On the fourth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fifth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Five bullet wounds Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the sixth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Six cuts-a-bleeding Five bullet wounds Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
I like to think Cloaker and Bulldozer are best buddies, kinda like a small and big dog dynamic where Cloaker is an actual menace and Bulldozer is a sweetheart when off duty. That being said I would love to see Bulldozer do one of these "behind the scenes" videos or whatever you want to call them... Either way Merry Christmas to all, and to all and to all a great heist!
I love the idea of the Bulldozer being a nice, normal dude until he suits up. Imagine all the other cops seeing him go from that to “MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!”
@@appsmasher7932 The shield is just delusional. Screaming "DO YOU UNDERSTAND BULLETPROOF?!" when you have a glass panel that's easy to destroy in the middle of your only method of defense is not very smart.
Well, the cloaker is the most honest out of the others. Because he says how he feels about it. A good way to vent off the stress. Edit: HOLY SHIT, Thanks for the 180 likes 👍
You know PAYDAY 3 is going to have the same legacy as PAYDAY 2 when they even make a new Christmas song. Sick Job! This actually gave me Christmas spirit! (I'm crying in whululu)
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Gonna read this to my kids on Christmas one day. Truly heartwarming
Swearing and ranting included...
@@xpanzerstorm2504 Is there any other way?
You're not gonna kick em are you?
@@TheRedMage01 No, it needs to be authentic.
I'll fact check this in around 4-6 years later
the cloaker ranting and screaming is exactly what i think he does after work and the gang gets away
“merry fucking christmas”
imagine Cloaker as Santa and you catch him placing the presents under the Christmas tree bro your dead 😂
That would be hilarious 😂
You see him at midnight, dolololololollooo
@@_ghostly_ oh no. He finna jump everyone
"Oh, you saw your presents, did you?"
Dropkicks you into the wall and starts wailing on you: "Here! You want some more?!"
@@Lazerlight1212 that’s valid 😂
On the first day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
A broken arm in a cast sling!
On the second day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the third day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fourth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fifth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Five bullet wounds
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the sixth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Six cuts-a-bleeding
Five bullet wounds
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
I love how he sound so dissapoint of himself when he say "one of them got me and i passed out for blood lost"
I like to think Cloaker and Bulldozer are best buddies, kinda like a small and big dog dynamic where Cloaker is an actual menace and Bulldozer is a sweetheart when off duty. That being said I would love to see Bulldozer do one of these "behind the scenes" videos or whatever you want to call them...
Either way Merry Christmas to all, and to all and to all a great heist!
nah i like to think the bulldozer is just a frankenstein's monster of cops made in the lab. no way that dude is human lol
I always just headcanoned the two are dating.
I love the idea of the Bulldozer being a nice, normal dude until he suits up. Imagine all the other cops seeing him go from that to “MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!”
@@MsMacintoshyooOooOOOO
Truly a cloaker moment
WOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Glad to see the Payday devs still have their comedic side in them. This and the 12 days of payday song are so good 👍
I definitely feel like the Cloaker is unhinged to some degree considering that rant about kicking Dallas' ribs is kind of terrifying.
Anger management
who would have guessed!!
All of the special units are unhinged to some degree, except for the shield.
@@appsmasher7932 The shield is just delusional. Screaming "DO YOU UNDERSTAND BULLETPROOF?!" when you have a glass panel that's easy to destroy in the middle of your only method of defense is not very smart.
Considering disposable cameras make the payday 2 cloaker noise I have a theory that he records these.
Well, the cloaker is the most honest out of the others. Because he says how he feels about it. A good way to vent off the stress.
Edit: HOLY SHIT, Thanks for the 180 likes 👍
You can say what you want about the current state of the game but they always delivered top notch content on Christmas.
what do you mean top notch content, there isn't any content. Lemon.
@@Morris_Minor 🍋?
this is content?@@Morris_Minor
@@Miofanon if a video is in-game content you're a real shill
@@Morris_Minor should've understood his statement kiddo.
Y'know, he calls Wolf unhinged, but after that rant, I sort of think he's the one who needs the hug.
“On the first day of Christmas payday made to me…”
"On The 1st Day Christmas Payday gave to me:
This Broke Dick Piece of Shit Drill~."
This year it truly feels special and magical because us console players aren't abandoned. Feels good
Exactly, now the entire community is feeling left out
@@havelthedeadinside1799On what?
"On Wolf, The unhinged" i think its gonna be the closest we can get to a description of wolf lmao and also merry chirstmas!
Merry fucking Christmas to you too, Cloaker! 🎉
I can’t with the cloaker 😭😭😭
This is the best Christmas story i ever heard. Merry Heistmas, heisters.
SERIOUS SAM!??!?!?
@@TheBigH, uhh, ye?
God I love the creativity these guys have all these years later
Truly, a Christmas story for the ages. Instant classic.
The Cloaker should be happy! He increased the amount PTSD I had from them in the previous game.
(And doesnt have an OBVIOUS weakpoint like the Tase- I mean Zapper)
Little Roboquest guy chilling on the fireplace
I love that they still make Christmas videos! 😂
Thank you and merry Christmas to you all! 🎄🎅🎁
Love how this implies that at least a few cops have lived to be shot by the payday gang during at least 2 seperate heists.
man lost his shit near the end. Merry christmas payday+cloaker
Imagine all Heisters sitting together, giving each other Presents and Chains opens up a Drill....
i hope adding offline mode was on the payday gang’s wishlist
It's like those payday 2 sfm animations, fucking love it,
Merry fucking Christmas, heisters!
Official payday memes are just on point. Merry fu***** christmas
man now we need holidays heist for next year
I think that cloaker needs a little therapy
Nah. Just give that cloaker some booze.
POV: Dallas thinks it’s Santa 🎅 but he gets close to him and realizes it’s the cloaker….
Cloaker: we’ll better luck next time
Yeah this is what i expected to happen if a cloaker made a chirstmas carol about his jobb.
epic christmas cover of the cuckatoo. thanks gustavo
A L4D2 style Versus gamemode would fit PD3 pretty well not going to lie.
Playing as cops in Payday would def make me buy the game.
They tried doing that. It was a mobile game that flopped a month after it came out.
@@r1g0r_m0rt1sPayday:crime war I believe it was called
“Mary F&$@king Christmas”
holy crap is this a christmasified version of that distraction song from rock the cradle
"An assault was in progress" then came the network error
The fact the jingle is the cockatoo
"How a person would dare a crime on Christmas Eve?"
Me who was about to launch PayDay: 🗿
The Cloaker seems like a very nice person
Don't worry, they left a c4 in a present under your Christmas tree
I was hoping they'd say "On Chains, the pickle".
Love how the music is just a festive version of Rock the Cradle's distraction music
You know PAYDAY 3 is going to have the same legacy as PAYDAY 2 when they even make a new Christmas song. Sick Job! This actually gave me Christmas spirit! (I'm crying in whululu)
Sad whulu intensifies
There's no words to describe how hard you're coping
truely a christmas miracle
Payday 3 is beyond saving lmao
nah its in swan song, like pd2 and ovk was once in the day
This is very cute. I love the first person shots of the cloaker during his beat down. Do more of them with the other enemies, it was so fucking cool!
Happy Holidays Heisters! 🎅🎄
It's beautiful
Merry Christmas to the Cloaker, and Payday community or anyone who randomly stumbled across this
If this doesn't make the PD3 cloaker more relevant than the PD2 cloaker now I don't know what will
I love payday 3 ❤
what about it?
@@shinarts4902the fact it exists tbh,
if we’re going to talk about all of the issues it had i honestly didn’t really mind. I’ll wait for the game
@@Mqrshi You're gonna be waiting forever, less than 1000 players on steam daily btw.
@@Val0r468 I’m one of those 1000 players 😎 and alright, idm I like the game
@@Mqrshi A true heister ❤
Certified Cloaker moment.
Yet Wolf was the "unhinged."
This was really well done. Congrats on a new Christmas classic
Merry Christmas Overkill, though not the launch we wished for, 2024 will (hopefully) be better. Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heist
this is why i love payday
One of the only carols that i can listen to without getting annoyed
Hoxton the singer had me dead 💀
I use to love vids like this throughout payday 2, I'm so happy they're back
I love this.
It’s the sequel to the first Payday Christmas carol we all waited for.
New Cloaker gives Homelander vibes
Merry Christmas from the WULULULU man himself.
how wonderful🤗
Payday has the best advertisement
Chain: On the first day of Christmas payday gave to me A BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT DRILL
i missed pd so so fucking much but this reminded me the good old times so i hope they continue this vibe 😂
Cloaker is the krampus of my christmas💀
Bro almost sounding like Gabriel from overkill
Merry Christmas payday gang, love ya
Just realised the backround song is the one found in the nightclub heist
A beautiful addition to the payday Christmas collection.
This is an accurate Christmas cloaker
This was the greatest thing ever
Wow! That really caught me off guard 😂. Good shit!
The messed up nightclub music christmas version is a nice touch
those faces outside the window freaked me tf out bruh
I'm coming for you cloaker
who was the person at overkill who decided to make this masterpiece instead of focusing on the games development
Don’t worry this is not made by the same department that is working on the game 😅
thats why i wana be a Cloaker!
Calmest Cloaker unit
This is really great you guys just what I needed to finish off Christmas Day.
Cant wait for santa to deliver me that payday 3
Cloackers suprisingly have a good voice to be a good story teller
Man, i hope we get some basic ass quality of life features and server filters as a present!
I want the cloaker VA to narrate my life
1:18 hey clocker, chill bro, youre too stressed out, u realy need booze 🤣🤣🤣
Yooooo, robo quest robot up on the little shelf! Love that game and cool to see these guys giving them a shout out!
so the new cloaker has anger issues, good to know
The christmas rendition of the goofy dj music is a great touch
Christmas with Payday is always a good thing.
Cloakers are actually brutal lol
Whoever voice the clocker he so sadistic
Merry fkn christmas cloaker and everyone else
I need a present bag.
yooooo the little roboquest guy sat on the fireplace, very cute
No matter what you think of 3. Let us all appreciate that they still make good Christmas videos. Merry Christmas Overkill!
merry christmas starbreeze, and cloarker ofc