They did fill the colosseum with water and boats (not sharks though)! It was called a Naumachia, although it surely was less epic than what's portrayed in the film. And on the topic of hygiene, the romans were way more clean than people usually think. They had public bathouses, indoor water heating, plumbing,etc. They also used perfumed oils and all sorts of oinments! Great reaction guys, I loved your facial expressions xD
I love binging you two after a few weeks. I love Nick’s encyclopedic fan boy moments then Joseph’s “oh… anyways” 😂. I can easily picture you both in a theater
😂 I can not with yall’s comedy!!! “Don King of Rome” …”Oh whatever”….”injectables and hair dye”. I actually loved this movie but im not a deep thinker. I only watched this movie for Denzel. This review is hilarious!
Well, its Ridley Scott isn't it? Why depict Macrinus as coming from a well to do family of Provincial Romans from North Africa when you can depict him as a former slave?
@@bsaneil BECAUSE MACRIBUS WAS CAUCASIAN NOT SUB SAHARAN BLACK THEY R TRYING TO CHANGR HISTORY EVERYBODY WAS SLAVES IN THE PAST THIS IS WHAT THEY DID WHEN THEY CONQUERED NATIONS ROMANS AND VIKINGS DID IT TO THE BRITS LITERALLY EVERY KINGDOM THAT WAS CONQUERED WERE ENSLAVED NOT JUST BLACK PEOPLE
I agree that Paul Mescal's character did not seem rageful at all. Initially he kinda did but that goes away quickly. He gets a chance to kill the general who murdered his girlfriend and he doesn't. I guess at that point he knows the Acacius is his mom's husband but if he was really rageful he wouldn't care. He'd be like "sorry mom, get yourself a new boyfriend." Throughout most of the movie he's really calm, almost stoic like he really doesn't care what happens.
Disagree I’m glad he didn’t kill his mom boyfriend. It wouldn’t make sense because his girl died in battle. It wasn’t personal. I do wish Pedro had more to do and see their relationship played out.
Mescal felt rather miscast for me, he seemed too quiet and not commanding/violent enough. He didn’t captivate me, so the film never really stepped up for me. I also felt bad for Denzel in those robes, it seemed he was always readjusting the sleeves
THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING: CGI monkeys, the Don King of Rome, a woman who is not really in control but "she's there", injectibles and hair dye, stage 3 syphilis, a monkey as a vice-president, CGI ships, creepy baboons, more CGI...BUT NOT A GOOD PLOT. What an LA Hollywood surprise! PS I saw Juror #2 and I give it 1*, it was terrible. We do not agree, fellas 😧 (you gave it a 3*)
I couldn't exactly say the twin(k) emperors are even coded gay. Not even queer. They're "faggy" coded, if that's a thing. They're like an outdated stereotype.
Honestly, Hollywood almost got me with this. Initially the trailer swept me completely off my feet but slowly I began to find those nostalgic feelings leaving and there wasn’t anything else to grasp onto. Bummed but not surprised to see another soulless big budget movie.
This movie had no meat in the bones. The filmmaker missed an opportunity by not fully telling Denzel character's backstory. And it could've easily have been done if some of those flashbacks were cut. The prince only showed rage when he told his mommy how mad he was at her for not coming to find him. 😂
The taller brother was straight, the shorter brother was gay. There's a scene when they first meet Lucius where they have their sex slaves next to them and I noticed the taller one had women and the shorter one had men. I did think they were really creepy but the betrayal seemed to come out of nowhere. It was obvious the taller brother was the more mature, dominant one but prior to the murder scene there was nothing that made my think they were antagonistic toward each other.
I don't think Sir Ridley Scott has the energy ro direct this kind of movie any more, he is 86, he is not the same guy he was 24 years ago. There is a time when you need to retire . His master work has already been done . Thank you for your colorful review guys !!
I just finished watching it and dare I say I enjoyed it more than its predecessor 😅😊. The looks you two have.....was I wrong to like it? 🤷♀️ Just kidding....we love what we love 😂❤
I liked this movie. But, I agree, the plot was too simplistic and confusing at the same time. The overthrow of the crazy twins seemed way too simple. And, I really need to look up the armies of the Roman era. They were going to overthrow the empire with just 5,000 men? And the army of the empire had only about 6,000?
Just finished the movie. Like you guys, I, too, thought it was a repeat of the first movie. At the least, a repeat of the highlights of the first movie. My theater clapped at the end, so i guessed the ole hits still work. 😂
0:45 "I've seen Prometheus many times, I wouldn't say that I'm a big fan" 😂 lmao SAME! I enjoy watching it many times, but agreed, it's not a masterpiece 😂
also I saw this last Thursday at 3PM at a big theater in Mexico City, I was literally the only person in the big dolby theater which seats like 250 people, a bit surreal
Joseph getting into the the murky waters, in a separate colosseum spectacle...only to question, why the Prince didn't get in touch with his Mom ... 😉That's the 'heart' of the story your comments underlined well☺
I liked the movie. Lucius already knows about his mother, but is unwilling to save himself because he's willing to give up his life for revenge. I thought the film made this point when he tells his mother to leave. He's torn between loyalty to his fellow gladiators and the place of his birth. It introduces moral complexity and gives him a fascinating arc. In fact, most of the characters are forced to make difficult choices which is what elevated the story for me. I do think Mescal needed more scenes with Pascal to really flesh out their relationship, but pitting them against eacother in the arena was a nice twist. Even Denzel had a fascinating backstory as a former slave trying to avenge his family but who succumbs to earthly temptations, making him an interesting counterweight to the main character. Also liked the doctor character who remains a slave, but still finds a way to give his life purpose. The twin emperors didn't bother me. Their insecurity and lack of masculinity is what drives their military ambitions and lust for power. Similar to Joaquin Pheonix in the original but more over the top. I went with the expectation that this would be an elevated melodrama that asks you to suspend your disbelief and was mostly entertained. The action is fast paced and sufficiently bloody. I will say that the major deaths happen too quickly but it was fine.
Look at the top ten films at the box office this year. They are all sequels, prequels or remakes. The reason why Hollywood makes so many sequels is because that's what the majority of movie-goer audiences like.
THIS film is what needed/should have-been.. an part Part One then Part Two This kid now man should have been an Gladiator for years.. Denzel's rise of deceptuon/revenge should have been carried out for years.. the sour reign of the gay twin emperors into more mature years.. All Of It!! This could had been an EPIC The people building too revolt eventually.. that 2nd army being outside the city walls brewing too fight and loom over the current state of politics happening inside the walls.. what a Hollywood Fail of quik popcorn for cheap dollars
I love how you don’t use any character names. So it sounds like you are talking about a messy party you went to 😂😂😂 “…there’s some gossipy ass housekeeper…”
They're trying to turn Paul Mescal into the next heart throb and I think there's mixed results......I like him more in 'babygirl' roles more so than macho ones
@@StevenE-l9y Oh, no, honey, you're not playing the 'I'm insecure so I don't like my partner being around men' card here 🙄. You can just compliment a man without throwing sexist attitudes in there as well
@@StevenE-l9y awwww, so not only do you not like women, you also lack the backbone to stand by those beliefs when someone calls you out for it? Well then apologies, I assumed that what's between your legs was tiny, but turns out it's microscopic 🤣
The movie followed a similar storyline as the first, so easy to jump back in. It was okay... I didn't fall asleep at any part 😄 *2:04 Facts! I was surprised how much Denzel was in it.
If only Connie killed the emperors and then Denzel would catch her... they gave Denzel too much in this movie. I gave it 1 out 5. Pedro is up there in age I knew it wouldn't be the same energy as the first one but I didn't think it would be this meh.
I feel like this is just like the show i watched on peacock, Those Who Are About to Die. They had a water filled arena too. Its like there's too much of this being done
I liked the first Gladiator movie and I have it on Blu-ray so I can't go watch this because, just like the Joker 2 movie did, it would ruin my memory of the first one.
I loved this one. The action was good and Denzel Washington was spectacular. He played a metaphor for the sins of Rome coming back to haunt them. "A plague on both your houses."
You should watch I, Claudius, it does so much with so little. First episodes are slow but once it gets going you get career-best performances from Brian Blessed, Sian Phillips, John Hurt and Jacobi. Also two great very-against-type appearances by Jonathan Rhys-Davies and Patrick Stewart. Jacobi was also in Gladiator 1, although as I didn't remember him before watching I Claudius I think it is also a pretty nothing part
Overall the spectacle is good, I wasn't bored, but there were drawbacks. The downsides (spoilers): > > > > - since Lucius was Maximus' son, he made him at about the same time as his son with his wife, this makes Maximus unfaithul to his wife , whom he had allegedly loved so much in G1.” -final fight with Macrinus very below expectations, he was not a worthy opponent for Lucius, an old guy long past his fighting days and splendor -it would have been nice if the public found out who “Hanno ”was before the scene where he was supposed to defend his mother. Then they could rebel and the scene would have gained depth and epicness. Just imagine how great this scene would be if the Master of Ceremony announced who will defend Lucilla. I'd totally rewatch. - Too many of these scenes from the afterlife, on the boat with his wife was a bit cringe. And generally why take revenge on the general if the wife was killed in a fair fight? It did not have the impact of the murder of Maximus' wife, who was a civilian and had been additionally 'graped'. (after listening to your review, I hear Joseph made a similar point) - Lucius had weak prep speeches, except for the final one. Plus as someone else noted in the comments: taking without harm a lot of punches with spiked gloves, or scratching off his hands paddling a few days before the fight by Lucius, were stupid.
Ridley is 86! years old..& it shows..I'll stick with Alien, Aliens,Gladiator,Thelma & Louis, Black Hawk down,Bladerunner..& many other good movies by him, but this one was not it..
Sir Ridley is a beast. Such scale and each film comes out with so much fanfare. "Hamlet slash Lion King" LOL I saw it a couple weeks ago. I agree that the twins were awesome. I wanted to see more of them (historic figures) And they were just that crazy Nick! Joseph don't talk about sexy Pedro. I just got over my obsession with him. And I just couldn't get over how much smaller Paul Mescal was than the other gladiators...glad you mentioned that! When that housekeeper is listening at the wall - the entire audience in my early screening burst out laughing. I said aloud if this buildup (the sound was awesome) ends with these armies not battling and just these two (Paul and Denzel) fighting I am through! And that is exactly what happened. All that build up of the two armies facing each other for naught. Derek Jacobi was also in Gladiator wasn't he? The baboons were bad. And why didn't Paul get rabies from eating (biting) that monkey? I was thrilled by them showing the water sports at the coliseum but those sharks - ugh! Denzel's death scene! Joseph: The Romans were major bathers. Bathhouses and all kinds of cleaning accoutrement have been unearthed. But my musicians loved the film. I was like "Meh." Not bad by any means but I was not knocked out by it. But I have a soft spot for Sir Ridley, probably cause he curses so much. LOL Thanks for another great review!
It sounds like u pretty much just explained the first movie. A bad emperor that the senate doesn’t like denzel is the exact same person as proximo (a fight premoter that was a previous slave and won his freedom). Then some general kills lucius family and he wants revenge just like maximus in the first one. Lucius follows the exact same path as maximus starting at a lower level and getting scouted to go to the coliseum. A can really feel the disappointment coming and cringe worthy moments
From my one time attending a special advanced screening of a film, the problem I see with the reactions is people tend to rave/overhype the movie, partially because it's like being in an exclusive club, and the experience is lesser if you're actually viewing a dud- people want to believe they're seeing a masterpiece no one else has yet seen. The film I saw a few years ago died immediately upon release with both critics and the general public, but I remember being only one of two previewers (of about 30) who admitted to thinking the film would not score any Oscar nominations (a correct assumption), while others were fairly ecstatic, including one gentleman claiming it was the greatest film he'd ever seen, and he would be telling everyone he knew they must view it. No prizes for guessing which take the studio probably emphasized after the screening.
Either one of you would have been a more convincing main actor than the bloke they hired. Assuming you enjoy actually acting unlike the disinterested character they put in front of us. Although the two of you sound deflated and bored by this film. A small part of all of us died watching this film. It’s that bad.
Of course you gay homosexuals would review a gladiator movie. LMAO! On a serious note I was conflicted to see this flick. Even though I like the first "Gladiator" movie I'm not a huge fan. Although the ending always gets to me emotionally.
“Is that Russell Crowes’ army?”
“It’s Marcus Acacius’s army.”
“Who’s that?”
“Pedro Pascal.”
“Oh, whatever.” 😅😂
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Guy have no clue of what he’s talking about 😂
I mean he should let the other one talk more and he’s not no clue of what he’s talking about.
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I was dying lmfao
"Denzel as the Don King of Rome"!🔥😂😂😂😂
wrong and the character is not blk hes white its holiwood blk washing again
They did fill the colosseum with water and boats (not sharks though)! It was called a Naumachia, although it surely was less epic than what's portrayed in the film.
And on the topic of hygiene, the romans were way more clean than people usually think. They had public bathouses, indoor water heating, plumbing,etc. They also used perfumed oils and all sorts of oinments!
Great reaction guys, I loved your facial expressions xD
Not colosseum though, such battles took place in special pools or sometimes at lakes
This HAS to be the most random sequel to a movie ever right? 😂
Yeah I never felt as though the first movie needed a sequel. Especially when the sequel is released nearly 25yrs later.
@@handsomeX Top Gun did it the right way despite the sequel being almost 40 years later
Yes. It didn’t even need a sequel. 😂😂
Joker 2
I love binging you two after a few weeks. I love Nick’s encyclopedic fan boy moments then Joseph’s “oh… anyways” 😂. I can easily picture you both in a theater
Love you guys! My mom was so pissed that the main guy was not SEXY. She was like, "where are his muscles?"
the character nick-names are sending me 😂😂🤣🤣
I beg for a 2025 daily calendar with only the review thumbnails 😂
That is a fantastic idea
Yes!!! I would love that
I would definitely throw my money at that! That’s a great idea!
take my money
And put the pull quotes that go with on each month's page pls
I hope Gladiator 3 has the Aliens in the arena fighting whoever the big star if the day is…
The thumbnai 💀 - I already know I can save my dabloons
This comment tickled me 😂😂😭
If a thumbnail could talk! 😂
Nick: "Would you, could you, on a plane?"
Joseph: "I could not, would not, on a plane."
😂😂
Saw it last weekend in New Zealand and thought it was absolutely terrible, and it was a slight on the originals legacy
I think this is Joseph's "Turn this shit off" face. I can't wait 😆
Joseph's expressions in the thumbnails are always so unintentionally hilarious.
😂 I can not with yall’s comedy!!! “Don King of Rome” …”Oh whatever”….”injectables and hair dye”. I actually loved this movie but im not a deep thinker. I only watched this movie for Denzel. This review is hilarious!
I’m dyyyying stopppp 6:30 😂😂😂😂 not the stage 3 syphilis
This is Nick’s best intro EVER!!!!! ❤️❤️👍👍 PS. Love that word TURGID!
_Oh, nooooo!_ If that face came from Nick I wouldn't worry much but from u, Joseph 😭😂
Denzel Washington is like this slave who is now the Don king of Rome. I almost spat out my food.
marinus was never a slave oe blk he was WHITE blacks do not live or come from north africa
Well, its Ridley Scott isn't it? Why depict Macrinus as coming from a well to do family of Provincial Romans from North Africa when you can depict him as a former slave?
@@bsaneil BECAUSE MACRIBUS WAS CAUCASIAN NOT SUB SAHARAN BLACK THEY R TRYING TO CHANGR HISTORY EVERYBODY WAS SLAVES IN THE PAST THIS IS WHAT THEY DID WHEN THEY CONQUERED NATIONS ROMANS AND VIKINGS DID IT TO THE BRITS LITERALLY EVERY KINGDOM THAT WAS CONQUERED WERE ENSLAVED NOT JUST BLACK PEOPLE
@@bsaneil exactly all lies
Robert Downey Jr x White Lotus lol
“The Don King of Rome” 😂😂😂😂
yes its ridiculous and never or would never happen
White lotus and robert dawny junior bahahahahaha
Denzel was out here looking like an evil Barack Obama 😂
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I agree that Paul Mescal's character did not seem rageful at all. Initially he kinda did but that goes away quickly. He gets a chance to kill the general who murdered his girlfriend and he doesn't. I guess at that point he knows the Acacius is his mom's husband but if he was really rageful he wouldn't care. He'd be like "sorry mom, get yourself a new boyfriend."
Throughout most of the movie he's really calm, almost stoic like he really doesn't care what happens.
Disagree I’m glad he didn’t kill his mom boyfriend. It wouldn’t make sense because his girl died in battle. It wasn’t personal. I do wish Pedro had more to do and see their relationship played out.
Mescal felt rather miscast for me, he seemed too quiet and not commanding/violent enough. He didn’t captivate me, so the film never really stepped up for me. I also felt bad for Denzel in those robes, it seemed he was always readjusting the sleeves
WHO LET THE SHARKS OUT !?
More like "jumped the shark" 🦈 🙄lol🎉
THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING: CGI monkeys, the Don King of Rome, a woman who is not really in control but "she's there", injectibles and hair dye, stage 3 syphilis, a monkey as a vice-president, CGI ships, creepy baboons, more CGI...BUT NOT A GOOD PLOT. What an LA Hollywood surprise!
PS I saw Juror #2 and I give it 1*, it was terrible. We do not agree, fellas 😧 (you gave it a 3*)
can we discuss why the monkey’s looked like they came from the depths of hell?!
Dan Cortese
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You guys are hilarious. I love your reviews.
Something tells me that the enjoyment I got when listening to this review will not be paralleled by the screening I'm going to...
Sounds like Ridley is using queer coding as a marker for villainy which is such a tired, lazy trope.
Yea he definitely ops for cartoony and over the top for villainy, which is a shame. But it is what it is.
I couldn't exactly say the twin(k) emperors are even coded gay. Not even queer. They're "faggy" coded, if that's a thing. They're like an outdated stereotype.
If Maximus couldn’t change Rome then why would this characters actions be any more impactful?
Lol Joseph’s glare and stare 👁️👁️ 0:13
Honestly, Hollywood almost got me with this. Initially the trailer swept me completely off my feet but slowly I began to find those nostalgic feelings leaving and there wasn’t anything else to grasp onto. Bummed but not surprised to see another soulless big budget movie.
Thanks for the nod to Tony Todd! He was a great actor. The original CANDYMAN!!!
Come on Joseph, the first Gladiator was a great film. 😏. Love you two on this review as usual. 🙌❤️👍🏾
Heeeeeey put more respect on the Treasure Island pirate show ! Signed, A Vegas native 😅
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This movie had no meat in the bones. The filmmaker missed an opportunity by not fully telling Denzel character's backstory. And it could've easily have been done if some of those flashbacks were cut. The prince only showed rage when he told his mommy how mad he was at her for not coming to find him. 😂
I hear...**SPOILER ALERT** they fill the colosseum with water and unleash sharks. 😂🦈💦
The taller brother was straight, the shorter brother was gay. There's a scene when they first meet Lucius where they have their sex slaves next to them and I noticed the taller one had women and the shorter one had men. I did think they were really creepy but the betrayal seemed to come out of nowhere. It was obvious the taller brother was the more mature, dominant one but prior to the murder scene there was nothing that made my think they were antagonistic toward each other.
Yesh , they got on well
The CGI in Gladiator II was Crunchius
If this movie isn't full of enough full frontal unclothed men, I don't want it.
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Is it (full of nekkid menses)? Seriously... asking for my cat! 😉
This movie is gonna flop harder than Kamala’s asshole😂
Waiting to hear what you made of the monkeys and sharks in Ancient Rome.
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Thanks to injectables and hair dye...😂😂😂😂😂
Y in the world did Joseph see Prometheus more than once?????
Fassbender, with his Peter Otoole hair and shenanigans and everyone's bad attitudes including the creators.....I love that movie.
I don't think Sir Ridley Scott has the energy ro direct this kind of movie any more, he is 86, he is not the same guy he was 24 years ago. There is a time when you need to retire . His master work has already been done . Thank you for your colorful review guys !!
Good point. There's a reason why Not too many older directors take on big projects like this.
It needed more CGI Oliver Reed judging by those faces 🤣
I thought 2.5 out of 10.
The thing is trash.
I just finished watching it and dare I say I enjoyed it more than its predecessor 😅😊. The looks you two have.....was I wrong to like it? 🤷♀️ Just kidding....we love what we love 😂❤
I loved it!!! Thought it was excellent
Something about a slave rising with wits and coniving as the villain, while royal blood nepo-baby being the one true king feels so uninspired🥱
I liked this movie. But, I agree, the plot was too simplistic and confusing at the same time. The overthrow of the crazy twins seemed way too simple. And, I really need to look up the armies of the Roman era. They were going to overthrow the empire with just 5,000 men? And the army of the empire had only about 6,000?
Just finished the movie. Like you guys, I, too, thought it was a repeat of the first movie. At the least, a repeat of the highlights of the first movie. My theater clapped at the end, so i guessed the ole hits still work. 😂
This is gold comedic ,I love you guys so much
Denzel looked and acted like a cheap imitation of Barack Obama. Some one needed to tell him he was on the wrong movie set. Good Obama impression 🤣
Well, Ridley literally jumped the shark. If only there was an actual shot of a jumping shark
RDJ and White Lotus 😂😂😂
0:45 "I've seen Prometheus many times, I wouldn't say that I'm a big fan" 😂 lmao SAME! I enjoy watching it many times, but agreed, it's not a masterpiece 😂
Noooooooo it is a masterpiece
My favorite spoiler channel
also I saw this last Thursday at 3PM at a big theater in Mexico City, I was literally the only person in the big dolby theater which seats like 250 people, a bit surreal
Ridley cannibalised his own movie. I wished it was another protagonist that has nothing to do with the first film and so much flashbacks!
100% agree
Joseph getting into the the murky waters, in a separate colosseum spectacle...only to question, why the Prince didn't get in touch with his Mom ... 😉That's the 'heart' of the story your comments underlined well☺
Love you guys. I'm going to go see this one with my brother 😃
This film was thinner than the poster for the first one.
I liked the movie. Lucius already knows about his mother, but is unwilling to save himself because he's willing to give up his life for revenge. I thought the film made this point when he tells his mother to leave. He's torn between loyalty to his fellow gladiators and the place of his birth. It introduces moral complexity and gives him a fascinating arc. In fact, most of the characters are forced to make difficult choices which is what elevated the story for me. I do think Mescal needed more scenes with Pascal to really flesh out their relationship, but pitting them against eacother in the arena was a nice twist. Even Denzel had a fascinating backstory as a former slave trying to avenge his family but who succumbs to earthly temptations, making him an interesting counterweight to the main character. Also liked the doctor character who remains a slave, but still finds a way to give his life purpose.
The twin emperors didn't bother me. Their insecurity and lack of masculinity is what drives their military ambitions and lust for power. Similar to Joaquin Pheonix in the original but more over the top.
I went with the expectation that this would be an elevated melodrama that asks you to suspend your disbelief and was mostly entertained. The action is fast paced and sufficiently bloody. I will say that the major deaths happen too quickly but it was fine.
Hollywood can only turn out remakes or sequels
Look at the top ten films at the box office this year. They are all sequels, prequels or remakes. The reason why Hollywood makes so many sequels is because that's what the majority of movie-goer audiences like.
Enough already, where is originality?
Sounds like a lot of cheesy cgi, pretty people, but zero spunk.
THIS film is what needed/should have-been.. an part Part One then Part Two
This kid now man should have been an Gladiator for years.. Denzel's rise of deceptuon/revenge should have been carried out for years.. the sour reign of the gay twin emperors into more mature years.. All Of It!!
This could had been an EPIC
The people building too revolt eventually.. that 2nd army being outside the city walls brewing too fight and loom over the current state of politics happening inside the walls.. what a Hollywood Fail of quik popcorn for cheap dollars
Just saw this at an employee screening and mainly enjoyed it. Good time at the movies. Thank you for the review
can't wait for this review!! 🤣
the way I cannot wait for this review to come outttt
I'm surprised Nick didn't put on his best Elizabeth Taylor and open with "Glaaaaaaaaaadiaaaatoor!"......2 💀
I liked(not loved) the first Gladiator but this sounds awful. No thanks.
Ohhhhhh I was waiting for this one!!!
I love how you don’t use any character names. So it sounds like you are talking about a messy party you went to 😂😂😂
“…there’s some gossipy ass housekeeper…”
How Don King of gladiators can be anyehere in line for the throne?
The yeesh faces are taking me out! I'm watching it for Denzel and I need the mf doom bucket
After Napoleon, had a feeling Ridley would also drop the ball on this one. Cannot believe he essentially decided on a soft reboot.
this movie was so boring and unnecessary and it’s actually embarrassing that it has to share the release date with Wicked 😂
Joseph is just like me with those Prometheus memes
They're trying to turn Paul Mescal into the next heart throb and I think there's mixed results......I like him more in 'babygirl' roles more so than macho ones
He looks good and I say this as a straight guy. I'd definitely be nervous to have my girlfriend around him.
@@StevenE-l9y Oh, no, honey, you're not playing the 'I'm insecure so I don't like my partner being around men' card here 🙄. You can just compliment a man without throwing sexist attitudes in there as well
@@FishareFriendsNotFood972 It was a joke bro. Lighten up.
@@StevenE-l9y awwww, so not only do you not like women, you also lack the backbone to stand by those beliefs when someone calls you out for it? Well then apologies, I assumed that what's between your legs was tiny, but turns out it's microscopic 🤣
The movie followed a similar storyline as the first, so easy to jump back in.
It was okay... I didn't fall asleep at any part 😄 *2:04 Facts!
I was surprised how much Denzel was in it.
The sequel we never asked for.
I personally love Prometheus but he deserved Best Director for the original Gladiator
10:24 this movie can be described as "Been Thur, Done That"
the movie was too much like the previous one, but paul mescal rocks !!
If only Connie killed the emperors and then Denzel would catch her... they gave Denzel too much in this movie. I gave it 1 out 5. Pedro is up there in age I knew it wouldn't be the same energy as the first one but I didn't think it would be this meh.
I feel like this is just like the show i watched on peacock, Those Who Are About to Die. They had a water filled arena too. Its like there's too much of this being done
I liked the first Gladiator movie and I have it on Blu-ray so I can't go watch this because, just like the Joker 2 movie did, it would ruin my memory of the first one.
I loved this one. The action was good and Denzel Washington was spectacular. He played a metaphor for the sins of Rome coming back to haunt them. "A plague on both your houses."
16:10 the movie kept reminding me of The Crow too! 😂
They could’ve gotten somebody more attractive than Pedro Mezcal or Pedro tequila who the hell knows and who the hell cares😂😂
You should watch I, Claudius, it does so much with so little. First episodes are slow but once it gets going you get career-best performances from Brian Blessed, Sian Phillips, John Hurt and Jacobi. Also two great very-against-type appearances by Jonathan Rhys-Davies and Patrick Stewart.
Jacobi was also in Gladiator 1, although as I didn't remember him before watching I Claudius I think it is also a pretty nothing part
Overall the spectacle is good, I wasn't bored, but there were drawbacks. The downsides (spoilers):
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- since Lucius was Maximus' son, he made him at about the same time as his son with his wife, this makes Maximus unfaithul to his wife , whom he had allegedly loved so much in G1.”
-final fight with Macrinus very below expectations, he was not a worthy opponent for Lucius, an old guy long past his fighting days and splendor
-it would have been nice if the public found out who “Hanno ”was before the scene where he was supposed to defend his mother. Then they could rebel and the scene would have gained depth and epicness. Just imagine how great this scene would be if the Master of Ceremony announced who will defend Lucilla. I'd totally rewatch.
- Too many of these scenes from the afterlife, on the boat with his wife was a bit cringe. And generally why take revenge on the general if the wife was killed in a fair fight? It did not have the impact of the murder of Maximus' wife, who was a civilian and had been additionally 'graped'. (after listening to your review, I hear Joseph made a similar point)
- Lucius had weak prep speeches, except for the final one.
Plus as someone else noted in the comments: taking without harm a lot of punches with spiked gloves, or scratching off his hands paddling a few days before the fight by Lucius, were stupid.
Ridley is 86! years old..& it shows..I'll stick with Alien, Aliens,Gladiator,Thelma & Louis, Black Hawk down,Bladerunner..& many other good movies by him, but this one was not it..
Please do the Netflix Christmas movie with Christina Millian! lol
The fall of Ridley Scott... I hope Denzel got paid well.
Let's gooooooooo.❤
Sir Ridley is a beast. Such scale and each film comes out with so much fanfare. "Hamlet slash Lion King" LOL I saw it a couple weeks ago. I agree that the twins were awesome. I wanted to see more of them (historic figures) And they were just that crazy Nick! Joseph don't talk about sexy Pedro. I just got over my obsession with him.
And I just couldn't get over how much smaller Paul Mescal was than the other gladiators...glad you mentioned that!
When that housekeeper is listening at the wall - the entire audience in my early screening burst out laughing.
I said aloud if this buildup (the sound was awesome) ends with these armies not battling and just these two (Paul and Denzel) fighting I am through! And that is exactly what happened. All that build up of the two armies facing each other for naught.
Derek Jacobi was also in Gladiator wasn't he?
The baboons were bad. And why didn't Paul get rabies from eating (biting) that monkey?
I was thrilled by them showing the water sports at the coliseum but those sharks - ugh!
Denzel's death scene!
Joseph: The Romans were major bathers. Bathhouses and all kinds of cleaning accoutrement have been unearthed.
But my musicians loved the film. I was like "Meh." Not bad by any means but I was not knocked out by it. But I have a soft spot for Sir Ridley, probably cause he curses so much. LOL
Thanks for another great review!
So... Gladiator 2 literally "jumped the shark" 🦈 😮🎉
It sounds like u pretty much just explained the first movie. A bad emperor that the senate doesn’t like denzel is the exact same person as proximo (a fight premoter that was a previous slave and won his freedom). Then some general kills lucius family and he wants revenge just like maximus in the first one. Lucius follows the exact same path as maximus starting at a lower level and getting scouted to go to the coliseum. A can really feel the disappointment coming and cringe worthy moments
From my one time attending a special advanced screening of a film, the problem I see with the reactions is people tend to rave/overhype the movie, partially because it's like being in an exclusive club, and the experience is lesser if you're actually viewing a dud- people want to believe they're seeing a masterpiece no one else has yet seen. The film I saw a few years ago died immediately upon release with both critics and the general public, but I remember being only one of two previewers (of about 30) who admitted to thinking the film would not score any Oscar nominations (a correct assumption), while others were fairly ecstatic, including one gentleman claiming it was the greatest film he'd ever seen, and he would be telling everyone he knew they must view it. No prizes for guessing which take the studio probably emphasized after the screening.
Either one of you would have been a more convincing main actor than the bloke they hired. Assuming you enjoy actually acting unlike the disinterested character they put in front of us.
Although the two of you sound deflated and bored by this film. A small part of all of us died watching this film. It’s that bad.
The film is so historically inacuratte it may as well be fantasy
Of course you gay homosexuals would review a gladiator movie. LMAO! On a serious note I was conflicted to see this flick. Even though I like the first "Gladiator" movie I'm not a huge fan. Although the ending always gets to me emotionally.