Also to add to this plan be a little strange the night before like maybe complain for a head ache a soon as you go to bed or just say your not hungry then in the morning say your tired coz you kept waking up feeling sick or sweating-like this comment if you agree or have done this before i know I have
Taekook Is life genius on the waking up all night part!! I do the night before stuff most of the time tho. If you do it every time, they will see the pattern prolly
No one.. Me missing 1 day of school: Child has cancer Bff moves Teacher arrested Someone killed Homework the rest of the year Final exams tomorrow Boyfriend cheat on 700 girls
Go slow = Parents will think I shat myself Don’t eat food = parents will beat my ass Stumble = parents think I stayed up too late Deny I’m sick = parents send me to school
I just pulled it off today 😂 i was having really bad anxiety today after getting in trouble with my homeroom teacher not to mention i just needed a mental break from school. This worked really well!! My dad knew i was not sick and wanted to stay home but I needed an excuse for my Mom.
im 16 now in highschool, ive been watching your videos since ive been 12 and honestly youve been a lifesaver, for the days i was overwhelmed i would just do the methods in your older videos and they would work almost everytime. A tip I have for anyone is to not do it frequently and if you are do it max once every 2 weeks and dont be sick for one day, be sick for atleast 2-3 days, also dont keep using the same excuse like sore throat and headache, try feeling nauseous and throwing up and having a horrible stomach ache and alternate between sore throat and stomach and youll be good.
Pro tip: the evening before you have to go to school, dont eat much just a little bit then go to bed early that’s important. Then you fake throw up or heat up your forehead and tell your parents you don’t feel so good. They will believe it because its the night before then in the morning tell your parents that it still isnt better and say you feel nauseous and stuff and boom
Do that or the opisite cuz if u eat loads and loads then the evening before act ill and sluggish when u pull this off in the morning they might think you'll puke
Omfg I'm eating soup rn! I am actually sick with a horrible cold but I have 1 day left of school before my week off so I just have to survive tomorrow without breaking down with tears in the corner of the classroom 👍
37.6C,almost vomit,headache,stumbles walking,throws me into school bus..... In the end force to push my hand in mouth and vomited..... Edit:woah thanks for the 0 likes I used to have
Worked after 3 crying sessions, 3 mental breakdowns, 1 cucumber with milk, 8 blueberries with milk, 8 strawberries with milk, 3 conversations with my mother, A 30 minute hair brushing, 4 pills, my mother yelling at me for 30 minutes straight, getting my mom angry and explaining to my mom why i am sick.
yup, same :,) I missed a week of school and I got anxiety because I’m going to school tomorrow. I missed a whole week and I still have anxiety and stomach pain.
How the HECK! Between grade 6, and 8 I have missed 1 half day. So I missed like 3 hours! One day, I actually threw up because of food poisoning from chucky cheese, and my mom said "okay, you are still going to school, you will only miss school if you throw up at school." *w h a t*
I now 17 female once woke up when I was around 4th grade and knew that an important test was on that exact day. I knew in an instant that I needed to stay home because I was so unprepared that I became so stressed that my stomach hurt. So I decided to play sick to study for the late-writers. I changed slowly, caught a few times but the moment my mum gave me my breakfast, the stress of keeping my act up and the test became so much that I ran to the bathroom and threw up for what felt like hours. My mum instantly said that I was going to stay home and if she says something, it's like a rule from the bible in that moment. This went on for like 2 days in total until I wasn't allowed to eat sweets anymore and I wasn't complaining tbh since I loved the crackers I was allowed to eat instead. The only thing was that I needed to go to school since the late-writers had to write on that exact day otherwise they would get an F on the test. Me knowing what would happen when I woukd get a bad grade went to school and luckily got home with a good grade. My mum had a really bad day when I got my test results so it kinda saved my life then :]
rest for an minute and try to get out in your house and do some thing like basketball and hang out with yourself to waste some time and when you go home if your mom ask you if you still feels bad say im ok now mom!
I usually pretend to be sick. I just tell my parents I feel like I'm going to puke any second and my stomach hurts a LOT. Also, slow motions and not wanting to eat is important! This works like a charm for me every time and I did it like, four times last term. ;)
Me in 5th grade: literally broke my wrist, feels nauseous, close to throwing up and has a headache Mom: just go to school and if you throw up or something you can go home My sister in 5thgrade: I haven't slept very well My mom: do you want to stay at home? Sister: yeah Mom: ok
Me in 1rst grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 2nd grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 3rd grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 4rth grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 5th grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 6th grade: mom can I stay home Mom: *hell no*
Me too I will sit there and not eat and kay my head down and i dont get out of bed but i actually do that when I'm really sick she always buys me Gatorade
Another tip I do once a year: My bathroom happens to be next to my parents room. Now they aren't stupid so I have to execute this perfectly. Go to a place where your parents will most likely hear it, but not see it. Eat something untill it gets mushy, but don't actually swallow. Spit it out and then make a gagging noise. If you don't know how to do that, stuck your fingers in your mouth. Cough a few times after and there you go. When it comes to eating. Your parents will get suspicious if they've never seen you throw up. If that's the case, you can either, actually make yourself throw up, or just keep a bunch of food in your mouth, make a gagging sound, and spit it out in a trashcan or sink (maybe even the floor) in front or near them. Again, I only do this once or maybe twice every year or two. My parents aren't stupid so it takes a lot. It also helps if you have a good relationship with them. Like if you respect them and they trust you. Doesn't have to be a lot, but it's recommended. If they think that you wouldn't lie to them, then this is perfect.
My mom said that this morning and she already left so when my brother is about to leave imma make throwing up sounds so he hears is then imma call my mom and tell her I threw up
It has silver liquid,ethanol or alcohol,and Mercuric oxide or some and some other dum shit Thay dont use mercury anymore because if your brakes in schools or any other place the Mercury will tend to evaporate if not clean properly which Mercury is actually very toxic if it goes airborne
I did this once but instead I had cereal and after my mom went in the garage for a smoke and then I slowly went to the cabinet and but some cereal in my mouth and milk and water and I fake puking and it landed on the floor my mom ran in and escorted me to my bed and I got to miss half the week
My new school is really good at letting you go home, literally all we need is permission from an adult or teacher or them and they call our parents depending on how ill we are but if we have a headache we just walk home.
I'm Only doing this to stay away from my Classmates. Like Literally, they Continue to lie to you, only to break you down in the end. plus it's Flu season.
I did this today and my mom is convinced that I'm sick. This worked but sadly my mom doesn't go to her job on Mondays (she is a teacher and she doesn't teach on Mondays) so now my mom keeps checking on me. I did this because I have 259 pages of weekend homework that I left for the last minute. I will do this again some day.BTW I subscribed.
When you are still living with ur parents while going to school. Parents: Aww my lovely kid. Vs When you finished school a year later and you live with ur parents. 😂you just become that fool walking around the house.
I tried it in the morning when I was getting ready for school. But my dad wanted me to go and deal with it. Then when I got to school, a couple hours later I asked to go to the nurse and said I had a cold. The nurse called my dad and he picked me up. Then the next day, I did it again and I stayed home the whole day. Thank you so much for the tip 😀 3 MONTHS LATER: I did this again after 3 months. It worked again. Tysm for this video
Here's the ultimate morning routine for faking sick! Don't let your mother find this video! Share your success stories in the comments.
Queries Of The Interweb thank you my boi! Chillin at home watching South Park rn
I'm actually sick I just started to watch this
Yeah Im watching this so my mum will believe me because I used to fake alot because I got bullied
Queries Of The Interweb my brother said he was sick to my mom and right now he is sleeping while I have to go to school
Queries Of The Interweb thank you sir you have earned a sub
My parents said “try to go to school and if u ain’t feel good go to the nurse”. :(
Me
Same
SAME UGH
Lmfao my school nurses NEVER let us go home. Especially if you had low attendance. If you broke your foot they would keep you at school no matter what
#relatable
even if i died my mom would bring my grave to school :(
lovely tessa LMFAO OMG your mom ain’t okay gurl
Same
Lol
DAT ME MOM TOO ;-;
Edit:Not really but same is what i mean
Same, my mother always says, "just go to the nurse if you don't feel good"
I did this and my mom send me to the doctor and the doctor said a I had a stomach virus
The doctor was lying
Some times even doctors are cool.
Some doctors arent thar smart so if they dont know whats up they just say sonething like you have a stomach virus
Amazing.....
IR3ACTIONZzI I same my doctor said I had the flu
Wow
Me: *Dies*
My parents: *"You're fine"*
*Drags my body to school*
OH WHAT THE BLODDY HELL
literally my entire life
Same
fr
Also to add to this plan be a little strange the night before like maybe complain for a head ache a soon as you go to bed or just say your not hungry then in the morning say your tired coz you kept waking up feeling sick or sweating-like this comment if you agree or have done this before i know I have
Taekook Is life genius on the waking up all night part!! I do the night before stuff most of the time tho. If you do it every time, they will see the pattern prolly
I did that my mom told took me to the doctor
Kpop Official life lol did that today
Kpop Official life thank you
I do this every other day XD
When you have parents that probably wouldn't even let you off school even if you were dying... '___'
Anissa Lingley SAME
yaps... same here
If I get straight A’s I can miss like a day 💀
Frrrr*
daddy ! :0 LUCKY! I've got A's (the equivalent) & I can't get a day off even if I'm ill!
Mom: *Suddenly pulls out a thermometer* Me: O_O.
Combine with fake fever, then u gucci
Cyd Amores you can put the thermometer 🌡 in the light💡 and it will make it hot that is what I did 😂
@@angelsanchez4048 ehhh they will check it again or say surrre
I was very sick once and the thermometer was broken and my mom didn't knew that so i just had to go to school.. worst day of my live
@@daank4361 Life*
No one..
Me missing 1 day of school:
Child has cancer
Bff moves
Teacher arrested
Someone killed
Homework the rest of the year
Final exams tomorrow
Boyfriend cheat on 700 girls
no bcs fr
Mood
Mood
mood
Mood
Go slow = Parents will think I shat myself
Don’t eat food = parents will beat my ass
Stumble = parents think I stayed up too late
Deny I’m sick = parents send me to school
Mission Failed
R u middleeastern?
@Liberty Sachse same
same lol
Not me they will beat my a** if I try
My parents are Asian. There’s no way in hell they’d let me skip school, even if I was dying. 😂
Bruh, mines are Hispanic. They'll find out, proceed to beat me with a sandal, throw me outside and force me to walk to school
Lmao 😂
Sophia Schmitt ikrrr! That’s y I’m here
When you steal somebody's comment
broo same they would call me dumb
Me: *pukes
Mom:IT BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE
ILike Frosties SAME
You are me
fax
Facts
FR
I just pulled it off today 😂
i was having really bad anxiety today after getting in trouble with my homeroom teacher not to mention i just needed a mental break from school. This worked really well!! My dad knew i was not sick and wanted to stay home but I needed an excuse for my Mom.
need that rn
We do not care😮
@@nigel4k91 thats a very rude thing to say.
@@Alistasia_Energy 😐😕😂😂😂
@@nigel4k91 damn I'm sure you are fun at parties
Me:*Walking unbalanced*
Mom:*Shoves me in car and throws me at school*
Thats how my mom is... -_- i hate it
Lmao
MOOD
High key🤣
I just have to throw up somehow then I’ll get out of running the mile, nah I’ll do it before school so I don’t embarrass myself
"If you say I'M SICK nobody's gonna believe that"
Me: I'M SICK
mom: okay go to bed
Tell ur mum to adopt me pls
I want this type of mom
@@megannaidoo6748 sameeeee!!!!
IKR
I wish that was my momm
“I’m a bad influence”
I think your more of an expert influence
im 16 now in highschool, ive been watching your videos since ive been 12 and honestly youve been a lifesaver, for the days i was overwhelmed i would just do the methods in your older videos and they would work almost everytime. A tip I have for anyone is to not do it frequently and if you are do it max once every 2 weeks and dont be sick for one day, be sick for atleast 2-3 days, also dont keep using the same excuse like sore throat and headache, try feeling nauseous and throwing up and having a horrible stomach ache and alternate between sore throat and stomach and youll be good.
Adults: This guy is a bad influence.
Children: Heil!
Day 1 and I just got favorited by a 24k RUclipsr.
I feel like my life is complete.
Yes
Go back to work
@@MR-MARSHALL U ALIVE BRO????
Hate to b that guy but Hail*
'' *you hate food* '' '' *food is your enemy* ''
**clicks off video**
welp, thats not gonna work
Bliss lmao me
Bliss exactly xd
simona bailey ur pfp says so
lol me
PREECH
Omg it worked!!! I fell down the stairs. THAN THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE FLU XD!! WOW SO LUCKY!
Oh my god are you okay??? Lel
@@lowkeystudios5026 she doesn't has school
Ofc she's okay
The next day I got covid 2020 be like :(
@@thatrobloxgirl3715 lol
O
Pro tip: the evening before you have to go to school, dont eat much just a little bit then go to bed early that’s important. Then you fake throw up or heat up your forehead and tell your parents you don’t feel so good. They will believe it because its the night before then in the morning tell your parents that it still isnt better and say you feel nauseous and stuff and boom
But what if they use a thermometer
Do that or the opisite cuz if u eat loads and loads then the evening before act ill and sluggish when u pull this off in the morning they might think you'll puke
Me: *pukes*
Mom: Get ready for school your gonna be late!
Potaoes unite!!
That is literally my mum, I was sick and she literally sent me to school but when my brothers are sick they get to stay home
That actually happened to me, i threw up and had a nosebleed and my dad said "I'll drop you off at lunch then" and im just like 😬😬😬
Mel S RIP, now that is just messed up
@@alex_silver1246 lmaoo, also i like ur profile pic
Me: 99% of my body is *dying*
Mom: You need to go to school it’s important
I bet she would drag your corpse to class.
I bought you a wheelchair get your ass up here's some crutches
How old are you are you 90 bro
@@UnimaginaryStudios yes you are
Better use that 1% then
the thing is, my mum never asks how im doing and whats wrong
Weirdo is WeirDedOut Feel the pain ma brudda
Fucking same
I feel your pain two, If I crap an organ my mom would still send me to school
Weirdo is WeirDedOut the glitch must not work on your device.
Weirdo is WeirDedOut same, I end up failing
Someone died: your going to school
Dying: your going!!
Fever: your going to school
Cold: OMG BABY STAY HOME
when he said “i’m a bad influence” i immediately subscribed
Same
Me too homie
Same
Sammeeee
Hahaha me to
I skipped school just to finish my homework
Wow
I'm about to do it for the same reason
That’s what I want to do 😂
Oml finally someone like me
Me 2
Omg I watched this video last night I did it this morning and it worked so now I’m home in bed eating soup yayyyyy
way to go! Enjoy your sick day off :)
"Sick" heh
Omfg I'm eating soup rn! I am actually sick with a horrible cold but I have 1 day left of school before my week off so I just have to survive tomorrow without breaking down with tears in the corner of the classroom 👍
B&G Channel how do I do it
I freaking love soup!!!!🥘
Me trying to watch this fast before school starts in 15 minutes
stressfulll
And then your parents give you the meds you don't need...
I have a way around that unless its a liquid med. Push the med into the side of your mouth when you go to take it.
@@peppershaker7215 For liquids, keep it in the area at the bottom of the mouth, and next to the base of the gums.
Ikr
oh well a lot of the time they dont work anyways plus when i fake sick the placebo effect actually makes me kinda feel what im feeling
I take it anyway.
I hope this works tomorrow
The Lego Jedi did it?
PTO Kraft YUP!!!
Was it easy?
macey whittington kinda
The Lego Jedi same
My mum dose the "if I put my hand on my child's head we'll see if they are really sick" thing
Marcile Lone same
Exacly what I do
@@th3bruhth3rs i do the same thing except i put my head on a heater lol
He did a video how to fake having a fever
I can help u get a towel put hot water on the towel put it in ur head for 3-2 min here u go!
Just watched some videos of yours here i am dressed in 5 jackets sweating like idk what sleep deprived with a dead voice and urge to vomit
I love you
I puked twice and my mom was just like
“It’s your nerves”
Well no shit
Oh shoot jeeze
Yeah my mum's like that too. I threw up all night and she said "your just tired...your teachers will be disappointed"
Same
Da fuuuuuuuu
bruh i have:
-one math homework and exam
-one physics homework
-one biology presentation
I REALLY NEED THIS OMG
Same I have so much stuff!
Same but I also got guitar thingy after school and all I know is that one of the notes is called a crothcet or something
Oof that sounds stressful. One time I actually made myself so sick I missed an entire week to get out of multiple tests that week.
Same bro
@@idontwannachill. noice 👌🏼
Me: dies
Mom: Get ready for school
*_Haha_*
If only the teachers were on our side...
Lmao
Fr
Get off that damn phone jimmy
I had a mild sinus infection so I’m going to try this tomorrow to stay home from school so I can finish this essay I need to do, wish me luck
If I say "shouldn't I go to school" or something like that my mom gonna be like k get ready
Lilith ;w; same
innit 😂
Yea😂
Same...
Broooo it freaking worked my mom told me to stay at my bed and she gave breakfast at my bed i felt like a king i felt amazing hahahaha thanks a lot
ABC DEF wtf
TITAN MSS47 nice pfp
@ creep
#mission accomplished
@ hhj
"YOU HATE FOOD. FOOD IS YOUR ENEMY"
ME: fOoD is my life
Samr
Same*
Lmao
Same
Yup
I just need a break from math class they put me in the advanced class bc I guessed every question on my eog and now am top of my class-
37.6C,almost vomit,headache,stumbles walking,throws me into school bus.....
In the end force to push my hand in mouth and vomited.....
Edit:woah thanks for the 0 likes I used to have
@Lambatanian Mapping Wtf that sucks. I'm sorry but that's some bad parenting right there
bruh, i skipped 3 days because of this... god bless you lmao
TELL ME THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Megalol
Luckyyyy
SAMe
Dood,meh Asian parents won't leave me alone
you might be a bad influence, but dude you're my saviour
Thanks man.. i am not going to school today.. did everything as you told to.. and my mom was begging me to stay😈. Thanks man😍😍😍😎😎
Shrine Phuyal oh yeah yeah
E2Z2 Gaming WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT WITH THAT PROFILE PICTURE IM SO CONFUSE DSKKS
Shrine Phuyal same but today not 8 months ago
E2Z2 Gaming oso..?
Him: you don’t need school!
Me: I wish he was my dad.
BTS Astro and NCT Stan yes sisss
i wish i had my dad
Tᴀᴇs ʙᴏᴏ bruh no you don’t cause he knows all the tricks
Milena's World damn rip
But then he will know when you're lying
Worked out soo good...
In 4h im going to a doctor
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffff!!!
Ugh you might get caught doctors are smart dude
OOOOH
Honestly my mom be doin tht shit I be scared asf knowin damn well I’m bouta get caught 🤣
šAndii miš know what is the doctor gonna say😂 ?
Worked after 3 crying sessions, 3 mental breakdowns, 1 cucumber with milk, 8 blueberries with milk, 8 strawberries with milk, 3 conversations with my mother, A 30 minute hair brushing, 4 pills, my mother yelling at me for 30 minutes straight, getting my mom angry and explaining to my mom why i am sick.
damn relatable fr
Real it’s gonna take me the whole day to convince her😭 wish me luck💀
"You already know I'm a bad influence."
Ughh, guys...
It’s patched...
Dang. You gotta do it before you update. You know the developers are really quick at patching.
aboodyri Gaming
aboodyri Gaming lol
aboodyri Gaming what's patched
SweetheartEvee Games its a joke about how this is Like a life exploit, like a video game, which usually gets patched quickly in video games
i’m not allowed to stay off school anymore because my attendance is like 57%...
Mine is worse. I did every trick in the book, my mom is now an expert on knowing if I am actually sick.
The Gaming J.D mine does that too 😂
yup, same :,) I missed a week of school and I got anxiety because I’m going to school tomorrow. I missed a whole week and I still have anxiety and stomach pain.
How the HECK! Between grade 6, and 8 I have missed 1 half day. So I missed like 3 hours! One day, I actually threw up because of food poisoning from chucky cheese, and my mom said "okay, you are still going to school, you will only miss school if you throw up at school." *w h a t*
Yes.... Lol me...
I now 17 female once woke up when I was around 4th grade and knew that an important test was on that exact day.
I knew in an instant that I needed to stay home because I was so unprepared that I became so stressed that my stomach hurt. So I decided to play sick to study for the late-writers. I changed slowly, caught a few times but the moment my mum gave me my breakfast, the stress of keeping my act up and the test became so much that I ran to the bathroom and threw up for what felt like hours. My mum instantly said that I was going to stay home and if she says something, it's like a rule from the bible in that moment.
This went on for like 2 days in total until I wasn't allowed to eat sweets anymore and I wasn't complaining tbh since I loved the crackers I was allowed to eat instead.
The only thing was that I needed to go to school since the late-writers had to write on that exact day otherwise they would get an F on the test. Me knowing what would happen when I woukd get a bad grade went to school and luckily got home with a good grade.
My mum had a really bad day when I got my test results so it kinda saved my life then :]
him: you could pull this off like once ever 6 months
me: 6 days? 6 days.
Lmao me answering a question on a test trying to convince my teacher that 𝑖𝑚 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡
I think like once a month we’ll be good not every 6months though I was thinking ever 2 months or so...
I do this every week my guy, sometimes I fail sometimes I don’t lol
Me : -Does the challenge-
Mom : **Pulls out thermometer**
My mind : Oh s-
GiraffeHQ play. Some basketball
Saaaaaaaammmmeee
rest for an minute and try to get out in your house and do some thing like basketball and hang out with yourself to waste some time and when you go home if your mom ask you if you still feels bad say im ok now mom!
Put your thermometer in a hot tea
@@machi3362 and that's why you should go with the puking approach
I usually pretend to be sick. I just tell my parents I feel like I'm going to puke any second and my stomach hurts a LOT. Also, slow motions and not wanting to eat is important! This works like a charm for me every time and I did it like, four times last term. ;)
OML TY- I DIDNT WENT TO SCHOOL FOR 3 DAYS-
I'm actually sick today, and I'm watching this for amusement
Me: *dies at school*
School nurse: *put some ice on it*
IKR
Mhm
gets revived
me: I'm coughing and bleeding bandages won't heal me...
My mum: just get a glass of water and a ice pack.
She gives me candy and sends me back to class lol
I hate school
I am trying everything to skip the school
uhh same sis
IF your really desperate drink salt water.
@@charliegiles5627 why
ll Doubles it makes you dehydrated
@@lemon-km3xl oh
"you're skipping school, so you don't have anything better to do."
me *skips school to work out and learn about copywriting*
Other people : how to get a girlfriend
Me : how to get sick
Same but the opposite of girlfriend
me in 5th grade: mom can I stay home
my mom: oh sure honey
me in 6th grade: mom can I stay home
my mom : *no*
Samee
WHAT, YOUR MOM SAID YES HOLY FUC-
When you have to tough it out at school, and deal with some people thinking you have the coronavirus. :(
Me in 5th grade: literally broke my wrist, feels nauseous, close to throwing up and has a headache
Mom: just go to school and if you throw up or something you can go home
My sister in 5thgrade: I haven't slept very well
My mom: do you want to stay at home?
Sister: yeah
Mom: ok
Me in 1rst grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: no
Me in 2nd grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: no
Me in 3rd grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: no
Me in 4rth grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: no
Me in 5th grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: no
Me in 6th grade: mom can I stay home
Mom: *hell no*
'Doing work slowly'
'Not eating food'
'Slow and gloomy voice'
'Tripping'
This is my everyday life- LMFAO
Nice
Me too I will sit there and not eat and kay my head down and i dont get out of bed but i actually do that when I'm really sick she always buys me Gatorade
SAME PLS LMFAO
finally someone that i can relate to...
Lol same
i’m so glad im found this channel-
Another tip I do once a year:
My bathroom happens to be next to my parents room. Now they aren't stupid so I have to execute this perfectly.
Go to a place where your parents will most likely hear it, but not see it. Eat something untill it gets mushy, but don't actually swallow. Spit it out and then make a gagging noise. If you don't know how to do that, stuck your fingers in your mouth. Cough a few times after and there you go.
When it comes to eating. Your parents will get suspicious if they've never seen you throw up. If that's the case, you can either, actually make yourself throw up, or just keep a bunch of food in your mouth, make a gagging sound, and spit it out in a trashcan or sink (maybe even the floor) in front or near them.
Again, I only do this once or maybe twice every year or two. My parents aren't stupid so it takes a lot.
It also helps if you have a good relationship with them. Like if you respect them and they trust you. Doesn't have to be a lot, but it's recommended. If they think that you wouldn't lie to them, then this is perfect.
That’s strangely specific and helpful thx. x
Good idea!!!
Me: Stick to the plan, execute the plan-
My dad: what plan?
Me:frick-
Mix water with the food and take a picture of it for proof
Oh and what if you mix foods that you ate earlier?
My dad: it''s just acid reflects.
Me: Mom I’m sick
Mom: Ok well if u don’t feel better go see the nurse
Nurse: *Im about to end this mans whole career*
Nurse: *Slowly brings up ice pack*
CL Evo only think the nurse says is u don’t have a fever
*_* ^~^
@'!
My mom said that this morning and she already left so when my brother is about to leave imma make throwing up sounds so he hears is then imma call my mom and tell her I threw up
Did it but
I have to go in 2 hours
Frightening mate.
big oof
You are dumb
Hello darkness my old friend
no
I could be puking out my internal organs and my dad would be like “you don’t have a fever boy get your ass to school”
Your channel is absolutely brilliant
I appreciate that Redix! You're a pretty kool kat yourself :)
Queries Of The Interweb is this glitch patched yet?
@@joelkawiraOfficial thank u so much bro I needed this lol
Me: trippin slow walk and not eating food
Also me: mom I dont feel so good
Thermometer: hold my mercury
The thermometers don't got mercury in them
It has silver liquid,ethanol or alcohol,and Mercuric oxide or some and some other dum shit
Thay dont use mercury anymore because if your brakes in schools or any other place the Mercury will tend to evaporate if not clean properly which Mercury is actually very toxic if it goes airborne
@@kermitsuiside7454 you know that it is a joke? Right?...
We still got the mercury one
@@kermitsuiside7454 they still sell mercury ones in Estonia, not sure about other countries
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Did u know 98% of what you learn in school is actually useless
So whats the 2% of it
shackylacky Mcgeough like one ela and math lesson
easy way to get likes
school is so bad i actually have a fear of getting things wrong
hey, murica.
isnt it sad that most of us hate school so much we love getting sick because that means we get to stay out
you know that 1 dislike is a parent
Marc Andrei
And teachers.
Marc Andrei *dramatic gasp* THEY'RE GONNA E-MAIL EVERY PARENT IN EXISTENCE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
lol ture that
Marc Andrei Ur mom
74 parents and teachers
I did this once but instead I had cereal and after my mom went in the garage for a smoke and then I slowly went to the cabinet and but some cereal in my mouth and milk and water and I fake puking and it landed on the floor my mom ran in and escorted me to my bed and I got to miss half the week
LUCKY
Nice 👍👍
omg thanks so much im gonna try this exact thing LMAO
Lucky! :(
Lucky af I split my head open on purpose and only got a week off
"You're going to pick the crap outta those waffles" I dieddd 😂💀
Halle Hindman I died
Halle Hindman i read your comment as soon as he said it!!😂
XD
Halle Hindman XD
VsparkhEad BR gaming Same 😂💀
Me: I’m not feeling well
Mom: if your so sick the nurse will send you home
My mom said when i am really sick i still go to school untill the techers call my mom
If I even through up a bit I get to miss school
Apolinar Delgado you are unlucky if i have a 99 fever i get it stay home
My new school is really good at letting you go home, literally all we need is permission from an adult or teacher or them and they call our parents depending on how ill we are but if we have a headache we just walk home.
emo soul lol
If that’s the case then go to the office and be like ‘o i was sick in bathroom’
Me:*dies*
My mom:GET YO A*S TO SCHOOL
SAME
Your black huh?
Iliterally did this because I didnt want my Christmas break to end just yet
Nowadays just say i cant smell or taste and they will think you got the vidddd brooo then youll be gucci
IT WORKED I STARTED A BIT LAST NIGHT!! YOU ARE AMAZING!! Problem is that I AM SOOO HUNGRY!
Haha! Loser I have snacks in my room
@@evil_patrick7073 hmm that was 8 months ago he's probably eaten a factory full of food by now
I did this and my mom still made me go to school.....
I'm Only doing this to stay away from my Classmates. Like Literally, they Continue to lie to you, only to break you down in the end. plus it's Flu season.
Same here, fuck them
U
Ikr I hate my class
The way that so many people clicked this vid so we could skip school FOR A REASON.
School is fucked up.
''You hate food"
Me: BUT I LOVE FOOOOOOODDD ;--;
Sameeee
It's for your own survival
Me but you have to do it! Eat in private.
Same
FoOd iS YoUr eNemY!
man even if I say "I'm fine. Everything's okay." My mom will be like "Ok, she can go to school!" Even if I execute everything good. 😢😢
what
Same😭
🤣 same
what
Same
I did this today and my mom is convinced that I'm sick. This worked but sadly my mom doesn't go to her job on Mondays (she is a teacher and she doesn't teach on Mondays) so now my mom keeps checking on me. I did this because I have 259 pages of weekend homework that I left for the last minute. I will do this again some day.BTW I subscribed.
Bruh, 259 pages? Left till the end? I thought I was lazy lol
I did this to my mom and I was so close until my dad woke up and said “go to school now” and it was all over
I just skimmed through this in the morning went downstairs and now I'm in bed "sick"
saaame
I’m always slow though
Random Artist SLOWER!!!!! 😂👌
10x slower
Same brh
Random Artist same
Same😂
When you are still living with ur parents while going to school.
Parents: Aww my lovely kid.
Vs
When you finished school a year later and you live with ur parents.
😂you just become that fool walking around the house.
I tried it in the morning when I was getting ready for school. But my dad wanted me to go and deal with it. Then when I got to school, a couple hours later I asked to go to the nurse and said I had a cold. The nurse called my dad and he picked me up. Then the next day, I did it again and I stayed home the whole day. Thank you so much for the tip 😀
3 MONTHS LATER:
I did this again after 3 months. It worked again. Tysm for this video
I pulled it off I slept with fan off and extra covers and I rubbed the thermometer on the bed fast and then I gave it to her and she believed it
Loved your idea bro i subscribed👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
omg thanks all of yall commenters for the ideas lmao
i put the thermometer on the heater... i got taken to hospital
Is sooo hard Mom's a nurse
Sksk Sanska R.I.P.
Sksk Sanska same, so that is why its challenge excepted
rip
Press f to pay respects
I think they patched the glitch for you.
hahahahahhaha guess whos not at school today.............meeeeeeeee
Surely I had nothing to do with that :)
was it easy bro?
I took a very cold bath if donsn’t work ur channel is my second plan
@@joelkawiraOfficial I once did that and my mom scheduled a doctors appointment
most people: wanting to skip school
me: faking sick so my mom would pay attention to me
woah, it's like me but in the past lol
Lol, the second I started picking at my food, my mom took me to bed
@chelseyczerwonka
Wut ;-;
I love staying home
chelseyczerwonka u should go to school 24 hours after throwing up smh
Me:
Teacher: Use one Word do describe school
Me: how about 2?
Me: ITS PRISON!!!!
What about HELL
I would of said it's hell
Could've just said prison but ok
HELL.
Me: throws up eyes red coughing voice scratchy eyes watering.
Mom: your gonna be late for the bus WAKE UP
did you make a rap "throws up eyes red coughing voice scratchy eyes watering."
i watch this annually on every first day of school.