This reminds me of a time when I came across like six or seven dead guys all within ten feet of each other in the entrance to the storage crates behind big red. The final body had crawled into the open red hut and died behind the black tactical case. It was a scene of chaos.
i think thats the first time ive seen almost an entire woods lobby dead within about 20 feet of each other. i was laughing a ton watching the investigation unfold
I swore I saw another streamer go to a small camp on top of some rocks near the USEC camp on Shoreline and theres always a modded out M4 and other loot up there. Maybe I imagined it
Maaann this wipe my Jeager quests are going well, but the therapist quest for the gas analyzers. My god yesterday I played the entire day, but only got out with 1. It reminds me of the noodle situation
Where you met santa my friend found noodles in that camp several times I was going to say something but couldn’t remember what they call the place lol but you found it
Hey Halfman, I just came across one of your old recorded streams on twitch where you used face cam, and it was funny to see how much you look like my cousin.
7:00 Minutes in and there are so many gold spawns you've ran right past, you can tell you're not a Woods main, Halfman. 23:50 Hmm. Wonder if they have updated the in-game maps, with the new reworks and expansions? 41:22 You don't have to risk all the good stuff, there is that new mag packing feature. Much easier/convenient to stack ammo now. A few rounds of the good stuff at the top, to punch through or break the armour down, a bunch of standard or fleshy rounds in the middle, for finishing them off and 5 rounds of tracer at the bottom, just to let you know you're about to be up a certain creek, without a paddle. 1:03:05 Well you could do a bunch of Gunsmith tasks to unlock the ammo case barter(GS-5)/purchase(GS-10). And store all that ammo in a more tidy and organised fashion.
A tarkov murder mystery is hilarious, good job detective 😂
This reminds me of a time when I came across like six or seven dead guys all within ten feet of each other in the entrance to the storage crates behind big red. The final body had crawled into the open red hut and died behind the black tactical case. It was a scene of chaos.
Did you narrate this in your head with a deep voice of a detective how has seen too much?
@@2dploy I'm getting too old for this shit
@@donovian2538 he said while taking his last drag on the cigarette he's been smoking, before throwing it on the ground with a deep sigh.
i think thats the first time ive seen almost an entire woods lobby dead within about 20 feet of each other. i was laughing a ton watching the investigation unfold
Hi, didn't you cut the video to soon at 50:04 ? I think something is missing form the fight. Great episode, cheers !
HE LEFT THE BP ROUNDS IN THE LAST GUY'S RIG!!!!!
Eh it was only 9 rounds
oh ok@@QuakeMidaro
New episode let's go ! Thank you Halfman for doing this content i enjoy it a lot.
Halfman, you actually walked in on the Dear Sister skit from SNL.
Man I hate my work schedule right now. But I just need to work so. Anyway time to watch this as much as possible for now.
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Awesome content love the investigation mystery puzzle with loot. Hilarious. Had to re watch like three times.
Man I dropped Santa a small can of stew and he shot me in the head
I saw that happen to someone at the mall last xmas.
Where episode 16? :D
I swore I saw another streamer go to a small camp on top of some rocks near the USEC camp on Shoreline and theres always a modded out M4 and other loot up there. Maybe I imagined it
One does spawn there yes
I just wanted to tell em he was rude and we can move on. lol I love it bro
Maaann this wipe my Jeager quests are going well, but the therapist quest for the gas analyzers. My god yesterday I played the entire day, but only got out with 1. It reminds me of the noodle situation
Damn... GJ! Took me forever to finish the bolt action quest, I kept spawning near the USEC camp and getting blasted by Chad's 😢
Where you met santa my friend found noodles in that camp several times I was going to say something but couldn’t remember what they call the place lol but you found it
Hey Halfman, I just came across one of your old recorded streams on twitch where you used face cam, and it was funny to see how much you look like my cousin.
that sks run on woods you had no armor?
"And we have all tags accounted for" XD Bruh had me laughing!
I literally just got off Tarkov from doing these quest haha
12:50 Wow this guy was stealthed. Thanks for the video.
Detective half man at your service lol😂😂
CSI Tarkov
hooly shit that woods massacare at usec XD
7:00 Minutes in and there are so many gold spawns you've ran right past,
you can tell you're not a Woods main, Halfman.
23:50 Hmm. Wonder if they have updated the in-game maps,
with the new reworks and expansions?
41:22 You don't have to risk all the good stuff,
there is that new mag packing feature.
Much easier/convenient to stack ammo now.
A few rounds of the good stuff at the top,
to punch through or break the armour down,
a bunch of standard or fleshy rounds in the middle,
for finishing them off and
5 rounds of tracer at the bottom, just to let you know
you're about to be up a certain creek, without a paddle.
1:03:05 Well you could do a bunch of Gunsmith tasks
to unlock the ammo case barter(GS-5)/purchase(GS-10).
And store all that ammo in a more tidy and organised fashion.
Third 😇🫡
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Hello
Theres some weird echo going on with your mic in this video, like the stereo channels arent aligned.
Ohhhh he cheating!!! I seen his screen!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m joking
Why don't u pick up Grendel lunches rounds?