The Dank Express
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Movie: The Polar Express (2004)
Music: Initial D - Deja Vu
Outro: Sunbeam - Outside World (DJ ChlpStyler Remix)
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Bet
Aight
MineTronic tbh This is better
My God you're so close to 100k! Congratulations, you was and will be my favourite YT channel!
@@user-lo8mo8qo2q Thank you :)
This has transcended shitpost status to literal unironic art
Lol
fr
damn it's pc and Mac advisor guy thiojoe
Wait what
Hello there.
The Polar Express was an off-roader, it was too advanced for its time. It remains an underappreciated steam engine to this day.
It was a magic train. That's why no-name dude was able to stand on it. You couldn't do that irl.
@@bandoned11 no name dude 😂😂
It had a flux thing from BTTF
@@tankunicorn134 my brother says it's a flux capacitor and it can "teleport" you anywhere in the world.
@@bandoned11 yea sorry I forgot the name
I just realized how epic this scene is even 16 years later
the motorman is a fucking madman
17
Yeah that was quite funny of the skeleton blowing a horn that was four times
@@user-ko5kk9ud8k conducted or the driver?
Ikr
This wasn't the golden age of memes, it's the platinum age.
nah
*this is the diamond age of memes*
nah
Its the OMEGA age of MEMES. I saw this when it came out as a kid every day, and couldnt breath every time i saw it XD
Nah
*ITS THE UNIVERSAL AGE OF MEMES*
Nah
It’s the MULTIVERSAL AGE OF MEMES
Nah
IITS THE TIATANIUM AGE OF MEMES
Person: “Hey what’s your favorite Christmas movie?”
Me: “it’s complicated”
My favorite Christmas movie is die hard
Rapcitti street kids believe in santa is mine
Yeehhhh😂👌
Never heard of that movie before? Is it recent or old?
@@darkotazy Old...
I miss these days of the internet. Gone, but never forgotten
Author, Madame
Gave this a like so you can see it again.
If this is in your recommended, youre a main character in history
Well thank you, i feel honored
Yes
Thx 😊 I just watch memes they make my dAy
So im a main Character
Thank you
it's insane how much internet humor has changed in 5-6 years man
well it has happened again, and I'm a part of it.(Watching other videos)
Ain’t no humor anymore lol
"All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"
The train:
No shit
copied
@@BoredBoi0348 Nah the person who posted the other one had copied this cause it's a month ago and the other was a week ago
Oh shit here we go again
This is the only meme that you can't say *CoPiEd* about it
Historian: so tell us about when you were a kid, what was culture in the 2010s?
80 year old me:
lol
@@sleepyAnti 0:44
@@professionalprocrastinator980 haha
Define nostalgia
@@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel
N. U
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T. Gay
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This entire movie scene is such a giant throbbing middle finger to science, and I love it.
Bollywood as a whole is fisting science deep in the butt too
No replies?
@@youngboy9102 no bitches?
@@youngboy9102 :'(
Just yeah makes so much sense. because First of all that is a magic Bald Win and it should be heavy enough to break the ice immediately as it got on it. Also that’s probably why it’s my favorite scene in the movie AND don’t get me started on that Wheelslip those wheels should of exploded right of the engine or the engine itself should of exploded and revealed what’s inside that big boiler so you are very much right.
I miss laughing at things because I was too confused to care wtf was happening. This is a shining example.
That engineer sure has some skills, driving a train out of the tracks is insane
That is driver but he could be an engineer
Juan Out of the frozen lake TO the tracks
yes
Imagine being the last cart😳
I know!!!
Mom: the internet is a dangerous place!
The internet:
I saw this meme not long ago
ruclips.net/video/3z4ghS1nZbk/видео.html my stupid friend
This is the most likes I have ever received
It's dangerous for my ears.
shitpost status
My childhood just got a million times danker
Same
Yup same here!
Damn you rotten teenagers
Right
I watched this when it came out in 2017, and I come back to it every now and then. This was the golden age of memes, and I want nothing less. The amount of DANK memes in thus video is top notch. Farewell for a time, until I come back to this video.
5 likes and no replies? let me fix that
I join the homie squad as well.
Bro i watch dis when 2015🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨
“How to drive a train”
Google: Describes the process of how someone drives a train
Bing:
Yup
At least it does the job
@Flamingo ` Not really...
Amazon Prime Video:
@@seb99342 lol
Friends from distant lands, we are assembled once more to pay homage to this ageless masterpiece.
I am watching this from 2017 to 2022.
yes.
We’re all based af
Amen
this will be something I will always love considering I love the polar express movie and the dank express is just amazing and the memes and especially the music is just perfect for this scene
Now that it’s 2020, I’m declaring this nostalgic.
Agreed
Sike
@@Zalidia THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
@@seanp7517 oooOOoooOOOH
@@Zalidia memes are not dead
Morgz channel is dead😎
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz
Millennials: Enjoy your trash, we have treasure
Correction: Gen Z made this treasure
@@SalvadorUnited yes
For those who say that this isn’t funny remember, this was made in 2017 and videos like these were GOLD and funny as hell so don’t say it’s not funny you toddlers
Yes!,!!!
Still is
Still funny af
I see the video as a cool video rather than funny, even when I first watched it, and I still watch it to this day.
y e s
Me: I'm failling my chemistry so far, let's study
Also me:
Dude, same life, just a different household.
Well you could consider this...physics revision...
@@spy4307 oh I wish
Can we just appreciate that this exists
Captain rex its an honor
DE-JA-VU
Yes
The best meme in all history!
I’m so confused...
I watch this every Christmas as a tradition 😂
Was just gonna comment that lol
@@doitforacookielol same
You guys too?
1935: “I bet there will be flying cars”
2018:
*2017
There is a flying car
A drifting train?
*2020
There are sliding trains dude..
Still a timeless masterpiece. This must be studied by future meme makers to come.
True cinema. 10/10
Ok
@@MemeSFX you’re gay
Yes Master goli, sir.
Noot noot
this is the pinnacle of all memes...
People:"dreaming about their crush"
My dream:
XD
#relatable
"Shut up Girlfriend, I just want to be happy"
-Random Guy I guess
literally had this same thing happen to me last night, had a dream about learning how to drive a car (I'm 15) and suddenly I was somehow drifting a mercedes...
Good one
This is a meme time capsule
This is a relic for all the future generations to look back on
Teacher: every dream has a meaning.
My dreams:
Pretty cool dream ngl
Teacher: Except for that one.
Your dreams definitely have a meaning it means that you'll be a conductor one day and drive the dank express
@@controlledby4865
Epic.
Oh Gosh yeessssss XD
these are some old school memes
never forget your roots gamers
*Never forget..*
*”mlg memories flooding back”..*
Il never forget them
To quote mandalorian
This is the way
Yes'ir
* MLGs flooding In my head and causing nostalgia *
0:44
"It's time to stop!"
**proceeds to moves the wheels forward**
I literally died at that part
Well the train's wheels did stop for 1 milisecond xD
N O
This is a certified hood classic
2 likes and no replies? let me fix that
2015 : Classic meme
2016 : Dank Meme
2019 : DANK EXPRESS
2020 : Dank Idk
Dank r34
Sapateiro Valentin oh hell naw
@Aaron Huyen sorry m8
AND FOLLOW DAMN TRAIN CJ!
Joooooo slovak cs
*Sitting in the Bus and laughing like a idiot while everybody is looking to me*
I think I was in the bus too. Have you brown/black hair?😂
Me too lol
when your friends don’t understand your need for eurobeat
Kansei dorifto!!!!!!
My first response to this video was WTF! LMFAO! LOL.🤣
Sitting on my bed during a party crying my but of. #relatable.
All memes aside, this movie is nostalgic as f**k.
I watched the whole movie its good and sad :D
Yes the movie is great
This guy got the top comment wtf 😭
Whats the movies name?
@@toomo5 polar express.
Gen Alpha Kids: This is Cringe
Gen Z: NO, YALL ARE CRINGE, THIS IS ART!
Fuckin true
TRUEE they’ll never understand the golden age of memes
You mean the diamond age of memes
The Polar Express - Directed by Michael Bay.
Marshal6000 The DANK Express - Directed by Micheal Bay
Marshal6000 Starring Fujiwara Takumi as Train Conductor
I remember watching that... Twice.
That scene was never in it.
coming in 2420
Marshal6000 no by Michael dank
*"it is time to stop"*- said no one after watching this 45 times
Not even DIO the road roller wanted this to stop
I have lived a good life,knowing I watched this video
:D
THE BROTHERHOOD OF SALT
aszta
No Kidding! ^-^
I had one knowing I'd lover it!
is it a ytp or mlg
6 years later... and still one of the funniest videos on the internet
From the Golden days of the internet
Wow... This was more than just a random video filled with memes, this was an experience.
:)
1Up Gamer
Download it OFC
now in theaters
Carlos Flare shut yo sensitive ass up
Hleghe *never mind I just cried
Nobody:
RUclips at 3am: Dank Express
???
Boi
???
Like 👍
Nice cat pic
03:19
666 likes wow
I'm so glad this was in my recommendations
Lol same
FangirlMadness meet tooo
LOL same
YEAH SAME
FangirlMadness same
Memes aside, that engineer has some major skills.
1. Navigating a derailed train, turning it around.
2. Driving a derailed train on an actively breaking ice lake
3. DRIFTED a derailed train controlled solely by levers, on an actively breaking ice lake.
Legendary
“ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!”
😂
Gta reference
Cj:Big smoke, Tell me, how the fuck should i follow a drifting train
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DRIFTING TRAIN
@@Twistedm1ndset I thought it was minecraft
This film was soooo ahead of its time. Developers and animators did a great job.
True, we watch this movie every X-Mas, looking very forward for this year's one 😁
@@_Jac0bs_ same just like Rudolph as well the stop motion version that animation was way ahead of it's time too
@@_Jac0bs_SAME
My mom: _Why do you want to be a conductor?_
Me: *shows this video*
Mom: SEND THIS MAN TO A CONDUCTING SCHOOL OR SOME SHIT!! MY BOY GOT DREAMS!!!!!
Lal
Well yes you should
Yee no
To hit the fattest dab on a drifing locomotive? sure go ahead.
1:18 i can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂
2017: Meme
2019: *How To Drift With Train*
alan killer1250 lol
Looooool
alan killer1250 facts
Xdd
no just no
Wonderful
I wish you I will rate 420/420!
Jim Guy shit the original name
Jim Guy it's perfect. isn't?
Jim Guy ikr
Jim Guy Iam youre 420 like
Ayyyyyy
The internet: Here’s a good polar express meme
Me an Intellectual: They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
Ah, i see you're a metalhead of culture as well
What makes you say that?
Also if that’s a compliment then thank you
@@jadentheprinceofdarkness4824 Isn't it a reference to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne? I wrote it for that reason bruv
Fair point
Yes it’s by Ozzy
Ah I see ur a man of culture aswell
When I was in I think the 6th grade I was part of the robotics club and towards the end of the year after our competitions, we had a party. One kid I noticed had a hard drive on his lanyard and I asked him why. He immediately gave the most devilish smile and said “oh, you wanna see?” He plugs it into one of the rooms computers, at this point like all 8 of us were crowding around him. Turns out it was just dozens and dozens of memes. This was the first one he put on and as a room of middle schoolers with no teacher supervision we lost our utter shit. Thanks for becoming a core memory
This video sums up an entire generation of memes. We'll never forget Dank and MLG
Yes
Agreed
Pathetic
this, absolutely, the golden age of memes
Sadly, Dat Boi died. He was riding beside the train, but he wasn't seen after when the train escapes.
Litning Makween he probably drowned when the ice broke.... R.I.P. Dat boi
Atleast big smoke is alive...but still ;( we will miss dat boi
Litning Makween *KERCHOO*
And at least Thomas is alive too. RIP Dat Boi
Dat bot is a frog He survived
Litning Makween he ride to home he ride to home😢
Friend: last night I dreamed that i went out with my crush!
My dreams:
Qwñrryhk🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Same bro 🤣🤣
I dream of slaughtering millions
DAEJA VOOOO
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And oh, the background music! It is nothing short of a symphony for the ears. The way it harmoniously blends with the sound of static and distorted audio is simply ingenious. It's as if the audio engineer intentionally wanted to recreate the experience of listening to music through a broken radio in the middle of a thunderstorm. How profoundly avant-garde!
Let's not forget the visually stunning imagery that graces our screens. The choice of a dimly lit basement as the primary setting is a stroke of genius. Who needs natural light when you can bask in the enchanting glow of a single flickering light bulb? And those exquisite piles of clutter and random objects strewn about, perfectly arranged in a way that only a true visionary could comprehend. Truly, it is a sight to behold.
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this film should be used in school to describe and illustrate all the film techniques out there
"Dad can we watch Polar Express this Christmas?"
"Hold my beer son, I've a better version:"
That will be me as a father
@Zach Evard San Miguel NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLLY???
1900- Flying cars will be there
2019- DaNk vEhIcLes
Hello fellow big chungus
Dead meme
biggggggggg chungus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
1900- Ever heard of gta online
that's what she said
I wonder what the other kids were thinking in this scene.
I thought the same thing
They are probably like
WTF WHAT IS HAPPENING🤯🤯🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯😳😣😣😟😫😩😭😨😨😓😨😨😱😱
@@MisterYEET5766 *Cum* 😫 Xd nevermind this was actualy good vid the DANK MEME EXPRESS 👌
@@MisterYEET5766 what
NANI?! KANSEI DORIFTO?!
I miss these days. Now memes last for a week and are not so funny, but back in the golden age timeless classics like this would be made and are still hilarious to this day.
This will be the only movie we see Tom Hanks dabing over a train drifting in ice
XD IKR
@@robertchapman2174 to
@@robertchapman2174 go
It's so strange seeing this version after watching the original every year on Christmas 😂
@BENJAMIN RANDALL same
Your profile picture give me anxiety and asthma.
@@smashblade6482 that's the effect if you are not worthy
Lol me too
Same.. I've always loved the movie, but ey, *this is pretty good.*
We need a modern version
my comment for 451 likes
@@kacperokruszko4377 stop flexing yo nooble arms before I flex my body builder arms
This comment needs more likes
Yes
This is modern tho...
The fact this still appears in my recommended list every now and then tells me that I still haven't changed all that much.
What if the dank express is the last remains of old memes trying to escape the grim reaper of dead memes, but the train loses most of it’s memes. But the memes in the front survived and became text to memes.
You see, most of the "dead" memes are converted into NEW memes, but some such as somethin labeled as 'Project Desti' seem to pop up randomly on SFRU radars. Those that cannot be converted are sent to where SMG3 is ATM.
@@camman3740 SuperMarioglitchy3.
Simple, just be a MEME NECROMANCER like I
Hello class today we will experience what driving a train is like
Girls: This easy you just need to stop and pick people up and get to the next station
Boys:
It's a little more complicated than that...
Freight trains: hold my diesel
ME I like trains
Train: rolls over m
Ooof
Also boys: 0:15
This is why I lost WW2
Fuck
How are you still alive then and here is proof... how did you comment this becuz the world war 2 there where no mobile phone and there was not youtube in world war 2 so
adolf Hitler=illuminati comfirmed
You lost but you didn't actually commit sudicide
I fukin hate you but atleast you subbed to poodsw
@@2numbernines get r/woooshed baby
Ahhhh the yearly retreat to the dank express for Christmas and it’s as beautiful as I remember
Basically, Shitpost back then.
It was... it truly was
mlg and dank memes were the peak
its all a downhill fom there
yes
These memes are only dead for those who weren't around during this golden age of memes.
1919: there will be flying cars in a hundred years.
2019 drifting train.
You mean 2017
It was recommended in 2019
Also 1919: bro what the heck is a car
It came out in 2017 and hi
@@FlamingPikachu horse😂
Qqshzzrzvxkoiiiiijdjzhsirjdhrk8frjducwi85uyght4wqijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiii>iiiiiiiu makes the train 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚂👌
It runs on memes and weed
Lol so that's weird
Zane's weird?
I new it!
It burns Lots of memes printed onto logs, and boils liquified Weed
DANATRON 101 they're trying to get to Snoop's place for more weed and memes
DANATRON 101 don't forget the most important part! Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Every few months I go through the cycle of remembering, rewatching, and forgetting this masterpiece exists
I'd like to see someone recreate a whole movie with memes.
There’s one on RUclips: The Dark Night: Ballad of the N Word
I would laugh so much that I would be able to breath lmao
Yep lol
Aight
YeAh
*this is what i called.....*
*-ART-*
#SoTrue
ok
Call*
-THIS IS NOT ART-
ruclips.net/video/bIOiV4d1SVI/видео.html
Mom can we have Thomas the Tank Engine?
“We have Thomas at home”
*Thomas at home*
well i like it
Btuh who needs Thomas when you have this. Drift train
Bruh I'm jealous
Bro bro
Excuse me what the f*** lol
6 years later I think it's safe to say this is still a certified hood classic 😎
This is the spiciest, best quality meme video I've seen in a while. Sir, you have my respect
Some Guy Kai same here my dank bro
Shut up normie
Jack Divito normies think they've unlocked the ability to call memers normies
Dear god.... They have evolved.
Bro normies get out!
Its good to watch this during Christmas
Edit: Wow 126 likes??
xd
yee
One step cliser to chrismouf
im jewish
YEET
As a Steam Engine enjoyer, Polar Express was always and always will be my #1 Christmas Movie.
And the way I wish we remained in 2017 rather than now, is actually worrying ne
This was the peak of memes, no other ages memes were better than this, I remember showing this to everyone at school and this entire video just brings back such vivid childhood memories
The Dank express with music is the best video meme !!!
Woj_2000 music title pls
ESTAROSSA - Initial D - Deja Vu
Ezra Sitompul Darude - Sandstorm
Woj_2000 I agree
Woj_2000
Teacher: What Film Should We Put On Only Christmas Movies.
Me: D A N K E X P R E S S.
Girls: What?
Boys:
0:12 one of the greatest J-turns ever pulled
Edit: damn son i got 174 likes! Nice
Amen
How it feels doing any racing game:
Agreed!
If those idiots could grab a pin I wouldn’t need to show my true power.
@@theofficialpolarexpress could you defeat shaggy though?
I wish the entire movie was edited like this
Yet, we all still come back to this old dank masterpiece...
it never gets old I dont know why but jesus I love it
@@Hen3349so true
literally me when my mom tells me that
*”we’re getting you a car.”*
I got this comment to 69 likes. You’re welcome my dude
Andrea Rogers thanks uwu
*_And then you wake up~_*
Rasmus Lyngklip aw shoot-
Girls at 3am: how to pet a cat
Boys at 3am:
How'd you know?? XD
Are you a wizard
Leo the Wolf SFM and animation they petting a certain type o cat you knwo
Its 1 am :/
@@6Six6Six6Bruh Umm......... Oh my God no......
This was the golden age of memes
I’m so high right now and this just took me to the frickin 12th dimension bro I swear
mehehehehe
WHEEZE
You're my hero
Pass the booz
@@muwalaatabdshaheed2530 *boof
Trying to remember the test answers.
What I see in my head
1890: WE INVENTED THE CAR
2019: how to drift a train
It's 2020 not 2019 edit this comment
Witam
@@18436Melissa they made that comment before it was 2020
They're gonna be studying this in history class in the future.
Why this is not in RUclips rewind 2018????
Alberto Iturra because this is WAY better than rewind
Cause this was made in 2017
CooCoo no it’s not... ITS SO DAMN OLD
Because RUclips is gay
Cause this was released 2017
It’s underrated that with the help of an engineer, the conductor literally Tokyo drifted a train on ice.
Do not underestimate engineers
and solved a practical problem
Quality memes and editing
420/69
bestatgames9 I prefer 420/69
bestatgames9 you mean *0/0 [AMAZING]* ?
I prefer 666/69/86
bestatgames9 👌
bestatgames9 i prefer 360/10
Whos here from 2024🎉
Me
Me, and this is a throwback
me too
Me
Isn’t this weird that we all responded on the same day?
Just a normal day of Russians driving the train
Rosdiamond Gaming nope
Rosdiamond Gaming it's memes
Meanwhile at Siberia....
Karp Raper Ele só fez uma piada. Deixa de ser babaca....
Karp Raper Не кукарекай
imagine watching this in 2020
Lol Go1
Legendary, epic, awesome 👈👈
Even Better
It says a day ago so you're not in 2020
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Movie: The Polar Express (2004)
Music: Initial D - Deja Vu
Outro: Sunbeam - Outside World (DJ ChlpStyler Remix)
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