Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Why Humanity Should Not Be Enslaved

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Primearch-GG
    @Primearch-GG 2 месяца назад +273

    Damn, the amount of copyright lawsuits that are going to happen once humanity joins the galactic senate is beyond count!

    • @tobiasmoller3837
      @tobiasmoller3837 2 месяца назад +26

      we are sending this out there via satellite, do I see no ground for a lawsuit

    • @TheDreadfulDrifter
      @TheDreadfulDrifter 2 месяца назад +33

      @@tobiasmoller3837 You, in your, rational common sense mindset, sure ... the corporations however?

    • @GrigoriZhukov
      @GrigoriZhukov 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@tobiasmoller3837 LOL, earth lawyers won't care and once the study galactic law? ROTFLMAO, the various nations empires and companies will fear earth's corporate lawyers.

    • @Primearch-GG
      @Primearch-GG 2 месяца назад +7

      @@tobiasmoller3837 no payment or permission for copyrighted material prior to production of remakes of said property.

    • @DavidVincent-f5l
      @DavidVincent-f5l 2 месяца назад +7

      Out of pure spite. The lawyers, our lawyers will make sure that it equals our current population amounts.

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 2 месяца назад +56

    "Hearths of Iron 4 sound plays" - the words "CULTURAL VICTORY" apears on the moon with a confused picture of the irl equalivant of adam next to it

  • @severdislike4222
    @severdislike4222 2 месяца назад +129

    Mmmmm, shitting on Disney. I like this author.

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger 2 месяца назад +111

    Now everything makes sense with the House of Mouse.

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 2 месяца назад +3

      I wish it was that, I have heard it is worse then that

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 2 месяца назад

      the mouse is not pleased

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 2 месяца назад +1

      @@boogrs55 Good that the mouse is mad.

  • @lucasclaxton612
    @lucasclaxton612 2 месяца назад +5

    "Let them evolve, and we get an ending to One Piece that's actually good." Had me DYING.

  • @LibertyWolf1
    @LibertyWolf1 2 месяца назад +9

    I knew it!!! I just knew that KK was an alien!!!!

  • @vexile1239
    @vexile1239 2 месяца назад +85

    😮Ok, so kk is a power mad alien? That is one hilarious way to describe her 😂
    As long as those "specimens" are allowed to live comfortably it should be fine

    • @EllenbergW
      @EllenbergW 2 месяца назад +12

      It all suddenly makes sense 😄

  • @reuvenpolonskiy2544
    @reuvenpolonskiy2544 2 месяца назад +3

    Starting project codenamed: Critical Drinker

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 месяца назад +70

    The house of mouse is not pleased.

    • @WamSUBNZ
      @WamSUBNZ 2 месяца назад +4

      The house of mouse should stop and wind back say 30 years and try again
      They've out grown their britches and now seem to think they are infallible forcing things out
      We could of course simple not give them anymore funds since they insist on doubling down and destroying more

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 месяца назад +1

      @@WamSUBNZ Could not have said it better.

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 2 месяца назад +37

    I knew Kennedy was a lizard.

  • @JulesandGigi
    @JulesandGigi 2 месяца назад +4

    So that's what happened to Disney! Iger the lizard.

  • @northwolfb.a.d3828
    @northwolfb.a.d3828 2 месяца назад +11

    I can literally hearing the smuk on his face when he says this company and laughter

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 2 месяца назад +24

    Me, a human: Ah wait... you guys are anime fans to? Awesome.

  • @TacticalBeard
    @TacticalBeard 2 месяца назад +5

    The ending was great lol aliens are killing Star Wars

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 2 месяца назад +14

    I laughed at the One Piece joke and got really angry thinking about what they did to Star Wars. 😂

    • @Lunzatis_Palemoon
      @Lunzatis_Palemoon 21 день назад

      To be fair to the alies, KK is a rogue agent so the aliens can't be completely blamed.

  • @richardm3023
    @richardm3023 2 месяца назад +2

    I regret that I have but one thumb to put up. Excellent.

  • @bigearl3867
    @bigearl3867 2 месяца назад +20

    You just made me smile as I remembered the film Seven Samari which became the Magnificent Seven in the west.

  • @josephwilliamson6053
    @josephwilliamson6053 2 месяца назад +9

    Kah-thaleyn Kahn-idy the incompetent…. Makes total sense now

  • @ghelmet2701
    @ghelmet2701 2 месяца назад +20

    Now this is what we call Extreme Plagiarism.

    • @bradleyadams5252
      @bradleyadams5252 2 месяца назад +6

      The lawyers will have a field day with this...

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 20 дней назад +1

      So will the Gaia Limited lawyers, their plagerism is what saved humanity afterall...

  • @Sora-md1ye
    @Sora-md1ye 2 месяца назад +1

    They'll be lucky if we don't mass produce the Doom Slayer's BFG when we join the intergalactic community.

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 2 месяца назад +4

    Blame the Xeno's for acolyte!

  • @MetalheadAndNerd
    @MetalheadAndNerd 2 месяца назад +4

    We can at least respect the Shakespeare loving warrior race with ridged skulls. 😂

  • @matthewshiers9038
    @matthewshiers9038 2 месяца назад +17

    Not the direction I expected that story to go, but it's a good one!
    Also, the Sharsha might not be quite as frightening to the humans as you might think, at least not all humans.
    Familiarity tends to temper fear by minimising that Unknown factor. To that end, the Sharsha could easily become formerly misunderstood friends to humanity.

    • @ElFeN69WoLf
      @ElFeN69WoLf 2 месяца назад +11

      I’m more worried about the rule 34 community getting with viewing distance of them…

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 месяца назад +2

      Hey, if they don't have acid blood and don't use parasites to reproduce, they'll be fine.

    • @peterhacke6317
      @peterhacke6317 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, we don't need to protect humans from them. We need to protect them from the monster f***er.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ElFeN69WoLf What stopping them even now?😏

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 2 месяца назад +4

    Yeah the new Godzilla movie was brilliant imho. Really rooted for the guy his "wife" and daughter.

  • @Sheluvyoshi
    @Sheluvyoshi 2 месяца назад +8

    Thank you for making another banger I watch your videos everyday when it’s slow at work

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 2 месяца назад +1

    I smell royalties!

  • @month32
    @month32 2 месяца назад +4

    In the far future... One piece still goes on. They have put oda in a dreaghnouth chasis, and he can still write.

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 2 месяца назад +4

    I'm also blaming Ubisoft, EA, and this dumpster fire currently raging in the games industry on them. XP

  • @ssw84
    @ssw84 2 месяца назад +5

    I was looking for this! I heard this months ago but was driving so I did not see the title! Awesome!

  • @Myomer104
    @Myomer104 2 месяца назад +2

    Interesting how it seems video games haven't caught on amongst the aliens...

  • @Zaluskowsky
    @Zaluskowsky 2 месяца назад +14

    is that we will rock you ?

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 2 месяца назад +2

      What else?

    • @Engletroll
      @Engletroll 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes, it is a galactic famous song.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Engletroll I wouldn't surprise if that become their national anthem or military march song.

  • @Ruriko-Is-Playing
    @Ruriko-Is-Playing 2 месяца назад +3

    Ending to One Piece... Right... Sure... Let them dream of and ending 😂

  • @whyjnot420
    @whyjnot420 2 месяца назад +4

    Kathleen Kennedy being an alien would make far more sense than reality currently does.

  • @Whisper555
    @Whisper555 2 месяца назад +4

    Now it all makes sense
    Damn aliens

  • @rkoff5744
    @rkoff5744 2 месяца назад +1

    Wow! 😳 What great reasons!
    😂😆🤣

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire 2 месяца назад +3

    Yes, let's blame alien for those bad seasons in divertissement>

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 2 месяца назад +5

    One Piece!!!

  • @CodexisInkwind
    @CodexisInkwind Месяц назад

    Kennedy being an alien is the perfect answer

  • @craftysmithkeith3653
    @craftysmithkeith3653 2 месяца назад +2

    bet they've seen The Thing and its prequal The Thing

  • @66Lynnie
    @66Lynnie 2 месяца назад +1

    No one checked out the daily soaps? Days of our lives is still running

  • @randompersonnobodyknowsroa2
    @randompersonnobodyknowsroa2 2 месяца назад +8

    Grrrrr we hate slavery! Blis, go gettim!!

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 2 месяца назад +2

      I bet you would finde a lot of willingful! :3

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 2 месяца назад

      Says the guy who's pfp is a willingfull slave to an asmathic potato

  • @markbeiser
    @markbeiser 2 месяца назад +6

    So that explains JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy!🤔

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 2 месяца назад +2

    Did Yogi Berra grade the planet?

  • @daavocadoguy5733
    @daavocadoguy5733 2 месяца назад +6

    tamale
    *aw im late...

  • @LA-fb6pw
    @LA-fb6pw 7 дней назад

    This is a great and funny twist. Also really explains the rubbish been churned out these days.

  • @wbrennan2253
    @wbrennan2253 2 месяца назад +1

    "Year Zero" by Rob Reid

  • @Engletroll
    @Engletroll 2 месяца назад +1

    Loved it.

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 2 месяца назад +2

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Good one!

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 Месяц назад +1

    Will this explains Taylor Swift and Green Day 😂😂😂😂

  • @greap2294
    @greap2294 2 месяца назад +3

    Any idea what the sharsha is?

    • @Engletroll
      @Engletroll 2 месяца назад +3

      I recommend the alien and aliens franchise for a hint.

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 2 месяца назад +4

      xenomorphs from Alien. (acid for blood)

    • @greap2294
      @greap2294 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lupaswolfshead9971 thanks

  • @redeye5515
    @redeye5515 2 месяца назад +6

    i hope they didn't secure any huamn children becuase that is a no no

  • @orionlynch7592
    @orionlynch7592 16 дней назад

    The one piece comment, aliens of culture

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh 2 месяца назад

    Noice

  • @RockyX123
    @RockyX123 2 месяца назад +2

    Wow, so they ruined one piece. God dam aliens!

  • @paulmitchell179
    @paulmitchell179 2 месяца назад +17

    So aliens are the reason the new Star Wars suck. Woke is from outer space😂

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 2 месяца назад +7

      The new Star Wars movies don't suck because of wokeness. They suck because of horrible, incoherent writing.
      I've never met anyone who thought "wokeness" was a bad thing who could actually explain what it meant.

    • @garethmcguinness377
      @garethmcguinness377 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@Mark73 say it louder for the people in the back

    • @JulesandGigi
      @JulesandGigi 2 месяца назад

      ❤​@@Mark73

    • @JulesandGigi
      @JulesandGigi 2 месяца назад

      Didn't Earn It DEI means you hire for sexist, racist and heterophonic reasons instead of talent, hard work and performance. Equality of outcome forces everything to the lowest denominator instead of promoting excellence. I am a mulatto Cuban born who grew up under communism.

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 2 месяца назад +1

      @@JulesandGigi And that is relevant, why? Is there any evidence that's why Kennedy was hired?

  • @kennethmana3103
    @kennethmana3103 2 месяца назад +5

    So this story implies that all the woke shit that is happening in Hollywood is all cuz of them 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sovereignty3
    @Sovereignty3 29 дней назад

    The are working in the fashion industry too!
    ruclips.net/p/PLiWhFIFD0TaPDTE-Zuj-k5wxWP1_qqVd3&si=s-Ok-UrHUitvtW6v