I am in South East Queensland and there is a massive storm moving above us right now. Not much rain yet but the Thunder is impressive. We have been hammered this week with storms, still not as bad as our mates up in North Queensland. Just another annual lead up to our Aussie Christmas
This is why I love being an Australian. We don't take ourselves too seriously, know how to have a good laugh, we all have a Master's Degree in Taking The Piss Out of Everyone and are training up the next generation to continue these great Aussie Traditions. As I sit here a couple of days before Christmas in the Beautiful South East Queensland it is 5 O'clock special time. The thunderstorms have been knocking us for a 6 almost every day this week and they normally hit around 5pm just when most people are starting to come home from another hard day counting down the hours until it is the traditional 1 to 2 week great Christmas to New Years Office shut down. This afternoon's storm is looking like a really bad one if the Thunder that is currently overhead is anything to go by. Wish you and the family a Very Merry Christmas and an amazing 2024. I also now want to get a Wombat for Christmas. Pity they grow into very fat, heavy, aggressive little ancle biters.
Listen mate, you've had that many you are talking about the weather to strangers in the comment section. Although the overall positive sentiment has been conveyed and appreciated, I feel you owe it to us as innocent readers to be more entertaining (read "less Aussie-centric old fart waffle) and I hope you take these words to heart and return refreshed and emboldened in the new year ready to hit us with something perhaps a little witty or memorable. Merry Christmas from a neighbour mate. 🤔🤣👍🎅
When I lived in China I went with my secretary Mei to the hairdressers. The guy was standing behind me but doing nothing. I asked Mei what was the problem and the guy told her he had never cut hair that wasn't black. I got her to tell him to not worry even if he made a mistake it would grow out in a couple of weeks.
The TV show is not all news, it's a morning show that includes some news segments amongst other things. They have hours to fill. Nobody minds killing time having the hosts laughing uncontrollably at squirrels or muffs.
A mitre cut is also a precise cut in woodworking of less than 90°, usually 45° (can be anywhere between) for a mitre joint which forms a 90° corner. Also mitre boxes help line up these precise cuts quickly.
@@TanyaDolan No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
I think it’s funny how certain words mean different things. In Australia, thongs are flip flops, not G strings. A fanny is a vagina, not a butt. A rubber is an eraser, not a condom. Pissed is drunk, not angry. When I lived in America, the first few months were very amusing conversations 😂 Even when I said it’s spitting outside, people looked at me like I had two heads…spitting means sprinkling rain.
So when a person is " pissed off at the government " they are drunk at the government ??? Class dismissed... So pissed means drunk of angry .. you can thank me later, as long as your not " pissed off " 😀😀😀😀
Hey Ian, with the 1st short where the hosts are laughing at the innuendo, those shows aren’t specifically “news”. They are similar to Good Morning America, so mostly entertainment with short news updates every half hour.
Ian I love your content mate but please increase the size of the picture you are trying to show. I suggest that you should watch this video on a phone to see what some of us see
My mother in law needed a trim while visiting Italy No English at all was understood, she described with her fingers how much she wanted off but they left her with that amount of hair from the top instead She knew this was odd and still did nothing
I know exactly why Carl has lost the plot laughing, then it spreads to others. Because the word "Muff" in Australian Slang also means the pubic hair at the front of the female pubic area.
Hi my dad always told me that if there are 2 hairdressers in a store get the one with the worst cut to do you because they would have cut the one with the good cuts hair cheers from Australia
Regarding haircuts: when I was a boy, my uncle regularly complained that he paid more than I did, even though he was almost bald, while I had long, curly hair. I told him that in my case I paid for a haircut, whilst in his case they charged a higher search fee. He was not greatly amused. 😅
@@sharonbrown7419 No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
I cut my own hair with clippers, No comb, just a zero cut, to get that done at my local barber is $35, only time I have had my head shaved professionally is when my friends sister had a apprentice, I was asked to be a subject, I volunteered to be the subject in a heart beat, cost me nothing, both my friends sister and her apprentice were hot AF, it was the best haircut ever.
In my opinion, if you haven't learned to cut your own hair past the age of 30 you're a bit slow, just plain old lazy or enjoy the barber experience (being touched and forking out slightly unreasonable coin.) I mean a bloke can learn to shave when he's young - but get clippers, scissors and a mirror out when you're older and that's too tall an order?
G'day mate, happy gravy day. 21st of December is gravy day in Australia, you might already know that, afterall you are an honorary Aussie. If not, please react to Paul Kelly " how to make gravy " the 2021 version. It's a song that doesn't have a chorus but it does have a recipe for making gravy. I've been part of the community for a long time so I can't remember if you've reacted to it before, plus I'm an old goat. Love to all the family mate
@@user-lu3nn5ly3f I truly hope he reacts to it. I hope you enjoy it, I'm quietly confident you will. It's a Christmas song with a difference, from the perspective of someone incarcerated and the first Christmas away from family. Yes, we Aussies are different. Best wishes for the holiday season to you and your family
When hair was trending to long (the seventies) I tried to grow my hair long but my father has clippers and I lost most of my hair when he caught me. Not a good time to be kid.
We don’t have squirrels in Australia, they were viewing an American video. We have possums instead, which are in the same proportions as squirrels in comparison, but they are nocturnal and live in the trees, and are super cute, unlike the opossums America has.
My sympathy is with the barbers I'm the original Mr Potato Head. I think my mother tried to shove me back in with a mallet , so I just accept what ever hair cut I get and wait two weeks.
The guy, and his daughter with the baby wombat, live here in Gippsland Victoria and I believe he rescues some baby wildlife. He has a farm with a menagerie of animals including a large amount of free range Guinea Pigs. He is funny as!
@@bernieozzie7480 No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
What I find hilariously is the way many Americans say phrases like: "So what you're gunna wanna do is go ahead and . . ." A total of 10 words that are always redundant ! I don't think they even know they're saying it. eg: "So what you're gunna wanna do is go ahead and press enter on the key board." vs "Press enter on the key board."
The one that gets me is when whoever says :- Then, or Now, Im going to go ahead and glue the cap on the bottle. No one is going anywhere so I dont know why they think they are going ahead ( ?)
Agreed! And 'swap it out' vs swap !!! And 'running' instead of using. "What battery are you running in your drill?". How about "what amp hour battery are you USING" ...
I think you needed to have added subtitles or something. The audio quality on the videos were lesser than your speaking voice, so I couldn't make out a lot of it.
Hey big fella, I know you enjoy aussies and there stories and slang, there’s a podcast you would enjoy and it’s called “alpha blokes podcast” give them a listen I’m sure you’ll have a smile on your face constantly
That squirrel video....we don't have squirrels in Australia. Except my Perth born significant other says we do. I'm from Melbourne. Apparently, the Perth squirrels escaped from the Zoo, and are now all over the place. I looked it up, and she's 100% right, and I 100% apologised. In Melbourne we have had Asian tourists bussing up to our parks after nightfall in Summer to feed and photograph our native squirrels and monkeys for many years. These are of course, native marsupial ringtail possums. Also having been to USA, Canada and the UK, I have seen a few squirrels in my travels. I tried to tell my darling how cute squirrels are....that's how I found out about the Perth Squirrels. I may have been a been a bit of a hardwood deck explaining to her that there are no squirrels in Australia. This is why the scientific method is important, and why you need to acknowledge when you are wrong.
I hadn’t seen a hairdresser for so long because my regular stylist retired, so, I made an appointment at a popular salon and then, on the day of the appointment, slept through my alarm after a night of asthma attacks. Apologised but was too embarrassed to go back … so, I walked into an empty salon at a major shopping mall looking like an aging hippy. I walked out looking like Prince Valiant … chop, chop, no style at all. I could have put a bowl on my head and asked my husband to cut my hair for FREE! 😳
Dude. You totally need to check out the trailer for an Aussie movie coming out next month called Rippy. Its a horror based on a huge kangaroo gone rogue. Would love to see your reaction. You rock by the way!!!
Gidday mate. I only just saw this video of yours and loved it. A remark - In the opening segment, with Karl Stefanović "losing it", he gets a response from the girl, to his Ugg Boot comment that "This is my MUFF". I am pretty damn sure he is laughing so much because he is thinking of the Aussie slang word meaning for Muff. The Muff refers to a ladies' front 'naughty' bit. Another nickname is "The Map Of Tassie (pronounced ta-zz-ie). So you can see why the poor bloke lost it when she said what she did.
I learnt to cut my own hair during covid lock down at first I used some dog clippers now I have a good set and I always get what I want, not what the barber thinks I should get. I remember one hair cut I paid for was so awful I went to a different barber the next day to try to fix it. The small Sydney suburb where I live has 5 barber shops for some reason, one lady's hairdresser, 4 Thai massage shops and no banks ... it's a strange suburb
It’s not the news , it an early morning show . We can turn anything into a joke , and do . lol , live here long enough and it just happens . It’s Australia 🇦🇺
A clergy mitre is a type of headgear worn by high-ranking clergy members, such as bishops, abbots, and cardinals, in various Christian denominations, including Roman Catholic, Anglican, and some Lutheran churches. The mitre is a tall folding cap, consisting of two similar parts rising to a peak and sewn together at the sides.
1:34. Dude enough with trying to use America failed English to correct the videos. It is indeed mitre 10 not meter 10 like you are trying to say. Birds have mites, not meets, but the re at the end mite-R, or pronounced in Aussie as My-ta really fast
Im Australian and I'm in Melbourne and trust me wombats are not pets, that guys probably a wildlife worker in qld coz u don't see that nonsense in Melbourne
Ive walked out of a hairdressers without paying as a kid, because they messed up. Got home, had mum fix. As an adult, no need as yet. But i still would
My daughter took her brother for a haircut before her wedding and marched him back in after it was done and said he wasn't coming to her wedding looking like that. In the end he looked like what we called The Old Bill! Yes, we are Australian. For his own wedding, he wore jeans and work boots, what I thought might be a flanno but turned out to be a checked cotton long sleeve shirt, a large piece of Boulder Opal that I had bought him a few years prior around his neck, beard and hair neat and tidy with the hair tied up at the back, and a leather cowboy hat. Wife wore traditional white wedding gown, looked absolutely gorgeous, and my 30yo trucker son cried all the way through the ceremony. He's all Aussie, but more kiwi culturally. And my husband, now in his 70s, refuses to go to a modern barber as he doesn't want to be cool. What can a woman do?
Yeah imho the majority of Americans take their hair (like so many other things) way too seriously. It is indeed only hair, you will find most people don't even notice, if or until you point it out yourself. Also it's true give most people's hair a couple of weeks and it's all good again. Most men in my life would never be caught dead discussing their hair or hair cut in a serious manner. Oh they'd mention it or some one else's hair but only to take the piss out of them selves or others, just to have a laugh. When there's not a great deal you can do about it anyway why not laugh...
that first video is scripted. they did it all the time, exact same routine with different punchlines. often the women would say something with innuendo and remain stoic, and the men would fake hysteria and pretend couldn't continue. some people loved it, some people didn't.
At 3:46 where that spider engages a threat posture was a moment that I needed to do a double take on if indeed that is a huntsman spider. I've never seen a huntsman spider out in the open do that. Wow!
Out on the patio we'd sit,
And the humidity we'd breathe,
We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields
Laugh and think, this is Australia.
😅👌
I am in South East Queensland and there is a massive storm moving above us right now. Not much rain yet but the Thunder is impressive. We have been hammered this week with storms, still not as bad as our mates up in North Queensland. Just another annual lead up to our Aussie Christmas
@@carlamullenberg1029 I'm getting storms on Christmas eve
@@carlamullenberg1029I got the BCC alert about the time you wrote that 👍
Now that song is stuck on replay.
This is why I love being an Australian. We don't take ourselves too seriously, know how to have a good laugh, we all have a Master's Degree in Taking The Piss Out of Everyone and are training up the next generation to continue these great Aussie Traditions. As I sit here a couple of days before Christmas in the Beautiful South East Queensland it is 5 O'clock special time. The thunderstorms have been knocking us for a 6 almost every day this week and they normally hit around 5pm just when most people are starting to come home from another hard day counting down the hours until it is the traditional 1 to 2 week great Christmas to New Years Office shut down. This afternoon's storm is looking like a really bad one if the Thunder that is currently overhead is anything to go by. Wish you and the family a Very Merry Christmas and an amazing 2024. I also now want to get a Wombat for Christmas. Pity they grow into very fat, heavy, aggressive little ancle biters.
Listen mate, you've had that many you are talking about the weather to strangers in the comment section. Although the overall positive sentiment has been conveyed and appreciated, I feel you owe it to us as innocent readers to be more entertaining (read "less Aussie-centric old fart waffle) and I hope you take these words to heart and return refreshed and emboldened in the new year ready to hit us with something perhaps a little witty or memorable. Merry Christmas from a neighbour mate.
🤔🤣👍🎅
good thing to see you're still close to your roots mentioning the weather all the time
They eat roots and leave
Perth here, jealous 😊
Yes they do@@rachelhead4986
When I lived in China I went with my secretary Mei to the hairdressers. The guy was standing behind me but doing nothing. I asked Mei what was the problem and the guy told her he had never cut hair that wasn't black. I got her to tell him to not worry even if he made a mistake it would grow out in a couple of weeks.
The TV show is not all news, it's a morning show that includes some news segments amongst other things. They have hours to fill. Nobody minds killing time having the hosts laughing uncontrollably at squirrels or muffs.
Good thing we don't have beavers, eh?
@@ianhelyar6383 There's a restaurant/bar down the road from me called the Thirsty Beaver.... lol
Aussie humour is just the best.
🦘😂🤣😂🤣🦘
Hi from Queensland Australia... love the cap/hat you are wearing... go the mighty Maroons .
Cheers 🙂
It's Mitre 10, an Aussie hardware store
Yes, not pronounced meeter 10
A mitre cut is also a precise cut in woodworking of less than 90°, usually 45° (can be anywhere between) for a mitre joint which forms a 90° corner. Also mitre boxes help line up these precise cuts quickly.
that flying fox with the broom crime scene was hilarious.
Are you serious ? Why would you even think that was a flying fox ? Things need wings to fly .
People it's a sugar glider or the "Australian flying squirrel".
@@TanyaDolan No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
We don’t have squirrels in Australia.
@@yvetteproctor1731 sorry but we do.
Happy gravy day ian and family
Metre is “meeter”, Mitre is “mighter”
I think it’s funny how certain words mean different things. In Australia, thongs are flip flops, not G strings. A fanny is a vagina, not a butt. A rubber is an eraser, not a condom. Pissed is drunk, not angry. When I lived in America, the first few months were very amusing conversations 😂 Even when I said it’s spitting outside, people looked at me like I had two heads…spitting means sprinkling rain.
So when a person is " pissed off at the government " they are drunk at the government ??? Class dismissed... So pissed means drunk of angry .. you can thank me later, as long as your not " pissed off " 😀😀😀😀
Hey Ian, with the 1st short where the hosts are laughing at the innuendo, those shows aren’t specifically “news”. They are similar to Good Morning America, so mostly entertainment with short news updates every half hour.
Ian I love your content mate but please increase the size of the picture you are trying to show. I suggest that you should watch this video on a phone to see what some of us see
My mother in law needed a trim while visiting Italy
No English at all was understood, she described with her fingers how much she wanted off but they left her with that amount of hair from the top instead
She knew this was odd and still did nothing
I know exactly why Carl has lost the plot laughing, then it spreads to others. Because the word "Muff" in Australian Slang also means the pubic hair at the front of the female pubic area.
Hi my dad always told me that if there are 2 hairdressers in a store get the one with the worst cut to do you because they would have cut the one with the good cuts hair cheers from Australia
Hilarious! 😂 I definitely don't know any of these people, definitely don't do that stuff! 😉😁👍
Us Aussies can find anything funny and it gets on TV. That Flying Squirrel was my favourite.😂 Merry Christmas to you and yours.
That squirrel obviously od'd on Rocky & Bullwinkle growing up 😉
I don't know if you've featured an Aussie called Carl Barron. He's an Aussie comedian, you'd love. He's all over youtube so have a look mate.
Regarding haircuts: when I was a boy, my uncle regularly complained that he paid more than I did, even though he was almost bald, while I had long, curly hair. I told him that in my case I paid for a haircut, whilst in his case they charged a higher search fee. He was not greatly amused. 😅
G'day Mate! We don't have any squirrels in Australia flying or otherwise so that had to be a foreign clip shown on Aussie TV... Cheers!
It was definitely Aus. It's a sugar glider.
Our gliders are sweet in OZ.
@@sharonbrown7419 No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
Love how you've actually picked up our Aussie accent for certain words
Omg that magician, hilarious 😅😅😅👏👏
I cut my own hair with clippers, No comb, just a zero cut, to get that done at my local barber is $35, only time I have had my head shaved professionally is when my friends sister had a apprentice, I was asked to be a subject, I volunteered to be the subject in a heart beat, cost me nothing, both my friends sister and her apprentice were hot AF, it was the best haircut ever.
$35 what , we're do you live it's only $20 everywhere in my area
@@anthonygitto9198$20? Standard cost for a man's haircut in UK is more like £10 (about US$12.50) LOL
In my opinion, if you haven't learned to cut your own hair past the age of 30 you're a bit slow, just plain old lazy or enjoy the barber experience (being touched and forking out slightly unreasonable coin.) I mean a bloke can learn to shave when he's young - but get clippers, scissors and a mirror out when you're older and that's too tall an order?
that's nearly the same...@@frankhooper7871
I have had between a No2 or 4 shave for 40 years, I haven't cut it in 18 months and now have past shoulder length silver hair. it's kind of cool
G'day mate, happy gravy day. 21st of December is gravy day in Australia, you might already know that, afterall you are an honorary Aussie. If not, please react to Paul Kelly " how to make gravy " the 2021 version. It's a song that doesn't have a chorus but it does have a recipe for making gravy. I've been part of the community for a long time so I can't remember if you've reacted to it before, plus I'm an old goat. Love to all the family mate
@@user-lu3nn5ly3f I truly hope he reacts to it. I hope you enjoy it, I'm quietly confident you will. It's a Christmas song with a difference, from the perspective of someone incarcerated and the first Christmas away from family. Yes, we Aussies are different. Best wishes for the holiday season to you and your family
WTF is gravy day, never bloody heard of it, must be some gen z shit 😀😀
@@thispranksux7374: I'm sure there are nicer ways to ask a question.
@@juliewoodman2439 I'm sure there is, but I really don't give a shit 😁
I love watching you watching us we are a very happy country. Merry Christmas to you and your family and catch up next year
Yeah nah it IS 'my-ter 10' Ian 🙂 .. Mitre 10
Cheers Ian & family from Canberra, the most exciting capital in the world. _Nope, it is pronounced "Miter"._
When hair was trending to long (the seventies) I tried to grow my hair long but my father has clippers and I lost most of my hair when he caught me. Not a good time to be kid.
We don’t have squirrels in Australia, they were viewing an American video. We have possums instead, which are in the same proportions as squirrels in comparison, but they are nocturnal and live in the trees, and are super cute, unlike the opossums America has.
My sympathy is with the barbers I'm the original Mr Potato Head. I think my mother tried to shove me back in with a mallet , so I just accept what ever hair cut I get and wait two weeks.
Karl is my least favourite Aussie.
He's certainly up there
It's only 3 weeks between a bad haircut and a good one depends on how long you can remember as a kid.
I would do ANYTHING to be a wombat carer.
My wife cuts my hair at home, it's free, and why I wear a hat - FTFY
Since my wife became disabled I cut my own hair! Always plan to stay home that week!
Jason Maher is the aussie street performer there I think. He has a youtube channel and performs some pretty cool yet quick magic tricks and lessons.
there is only 2 weeks between a bad hair cut and a good one
Oh, you actually went for that look?
Sorry Mate, I thought it just sorta happened, you know, organically!
@IWrocker You should watch Shammi, Maitland Hanley and also Marty and Michael for a great laugh
you should rename your channel to i desperately wanna become an aussie.
We pronounce mitre 10 My ta or My Ter 10. It’s like home hardware in the USA
The guy, and his daughter with the baby wombat, live here in Gippsland Victoria and I believe he rescues some baby wildlife. He has a farm with a menagerie of animals including a large amount of free range Guinea Pigs. He is funny as!
Maaaaate. Love your Richmond koala. Subscribed!!!!!
3:51 Commentary... Cant see the look of relief on her face "BANG" Laughing my ass off, I mean literary 🤣🤣
I'm so sick of my kids playing with their wombats when it's dinner time
Loving the cap
You tell them what you want, and what you get is the ‘bog standard’ cut!
Haircut. Mate number 4 all over thanks.
Top marks to the squirrel...
A quintessential Aussie moment is to watch the directors cut of Wolf Creek 2. Good wholesome family movie. 🤣
I've seen that squirrel video somewhere before. It's not an Australian video, but it did go viral here briefly, a couple of years ago.
Could be a glider
@@bernieozzie7480 No, it's a Red giant flying squirrel or common giant flying squirrel (Petaurista petaurista), it's apparently called Bobo and the owner lives in Taiwan.
What I find hilariously is the way many Americans say phrases like:
"So what you're gunna wanna do is go ahead and . . ."
A total of 10 words that are always redundant !
I don't think they even know they're saying it.
eg: "So what you're gunna wanna do is go ahead and press enter on the key board."
vs "Press enter on the key board."
The one that gets me is when whoever says :- Then, or Now, Im going to go ahead and glue the cap on the bottle. No one is going anywhere so I dont know why they think they are going ahead ( ?)
@@margareth1504 Spot on ! ! ! 😠
'So, I hope you go ahead and have a Happy New Year.' 😉😜😃
(As one would say in the US of A)
Agreed! And 'swap it out' vs swap !!! And 'running' instead of using. "What battery are you running in your drill?". How about "what amp hour battery are you USING" ...
Its a bit late at night, just a bit, and I couldnt stop laughing - so funny, was waking everyone up. 😅
😂😂😂
The guy with the little girl and the wombat has a tiktok
Awsome bloody hat
I’m Aussie and I didn’t laugh once
I think you needed to have added subtitles or something. The audio quality on the videos were lesser than your speaking voice, so I couldn't make out a lot of it.
You can find subtitles by clicking top right. 'cc' will appear, click on that and off you go.
OMG The squirrel was priceless.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.🎉🎉🎉🎉 May the world see peace and ❤❤❤❤ in the coming year
Hey big fella, I know you enjoy aussies and there stories and slang, there’s a podcast you would enjoy and it’s called “alpha blokes podcast” give them a listen I’m sure you’ll have a smile on your face constantly
That's a clip from our Podcast! Glad you enjoyed it mate.
I'm at the age where I don't give a shit about my haircut.
No, it’s Mitre 10 (my-ter), not Metre 10 (me-ter)
That squirrel is a legend! 👍😂🇦🇺
Onya Ian!
That squirrel video....we don't have squirrels in Australia.
Except my Perth born significant other says we do. I'm from Melbourne.
Apparently, the Perth squirrels escaped from the Zoo, and are now all over the place. I looked it up, and she's 100% right, and I 100% apologised.
In Melbourne we have had Asian tourists bussing up to our parks after nightfall in Summer to feed and photograph our native squirrels and monkeys for many years. These are of course, native marsupial ringtail possums.
Also having been to USA, Canada and the UK, I have seen a few squirrels in my travels. I tried to tell my darling how cute squirrels are....that's how I found out about the Perth Squirrels. I may have been a been a bit of a hardwood deck explaining to her that there are no squirrels in Australia. This is why the scientific method is important, and why you need to acknowledge when you are wrong.
I hadn’t seen a hairdresser for so long because my regular stylist retired, so, I made an appointment at a popular salon and then, on the day of the appointment, slept through my alarm after a night of asthma attacks. Apologised but was too embarrassed to go back … so, I walked into an empty salon at a major shopping mall looking like an aging hippy. I walked out looking like Prince Valiant … chop, chop, no style at all. I could have put a bowl on my head and asked my husband to cut my hair for FREE! 😳
The reason why Carl was laughing I the first clip when the lady said MUFF is because MUFF is slang for the female lady part down below
I'm Irish and the Best thing about Australia is Karl Stefanovic, a legend
If you want a laugh, but not for the little one's because of the Aust Language you should watch the Aust show called "Superwogs".
Thanks for wearing Qld Maroons nrl cap.. GO QUEENSLAND
That’s me @3:58
Dude. You totally need to check out the trailer for an Aussie movie coming out next month called Rippy.
Its a horror based on a huge kangaroo gone rogue. Would love to see your reaction. You rock by the way!!!
Gidday mate. I only just saw this video of yours and loved it. A remark - In the opening segment, with Karl Stefanović "losing it", he gets a response from the girl, to his Ugg Boot comment that "This is my MUFF". I am pretty damn sure he is laughing so much because he is thinking of the Aussie slang word meaning for Muff. The Muff refers to a ladies' front 'naughty' bit. Another nickname is "The Map Of Tassie (pronounced ta-zz-ie). So you can see why the poor bloke lost it when she said what she did.
Go the broncos
I learnt to cut my own hair during covid lock down at first I used some dog clippers now I have a good set and I always get what I want, not what the barber thinks I should get. I remember one hair cut I paid for was so awful I went to a different barber the next day to try to fix it. The small Sydney suburb where I live has 5 barber shops for some reason, one lady's hairdresser, 4 Thai massage shops and no banks ... it's a strange suburb
The wombat does square shit... I'm not kidding... like cubes
It’s not the news , it an early morning show . We can turn anything into a joke , and do . lol , live here long enough and it just happens . It’s Australia 🇦🇺
hey Ian, you can't very well turn around to your missus and go, Hey that's one shit haircut you just did. it's not going to end well, just a heads up
A clergy mitre is a type of headgear worn by high-ranking clergy members, such as bishops, abbots, and cardinals, in various Christian denominations, including Roman Catholic, Anglican, and some Lutheran churches. The mitre is a tall folding cap, consisting of two similar parts rising to a peak and sewn together at the sides.
Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi 👍
G'day Infinity Ward Rocker! Love your vids! Peace to you and you family.
Just so you know, we don’t have squirrels in Australia. They were reacting to a viral video.
Bro's got a VL Calais Turbo poster in the back there, back in the 2000's that car was known as Victorian royalty :D
1:34. Dude enough with trying to use America failed English to correct the videos. It is indeed mitre 10 not meter 10 like you are trying to say.
Birds have mites, not meets, but the re at the end mite-R, or pronounced in Aussie as My-ta really fast
There are no squirrels in Australia.Just possums. That’s footage from U.S.
Damn, if you think this is funny, you should have experienced the 70's and 80's.
Im Australian and I'm in Melbourne and trust me wombats are not pets, that guys probably a wildlife worker in qld coz u don't see that nonsense in Melbourne
4:15 Daniela cuts your hair? How's it look, dear? Yeah, great, love!
Ive walked out of a hairdressers without paying as a kid, because they messed up. Got home, had mum fix. As an adult, no need as yet. But i still would
My daughter took her brother for a haircut before her wedding and marched him back in after it was done and said he wasn't coming to her wedding looking like that. In the end he looked like what we called The Old Bill! Yes, we are Australian. For his own wedding, he wore jeans and work boots, what I thought might be a flanno but turned out to be a checked cotton long sleeve shirt, a large piece of Boulder Opal that I had bought him a few years prior around his neck, beard and hair neat and tidy with the hair tied up at the back, and a leather cowboy hat. Wife wore traditional white wedding gown, looked absolutely gorgeous, and my 30yo trucker son cried all the way through the ceremony. He's all Aussie, but more kiwi culturally. And my husband, now in his 70s, refuses to go to a modern barber as he doesn't want to be cool. What can a woman do?
CARL BARRON BRO? Search him! Aussie comedy!!!!!!!! ¡
Take a gander - You are learning Aussie "Slang" LoL - wtf are you teaching the children ?
Yeah imho the majority of Americans take their hair (like so many other things) way too seriously. It is indeed only hair, you will find most people don't even notice, if or until you point it out yourself. Also it's true give most people's hair a couple of weeks and it's all good again. Most men in my life would never be caught dead discussing their hair or hair cut in a serious manner. Oh they'd mention it or some one else's hair but only to take the piss out of them selves or others, just to have a laugh. When there's not a great deal you can do about it anyway why not laugh...
1:32 no Mitre 10, not metre. MITRE, like a MITRE saw. Cutting a corner Mitre... etc.
Happy Christmas Ian and family.
From Ian and family in Queensland Australia.
In Australia I pay $38 fora haircut you bet your left cheek. I putting my 2cents in on that cut.
Again no drop bears! oh that's right a muff is something hairy you put your hands in.
that first video is scripted. they did it all the time, exact same routine with different punchlines. often the women would say something with innuendo and remain stoic, and the men would fake hysteria and pretend couldn't continue. some people loved it, some people didn't.
I’m pretty sure that street performer was on Australia’s got talent or similar show.
At 3:46 where that spider engages a threat posture was a moment that I needed to do a double take on if indeed that is a huntsman spider. I've never seen a huntsman spider out in the open do that. Wow!