Guild Practices - Heart of Elynthi D&D Session 17
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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Feltheleb as Buck - @Feltheleb | / feltheleb
PoiBoiPNG as Fritz - @PoiBoiPNG | / poiboipng | / poiboipng
Runesmith as Wurd - @Runesmith | / the_runesmith
Red OSP as Laira - @OverlySarcasticProductions | / ospyoutube
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1:59:21 The blatant fake laughter, and the accidental "I love you", holy crap that was absolutely golden. Definitely one of the highlight of this entire series lmao
Buck may be a Bugbear, but i start believing not only his arms have "extra range"...
I can't believe the whole last session went without a single "DM is railroading the campaign" joke
My immediate reaction to seeing a new episode was a quiet, but spoken “Yoooo!”
A needilessly loud "heeey" on an early morning on my end.
An ear-piercing scream that caused my neighbors to shout at me for me.
Timestamps!
Watch out, potential spoilers below!
0:07 - episode start, recap and introduction to Tigamura
4:03 - Chatting with Byron and Jidae
8:09 - A promise of a future battle between friends
9:45 - Meeting Alyandra and then trash talking Lord Eufrasia
10:23 - Art! (Alyandra)
19:22 - To the stables!
20:17 - Art! (Prickly Pear)
21:14 - A bit of grandmotherly affection
24:43 - To the adventurer's guild!
25:06 - A familiar face
25:55 - Art! (Pamyel Masante) Another ex-wife?!
28:59 - Wurd stands up for Buck
28:22 - After the confrontation, more about Pamyel
36:25 - The quest board
37:24 - Art! (Eduardo Barobia) Eduardo's request
43:57 - To the healer's hut!
44:20 - Art! (Iker) More about Eduardo
50:54 - More about the northern illness
52:55 - Fritz's proposal
54:33 - More about the flower/quest
58:45 - To the blacksmith!
1:00:19 - Art! (Eekie) Upgrading some weapons
1:02:02 - Another ex-wife for Buck!
1:03:00 - Meeting back up with Eduardo
1:05:15 - More about the surrounding area and the Life Tree
1:07:15 - More about Eduardo (well, more like his fake story)
1:09:30 - Laira really is just like Eduardo huh...
1:12:28 - Skill challenge start! Picking some flowers in a dangerous cave...
1:14:21 - Fritz's turn
1:16:02 - Art! (Bulette)
1:17:15 - Wurd's turn
1:19:05 - Buck's turn (fail #1, no save scumming allowed!)
1:19:57 - Laira's turn
1:21:01 - Successfully picked the flowers! Now time to go
1:23:20 - To egg bomb to not to egg bomb?
1:25:15 - Skill challenge part 2! Escape or fight the Bulettes
1:25:51 - Buck's turn
1:26:56 - Laira's turn
1:28:18 - Fritz's turn
1:29:15 - Wurd's turn
1:30:20 - Buck's turn
1:30:55 - Escaping the cave! Skill challenge over
1:33:15 - Eduardo ego-boosting Wurd
1:35:27 - Back into town
1:37:06 - Eduardo and Iker's adorable relationship
1:39:58 - Payment!
1:42:50 - A bit of shopping
1:43:29 - Art! (Paloma) Wurd attempts to barter. More about the egg bomb, Flawless Crystal, and the decrepit root
1:50:04 - "Oh you're a cat"
1:52:57 - Buck asks Eduardo about Pamyel
1:55:36 - More about Eduardo and Iker. Then some advice
1:59:49 - To the inn!
2:00:33 - Jidae again (and El Coco). Eduardo's past
2:02:38 - Alcohol time
2:04:40 - Elias is looking for a successor. A discussion about responsibilities and freedom
2:08:50 - Jidae dons the mask
2:09:58 - Roll initiative! The Pilgrims vs. La Destructora (part 5)
2:10:15 - (Round 1) Buck's turn. Pam is cringing
2:13:14 - Fritz's turn
2:14:05 - Wurd's turn
2:14:54 - La Destructora's turn
2:15:47 - Laira's turn
2:16:38 - La Destructora's retreat. Combat over!
2:17:15 - Tips from the performance
2:17:33 - End of episode
If you have any suggestions for timestamps please tell me!
See you next episode!
thank you so much for consistently making these, these are super helpful!! (especially when youtube reloads the page on me...)
20:30 I didn't realize before this moment that an adorable grandmotherly warforge is something that was missing in my life, but I am SO grateful for it!
Ah perfect timing needed something to watch as I study. Also did my first DM session after being inspired to try DND went well thx for the inspiration JoCat and amazing pilgrims
Well how’d it go?
Glad I was featured in this session!
Your character gives off a GTA V Simeon vibe.
Ah, yes, a Bulette. Most friend-shapped monster. I think they find it cute because it looks tiny? Thing is the size of a bull.
I don't know what it is to be, "Shapped" but I know that round is a "shape" and so is being a square.
My dm let me tame one once. I was so happy. Only rule was I can't burrow with him while mounted. I felt that was fair. Burrow speed is kinda op.
@@sparki420 your DM was a smart one.
You telling me you don't think a shark is cute? Because you'd be wrong.
1:10:40 HOW DOES THIS MAN COME UP WITH THAT ON THE FLY I FUCKING CHOKED ON MY CEREAL LMAO
El Coco is such a good boy.
43:52 "Truth, Justice, and the Elynthian way!"
Couldn't help myself.
Vash The Stampede: "Love and Peace!"
47:34 "...if you put a sign on two doors, one leading to riches and one leading to certain death, he'd have trouble deciding which one to go into..."
I know exactly where that's from, and who said it. She happens to be my favorite Adventurer's Guild attendant, as well. :-)
Really enjoyed my first exposure to this campaign. I will be back for more.
i really need like a motivational recruitment video from Eduardo, i would love to play in a game with him in it, by joining his guild, i love him.
session 17?! oooh god im soooo far behiiind! * crys * im only on session 2! welp. looks like I got catching up to do.
enjoy it while it lasts
Its so worth it. Very fun
Yay! I’ve been excited. Missed this series so much
These are always such a delight to watch
watching this episode, My only regret is that I have but one like to give
This is the Buck-can't-catch-a-break episode for REAL! 😂 I'm so happy this group is handling it all with good humor.
It is becoming increasingly obvious… I can DENY it NO LONGER…
We need JoCat to release the Belkinus OST, and then the Elynthi OST when Elynthi is over
I absolutely need that tavern track just to listen on a normal basis. It's so funky I need to have it on hand just in case I get into a fight in a bar, I can ask the barkeep to put it on
@@grimsladeleviathan3958 YT keeps fucking removing the LINK I Posted to the GD MFING OST WHY THE FUCK? If I reload page and see THIS comment is gone, I will jump into my local river with cement water wings and flippers. Mmkay? Eff Kay UToobe.
So they kept the other comments but not the ones with the link posted in it YT does not like posting links so how the fk are you supposed to include a link in desc if they KEEP SHADOW BANNING THEM?! The OST is on the Twitter account of the editor and or music persons that does the music for these. Eff kay YT like I said the corpo tards.
@@BlackMoonHowls I couldn’t find it anywhere there? The Twitter just has one post with their reel, and their caard, to which none of the links lead to an account with the full OST
@@ASquared544 Yeah... I noticed that after I listened to that ten minute vid and not hearing any of the common songs used in this campaign, after posting so I fixed it. Then YT and it's commenting crap just made me give up, I did find the "Welcome to Elynthi" and "Sachia" on TavernCatRecords YT channel, so that's good enough for me.
The numbers turn blue when you roll multiple dice, at least one of them is max, and at least one of them is a 1.
I'm pretty sure that the the Circa Forest is just a Monster Hunter map, and the guild in Tigamura is the Hunter's Guild.
1:09:39 I thought I couldn't like Red any more than I already did. I was wrong.
Buck really got around, eh?
And has a type. Both so far have had Golden Eyes. Iirc he also made note of someone else with golden eyes near the beginning of the series
@@JayskaTeagThe mayor/innkeeper was a tielfing also with golden eyes and Fel asked if Jo did it intentionally.
1:16:27 "So you're saying big bulette doesn't deserve a pet?" I think they were trying to say it's a high DC Animal Handling check to make that happen 🤔
Buck confirmed as the Least Eligable Bachelor.
Spoilers.
Did that mother f-er really just almost lead the pilgrims to their deaths just to get a bouquet of flowers for his husband? Damn, that's hard core romantic!
I'd punch him.
OOF. I have a story for you all. Romantic is defending your lover from an old pervert in a public outing at night, and the old man giving you gob as to cover up the fact they are clearly doing what they were not and was caught RED HANDED, about what they were doing and "could not see" so they were trying to "reach out" but grabbed the back of the pants of your lover for a "quick feel" so I smacked his hand away, (being able to see in the dim light and my eyes adjusted to the dark, it's as if the creep's eyes did not, we were all walking for like 5- ten minutes PLENTY of time for that to happen) and then tries to pass it off as they "can't see" and lie about it just like a child does then when nobody's watching grab you by your shirt collar and pin you against a tree, because they are jealous and OLD as F and if I had just thought or even had the courage to scream "FIRE" in that moment even being on a mountain screaming fire very loudly if not just yelling something will get everyone's attention lickety split and be down on that grotesque of an old arsehole and get him in a Police Car for assaulting and harassing a young teen and potentially with intent of r*pe of me or the woman I was with at the time.
(For clarity it was a music festival held "locally" and the old creep was a "Massage Creep" that tried that BS just to touch people and get "intimate" with them. I had the guy all figured out without him even revealing his plan to me, he screamed it silently to me and I was just caught up in some creep's nonsense while I was just trying to enjoy myself in a public space. I hate people as well as gatherings and that guy made me hate all of humanity, I hate myself, I hate other people and race equally as all humans deserve to perish. Also, you scream "Fire" in a R*pe situation they tell you to do this for legit reasons better immediate results than screaming the R word out loud, that's for damn sure. I was rewarded for my efforts, but I did not take them up on it and couldn't, being packed with everyone in a TENT so nobody could see us I didn't care I was dying and crying on the inside from the creep assaulting me on a tree. I just wanted to fucking go home and cuddle with her not be in a ten in the middle of the woods with strangers and my family attending a music festival, it was not even worth going to the damn thing in the end anyways and never went to another that was held in the same place around summer.)
You take that how you will, yes this IS from personal experience. Too many times I have treated people just as this Dwarf does to his male Elf lover and far too many times, I have been catfished, lied to used and abused and in toxic relationships. NOT ONE PERSON deserves that kind of love, burn the GD MFING world, and then piss on the ashes. I'll still listen to video and series but fk the creepy guy in my story, you see that happen you better smack their hand away, THAT is a grown ass man acting like a child that can't or doesn't get their way, what a Kreep with a capitol "K". Fk old people they pound into your heads to listen to your elders, and here your elders be diaper wearing sharting old babies, who if they do speak but only in lies and deceit shouting and screaming bloody mrder at the world. Maybe they are not maybe they are a racist from the 40's or 50's type mindset or sexist or whatever else. If old people would just tell the damned truth, stop lying like a child I won't be the way I am nor think the way I do about them, nor ever trust or listen to anything they have to say. Yes asbestos bad, technology good, kay, and don't be using that "Massage" thing as your "In" every college frat guy and teen has tried that crap, his was not original in fact I think it may be the opposite. The old man stole the idea from college kids. Massage someone's back=free s*x? Tsh, yeah right what a dummkopf, want free sx, you got your hands you use for a masseur, right? Reachy and Grabby or get a watermelon or a big gourd of some kind. Remember Pumpkins are bigger, kay boomer?
(Yes, this is as if I am talking to that creep in or through my comment this is in no means to offend or harass anyone else, this is my rant about someone else. I hope that individual caught Covid and keel'd over the moment 2020 hit New Years, they were getting on in years anyways and was only good for leaching things from people for their own gain, a parasite. That is why you do not let anyone take you for a joy ride or trust old people, ever. Humor them but do not take their lessons to heart they will screw you up, intentionally using you and wiping off their boots like a door mat onto you to get their way. NO, I didn't get my way ever so that creep doesn't get his he should know life ain't fair should have worn a helmet for all of the man baby acting that they did.)
I'd say a die-hard romantic even.
I need more Bulettes
Bulette Seed (Pokemon)
This has to be one of my favorite sessions bro
It'd be funny if they got that stick appraised or used Identify on it and it turned out to be just a regular stick for a normal tree. Also, slimes have not been used in D&D as pets like in Anime for Beast Masters or Tamers and slimes are usually only cubes and acidic and not very easy to see in dim places or dark dungeons. I love the idea of a slime pet in D&D, store like endless shit inside of them when they evolve to a "Devourer" if not already have a "void" like properties a kin to bags of holding, Devourers, are an extremely rare species. I saw some eat an entire Kingdoms treasury and made out like bandits with it unseen nor heard in the night.
1st Edit: Chat member was like "I like a woman that can kick my ass" Yeah, I bet they like being emasculated and beaten in public by an abusive woman.
2nd Edit: I KNEW IT. Dwarven women are just like their male counter parts, anime tries to talk it away as "loli dreams forever at a certain age in their life span." Talk about getting a Mustache Ride from your Dwarven wife...
Here we go!
Did you know BBEG is short for BnonstopBEGonias?
SPOILER ALERT
1:09:31 Laira tryna hook Dozin up w/ da Guild Leader is freaking funny, i never expected that in Laira but such unexpectedness is VERY WELCOME LMAOO
ps: As always, love ur session Jo :3
Horrible mistake number 1. Don't ever mention the name of a Twitch chatter in YT comments from Twitch chat only refer to them as "A Twitch chatter" or a "Chat member said X thing" you can use time stamps for help, but then refer to X thing and then relay your thoughts in the idea.
2. The way Fritz said that... and she's clueless about the Bird and the Bee's. Sad because Laira is a perfect match for her. Like the fk man.
Buck Baccarat Bugbear Bard-barian. Alliterations, innit?
Big Watto energy.
What number ex-wife do you think is gonna be the one with a kid?
74
The Goblin Blacksmith lady.
Eduardo radiates "strong Russian man" energy
Funny, I am getting a GTA V Simeon vibe from them, or the business manager for the Mattress Store in the show Mission Hill, that's the guy with NY Italian accent that's so thick it almost sounds Russian.
Dahymn! Fritz is a Whiskey woman, hawt. I'm used to the Voda and pony of Vinyl Scratch or the RL band DJ-Pon3 with her in it. She voices Vinyl in the Epic Wub Time animated series also known for, "It's my Bass CANNON."
Yey
Love the map. What did u make it on?
Does anyone know where can I watch the Heart of Elynthi Q&A VOD?
IM HERE ME SEE VIDEO ME PRESS OOGA BOOGA
no way Warren 44:41
I just one buck win
Very Nice 👍
Damn they didnt get the stick identified. Probably cause they dont think its anything
Anyone else think Eduardo is from Luna's town? The snowy mountain region? I'm forgetting the name
eduoardo is italiaaaaaan, my broder in sauce. EDUARD vie qua a bere un poco con me e i mie amici, dai che te ofro un pò di grappa !(this is italian slang it doesn't work with google translate).
the translecion : eduardo come here and join me and my friends as we drink, come on, i will offer to pay for a glass of grappa just for you.( grappa" is a strong clear alcoholic beverage)
Nothing actually works with GTranslate, my guy.
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please never stop making content :-: