Spider-Man BREAKS Every Bone in His Body
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- Опубликовано: 12 апр 2024
- I'm not even sure what to put here, it's in the title bro! Spider-Man get's pretty messed up big dawg!
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"Kennedy assassinated"
"Not news just a reminder" is legitimately insane 😂
In a world with like literally hundreds of shapeshifting assholes and clones (including robot duplicates both sapient and not), funnily enough I can see reminders that say at least "yes, the *real* JFK *is* still dead" being somewhat necessary.
@@MusicoftheDamnedwith shapeshifters and AI we are fucked
I read it "not jews" and thought that was the joke 😂
Don’t forget the image in the bottom right corner “fact checkers dug up the (unintelligible word) president for conformation”
Plus a photograph of his skeleton, that they apparently keep on dislpay like budget Lenin.
Can’t wait for the MCU to break every bone in Tom Hollands body to adapt this iconic story.
“Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.”
They tried that with Tobey, but the most they broke was his back.
Well to do that they’d need to do an origin story for each bone
"What do you mean, you don't want to do this scene with method acting?"
good TOBY IS BETTER!
Can he swing? From a web?
No he can't, he's in pain
Watch out, here cams the spider ball!
*Spider-Man screams in pain*
But he CAN!
He mostly just uses himself as a wrecking ball though.
Spider-Ball, Spider-Ball,
He’s the guy that can do it all,
Hits his foes with his bod,
Always in pain, he curses God,
Look out! There goes the Spider-Ball!
That's right, he's Pain-Man now, due to an accident that left him in crippling pain.
I like the implication that Spidey was kinda chill with the avengers using him as a bowling ball, he only gave into the pain once he realised he was stuck like that with MJ
I just liked she didn’t even notice, instead just wondering why Pete still hasn’t proposed. Fellas, if you find a woman who still wants to marry you even after you broke all your bones, she’s a keeper. Because remember, there’s only one bone that matters and it doesn’t have an actual bone inside.
@@lawrencetalbot8346 thanks, now it's not funny anymore
Lol I did hear him screaming something as cap picked him up. Odds are he was telling them no and they didn't listen😂
@@duncanchillake8024 better than the direction i thought it was going in
@@lawrencetalbot8346 I think if the woman you want to marry doesn't care about you being in horrible agony, she must be able to do something phenomenal in the bedroom to still make you want to marry her.
I like how the 2 people just broke the 4th wall
Why is that?
@@Handle35667 they...
They said the title of the video...
@@Handle35667are you asking how someone could enjoy a gag or are you just stupid?
Deadpool: Hey, that's MY gimmick!
They have to read the title to be sure they don't turn up for the wrong video.
Seeing actual animation movement in a Solid JJ video is so surreal for me. At least Spiderman actually somewhat resembles the body proportions of an actual spider
Those are clips from the actual cartoon. Spider-Man really did that.
And he actually got a woman to voice a female character.
Wild!
@@tlst94 "Woman"
It only looks like animation. jj pulls of the illusion with a series of still frames in rapid succession. He’s not actually filming live cartoons that are moving, like in real animation.
"This isn't news, just a reminder" IS CRAZY 💀💀💀
To be fair, just last week, the Jonas Brothers were under fire for possibly being Skrull impersonators
I mean, they were, but that's besides the point
Spider-Ball, Spider-Ball, please help him he's in so much pain.
Watch out, here comes Spider-Ball!
Spins a web, dead inside
Look out! It's Spider-Ball!
Is he round?
Listen bud
He's got radial, spherical blood
Can he swing
From a web?
No he can't
Cuz he's a ball
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ball (cap threw him)
Sometimes "being Peter Parker is suffering" is just a joke.
Occasionally though, the universe is done fucking about.
"LOOK, MARY-JANE, THAT'S AN EXTREMELY VALID QUESTION BUT PLEASE I HAVE BIGGER CONCERNS RIGHT NOW"
I love how everybody just ignores Spider-Man's desperate cries for help.
Is JJ an actual Spider-Man writer? This is pretty accurate
Well, it IS New York City 😊
What? I thought he was having a ball.
You have a time stamp for his cries for help? I watched the video twice and didn’t hear anything like that.
@@specialk5523 Take my like and go think about what you just said!
The fact they’re still using Spider-Man’s hurt body as some kind of weapon is both sad and hilarious 😂
Also, it sounds like a canonical spider-man story with the way they like to treat him 😂
The weapon part is incidental. The real story here is the rebranding to sell more toys.
@@D-mann-9000
More like a “cannon ballical” Spider-Man story, amirite??
Cuz he’s…he’s kind of like a cannon ball, especially the way that Captain America launched his bleeding and crumpled body through the air just as if he actually was one.
If it works don't change things.
He turned himself into Sonic The Hedgehog. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Spider-Ball, I need you to distract Kang."
Captain America hit Kang with Spider-Ball almost as hard as Kang hit his girlfriend! (...Allegedly.)
“On it!”
I love how as soon as he gets hit with Spider-Man he falls into the family guy death pose
brian! no!
Good old fashioned family values.
@@Ilias2
on which we used to rely
I sent JJ almost 4 minutes of takes for that one line I have no idea if he used the best one
How about now?
Which line was that?
@@GrizbyK72 kang’s line
“NOT NEWS, JUST A REMINDER”
That has to be the funniest one off jokes you’ve ever pulled, JJ. Absolutely hilarious
This one is even more surreal than usual lol. I like how two randos from the street manage to 'rebrand' a horribly wounded Spider-Man as some sort of Spider-Ball so much so that even the Avengers don't question it.
🎶Spider Ball!🎶
🎶Spider Ball!🎶
🎶Does whatever...🎶
🎶And that's all! 🎶
that bystander in the right looks so pissed off if he keeps getting interrupted
I like how you make old spiderman have a 40 years old voice despite supposedly being a teen/man in his 20s, just like the old series.
"Are we getting married or what?"
Well yes, but actually no.
Spiderman as a ball is just hilarious🤣
The funniest thing is that I'm sure that the Avengers alone have like a half-a-dozen ways to fix this even without the involvement of other New York superheroes like Doctor Strange who also could.
Movement, the evolution is real
Stan Lee rolling Spider Man across the red carpet is something that he would have approved of.
"I can see inside my skull!" absolutely got me. Your videos are always a treat. 😂👍
you know the strange thing is, i couldnt hear hugbees voice, but now that I know it's him, i cant unhear the natural cadence he has
I bet that he wished his “Spider-Powers” included a Chitin Endoskeleton to help soak up damage
0:50 1 of 2 poses you know someone is truly defeated.
Webbed streak, rolls on by
SPIDER THE HEDGEHOG!
Broken, in pain he cries
SPIDER THE HEDGEHOG!
SPIDER! He can’t come undone!
SPIDER! Please call 911!
SPIDER!
It's a wonder he's alive!
Look out, he'll come for you
SPIDER THE HEDGEHOG!
Vengenace, is all he'll do
SPIDER THE HEDGEHOG!
SPIDER! He can’t come undone!
SPIDER! Please call 911!
SPIDER!
It's a wonder he's alive!
It's a wonder he's alive!
It's a wonder he's alive!
Congratulations, everyone. I sang that to the SATAM tune and it gave me wonderful childhood memories I didn't know I had... of SPIDER THE HEDGEHOG!
Wow the blood shot with Kang was such a smooth transition
Spiderman's sacrifice for planned decomcracy will not be forgotten
He proved to us all that he has the strength and the courage to be free.... Now he's a Hellspider!
This universe having its own animated show would be wild.
"This just in, My bones a' crushed!"😂
Oddly enough,Spider-Man breaking every bone in his body has has happened multiple times in the comics
Spider-Ball
Spider-Ball
Broke his bones and lost them all.
holy crap lois!! ANIMATION!!!
That's sweet how even if he's a literal ball now, MJ still wanted to know if they could get married. Raimi MJ could learn a thing or two from her.
Fellas, get yourself a girl like MJ in the 90's
wow, the universe for real was just like "Screw fucking up his life, get 'em folded."
No matter what happens we cannot escape the jfk
1:00 GODDAMN IT! I saw what you did with his hand!
lmfao
Ooo I think the art like does a really good job of capturing the old sort of style with the shadows on captain america specifically, that looks really good!
M.J. is definitely a high value woman. She's sticking by her man, and she actually got voiced!
Solid JJ pulled out all the stops for her 5 seconds in this bit.
NGL Spidey neither screaming in agony nor just blatantly passing out from the sheer amount of pain he must feel , i think its not the broken bones , its the massive Spiderballs he has.
Average pain spidey goes through in one comic issue 💀
I’m surprised he even lived that long after that collision LMAOOO
Another Episode Of: Why do the writers hate Spider-Man?
Because he is a character they are allowed to hate by editorial.
They aren’t allowed to give him good things, on the other hand. At least not long term.
I’m starting to think that he can’t normally do that
And yet it’s still less painful than what the writers would put him through
"Are you thinking what i'm thinking? Weird sex stuff!" That line gets me every time 😂
"Hey Spider-Man, do you want to go out for some sushi?"
Spider-Man: "Don't you dare get spider rolls!"
Spider-Ball, Spider Ball
A JJ and Huggbees crossover, hell yeah
I appreciate that you have recognized current clickbait trends and mocked them accordingly.
Which trend is this one? I've not seen anything about it yet.
@@saadkamal5528Well, besides being a clickbait title only tangentially related to the video content, it more specifically resembles the style of these weird comic videos that have been aggressively recommended to me. There's a narrator who sort-of . . . summarizes an on-screen comic? I'm struggling to describe it. It's very movie-recap adjacent, with a splash of meaningless lore.
This is one of the best series on RUclips! Thanks for all you do!
The fact that MJ asks about marriage knowing his condition, means she's real one.
This short managed to give Spider-Man a better life than the one Marvel Editorial gave him in the comics
Also I hope you consider making one of these for Godzilla, Mothra and King Kong or just the misery humans have to endure with giant monsters running around.
We're getting closer to actual show writing by Solid jj
Huggbees! So thats where you have been!
I could tell huggbees from a smile away
I love Huggbees and seeing him here has made my day!
YOU CANT HIDE that Huggbees cameo from me! As if I wouldn’t notice the voice of the greatest comedic genius of our time
J Jonah Jamison: "....well shit if it means he keeps getting used as a blunt instrument of justice, screw it, give Spider-Man some popular press for a change."
This is quite possibly the funniest video you’ve ever made 🤣🤣🤣 you’ve truly outdone yourslef
You know I think this is still a better treatment he’s getting than in the comics
Spider-Man is a hell diver now
I love how he went from using shots to straight up having some drawn in.
Hold on, is nobody else going to mention the Stan Lee cameo in this one? That's the single most unexpected thing in this video!
This videos quality is absolutely amazing.
This is the darkest one you made yet
A perfect quicky. Love the longer ones but for those to work you really need a few videos like this every once in a while to help keep the surprise factor golden
You know you’re terminally online when you can recognize Huggbees is in the video simply from the inflection of his voice when breaking the 4th wall…
…
… I need to get more Vitamin D…
"Spiderman, Spiderman, end his suffering if you can. Help out! Pull the plug for Spiderman!"
The animation was pretty unexpected but awesome!
Spider-Man breaks every bone in his body; a couple of bystanders break the fourth wall. Sounds about even to me.
I love the unique drawings
lol!! I ❤these videos!! Great job! Please keep them coming.’ 😄
And they said spider man would never be ballin
Spider-ball spider-ball dose whatever a spider-ball dose! Can he swing from a web? No he can't cause his arms are broken! someone call a ambulance for spider-ball!
I absolutely love how nobody carss that Spiderman broke every bone in his body and turned into a ball and everyone loves it.
Saw you on the guest list for Momocon a few months ago. Can't wait to see you there.
Woweee, production value was crazy
This is just how the ol' Web Slinger gets treated in his own books.
an animated solid jj skit, dang. jj is movin up
0:48 I’m almost convinced that cap’s trying to get peter killed💀
I love the Stan Lee cameo with Spider-Man suffering still in his permanent contortionist ball form.
The line “I can see inside my skull” is actually really horrifying
The Avengers finally got tired of Spidey turning them down.
Doctor octopus: HURTS BAD DON'T IT
This is so awesome!!!
I just want to take a moment and appreciate the sponsor blurbs that Solid JJ does. He does a new one for ever video and the tired energy is very hilarious.
The quality of these videos:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
That was genuinely good for a short skit
"Call the AMbuLAnCE!!" gets me for some reason. 😂
Somewhere, Kingpin is laughing his butt off, seeing this as the perfect karma for Spidey.
Of COURSE MJ is more focused on sealing the deal than sealing a casket that DOESN'T have her future husband
"it hurts so f*ckin' bad"
I'm laughing so fu*kin' much!
the budget must be insane for this video
chill