Nope the universe is 13.8 billion years old and earth 4.5 billion years old and life has been on earth for 3.5 billion years and humans have been on earth for only around 200,00 years
I agree, but they would've definitely been on the menu prior to raw oysters! I mean, I love raw oysters, but the first person to crack one open and think to himself, "Yeah, that looks tasty" was completely out of his gourd! LOL
@ragingpatriot772 I understand the logic... I really do! I would be the first person to say I will eat almost anything, but trying to put down something slimy is not something I would do. Yet, I will admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite for eating raw oysters. I guess my early exposure to seafood helped.
Especially since these guys have blue blood 🤢 But it blows my mind people like lobsters 🦞. They are just big bugs in water. Originally they were used for fertilizer or fed to prisoners and slaves. But now they are associated with fine dining 😂 ahhhh marketing you slippery dog
Looks appetizing ! More on horseshoe crab : Despite not being globally endangered, some local populations of horseshoe crabs have faced declining numbers due to habitat loss, overharvesting, and environmental pressures. Their vital blue blood contains a unique substance used by laboratories to test medical products for bacterial contamination, ensuring safety in equipment, vaccines, and more. This makes horseshoe crabs crucial to healthcare quality. A rough estimation of the worth of one liter of horseshoe crab's blood ranges between approximately $15,000 and $60,000. One horseshoe crab could potentially be worth a hundred dollars to a few thousands depending on multiple factors. Next time you see one people, you might want to reconsider the idea of stepping on it and eat it as a salad. Oh and btw, when their blood is drained, the animal is kept alive and put back to the ocean. Thanks these weird creatures for their contribution to our medicine.
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if im stranded on a deserted island.. and there arent any edible plants.. and there isnt any fish in sight.. and these crabs are swimming around in abundance.. and im starving my ass off... i will continue to look for fish.. lol..
I hate that every single person who replied is too stupid to see the sarcasm r/whoosh (there was a deleted comment that said something like "damn that's an old ass crab" I think. And everyone thought the guy was being legit)
Kabuto (Japanese: カブト Kabuto) is a Rock/Water-type Fossil Pokémon introduced in Generation I that can be resurrected from a Dome Fossil. It is Omanyte's counterpart.
@@DarkCryosis why it doesn't care about your life. Or about the life of the animals it eats. As long as they are not overfished, like their Asian cousins are, killing and eating a few here and there is nothing bad. Besides morality doesn't exist in nature just the need to sustain one self and spread genes.
Doesn't have to look good to be tasty. I ate snakes, duck embryos, worms that magically appear 3 months a year, would have missed a lot of delicacies if I judged by the look.
You sure its safe to eat mirelurks? Should have some radaway just incase. EDIT num. 2: If no one has realized the joke yet, it is a fallout joke from the fallout series
I bet the horseshoe crab's family is like: Son:"Hey dad where did grandpa go?" Father: "Son he endured something worse than death. He became a salad." Son: *Pikachu face*
I was on the beach today down in everglade city and the horseshoes are coming ashore to mate theres 100’s of them everywhere, its like a huge sea-shore horse-shoe orgy ! I was wondering if i could eat them and now you’ve answers my question now i want to go back and get me about 20 of them. i just need to see if there is a proper time to harvest them. Im so ready to eat these bastards. Thx alot im excited to try it. Ill eat and or try anything until it eats me, cheers!
@@xxfalconarasxx5659 Don't you love watching Asians eating the eggs of endangered species that they weren't allowed to capture in the first place, all for a YT video?
Certain organs and flesh of herbivorous animals are fine, But eating the harvested remains of an aquatic animal that are unfertilised eggs (not to be confused with chicken eggs or bird eggs which are completely different if you know what I mean) is kind of messed up.
Alot of people on here cannot seem to differentiate between a 450 million year old species and a 450 million year old animal, this animal in particular is not 450 million years old, that particular species of which that animal is in has had virtually no biological changes in the past 450 million years. The animal itself is not that old.
Definition of virtually - 1 : almost entirely: nearly 2 : for all practical purposes virtually unknown - Source: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtually
Horseshoe crabs are harvested for their blood, then released into the wild. Only a small portion of their blood is extracted so they don't die. Only some of the animals die, mostly due to stress, most don't. It's a lot harder to extract the blood than jabbing a syringe into its body, they have to be taken to a lab and carefully monitored during the process. Plus, scientists have found ways to artificially generate the active chemical that they're after, which is cheaper and more environmentally sustainable. Most of the threat to them is from overfishing and destruction of habitat.
Wonder what the first person who came up with the idea to eat it was thinking: "oh, jolly goodness! a giant cockroach, that looks quite like a delicacy!"
Aww. do you know how many of these things are slaughtered for their blue blood and how much good it does for Humanity no because nobody ever checks Wikipedia or even doesn't basic knowledge check before they make their comments on RUclips
That thing is foul and disgusting looking. the fact that anybody would eat something that looks like that. disgusting thing has two eyes on the outside of his shell on the top. You can see them when he's holding it over the cooler. 2:40
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Whipsters Idle the horshoe crab, though not a crustacean, is not related to all arthopods, but the closest are the spiders, sea scorpions and trilobites. Trilobites are ancestors of all arthropods (arachnids, crustaceans, myriapods, lepidoptera, hempitera, chelicerata).
man to people now a days that just shit n watch youtube videos he is a savage. Savage used not in a barbaric way but as in he hunts/gathers his own meal.
ShiroTada I have a feeling people actually think this is 450B years old itself, and don't realize he is talking about the species in general, no these things only live to about 10-20 years of old age
Well, these comments (and dislikes jesus) sure are out of hand. I liked the video, don't know about you guys. Except the part when he ate it. And it dragged on. That was cringy.
Im not vegan and im not happy happy with the fact he catches animals that people probably shouldnt eat anyway right out of their natural habitat and eats it can't he just eat farm grown chicken?
There's a RUclipsr here who found a fucking deep sea isopod in a canal by a hooters in plantation Florida. He and his grandma ate it. Eating a horseshoe crab is nothing worth being scared about after that shit lol
Horse shoe crabs die all the time simply cuz they get flipped on there back and can't turn over until water comes back usually you'll find em cooking in the sun.
Bryan 8 Ball Pool *walks up towards the salad and eats a bit of it* That is so delicious *grabs it and throws it inside the van with the rest of the stolen money*
Snow it’s cause other people r saying stuff like “imagine living 450 million years to be eaten as a salad” so it’s not so obvious for the retarded people that live in this world
pok jib lol Some random jackass on youtube apparently knows better than thousands of dedicated scientists testing and proving evolution through embryology, paleontology, geology, relative dating, radiometric dating, genetics, etc.
Horseshoe crab: lived since Cambrian explosion and watched the rise and fall of the Dinosaurs, the Romans, and nearly every Empire in history. Some dude: yum
I think there is a reason this thing is still around after all those years. Its basically 90% shell and 10% gross lookin roe.
No 🤦♂️
No, the species have been around for 450 million years, the average lifespan of this crab is normally 20 years.
Grand Priest lilijli if we’re being scientific it’s technically not a crab instead its relative of spiders and scorpions
@@lilijli or maybe the earth and universe are not as old as some say :P
Nope the universe is 13.8 billion years old and earth 4.5 billion years old and life has been on earth for 3.5 billion years and humans have been on earth for only around 200,00 years
The inside look like left overs in a fridge that have been waiting for 450 million years
Alex Connor hahahahahaha!!! XD
Alex Connor 😂😂😂😂😂
EMP_ ReVeRtz
They can't answer because you didn't let them, you just put it in one comment lol
absolutely right
This guy is eating its poop. He dont know how to clean lol
Fun fact, these animals are not actually closely related to crabs. They're closest living relatives are spiders and scorpions.
Logan Klinepeter it makes sense
Eating them spiders. LOL.
I had spiders in Cambodia, it was really tasty!
And them Face huggers from Alien
Logan Klinepeter I knew this.
Can you imagine how HUNGRY someone must have been to find out this bug taste good?
😂🤣 same
I agree, but they would've definitely been on the menu prior to raw oysters! I mean, I love raw oysters, but the first person to crack one open and think to himself, "Yeah, that looks tasty" was completely out of his gourd! LOL
Dude oyster are nasty! I would literally have to be on the verge of death to slurp down one of those slimy boogers!
@ragingpatriot772 I understand the logic... I really do! I would be the first person to say I will eat almost anything, but trying to put down something slimy is not something I would do. Yet, I will admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite for eating raw oysters. I guess my early exposure to seafood helped.
Especially since these guys have blue blood 🤢
But it blows my mind people like lobsters 🦞. They are just big bugs in water. Originally they were used for fertilizer or fed to prisoners and slaves. But now they are associated with fine dining 😂 ahhhh marketing you slippery dog
oh my lord. an Asian with a southern accent. my life is complete. thank you.
Fatal Lox
I had no idea the person speaking was Asian...i thought they were Caucasian.☺
me too! lol then the face reveal....
Fatal Lox I thought it was a white dude
Wolfiez 302 no he isn't, your just a fucktard
Fatal Lox shit I didn't realize till he started eating
Would I eat it? Hell naw. Would I watch you eat it? Sure.
HAHAH
Pretty much 😅
Deathmasque it's illegal to catch horseshoe crabs
I couldn't even get that far into the video.
awsomenes dragon how do you know it's illegal
You feeling it now mr krabs
The Flash Clips 😂😂
lemme ask him.
Christian Tom you're hella stupid 😂 have you not seen any SpongeBob SquarePants episodes ?
Christian Tom 😑
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Looks appetizing ! More on horseshoe crab :
Despite not being globally endangered, some local populations of horseshoe crabs have faced declining numbers due to habitat loss, overharvesting, and environmental pressures.
Their vital blue blood contains a unique substance used by laboratories to test medical products for bacterial contamination, ensuring safety in equipment, vaccines, and more.
This makes horseshoe crabs crucial to healthcare quality. A rough estimation of the worth of one liter of horseshoe crab's blood ranges between approximately $15,000 and $60,000.
One horseshoe crab could potentially be worth a hundred dollars to a few thousands depending on multiple factors.
Next time you see one people, you might want to reconsider the idea of stepping on it and eat it as a salad.
Oh and btw, when their blood is drained, the animal is kept alive and put back to the ocean. Thanks these weird creatures for their contribution to our medicine.
your comment should be pinned, nice plus to this video
Afterwards you can clean it and use it like a stylish hat
You could make a pretty badass suit of armor from horseshoe crab carcasses.
damn right xD
crab armor! Yes!!!
Roberto Martinez yes!
I've seen shells on the beach before, should've used it as a hat
*Kabuto fainted*
*Kabuto DIED*
Lord Gaben kabuto fucking died and got Eaton by a Asian man
Human earned 10 fishing points
*Level Up*
Will you let Human learn new skill good taste?
No
Will you let Human learn new skill bad taste?
Yes.
Which move do you replace?
Master-Fishing Cooking
RUclips editing. Hobbies
(Continue for me)
Hahahaha
Imagine this thing being 5 feet tall with scythes lmao
The inside of that crab looks like a yeast infection :/
STOP IMA VOMIT
lmao
Donny Walters lol I know right
omgwtfbbq lmao
Joshua H how does a man know what a yeast infection looks like? 😐
Stop eating our Pokemon's. RIP Kabuto!!! 😭
Never even evolved
Pickatue is next just wait
Ricecrispys are the b3st 😂😂
Stop bullying kid
@@f3ar710 its spelled pikachu.
if im stranded on a deserted island..
and there arent any edible plants..
and there isnt any fish in sight..
and these crabs are swimming around in abundance..
and im starving my ass off...
i will continue to look for fish.. lol..
bye felicia
slikdarelic lol, same. fuck that shit.
slikdarelic, indeed. Those shits look disgusting
joke on you guys then, because it's fk tasty
slikdarelic I agree, they don't look appetizing whatsoever. That's probably why they're so abundant.
There was a reason why they have been alive for so long. Nothing would want to eat it.
Except for this guy!
Thats true no dinosaur would want to munch on crab skeleton
Rojoranas until humans came along and decided OH HEY ITS A LARGE FISHY SHELL LETS COOK IT AND SEE WHAT 1% OF IT WE CAN EAT
Driftzz This isn't a crab. Its more related to spider.
Nyzellis let’s just call it a big spiky Shelly arthropod.
Imagine living 450 million years just to be eatin as a salad
Smoove kid Santi
you honestly don't think it's 450 million years old..
the species is
You slow?
To be that old salad is the healthy way to be
I hate that every single person who replied is too stupid to see the sarcasm r/whoosh (there was a deleted comment that said something like "damn that's an old ass crab" I think. And everyone thought the guy was being legit)
Where's the sarcasm. It's called stupidity, and you're his brother
Poor little dude was just cruising around minding his own business lol.
They have very few natural predators so he was probably really surprised to be caught by anything
yup, even humans dont really want to eat them thus they lived in peace for a very long time
their numbers are going down because of us lol
It's a she
I thought that was cute
Little did he know that the blood of that thing is worth up to 13 grand for medicine ect.
Kyle seriously
Its true.
He's living in key west he probably don't care.
yes the BLUE BLOOD is worth$$$$$
Only in large amounts.
he used it as a salad bowl 😂
Kevin Resendiz shell makes a great helmet.
I liked the presentation actually
No Future 68 lmfao
because thats how its traditionally ate, like he not only said in the video, but also wrote in the description.
Looks like diarrhea in a bowl
You look like diarrhea in a bowl
@@andon6520 LMAO 😂 😂
Naaaah
Thats because what he is eating isn’t the meat its its feces
7:04 - Aw, hell no!
Nothing here to eat.
for real... wtf
He killed it for nothing
Damn... How That Trilobite 2.0 could feel that.....
Imagine someone ripping your exoskeleton....
Damn Im not vegan but.... hell, i think Horseshoe crabs should not be food
So yummy
He was two weeks away from Retirement
She
LittleArmyNut don't assume it to have a gender
theonew that crab was male
Man burns sea shield on stove, throws grass on it and eats it.
Deserves more likes1
Try saying that 5 times fast
@@realshinydragonite1598 ez
@@igorman03 hahaha I don't even remember why I posted this 😆😆😆
LOOOOOL
Top 10 Pokemon Fatalities...
Him: Opens Horseshoe Crab
Me: BRUH... you really gone eat that?
Kabuto (Japanese: カブト Kabuto) is a Rock/Water-type Fossil Pokémon introduced in Generation I that can be resurrected from a Dome Fossil. It is Omanyte's counterpart.
pathetic thank you PoKeDeX
pathetic unfortunately this kabuto will never evolve to kabutops rip
Praise the Helix.
pathetic I've been waiting on this comment. lol
One of my favorite Pokemans!
did it taste 450 million years old tho
No more than 420M. A bit young tasting.
420M, COOK IT FGTS
Key West Kayak Fishing the blood is super expensive!! You should sell it!
it doesn't mean that crab still 400million old that guy cooking.. that crab still exist from 400million years ago with same shape..
Hamid Zamri I know. Plz don't kill the joke
I know everybody here including me was hoping it would turn out to look like lobster meat
@@Alino- spiders are basically land crabs. The meat tastes like crab
... I was hoping it would live
@@DarkCryosis why it doesn't care about your life. Or about the life of the animals it eats. As long as they are not overfished, like their Asian cousins are, killing and eating a few here and there is nothing bad. Besides morality doesn't exist in nature just the need to sustain one self and spread genes.
@@TheAdekrijger empathy?
@@zulvertho never heard of it.
Wtf. Guy turns a horseshoe crab into an elaborate salad bowl
Wtf slaughterhouses turn cows into gelatin, steaks, ground beef, leather and dogbones. It called using the animals parts.
Wtf. Guy turns bowl into an elaborate salad.
really no need to eat them have more potential in saving people than eating them. the greed continues
Us Asians, y'know
Y'all inwant to eat thia
That does *not* look appetizing at all.
Storms and Saugeye yes it does
It tastes really good
Doesn't have to look good to be tasty. I ate snakes, duck embryos, worms that magically appear 3 months a year, would have missed a lot of delicacies if I judged by the look.
dont you see he's asian?
you eat crab and lobster? just as weird looking
Be sure to have a radaway with you after eating that mirelurk.
Tu_Ta_Te youre amazing
or have Rad Absorption perk
😁
I've securated myself purchasing Skyrim and Fallout 4 before to eat it.
Tu_Ta_Te he's lucky it wasn't a mirelurk hunter
He just ate a big ass roach
Dj Rico i was thinking the same thing
Youare not wrong. Crustaceans are insects.
Ew what the fuck no way
No, they are not insects. They are closely related to insects, when compared to fish.
It's even worse than that they are Chelicerates. You know what else are Chelicerates? Spiders and scorpions.
Poor dude, survived millions of years of evolution just to be a part of some 40 year old man's s salad Rip Kabuto
@@alstn627 r/wooosh
@@gamersfun98 that isn't how you use it bozo
@@menage3234 it is tho
@@gamersfun98 I really don't think OC was joking about the age
Why people just don't want eat somethin normal?
I also saw this one, it bursted out my colleague's chest a couple of hours ago. Should I be worried?
No worries, just use your colleague's chest as a salad dish 👌👌👌
Alien 😂
@Womb Raider lol
Did he look into any suspicious eggs?
You sure its safe to eat mirelurks? Should have some radaway just incase. EDIT num. 2: If no one has realized the joke yet, it is a fallout joke from the fallout series
W1nter FTW well, after you cooked it, the radiation just gone, dog meat told me that
Etan Cao good point.
Hey, then you need a stimpak, do not forget it man
Me and piper got sick last time we at mirelurks without radaway
Beats eating squirrel on a stick
Might aswell put roaches ona stick with BBQ sauce
Lmaooo
They already do it, anything you can think of some one in some country in Asia has eaten it.
I mean, an arthropod is an antrhopod.
so shrimp?
More closely related to spiders than anything else ...
I bet the horseshoe crab's family is like:
Son:"Hey dad where did grandpa go?"
Father: "Son he endured something worse than death. He became a salad."
Son: *Pikachu face*
@Spariton you are an absolute fucking braindead lobotomite
I was on the beach today down in everglade city and the horseshoes are coming ashore to mate theres 100’s of them everywhere, its like a huge sea-shore horse-shoe orgy ! I was wondering if i could eat them and now you’ve answers my question now i want to go back and get me about 20 of them. i just need to see if there is a proper time to harvest them. Im so ready to eat these bastards. Thx alot im excited to try it. Ill eat and or try anything until it eats me, cheers!
Y'all fkn killn me wit this shit!!!!
She literally has eggs in her body, and you call her "Grandpa"?
@@xxfalconarasxx5659 Don't you love watching Asians eating the eggs of endangered species that they weren't allowed to capture in the first place, all for a YT video?
The Salad part looks goods
ONLY the salad part
But only looks good ;-;
Laughing Matador i
Laughing Matador I
I'm a very "don't knock it till you try it" sort of person but this might just be where I draw the line lol
it draws the line at endangered species
Certain organs and flesh of herbivorous animals are fine, But eating the harvested remains of an aquatic animal that are unfertilised eggs (not to be confused with chicken eggs or bird eggs which are completely different if you know what I mean) is kind of messed up.
@@unlimited8410 Never heard of caviar?
Then you are definitely now a "very" dont knock it till you try it person
They have deep fried rats and cow vagina cooking videos on RUclips they’ll make you never want to eat again 🤮
Looks like bird shit
true
Baby diarrhea.
That's worse!
ineedmondayoff looks like a bird shit had me dying Jesus Christ I was laughing so hard
Can't wrap my head around this one
One of the few times I watched a catch and cook I would not want to partake of....but very entertaining
Alot of people on here cannot seem to differentiate between a 450 million year old species and a 450 million year old animal, this animal in particular is not 450 million years old, that particular species of which that animal is in has had virtually no biological changes in the past 450 million years. The animal itself is not that old.
Really makes you think about how dumb some people can be...
Marty what you mean with virtual changes ?:o
Definition of virtually -
1
: almost entirely: nearly
2
: for all practical purposes virtually unknown
- Source: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtually
people are retarded..
Horseshoe Crabs are on the IUCN Red List. They're going extinct.
It looks like it has yeast infection.
I just almost puked 😂😂
i think its an albino
Kabuto.... noo!
It tastes like miltank!
Ω Pedro Silva Ω #TropaDoCafé#50Kantesde4m mataram o Kabuto :'(
Vinces and dog Playz no...
Hahaha on me 😂😂 that shit looks like kabuto
Evolve it into Kabutops
Those crabs are being hunted to extinction for their blood.
Blood is for medicine, right?
For the vampire market
Horseshoe crabs are harvested for their blood, then released into the wild. Only a small portion of their blood is extracted so they don't die. Only some of the animals die, mostly due to stress, most don't. It's a lot harder to extract the blood than jabbing a syringe into its body, they have to be taken to a lab and carefully monitored during the process. Plus, scientists have found ways to artificially generate the active chemical that they're after, which is cheaper and more environmentally sustainable. Most of the threat to them is from overfishing and destruction of habitat.
30% die
70% live
I feel bad for the crab she was just coming up to you to say wassup
Brett Lipsitz omg 😂😂 ikr..
Brett Lipsitz how do you know it's a she
ELITE GAMING-ROBLOX watch the whole video
Lol
ELITE GAMING-ROBLOX have seen the tits on that crab?
I bet theres a thai chef out there thats like "wtf are you doing?"
not even chef just thai people that mango part can make thai people scream but other thing he almost made it right
Im Thai and you guys are right
he lived 450 million years just for this moment
Zimmerman
W
Nah, she wasn't 450 million years old, they just haven't changed much at all since then. Horseshoe crabs spawn en masse, similar to normal crabs.
Sailor Pupitar thank u for giving us this information
it's like saying a chicken is a 230 million years old aves, it's the time around which they were first evolved, not their actual age
Sailor Pupitar He is actually not a crab, but more close to the spiders and scorpions.
Horseshoe crab: *Surviving millions of years*
Humans: *Consume*
Y, because humans are the only creatures consuming it huehuehue
Wonder what the first person who came up with the idea to eat it was thinking: "oh, jolly goodness! a giant cockroach, that looks quite like a delicacy!"
Kayumov Mansur lol
Peyton Hislop fax
Or maybe James Cook?
The person was probably near death to be eating that
nah, probably just curious!
For some reason I actually feel bad for it, it just seems so peaceful compared to other crabs
It's not really a crab actually.
1hunter201 same here but this is nature
It's more of a spider than crab
@@yalkn2073 🤓🤓🤓
same :c
Wait a second this dude needs some rad away mirelurk hatchlings meat gives rads!
OMFG YES
spunky bugon I tip my hat to you sir
spunky bugon I think I am going to get back on Fallout now
spunky bugon Another settlement needs your help.
spunky bugon I
Next weeks episode: Grilled cockroach on a stick sprinkled with crushed barnacles. Stay tuned!
Still sounds more appealing that that
😂
Bro is eating damn Fallout mirelurks 😭😭😭
Instructions not clear, Kabutops was not created
Kabuto*
Juan Karl he meant kabutops my man
juicebomb2 Kabuto is the smallest evolution
its kabuto
+force Gaming where is kabutops
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okensi123 when you switch to geico (also 15th like) :)
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okensi123 LMAOO 😂
okensi123 rofl
Lmao!!!
2:48 "Became a volunteer for the catch and cook" *as it tries to run away*
Mentally Disturbed Pervert “became a volunteer for the catch and cook”
“WHAT that’s not what I signed up for no no no no no no no no no”
Aww. do you know how many of these things are slaughtered for their blue blood and how much good it does for Humanity no because nobody ever checks Wikipedia or even doesn't basic knowledge check before they make their comments on RUclips
I don't think I'd ever have looked at that thing and thought, let's eat that! 😆
Real isopod hours
LifeAsAKoala in what way is that an isopod? We cant just misuse memes like that.
Isopod is peach and big eyes also its exist know
P
Smash that fucking like button
This is click bait it actually lives for 20 years
Little did u know it was a male and that row salad turned into a semen salad
Dave Burp... Obviously you don't know shit about Horseshoe Crabs.
Blow me bitch it was a joke
Edward Roach obviously you’ve never heard a joke
...Obvoiusly you know nothing about semen.
Obviously.... I just wanna say obviously too😁
What a bizzaree looking creature -coyote peterson
laswin edo be brave stay wild
Martyna Zzz we’ll see in the next adventure!
Pocket Videos it's sad when you watch him so much that you can imagine hearing hos voice.
Yeah and the crab it cought looks pretty cool
“What a bizzaree taste” -This mexican dude
That thing is foul and disgusting looking. the fact that anybody would eat something that looks like that. disgusting thing has two eyes on the outside of his shell on the top. You can see them when he's holding it over the cooler. 2:40
i‘m one of those people that are curious & want to try everything but those insides just looked nasty man!
It must be an aquired taste
It tasted surprisingly good tho
...
Then you are NOT one of those people that are curious & want to try everything
They have very little edible parts. And many who do eat these parts says the feel dizzy afterwards
1 quart of horseshoe crab blood has a price tag of an estimated $15,000.
Mark Leonidis 1 what?
You gonna need alot of those crabs to get even close to that.
Mark Leonidis why is it so much?
Because it has medicinal uses and there is very, very little per crab.
I drank mine with a little bit of Tequila.
More like ear wax remained inside your ear for 450 million years
Omid Raynor
Wait for asians to discover that horseshoe crabs are in extinction
Fun fact, this thing's related more to arachnids. This dude basically ate a giant vegan spider
yeah i was thinking that once he popped it open, i was expecting crabbish meat but WOW nah that's bug goo
Project World Cool
Project World pretty much lol
Lol he eating history
oh wow! a alien looking 450 million old crab *lays it on the grill*
I Abuse Fucken Paper you will have big problems in you'r life, i can already tell by your personality and that nonsense PP and PN. poor little guy
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A WILD KABUTO APPEARS!!
**POKEMON SONG PLAYS**
Professor Johnnie LMAO
Professor Johnnie cook it
Man uses fireblast i*t is very effective*
Crab fainted
This is utterly horrifying. God help us all.
It’s older than you
@DEAMON OfficialYT IDK, just pick one.
Interestingly enough, their closest living relatives are spiders.
ArmchairWarrior u mean crustaceans?
Jeff Liggett Im sure they are related to everything. 450 mil years go pretty far back. Lol
Ummm..... Spiders are arachnids right? And crabs are like crustaceans?
Whipsters Idle the horshoe crab, though not a crustacean, is not related to all arthopods, but the closest are the spiders, sea scorpions and trilobites. Trilobites are ancestors of all arthropods (arachnids, crustaceans, myriapods, lepidoptera, hempitera, chelicerata).
I figured trilobites. They still look pretty damn similar to one.
first video i have seen of yours. after reading your responses to comments, you sir are a savage and genuine person. for that reason i am subscribing
He doesnt seem like a savage person at all in the video?
man to people now a days that just shit n watch youtube videos he is a savage. Savage used not in a barbaric way but as in he hunts/gathers his own meal.
40% Comments: Did it taste 450 million years old?
20% Comments: HORSESHOE CRABS ARE GOING EXTINCT!!!
40% Comments: Fucking Disgusting.
ShiroTada I am the fucking disgusting
ShiroTada I have a feeling people actually think this is 450B years old itself, and don't realize he is talking about the species in general, no these things only live to about 10-20 years of old age
Well, these comments (and dislikes jesus) sure are out of hand. I liked the video, don't know about you guys. Except the part when he ate it. And it dragged on. That was cringy.
R.T how much is a quart?
1% Comments: 40% Comments: Did it taste 450 million years old?
20% Comments: HORSESHOE CRABS ARE GOING EXTINCT!!!
40% Comments: Fucking Disgusting.
my stomach was growling all kinda ways watching this,. kudos to you Sir. for a fabulous looking dish 💯👍
any video that involves cooking an animal is gonna trigger the vegan ppl.
UhOh-_- Casper yeah
Im not vegan and im not happy happy with the fact he catches animals that people probably shouldnt eat anyway right out of their natural habitat and eats it can't he just eat farm grown chicken?
How did mankind figure out what to eat and what not to eat in the first place?
Well, anything that involves cooking a person is gonna trigger non Cannibal
UhOh-_- Casper nice. can't wait for peta to be like WTF BRO
I thought you would eat the legs,
But no, you ate the raw moldy chewed bubble gum. D I S G U S T I N G
Dennis Huerta you can't really eat the legs of it since like on a spider they are hollow and move by pushing blood into them.
lmao
@@alex_inside dur. u didnt know that!!!
@@Peaches_H_Nyce I did
Like regular lobster or crab the roe is what you DONT eat
There's a RUclipsr here who found a fucking deep sea isopod in a canal by a hooters in plantation Florida. He and his grandma ate it. Eating a horseshoe crab is nothing worth being scared about after that shit lol
link?
Hahah catch em all fishing ate it and the grandma said he ate it in hawaii which it guaranteed to be lobster instead of an isopod
dieprideman Catchem all fishing boys give him a sub
yeah I saw that
If it comes from the sea it is good enough for me. LOL.
This is the real winner in the game of life, it reproduced and survived evolution for 450 million years.
Steve you just took "catch n cook" to a whole different level, ufffffff
You never know unless you try.
Key West Kayak Fishing catch and cook a hagfish pls
I was surprised I've never seen this fish cooked before ever, until I saw it opened up. I wasn't surprised anymore
Fish? Lol
@@AlexanderMason1 You get what he means dont be a smartass loser
it's an arthropod, not a fish
U calling that mf a fish? Lmfao
Horse shoe crabs die all the time simply cuz they get flipped on there back and can't turn over until water comes back usually you'll find em cooking in the sun.
The tail flips them over, hence why its so long
It actually is unable to, hence why there was a conservation effort in the 80's called "Just flip em"
adam lawlor it csnt support itd body weight. We find em dead on thr beaches constantly here on long island
adam lawlor believe it or not the tail can’t flip them over google it or watch the brave wilderness video on them
Someone's been wanting brave wilderness lately lol
Bruh we really out here eating the cockroach of the ocean
We are
You should have evolved it into a kabutops
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Eat some Rad-X first cuz I'm pretty sure that's a Baby Mirelurk.
X acot here comes a queen
Anything: Exists.
Asians: *Devour*
Nice 😁👍
FACTS
Yes.
CHINESE*
Flop lmao same shit
He sure isn't selling the horseshoe crab...but he sure does make that Thai salad seem good. (Without the horseshoe of course)
He threw up after the video
Bryan 8 Ball Pool lol
Yup, this does not look appetizing.
Bryan 8 Ball Pool *walks up towards the salad and eats a bit of it* That is so delicious *grabs it and throws it inside the van with the rest of the stolen money*
lol
Bryan 8 Ball Pool 🤣😂🤣
A red lobster ad played before this lol
That is hilarious. The Algorithm works.
This thing was alive when you put it into the fire you son of a btch !!!!!!
samet acar lots of shellfish are typiccally frozen before cooked. It puts it in a deep sleep and wont wake while being cooked.
The crabs arent 450 million years old, the species is.
r/woooosh
Wow you don’t say? Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious.
Snow it’s cause other people r saying stuff like “imagine living 450 million years to be eaten as a salad” so it’s not so obvious for the retarded people that live in this world
First, I would never kill such a beautiful creature and second I wanna vomit 🤢
rip kabuto 1997-201S
Elliott bmx887 LOL
Aubs ._. Lel
Aubs ._. Fr tho
Elliott bmx887 got cooked before it evolved
RIP Kabuto
Elliott bmx887 Cooked before evolving rip 1 kabuto 1996-2017
I'll take "I'd Rather Starve" for $1000, Alex.
I'd rather starve.
yeah same
Spoken like someone who's never gone hungry. trust me, if you WERE starving you would cry with joy to get the chance to eat that.
Suit yourself
Look up Isopod catch and cook
Johan TheGoat : Good! More for me!
finally video without Ads 😑
I personally wouldn't eat that just because it looks unappetizing, but good on you for finding food in the wild and making free dinner!
TheKandyCinema id be like "just pretend its guac"
TheKandyCinema too bad he chose to eat an incredibly rare and almost extinct animal.
Alexander Bohlin bruh what do you mean it's not even endangered
@@zimozhang5635 Yes they are.
@@zimozhang5635 Their population is down 94% in the last 40 years.
Should have waited till level 40.... smh😒
GrazinCowMC pokemon kabuto evolve kabutops lvl 42
This comment 👌🏼🔥
Sorry if I am wrong but doesn't Kabuto evolve at level 40?
NeonGamingLP he evolves at level 42... it's all good tho
The internet says otherwise but ok then. Still a good joke.
I've eaten a lot of things from the ocean, but I think I'll pass on horseshoe crabs.
LOL. The ocean always provides.
Favorite for crustceons has to be mangos shrimp for me, their meat is super sweet.
untipable me too.
i ate a dead japanese soldier inside a shipwreck once. best experience.
Paul NOT The Real McCartney I laughed
for real. looks like a roach with armor
Ugh. It doesn't seem worth it to kill this creature for so little meat... unless of course you are starving and need the protein.
I've always wondered why the horseshoe crab has never really evolved as dramatically as other creatures and why it has never gone extinct...
Obviously it's been doing something right, whatever it is it's been doing.
Bevause alot of them breed,n the female lay up to 60000 or 120000 eggs after mating
Because not bevause
Medieval Physician becos evolution is pure bullshit
pok jib lol Some random jackass on youtube apparently knows better than thousands of dedicated scientists testing and proving evolution through embryology, paleontology, geology, relative dating, radiometric dating, genetics, etc.
The flesh looks like bird feces.
Tall building thats right
yet tastes soo damn good
it's a kabuto!!😂
Sword protection.
Kitti Kat I was looking for this!
dude it actually is kabuto, does it mean kabutops is somewhere out there o.o
XD
Kitti Kat i wonder if it evolve while getting roasted, KABUTOPSS
Horseshoe crab: lived since Cambrian explosion and watched the rise and fall of the Dinosaurs, the Romans, and nearly every Empire in history.
Some dude: yum