I have an idea! 1. Wake up at 5:10 2. Make a Mixture (Salt,Mustard,Chicken Chunks,Nasty Stuff that you DISLIKE!) 3. Put in mouth as long as you can 4. Let your MAMA wake u up and when she says brush your teeth 5. When at the sink THROW UP the MIXTURE and make sure your mom notices!!! K ypur ready guys and gals!!
Im keeping my mouth open and staying up really late and I turned off my comfort view and turned my brightness all the way up and I get big eye bags easily. And pale skin when I don't wash my face so no face wash for me tomorrow I am usually pretty tan raspy voice is working pretty fast its pretty cracky I don't want to get sent home but more like convince my friends is that weird I don't want to stay home just want to convince my friends??? Any other things I should do I am always hungry so should I say I'm not hungry??? And not eat lunch much??? And sneak snacks when I'm not with them???? Cuz ill be STARVING
I think I broke the screen by smashing the subscribe screen.. oh I mean like just touch the subscribe button? *drops hammer* “Hey apple store I need a new iPad*
1: I put my head under a bright light and looked into it until my eyes hurt. 2:I punched my stomach until it started hurting. 3.I kept my mouth open for a raspy voice. 4.I stayed up all night. 5.I watched every possible video on how to get sick.
Hey Joel. I'm back. It's been a while. I missed around 7 videos and I am glad to see your channel doubled in subscribers. Sorry I wasn't supporting you all this time, but I had certain issues in my life that, fortunately, are solved now. I want to say I am really glad this channel exists. Obviously I don't use any of the things you teach, but it is fun to watch. You deserve more views, likes and subscribers in my opinion. Keep up the good work! (I like the new haircut)
Hey, welcome back Wolfy! Glad to have you interacting with my vids. Sorry to hear about your issues but I'm glad they're solved. I'm glad you are entertained by my content even if you don't use it (i don't use it either he he). You've been supporting me this entire time! Even when you're not liking/commenting etc.. you still support me by knowing I exist and occasionally watching my stuff. So Thanks YOU! Glad you like my haircut. I did it myself :)
Bro I got a good eye tired method. 1: Make tears. 2: stare at a white bright screen from VERYYY close 3: Rub you're eyes for a good minute. 4: leave it at that dont try to adjust this method 5: Try not to blink alot Bonus 6: MAYBE use some makeup.
Jump and land on the side of your ankle. Bend your ankle backwards until it pops/cracks I cant write anymore it’s making me cringe 😂😂😂😂 I don’t advise doing this~
1: Night before the day I wanna be sickI act sad \ slowly 2: the night before the day I wanna be sick I don't eat my food 3: I stay up all night with full brightness on my phone 4: Constantly hit my cheeks to make them red 5: has the heat up to 80°f in my room (by keeping my door closed and having no fans or nothing that blows air in my room to trap heat) So I have a high tempature 6: Bing watch these videos
As a kid, I would get my mums wine and gulp lots at one moment until I felt drunk: then I would have a hangover the next morning and my mum though I was very sick and let me stay at home haha
How I take myself look sick Step 1: keep a bottle full of water somewhere in your room Step 2: chug it all down in the morning right after you wake up Step 3: when you're in the washroom to brush your teeth you gag out all the water After all that you should puke all the water out and you face is pale and sick looking, that's what I did once every 3 months and everytime I do this I get to stay home for a whole week
I am not lazy, i just.. i have so many assignments and tests.. and it’s so hard to focus on one and the other! And exactly.. i don’t have ANY motivation at all..
you can get sick by suppressing your emotions. When you’re suppressing you’re emotions you must not show your emotion. it works the best when you’re feeling very angry
Here are a few methods good methods even tho you probably know most of them 1) make fake throw up, rice, water, and mustard, you can also throw in some random foods that will make it look more realistic or something that stinks. 2) Now this is a clever trick for girls on their period, act like you're having a horrible cramp, like you cant even barely move. This will work on most parents. 3) these are tricks to make yourself throw up. Drink hot water mixed in mustard, put two fingers as far back as you can in your mouth, drink hot water mixed with salt. Warning: Salt with water may cause health problems so be aware. 4) This will 99.9999 % work if you have allergies. Act like your throat is feeling like it's closing up but not completely. This I'm sure will get you out for a while. You will go to the doctor I'm sure. Dont over exaggerate the throat closing up, this will scare your parents way to much. 5) Pick at your food, do things slowly and act like you are tripping a little bit. (Got this from his vid) Tips: If your parents ask if your fine say yes in a really sick voice. If they ask If you wanna skip school say no, their doing something fun today, in a super sick voice. If you are doing the throw up trick with mixing water with salt or mustard, drink it slowly, little sips at a time. I hope this gets you a get out of jail free card!!!
I'm prepping for faking school two days ahead to increase my chance, I'll reply to myself in 2 days to say how it went. Currently 12:00 when I'm watching this video, gonna push one o'clock tonight I think to😷
1.stay up all night 2. Look at bright screen all night 3. Go into parents room in middle of the night and ask where the Panadol is then when they ask y say U have the worst head ache 4. In the morning you need to mumble and talk quietly
Aw, seems not eating is one of the main things. I don’t eat breakfast, I get up on my own - well, my brother does it for me, and we all bike to school. No parent involvement.
I’m literally like this every day. So there is no point XD. I already am Ill but I gotta convince my mum that I am more ill than I actually am so that I don’t have to got to that hell hole that people call school.
Did I miss an important method for making oneself look sick? How do you make yourself sick?
Queries Of The Interweb oooopoooooo cool
You are so underrated you should have 15× your subs
Queries Of The Interweb Make a video about how to steal😂😛
I have an idea!
1. Wake up at 5:10
2. Make a Mixture (Salt,Mustard,Chicken Chunks,Nasty Stuff that you DISLIKE!)
3. Put in mouth as long as you can
4. Let your MAMA wake u up and when she says brush your teeth
5. When at the sink THROW UP the MIXTURE and make sure your mom notices!!!
K ypur ready guys and gals!!
How to look sick
Be sick
not all heroes wear capes
Xurb GD thanks
*Puts on cape*
@@reed8462 LMAO 😂
Well, duh. Capes get then killed. It’s inconvenient.
Yes I know you’re talking about him.
TRUE
*that moment when you’ve stayed up all night watching videos trying to find a way to get out of school*
lol
Thats me right now
Itz Em did u go
@@trihard4145 ye i had to go to school
Why tf are you watching me
1:stay up all night
2:look at bright screen (eye strain)
3:keep mouth open (raspy voice)
4:try and make your stomach upset
5:watch all of these videos
I can do all them but 1 because I have a bedtime I already sick af but I don’t look it
Thanks man that was helpful ☺
Im keeping my mouth open and staying up really late and I turned off my comfort view and turned my brightness all the way up and I get big eye bags easily. And pale skin when I don't wash my face so no face wash for me tomorrow I am usually pretty tan raspy voice is working pretty fast its pretty cracky I don't want to get sent home but more like convince my friends is that weird I don't want to stay home just want to convince my friends??? Any other things I should do I am always hungry so should I say I'm not hungry??? And not eat lunch much??? And sneak snacks when I'm not with them???? Cuz ill be STARVING
They didn't notice 😖 But now I'm actually sick now 😆
Oh yeah yeah
its litterally 3 am and I have school tomorrow im desperate
*literally me right now*
Lmao
Same
Me right now
Sameeeeee
This channel is just how to escape school and I love it
@Robert McCabe maybe not knowing how to write right is a good reason to start going back 😂
@Mountain biking Kids I also know how to write
HAHAHAHAHAHAH get Out ScHoOl
Lmaoo
We shall escape school
When you actually feel sick but not sick enough
or
When you didn’t do that important project and it’s due tmr UH OH
For real
Or.. when you have that one subject you hate 😂😂😂😂
Literally me right now
Or when you owe a teacher a movie project that's due tomorrow and you didn't do but you have a 5 day vacation the day after that 😆
I had excuses...2 times...then,two times i was...SiCk...now I have to do this fckn projekt in a few hours, so...I MESSED UP
He deserves more subscribers
Amna Sofia Hussain true bro
*true
Ikr
No .... he doesn't
ikrrr
Acts sick in school:
Teacher: oh! Are you sick? If you don’t feel good just *put your head on your desk* :)
my teacher is like:
*oh.. You don't feel well? just drink some water.*
my teacher is like: *”oh you feel sick? go to the nurse”*
the nurse: *”get an ice pack and get back to class”*
My nurse is like oh no your sick gives water and ice pack fo back to class almost throws up 😵
My teacher told me that he was not a doctor
haha me too
I’m literally sick and haven’t eaten in 3 1/2 days and I’m still going to school??
Me neither
JJ wow ur parents are really extrict
That's the problem your not eating.
You still have to go to school that did the job now I'm sick
How are you not dead?
Not me trying to skip school to get caught up of missing assignments 💀💀💀
Same
Same😂
This dude is the reason why I have a 62% attendance at school. Lol xd
Adam Ahmed i have 100% so far but im tryin to skip 😂
I have a 36%
73%
100% but trying to skip
100% but I wanna break it tomorrow. Besides I am sick anyway lol
You might as well change your channel to how to skip school
Sister James then my parents would know what I’m trying to do
Then the parents will catch on
Why am I watching this I’m already sick
I am sick too
I just want to look more sick than I already am.
Same I just don’t look sick
i’m trying to make myself look more sick😎
Im sick,just not sick enough-
Him: “Have low concentration.”
My ADHD: “HEY HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME!”
Haha relateable
My ADHD: Allow me to introduce myself
Is that a battery WAIT IS THAT A FEATHER WAIT-
I have a question? Do you guys have dyslexia too? I mean I have ADHD tooo
@@user-dg8hw5dq8b i have dyslexia and adhd :)
@@mikeycerasno1fan lol yeah😂
How to get ligma pls
You can catch it from ninja
Lmao 🤣🤣
You need to be sugondese
Oh yeah yeah
What is ligma?
I think I broke the screen by smashing the subscribe screen.. oh I mean like just touch the subscribe button? *drops hammer* “Hey apple store I need a new iPad*
You broke an iPad, you are amazing for breaking one of apples products!
How did you type this then??
@@fayesvloggin5913 MiNd cONtRol
Before this, I got a “St. Jude” ad. And I went “oh shoot” 😂
“be an unco-ordinated peice of shit”
Finally something i can do with no acting required :)
1: I put my head under a bright light and looked into it until my eyes hurt.
2:I punched my stomach until it started hurting.
3.I kept my mouth open for a raspy voice.
4.I stayed up all night.
5.I watched every possible video on how to get sick.
Did u go school?
Did it work??
thanks i will be doing this tonight
Hey Joel. I'm back. It's been a while. I missed around 7 videos and I am glad to see your channel doubled in subscribers. Sorry I wasn't supporting you all this time, but I had certain issues in my life that, fortunately, are solved now. I want to say I am really glad this channel exists. Obviously I don't use any of the things you teach, but it is fun to watch. You deserve more views, likes and subscribers in my opinion. Keep up the good work! (I like the new haircut)
Hey, welcome back Wolfy! Glad to have you interacting with my vids. Sorry to hear about your issues but I'm glad they're solved. I'm glad you are entertained by my content even if you don't use it (i don't use it either he he). You've been supporting me this entire time! Even when you're not liking/commenting etc.. you still support me by knowing I exist and occasionally watching my stuff. So Thanks YOU! Glad you like my haircut. I did it myself :)
Thank uuuu
For some reason my parents thinks psychical health is much more important than mental. And school is stressing me out, I just need a break
Same there
Same
Bro I got a good eye tired method.
1: Make tears.
2: stare at a white bright screen from VERYYY close
3: Rub you're eyes for a good minute.
4: leave it at that dont try to adjust this method
5: Try not to blink alot
Bonus 6: MAYBE use some makeup.
Who else tried convincing your parents😑
Meeeeee
Your videos come up as soon as i need them 😂
It's because I can read your minds! lol
@@joelkawiraOfficial well I dont like my lessons tommorrow. Boom. This video shows up. Howwww
Me too haha
I love you.
Same lmao
Love ur username lmao
I needed this because a project was worth 60% of my grade and it was a whole month worth of time but didn't start
This man has probably saved so many school/work days for people
Finally, I found a channel that speaks to my inner-Shlub...
Spreading this subject matter to the masses makes me very optimistic for our future....
His new haircut ♥
Why have i been binge watching this guy, i dont want to watch these type of videos, this guy😂😂
I rarely pay attention, always tired, no motivation whatsoever and.. well, mood swings generally.
How am I even supposed to fool people
Edit: bit late
YOU ARE A HERO.
Me: I dont want to go to school, ill watch this
Me half way in: oh wait...
*its Friday night*
I srsly need this for tmr
This dude is hilarious, such amazing delivery of the content.
3:43 demon smile mood on 😂
How Can you break your leg or tear a ligament in your ankle?
Amie NYA me.
Oof I twisted my ankle but it wasn’t even twisted I had crutches but I have good acting skills
literally me
lepa bageta what??!
Jump and land on the side of your ankle.
Bend your ankle backwards until it pops/cracks
I cant write anymore it’s making me cringe 😂😂😂😂
I don’t advise doing this~
good things I have dark eyes bangs
Jungkook's girlfornd Army same
*yoongi voice*
ARMYYYYYYY
@@sylasss8473 ARMY
ArMyYyYyYyY
I spotted like 3 ARMYs watching these videos lol. ARMYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜
1: Night before the day I wanna be sickI act sad \ slowly
2: the night before the day I wanna be sick I don't eat my food
3: I stay up all night with full brightness on my phone
4: Constantly hit my cheeks to make them red
5: has the heat up to 80°f in my room (by keeping my door closed and having no fans or nothing that blows air in my room to trap heat) So I have a high tempature
6: Bing watch these videos
As a kid, I would get my mums wine and gulp lots at one moment until I felt drunk: then I would have a hangover the next morning and my mum though I was very sick and let me stay at home haha
Are you ok?
Bruh I’ve been trying to throw up for over an hour to miss school and then I just see this video
Aww he liked my comment i am so happy i wish he could reply too eeehh
Lies
@The Brainiac lol
Liar it would say if he liked it and he didn’t respond
OMG YOU CUT YOUR HAIR
It had to go Mallory. It had to go :)
nah he shaved it (;
How I take myself look sick
Step 1: keep a bottle full of water somewhere in your room
Step 2: chug it all down in the morning right after you wake up
Step 3: when you're in the washroom to brush your teeth you gag out all the water
After all that you should puke all the water out and you face is pale and sick looking, that's what I did once every 3 months and everytime I do this I get to stay home for a whole week
Finna try it out
@@narukamifr did it work?
@@narukamifr did it work
3:32 me when the pizza rolls are ready
Bruh
Ugh I hate it you’re so underrated I literally love you so much
So I tried the first part of this I had my hot bath and felt dizzy after than got dressed and put blankets on now my cat is sitting on my arm
2019 anyone? Very helpful looks like a have nu school tomorrow
I am not lazy, i just..
i have so many assignments and tests.. and it’s so hard to focus on one and the other! And exactly.. i don’t have ANY motivation at all..
Dude tysm I made myself look sick to escape school today and it freaking worked 😆😆
Parents: YOUR SUCH A BAD HUMAN!
Kids: MY HERO! :D
Some of the stuff he said I already do with out even knowing 😂😂
You literally just described all my mental illnesses in one video
Your so right! I’m sick right now and I can’t concentrate at school and whenever I try, I randomly keep dozing off without knowing it
I have watched these videos so much that I have grown attached to this man
Me: I'm sick
Nurse: Take a peppermint now shoo!
*the actual* Anna James sane with me though
Him: have low motivation
My depression: I GOT THIS IN THE BAG
I need to skip the pacer test so I'm gonna have to take these tips
Sooo.... what if I’m already sick but don’t look sick? 🤔😅
Thank God this man is alive
you can get sick by suppressing your emotions. When you’re suppressing you’re emotions you must not show your emotion. it works the best when you’re feeling very angry
Here are a few methods good methods even tho you probably know most of them
1) make fake throw up, rice, water, and mustard, you can also throw in some random foods that will make it look more realistic or something that stinks.
2) Now this is a clever trick for girls on their period, act like you're having a horrible cramp, like you cant even barely move. This will work on most parents.
3) these are tricks to make yourself throw up. Drink hot water mixed in mustard, put two fingers as far back as you can in your mouth, drink hot water mixed with salt. Warning: Salt with water may cause health problems so be aware.
4) This will 99.9999 % work if you have allergies. Act like your throat is feeling like it's closing up but not completely. This I'm sure will get you out for a while. You will go to the doctor I'm sure. Dont over exaggerate the throat closing up, this will scare your parents way to much.
5) Pick at your food, do things slowly and act like you are tripping a little bit. (Got this from his vid)
Tips: If your parents ask if your fine say yes in a really sick voice. If they ask If you wanna skip school say no, their doing something fun today, in a super sick voice. If you are doing the throw up trick with mixing water with salt or mustard, drink it slowly, little sips at a time.
I hope this gets you a get out of jail free card!!!
Btw make sure you delete your history oif how to skip school videos
He is the CEO of skipping school fr
im waking all night to skip school but it won't work...and then i feel sleepy in class lol
Bro knows his ways.
Ha ha ha! The way you say “Your-welcome” is really COOL!!
Helpp ive already stayed off school for 2 days but i dont wanna go again so im watching these hoping my mum will believe me 🤞🤞🤞🤞
Thanks. I got to stay home from school and practice today.
Do how to make fake throw up
He’s not wrong
II Cloudy Woolfii II I said to make fake throw up not how to
The Challenge Kids mix rice, mustard, and water or Gatorade (maybe other things like cereal or ketchup)
Ridley St.Clair ok thanks it worked
@@tobiased5407 and pull down
I'm prepping for faking school two days ahead to increase my chance, I'll reply to myself in 2 days to say how it went. Currently 12:00 when I'm watching this video, gonna push one o'clock tonight I think to😷
how did it go king shdhshs
@@natalijatomic6679 I'm guessing it didn't work
I used the act moody one my mom thought I was on my period I’m dying
Perfect I just pulled an all nighter
this guy knows what us kids want
This person probably never went to school because he probably always used these methods! I love your videos!
You’re so funny and deserve more subscribers
Thanks Cameron! Glad I could bring some lol's to your day.
Thx man this will really help me skip class
this actually worked 4 me today
Ahhh feels good, thanks man got out of school today. Feels could chilling on a monday
1.stay up all night
2. Look at bright screen all night
3. Go into parents room in middle of the night and ask where the Panadol is then when they ask y say U have the worst head ache
4. In the morning you need to mumble and talk quietly
I already fucked it up that’s why I’m watching these videos if I don’t prove that I’m sick my phone gets taken away
I just got back from vacation and my ELA teacher is literally pressuring me to catch up ( I missed 3 days) and I just can’t deal with it
Those moments when you discover that those things are things you do normally.
Ues I can finally complete a vid and not wait for after school
Not all heroes were capes
You are a underated RUclipsr I literally got off school so many times using this method and other ones thank you.
All the things he described as having low motivation and low concentration is not me being sick it’s me everyday of my life in school
AHAHA im being brought to Urgent care :)
But I’m like all of these on a daily basis anyway
i literally do all of those things on a daily basis haha
Why am I watching these? I am already sick at home right now. 🤢
How to go home from school early
Legacy my school sends you home early if you just say “I feel sick” guess who got send home today
@@beth7385 my school NEVER sends people home
I have 5 classes all with homework due tomorrow and I didn't do any of them and I didn't practice for music so I'm kinda desperate...
8 months later I am in exactly the same situation as you wtf??? Are you me from the future
Aw, seems not eating is one of the main things. I don’t eat breakfast, I get up on my own - well, my brother does it for me, and we all bike to school. No parent involvement.
You deserve so many more subscribers I love youu!
awww. Thanks Emily :)
I’m going to stay up all night currently 1:31 am so I’m tired and then “sick.”
god speed!
You are fun to listen.i am grandmother I am taking lessons so that ican be a smart woman
I’m literally like this every day. So there is no point XD. I already am Ill but I gotta convince my mum that I am more ill than I actually am so that I don’t have to got to that hell hole that people call school.
Every time I tried this how to fake sick and stuff it works but it always make me real sick
It’s Friday tommorow and I’m staying up all night trying to not go to school becuz I didn’t have in something that it due tomorrow
You just taught so many kids how to stay out of school