what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life
"No-one likes cold water", huh? I DO once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough
12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot
Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy? PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE. Thank you, O great Internet Man.
About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.
“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it. My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.
Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.
Umm, actually a ranged attack is Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage Source: Core Rulebook there are more games than dnd
@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e. If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.
@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense! And that system would handle the situation much better.
I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…
17:03 Translation FIHVLJ = ? OHGF = omg MUT = my PADWES = paws DARGFE = are JNLOHT = not THOLO = that BLIJHGV = big So the full thing is "omg my paws are not that big" If you know what the first word is please let me know
@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.
The shrimp emotions post is 400% the inspiration for the new book series by The Expanse authors James SA Corey, in which a human population is enslaved by a race of humongous shrimp aliens and is forced to compete against other races for its continued existence as a slave race constantly proving its usefulness to their inscrutable shrimp overlords or face full on extinction. ....And nothing you can say will shake my devotion to this headcanon.
23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.
Happy to see system tumblr making it here. And by happy I mean terrified what if the normal people find out I'm 100 gay idiots trying desperately to cooperate.
14:41 Thank You! (I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)
Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?
7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.
Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)
26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.
Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food
Can’t remember if this was a tumblr post or a RUclips comment but I remember someone once described gobb as being like one of the sonic fandubs and honestly it’s kinda true
That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great. Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good. Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.
1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.
Well folks, I’m newly 22 years old, subsisting on grocery store sushi and expired iced lattes, and watching Tumblr memes. This is the life
what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life
Hell yeah!
Woah, no way dude
Im 240 months old, wicked🤙
I'm 28, subsisting on free food from work and instant ramen, listening to Tumblr memes and emo music.
slay
"No-one likes cold water", huh?
I DO
once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough
Genuinely, sometimes I just can't bring myself to drink room temperature water 😂it just doesn't taste right
room temp water makes me super nauseated while ice cold water is the most refreshing god damn thing on this planet@@Kikkarlin
water that hasnt been in a fridge tastes like plastic or metal
Room temp water is only acceptable if the room has an AC so strong you need winter gear to avoid frostbite.
@@NaBa.O3Obu- but what if you turn it off
why am i the previously neglected shelter dog, that post hit me very personally and caused psychic damage
Idk why, but I always expect you to sing "It's a binge compilation" to the tune of "In the arms of an angel"
Fly awaaaaaay from heeeeeere
it's a biiiiiinge cooompilaaaatiooon
oookay byeeeeeeeeee~
-i hate that it fits-
@@technospyform1578 that fits WAY too well
5:32 made me laugh because the only time i’ve ever heard someone refer to smth as a shrimp, it was a friend telling me i had shrimp posture
I finally got curious enough to check the JP voice of Althaithem's VA. All I can say is Oh MY GOD. I understand now
As someone who religiously buys all the otome games he voices a main character in welcome to the club.
Had to get a hand fan while listening- I get it.
What.
I can only hear the "you would sully the yolk" bit in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
Especially with the description of the chicken
12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot
Damn, imagine fumbling THIS hard.
I hope you managed to apologise to her and make things work out?
Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy?
PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE.
Thank you, O great Internet Man.
6:55 this is literally me because I’m an extrovert most of the time, but before being one I must be deliberately invited to an activity.
Vampire
5:32 With Shrimp power comes Shrimp responsibility.
23:12 I’m not a water drinker I’m an i c e e a t e r, your teeth are w e a k
10:00 the genderfluid people hold the power to defeat the homophobes
Where are the Gendergaseous people?
4:37 Wait, is this a legit thing? Is _this_ why I’d gotten lost in the same straight hallway not once, but TWICE in my senior year of high school?
About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.
Gluttony is you have a lot of stuff, but you still use it.
Greed is you have a lot of stuff, and you don't do any thing.
I will not get out of your house
*our house
@@neccturtlein the middle of your house
I thought this was Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.
Never gonna get out of your house
Never gonna leave your house
Never gonna run out of your house
@@____thecommenter1569
Never going to bulldoze down the house and run it down.
Not going to burn down the house either.
“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it.
My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.
Lost it at Thurdigree Burns ☠️
@@salemfae it’s supposed to be a play on the words
4:40 I was playing Subnautica for a couple hours and when I stood up I was very confused that I was not swimming or driving a submarine.
Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB
If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.
cool
Ase
Umm, actually a ranged attack is
Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty
with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage
Source: Core Rulebook
there are more games than dnd
@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e.
If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.
@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense!
And that system would handle the situation much better.
I did actually see a barista tip menu that had 4 options. 10%, 20%, 50%, and 75%
The tip one is no longer becoming a joke
I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…
17:03
Translation
FIHVLJ = ?
OHGF = omg
MUT = my
PADWES = paws
DARGFE = are
JNLOHT = not
THOLO = that
BLIJHGV = big
So the full thing is
"omg my paws are not that big"
If you know what the first word is please let me know
With my vast knowledge, I think it is "Fuck"
My monitors are cold... For they have died.... I must john wick whomsteverthefuck killed them.
If the water isn't ice cold then I'M JUST STILL THIRSTY. I need it to be arctic cold or else my throat is still so dry!
Got jumpscared at 8:38 because today is my birthday
Uh, thanks, akilikesbread!
He knows. Run.
Liking warm water over cold water is like prefering to pour the milk before cereal. You're just objectively wrong.
probably like lukewarm coca-cola too smh
Probably likes crunchy cookies too
ROOM TEMPERATURE IS NOT WARM
It's slightly cool compared to your body temperature
@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.
10:18 ah yes, PM Saymour
5:28 OH MY GOD NO WONDER HE GETS ALL THE GUYS
I want it, NOW
I feel that tumblr is just a physical manifestation of my thoughts
The shrimp emotions post is 400% the inspiration for the new book series by The Expanse authors James SA Corey, in which a human population is enslaved by a race of humongous shrimp aliens and is forced to compete against other races for its continued existence as a slave race constantly proving its usefulness to their inscrutable shrimp overlords or face full on extinction.
....And nothing you can say will shake my devotion to this headcanon.
2:13 it's pronounced...
Yif
5:22 understood, that voice is like a savory meal cooked by a five-star Michelin chef, not at work, but at home for his best friend's birthday...
23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.
Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!
Happy to see system tumblr making it here. And by happy I mean terrified what if the normal people find out I'm 100 gay idiots trying desperately to cooperate.
14:41 Thank You!
(I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)
9:51 Did this to my sister and now they're nonbinary
Here we are
3:40 they lied to me my monitor is cold
Is it on?
4:27 the only thing that should happen is everything remains the same, but you removed all the aspecstos and lead paint
I can't believe PM Seymour just took Sucrose's soul! Just like that!
I'm sorry but
"Like the stage of grief where you eat nothing but /soup/-"
Did you- Did you mean Reth-
Being old isn't about age it's about how much of a heck you are.
are you 19 and already think dancing is stupid and completely pointless? Old. Older than the sun. You are older than sharks.
When you haven't watched PM Seymour in like 3 months and you have *ALOT* of Bingeing to do!
15:19 hey that post was posted on my birthday :]
12:47 that’s the feeling of being valued 😅
23:11 Because it makes my tongue and cheeks and... basically everything except the teeth feel nice and cold after hours of drowning in my warm saliva.
Yes
7:13 Why are you buying depression at the soup store?
No, I will not get out of your house. I live here now.
near eighteen minutes while typing but i rubbed my nose so hard my headphones fell off
Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?
7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.
10:20 This is just the plot of MASHLE
i like to imagine all the big tumblr reader videos share a group chat
This bait? Who tf want room temperature water, I drink water to be refreshed, not to suffer.
I pick voices for my characters by assigning them specific voice actors whose work I'm familiar with. It's the only way to get it to work.
Now I’m wondering who was the yahoo that started a trend of giving Australian lungfish as presents.
Like seriously.
NGL when he said Hercule I immediately thought of Mr. Satan from dragon ball
I been waiting for this
10:16
WAIT NO
PATRICK M. SAY MORE!
I AM HERE
ON TIIIIME!
i got so excited to watch this that i forgot i was making something till i looked over and saw my cup sitting there and now cold
Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)
14:58 Me whenever I have to go outside during the summer, picking and scratching at my body until my skin turns red.
love the white boxes
10:00 Why, hello! Pleasure to meet you!! My name is Aroyaki........ WHAT AM I?!!
26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.
10:12 magnus archives reference
(...my defense is at 1:00)
1:53 THE (Forest Wife) FORESTWIFE
Book by Theresa Tomlinson slaps okay?
5:27 I play LOR and lemme tell you, that voice type is either very common or my ears/headphones suck.
Being able to change the like counter from 2k to 2.1k is too much power for me to hold
6:06 -- Han Solo, encased in carbonite
7:29 Spamton.
26:46 This is when I try to see canon Pico's School LCA (I'm currently rewriting it solely to make Cassandra more evil)
I read a YA trilogy that had none of those words in any of the titles. Prince/King/Emperor of Thorns.
Scrambled eggs are inedible without ketchup
2:13 make everyone angry by pronouncing the G...
...as a Y
*I deman a petition to retroactively call all creepypastas as fettuccine afraido! It's too good!*
Perilous penne
P.M. Seymour = Podcaster Mememan Seymour
14:12 amendment: minimum wage becomes 4 dollars
somethin in my brain activate at 5:25 . I don't know how to react
BINGE
I like the cold watr
Imagine if women could take of there pregnancys and either refrigerate them or give their pregnancys to others.
22:17
*...FUCK, HE'S RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN, AND I KNOW HE'S RIGHT!*
Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food
Why tf you have to call me out like that
"The stage of grief where you eat nothing but soup"
20:20 Have you been spying on me?
"you found my discord kitten" I CANT!!!!!!!!!!
23:07 me when not only do I prefer cold water to drink, but also washes my hands with cold water (no I don’t shower cold I’m not that insane)
8:06 HOW DOES SOMEONE SO THAT?!
6:40 And then I remembered. Yi Sang.
13:34 mood
Can’t remember if this was a tumblr post or a RUclips comment but I remember someone once described gobb as being like one of the sonic fandubs and honestly it’s kinda true
2:15 the 3rd one was meant to be yif I'm pretty sure
That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great.
Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good.
Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.
10:14
Wait...Wait...
P-PM...
Check ur Tumbler username again
What if in all reality gif is actually pronounced “HEEF?” What would we do then?
I literally needed a second 😂
So I checked the one about the guy asking for the notes, yeah he got way past it
goated
1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.