Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal
This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.
lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy
Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce
This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people
"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"
I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking
It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)
I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more
Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set
With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.
What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.
In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.
It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁
Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it
In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.
About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.
I'm always amazed at seeing the careful and delicate procedures that are being taught to extract meat out of these shellfish. I always just grew up being taught to do it all by hand so knowing that there are actual tools and stuff is super fascinating.
Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.
I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this
I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year
I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”
i sometimes see these asian girls on my insta feed taking a huge bite out of a geoduck and sometimes liquid comes out the.. uh top.. yeah... yeah it freaks me tf out
Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.
A really close friend of mine sent this to me, as a comfort to sleep, I think I'm gunna be learning about a lot more on crustaceans than I thought I would in life, an, I'm happy about why
Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.
I didn't think I'd have any use for these skills cause I don't cook seafood as much but this one time my uncle teased me saying I won't be able to de-shell a crab and I proceeded to show him how to do it😁
Watching anyone with a passion info dump on their passion is so relaxing and interesting to me, especially if that passion is something I never would have learned about on my own.
I have seen this video so many times. When we went to Florida a couple years ago I ordered a Dungeness crab at a seafood place. It came to me whole after being cooked and the wait staff was so impressed at how I could get everything out of it without using any tools. The only thing I needed a tool for was to crack the big claw. Eveything else I cleaned out by hand. Most delicious meal ever! Thanks to this video I even showed a couple others how to really take apart the crab to get the best experience. It was fun.
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His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.
@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky
And live ones!
I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive
Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.
Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid
He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.
You got me
Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal
So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh
They were already dead 😉
@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head
I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.
Nobody:
Free school counselors:
It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.
make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill
The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.
Ez kil
This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.
SAMEE
Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason
Same
Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch
4 yrs later and I still will just watch this before bed
I will forever appreciate this man for so calmly telling me how to execute seafood so I can eat it
Its seafood, so.... Yeah.
yes
Yesssss
cutting a lobster in half, doom eternal style
@@Davidpoland2005 stolen comment smh
I like this guy, he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing.
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol
“It’s just the nervous system reacting”
*The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*
O-O
lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou-
humans: mmm yummy
^__>
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”
Brain: Learn to open shellfish
Me: Why?
Brain: You gotta
I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂
*y o u m u s t*
@@daisymay6505 me too lol
I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...
Icronixi r u fr?
“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.
LMAOOO
Fat Taebooty heheh
Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂
666 likes because this is cursed
Aidens Toy Room nO
Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce
This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people
"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"
Same thing for caviar
@@meteorytekrenaryte
Johnny?" .. Johnny"! .. JOHNNY!!???"
Cool I broke his brain"
Yeah and caviar was also served in bars for free and a lot of the time just thrown away
I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking
I’m so happy there’s no more annoying audience sounds whenever the names of the shellfish came on. I’m glad the editor learned from their mistake(s)
Ngl I feel alone without the studio audience
Yeah like that fruit video.
The dude: This is a apple.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! Oooooooooooo!!!! 👁️👄👁️
Kurogane -sensei in the fruit version of this, there were annoying audience noises
8:05 *CRUNCH*
It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)
Extra calcium.
@@haunteddestiny312
Exactly as I thought 💀
How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao
@@gothcsmblunt force trauma
do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!
My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.
Lol
@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*
Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask
@@yeye1031 uhh
@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me
I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it.
Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more
I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.
Exactly 😂
💯
Ikr #hypnotised
Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.
Moan meep
Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set
To be fair most fish dont have aposable thumbs that can get under the hinges of the shells where it's nice and weak
Also if the roles where reversed the lobster wouldn't need a knife to do that
I mean, fish don't have knives specifically to tear apart armor.
With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.
There's actually plenty of examples, even on land, of exoskeletons or shells being impenetrable until you find the weak spot..
“Twist until you hear a crack”
chiropractors everywhere: correct
They're fake
@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????
@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god
@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom
@@christianmclean9891 😂😂 wh- WHY 😂😂. That shouldn’t be funny by put it is lol
What I learned:
Lobster leg meat is fun and easy.
Crawfish head juices are delicious.
European flats taste like batteries.
Geoducks are unique.
Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.
I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.
😂
The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.
Good thing too because it's delicious
In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.
@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that
Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.
Are you funny? No.
@@Zikeal-d4l damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment
@@account-rx7xb hahaha
@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.
nobody:
This man: casually eats the entire cast of Spongebob in half an hour
considering its called the krusty krab and some crabs are cannibals....i don't think mr krabs is too unhappy about that.
@@dasutanehineri I never wanted to know that my boss eats his own kind
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.
@@dasutanehineri Krabs was his family name
I swear this would be 10 times better if u remove nobody and the colon after man
It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁
People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please
@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.
@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class
I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂
But I get what your saying
If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!
This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested
True.
And for some reason also hungry.
That’s the most factual statement in this comment section
Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear
honestly im not disgusted this is cool
my man murdered the lobster then disassembled him like a lego set
Frosty Fries_xx nobody cares
@@RynoESOX how big are you my friend
@@cr1spy.s0cks92 yeah I felt the same when my grandma brought a live hen to the house and killed it in the backyard
Manifest Evil bigger than you in the right spots
Manifest Evil weeaboo
Years of evolution for humanity...
Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas
йуандэн джав
"become the most feared man across the seas" XD
Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers
He's not handsome
@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.
8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!”
-Sea Captain
quarantine rlly got me falling in love with a man who taught me how to assassinate a lobster
I’ll love him foreve
I mean its not really an assassination, more like an execution
honestly same
Robert Schlenzer r/wooooosh you missed the joke
@@cyphuss1715 r/woooosh you missed the purpose of the subreddit, also stop linking subreddits here
Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing?
Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it
HAHAHA YES
Haha best comment here!
Family: what why
You: handsome lobster man said so
We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs
knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...
Crabs : develop a strong body armour to deflict predators
Human: "and we'll snap that right off"
Humans: and we took that personaly
The joys of opposable thumbs!
Aye you gave me a good chuckle with that one-
It’s the thumbs. Separates us from them
@@madisonbrown4367 our thumbs also separates them from themselves
In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.
thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.
party pooper
This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me"
*Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*
Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen
@Davxnte he has 3 knives
You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes
Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]
Underated comment right here
"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you."
"C O C K L E"
Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣
Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?
@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”
Time stamp?
@@victory8992 29:22
One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat.
Other brain cell: They got every type?
THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.
Exactly
I feel attacked
Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot
In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm
31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*
I am not a chef, I hate cooking, and I’m allergic to seafood. Yet I watched this entire video and thoroughly enjoyed it. 10/10
I was allergic to octopus and squids but I was delighted if seeing them. After forcing of eating them, I became immune to it
@@arolemaprarath6615 bro straight up said "no" to allergies 💀
@@Tunasandwich793 "Allergies rate dropped to 0%"
@@threshgotico4081 new achievement "how did we get here?"
I'm allergic to you
WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF
Yep
when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v
It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.
Chill Boi idk man
@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs
This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster
Xd
Finally someone said it
I rewatched like 15 times
@@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT
@@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it
About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.
So kinda like that ketchup precum?
@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !
In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.
@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.
@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?
I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.
Mortal epicurious
Doom glory kill
public execution
Lobster stood no chance
I'm always amazed at seeing the careful and delicate procedures that are being taught to extract meat out of these shellfish. I always just grew up being taught to do it all by hand so knowing that there are actual tools and stuff is super fascinating.
Between a knife and a chopstick, I make do as well, but this is fascinating.
Right? Like, why'd we stop just squeezing until the shell breaks? That worked fine for every crab I've ever eaten lol.
Same, I’ve only ever gotten cut once.
@@impishlyit9780 Exactly. I walk 25 miles to work every day just fine. I don't get this whole "car" fad.
mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck
me: he's circumcising it :0
🤣🤣💀
I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that
Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame
There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.
God foken dahm
Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.
Yeah!
Seems like something an alien would said 🤨
@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.
hey bro you good now
@@wyntryx7977 i think tables changed, and lobster had a great dinner tonight
@@yesofcourse3972 r/cursedcomments
F
@@Ech01 no
Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat*
Humans: *Yüm*
Raven Horan looool
How does an animal evolve?
Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.
@@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn
Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?
31:45 "You're gonna want to just tap.. slightly.." *CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*
I found one of these at the beach the other day
I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is
also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this
“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun
LMAO😂😂😂
Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder
Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah
ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane
@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing
Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient.
Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.
Shellfish: *confused blub blub*
2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans*
“Yummy”
@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july
@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!
Hemmar
Shellfish: ahh yes millions of years for these adaptation
Humans: so just cut this and open this
Shell, meet steel
steel, meet fire
fire, meet water
😂😂😂
water, meet hydration
The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent.
🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆
I’ve watched these fish videos like 4 times. I’ll never use them, but it’s really relaxing watching this.
Ya same
Are u a gemini?
I too enjoy seeing previously alive animals being opened :)
@@davidtomsa6864 signs mean nothing
@@davidtomsa6864 thats the stupidest comment I've laid my eyes on
Crabs: no one can break my armor
Humans: crack, it's that easy
Aamey Playz Armour*
FrozenStreams Armor*
It's free real estate.
Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀
*R-more
Something powerful about the way he just rested his hand on the writhing food corpse and said it’s just the neurons firing.
Truly a display of dominance and a warning to other sea creatures
@@angelicicarus8578 it's about sending a message
Just warning all sea creatures that he exists.
Crustaceans don't actually have real brains, their nervous systems basically just react to stimuli so yeah, that's exactly what's going on.
@@angelicicarus8578
🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣😁😁🤣🤣
I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year
When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running
THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT
Also that made me laugh too hard.
Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂
I can confirm I do run away
Lol
I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”
Truee
*Everything's tasty if you're hungry enough.*
Imagine the guy doin that to a f$ckin geoduck
@@bugsauce2261 true for everything especially highly radioactive newly formed corium.
@@patmurph7769 I mean, it do kinda look good tho.
Imagine how hungry the first person to eat a geoduck was. "I'm soooo hungry, yeah I'll eat that giant wrinkly phallic thing with a shell." Yum!
If u actually try it, geoduck is really good.
@@iyang2341 i mean isn't it basically a giant clam? i'd be more confused if it didnt taste good lol
eri139 yeah, it’s literally just a large, long siphoned clam.
i sometimes see these asian girls on my insta feed taking a huge bite out of a geoduck and sometimes liquid comes out the.. uh top.. yeah... yeah it freaks me tf out
cheskypooo Haha 😂
This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.
What mad lad took a look at a sea urchin and thought to himself "That thing is hiding something delicious, I just know it"
considering we’re also the ones who bred plants for centuries just to make spinach, i’m not surprised
I bet that is the same person who look at the durian and think it is hiding something. And also the one who discover honey.
What mad lad took a look at a cow and thought to himself "i wanna taste that nipplejuice"
What type of person saw snails, ate them, and was like "this is really good" gave it a fancy name and started selling it like a delicacy
Otters!
Him: *Assassinating a lobster*
The music: *Let's get funky*
He also killed a scallop
Begone gacha channel
LOL
@@swagman_2226 begone small infant
I was smiling after he killed it
"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible"
Brings down the force of a thousand suns
Now that’s a comment
Reminds me of Imperialdramon Paladin Mode
“Blood for the blood god!”
Killing is never the humane way
@@Randommovementsyt btw plants also have souls.
I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos
Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video"
Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"
dear god
Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am!
Edit: It's January 1st, 2021
@@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash
Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes
I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning
Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin
I feel bad for laughing.
And hits you with it for throwing out the legs
If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.
oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.
i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices
Somewhere in the sea..
Fish: how to crack every human bone.
Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK
I love it!
shark: *laughs*
That’s what chiropractors ate for
Sharks already know how to do that lol.
Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.
i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”
you’re not yourself when you’re hungry
@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!
Shannille Carter thank you thank you
when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol
You can eat anything if you’re brave enough
He is so professional. He didn't even make one Geoduck joke
People: allow us to introduce ourselves
I didnt know what you were talking about till i got to the part☠☠☠
Probably because he's made all the geoduck jokes.
I was wondering what you meant by this until I got to that part and my jaw dropped
He's pretty aware though. Stating not to let its appearance deter you from trying one.
*„These are a west-coast species of crab“*
Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_
😂😂😂😂
lol u are to funny
🤣🤣🤣
Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*
Lmfao underrated comment
A really close friend of mine sent this to me, as a comfort to sleep,
I think I'm gunna be learning about a lot more on crustaceans than I thought I would in life, an, I'm happy about why
sleep? no
watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S
So true 😸
Accuracy 100
Who Just Said my name
@@julianhering4194 ???
@@GoofyGoober4432 what?
"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible"
*brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*
His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?
Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”
I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂
Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain
Lobster got bodied
"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today"
...
today?
Lol 😂
Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.
Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.
Mike Leslie times get desperate
Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.
I didn't think I'd have any use for these skills cause I don't cook seafood as much but this one time my uncle teased me saying I won't be able to de-shell a crab and I proceeded to show him how to do it😁
Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT!
Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp
We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.
Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh
@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew
“We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible”
F I N I S H H I M
*F A T A L I T Y*
@@tmoc888 i was jsut about to say that aha
*GAME!*
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
*REMATCH?*
Logic really knows his sea creatures
I really hate how I thought that first thing two
this is underrated
Man he needs to release a fish rap album
Bobby is that you?
Racist
Watching anyone with a passion info dump on their passion is so relaxing and interesting to me, especially if that passion is something I never would have learned about on my own.
I could listen to this guy talk about sea life and stuff for hours. He seems so nice.
He does seem so nice!
**stabs into lobster**
@@RavenclawNimbusdon’t forget that he snaps all of the limbs while it’s having its last squirms
@@LeHarmacist Well technically it’s not even conscious by that point
@@LeHarmacistwell, that was just it's nervous system firing off I think. But that lobster is pretty much dead at that point
@@schmeatgaming853 Yeah the lobster is already dead, but its muscles still have a bit of energy
„kill it the most humane way possible”
lobster:
„My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials! Can you say the same?”
For some reason I didn’t think I’d find a fellow Elder Scrolls fan yet here we are lol
👏
@@jessguinn i love oblivion and skyrim
I felt that
@GD JackAttack no its only 2
29:20: enjoy it raw, don’t let its
appearance deter you
not even 5 seconds later: cockle
Yeeeaaah, uh-huh, sure, that wasn't awkward at all, lol!
LMAO
it should’ve been named cockle-
@@alvinjunior5426 #innuendocity
@Defrank Kids mhm and I lies right between my legs :)
@@alvinjunior5426 😑🤢🤢
idk why but for that past 3 years if not even asmr can’t put me to sleep this video is the only thing that can
Teacher: What did you do in quarantine?
Me: It's complicated.
"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."
Solviet cat not really
"Fap"
@@KurRanze a lot
@@KurRanze ora
I have seen this video so many times. When we went to Florida a couple years ago I ordered a Dungeness crab at a seafood place. It came to me whole after being cooked and the wait staff was so impressed at how I could get everything out of it without using any tools. The only thing I needed a tool for was to crack the big claw. Eveything else I cleaned out by hand. Most delicious meal ever! Thanks to this video I even showed a couple others how to really take apart the crab to get the best experience. It was fun.
These vids are great for quarantine.
Yep
Jack Randazzo I agree
ikr
Jack Randazzo Agreed
Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.
Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "
😂😂
That got dark very fast
Genuinely had me laughing
Crack
C R O N C H
Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.
😂😂😂
Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room
Lol
Aw it was at 666 :(
XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word
That lobster was like: "aye bruh watchu doing with that knife ova there"
“Ay yo watch yo knife, watch yo knife bro WATCH YO KNI-“
Abyzzol *Cracking and Cutting noises* *Silence*
*dead silence*
o k pun intended? Lol
My time has come
This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂
Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed?
Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out
Son, why aren’t you asleep?
“Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”
@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?
Grandma: Why are you awake?
Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now
Grandma: Same
i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao
@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭
"Delicous head juices."
That's a sentence I would've never thought I'd hear.
agreeeeeeeeeeeED
Zoooombeeeeeee
head jooce =blood
Not from a woman
My pp has head juice
nobody:
my mind at 4 am: lets watch how to open every shellfish
Honestly😂😂
Literally same
Same🙃🤣🤣
2:38 am for me
Literally me rn
Fish: we just need 3 knives
Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y
I really didn’t ask for this but I’m not complaining
ριɳҽαρρʅҽ Ⴆҽαɾ
Okay? Cringe...
Kaito pp
Mike: "Currently they are out of season, so we have a frozen sofshell crab..."
*dramatic violin*
GORDON: "FOOK ME"
Half life ?
@@R.2b gordon ramsey
Fresh Frozen
“Fhuck meih”
FOOOK OFF FOCK MEE DONKEY!
I couldn’t focus on anything but how floppy the soft-shell crab was.
It's so cute
Which part is the soft shell crab?
الإسلام هو تحفة الشيطان it is dead
f l e s h l i g h t
ChildsCoffee no
My guy pulled a hit man execution on that lobster 8:02
😭💀💀😭😭