ALIEN: ROMULUS Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Alien: Romulus - a 2024 American science fiction horror film directed by Fede Álvarez, who co-wrote the screenplay with Rodo Sayagues.
    Premise: While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonists come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.
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    Cast:
    Cailee Spaeny as Rain
    David Jonsson as Andy
    Archie Renaux as Tyler
    Isabela Merced as Kay
    Spike Fearn as Bjorn
    Aileen Wu as Navarro
    Cinematography by Galo Olivares
    Edited by Jake Roberts
    Music by Benjamin Wallfisch
    Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, 20th Century Pictures, Don't Breathe, Evil Dead, The Girl In the Spider's Web

Комментарии • 381

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 5 месяцев назад +174

    Andy was definitely the best part. His sad faces broke my heart.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 5 месяцев назад +14

      It's crazy how every actor for the androids in this series (except Winona) is absolutely amazing.

    • @Hauerization
      @Hauerization 5 месяцев назад +9

      Absolutely - I really digged the relationship between Andy and Rain. The movie as a hole though lands in the mid for me.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@milkweedreflections you're the singular person that thinks that

    • @aoshi000
      @aoshi000 5 месяцев назад +5

      Andy was definitely the highlight of this movie. Indeed the androids in all the past Alien movies were quite memorable like peter weller's robocop, especially the evil Ash and selfless bishop.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@milkweedreflections link them all or you never did

  • @joshinator5596
    @joshinator5596 5 месяцев назад +104

    I really dug this movie. Didn’t think the characters were dumb at all really. At the very least, they’re leagues smarter than the Covenant crew. At least they weren’t poking around in the name of science. They were desperate to find a better life and had no way of anticipating the severity of the consequences. As usual, you guys provide great commentary.

    • @ProstateCrusher
      @ProstateCrusher 5 месяцев назад

      They did some dumb stuff but it’s better than having scientists doing numerous dumb decisions like in Prometheus and Covenant

    • @mr.martinezz2908
      @mr.martinezz2908 5 месяцев назад +4

      I found the characters weak and annoying.

    • @Th3ShakeMaster
      @Th3ShakeMaster 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mr.martinezz2908yeah.. they're supposed to be like 19/20 year old kids.. without parents. They should be weak and annoying lol. None of their behaviors were surprising at all.

  • @draeblak
    @draeblak 5 месяцев назад +22

    I liked this film a lot. David Jonsson as Andy was magnificent. He held this entire project together without a doubt.

  • @mpmi7588
    @mpmi7588 5 месяцев назад +29

    "Use his finger to get into places" is crazy.

  • @N2kenionaverse
    @N2kenionaverse 5 месяцев назад +87

    I’ve been waiting for this review! I clicked so fast.

    • @djlopez33
      @djlopez33 5 месяцев назад +9

      Right!!! Me too!!! Haha

    • @mrs.q7396
      @mrs.q7396 5 месяцев назад +2

      Me too!!!

  • @MagnumTriumph
    @MagnumTriumph 5 месяцев назад +94

    Maybe I'm just a big sissy, but I found that hybrid creature genuinely scary. I like when it first appears; there's no music and it's just chilling out, quietly staring at them and smiling. It was refreshing to actually be scared by something in a film

    • @jessicas8573
      @jessicas8573 5 месяцев назад +20

      You def aren’t alone. There was a very audible gasp in my theater when the hybrid was revealed. Don’t sissy shame yourself! lol

    • @alexayres6250
      @alexayres6250 5 месяцев назад +10

      I was scared too lol. My face was scrunched up the whole time

    • @jonshaqqir4575
      @jonshaqqir4575 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yea, it was a genuine “wtf” moment for me lol. It was terrifying

    • @MeganHaynes_Megumi_Gam3r
      @MeganHaynes_Megumi_Gam3r 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jessicas8573lmao ikr. That damn thing freaked everyone out 😅😂

    • @franklinrogers6388
      @franklinrogers6388 5 месяцев назад +3

      It was the scariest part of the film imo. I was like nope nope nope nope and was struggling to watch and I'm a massive horror and aliens fan it was just so unsettling. As soon as she injected the awesome black goo my heart sunk.

  • @jdepp1183
    @jdepp1183 5 месяцев назад +71

    I wanted more back story on Weyland Industries. Any company that has a "crew expendable" policy is the real horror story! 😂

    • @TechnicJunglist
      @TechnicJunglist 5 месяцев назад +8

      The company is tied into both Blade Runner and Aliens (Hyperdyne Systems). It's a rabbit hole of information. 😊

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TechnicJunglistand Terminator as well.

    • @jacobstaten2366
      @jacobstaten2366 5 месяцев назад +3

      They could have stories about the company that have nothing to do with the xenomorphs.

    • @corriemayo2715
      @corriemayo2715 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@jdepp1183 we may get that in the series ALIEN: Earth

    • @sebraven
      @sebraven 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@EzeICEthat's cyberdine systems nothing to do with aliens or blade runner

  • @KathrynStephenson
    @KathrynStephenson 5 месяцев назад +83

    There’s something in the fookin’ watah!

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 5 месяцев назад +15

      Ders sum' in in duh fuh 'in wah 'uh

    • @DonPetrushka
      @DonPetrushka 5 месяцев назад +2

      The best line of the movie fr 😁

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @TrueGamer22887
    @TrueGamer22887 5 месяцев назад +33

    Bobroczkyi is a Eastern European basketball player who’s famous for being super tall. Love how he’s getting into films. Lots of interesting stuff can be done with such a unique person especially in horror

    • @JK-cd6zr
      @JK-cd6zr 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's a Polish name if I ever seen one

  • @santan546
    @santan546 5 месяцев назад +24

    Ever since I came across you guys a while back, I legit look forward to checking in on your channel every time a new movie comes out, because you guys never ever disappoint me.
    I love you guys’s style, and approach and how y’all operate with your reviews-- such as giving individual : raves, rants and reviews. - when you agree / disagree with each other and crack each other up, in such a real* way. Not scripted or doing or saying things just to get attention or get a rise out of the people watching.
    - You guys are awesome,
    - it’s like a feeling of chatting and getting the scoop from two friends I’ve known for a while.
    Thanks for always producing great content and always putting a smile on my face 😉
    you two- never disappoint❣️

  • @ItsMeShaniceG
    @ItsMeShaniceG 5 месяцев назад +53

    They hopped on that spaceship and pulled out of their planet like one would casually back out of a driveway. A planet full of slaves and you all can just leave without being questioned or intercepted??

    • @theamaeve8175
      @theamaeve8175 5 месяцев назад +22

      I think the idea is there's nowhere really to go without cryo sleep

    • @24AntDad
      @24AntDad 5 месяцев назад +8

      For real. Also, they just readjusted her time she has to stay on the planet by like 5 years but oh okay just go ahead and leave whenever you want!

    • @clutch2827
      @clutch2827 5 месяцев назад +7

      The pilot could fly the ship as part of her job. They know no one can go anywhere without the cryosleep pods.

    • @x-menbioforce6336
      @x-menbioforce6336 5 месяцев назад +9

      They have no where to go. So it’s like “you’re always free to go” but you’re not really free

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​​@24AntDad leave where...? Lol. As someone said, without cryo sleep, where the hell are they going to go? The void of space? Get real

  • @maddy_renel
    @maddy_renel 5 месяцев назад +64

    "She looks like she should be working at a vegan bookstore." 🤣

    • @swptx
      @swptx 5 месяцев назад +9

      😭 and what exactly is a vegan bookstore LMAOO

    • @baileytate3938
      @baileytate3938 5 месяцев назад +4

      @maddy_renel This and when he said that character in Twisters looked like if Lisa Bonet were a duck, and on drugs are his best descriptions this year!

  • @sushi_donut
    @sushi_donut 5 месяцев назад +28

    Robert Bobroczkyi is a real dude! He went viral a few years ago for being over 6ft at age 8, and over 7' by age 12. The videos of him playing US high school basketball is pretty crazy. Cool to hear he's getting acting roles; I imagine his condition is very hard to maintain playing competitive sports.

    • @lincolnsmithtbp
      @lincolnsmithtbp 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@sushi_donut he actually doesn’t have a condition. He is just like that, his father is also very tall. He’s been tested for a lot of things, all came back negative. He doesn’t have gigantism or marfans, no tumor on his pituitary gland or anywhere else.

    • @sushi_donut
      @sushi_donut 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@lincolnsmithtbp Wow, that's even more interesting! I suppose I relied on an old stereotype, thanks for the correction 💪

  • @23thisdude
    @23thisdude 5 месяцев назад +22

    As soon as the movie was over I thought to myself, I wonder what Nick & Joseph will say about this one ❤

  • @StefHefner86
    @StefHefner86 5 месяцев назад +7

    10:41 she left Andy outside the office because she hadn’t told him that she was going to leave him on the planet. If her travel was approved, he would have learned it then. That was my logic at least since we learned she “couldn’t find a way to tell him.”

  • @Alexgrl99
    @Alexgrl99 5 месяцев назад +15

    There were sooo many times in this movie I was thinking to myself. LEAVE HIM/HER behind! TBH I liked when Andy was a little evil when he had Rook’s chip. He was not playing with those kids 😂
    Another great review! I was looking forward to this video.

  • @nuffsaidny
    @nuffsaidny 5 месяцев назад +29

    Andy with the SIM card was STRICT okay 😂

  • @tamarakarlas1
    @tamarakarlas1 5 месяцев назад +58

    “Heading to Yugoslavia” 9:08 😂😂😂

  • @starbrite526
    @starbrite526 5 месяцев назад +33

    Once you realize in the first 15 minutes, that it falls between Alien and Aliens and that it's set up like Rogue One (that's an one off used as interconnected story), I took it for what it was. Again, it's no Alien or Aliens but it ain't no Aliens 3.

    • @JK-cd6zr
      @JK-cd6zr 5 месяцев назад +4

      Oh my God, you're right. They made a Rogue One.

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@JK-cd6zr with survivors, though

    • @JohnnyPaton
      @JohnnyPaton 5 месяцев назад

      It makes Alien 3 look like a masterpiece. It's an AI scripted Rogue One/New Ghostbusters.

    • @Kiki-pe9fs
      @Kiki-pe9fs 5 месяцев назад +3

      And it’s definitely not alien resurrection. Thank god for that

    • @JohnnyPaton
      @JohnnyPaton 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Kiki-pe9fs it is at the end

  • @dantestanley4927
    @dantestanley4927 5 месяцев назад +22

    Assumed he was "special needs"....hilarious. I was thinking the same but I was almost relived he was an old android.

    • @mr.martinezz2908
      @mr.martinezz2908 5 месяцев назад

      His acting comes across like that.

    • @Doorcrakin
      @Doorcrakin 5 месяцев назад

      I thought so at first. I didn't know he was an android.

  • @emrska
    @emrska 5 месяцев назад +5

    "cryo chamber headed to Yugoslavia" got me real bad

  • @NatashaSherringham
    @NatashaSherringham 5 месяцев назад +8

    God bless you Joseph for praising Madonna's Erotica album during your super review!!
    Erotica is one of my very favourite albums ever and is SO criminally underrated,
    personally I think it is Madonna's best!!
    Where Life Begins, Bad Girl, Rain, Deeper And Deeper, Waiting, Why's It So Hard, In This Life, Erotica, Fever, Secret Garden,
    so many great songs!!
    I'm so happy that someone out there loves this terrific album as much as I do!!

  • @ItsMeShaniceG
    @ItsMeShaniceG 5 месяцев назад +16

    #JusticeForSigourney

  • @brackettw
    @brackettw 5 месяцев назад +27

    If Andy had just left the line at “get away from her!”….I would’ve been fine - but saying the whole thing with the “you bitch” just sucked me right out of the fun experience I was having - I was doing the Tyra Banks “WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU!!” in my head.
    Also - Earlier in the movie Bjorn called Andy a Bitch and that’s when he replied “I prefer artificial human” or whatever (which was another callback line) so apparently that is supposed to explain how “bitch” got into his vocabulary.

    • @kylemclain4827
      @kylemclain4827 5 месяцев назад

      You remember characters name must not be to forgettable

    • @brackettw
      @brackettw 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kylemclain4827 I didn’t remember until someone wrote the comment on Reddit and I was like “ah yeah he did say that”.

    • @thedmvoutdoors
      @thedmvoutdoors 5 месяцев назад +5

      When he said that in the movie... that's the first thing I thought of. He was called a bitch by Bjorn more than once. The pause was due to his 'glitch' in his vocabulary/memory. Then it comes out... '... you bitch'. If they let that be the ONE LINE from all the other films, I would have been okay with it. But there were, as we all know, just way TOO many. Someone also said 'this can't be fucking happening'... a quote from Hudson in Aliens. Geez... It's not a perfect movie, but I was on the edge of my seat - I loved it ;)

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 5 месяцев назад

      Dude, I remembered that, and I saw it only once. Lol.

    • @Vanipollonia1
      @Vanipollonia1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@thedmvoutdoors I believe Bjorn was the one that said "This place gives me the creeps." A callback to Parker from Alien.

  • @eddiedaniels5034
    @eddiedaniels5034 5 месяцев назад +9

    What an epic review. You two are so sharp. Nothing will match the first two classics.

  • @clutch2827
    @clutch2827 5 месяцев назад +14

    Who makes a space station with an elevator that relies on gravity? Why create facehuggers that can be hatched like jiffy pop popcorn?

  • @peppermintpattie6006
    @peppermintpattie6006 5 месяцев назад +16

    I also didn’t like how she treated Andy in the beginning, she treated him like a dog.

    • @510SPINESPLITTA8
      @510SPINESPLITTA8 5 месяцев назад +1

      There’s also something fucked up too about Rook intoning to Andy that he was the backbone of the colonization efforts. I’m sure it was intentional though.

  • @strangetenderness
    @strangetenderness 5 месяцев назад +2

    “switch it up, or stay in line.”
    my new motto

  • @julieshannon7269
    @julieshannon7269 5 месяцев назад +2

    Andy was my favorite character in this, but I have to say, an Alien movie without Sigourney is tough to watch, along with many other shortcomings. If you want a great slasher movie in space, try Jason X.

  • @zenadixoninc
    @zenadixoninc 19 дней назад +1

    “Especially when they’re doing dumb shit” 😂😂😂

  • @DuShaun-54
    @DuShaun-54 2 месяца назад +2

    It was cool to see a black humanoid for the first time. I loved him (Andy)!

  • @LEOIAMLEOONYOUTUBE
    @LEOIAMLEOONYOUTUBE 5 месяцев назад +9

    This is funny but when Nick said Sigourney I was like, you know we can't take you seriously if you're gonna bring up Sigourney! 🤣🤣

    • @24AntDad
      @24AntDad 5 месяцев назад

      What's wrong with sigourney?

    • @LEOIAMLEOONYOUTUBE
      @LEOIAMLEOONYOUTUBE 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@24AntDad Nothing. Lol. It just sounded like he wanted to celebrate Sigourney and I was like girl that is giving petty but also funny. 🤣

  • @dillbulgogi
    @dillbulgogi 5 месяцев назад +12

    Yeah the problem is that when theres new protagonists, they have to go through the same tutorial beats to get to a point. It would be cool to see it from some random weyland yutani employee perspective with a slightly different outlook trying to survive!

  • @rmjmoviereviews6876
    @rmjmoviereviews6876 5 месяцев назад +23

    I really enjoyed it! It was basically a greatest hits of 1 and 2 with forced elements of Prometheus and Alien: Covenant. It's the best we'll get and folks are still crying about it. The end answer is stop making because no one can be happy.

    • @zacgale4231
      @zacgale4231 5 месяцев назад +6

      I’m really surprised to see the amount of hate for this film.. I thought it was a blast.

    • @rmjmoviereviews6876
      @rmjmoviereviews6876 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@zacgale4231 Agreed. Fans just love the second and first films so nothing else will make them happy.

    • @JohnnyPaton
      @JohnnyPaton 5 месяцев назад +3

      We could get better. We could get better writing and original storytelling.

    • @Noctelus
      @Noctelus 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@rmjmoviereviews6876 I think an original story would make them happy. Not much to ask for a 7th installment in a series.

  • @Dr_Madonna
    @Dr_Madonna 5 месяцев назад +9

    The movie is an ALIEN pinball machine!!!!!.. and the audience is the ball!

  • @dogface1911
    @dogface1911 5 месяцев назад +4

    When Joseph said," The gang" I immediately went to this being an episode of Always Sunny. Lol

  • @MeghannMonroe
    @MeghannMonroe 5 месяцев назад +6

    OMG! Nick I literally said the same thing! The sim needed to be white or the girl needed to be black. He gave the “magical negro” trope. It gave me an ick. 1. I was like is he autistic… and why would he be? If he was; why not get an autistic actor… that train of thought started down a problematic path. It was very “the green mile.” Then he got an upgrade and it seemed like her main goal was to bring him back down to where he was kissing her ass. It was weird. Like ppl are dying and her only concern was changing him back to having issues so she could control him. The actor as the sim did a phenomenal job. Have yall seen “Raised by wolves” by Ridley Scott on appletv. His characterization seemed identical to the character “Father” on that show, down to the Dad jokes. And the aliens didn’t seem ferocious enough… like they was just knocking them around. Easy to beat. And the aliens were damn near pornographic! That thing flopping around! I gagged! No pun intended!😂😂🫣🫢😵‍💫

  • @Daniel-rv2kd
    @Daniel-rv2kd 5 месяцев назад +2

    I just thought they used younger people because it's a Disney,-umbrella film and they wanted to sell to a young audience.

  • @louistrece
    @louistrece 5 месяцев назад +12

    This movie was mid 5/10, people are praising it lol like it’s the best thing ever, the cast and acting was so mundane, I couldn’t get invested, the final boss creature was good for 2 seconds, it quickly lost its luster the more it was on screen, it feels like a soft reboot, thanks for telling the truth on this movie, great review guys!

    • @Doorcrakin
      @Doorcrakin 5 месяцев назад

      Yes, it's definitely a 5 or 6. It was all the alien movies in one. Sorta like a love letter to the original. It would be cool to see the backstory of weyland yutani in a new alien installment.

  • @jam_is_jammin
    @jam_is_jammin 5 месяцев назад +3

    Gotta go to Yugoslavia and watch the sun rise from a Vegan Bookstore! LOL! So funny. I thought this was a fun popcorn flick, but the character development was taking me out of it. None of these kids struck me as people who had lived a hard life in space mines and had grown up watching their friends and loved ones die. I expected them to be more hardened and still be able to function after someone died. When Navarro accidentally kicked the gear shift and the ship was spinning out of control, not a single person tried to get control of the ship... not even the autopilot kicked in. Also, why crawl around all quiet if once you get to the other side of the room you are gonna start yelling, "Hey guys!" I have no idea how Kay survived for as long as she did. Girlfriend couldn't find keys on a floor that literally had nothing on them but the keys!! She reminded me of the girl in the pink sweater from All of Us are Dead who kept falling and just sitting there when everyone was running for their lives. I kept saying to myself, "OMG, Pink Sweater, get it together!" Girlfriend was a liability.

    • @janeenharrison1953
      @janeenharrison1953 Месяц назад

      yeah, I hated Kay's character, she did nothing but throw up, sleep and piss out a hybrid. Where's her fighting spirit? Dud character.

  • @ZachChen1996
    @ZachChen1996 5 месяцев назад +17

    I LOVED this entry to the Alien franchise! Very excited for what comes next

  • @MrFrancobash
    @MrFrancobash 5 месяцев назад +5

    Andy, picked up the word bitch, because Bjorn called him that earlier in the movie. He doesn’t really know what it means, he just knows it is pejorative and delivers it in his awkward manner. I enjoyed the film and thought it was really well done for what it was. Always look forward to your reviews and opinions to get another well thought out opinion, keep it up.

  • @cduvallster
    @cduvallster 5 месяцев назад +8

    Initially I was a bit irritated by the CGI Ian Holm during the film even though story wise, it makes sense for a corporation to create a model line of androids. However, my opinion has shifted a bit after reading that Alverez contacted his widow and she said that he was cold shouldered by Hollywood after The Hobbit and would have wanted to be a part of this. Just a shame the execution was a bit too uncanny valley.

    • @s.hopkins4490
      @s.hopkins4490 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ian Holm had Parkinson’s and only agreed to Hobbit if it could be done at home in in London and not NZ. He was very ill so it’s a blessing he was able to get through that. It was his last film.

  • @sumbohdee2luv
    @sumbohdee2luv 5 месяцев назад +2

    ok a couple of counterpoints to your criticisms:
    1. rain says “that’s terrible” just to express terrible it is the guy’s mom dies, this isn’t something that needs to make logical sense. just like how we say “i’m sorry” when we hear bad news, even though it’s not our fault
    2. andy says “b*tch” because that’s what the asshole dude kept calling him in the beginning of the film, so that’s what he has learned to say when he wants to intimidate someone. not that this makes the line any less forced, but they did set up a reason.
    all in all i personally don’t mind when characters act emotionally instead of rationally, like when they wanted andy to open the door even though it would endanger more people, just because they wanted to help their pregnant friend

  • @Doorcrakin
    @Doorcrakin 5 месяцев назад +1

    I liked it. It was an homage to all the alien movies. I can also see why avid alien fans wouldn't like it as much. David Jonsson is a damn good actor!

  • @RichardHannay
    @RichardHannay 5 месяцев назад +7

    Madonna’s “Rain” is so underrated.

  • @cobracommander9138
    @cobracommander9138 5 месяцев назад +4

    I really liked Caily her acting is amazing but there wasn't much of a back story as to why she is such a bad ass besides surviving on that planet. Did her father train her how did she become such a skilled warrior and really know her way around a ship. I'm glad they explained the rifle was self aiming because it's so annoying to see someone that has never shot a gun all of a sudden they are so good they should be in a 3 gun competition.

  • @mfconstructor
    @mfconstructor 5 месяцев назад +6

    Clicked so fast , I was waiting for this

  • @willower1614
    @willower1614 5 месяцев назад +1

    The only film reviews I need are Nick’s facial expressions. He’s such a good writer to boot. Perhaps his written reviews should have a facial expression/photo to start each paragraph. ❤

  • @billg3356
    @billg3356 5 месяцев назад +6

    I've been waiting for this one. Bring it!

  • @LynneJordan11
    @LynneJordan11 5 месяцев назад +9

    Nick: Also my brother said he was rooting for the Xenomorphs because he doesn't like young people. LOLOL

  • @lsimon343
    @lsimon343 3 месяца назад +2

    Aliens looming watch someone will make a movie out of that U2 make me smile

  • @HelloKittyfouronesix
    @HelloKittyfouronesix 5 месяцев назад +7

    Like he worked at a vegan bookstore. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oddly specific and hilarious! I'm going to add this to my repertoire.

  • @dsbmitchell
    @dsbmitchell 5 месяцев назад +3

    At 3:05, thank you! Maybe I wasn’t paying enough attention to the promotional material, but I had no idea whether or not this movie was a prequel, sequel, reboot, or whatever. This context is very helpful 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @thom7667
    @thom7667 5 месяцев назад +3

    We actually saw how the black goo mutated life forms in Prometheus

  • @spliffrollasparxx
    @spliffrollasparxx 5 месяцев назад +2

    Vegan bookstore… you crack me up 💀🤣🤣

  • @chazharris
    @chazharris 5 месяцев назад +1

    I definitely agree that they should have leaned more into Andy and Rain's relationship and the thematic question of whether an android can see a human as family if a human sees them as that. It would have made more sense for Andy to have been an android Rain's father built after losing their adopted son to Cancer or something like that - which would then explain why Rain has this emotional connection to it, even if it's just a replicated version of her brother, the last connection to her family she has left.
    Instead of the ridiculous callback to Ripley's line from ALIENS, they could have had Andy roar "LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!" and it would have answered that thematic question and also allowed it to be its own moment unique to Romulus instead of trying to invoke a moment from that much better previous movie. I really hate it when filmmakers do that if the character has no connection to that line (it hadn't even been said in the timeline yet either since this film takes place before the events of ALIENS). During the long pause I was yelling in my head "DON'T SAY IT DON'T DO IT FEDE NOOOOOO!" and then I just facepalmed.
    I also definitely wish they hadn't done the CGI resurrection when Lance Henriksen in prosthetics would have been more interesting and ethical - or just a role for a new actor that we have no existing knowledge to indicate what their allegiance or intentions might be. The character name was Rook instead of Bishop, so they even had a name that was more aligned with Henriksen's. Very strange to do something so divisive that was always going to give some people the ick.

    • @510SPINESPLITTA8
      @510SPINESPLITTA8 5 месяцев назад

      I wish the bit about “Androids will sacrifice some miners to save more,” would have made an interesting conflict. I thought Rain would get infected with a Chestburster, but then the movie would be about Andy agonizing over whether or not to save his friend.

  • @PawsomePalsPetService
    @PawsomePalsPetService 5 месяцев назад +1

    Do you remember when blockbuster the only way they divide it up films were suspense, thriller, action, and horror for genres?

  • @joshieking3941
    @joshieking3941 5 месяцев назад +2

    I've been checking/waiting for this since Thursday!👏

  • @ronpotts6385
    @ronpotts6385 5 месяцев назад +2

    I saw the movie Saturday night and loved it, but I'm really just here waiting for Joseph to talk about the xenomorphs' wigs 😂. And they didn't go to Yugoslavia; It was Virginia 😅.

  • @simonant1165
    @simonant1165 5 месяцев назад +3

    The dude that played the offspring is real, he is from my home town, I saw him in the gym a few years ago, he is very very tall.

  • @dillbulgogi
    @dillbulgogi 5 месяцев назад +6

    It was fun but definitely kinda felt slightly rehashed and some plot elements coming a mile away. Hope that a sequel treads new ground and ideas though.

  • @noho_hank7627
    @noho_hank7627 5 месяцев назад +4

    10:26 Not the welfare office! 😂😂

  • @persianprince91
    @persianprince91 5 месяцев назад +24

    The dialogue was hard to hear at many parts and the British accents didn’t do any favors.

    • @louistrece
      @louistrece 5 месяцев назад +7

      100% agree

    • @jessicas8573
      @jessicas8573 5 месяцев назад +7

      Definitely. Especially that Bjorn character…I think I understood maybe two or three sentences that came out of his mouth

    • @astrojacks_
      @astrojacks_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      omg yes, i was internally panicking and wishing i had subtitles. i was hoping i didn’t miss any crucial info and i guess i did because i didn’t catch that bjorn and tyler + kay are cousins 😭

    • @persianprince91
      @persianprince91 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bjorn and Navarro were also giving “friends at best” lol.

    • @zacgale4231
      @zacgale4231 5 месяцев назад +4

      Some showings at AMC have their movies with subtitles.. that’s the only way I watch movies now.. that way I don’t miss anything.

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 5 месяцев назад +3

    I wish I could say that I was disappointed in this film, but I already knew it was going to be schlocky, fan service pretending to be a reinvention of the franchise. You know the story of how James Cameron pitched Aliens was famously done by adding a "$" behind the word "Alien"? Well, these moronic execs took the work "alien" and tried to spell it out with only dollar signs. I really wanted to like Romulus, but it kept either falling back on the characters being too dumb or references to the better films of the series. This film was honestly worst than Prometheus and Covenant combined, as it was just a cheap, teen slasher film in space. The OG Alien was a masterpiece of not only its time, but of all-time. This film was sadly just Jojo Siwa pretending she's an adult by ripping off KISS's makeup.
    On a positive note, the production design, some of the effects, and the some of the cinematography was competent and decent. Then again, much of the production design was cribbing Alien: Isolation, Alien and Aliens. So, I guess we can thank Giger, Ron Cobb, & Syd Mead, ONCE AGAIN. Lastly (and most dishearteningly), I never thought in a million years they'd actually steal the ending to Alien: Resurrection... but, here we are.
    - 1 rotten chicken egg, out of a derelict ship full of ovomorphs.

    • @VicInNocal
      @VicInNocal 5 месяцев назад

      TL; DR. I liked it a lot.

  • @stevekasan3105
    @stevekasan3105 5 месяцев назад +1

    You know why Fede made that quote about the younger cast, cast young to attract young but you have all these "film geeks" who watch the first and revere the first, that is a very mature cast
    If it looks good ppl will see

  • @christophermackinnon2724
    @christophermackinnon2724 5 месяцев назад +2

    great review gents love you guys too bits keep it up❤

  • @corriemayo2715
    @corriemayo2715 5 месяцев назад +10

    'Headed to Yugoslavia' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robaer8d
    @robaer8d 5 месяцев назад +1

    She left Andy outside the "welfare office" so he wouldn't find out that he couldn't go. The lady behind the glass would've said something.

  • @tigerlilly9038
    @tigerlilly9038 2 месяца назад +1

    First you saying that damn demon baby is susceptible to UTIs is wild Joseph 😂😂😂. Loved Andy and his pivoting between emotionless and vulnerable was THE movie, the actor Jonsson was wonderful. Our diva killing machine loved lovely as ever with her sexy baldy and ever menacing double razor snarl. LOVE HER❤!! You know I didn't hate they "way" the storyline was maneuvered to fit the franchise so the writing was fine enough too by me much like how the Evil Dead's last installation was written. I didn't hate and felt satisfied 😌" enough"

  • @MT-qm8nv
    @MT-qm8nv 5 месяцев назад +1

    I actually thought it was top four of all aliens movies

  • @chination1796
    @chination1796 5 месяцев назад +4

    Not the welfare office 10:27 😂

  • @joanietails
    @joanietails 5 месяцев назад +1

    I saw this in 4DX and I’m glad I did because this film didn’t do it for me at all. It looked fantastic but the story was non-existent for me. I thought the main actress looked like a child which made it completely unrealistic to me, even for a sci-fi film. How did she know how to do everything? She had way too many survival skills for my belief. At no point did I feel like she was not going to survive for a sequel. The best part of the film was that human faced thing because it was just awful upon awful and way more scary just standing there with that face than any insect looking alien in any of the films. I wouldn’t recommend this film to anyone except diehard Alien fans, but they would be going opening day anyway. Evil Andy was a highlight, but I didn’t find many. Not for me.
    Love u guys! Great review as always.

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist 5 месяцев назад +2

    I caught this yesterday w a friend at a very cool old theatre in Brattleboro, VT. We enjoyed it. I just wish Fassbender made even a small appearance because he was a fantastic villain. Covenant was meh, but the ending was thrilling. Thanks guys.
    Edit: Andy was definitely the best part of the film.

  • @sancactusman3096
    @sancactusman3096 5 месяцев назад +3

    Always love your reviews much love and blessing Sent your way

  • @purplekitty4598
    @purplekitty4598 5 месяцев назад +7

    The welfare office! LOL. I was waiting for your review! I saw this today. It was fine but I felt no dread or tension and that's what I missed (along with Ripley). The call backs to the other films was cute but there was so many. I gave it 3.5. I thought the score and sound were great.

  • @HellRaider19
    @HellRaider19 5 месяцев назад

    So does this mean the Queen that was shot out the airlock in Aliens is still alive floating in space somewhere?

  • @motleycru3016
    @motleycru3016 5 месяцев назад +2

    Great review as always😊!
    I had another thing about the movie that no one else picked up on….the unborn baby’s father. It must be the cousin. When asked about the father, she replied some @$$hole. The cousin was referred to as an @$$hole throughout the film. They also shared a weird glance when they reunited. He also went OD in protecting her that cost him his life…maybe a stretch but she was only around the brother and cousin.
    When the brother found out, he didn’t look happy…IMO. So maybe the incestuous hybrids had to die🤔

    • @VicInNocal
      @VicInNocal 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I totally felt like the film hints at Bjorn the asshole being the father, but only now did it hit me that he is her cousin. Makes sense because the other guy (Tyler?) mentions he is his cousin, and Tyler is her brother. Only way it wouldn't be incestuous is if she and Tyler are only half siblings, and Bjorn is Tyler's cousin but not hers.

  • @GarganoA
    @GarganoA 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm more around a 2 out of 5 on this one but I'm glad you guys didn't just rave about it the way so many others are. This film was NOT the kind of fun thrill ride I was expecting at all. My God, the first 40 minutes dragged on forever because I didn't care about any of the characters at all, even though I am becoming a Cailee Spaeny fan. Final 30 minutes were worthwhile and yes, the film did look good but...in all honesty...I had more fun with the original AVP than this.

    • @TheFadingMan
      @TheFadingMan 5 месяцев назад +1

      First 40 minutes dragged? Are you kidding? They do need to establish the world and characters.

    • @zacgale4231
      @zacgale4231 5 месяцев назад

      more fun with AVP? Wow… that movie is HOT HOT trash.

    • @1UpJohn
      @1UpJohn 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheFadingMan Yeah. It would've been weird if it went straight to aliens killing people within the first 5 minutes. 😆

    • @GarganoA
      @GarganoA 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheFadingMan We know the world and none of these characters needed to be established. Same old cookie cutter characters and dialogue.

    • @GarganoA
      @GarganoA 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@zacgale4231 AVP was unpretentious, mindless popcorn fun. It aimed to be that and accomplished it. Romulus is trying to be everything an Alien fan ever wanted...but has already seen. I was bored until the final half hour. Very bored.

  • @matt_r.2510
    @matt_r.2510 5 месяцев назад +3

    I wanted to love this movie as I am a long time fan of Alien and Aliens. I wish they had given more time to develop the cast and characters. I want a story about people in an impossible situation and just trying to survive/get out alive. I think Alien(s) works best has a sci-fi horror where you are concerned for the characters and thru the course of the movie they have some kind of personal growth or character development.

    • @chazharris
      @chazharris 5 месяцев назад +1

      I really think A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE did a great job of that by comparison.

    • @matt_r.2510
      @matt_r.2510 5 месяцев назад

      @@chazharris True!

  • @mrs.q7396
    @mrs.q7396 5 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoyed this movie! I love your reviews! You two are hilarious and so original with your feedback! ❤

  • @peppermintpattie6006
    @peppermintpattie6006 5 месяцев назад +5

    If Alien and Aliens 2 had not been made and Romulus was the first in the franchise, then it would have been good. But, I saw the same set from previous movies, especially Resurrection. Not original at all. I would have appreciated more attacks from the Xenomorphs against the crew like in previous films and more xenomorphs. After all, it is an Alien film. I guess the production ran out of money. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @willower1614
    @willower1614 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow, this really makes me appreciate Sigorney deeply…

  • @reader2012
    @reader2012 5 месяцев назад +1

    I felt like the xenomorph was a decoration in this movie, and the facehugger was the main antagonist focus, which felt weird to me. I missed any kind of “characterization” of the xenomorph. I also found the hybrid design to be weird in a bad way. It didn’t quite look as a whole like it fit in the visual style of the alien universe.

  • @OGMillyMillz_
    @OGMillyMillz_ 5 месяцев назад +9

    This wasn’t scary at all

    • @1UpJohn
      @1UpJohn 5 месяцев назад +3

      I agree. I also didn't find it scary. It was cool to see and there were tense moments but overall, it didn't invoke any fear. It could be because I didn't care about any of the characters. LOL

    • @cardboard2night
      @cardboard2night 5 месяцев назад +1

      There was one moment when the offspring appears out of the shadow, like he kinda unfurl s itself like an alien does... Few seconds but it was scary XD

    • @DigitalHIFI09
      @DigitalHIFI09 5 месяцев назад +2

      Are you really expecting to be that scared in the 7th entry? You kinda know what to expect in a way

  • @keithredacted8154
    @keithredacted8154 5 месяцев назад +2

    I actually ended up loving this film so much! I feel like this is a great introduction for people in the Alien franchise, which included me and now Im excited get into it. I only played Alien Isolation which is one of my fav games. For Romulus, I felt the satisfaction and joy of watching a classic which I rarely feel. I love how things they establish come into play later aswell.

    • @1UpJohn
      @1UpJohn 5 месяцев назад

      I think this movie is great for people who haven't watched the other Alien films. Many complaints are from people like me who are big fans of the series and have seen all the movies. It was a lot of rehashing going on.

  • @thom7667
    @thom7667 5 месяцев назад +2

    I agree with you both. Perfectly said

  • @jimmyl324
    @jimmyl324 5 месяцев назад +2

    I saw it yesterday. So waiting to see what you think!

  • @Trektech1980
    @Trektech1980 5 месяцев назад +3

    The movie completely recycled Alien 1-3, even using the lines. Then ended with Resurrection / Prometheus. Pure crap. Could have been good if they leaned into Alien Isolation plot.

  • @jameswalker5874
    @jameswalker5874 3 месяца назад

    The major flaw in this is that they accelerate life cycle of the Xenomorph, and they show to much again about how it transforms from face hugger to Xenomorph, The whole trick is that you tell the story around a human contracting the Xenomorph from face hugger to the birth (chest burst). You have to slow the story down. The story is the story. Alien 2 was brilliant because you could appreciate that there was a considerable amount time for that process to occur giving Ripley being in cryosleep and waking up 50 yrs later. When she woke she asked the board how long were the colonist on the planet and the response was " the colonist had been colonizing there for a x amount of years. It was brilliant especially since no other director has been able to reproduce this effect. Who gives a shit about black goo and engineers. They should have retold the story again maybe for this generation, but not add to it with all this androids, goo, and engineer shit. Another strategy would be just to be not to make another one. The franchise ended with Ripley jumping into the incinerator.

  • @lsimon343
    @lsimon343 3 месяца назад +2

    I have not heard anybody use the word reductive since Madonna did look it up. You guys are just amazing so smart but I have to disagree. I do like the star of this film. I think she is wonderful. I like the movie and I like the guy that played Andy, I always come to you guys after I see the movies :-)

  • @Callsign-Blade_RunnerSG
    @Callsign-Blade_RunnerSG 5 месяцев назад

    As for that slap scene, We have to acknowledge that Humans do get emotional at times.
    The slap was probably trying to showcase the emotional vulnerabilities of human beings making irrational decisions that would put the whole group in jeopardy..

  • @persia888
    @persia888 5 месяцев назад

    I totally agree. I kept thinking ‘what’s missing?’
    Ripley was missing
    They could have had the heroine become a full tilt ass kicker like Ripley. It was a mistake not to.

  • @theOldYou99
    @theOldYou99 2 месяца назад +1

    You guys are spot on here! The movie just didn't "do it" for me. It was an OK film, but definitely not memorable, and only makes me want to watch the original, lol!

  • @commandZee
    @commandZee 5 месяцев назад +7

    For once I saw the movie before your spoiler review.

  • @pindrop9536
    @pindrop9536 5 месяцев назад +1

    I don't understand why you need to wink at the audience in a franchise that millions of people have seen, and contains movies on millions of people's top ten all time lists. It only results in an eye-roll. Wink at the audience in some obscure cult movie sequel.

  • @sebraven
    @sebraven 5 месяцев назад +1

    That black goo was reversed engineered from the big chap alien weyland yutani caught within that meteorite . You see the imprint of the big chap alien in the metoerite and we now know the alien cocooned itself . It came back to life and killed everyone in the space station until it was killed by security .but the acid blood burned through most of the ship . This was all explained by rook the damaged synth who looked like ash

  • @pNo415
    @pNo415 5 месяцев назад +1

    Almost to 40! Bravo gentlemen!

  • @susanburgess820
    @susanburgess820 5 месяцев назад +1

    I only would want to see the original again. Im old school guys, and im okay with that😂❤❤😂

  • @JK-cd6zr
    @JK-cd6zr 5 месяцев назад +2

    I was hoping the hybrid would be the Newborn from Resurrection, lol. When that acid blood went through the floor, I though they were going to do it the same way. It was sorta creepy at first, but when they revealed the full body of the creature it just looked dumb. In general they expose the creatures too much too early. I get it, we all know what the xenomorph looks like now, but I still prefer some mysetry for the sake of dramatic buildup.

    • @1UpJohn
      @1UpJohn 5 месяцев назад

      I agree. The ending felt rushed. It was a baby one second and fully grown a second later and in clear sight. No tension or mystery.

    • @JK-cd6zr
      @JK-cd6zr 5 месяцев назад

      @@1UpJohn That's the other thing. The chest burster cocooned itself and turned into a fully grown drone in what seemed like minutes. The cocoon scene was cool, but it bugged me how quickly this went. Same with the chestburster in the first place. It felt rushed.