 4 года назад +201

      We truly are the virus

    • @dujilli
      @dujilli 4 года назад +6

      @@SecondEvilEx 😣😣

    • @sentientprogram660
      @sentientprogram660 4 года назад +4

      @@SecondEvilEx how?

    • @elkwolf2888
      @elkwolf2888 4 года назад +42

      You win. This is the best comment.

    • @Evaisa
      @Evaisa 4 года назад +53

      Nature is healing, we are the virus.

  • @bsgfan1
    @bsgfan1 4 года назад +6134

    1963: _“Exterminate! Exterminate!”_
    2020: _“Isolate! Isolate!”_

    • @siwel060lewis6
      @siwel060lewis6 4 года назад +17

      That right there will be the highlight of 2020

    • @gtrman69777
      @gtrman69777 4 года назад +5

      Dammit you beat me to it. 😁

    • @artemis477
      @artemis477 4 года назад +3

      1963-2014

    • @RyanTheLion335
      @RyanTheLion335 4 года назад +2

      I'm disappointed it didn't do that

    • @moneybxndz161
      @moneybxndz161 4 года назад +1

      Rhondjé Mohan Singh Tanwar no don’t

  • @BBNoot
    @BBNoot 4 года назад +1999

    Imagine being drunk one night and seeing this thing telling you to go home.

    • @bluepuppystudios3617
      @bluepuppystudios3617 4 года назад +22

      What if they try to fight it?

    • @BBNoot
      @BBNoot 4 года назад +19

      X-TERMINATE

    • @EyeConZX
      @EyeConZX 4 года назад +14

      @@bluepuppystudios3617 MAXIMUM EXTERMINATIOOOOOOOON

    • @carloalbertopirastru9503
      @carloalbertopirastru9503 4 года назад +10

      I would go home immediately

    • @TedTeddison99
      @TedTeddison99 4 года назад

      BB Nootus That episode of Family Guy in the apocalypse with Robo-Joe telling Frog Quagmire to go home or die.

  • @jetwhite
    @jetwhite 4 года назад +1651

    This was a real missed opportunity for it to repeat “SELF ISOLATE” in the style of “EXTERMINATE” - it even rhymes and has the same amount of syllables

    • @masterdoubleyou
      @masterdoubleyou 4 года назад +77

      And they call themselves real fans just because they have their own Dalek.

    • @feedbackblues
      @feedbackblues 4 года назад +17

      i know right!! thats what i thought this bideo was gonna be

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 года назад +11

      For real, I was waiting for it the whole video.

    • @theephantommenace
      @theephantommenace 4 года назад +9

      Since robots recognize patterns, it will think any similar syllable pattern related to "Ex-ter-mi-nate" is a green light 👀🤖

    • @Alsborg
      @Alsborg 4 года назад +1

      Quotes from Prime of Fallout 3

  • @optimusprime4090
    @optimusprime4090 4 года назад +28169

    This is by far the most British video to come out this year.

    • @maxoverridemax
      @maxoverridemax 4 года назад +140

      Yep.....

    • @Pixx08
      @Pixx08 4 года назад +40

      You aren’t wrong

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 года назад +47

      What, nazi aliens confining people?

    • @GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears
      @GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears 4 года назад +12

      optimus prime
      This MILLENNIUM. Next to Wealdstone Raider anyway.

    • @VashDraven
      @VashDraven 4 года назад +55

      @Dan The car guy "him" careful mate, you're gonna trigger some wankers.

  • @WhackingJam
    @WhackingJam 4 года назад +13474

    A lone Dalek.. with no crowds gathering smiling laughing pointing taking pictures... is truly terrifying.

    • @GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears
      @GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears 4 года назад +319

      Almost like Science Fiction. Much like real life at the moment...

    • @empressofvibes
      @empressofvibes 4 года назад +311

      Feels like it's straight out of The Dalek Invasion of Earth

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 4 года назад +96

      commence mass extermination
      i obey
      *BOOOOOOOM*

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 года назад +79

      Then pray that there's a real time lord running around the world who has a plan.

    • @TaunTaunTundra4477
      @TaunTaunTundra4477 4 года назад +15

      @@playtime_foxy you should have said EXTERMINATE!

  • @CheweyBadge
    @CheweyBadge 4 года назад +2552

    Dalek: *sees a person outside*
    Dalek: *Exterminate!*

  • @raganok1
    @raganok1 4 года назад +368

    Who also really wanted to hear it go, “ISOLATE, ISOLATE, ISOLATE” similarly to how it says “Exterminate”?

    • @justanothernemo9281
      @justanothernemo9281 3 года назад +3

      All humans outside their households will be exterminated.

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 2 года назад

      @@justanothernemo9281 *read that with Dalek's voice*

  • @JAKECOT_CENTER
    @JAKECOT_CENTER 4 года назад +12133

    One Dalek patrolling the empty streets. Our worst fears have been realized

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 года назад +273

      Quick, climb up on a reasonably substantial doorstep and escape!

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 4 года назад +136

      @@michaelmartin9022 they can fly.

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 4 года назад +149

      Then a 45 second youtube video is better than most of the last season of Doctor Who?

    • @JAKECOT_CENTER
      @JAKECOT_CENTER 4 года назад +47

      Can somebody put the Stolen Earth music to this video?

    • @matty9460
      @matty9460 4 года назад +75

      You ever seen Dr who? One dalek will fuck shit up

  • @yungstallion2201
    @yungstallion2201 4 года назад +4514

    Everyone gangster till daleks start enforcing quarantines

    • @eciipse_m
      @eciipse_m 4 года назад +51

      And vaporizing groups of people

    • @miaphoenix173
      @miaphoenix173 4 года назад +2

      😅😅

    • @trgnx9548
      @trgnx9548 4 года назад

      i was going to say that

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 4 года назад +1

      @Maria Loana Quarantine is one of the best things in the world for me you bloody Extrovert.

    • @XGaming1
      @XGaming1 4 года назад +2

      It’s not a quarantine. This is tyranny. Quarantine is isolating sick people, isolating healthy people is tyranny and a crime.

  • @damnitphan
    @damnitphan 4 года назад +440

    When I said “damn I wish doctor who was real” I didn’t mean it like this

  • @sumboi2321
    @sumboi2321 4 года назад +585

    Can we appreciate the fact that the Dalek”s stuck to the left hand side. Self isolation doesn’t mean you can’t be aware of road safety

    • @sumboi2321
      @sumboi2321 4 года назад +7

      Chris Clay this video was taken in the US, they drive on the left

    • @briansanchez8302
      @briansanchez8302 4 года назад +38

      Sum Boi We most definitely drive on the right in the US. Unless me and everyone else in the US have been doing it wrong.

    • @madgy
      @madgy 4 года назад +6

      Chris Clay do you have a driving licence?!? We drive on the left

    • @DisneyFanatic2364
      @DisneyFanatic2364 4 года назад +14

      @@sumboi2321 did you mean to type UK? Cuz that's where they drive on the left.

    • @TyCollage
      @TyCollage 4 года назад

      Lolol

  • @eagleHatchling
    @eagleHatchling 4 года назад +4077

    the part of Dr Who they dont show you: when the Daleks get lost in the English countryside and just scream to thenselves bc they cant find the plot

  • @cheflaurel7453
    @cheflaurel7453 4 года назад +4065

    "All humans must keep indoors, all humans will self-isolate, by order of the Daleks!" - Dalek

    • @sillyface6950
      @sillyface6950 4 года назад +98

      so its not "all humans will keeping dogs." ?

    • @scottpeacock5492
      @scottpeacock5492 4 года назад +41

      All Humans must self isolated or they will be Exterminate by Covid19.

    • @The31Souleater
      @The31Souleater 4 года назад +89

      Thank you I couldn't understand what he was saying

    • @SPX157
      @SPX157 4 года назад +4

      Thx

    • @fever_spike
      @fever_spike 4 года назад +15

      Chef Laurel Thank you for this-couldn’t catch that first half coming from him.

  • @SoradaServalY2K
    @SoradaServalY2K 4 года назад +563

    The British: Send out a Dalek through streets to remind anyone outside to self isolate
    The Italian: fly a drone to cuss at anyone out their homes and not self isolating

    • @Kitsune-dono
      @Kitsune-dono 4 года назад +20

      I'm so proud! 🇮🇹

    • @aliceitc8380
      @aliceitc8380 4 года назад +22

      we also have the politician that wanted to burn those having parties with a flamethrower

    • @andrescastillo7328
      @andrescastillo7328 4 года назад +1

      True that

    • @user-ik2yi4fm1u
      @user-ik2yi4fm1u 4 года назад +1

      @@aliceitc8380 That probably was a joke

    • @BibtheChib
      @BibtheChib 4 года назад

      @Zachary Durocher some humans are filthier than bats, I'm sure you'd catch a nasty strain of virus eating one of them.

  • @Complete_Stranger7050
    @Complete_Stranger7050 4 года назад +179

    Next Month Is Not Gonna Be Bad.
    The Next Month: *Weeping Angels*

  • @kigwil9495
    @kigwil9495 4 года назад +3247

    Other countries: You’ll get arrested or fined if you come outside!
    Britain: Try stepping outside now!

    • @mintaddict1
      @mintaddict1 4 года назад +24

      Bleeding brilliant!

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 года назад +51

      Russia: tigers
      Russia: lol we crazy
      Britain: you better sit this one out chief

    • @Lalit-yw2tb
      @Lalit-yw2tb 4 года назад +4

      Try going outside or you will be exterminated.

    • @shahrzadketabollahi5496
      @shahrzadketabollahi5496 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 года назад +2

      Walks outside and gets immediately vaporised by a laser beam

  • @swamihernandez5408
    @swamihernandez5408 4 года назад +3615

    Italy: Dolphins are returning to Italy
    Meanwhile in the UK:

    • @ooccttoo
      @ooccttoo 4 года назад +213

      *sees a dalek trundling down the street* wow, nature is beautiful, the Earth is healing

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 4 года назад +39

      @@ooccttoo oh look it's the ugly red dalek from that one episode that everyone hates

    • @christheleavittman7080
      @christheleavittman7080 4 года назад +28

      So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

    • @Greyshirk
      @Greyshirk 4 года назад +23

      The Daleks are returning to UK

    • @YTSirBlack
      @YTSirBlack 4 года назад +4

      Wolves too

  • @bloodymary7651
    @bloodymary7651 4 года назад +94

    Take a moment to imagine minding your own business at home, all is quiet and then you hear this outside... I'd think I was tripping

  • @yukiegrandmotherofakito7547
    @yukiegrandmotherofakito7547 4 года назад +428

    "As we was kids, we may of understood the heroes."
    "But when we get older, we understand the villains."
    This proves it.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 4 года назад +16

      And what age do you have to be for _"we was"_ and _"may of"_ not to sound stupid?

    • @sna1466
      @sna1466 4 года назад +5

      SpeckleKen Oh shot up

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 4 года назад +6

      @@sna1466
      _"Shot up"?_ You went to the same school as the OP, didn't you? :-)

    • @rebeccagreen7241
      @rebeccagreen7241 4 года назад +5

      @@SpeckleKen Not everyone's first language is English. Be cool

    • @rebeccagreen7241
      @rebeccagreen7241 4 года назад +2

      Interesting quote. I hadn't hear that before. Nor did I ever think I'd find myself agreeing with a Dalek!

  • @karmelodion
    @karmelodion 4 года назад +1941

    They can't fine him- - he's technically Indoors!

    • @thebellboy3196
      @thebellboy3196 4 года назад +3

      true

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 4 года назад +5

      He be flexin

    • @doggsumodo4591
      @doggsumodo4591 4 года назад +6

      You cant fine a robot

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 4 года назад +29

      @@doggsumodo4591 Technically it's an alien in cybernetic armor. The actual Dalek creature is inside.

    • @imarcus1973
      @imarcus1973 4 года назад +1

      Probably off to the shops..

  • @deanfillery8652
    @deanfillery8652 4 года назад +5522

    Plot twist: The daleks only doing this so he has a legal reason to exterminate humans.

  • @FROSHTV4ReL
    @FROSHTV4ReL 4 года назад +224

    His voice haunts me till this day
    "Hello everyone, this is your daily dose..."

  • @ytmndan
    @ytmndan 4 года назад +5

    It's kinda cute, but it also kinda highlights the dystopian nature of this whole thing.

  • @cximines
    @cximines 4 года назад +4341

    Wow Borris ain't messing around, he brought out the big guns.

    • @jamesrockybullin5250
      @jamesrockybullin5250 4 года назад +129

      And the plungers

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 4 года назад +107

      If Boris has established peace with the daleks labors gonna be hard pressed for votes in the future.

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 4 года назад +34

      @@warlerker the daleks are just doing what they always do, take advantage of the fools and tools only to exterminate them like sheep in the slaughterhouse

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 4 года назад +12

      @@playtime_foxy what arw you, an anarchist?

    • @remnantreacts9845
      @remnantreacts9845 4 года назад +38

      I guess the UK Government had a few ironsides left after WW2. Wonder where the rest are?

  • @slappythelizard
    @slappythelizard 4 года назад +3348

    “How can we make people stay inside?” “ Make something cool happen outside?”

    • @viktorbraginski
      @viktorbraginski 4 года назад +93

      Yeah, you go on your porch to record it but spend the next week at your computer refreshing to see how many views it got

    • @defaulttheropod3670
      @defaulttheropod3670 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @seniorhill1667
      @seniorhill1667 4 года назад +6

      Nah dude I ain't fucking with a dalek

    • @krypton7900
      @krypton7900 4 года назад +2

      @@seniorhill1667 you do know how easy it is to dodge the Dalek laser right? just run around the Dalek in circles, Daleks are deadly because people just stand there like dumbasses

    • @danielhernandez2575
      @danielhernandez2575 4 года назад +1

      @@krypton7900 a person can get tired though

  • @puppers2607
    @puppers2607 4 года назад +174

    This looks like an "AI kills all humans but keeps doing its job eternally" movie

    • @fc43
      @fc43 4 года назад +9

      It’s like an evil version of Wall-e

    • @minionmaster8750
      @minionmaster8750 4 года назад

      Its a Dallak from doctor who Dallaks are trying to kill everyone to become the best and they always yell EXTERMINATE while killing somebody

    • @minionmaster8750
      @minionmaster8750 4 года назад

      Doctor who is a tv show

    • @fc43
      @fc43 4 года назад

      Minion Master
      I know what a DALEK is. I’ve watched Dr Who.

  • @thechurchofsillybeggars8912
    @thechurchofsillybeggars8912 4 года назад +47

    Now I’m off to look for the,
    “CLANG CLANG BRING OUT YOUR DEAD” scene.

    • @Onemadgnome-ls2wq
      @Onemadgnome-ls2wq 4 года назад +8

      "I don't want to go on the cart !"

    • @matthewseitz9995
      @matthewseitz9995 4 года назад +4

      The Church of Silly Beggars I'm not dead. I think I might go for a walk

    • @thechurchofsillybeggars8912
      @thechurchofsillybeggars8912 4 года назад +4

      Matthew Seitz
      Take heed my good man. There is a plague upon the land. Avoid all door handles, except your own.

    • @Onemadgnome-ls2wq
      @Onemadgnome-ls2wq 4 года назад +2

      @Ejuice Vaper
      I wonder what happened on next Thursday... his grandkids were pissed off ? Grandmom upset ?
      LOL... "Help... help... I'm being repressed !"
      "Bloody peasant !"

    • @Onemadgnome-ls2wq
      @Onemadgnome-ls2wq 4 года назад +2

      @Ejuice Vaper
      ANY Python is great Python !
      "That Penquin is sitting on the telly ! Does that mean something ?"
      " Only if it lays an egg on top !"
      "Hurruph... then it would roll down behind the set and make a mess !"
      The Knights of NI agree !

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 4 года назад +5965

    Oh Dear God, I should’ve known the Daleks would use the pandemic to their advantage!!!

  • @BobBob-qg4lo
    @BobBob-qg4lo 4 года назад +2582

    “Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore”

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 4 года назад +79

    When Boris finally gives the British police the funding they needed

  • @Itsrly_Johnny_Ros
    @Itsrly_Johnny_Ros 4 года назад +29

    “This isn’t war, this is pest patrol.”

    • @dalekexterminae
      @dalekexterminae Год назад

      “You make your incompetence sound like an achievement”

  • @taran2910
    @taran2910 4 года назад +1684

    This is so british that my coffee turned into tea.

    • @comradedyatlov4143
      @comradedyatlov4143 4 года назад +46

      My bread turned into toast

    • @NicknooVision
      @NicknooVision 4 года назад +31

      My mixed-breed dog turned into an English Bulldog

    • @leondarley2811
      @leondarley2811 4 года назад +23

      @@comradedyatlov4143 *Crumpets

    • @n1nj4l1nk
      @n1nj4l1nk 4 года назад +9

      Tea is Indian and Chinese but ok.

    • @davidwillcocks808
      @davidwillcocks808 4 года назад +32

      @@n1nj4l1nk England in 1600s: If you don't have good culture, take it from the countries that do.

  • @crickdoogle3840
    @crickdoogle3840 4 года назад +1662

    Miss opportunity to just shout “Isolate, Isolate, ISOLATEEEE!!!”

  • @CupidRuben
    @CupidRuben 4 года назад +3

    Sometimes I’m angry I live in the U.S. I would’ve loved to see this

  • @EmTom44
    @EmTom44 4 года назад +3009

    Me in March: surely things can’t get any worse from here
    April:

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 года назад +24

      the daleks are here to save us!

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 года назад +20

      baguette i know what daleks are and what they do. i was just joking dude

    • @tardisvonrouven1378
      @tardisvonrouven1378 4 года назад

      @baguette no he don't

    • @weapon9800
      @weapon9800 4 года назад

      @@lgbtqiarights FROM OURSELVES

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад

      Worse, heck no this is 1000 times better.

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 4 года назад +1304

    Australia: you’ll be fined if you go outside
    England: try stepping outside, we dare you

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +7

      ok

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 4 года назад +10

      No don’t do it!

    • @dogwithacoolhat
      @dogwithacoolhat 4 года назад +41

      Oh yeah you think you can stop me? **walks outside** I’m finally free! I can go anywhere this is amaz- **violent laser fire**

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 4 года назад +2

      @@dogwithacoolhat yelling from house"Damn it Winston!"

    • @Rinne_Z_rank
      @Rinne_Z_rank 4 года назад +5

      Someone: (coughs)
      North Korea: you have lost existence privileges

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 4 года назад +7

    “The Stolen Earth” was 12 years ago, Sec! You’re running a bit late there!

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 4 года назад +7

    Not even a doctor who fan, and I like this.

  • @MrKenichi22
    @MrKenichi22 4 года назад +2612

    “You will be Self Isolated, or you will be exterminated!”
    Dalek Soldier, April 8, 2020

    • @An00bis
      @An00bis 4 года назад +34

      6 feet apart or 6 feet under!

    • @BobBob-cy9cu
      @BobBob-cy9cu 4 года назад +5

      That’s actually Dalek Sec smh

    • @Adrian.......
      @Adrian....... 4 года назад +3

      @@An00bis its actually April 3rd 2020

    • @Hey_its_Koda
      @Hey_its_Koda 4 года назад

      "Under his Eye"

  • @gerrfgerrfingtonix1806
    @gerrfgerrfingtonix1806 4 года назад +719

    Imagine having no idea where this is from and just thinking, holy shit there's a talking trashcan outside

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 4 года назад +31

      Oh god I can only imagine-

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 года назад +21

      I would’ve said the same thing to be honest

    • @kingstephen7581
      @kingstephen7581 4 года назад +45

      I can't imagine such a thing, every British person knows what a dalek is!. You must have lived under a rock for decades if you haven't watched dr who.

    • @pinkdiamond1847
      @pinkdiamond1847 4 года назад +32

      I've never cared about Dr Who and even I know where it's from.

    • @absolutelydegenerate1900
      @absolutelydegenerate1900 4 года назад +5

      Dude I’m close to crying, this comment is under rated 🤣

  • @Reckno64
    @Reckno64 4 года назад +82

    2020 will be remembered for stuff like this, and I'm NOT complaining at all....

    • @epoen2012
      @epoen2012 4 года назад +4

      This and all of the parody videos lol

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 4 года назад +3

    Even the human-hating alien cyborgs are concerned for us. How sweet.

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 4 года назад +846

    It should have just said "Self Isolate" to sound like "Exterminate"

    • @TR123
      @TR123 4 года назад +25

      I was waiting for it

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 4 года назад +45

      *SELF-ISOLATE!*

    • @Pickles96
      @Pickles96 4 года назад +4

      Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

    • @jeremiahcall1722
      @jeremiahcall1722 4 года назад

      Yes!

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 4 года назад +1

      It will, when it spots a Huuman disobeying l.
      Self Isolate! SelfIsolate!

  • @condotiero860
    @condotiero860 4 года назад +2576

    Me: This year cant get any weirder.
    Brits: hold my tardis.

    • @mishamusha8233
      @mishamusha8233 4 года назад +8

      condotiero hold my sonic screwdriver

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 4 года назад +13

      @Succubus Chan Why so salty about a TV show for children? I don't see any of you Who haters rolling up your sleeves to sink your teeth into the Teletubbies

    • @LightRaven96
      @LightRaven96 4 года назад +4

      The Phoenix System I’m not really a big doctor who fan I stopped watching like 5 years ago but the show was definitely not for children there was a spin-off for kids but as far as I know they stopped making it

    • @stephenle-surf9893
      @stephenle-surf9893 4 года назад +7

      You haven't seen a dalek patrolling the streets and forcing people to self isolate? I despere of you youngster's! Do more drugs!

    • @zarkuz8702
      @zarkuz8702 4 года назад

      condotiero Americans: eating burgers and being racist- AKA you.

  • @BeanMachine360
    @BeanMachine360 4 года назад +193

    welcome to my Dalek poetry reading
    this one is called DAFFODILS
    EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS

    • @leonclarke8667
      @leonclarke8667 4 года назад +4

      Frankie Boyle is gold 😂

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 4 года назад +7

      Better than Vogon poetry, that's for sure.

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад

      @@leonclarke8667 national treasure

    • @ericferguson9989
      @ericferguson9989 4 года назад +4

      I lased and lazed till out of shot. What wealth to me these humans brought. For oft they on their couches die. In vacant streets I roam. I flash upon them later beams enforcing COVID quaranteen.

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 года назад +1

      @@ericferguson9989 6/10 would read again

  • @tada2all2
    @tada2all2 4 года назад +21

    World:
    You gonna keep us indoor with 4 daleks?
    Dalek:
    We gonna keep you indoor With ONE Dalek!!

  • @ThatSameer
    @ThatSameer 4 года назад +1740

    March: Coronavirus
    April: Daleks
    May: *Judoons enter*

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад +13

      Real life overtaking Who in weirdness.

    • @cosmobane6995
      @cosmobane6995 4 года назад

      *Sontarans

    • @kingdomheartsispeak4724
      @kingdomheartsispeak4724 4 года назад +5

      July: saiyans arrive

    • @DancingMonkey018
      @DancingMonkey018 4 года назад +7

      Judoon is so appropriate considering their role as intergalactic law enforcers 😂
      Cat-Kind nursed to administer the “cure”

    • @ElleCee62978
      @ElleCee62978 4 года назад +6

      August: The Ood

  • @Cyber_Smoke
    @Cyber_Smoke 4 года назад +1466

    What Nicholas Briggs does when he's not voicing daleks.
    Edit: thanks for the likes wasn't expecting that much

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair8860 4 года назад +2

    As a doctor who fan I can now say that THIS IS AAAAAAAAAAAAWSOME. I need a darlek to come to my house 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sinchez9678
    @sinchez9678 4 года назад +11

    I was hoping for a raised pitch repeating "SELF ISOLATE!" thrown in there 😂

  • @LordCasco
    @LordCasco 4 года назад +604

    ...the country needs a DOCTOR!

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 4 года назад +5

      I understood that reference 😉

    • @thepandorica1660
      @thepandorica1660 4 года назад +5

      About that, I think the Judoon arrested her, so she's in isolation too...

    • @infinitygames9317
      @infinitygames9317 4 года назад +28

      This country is sick
      This country needs healing
      This country needs medicine
      In fact, I'd go so far as to say that what this country really needs is a Doctor.

    • @JAKECOT_CENTER
      @JAKECOT_CENTER 4 года назад +15

      Not A Doctor, THE Doctor

    • @backtothefutureman1
      @backtothefutureman1 4 года назад +11

      The definite article, you might say.

  • @neonlights3739
    @neonlights3739 4 года назад +361

    The Doctor: No, no. He’s got a point.

    • @LessPunkMoreCyber
      @LessPunkMoreCyber 4 года назад +5

      Is the Doctor Kronk now? ‘Cause I’m totally down for that.

    • @vd6070
      @vd6070 4 года назад +6

      @@LessPunkMoreCyber The Kronkter

    • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
      @luisemoralesfalcon4716 4 года назад +1

      The Doctor would have made a cure.

  • @TheTrainmobile
    @TheTrainmobile 4 года назад +10

    Me: **Checks my bingo card of possible events in April**
    Me: **Marks alien invasion off**

  • @SilkfireStudios
    @SilkfireStudios 4 года назад +19

    2020 April: The Stolen Earth

  • @AeroRain
    @AeroRain 4 года назад +539

    At this point in 2020 it wouldn't really surprise me if I casually saw the Daleks arrive just to yell at my neighbors during breakfast

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 года назад +23

      your hedge overgrowth makes my VISION IMPAIRED! VISION IMPAIRED!!!

    • @crikeymikey4966
      @crikeymikey4966 4 года назад +7

      @@RequiemPoete HA

    • @ensignmjs7058
      @ensignmjs7058 4 года назад +4

      They already are.
      ruclips.net/video/HVYAXubVIVA/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/WeAKWwu-hiA/видео.html

  • @TabithaHolland_
    @TabithaHolland_ 4 года назад +1645

    Imagine living in a country where this is possible because literally everyone gets the reference 😢

    • @jmap
      @jmap 4 года назад +94

      Don’t be jealous, it’s a shithole in a lot of ways

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 4 года назад +70

      John Mapley Shut up you’re meant to make her jealous.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 года назад +16

      Jihadi Tyrone rule Britannia! Lol

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 4 года назад +72

      PyreGnome Just realized John isn’t even a Brit. Fucking mug hating on us for no reason, god save the queen and her corgis.

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 4 года назад +25

      LSDP Old hag needs to get some new ones.

  • @hushbolman
    @hushbolman 4 года назад +4

    I fear no man but that thing...it scares me.

  • @sebastianbarela2165
    @sebastianbarela2165 4 года назад +7

    Me: thinks about going outside.
    Dalek: so you have chosen death.

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel 4 года назад +139

    This is the best Doctor Who related thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @evannesbitt7852
    @evannesbitt7852 4 года назад +20

    My favorite thing to imagine, is the people who don't know Doctor Who and see this rolling down their street

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 4 года назад

      In England... Sir, is that possible?

    • @liamjauncey
      @liamjauncey 4 года назад

      I don't think you'll be able to find a person in England who doesn't know what a Dalek is. Not all that many people still watch Doctor Who, but EVERYONE is aware of Daleks

  • @CrownAcademyEnglish
    @CrownAcademyEnglish 4 года назад +16

    This makes me proud to be British!

  • @mclmm6773
    @mclmm6773 4 года назад +2

    Dalek would be taking fire in many parts of the US right about now.

  • @mikeonaboat800
    @mikeonaboat800 4 года назад +588

    April is so bad it can’t get worse
    May:

    • @tpwds7900
      @tpwds7900 4 года назад +14

      Cybermen invasion commences

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 года назад +6

      I could give a shit what happens next month as long as I get my Amazon delivery. 😆

    • @supermanprime1281
      @supermanprime1281 4 года назад

      April 29, 2020 NASA?

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 4 года назад +1

      It's so bad because so many people are racist towards Asians and especially chinese, it is so bad because of corona-racism

    • @phageling9949
      @phageling9949 4 года назад

      Nightcor EDM tbh I never see it. I only see the news report that it is awful. But I suppose I just run with a better crowd. Racism isn’t bigger because of Covid with the groups I socialize with

  • @JoeVGaming
    @JoeVGaming 4 года назад +245

    If the doctor showed up in this universe he’d be confused.

  • @meiganwright7246
    @meiganwright7246 4 года назад +48

    Daleks before: *"Exterminate!"*
    Daleks now: *"Self Isolate!"*

  • @FUCKTSERIES
    @FUCKTSERIES 4 года назад +96

    2019: people roaming the streets
    2020: a robot roaming the streets

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 4 года назад +168

    “You are a bad guy but this does not mean you are bad guy.”

    • @I_Play_Game_123
      @I_Play_Game_123 4 года назад +1

      If the human's die the they won't see the doctor if they dont exterminate the doctor then what's the point anymore

    • @lol-hk2xq
      @lol-hk2xq 4 года назад +1

      Where's that quote from? Cant remember but I've definitely heard of it before

    • @arbaran01
      @arbaran01 4 года назад +1

      lol Wreck it Ralph. The stinky guy with an accent from some fighting game tells Ralph it during the villains meeting.

    • @user-bl9yo9pz4g
      @user-bl9yo9pz4g 4 года назад

      People die when they are killed

  • @wanderer1955
    @wanderer1955 4 года назад +1

    Wish he had come by my house. My bathroom sink was blocked last week, coulda used his sink plunger.

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 4 года назад +11

    Imagine if there is a little man in a tricycle inside there?

  • @notVikkg
    @notVikkg 4 года назад +55

    Coronavirus: You would destroy COVID-19 with 4 Daleks!?
    Dalek: We would destroy COVID-19 with ONE Dalek!

  • @goodbye8998
    @goodbye8998 4 года назад +612

    1960’s: ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN 2020!
    *2020 Robots:*

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 4 года назад +8

      It’s happening...and we didn’t listen...we didn’t listen.

    • @godiloveminininjas4278
      @godiloveminininjas4278 4 года назад +19

      They are aliens not robots lol

    • @I_Play_Game_123
      @I_Play_Game_123 4 года назад +3

      @@godiloveminininjas4278 correct

    • @David-nj1ez
      @David-nj1ez 4 года назад +1

      @@godiloveminininjas4278 Why?

    • @Squicx
      @Squicx 4 года назад +11

      David B they’re mutants somewhat locked inside a tough metal type cage. A mutant in a tank

  • @kierandocherty9532
    @kierandocherty9532 3 года назад +3

    0:12 the dude behind the dalek had a lucky escape

  • @BandytaCzasu
    @BandytaCzasu 4 года назад +20

    Dalek, "Exterminate... I mean isolate! Isolate!""

  • @ZNotFound
    @ZNotFound 4 года назад +46

    Dolphins have returned to Italy.
    Daleks have returned to Britain.
    The Earth is healing?

    • @macs5946
      @macs5946 4 года назад +1

      Zytran L I hate to break it to you but those dolphins were faked here's the National Geographic article on it:
      www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/03/coronavirus-pandemic-fake-animal-viral-social-media-posts

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 4 года назад +1

      @@macs5946 I know that all this "The Earth is healing" because everyone is quarantine is way overblown. The biggest causes of pollution are still active.
      My comment was sarcastic.

    • @MITSUBISHIVII
      @MITSUBISHIVII 4 года назад +1

      Zytran L The earth is actually healing, you guys are just infectious assholes with nothing to do but to provide fake info . You are the problem with the world. nothing on this planet is yours sht head, it's borrowed. Now stay indoors and wash your shtty hands

    • @MITSUBISHIVII
      @MITSUBISHIVII 4 года назад

      Zytran L make me laugh

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 4 года назад +2

      @@MITSUBISHIVII I didn't say it wasn't healing. It's just being in quarantine isn't exactly the best way of reducing pollution.
      Have you seen the memes that my original comment was referring to?

  • @ian2081
    @ian2081 4 года назад +229

    IS-O-.LATE! IS-O-LAAATE! IS-OOO-LAAAAAATE!

  • @anonymousmoose8037
    @anonymousmoose8037 3 года назад +2

    That one person returning home from shopping must have legged it XD

  • @NeonFeathers22
    @NeonFeathers22 4 года назад +2

    Words cannot explain how much I enjoy this so much

  • @CNCmachiningisfun
    @CNCmachiningisfun 4 года назад +11

    Awwww.
    It is nice to know that the Darleks really *DO* care about human well being ;) .

  • @Rickrolling
    @Rickrolling 4 года назад +315

    At least it doesn’t matter if you blink or not

    • @aaronatherton7431
      @aaronatherton7431 4 года назад +14

      The house was haunted,
      they the statues move.
      Willy wondered through to hospital with Corona,
      let out a mighty sneeze.
      Statues haven't moved from their knees.
      Hands on faces to catch a cough or sneeze.
      Poor things!

    • @Nah-NoNeed_
      @Nah-NoNeed_ 4 года назад +11

      Aaron Atherton see I don’t watch the show, so I’m sat here thinking what you’ve done is some kind of incredible poetry. But I’m honestly expecting it to be a reference 😂

    • @aaronatherton7431
      @aaronatherton7431 4 года назад +2

      @@Nah-NoNeed_ k'.
      Well I'm glad you enjoyed it.

    • @Shalkar
      @Shalkar 4 года назад +4

      @@Nah-NoNeed_
      Season 3 Episode 10: Blink
      It's a great one to start the show with.

    • @Nah-NoNeed_
      @Nah-NoNeed_ 4 года назад +1

      Shalkar I don’t exactly plan on watching it either 😂

  • @WhimsicalValerie
    @WhimsicalValerie 4 года назад +5

    That one kid looking out their window: Look mom, it's R2D2!

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 4 года назад +3

    In July we get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

  • @mashedmay1726
    @mashedmay1726 4 года назад +256

    April be like: “THE DALEKS ARE INVADING!!!”
    May is gonna be like: “OMG IS THAT THE TARDIS?!”

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 4 года назад +1

      Yabba Dabba Doo This comment is so ominous

    • @PrincessX-ke8tj
      @PrincessX-ke8tj 4 года назад +2

      $20 says that the Master stole the Tardis

    • @whytheheckarewedoinginhere1886
      @whytheheckarewedoinginhere1886 4 года назад +7

      If the scientists find the cure soon, then someone should dress up as The Doctor chasing The Dalek away while The Dalek screams for his Mommy for help. XD

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 4 года назад +2

      In June it's gonna pretty Silent

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 4 года назад

      @@dpinoy5642 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenovakiryu
    @jenovakiryu 4 года назад +66

    Nature is beautiful. Dolphins are returning in Italy, goats wandering in Wales and now Daleks in UK.

    • @joob5574
      @joob5574 4 года назад +3

      Wales is part of the uk tho

  • @vic5015
    @vic5015 3 года назад +2

    This should have been a nationwide PSA.

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 4 года назад +5

    Hey to everyone getting recommended this four years from now!

  • @EVILSCOTTSMAN95
    @EVILSCOTTSMAN95 4 года назад +31

    When you need to go to the supermarket on a motor scooter, but they say you need to wear protection.

  • @honest1296
    @honest1296 4 года назад +316

    I am 49, this completely sends a shiver down my spine.

    • @bren70ssss94
      @bren70ssss94 4 года назад +16

      Get behind the couch , it's safe there 😁

    • @deadendfriends1975
      @deadendfriends1975 4 года назад +2

      48 and I agree

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 года назад +1

      @Bere18 Random Agreed; it's scientifically proven that, if you can't see something, it can't see you, no matter how big and obvious a lump you are under your blanket

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +2

    This made my whole year 😄

  • @copperhead577
    @copperhead577 4 года назад +1

    This is creepy but so wholesome at the same time.

  • @mr.overlord6720
    @mr.overlord6720 4 года назад +43

    Daleks never got Covid-19 because they’re always isolated in their armored shells

  • @goteamdefense
    @goteamdefense 4 года назад +41

    Sadly, they were defeated once again by the evil stairs.

    • @CemDincarslan
      @CemDincarslan 4 года назад +8

      Oh they have figured out the stairs long ago, during the time of the ninth doctor. But of course, time is relative...

    • @arrowtt3364
      @arrowtt3364 4 года назад +1

      @@CemDincarslan No it was by the time of McCoy.

  • @duartecid3978
    @duartecid3978 4 года назад

    OMG!!! A cleverly crafted story with a decent plot, great acting, and best of all: no sycophantic virtue signalling or self-serving PC nonsense. Thank you BBC!!! - Can’t wait to watch the rest of Season 13!!!

  • @IcePhysicsGaming
    @IcePhysicsGaming 4 года назад +1

    They were called crazy at first but using Daleks to enforce quarantine really is effective.

  • @wrightblan1501
    @wrightblan1501 4 года назад +120

    I’m sad the Dalek didn’t shout “ISOLATE! ISOLATE! ISOLATE!”

  • @Gitimus01
    @Gitimus01 4 года назад +314

    And this is why I am proud to be British, Gotta love a Dalek ordering humans to self isolate.

    • @pyeltd.5457
      @pyeltd.5457 4 года назад +3

      Gitimus01 lame reason

    • @Gitimus01
      @Gitimus01 4 года назад +15

      @@pyeltd.5457 And?
      Maybe I appreciate the juxtaposition of an authoritative, dictative creature freely ordering people to self isolate in a typical british humor. Or I may simply enjoy the simple British humour of a Dalek being used to bring some joy to people. Or I might like the fact that there is just a Dalek wandering free somewhere missing an obvious joke in what it is saying. Either way there is a lot of British-ness in this to be proud of.

    • @slayerr4365
      @slayerr4365 4 года назад +4

      @@pyeltd.5457 To be fair, as a brit there is not many reasons to be proud of being one. Might aswell be over something like this

    • @Deebz270
      @Deebz270 4 года назад +1

      If this is your reason to be proud of being British.... Then you really have a sad life.
      Personally, I see nothing to be proud of in the slightest. A nation of morons that had the chance to make significant changes to their social policies, only to vote for the one party, least likely to deliver.... Even on their - oh-so-precious Brexit decision. Gastropods electing for the 'Salt Party'.
      Meanwhie this 'perfect choice' for governance continues to sell arms to errant regimes, so they can carry on culling innocent and oppressed citizens of less developed nations. Good, forward think Britains, know there is nothing to be proud of regarding the British nation, that is in effect, a static arms depot and lap-dog of errant regimes - Uncle Sam being the worsed offender.

    • @masamune2984
      @masamune2984 4 года назад +1

      Deebz270 😂

  • @ferociousgustafson4040
    @ferociousgustafson4040 4 года назад +4

    Missed opportunity to shout “ISOLATE! ISOLATE! ISOLATE!”

  • @mnmdisney
    @mnmdisney 4 года назад +1

    GREAT GRANDMAS SAWEET SPATULA THIS IS HALARIOUS!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Now we just need David Tennant chasing it down!!!

  • @martina4830
    @martina4830 4 года назад +230

    All i hear is: "Are you my dirty window? Are you my fertile microwave?"
    But most importantly..
    Are you my mummy?

    • @a753951852
      @a753951852 4 года назад +14

      Fertile microwave.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zarkuz8702
      @zarkuz8702 4 года назад +1

      Martina get your ears checked. You probably won’t understand rap then.

    • @DeZusVanMijnZus
      @DeZusVanMijnZus 4 года назад

      😂 brilliant

    • @tisajokt7676
      @tisajokt7676 4 года назад +1

      Gas mask dalek big spook

    • @martina4830
      @martina4830 4 года назад

      @@marlinlenchanteur4260 you're welcome ahahah

  • @drcatspaw
    @drcatspaw 4 года назад +15

    I love everything about this. Especially the fact that someone got bored enough to take the time to put in the effort for this!