Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it
Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal
This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.
What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.
It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁
In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.
lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy
My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.
Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce
This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people
"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"
I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more
Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.
I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking
"When you least expect it there will be a crawfish waiting there for you" Me: turns around to the other side of my bed while watching this Crawfish: *hello*
That's just how he gets the meat that he's going to be using. Feel like he totally screwed up the "Humane" way to kill a Lobster, that or he totally didn't tell us what he did. With crustaceans you're supposed to chill them in cold water to shock the nervous system (I've read both your supposed to use salt water and others say fresh but I don't know that for sure) and then kill them immediately after for them not to feel it! He just totally plunged the knife right into the damn thing!
Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set
With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.
Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.
In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.
About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.
i sometimes see these asian girls on my insta feed taking a huge bite out of a geoduck and sometimes liquid comes out the.. uh top.. yeah... yeah it freaks me tf out
I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year
The most ironic things about this is I won’t be using any of these tips. *because I have a shellfish allergy* Edit: Holy Mackerel! (See what I did there) 1.4k likes in less than two weeks!? That’s awesome!
I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this
I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”
velocity while it was painless due to shock and all that, the decapitated heads were still responsive for about 15 seconds. Basically an executioner told a guy to follow his finger with his eyes and he did for 15 seconds after being decapitated.
Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.
@Aaron Smith Jokes on you. Geoduck are native to Canada and USA. China imports them from these countries. Shows how ignorant you are, no surprise there.
Shellfish: spend millions of years developing and perfecting strong, sturdy shells to protect their vulnerable bodies. Mike: Spends 40 minutes dismantling them and breaking their shells open like a nut.
You're assuming that their shells were being perfected, nothing in nature is perfect. The only thing that matters in the evolutionary process is whether or not you had kids, everything else, and I mean _everything else,_ is just to keep you alive long enough to make them. It was never survival of the fittest, it was survival of the passing grade.
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Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing?
Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it
HAHAHA YES
Haha best comment here!
Family: what why
You: handsome lobster man said so
We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs
knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...
I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.
Exactly 😂
💯
Ikr #hypnotised
Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.
Moan meep
"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you."
"C O C K L E"
Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣
Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?
@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”
Time stamp?
@@victory8992 29:22
Years of evolution for humanity...
Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas
йуандэн джав
"become the most feared man across the seas" XD
Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers
He's not handsome
@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.
Brain: Learn to open shellfish
Me: Why?
Brain: You gotta
I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂
*y o u m u s t*
@@daisymay6505 me too lol
I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...
Icronixi r u fr?
His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.
@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky
And live ones!
I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive
Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.
Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid
“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.
LMAOOO
Fat Taebooty heheh
Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂
666 likes because this is cursed
Aidens Toy Room nO
sleep? no
watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S
So true 😸
Accuracy 100
Who Just Said my name
@@julianhering4194 ???
@@GoofyGoober4432 what?
I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.
Nobody:
Free school counselors:
It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.
make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill
The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.
Ez kil
This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me"
*Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*
Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen
@Davxnte he has 3 knives
You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes
Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]
Underated comment right here
He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.
You got me
Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal
So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh
They were already dead 😉
@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head
I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.
Mortal epicurious
Doom glory kill
public execution
Lobster stood no chance
Him: *Assassinating a lobster*
The music: *Let's get funky*
He also killed a scallop
Begone gacha channel
LOL
@@swagman_2226 begone small infant
I was smiling after he killed it
“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun
LMAO😂😂😂
Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder
Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah
ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane
@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing
Crabs: no one can break my armor
Humans: crack, it's that easy
Aamey Playz Armour*
FrozenStreams Armor*
It's free real estate.
Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀
*R-more
This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.
SAMEE
Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason
Same
Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch
4 yrs later and I still will just watch this before bed
"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible"
*brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*
His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?
Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”
I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂
Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain
Lobster got bodied
Teacher: What did you do in quarantine?
Me: It's complicated.
"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."
Solviet cat not really
"Fap"
@@KurRanze a lot
@@KurRanze ora
My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.
Lol
@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*
Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask
@@yeye1031 uhh
@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me
What I learned:
Lobster leg meat is fun and easy.
Crawfish head juices are delicious.
European flats taste like batteries.
Geoducks are unique.
Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.
mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck
me: he's circumcising it :0
🤣🤣💀
I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that
Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame
There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.
God foken dahm
Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video"
Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"
dear god
Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am!
Edit: It's January 1st, 2021
@@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash
Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes
I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning
Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "
😂😂
That got dark very fast
Genuinely had me laughing
Crack
C R O N C H
It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁
People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please
@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.
@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class
I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂
But I get what your saying
If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!
nobody:
my mind at 4 am: lets watch how to open every shellfish
Honestly😂😂
Literally same
Same🙃🤣🤣
2:38 am for me
Literally me rn
I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.
😂
The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.
Good thing too because it's delicious
In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.
@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that
Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient.
Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.
Shellfish: *confused blub blub*
2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans*
“Yummy”
@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july
@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!
Hemmar
31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*
I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard
I like this guy, he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing.
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol
yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol
“It’s just the nervous system reacting”
*The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*
O-O
lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou-
humans: mmm yummy
^__>
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
“Twist until you hear a crack”
chiropractors everywhere: correct
They're fake
@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????
@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god
My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.
@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom
31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”
Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed?
Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out
Son, why aren’t you asleep?
“Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”
@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?
Grandma: Why are you awake?
Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now
Grandma: Same
i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao
@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭
Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.
Are you funny? No.
@@Zikeal-d4l damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment
@@account-rx7xb hahaha
@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.
Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce
This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people
"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"
Same thing for caviar
@@meteorytekrenaryte
Johnny?" .. Johnny"! .. JOHNNY!!???"
Cool I broke his brain"
Yeah and caviar was also served in bars for free and a lot of the time just thrown away
8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!”
-Sea Captain
Crabs : develop a strong body armour to deflict predators
Human: "and we'll snap that right off"
Humans: and we took that personaly
The joys of opposable thumbs!
Aye you gave me a good chuckle with that one-
It’s the thumbs. Separates us from them
@@madisonbrown4367 our thumbs also separates them from themselves
I will forever appreciate this man for so calmly telling me how to execute seafood so I can eat it
Its seafood, so.... Yeah.
yes
Yesssss
cutting a lobster in half, doom eternal style
@@Davidpoland2005 stolen comment smh
When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running
THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT
Also that made me laugh too hard.
Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂
I can confirm I do run away
Lol
I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it.
Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more
I started the video like:
"Oh that looks delicious!"
And slowly went to:
"Why do we eat this stuff?"
Pedro Vázquez lol...the sea urchin...🥵
Because it's delicious
I started like:
Wow this is delicious
and went to:
Wow this is delicious
2:52 is my reply
Exactly xDD
geoduck: *exists*
me internally: stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing.
You mean PP
They took his fore skin...
@Corndogs I kept it in until the next one he did was “cockle” and then like the child that I am I totally lost it
Never have I ever thought that a shellfish would be bigger than me
J o y c e V l o g s it really be like that?
Shellfish: ahh yes millions of years for these adaptation
Humans: so just cut this and open this
Shell, meet steel
steel, meet fire
fire, meet water
😂😂😂
water, meet hydration
Fish: we just need 3 knives
Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y
Mom: no! You can’t watch this video for the 11th time!
Me: haha sea bug go kronch
Mwuhahahaa!
Thanks for making me laugh 🤣
🤣😂
What is this meme lol
I like it whatever its called I've seen it in some places
Princess of Keys it’s the stonks meme
Me seeing them all being cut: panik also me feeling better that they are good: kalm also also me seeing the lobster be killed: PANIK
"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today"
...
today?
Lol 😂
Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.
Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.
Mike Leslie times get desperate
Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.
My brain: “you gotta learn how to open shellfish.”
Me: “why-“
My brain: *you gotta*
Hahahahaha dead😂
Good copy paste hollow brain guy
I didnt copy and paste this. Did you see it somewhere else or something?
True
Actually, we did not really learn it , we watched it for fun
I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking
"When you least expect it there will be a crawfish waiting there for you"
Me: turns around to the other side of my bed while watching this
Crawfish: *hello*
Crawfish immediately gets cooked and eaten.
Noble Six how is that racist?
@Noble Six the problem is that youre extremely delusional :D
Lol
Because it is, diii !
That lobster was like: "aye bruh watchu doing with that knife ova there"
“Ay yo watch yo knife, watch yo knife bro WATCH YO KNI-“
Abyzzol *Cracking and Cutting noises* *Silence*
*dead silence*
o k pun intended? Lol
My time has come
"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible"
*proceeds to casually opens the lobster like an unboxing video*
“Make sure to suck out all of these delicious head juices” continues to suck on Crawfish Body
I mean some people might use machine guns
Well that is the fastest way to kill it because it just immediatley kills it in the fastest way possible
This is way too wrong
We use bazookas here
That's just how he gets the meat that he's going to be using. Feel like he totally screwed up the "Humane" way to kill a Lobster, that or he totally didn't tell us what he did. With crustaceans you're supposed to chill them in cold water to shock the nervous system (I've read both your supposed to use salt water and others say fresh but I don't know that for sure) and then kill them immediately after for them not to feel it! He just totally plunged the knife right into the damn thing!
I’d never thought I would be in shock from the crunch of that lobster
At least it was quick and painless
@@notjebbutstillakerbalPainless but it completely died.
@@Woiitax yes i think thats what was supposed to happen
@@Woiitax That was the point, no? You wanna eat lobster that somehow still moving but barely alive?
Someone really stared at a sea urchin and thought: "there's somethin in there"
Hunger
Hey if you were desperate enough you would eat anything
Sea otters
And I want it in my mouth
😂😂😂
Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set
To be fair most fish dont have aposable thumbs that can get under the hinges of the shells where it's nice and weak
Also if the roles where reversed the lobster wouldn't need a knife to do that
I mean, fish don't have knives specifically to tear apart armor.
With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.
There's actually plenty of examples, even on land, of exoskeletons or shells being impenetrable until you find the weak spot..
Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin
I feel bad for laughing.
And hits you with it for throwing out the legs
If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.
oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.
i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices
Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.
Yeah!
Seems like something an alien would said 🤨
@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.
😂😂😂
Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room
Lol
Aw it was at 666 :(
XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word
I’m so happy there’s no more annoying audience sounds whenever the names of the shellfish came on. I’m glad the editor learned from their mistake(s)
Ngl I feel alone without the studio audience
Yeah like that fruit video.
The dude: This is a apple.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! Oooooooooooo!!!! 👁️👄👁️
Kurogane -sensei in the fruit version of this, there were annoying audience noises
i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”
you’re not yourself when you’re hungry
@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!
Shannille Carter thank you thank you
when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol
You can eat anything if you’re brave enough
In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.
thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.
party pooper
WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF
Yep
when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v
It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.
Chill Boi idk man
@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs
No one:
Me at 3AM: Yeah I’ll spend half an hour watching a dude break open some shells
Me rn lmao
Me to 😂🙂
Exactly what I'm doing and I'm thinking why tho. I will NEVER do this but its so interesting 😅
Lmao me rn
Fool,its 10 pm for me.
Why am i watching this--
Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT!
Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp
We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.
Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh
@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew
The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent.
🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆
This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster
Xd
Finally someone said it
I rewatched like 15 times
@@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT
@@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it
"You want to kill it in the most humane way possible"
*Brings out the inner French in him and straight up chops the head
I wonder what happens if you eat the head
Crazy Bright you turn into one
@@air1332 yes
LOL
Well better than nothing.
31:45 "You're gonna want to just tap.. slightly.." *CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*
I found one of these at the beach the other day
About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.
So kinda like that ketchup precum?
@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !
In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.
@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.
@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?
Imagine how hungry the first person to eat a geoduck was. "I'm soooo hungry, yeah I'll eat that giant wrinkly phallic thing with a shell." Yum!
If u actually try it, geoduck is really good.
@@iyang2341 i mean isn't it basically a giant clam? i'd be more confused if it didnt taste good lol
eri139 yeah, it’s literally just a large, long siphoned clam.
i sometimes see these asian girls on my insta feed taking a huge bite out of a geoduck and sometimes liquid comes out the.. uh top.. yeah... yeah it freaks me tf out
cheskypooo Haha 😂
"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible"
Brings down the force of a thousand suns
Now that’s a comment
Reminds me of Imperialdramon Paladin Mode
“Blood for the blood god!”
Killing is never the humane way
@@Randommovementsyt btw plants also have souls.
What mad lad took a look at a sea urchin and thought to himself "That thing is hiding something delicious, I just know it"
considering we’re also the ones who bred plants for centuries just to make spinach, i’m not surprised
I bet that is the same person who look at the durian and think it is hiding something. And also the one who discover honey.
What mad lad took a look at a cow and thought to himself "i wanna taste that nipplejuice"
What type of person saw snails, ate them, and was like "this is really good" gave it a fancy name and started selling it like a delicacy
Otters!
I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos
The funny part is that he probably expected the comments to be like asking questions and stuff but it's just a bunch of sleep deprived internet goers.
I'm not sure what else you expect. These are your average internet citizens
I mean yeah it is 2am
@@kyrosanimates4830 4:16am right now for me 😭✋🏼
@@sophia6624 3:03 AM for me. sPoOkY hOuR aNd gOoD fOr cLiCkbAiT
how did you know...
Me: dont like shellfish
Also RUclips: want to see how to shell every shellfish?!
Me: Wow every shellfish!
SAME
lol it’s not even every type it’s every type In Murcia i guess that’s ok if you live there but for people from other countries it’s misleading
I was your 100th like... Your welcome
Same, I’m a vegetarian
same, i've been allergic for a few years now and i still clicked
*„These are a west-coast species of crab“*
Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_
😂😂😂😂
lol u are to funny
🤣🤣🤣
Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*
Lmfao underrated comment
I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year
„kill it the most humane way possible”
lobster:
„My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials! Can you say the same?”
For some reason I didn’t think I’d find a fellow Elder Scrolls fan yet here we are lol
👏
@@jessguinn i love oblivion and skyrim
I felt that
@GD JackAttack no its only 2
Logic really knows his sea creatures
I really hate how I thought that first thing two
this is underrated
Man he needs to release a fish rap album
Bobby is that you?
Racist
The most ironic things about this is
I won’t be using any of these tips.
*because I have a shellfish allergy*
Edit: Holy Mackerel! (See what I did there) 1.4k likes in less than two weeks!? That’s awesome!
Me too
Same ugh
I miss crab legs 😭😭
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
you will never know the amazing taste of a pan cooked scallop
I mean, I just don’t like seafood.. I’ll vibe with you though Kokichi
I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is
also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this
Him: Carefully removes organs and other mildly nasty stuff
Mukbangers: EaTs iT wHoLe
The hell is a mukbanger
A mukbanger is my opinion is someone who records themselves eating food, sometimes the food is really gross 🤢
digital freak, you don’t want to know...
Those youtubers who do mukbang are disgusting for me, I don't know how other people consider it entertaining😵
Look up ssoyoung
Me: tired af and about to sleep
RUclips: dude wanna see this guy open crabs
Me: Oh hell yeah
M watching this at 2:16am
Thats exactly whats happening to me
I’m not liking this comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I hope you got a good sleep bro 🙏
The accuracy
SO WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT MY MAN LARRY THE LOBSTER WAS JUST COOKED THE WHOLE TIME?
He’s tanning
mr krabs too
@@corline1506 mr krabs ran out of money he committed suicide.
He baking in the sun..! XD
I laughed at this and IMMEDIATELY became sad
The geoduck looks perfect for the special effects in the culinary horror movie I’ve been planning.
I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”
Truee
*Everything's tasty if you're hungry enough.*
Imagine the guy doin that to a f$ckin geoduck
@@bugsauce2261 true for everything especially highly radioactive newly formed corium.
@@patmurph7769 I mean, it do kinda look good tho.
RUclips at 4 AM: Want to learn how to clean every shellfish
Me: ...
Me: BOY DO I
Yes
3:56 AM. Close enough.
Why do these videos attract us.
Grim reaper : How did you die?
Lobster : the most humane way possible
*Snap, Crackle, Pop*
@@Scazoid *Slurp, Chew, Swallow*
Its like Guillotine chop to its head T--T.
@@77Henvi even guillotine is very quick and painless
velocity while it was painless due to shock and all that, the decapitated heads were still responsive for about 15 seconds. Basically an executioner told a guy to follow his finger with his eyes and he did for 15 seconds after being decapitated.
Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.
Somewhere in the sea..
Fish: how to crack every human bone.
Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK
I love it!
shark: *laughs*
That’s what chiropractors ate for
Sharks already know how to do that lol.
Sea creature: *has small, edible part inside huge defensive body*
Human: *rubs hands*
Lol
Hehe
I traumatized myself as a kid when one day my mom cooked crab and didn’t tell me how to eat it. She just cracked it open. Jesus.
I was molested by a crab once.
Den
Once my aunt’s friend cut open a rabbit, and 9 year old me witnessed him gutting the poor rabbit. The organs were still moving.
The fact that someone looked at a goeyduck and said “ I wanna eat that” still baffles me
I mean.....
I won't even say what that looks like 👀
Sara Bear Sings literally it looks like an uncircumcised penis
@@chrisstone75 i nearly threw up looking at the geoduck after reading that
@Aaron Smith Jokes on you. Geoduck are native to Canada and USA. China imports them from these countries. Shows how ignorant you are, no surprise there.
idk why but for that past 3 years if not even asmr can’t put me to sleep this video is the only thing that can
One day I'll be mature enough to watch the Geoduck part without laughing
One day.
But not today ..
Same
I'm 24. I don't think we ever.
@@yvieoluoch66 I’m 13. I don’t think I’ll ever be mature enough 💀💀
Guy: We are going to kill this lobster in the most humane way as we can
Lobster: Watch me clutch in the gulag
Hoe Hunter69 he gonna try to clutch against kim jong un
Lyingwarrior That’s a battle I want to see
I’ll be there throwing rocks at the wall XD that’s a fight I’d want to see
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen
Hoe Hunter69 My money’s on the lobster
This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested
True.
And for some reason also hungry.
That’s the most factual statement in this comment section
Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear
honestly im not disgusted this is cool
This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.
Shellfish: spend millions of years developing and perfecting strong, sturdy shells to protect their vulnerable bodies.
Mike: Spends 40 minutes dismantling them and breaking their shells open like a nut.
Guess evolution didn't account for weird hairless apes with pointy metal sticks.
Never underestimate the persistence of humans.
You're assuming that their shells were being perfected, nothing in nature is perfect. The only thing that matters in the evolutionary process is whether or not you had kids, everything else, and I mean _everything else,_ is just to keep you alive long enough to make them.
It was never survival of the fittest, it was survival of the passing grade.
@@nullpoint3346
Dude it's a joke.
@@nullpoint3346 Dude shut up it's a joke
random weird and creepy looking thing at the bottom of the ocean: *exists*
humans: lets eat it
who you callin weird Henry?
China*
henry ta china**
@papa gordy's pan holder I used to be straight before eating the mollusks.
@@papagordyspanholder7930 not mollusks, search peanut worm
"You wanna kill it in the most humane way as possible"
Mortal kombat announcer: FINISH HIM!
_Fatality_
@@Rhabanaarum *_K.O_*
@@ultronixextreme9115 wrong game noob
@@blakecacini8016 do you expect me to make a fnaf ending game reference instead?-
@@ultronixextreme9115 no, that's also the wrong game.
friends and i literlty watch this constantly in a 10-20 person discord call happy new year