3 Ways to Crack an Urchin

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
  • Diver Cliff Hawk compares 3 popular methods for opening sea urchin (Uni).
    If you'd like to buy some live San Diego red sea urchins, email Cliff at chawk909@gmail.com

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @serinawong3019
    @serinawong3019 5 лет назад +5429

    go to sleep? Or watch how to crack open a sea urchin in 3 different ways

    • @MidwestMids
      @MidwestMids 5 лет назад +87

      I see you made the right decision

    • @Damarcus123
      @Damarcus123 5 лет назад +25

      You made the right choice

    • @royalcloak2242
      @royalcloak2242 5 лет назад +28

      It's 1:00 am and I'm leaving on a road trip at 9:00 am, this is what I need

    • @prediculous8059
      @prediculous8059 5 лет назад +3

      Cracking a sea Durian

    • @lucid4377
      @lucid4377 5 лет назад +1

      Fr

  • @birdsarentreal420
    @birdsarentreal420 4 года назад +15259

    At some point in human history someone looked at a spike ball living in the ocean and said, i want to eat that

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 года назад +826

      Yeah I mean that's just how it is we see things and be like "yeah I could do something with that"

    • @earloflemongrab3061
      @earloflemongrab3061 4 года назад +291

      And then said, Im gonna call this uni

    • @diegoteixeira2003
      @diegoteixeira2003 4 года назад +56

      Stephanie Reneé DeRamus what?

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +172

      @@sumared Us white people invented the internet, we discovered electricity, we invented cars, we got humanity to the moon, we came up with airplanes, rockets, lasers, radioactivity, we invented most medicines. So yeah we most likely found out how to eat sea urchins as well.

    • @Slenderzz
      @Slenderzz 4 года назад +94

      @@sumared well it can't be a black dude they didn't even have steel

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 4 года назад +4153

    How tf did humans even figure out: hey, this terrifying spiky oval might taste good

    • @PPPeepeepoopoo
      @PPPeepeepoopoo 4 года назад +134

      y u m

    • @midleno8364
      @midleno8364 4 года назад +119

      It just be like that

    • @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756
      @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 4 года назад +264

      Aye, Anything That Moves, It's Edible.
      That's How Our Ancestors Sees It, Food Doesn't Come By Easy Back Then, As Of Today. Not Only That, War, Drought, Long-Distance Migrations... Could Be Accountable For Our Eating Habits Today.
      Sea Urchin's Source Of Diet Are Coral Reefs, So We're Essentially Saving The Environment Just By Eating Them.
      Edit: I Just Spent An Hour Searching For "How Sea Urchins Became Humans' Delicacy" On The Internet. However, My Efforts Are In Vain, As I Could Not Find Out The Origins Of How Sea Urchins Became Our Delicacy. But Hey, This Means There's A GREAT BIG STORY Waiting For Whoever's Reading This Comment With Big Ambitions, An Adventurous Attitude And A Film Crew To Go Out There And Discover It! Making It Into An Interesting Documentary Or Online Article! Great Adventures Are Waiting Ahead Of You!!
      Anyhow, For Anyone Who Had Read This Far, Thank You For Your Time And Patience, Stay Awesome And Stay Safe Out There, Especially During This Anxiety-Inducing Pandemic, Peace Out And Much Love.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +140

      They probably got bored, opened one for shits and giggles, and then found the meat inside

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 4 года назад +48

      Don't underestimate humans.

  • @LehMeowX3
    @LehMeowX3 3 года назад +1425

    "thats a nice fat urchin"
    urchin: bro whats your problem

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 3 года назад +40

      No, no, he said that wrong. he ment: T H I C C C

    • @PolishEntrepreneur
      @PolishEntrepreneur 3 года назад +7

      @@icezak4964 unfunny

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 3 года назад +27

      @@PolishEntrepreneur >:(

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 3 года назад +9

      @@PolishEntrepreneur Very funniness!

    • @test-ti1xj
      @test-ti1xj 3 года назад

      @@icezak4964 lol

  • @leonchicks1612
    @leonchicks1612 4 года назад +8181

    Animals: invent defense spikes to protect themselves
    Humans: invent steel
    Animals: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

    • @evm7272
      @evm7272 4 года назад +413

      @SageSwae Steel actually is an invention. Steel is not natural, iron is

    • @aaronrojas5343
      @aaronrojas5343 4 года назад +212

      @SageSwae you skip chemistry and history, don't you?

    • @brainstorm4207
      @brainstorm4207 4 года назад +145

      iron needs to be mixed with carbon with intense heat and pressure. NO steel is NOT natural.

    • @texanplayer7651
      @texanplayer7651 4 года назад +112

      Humans are tier S+ animals because they overcheated their Intelect specs, what else did you expect?

    • @trevorphilips7750
      @trevorphilips7750 4 года назад +2

      Aarón Rojas Does It Matter If He Is A Nerd Or Not?

  • @povnw8985
    @povnw8985 5 лет назад +3678

    The first person to eat that must have been really hungry 😐

    • @emilymendiola3267
      @emilymendiola3267 5 лет назад +118

      No cap

    • @naomiphan6592
      @naomiphan6592 5 лет назад +33

      Okay but have you tried it?

    • @notsnaxi1114
      @notsnaxi1114 4 года назад +2

      Wdym?

    • @GodMaxDrinkerofTea
      @GodMaxDrinkerofTea 4 года назад +186

      @@emilymendiola3267 shut up I won't remove my cap

    • @zorls
      @zorls 4 года назад +190

      @@notsnaxi1114 He means he must of been desperate to eat something cause it looks that shit

  • @salsoteca72
    @salsoteca72 6 лет назад +6352

    *emo coconut*

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 3 года назад +2242

    Animals after being cut: AAAAAAAAAAAGH
    Urchins after being cut: *a*

    • @kvjbreaker7054
      @kvjbreaker7054 3 года назад +142

      More like
      ...ehh

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 3 года назад +123

      @@kvjbreaker7054 or "god damn its cold🥶"

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 3 года назад +44

      That urchin turned into a Hydrodynamic 9000 years old shark real quick.

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z 3 года назад +6

      @@rozanfaust2967 I do not want that image in my head considering the context of this video

    • @musteycraft
      @musteycraft 3 года назад +26

      They don't even have a brain or anything else
      They just have nerves
      They are more chill than horseshoe crabs

  • @wilhelm_kr4216
    @wilhelm_kr4216 5 лет назад +10744

    Coconuts after listening to heavy metal

  • @thepoorliestdrawn
    @thepoorliestdrawn 3 года назад +2957

    guy: cracks open, guts, and eats a sea urchin
    the sea urchin: a bit cold today

    • @moistyfinch2226
      @moistyfinch2226 3 года назад +40

      Out of all the people joking around abt this , this is the best comment

    • @AnthonyDoesYouTube
      @AnthonyDoesYouTube 3 года назад +13

      It just continues to stay alive after being cut in half? Can it still reproduce/ regenerate??

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z 3 года назад +73

      @@AnthonyDoesRUclips it dies shortly after (wouldn't you after having your guts removed)

    • @Brandon-xz2yd
      @Brandon-xz2yd 3 года назад +1

      overused

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z 3 года назад +3

      @@Brandon-xz2yd well yeah... Have you seen like half the comments on this video

  • @kirjian
    @kirjian 4 года назад +2515

    "You need some gloves because..."
    Me: they puncture your hands
    "... the sea urchin dye will stain your hands"

    • @bwee3009
      @bwee3009 4 года назад +27

      o o p

    • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
      @djaccountisbfisbx3880 4 года назад +123

      I believe those spikes on the Urchin can as easily puncture the glove as it can puncture your skin.

    • @raspribbon
      @raspribbon 4 года назад +2

      wrong lol

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 3 года назад +30

      Caught you “red handed”

    • @greasenob4821
      @greasenob4821 3 года назад +8

      @@AnonymousGentooman once it’s in it’s in, the gloves not doing anything to the spikes

  • @Meme._.3xpert
    @Meme._.3xpert 3 года назад +696

    It's all fun and games till da Urchin finds 3 ways to crack you.

    • @amandabutterfly151
      @amandabutterfly151 3 года назад +8

      THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED PLZ

    • @Meme._.3xpert
      @Meme._.3xpert 3 года назад +3

      @@amandabutterfly151 wat

    • @Fadedwolf67
      @Fadedwolf67 3 года назад +18

      In soviet Russia,sea urchin crack you

    • @thedrowningnoise948
      @thedrowningnoise948 3 года назад +3

      @@Fadedwolf67 dam then what part does it eat?

    • @Fadedwolf67
      @Fadedwolf67 3 года назад +3

      @@thedrowningnoise948 your guts i guess...

  • @user-kb1yo2ny8e
    @user-kb1yo2ny8e 4 года назад +3306

    3 ways to crack an urchin:
    1. Tell it a joke
    2. Interrogate it
    3. Give it cocaine

    • @kirjian
      @kirjian 3 года назад +59

      I appreciate this comment, thank you

    • @user-kb1yo2ny8e
      @user-kb1yo2ny8e 3 года назад +29

      @@kirjian I appreciate your thanks

    • @Zepego-jk2iz
      @Zepego-jk2iz 3 года назад +10

      This comment and its replies are cursed af

    • @menacingduke2415
      @menacingduke2415 3 года назад +13

      4. Axe

    • @mindginery
      @mindginery 3 года назад +3

      This is the best comment here.

  • @kulkidz33
    @kulkidz33 4 года назад +1997

    Some urchin facts
    Sea urchins also eat coral, so really we're doing the coral reefs a favor by eating them as they dont have alot of natural predators (otters, starfish, triggerfish, wolf eels and lastly us)
    The black sea urchin has poison in its spikes, you do not wanna get stabbed by em
    They cant feel pain
    Sea urchins produce tons of eggs, somewhere within the million range

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d 4 года назад +148

      damn I'll be eating for a good 10 years with those million eggs

    • @skylightdown1
      @skylightdown1 4 года назад +85

      oof really? i got stabbed a lot by a black sea urchin when i was young, i was trying to catch it and hold it with my hand but my hand was small and it keeps slipping away, i was wearing a rubber gloves but it pierced through but i didnt give up kept repeating it until my hand was bloody, btw i was never able to catch it.

    • @Soul-px9xy
      @Soul-px9xy 4 года назад +36

      @@skylightdown1 Oh, I sorry you cannot catch it

    • @flawer1316
      @flawer1316 4 года назад +17

      @@skylightdown1 sad

    • @dankpitbro693
      @dankpitbro693 4 года назад +23

      @@spoopy9689 turning it into an underwater desert

  • @eriisssssssss
    @eriisssssssss 4 года назад +3432

    Urchin: *gets cracked in half and has everything taken out of them*
    Also Urchin: Yo why's it so cold?

  • @primeoggaming876
    @primeoggaming876 3 года назад +1436

    They don't got a brain so they cant really think like us and their nervous system isnt complex enough to feel pain so it's pretty accurate for him to say that it felt like it got colder lol

    • @TETOMOKOROKI
      @TETOMOKOROKI 3 года назад +56

      Ah thank you for explaining it further, I was a bit confused when he said that hah

    • @IdioticCanadian
      @IdioticCanadian 3 года назад +23

      Did it know it was gonna die soon? Nobody can survive that. Not even a spiky boi

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 3 года назад +158

      @@IdioticCanadian They aren't sentient, meaning that they aren't aware of their own existence. It's impossible to really understand this concept as a human, but most animals on Earth are closer to plants or fungi than they are to humans when it comes to intelligence

    • @IdioticCanadian
      @IdioticCanadian 3 года назад +5

      @@georgiykireev9678lol

    • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
      @cappypyramsaudpate5535 3 года назад +41

      @@IdioticCanadian think of it like when youre in a deep sleep and youre not even aware of anything and cant even think. kinda hard to think about.

  • @GreyOpal88
    @GreyOpal88 4 года назад +1887

    sea urchin: *gets insides removed* also sea urchin: damn it’s kinda chilly in here, no?

    • @mintymango3717
      @mintymango3717 3 года назад +36

      sea urchin: just gonna wiggle my spikes as I have a slow and painful death c:

    • @sneak6750
      @sneak6750 3 года назад +139

      @@mintymango3717 They literally do not have a brain. They do not feel pain as they do not have a central nervous system.

    • @sphinxg.candido3609
      @sphinxg.candido3609 3 года назад +37

      @@mintymango3717 They don't feel pain lol

    • @wodekw6862
      @wodekw6862 3 года назад +26

      @@sneak6750 really? They don't have brain you say and can't feel pain you say. Well, time to commit mass murder

    • @sphinxg.candido3609
      @sphinxg.candido3609 3 года назад +9

      @@wodekw6862 Do you mean Sea urchin or....

  • @dogerswag
    @dogerswag 4 года назад +3712

    Getting cracked open and getting gutted but can't feel anything
    Sea Urchins: This is fine

    • @rileypatton5033
      @rileypatton5033 4 года назад +37

      Underrated comments

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 4 года назад +170

      @@ZANIMusic bro... come on man... of course they die after getting cracked open and gutted.
      Edit: I take that back, that’s not really a bad question

    • @rat_master349
      @rat_master349 4 года назад +4

      Hello fellow Doge

    • @dr.inkwell1070
      @dr.inkwell1070 4 года назад +137

      @@ZANIMusic no. They just chill in his stomach, building a city of shell-less sea urchins, controlling his body like a robot.

    • @raspribbon
      @raspribbon 4 года назад +5

      cringe

  • @AdarH1
    @AdarH1 5 лет назад +1755

    the seagull at 6:30 just walking there and disappears like a smooth criminal

    • @Marco-lq9qh
      @Marco-lq9qh 4 года назад +176

      fucking seagulls man

    • @yokaizero7238
      @yokaizero7238 4 года назад +157

      Send by the government

    • @Marco-lq9qh
      @Marco-lq9qh 4 года назад +48

      @@yokaizero7238 as always..

    • @autumnof2008
      @autumnof2008 4 года назад +113

      that spying seagull walked into a portal back to it's base

    • @mr.nobody5251
      @mr.nobody5251 4 года назад +9

      MINE

  • @caydenreal
    @caydenreal 3 года назад +1508

    “Dude look what i found”
    “What is that?”
    “Idk some spiky ball lol”
    “What about it?”
    “Lets eat it”
    “...”
    “...”
    “We have veggies and deer meat alre-“
    *”LETS EAT IT”*

    • @rusticmaple8771
      @rusticmaple8771 3 года назад +33

      *Monke sounds*
      mmmmm, NICE

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 3 года назад +4

      My friking god. Lol

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 3 года назад +1

      *Proceeds to cut it in half*

    • @juicebox01
      @juicebox01 3 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same, like people are hunting for fish, they see a spiky ball and they're like HMMMMM, WHAT'S THAT I SEE.
      *guts it and eats everything inside*

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 3 года назад +1

      @@juicebox01 I think we should reject humanity and return to monke

  • @IceAge20017
    @IceAge20017 4 года назад +2000

    Well, now I know how to eat sea urchin.
    In fact, now I know that they're even edible.
    Completely useless to 99% of people. But when I'm all alone on an island with a volleyball named Wilson I'll be happy I watched this video.

    • @theknight4317
      @theknight4317 4 года назад +36

      Time to rewatch that perfect movie.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +18

      @@theknight4317 It is such a great movie. Watched it recently and It was just as good of an experience as the first time I watched it.

    • @obgamichaelle7110
      @obgamichaelle7110 4 года назад +8

      Christian Riddler hey what was the name of it I remember just forgot the name

    • @mr.carmine5930
      @mr.carmine5930 4 года назад +9

      You mean when your plane crashes and there’s strange noises in the jungle and y’all hungry

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +10

      @@obgamichaelle7110 It's called "Cast Away".

  • @Knightery
    @Knightery 5 лет назад +1294

    "There's the finished product, Biodegradable"
    *Yeets off boat*

  • @autokrane4846
    @autokrane4846 4 года назад +2965

    A sea urchin is just a Halloween themed coconut.

  • @thememesterbutdifferentname
    @thememesterbutdifferentname 3 года назад +247

    Urchin 1: Yo u feel a draft?
    Urchin 2: No but ur insides showin
    Urchin 1: Oh kewl

  • @funtimefreddy8588
    @funtimefreddy8588 4 года назад +5447

    Literally anything: lives
    Humans: it smells like steak in here

    • @akirax461
      @akirax461 4 года назад +46

      @@DB-yr5rr or mice

    • @江俊杰-g9c
      @江俊杰-g9c 4 года назад +7

      @Diego Valenzuela don’t be such a racist shit, it’s like saying all Americans are disgusting just because someone eat alligator meat.

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 4 года назад +5

      江俊杰 Bat soup

    • @reixie
      @reixie 4 года назад +10

      im chinese but i do agree some eat some questionable things, but whatever they dont bother me i dont bother them

    • @toascranill5464
      @toascranill5464 4 года назад +5

      If it taste good, it taste good.

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo 6 лет назад +2416

    Cracking open a spiked one with the boys

  • @jenthelass
    @jenthelass 4 года назад +2436

    the fourth way:
    *h a m e r*

    • @sicks6202
      @sicks6202 4 года назад +13

      lol

    • @giri7962
      @giri7962 4 года назад +80

      A pretty good method to have a *flying from the blunt force impact of the h a m m e r* piece of spike lodged in your e y e s.

    • @tero5351
      @tero5351 4 года назад +9

      Shubham Ahuja its a good way though
      hamr

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 года назад +9

      naval mine

    • @keeg_it
      @keeg_it 4 года назад +25

      step one: grab hammer and urchin
      step 2: d e s t r o y
      step III: crunch and munch on the tasty

  • @_sharkdev_
    @_sharkdev_ 3 года назад +277

    Imagine evolving for millions of years to get spiky defenses but then some weird monkey cuts you open with a pair of scissors

  • @zolikoff
    @zolikoff 4 года назад +907

    Sea urchin: I have specifically evolved a hard shell and spikes so predators can't touch me.
    Human with straw: Wow, fancy little natural cocktail glass you got around yourself!

  • @CocoKatze
    @CocoKatze 4 года назад +492

    Remember at one point in history someone thought:
    *i bet somethings in there*

    • @someguy4512
      @someguy4512 4 года назад +3

      that's how we discover things , like fire , and farming

    • @CocoKatze
      @CocoKatze 4 года назад +1

      SomeGuy45' it’s just the concept

    • @sulpherbratigh7936
      @sulpherbratigh7936 4 года назад +4

      They probably tried to eat the spikes and die from it

    • @someguy4512
      @someguy4512 4 года назад +6

      @@sulpherbratigh7936 nah Humans know something is harmful , it's not like they didn't think about it .
      "pointy things are bad , because it can hurt , so no eating spiky ball , but what's inside of it?"

    • @Rampagedd
      @Rampagedd 4 года назад +1

      What about when after their initial discovery and splitting the urchin, it still moving? voodoo back in the day.

  • @XiaoMingXing
    @XiaoMingXing 5 лет назад +2138

    The real question though is who the heck thought to themselves: "Oh look, I wonder if I can eat that thing"

    • @derzett6872
      @derzett6872 5 лет назад +86

      This actually makes sense

    • @christopherpieck2200
      @christopherpieck2200 5 лет назад +214

      Just think like this: why does it neef to protect itself lile this with spikes? Must be delicious

    • @XiaoMingXing
      @XiaoMingXing 5 лет назад +73

      @@christopherpieck2200 But it's literally a floating garbage can. Why would it. . . . oh. You're right. Funnily enough it does taste good.

    • @bronzesilvergold118
      @bronzesilvergold118 5 лет назад +104

      Who milked the first cow?

    • @christianhayes7479
      @christianhayes7479 5 лет назад +48

      Man-kind will eat anything that doesn't pose a threat to them. Even our own kind.

  • @Grimmations
    @Grimmations 3 года назад +708

    This guy: “the dye will stain your hand”
    Everyone else: “ah. Didn’t realize the spikes weren’t the main reason”

    • @squeezlebub3593
      @squeezlebub3593 3 года назад +41

      Yeah although some species are, this Red Sea Urchin's spines are essentially totally harmless. I do exactly what he's doing here all the time so I can attest that the spines aren't actually sharp, they won't cut you or anything. They're actually pretty blunt, buuuuut they're thin, so as he said if you press down on them to hard it will hurt. But there is no risk of being injured just by gently handling them.

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 3 года назад +18

      Aw man I stained my hands with the dye
      *Meanwhile my arm is being skewered by the spikes*

    • @KainZeuxis
      @KainZeuxis 3 года назад +14

      With urchins like this worst case scenario is they grab you. And yeah Urchins can grab things with their spines. At the aquarium I used to work at we called then Sea Urchin Hugs. Basically their spines close on and object to act like feelers to see what’s touching them and if it’s edible

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots 3 года назад +13

      @@KainZeuxis "sea urchins can hug you at worst"
      *excuse me?*

  • @rickylambert147
    @rickylambert147 6 лет назад +1208

    6:31 that seagull in the background looking like he owns the docks

    • @theone2-three438
      @theone2-three438 6 лет назад +40

      I live in a similar area and massive pelicans strut around all the time their pretty funny looking tbh

    • @Agent_Steav
      @Agent_Steav 6 лет назад +8

      I was looking for a comment saying this

    • @miguelcredito2425
      @miguelcredito2425 6 лет назад +4

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @duckbirdy5142
      @duckbirdy5142 6 лет назад +1

      @@Agent_Steav then y didn't u say it

    • @Agent_Steav
      @Agent_Steav 6 лет назад +2

      Wanted to see if anyone else saw it

  • @AidenPearce806
    @AidenPearce806 4 года назад +2714

    Those poor sea urchins, not knowing how good they taste

    • @user-cxcvxyf
      @user-cxcvxyf 3 года назад +187

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 3 года назад +172

      pfft sea urchins are amazing plus they're highly invasive almost everywhere they are, and they can destroy ecosystems. so its only right to eat them all.

    • @realerdealers1924
      @realerdealers1924 3 года назад +20

      Do they really taste good?

    • @albinskold8792
      @albinskold8792 3 года назад +7

      what if you put that good stuff on the spikes it would work it to the mouth

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 3 года назад +34

      @@aierune8201 So basically, help the environment by eating invasive species, understood.

  • @skipscrop
    @skipscrop 4 года назад +1088

    Meanwhile in a alternate universe: 3 different ways to crack a human

    • @mysteryperson5380
      @mysteryperson5380 4 года назад +75

      Oh there is more than one way to crack one in this universe.

    • @skipscrop
      @skipscrop 4 года назад +13

      Mystery Person •_•

    • @skunknoodles6426
      @skunknoodles6426 4 года назад +29

      @@mysteryperson5380 many many ways

    • @escanorthelionsinofpride28
      @escanorthelionsinofpride28 4 года назад +2

      SkipScrop there is multiple video on youtube how to do it as well.

    • @griff1286
      @griff1286 4 года назад +23

      Go join a gang in Brazil they’ll show you plenty of ways.

  • @ranboo9262
    @ranboo9262 3 года назад +130

    Sea urchin: *gets smashed open and has insides eaten*
    Urchin: Gahh dayyum it’s cold🥶

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid 3 года назад +3546

    They dont know whats happening. They still alive.....they just feel like its getting colder.....and colder. Jokes aside that stuff actually looks tasty.

    • @div1ne30
      @div1ne30 3 года назад +96

      Yeah it looks like a sea orange he said its sweet so maybe it even tastes similar

    • @kjohnston1627
      @kjohnston1627 3 года назад +10

      Wait, why are you here?

    • @RaiderReid
      @RaiderReid 3 года назад +63

      @@kjohnston1627 youtube algorhythm

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T 3 года назад +20

      @@RaiderReid Hell of a thing, that algorithm.

    • @coolboy4410
      @coolboy4410 3 года назад +4

      Nice pfp

  • @coobguey88
    @coobguey88 4 года назад +1561

    Nobody:
    The sea urchin: ''tis but a scratch

  • @isaacisaac3527
    @isaacisaac3527 7 лет назад +1137

    Why do camera men always have the same voice

    • @calebplerry9664
      @calebplerry9664 6 лет назад +170

      same guy films everything

    • @Twar92
      @Twar92 6 лет назад +17

      Isaac Isaac time traveller

    • @SuperDuperSP
      @SuperDuperSP 6 лет назад +13

      The now that you say that his voice kinda reminds me of Mario from braver wilderness.

    • @mattfox6961
      @mattfox6961 6 лет назад +8

      Sounds like the brave wilderness filmer dude

    • @Kuzyapso
      @Kuzyapso 6 лет назад

      you ok?

  • @Mommavery
    @Mommavery 3 года назад +542

    Guy: “now, let’s rip out the mouth”
    The urchin: “hehe that tickles-I can’t feel my tongue”

  • @zoshue8254
    @zoshue8254 4 года назад +3853

    "they don't have eyes"
    "they don't wimper they don't wine"
    "they don't know what's goin on wit em "
    *also the urchin* :
    daмn вro ιт jυѕ goт нella cold 🤣

  • @mikeoxlong8779
    @mikeoxlong8779 6 лет назад +760

    Spiky coconut

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +809

    Don't you love it when you're watching a totally off topic video, then RUclips recommends you a video about sea urchins?

    • @rubyrose6139
      @rubyrose6139 4 года назад +29

      Welcome back to another episode of “This Guy is everywhere”

    • @MrNoSIeep
      @MrNoSIeep 4 года назад +7

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Here we observe a wild Guy without a Mustache in his natural habitat

    • @thetype97chiha2
      @thetype97chiha2 4 года назад +1

      We meet again

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830 4 года назад +1

      Hey! You again?!!

    • @ketameanii
      @ketameanii 4 года назад

      hi

  • @Palkia21
    @Palkia21 3 года назад +514

    The worst thing that sea urchin experienced during this process is being called fat

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z 3 года назад +16

      Ah yes, emotional pain

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 3 года назад +19

      It got called fat, cut in half, then eaten. A really bad way to go out

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 3 года назад +9

      @@Jack-mt3fw I mean it can’t feel pain to be fair, they literally don’t have a brain

    • @MistaFalcon7
      @MistaFalcon7 3 года назад

      @@traktor420 i can’t feel spin ether.

    • @burgerman72.
      @burgerman72. 3 года назад

      Jojo reference

  • @Leto22
    @Leto22 5 лет назад +462

    *surely i will need this knowledge in future*

    • @g.d.c12
      @g.d.c12 4 года назад +3

      *same*

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 4 года назад +15

      It's a good thing when you're got hungry while beached on some island I guess

    • @dexterkiwibird1745
      @dexterkiwibird1745 4 года назад +5

      @Cypher五毛usuh Could already be, 2020 has gone really unlucky right now, and if people ever get stranded on an island of urchins this video would already be beneficial

    • @Random-df6gb
      @Random-df6gb 4 года назад

      Just smash it against concrete

    • @unusualbeaver9369
      @unusualbeaver9369 4 года назад +1

      I had to watch this video to remind my self that tampons are not tupperware

  • @frosif7751
    @frosif7751 4 года назад +983

    sea urchin: cut in half
    still moves
    what is this thing made of

    • @completelyaverageviewer
      @completelyaverageviewer 4 года назад +437

      they can’t feel pain and they don’t have a brain. they basically don’t even have the capability to understand what happened to them, so it’s basically business as usual until they literally can’t function anymore. kind of sad until you hear that a single one of them can create over 10,000 more of them. brainless little spiky balls floating all throughout the ocean...

    • @tosterm
      @tosterm 3 года назад +39

      @@completelyaverageviewer do they even have nervous systems?

    • @Grievingbow
      @Grievingbow 3 года назад +196

      What a pointless life wtf

    • @Mzdos
      @Mzdos 3 года назад +44

      @@tosterm no they have no brain so no nervous system

    • @givepassword
      @givepassword 3 года назад +154

      @@Mzdos Obviously they have a nervous system, there’s just no brain. The entire nervous system acts as a very primitive brain instead, called a “diffuse nervous system” or “ diffuse nerve net”.

  • @Ayomiiii
    @Ayomiiii 4 года назад +609

    Sea urchins after getting cut in half:
    O no,
    Anyways

    • @Max_R_MaMint
      @Max_R_MaMint 4 года назад +13

      "Im in danger, lol!"

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 3 года назад +11

      Doesn't matter my 10000 sons wil avenge me

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 3 года назад +3

      Bridgett killed herself in depression. D,:

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 3 года назад +1

      @@Kapparapa dark humor, my friend.
      Although, I'm starting to think I overdid it.
      Sometimes I just question my sense of humor...

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 3 года назад

      @@fruitloop420 Geometry Dash community has that humor.

  • @Error-qb5kd
    @Error-qb5kd 3 года назад +77

    "he's a sweet feller really, I think I'll call him Bob.
    Moments later, Bob is dismembered"

  • @trashcant9651
    @trashcant9651 4 года назад +460

    0:57 imagine just being a sea urchin just chilling and you see some dude’s mouth floating about

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 4 года назад +12

      Sea urchins cannot see.

    • @elmergarcia8724
      @elmergarcia8724 4 года назад +77

      @@satyakisil4289 just imagine

    • @SgtMjRomero
      @SgtMjRomero 3 года назад +9

      “food?” ~Sea Urchin

    • @ChatterGaming
      @ChatterGaming 3 года назад

      @@satyakisil4289 ol'magic Mr obvious.. Tell me the FACTS

    • @Jen-pi5hp
      @Jen-pi5hp 3 года назад

      @@satyakisil4289 remember your mom has 2 sets of eyes? they are hidden maybe like sea urchins 🤔

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid 4 года назад +153

    Sea Urchins: *Damn it got a bit cold, ain’t it?*

    • @hectorg362
      @hectorg362 3 года назад

      *Sure glad my shell is bio degradable*

  • @faeroxi1361
    @faeroxi1361 4 года назад +67

    "that's sweet, you tell me homie"
    i love his energy

  • @xavierhq1424
    @xavierhq1424 3 года назад +69

    This guy would be a cool ass dad.

  • @dannyblack473
    @dannyblack473 6 лет назад +1350

    Urchins are like a evil version of a coconut

    • @anhnguyen-wx8od
      @anhnguyen-wx8od 6 лет назад +25

      how much did u smoke ? xd

    • @Hanzgraves
      @Hanzgraves 6 лет назад +6

      OMG this comment!!! lmao

    • @nickleuridan7238
      @nickleuridan7238 6 лет назад +22

      Bro this taste good but it feels like fucking creamy dog shit

    • @Shadowshit123
      @Shadowshit123 6 лет назад +16

      sith coconut

    • @Sharnami_EN
      @Sharnami_EN 6 лет назад

      well I mean... you're not wrong Danny

  • @mpafgregor651
    @mpafgregor651 6 лет назад +611

    _"Now this is a method i prefer ,it is quick ,i've done it for years"_
    *HITS IT WITH HAMMER*

  • @supaflyyowen
    @supaflyyowen 5 лет назад +194

    His parents r the real MVP for naming him Cliff Hawk 😭😭

  • @guiche9603
    @guiche9603 3 года назад +284

    I can’t tell if he either really loves sea urchins or really hates them.

    • @Supboi
      @Supboi 3 года назад +34

      Your Thanos has a bit of a
      p 3 n I $ there bruv

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 3 года назад +18

      @@Supboi yeah lets cut it off

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 3 года назад +23

      @@ToyFreddyGaming1987 and eat it like the urchi-
      *wait*
      *wait no*

    • @opnessiii368
      @opnessiii368 3 года назад +8

      How the fuck is your pfp that

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 3 года назад +5

      wtf

  • @oresteswp3567
    @oresteswp3567 4 года назад +285

    Imagine if you were a fish, eatting some plankton then you see some humans throwing organs of an urchin into the water and it just sinks down to you

    • @asteriadot
      @asteriadot 4 года назад +33

      additional nutritions, huh?

    • @ketameanii
      @ketameanii 4 года назад +30

      free food

    • @notamobilesprout4175
      @notamobilesprout4175 4 года назад +1

      Roman Bellic
      I would, but there are settlements that need our help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map for you.

    • @simpleinverso8628
      @simpleinverso8628 4 года назад +2

      Fish: looks like meat is back In the menu boyes

    • @radioactive.redwood
      @radioactive.redwood 3 года назад

      ahh a time to be alive

  • @BlueKnight117
    @BlueKnight117 7 лет назад +274

    Shit got intense when the sea urchins invaded the krusty krab

  • @HairyHog77
    @HairyHog77 4 года назад +593

    if the two halves are alive, does that technically turn it into two urchins now

    • @kevintheshitposter4274
      @kevintheshitposter4274 4 года назад +22

      underrated af

    • @bonelesschickennuggets1868
      @bonelesschickennuggets1868 4 года назад +64

      Legit I can see someone making a super hero or villain with this kind of power.
      What did you just cut me in half? Sike now there is 2 of us

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 4 года назад +27

      Kevin the Sheep this question makes me question the very meaning of what it means to be alive

    • @jacobreddinten9796
      @jacobreddinten9796 4 года назад +5

      If robot is cut in half, would it be two robots? Just some random suggestion so no hard feeling :)

    • @alphapro6616
      @alphapro6616 4 года назад +1

      without a mouth

  • @Fries0nTheSlde
    @Fries0nTheSlde 10 месяцев назад +1

    when I was like 7 or something I've always been interested in this video, not because of wanting to eat a sea urchin, but how quick, easy, and satisfying the video is

  • @edzi9764
    @edzi9764 5 лет назад +219

    Guy: [litterly stabs the sea irchin]
    Sea urchin: mah I ain't feel like it😒

    • @actualmessiah6970
      @actualmessiah6970 5 лет назад +12

      This comment has been up for a week and no one corrected your spelling? Its literally in the title.

    • @edzi9764
      @edzi9764 5 лет назад +1

      @@actualmessiah6970 oof

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 года назад +4

      *Gets cold*
      Spiki boi: somethings wrong i can feel it

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 4 года назад +708

    "empty the water out"
    Sea Urchin: _[bleeding profusely]_

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 4 года назад +52

      that's actually seawater.

    • @willemdadrip1511
      @willemdadrip1511 4 года назад +88

      @@aquarius5264 that's actually a joke.

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 4 года назад +39

      @@willemdadrip1511 it wouldn't make sense for him to say "bleeding" if it was a joke. that's like saying you're bleeding when you're just taking a piss or crying or something lmao

    • @somepersonontheinternet3208
      @somepersonontheinternet3208 4 года назад +19

      @Aquarius that is possible for you to bleed while peeing though.

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 4 года назад +26

      @@somepersonontheinternet3208 that's besides the point

  • @joselazo6840
    @joselazo6840 3 года назад +134

    I had literally no interest in sea urchins but this video was a joy to watch. Cliff Hawk seems like such a cool guy, it felt like a guy experienced in his craft just showing the world something neat. Shoutout to James Haskin for getting it all on camera.

    • @tristanhauser5766
      @tristanhauser5766 3 года назад

      It appears you're not subbed to pewdiepie

    • @morcoroni
      @morcoroni 3 года назад

      @@tristanhauser5766 stfu

  • @J0LL1B33
    @J0LL1B33 Год назад +3

    This video was just rotting in the back of my brain before I suddenly remembered it existed. The good days when I was a curious little toddler.

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ 4 года назад +417

    This man just taught me how to survive in the ocean.

    • @xyo5417
      @xyo5417 3 года назад +58

      You're the ocean?

    • @Mxkwh
      @Mxkwh 3 года назад +11

      @@xyo5417 damn

    • @crabboi6177
      @crabboi6177 3 года назад +10

      The whole ocean huh? Wow

    • @kred1ble669
      @kred1ble669 3 года назад +8

      Hello ocean

    • @snowgeese7292
      @snowgeese7292 3 года назад +15

      its an honor to meet you mr ocean

  • @singularity108
    @singularity108 5 лет назад +92

    Yes. This is what i wanted to see. All my life i waited to see this video. I didn't find this video, this video found me.
    Now i have lost all my will to live.
    Why WAS THIS SUGGESTED!!!!!

  • @SectorIND
    @SectorIND 5 лет назад +86

    i have 7 hours untill exams
    Perfect time for a video about 3 ways to crack an Urchin

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +200

    It's easier to crack a joke than an urchin
    But I was urchin to keep scrolling down this comment section, and you sea, the jokes got more and more carp

    • @17deluxe51
      @17deluxe51 3 года назад +9

      What's up Dad?

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 года назад +7

      @@17deluxe51 wait is he back from the milk trip

    • @kibe8867
      @kibe8867 3 года назад +1

      Nice joke, Kim Jong-un😏

    • @qstn-mk.1403
      @qstn-mk.1403 3 года назад

      good one

    • @Villosa64
      @Villosa64 3 года назад +4

      Your country is in a URCHIN need of some good food

  • @chrishansen8864
    @chrishansen8864 5 лет назад +352

    *didnt know sea urchins were crackable*
    And also edible 😷

    • @No__Vanity
      @No__Vanity 5 лет назад +6

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @dirtydan7063
      @dirtydan7063 5 лет назад +14

      No I’m not gonna have a seat over there Chris Hansen

    • @chrishansen8864
      @chrishansen8864 5 лет назад +11

      @@dirtydan7063 please...let me be the gentleman and ask you first......... *may you please have a seat over there for me*

    • @chrishansen8864
      @chrishansen8864 5 лет назад +8

      @@dirtydan7063 ive been meaning to speak with you

    • @dirtydan7063
      @dirtydan7063 5 лет назад +5

      Chris Hansen I didn’t touch her

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 4 года назад +172

    As an islander, it's always a race against starfishes to get these delicious goth coconuts on the sea floor, so if we don't get any we sacrifice starfish tp the seagulls sometimes.
    But yeah, that was back when seas weren't so polluted, now we can't even find barnacles.

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 4 года назад +5

      what island or area

    • @_EllieLOL_
      @_EllieLOL_ 4 года назад +9

      “Goth coconuts”
      Lol

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 года назад +1

      naval mine lol

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 3 года назад +10

      @BxbyBK Ramirez kid you need to sit all the way back down. You literally pointed a gun at your own head trying to look cool: that is the most brain dead thing I've ever seen. Not to mention the video being the perfect definition of "incriminating evidence".

    • @seishinaozora5839
      @seishinaozora5839 3 года назад +1

      @BxbyBK Ramirez How so?

  • @94812581
    @94812581 4 года назад +272

    Bro, imagine just chillin in your home and then all the sudden your mouth is ripped open, smh, didn't even get the urchin a blanket when it got cold.

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d 4 года назад +7

      bruhh ikr? like i saw another getting his organs scooped out like smh give em water first

    • @skunknoodles6426
      @skunknoodles6426 4 года назад +14

      Bruh give him hot chocolate he's cold

    • @tirasgo
      @tirasgo 4 года назад +1

      lol who cares about these things

    • @somepersonontheinternet3208
      @somepersonontheinternet3208 4 года назад +1

      @tirasgod Vegans probably
      (I’m talking about the ones that overreact)

    • @portalisnowhere1132
      @portalisnowhere1132 4 года назад

      Like some spaghett at least you know

  • @increativehuman8401
    @increativehuman8401 Год назад +6

    I love this video simply because it feels like my dad is teaching me how open this sea urchin.

  • @josephpickell4521
    @josephpickell4521 7 лет назад +1589

    I have no clue as to why I laughed when the Seagull walked across the dock in the background at 6:35.

    • @phantom_troupe
      @phantom_troupe 7 лет назад +8

      Joseph Pickell I just looked at that 😭😭😭😭

    • @indiegamer6430
      @indiegamer6430 7 лет назад +7

      Joseph Pickell I laughed to that is so weird

    • @Zepego-jk2iz
      @Zepego-jk2iz 7 лет назад +3

      Joseph Pickell I want to be your friend.

    • @spooderweb5239
      @spooderweb5239 7 лет назад +12

      Joseph Pickell 6:30 lol

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 7 лет назад +3

      quack quack! XD

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 5 лет назад +273

    The first people to discover that these were edible had some balls...
    Balls of spikes...

    • @notmyrealname6040
      @notmyrealname6040 5 лет назад

      You mean the caveman?

    • @notmyrealname6040
      @notmyrealname6040 5 лет назад +2

      How was that an r/woosh?

    • @Rin-hh9qb
      @Rin-hh9qb 5 лет назад +11

      @TheMochaBoat that wasn't even a woosh don't abuse it

    • @avensisverso
      @avensisverso 5 лет назад

      @TheMochaBoat r/ihavereddit haha get it because you are doing r/wooosh

    • @ricardomilos6874
      @ricardomilos6874 5 лет назад

      @@avensisverso yup, hes abusing the whole woooosh system...(its 4 o's btw)

  • @thesunsmoon9206
    @thesunsmoon9206 4 года назад +99

    6:30
    WHAT THE ACTUAL CRAP WHERE DID THE SEGALL GO IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

    • @ecrradio7620
      @ecrradio7620 4 года назад +5

      It stopped.

    • @FFVII7321
      @FFVII7321 4 года назад +1

      Hahah i also wanna ask the same question 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe dat seagull was doing a magic 😁🤣🤣🤣

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 4 года назад +2

      Where
      Bottom Text

    • @yuithekitsune
      @yuithekitsune 4 года назад

      Amy was right there where’d she go!?

    • @Kizamo
      @Kizamo 4 года назад +2

      Birds aren't real

  • @hemlo6179
    @hemlo6179 3 года назад +48

    Someone: steps in a sea urchin then almost dies.
    Someone: I'm angry so I will eat you!

  • @HazbinHotelStaff
    @HazbinHotelStaff 5 лет назад +17

    I tasted one of those 3 years ago fresh out of the water. It was freaking good to my surprise. Normally things fresh from the sea tastes funny. But when I tasted this, it tasted like honey and it melts in your mouth. Good for the heart and skin.
    If you wanted to know where people get cream for their beauty products, then this is one of their sources.

  • @Q_z_
    @Q_z_ 5 лет назад +691

    Nobody:
    RUclips: *LETS CRACK SOME URCHINS*

    • @dustanbateman3019
      @dustanbateman3019 5 лет назад +1

      You with this retarded comment that everyone expects to find EVERY video:

    • @dustanbateman3019
      @dustanbateman3019 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-nj3yx2fe4z I like the "kid" call from someone who has a gamertag for a youtube channel.

    • @thenextgeneration9030
      @thenextgeneration9030 5 лет назад +2

      unfunny shit comment, 1/10 try harder

    • @adler7384
      @adler7384 4 года назад +1

      Im mad because they are mad 1/10

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 года назад

      Say less

  • @x_Bahamut
    @x_Bahamut 6 лет назад +2676

    Anyone else here just watching for satisfaction rather than a tutorial?

  • @0detosl33p5
    @0detosl33p5 3 года назад +57

    Nobody:
    The bird at 6:30 : Don't mind me just walking nothing to see here

  • @felixulcer8943
    @felixulcer8943 6 лет назад +117

    "Now that's a _F A T_ sea urchin"

  • @somesnake3869
    @somesnake3869 4 года назад +469

    "All they know is it got a little colder."
    "Hey... Brother.... Why is is getting colder...? ...Brother?"
    Brother was ejected.

    • @leigh3632
      @leigh3632 4 года назад +10

      Ahhh a fellow among us player

    • @butyumean3830
      @butyumean3830 4 года назад +9

      Brother wasn't the imposter?
      These guys: never has been

    • @Headcrabman9999
      @Headcrabman9999 3 года назад +6

      IS THAT AN AMONG US REF (REFERENCE)????

    • @butyumean3830
      @butyumean3830 3 года назад +1

      @@Headcrabman9999 no...

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 3 года назад

      A mogu

  • @TheHolyFritz
    @TheHolyFritz 4 года назад +346

    "3 ways to crack an urchin"
    4.1 Million People:
    "We will be watching your career with great interest"

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 4 года назад +1

      ah yes. I love *o y s t e r s,* especially the ones with spikes

    • @thepromiseofthisplace7831
      @thepromiseofthisplace7831 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @72streeting
      @72streeting 4 года назад

      These comment types are trash

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 4 года назад

      @@72streeting Who asked?

    • @TLAizaakZtriker
      @TLAizaakZtriker 3 года назад

      More like 40'000 people (almost the amount of likes. You can pretend there are some people who like the video but forgot to got the like button)

  • @jordanpeterson5038
    @jordanpeterson5038 Год назад +3

    Always wanted to try sea urchin. He makes cracking it open look easy.

  • @tensiityy6253
    @tensiityy6253 6 лет назад +139

    “Now that is a fat sea urchin”
    Cmon man you’ve hurt it enough 😂

    • @keeper7648
      @keeper7648 6 лет назад +5

      W8 Beast well they have no brains so they cant feel pain

    • @tensiityy6253
      @tensiityy6253 6 лет назад +6

      I know I was kiddin

    • @keeper7648
      @keeper7648 6 лет назад

      oh ok hehe

    • @Memeo.
      @Memeo. 5 лет назад

      R/whoosh

    • @Memeo.
      @Memeo. 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @excisve4429
    @excisve4429 7 лет назад +1411

    Who else is thinking of that episode of spongebob

  • @smellfish1430
    @smellfish1430 4 года назад +852

    Imagine being pregnant and then someone just cracks you into two peices and scoops your baby out.

    • @g.d.c12
      @g.d.c12 4 года назад +161

      @Alka Oraon you missin out, i love me a rib cage

    • @erieriderschillingcorner1595
      @erieriderschillingcorner1595 4 года назад +146

      @Alka Oraon you missin out, that burger i ate yesterday tasted fire.

    • @smellfish1430
      @smellfish1430 4 года назад +78

      Alka Oraon you’re missing out on some great hamburgers!
      And no, i do not support the inhumane conditions the cows are put through.

    • @koldblaze6610
      @koldblaze6610 4 года назад +94

      Alka Oraon tf? Urchins don’t have brains nor a nervous system, they don’t feel pain, they do t feel anything at all, they’ don’t even know they’re alive.

    • @laynethebreadlord7373
      @laynethebreadlord7373 4 года назад +111

      @@koldblaze6610 All they know is THEY MUST FUCK

  • @Dos679
    @Dos679 3 года назад +49

    Human: That's a fat sea urchin
    Sea urchin: *Why you bully me*

  • @Sirchampionlances
    @Sirchampionlances 7 лет назад +480

    6:12 Bleach solves everything.

    • @600-i8e
      @600-i8e 6 лет назад +34

      Lance ESD & LAJM especially suicide problems

    • @aaliyahwilliams7170
      @aaliyahwilliams7170 6 лет назад +31

      Hahahaha

    • @veve1401
      @veve1401 6 лет назад +3

      Clorox Bleach can i have some

    • @rabbitpunchies
      @rabbitpunchies 6 лет назад

      Xx##Boi##xX NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

    • @rabbitpunchies
      @rabbitpunchies 6 лет назад +2

      Do ge
      Its 2018 and people are still using bleach jokes. Im done with you normies.

  • @standardshu5497
    @standardshu5497 4 года назад +318

    Guy: Shows 3 ways to cut a urchin
    3.7 million people: interesting

    • @MilhSpears
      @MilhSpears 4 года назад +4

      IT IS INTERESTING WHAT DO YOU MEAN

    • @russiandoggo1829
      @russiandoggo1829 4 года назад +11

      This type of comments start pissin me off

    • @vickyandersen8660
      @vickyandersen8660 4 года назад

      4 mil now

    • @ethanw7416
      @ethanw7416 4 года назад +2

      @@russiandoggo1829 only starting to? these shitty copy and pasted memes and the overrated "underrated" comments have been pissing me off since they started

  • @welshdragon1736
    @welshdragon1736 4 года назад +51

    06:30 Seagull: Don't mind me in the background

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 3 года назад +23

    I prefer a dark room only lit by a large spotlight aimed down at the urchin before asking “WHERE ARE THEY?!!” The urchin usually cracks after that question

  • @eternal60214
    @eternal60214 7 лет назад +438

    That awkward moment where all the comments you see are people complaining about vegans complaining but you don't see the vegans complaining

    • @RaidriarTheRadicalKing
      @RaidriarTheRadicalKing 7 лет назад +33

      Look at the bottom keep scrolin down those comments have no likes

    • @Cheezus75
      @Cheezus75 6 лет назад +6

      Vegan alert

    • @ironstar183
      @ironstar183 6 лет назад

      eternal60214 e

    • @NEJAGames
      @NEJAGames 6 лет назад +5

      Are you the vegan that's complaining

    • @Skuarub
      @Skuarub 6 лет назад +3

      eternal60214 that’s because they made fun of them before they could comment

  • @VanillaIceMike
    @VanillaIceMike 6 лет назад +187

    I didn’t know George Bush was into making tutorials on RUclips.

    • @imtrash1236
      @imtrash1236 6 лет назад

      Michael Z lol

    • @trash_boy7513
      @trash_boy7513 6 лет назад

      * knock * * knock * * knock * FBI OPEN UP

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 4 года назад

      @Luke Koehl George H W Bush died.
      George W Bush is still alive.

  • @alexandru.r5354
    @alexandru.r5354 3 года назад +8

    never even knew this existed and this man single-handedly informed, and sold me into wanting to try it.

  • @ricenoodles5680
    @ricenoodles5680 3 года назад +29

    Sea Urchin: oh? You’re approaching me? Well come as close as you like!
    *gets picked up with the individual not being penetrated by its spikes*
    Sea urchin: SH*T

  • @itswompie
    @itswompie 4 года назад +79

    1. Why is this in my recommended?
    2. This is actually cool

  • @spectre908
    @spectre908 7 лет назад +511

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

  • @ceoofbasedcontent6897
    @ceoofbasedcontent6897 4 года назад +73

    The moment you notice after everything, the sea urchin is still moving it's spines. *shudder*

    • @Geoffthespider
      @Geoffthespider 4 года назад +7

      Yeah that's how most sea food is prepared there's a cheap CGI nemo rip off that pretty much sums up sushi restaurants.

    • @bruhman4509
      @bruhman4509 4 года назад +10

      It literally does not feel anything tho

    • @Geoffthespider
      @Geoffthespider 4 года назад +2

      @Dylan Campbell Yes couldn't remember the name of it lols.

    • @shamarab4632
      @shamarab4632 4 года назад +4

      @@bruhman4509 still made me sad

    • @domnick_1
      @domnick_1 4 года назад

      @@Geoffthespider I don't think Padak was a ripoff tho

  • @Sneakerhead14
    @Sneakerhead14 3 года назад +7

    8:33 I love when birds beg for food and humans give it to them it's funny and wholesome at the same time.