14:51 That's actually a miscalculation. If it were a hundred years past 2007, it would be *2107*, with a pesky 1 where a 0 should be in order to have a complete 007. No. It would actually take a *THOUSAND* years to right this wrong. It's a blunder that's 10x worse than you'd think.
And that's only mathematically worse. It's MORE than 10x worse when you consider there's a small fraction of people who could live long enough to see the next xx07, but no one to see the next x007
@@toothfairy10133 buddy, you're talking to a guy who unironically intends to stick around for the next 1,000 years minimum, if the medicine and technology allow for it
I’m the kind of dumbass who regularly says,”The sky” when people ask me,”What’s up?” And the weird thing is that the most common response to that (by far) is to TRY AND ARGUE WITH ME! Them:“What’s up?” Me:”The sky.” Them:”Nuh-uh, that’s the ceiling.” Me:”And what’s above the ceiling?”
The lovecraftian horror that they fully embraced and put on their widget… every once in a while I’ll open my phone and see the Duolingo Owl cosplaying as catdog
right after reading this I closed the youtube to do something else and saw duo cosplaying as catdog it hasn't been 2 seconds since I read this commant @@kyze8284
19:49 this is so incredibly true it's called tribalism or collectivism. having a deeper connection to and love for your tribe unlocks your caveman instinct to truly hate anything perceived as a threat to it. Hate for the sake of love is unbelievably powerful compared to lone hatred because even good people can fall into it. Tribalism is the root of the power to work together and make our greatest achievements and our most terrible atrocities.
You see, last time i was carrying a stupidly large amount of plates around. However I have learned! 11:17 *Sounds of a stupidly large amount of pots and pans falling to the ground can be heard* ... ...Nuts
1:15 you know, when ever I have a near death experience or millimeters frame sever injury, I think about that in alternative universe I wasn’t that lucky, in those realities i am in excruciating pain and/or dead
1:24 there are actually new regulations on fishing and they are saying to catch less of the bigger fish because all the fish are getting smaller now, and to catch more of the small fish.
I need a Binge Compilation right now to sooth the soul in the way only a Binge Compilation can. I just want you to know, PM, how much value these videos have. These videos hit a spot that, when needed, nothing else can. And that's why I don't watch these as they come out, because I have to save them for when I need them, like right now, and then they feel like a warm weighted blanket being wrapped around my shoulders as I sip from a mug of hot chocolate with a marshmallow floating on its surface. Thank you so much for making these videos. I really needed this hug in video form right now ❤
Statistically, the top 5 times you almost die in life are likely to all be just walking down stairs at your house. Stairs are way more dangerous than like sharks or live wires or anything you do at work.
Assuming you work in an office, yea. But if you're a garbage man, a cop, a firefighter, a construction worker, a plumber, an electrician, a warehouse worker, a soldier, a sailor, a helicopter pilot, a NASCAR driver, or a multitude of other things, your work is extremely dangerous. (And, surprise surprise, all of these dangerous jobs are male-dominated fields! I wonder why men die younger than women..)
For the gender rolls: Nat 1: Agender/Enby Nat 20: genderfluid Odds in between: M Evens in between: F Alternatively!! Role a D4 for the same thing 1: A/Enby 2: W 3: M 4: Fluid
For what it's worth, I have used AI to generate my OCs, I then passed on to my Artist friend who used it as the idea to create a much better version that I have used from that point on.
As a fellow artist I think this is probably the most acceptable way to use AI, still using the artist’s profession while also reducing workload for tgem
Hey Seymour, currently in the hospital with a tube in my neck, so I’m having a rough time. But your vids definitely make it more barrage! P.s. I’m high AF on painkillers RN and your tumblr vids are so weird
got caught off guard by the "what secrets are you hiding Enstars fan" but like you want an answer? Enstars is too chaotic for anyone to know we're into it irl. Cause once people know, they ask questions and literally any answer about story/characters/plot is insane
4:11 these people.. have no clue how that works, but I for one support this movement! Come on everyone lets focus on these three, totally not easy to omit subjects! That'll really show them Ai lovers!
I'm not sure why, but my cat always perks up when I put on a binge compilation. I suspects she finds the opening Binge Compilation Noises interesting. She doesn't "like" things - my cat is a being of Hate and I love her - but interest is pretty close, for her.
The person that just wants to sleep for 1000 years is just a polymorph dragon. A dragon that's been isekai to the worse world possible because they can no longer storm a castle or burn an entire party to a crisp for gold.
You know I had dreams for a period that I was still in discord calls with my friends and gf even though I left the call and it was definitely an experience because it really did feel like I was in the call still and I rarely remember/have proper dreams.
7:54 I actually considered writing something like that, but was daunted by the sheer amount of possibilities so nothing ever gets done. Writer's block sucks.
18:58 honestly I don’t think I even knew the full name or whatever of the author I saw Tolkien and then ‘is having his first ever egg’ and assumed ‘oh it’s just a pet with the name Tolkien’
I love getting here early and watching the views and likes go up as I watch the video. Like, hello friends! We're watching together and that's beautiful
8:46 my dad has a loud ass car, and a group of like 5 kids came up to him the other day asking him to rev up his truck and gushing about how cool it was and he was just like “you… you guys know this is a piece of shit car, right? It sounds like that cause it’s a piece of shit that doesn’t run properly, you know that, right?” Kids like loud ass cars, apparently
21:10 Wait...hold on...yeah, you guys are giving your ocs just Ws? I- *has given my own Ocs tons of Ls and barely any Ws, traumatizing them to the max* 😵💫
yes Walmart is the best place to go to make friend i made many, of course i work there. yeah actually, power of friendship does enable incredible violence. mess with friend you unleash the angry goblin
8:20 If someone came up to me in a shop and they had mutual *genuine* interest in whatever I was there to buy, we' be instant best friends. It's really that easy with me EDIT: 22:03 You know I actually forgot he was married so I was genuinely bamboozled for a second
7:11 okay, as a filipino WHO CAN'T SPEAK TAGALOG FOR SHIT and who wanted to use duolingo to learn but broke their phone after cursing that it didn't have tagalog: P.M HAS EARNED EVEN MORE RESPECT FROM ME. IN FACT, ALL OF IT.
0:59 True but I also don't want her to have to get an actual job. I just want to get a job that feels like a fucking game and or that is literally just Nerf battles
Ok im sorry but, "were gonna look satan in the eye and say do you like the color of the sky" IS SUCH A HARD LINE
“Mothman got stuck in a lighthouse that’s why we haven’t seen him for a while” is cannon SpongeBob lore.
14:51 That's actually a miscalculation. If it were a hundred years past 2007, it would be *2107*, with a pesky 1 where a 0 should be in order to have a complete 007.
No. It would actually take a *THOUSAND* years to right this wrong. It's a blunder that's 10x worse than you'd think.
And that's only mathematically worse. It's MORE than 10x worse when you consider there's a small fraction of people who could live long enough to see the next xx07, but no one to see the next x007
@@spindash64thats quitter talk right there
@@toothfairy10133 buddy, you're talking to a guy who unironically intends to stick around for the next 1,000 years minimum, if the medicine and technology allow for it
@@spindash64 see you in 3007 then!
I’m the kind of dumbass who regularly says,”The sky” when people ask me,”What’s up?” And the weird thing is that the most common response to that (by far) is to TRY AND ARGUE WITH ME!
Them:“What’s up?”
Me:”The sky.”
Them:”Nuh-uh, that’s the ceiling.”
Me:”And what’s above the ceiling?”
That's why I reply with either "I would hope so" or "so you forgot about it then"
The roof
@@girlwiththegreenhair ... listen here you-
@@girlwiththegreenhair And above that?
Spring break may be over, but at least we’ve got the funny Tumblr man to help us get back into the swing of things. We appreciate you, PM
My spring break hasn’t even started yet. I have a final Today. 😭
Spring break happened for you already?
Spring break starts this Friday, where are you that its already over?
My spring break Just Started???
Ok, to clarify: I’m a southern U.S. college student
Ah perfect background audio for dealing with tedious medical paperwork. May your day be blessed with coffee!
8:12 This children, is the lost, final chapter of the birds and the bees, alimony.
13:32 hazbin fan here. It’s cannon. It is so cannon everyone lost their collective shit
YES-
I love that he won in that universe
I’ve recently started using Duolingo to learn Japanese; that bird is indeed a menace 🤣
Me who memorized all the hiragana ✨🥹
The lovecraftian horror that they fully embraced and put on their widget… every once in a while I’ll open my phone and see the Duolingo Owl cosplaying as catdog
@@kyze8284 mine looked grumpy and tired for a week or so recently 🤣
right after reading this I closed the youtube to do something else and saw duo cosplaying as catdog it hasn't been 2 seconds since I read this commant @@kyze8284
the warlock knows and is offended but also agrees.
I highly doubt Neil Cicierega was ever a middle school music teacher
animutations? mouth sounds/moods?? how do people not know who this man is
I want to live in a world where im a silly little squid guy:)
Ah yes, a new video to listen to as I avoid my responsibilities.
6:44 I had my headphones off because I was grabbing water and I just heard a sudden tune and a SCREAM
19:49 this is so incredibly true it's called tribalism or collectivism. having a deeper connection to and love for your tribe unlocks your caveman instinct to truly hate anything perceived as a threat to it. Hate for the sake of love is unbelievably powerful compared to lone hatred because even good people can fall into it. Tribalism is the root of the power to work together and make our greatest achievements and our most terrible atrocities.
You see, last time i was carrying a stupidly large amount of plates around. However I have learned!
11:17
*Sounds of a stupidly large amount of pots and pans falling to the ground can be heard*
...
...Nuts
1:15 you know, when ever I have a near death experience or millimeters frame sever injury, I think about that in alternative universe I wasn’t that lucky, in those realities i am in excruciating pain and/or dead
1:24 there are actually new regulations on fishing and they are saying to catch less of the bigger fish because all the fish are getting smaller now, and to catch more of the small fish.
8:04 And Stans main complaint isn't the "divorce" but the paper work.
Because they were never married, it was just for tax purposes.
4:48 wh-
WAS THEIR TEACHER _LEMON DEMON???_
I need a Binge Compilation right now to sooth the soul in the way only a Binge Compilation can. I just want you to know, PM, how much value these videos have. These videos hit a spot that, when needed, nothing else can. And that's why I don't watch these as they come out, because I have to save them for when I need them, like right now, and then they feel like a warm weighted blanket being wrapped around my shoulders as I sip from a mug of hot chocolate with a marshmallow floating on its surface. Thank you so much for making these videos. I really needed this hug in video form right now ❤
Statistically, the top 5 times you almost die in life are likely to all be just walking down stairs at your house. Stairs are way more dangerous than like sharks or live wires or anything you do at work.
Or crossing the street/walking down a sidewalk. Or just driving anywhere.
Assuming you work in an office, yea. But if you're a garbage man, a cop, a firefighter, a construction worker, a plumber, an electrician, a warehouse worker, a soldier, a sailor, a helicopter pilot, a NASCAR driver, or a multitude of other things, your work is extremely dangerous. (And, surprise surprise, all of these dangerous jobs are male-dominated fields! I wonder why men die younger than women..)
15:07 You mean 1000 years? It'd be 2107 if it was 100 years after 2007
And 1907 100 years back
For the gender rolls:
Nat 1: Agender/Enby
Nat 20: genderfluid
Odds in between: M
Evens in between: F
Alternatively!! Role a D4 for the same thing
1: A/Enby
2: W
3: M
4: Fluid
Nat 1: AGAB is different from gender identity, because no way in hell i rolled anything other then a 1 when creating a charactwr
The answer to the Splatoon question is YES
Yes it is! I wanna be a squid *and* have good urban infrastructure!!
the fuck does PM stand for? Prime Minister? Sounds BRITISH. Seymour is Prime Minister of Tumblr.
Patrick Matrick
For what it's worth, I have used AI to generate my OCs, I then passed on to my Artist friend who used it as the idea to create a much better version that I have used from that point on.
This is how it should be uused, as inspetation for a product and not the actual prduct
Except those ocs are probably stolen from smt else. Come up with it yourself
As a fellow artist I think this is probably the most acceptable way to use AI, still using the artist’s profession while also reducing workload for tgem
@@XanChew12 honestly, the AI image only really served as a inspo piece, my artist did all the art.
There's still the environmental issues as well as the fact AI art grabs from pre-existing art anyway...
6:01 that makes, *so much sense.*
6:41 lol
14:51 dammit now IM mad.
16:44 sounds like a good horror movie fr
Hey Seymour, currently in the hospital with a tube in my neck, so I’m having a rough time. But your vids definitely make it more barrage!
P.s. I’m high AF on painkillers RN and your tumblr vids are so weird
1:31 the way I be throwing it back
Your wife makes a convincing argument, congrats on the new subscriber
got caught off guard by the "what secrets are you hiding Enstars fan" but like you want an answer?
Enstars is too chaotic for anyone to know we're into it irl. Cause once people know, they ask questions and literally any answer about story/characters/plot is insane
Ooh, how lucky am I to be this early to a PM vid!
I had to leave school early because i felt sick, and this made me feel better
Thank you
I hope you feel better
@@queenshaabiyu7602 Thank you :]
4:11 these people.. have no clue how that works, but I for one support this movement! Come on everyone lets focus on these three, totally not easy to omit subjects! That'll really show them Ai lovers!
4:48 was. was your middle school theater neil cicierega
I'm not sure why, but my cat always perks up when I put on a binge compilation. I suspects she finds the opening Binge Compilation Noises interesting. She doesn't "like" things - my cat is a being of Hate and I love her - but interest is pretty close, for her.
4:20 THIS IS TRUE
That last post broke my empathy gauge. I can’t feel anything! 😭
4:46 your music teacher casually admitting he wrote the song about two trucks having sex
5:21 That… is heinously genius and I love it. Add in some fitting adjectives to describe a jacuzzi, and you’ll reap maximum discomfort.
I felt the one about making friends locally. Why are bars the only reliable places for friend making?
I've made friends in the IKEA parking lot before so... it's definitely possible.
I did it at school... Although only when I went to school.
PLEASE SEARCH THE "Botargada" from here in México, several different mascots got into a ring to fight
12:45 do NOT purchase wheat or wheat byproducts. You will be sent for re-education, thank you.
I bet Steve Carlsberg purchased wheat and wheat byproducts UGH
19:10 AS A GRAVITY FALLS FAN I LITERALLY STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN I SAW THAT
That last post. It's a Cold and It's a Broken PM Seymour...
12:48 HOLY SHIT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT A TOURNAMENT THE OTHER DAY
The person that just wants to sleep for 1000 years is just a polymorph dragon. A dragon that's been isekai to the worse world possible because they can no longer storm a castle or burn an entire party to a crisp for gold.
After the end of being told to subscribe I got an add that literally said "your wish is my command, my Lord."
You know I had dreams for a period that I was still in discord calls with my friends and gf even though I left the call and it was definitely an experience because it really did feel like I was in the call still and I rarely remember/have proper dreams.
How long you’re supposed to mourn for a s’more? Don’t you mean: how long you’re supposed to... s’mourn?
7:54
I actually considered writing something like that, but was daunted by the sheer amount of possibilities so nothing ever gets done.
Writer's block sucks.
4:48 imagine your music teacher being neil cicierega, aka lemon demon
18:58 honestly I don’t think I even knew the full name or whatever of the author I saw Tolkien and then ‘is having his first ever egg’ and assumed ‘oh it’s just a pet with the name Tolkien’
But I thought it was like
A dog or something eating an egg
13:44 alternative solution try to scratch a hole in the door
Fun fact: Pukicho's name is pronounced "puke-e-show"
My ADHD and I thank you good sirs
I love getting here early and watching the views and likes go up as I watch the video. Like, hello friends! We're watching together and that's beautiful
Sir PM Seymour, I do not wish to smash with the Like button, that sounds like a big commitment that I can not agree too😅
19:20 I was literally thinking the exact same thing
8:19 its so me i never went to bars with no one bc of the immense awkwardness I'll have...
The golf clap was my favorite part
3:14 it took me so long to get this until I looked at the tags
8:46 my dad has a loud ass car, and a group of like 5 kids came up to him the other day asking him to rev up his truck and gushing about how cool it was and he was just like “you… you guys know this is a piece of shit car, right? It sounds like that cause it’s a piece of shit that doesn’t run properly, you know that, right?” Kids like loud ass cars, apparently
6:10 Warlocks are sadly business majors cause they make deals. Artificers are engineers. But then my real question is... what are sorcerers?
17:41
Idk about them, but i'm Mainly just trying to pace my closet escape
Update they saw it but luckily think its a prank
When i move out i have already dedicated to never let them back into my life when i leave
A time of S’mourning
i just tested my new headphones on this video! And They Work!
It took about 1 1/2 years, but I finally got to the end of this god forsaken playlist. And what a trip it was.
21:10 Wait...hold on...yeah, you guys are giving your ocs just Ws? I- *has given my own Ocs tons of Ls and barely any Ws, traumatizing them to the max* 😵💫
That's..... exactly what frieren would do, and you know it. Lol
15:25 wooden forges
5:55 omg is quin!
yes Walmart is the best place to go to make friend i made many, of course i work there. yeah actually, power of friendship does enable incredible violence. mess with friend you unleash the angry goblin
peak watching these videos is being on tumblr at the same time.
0:57 both. Both is good
16:50 Dletarune
Holy shit Quin made it into a P.M. Seymore video!! Someone tell them rn!!
12:44 isn't that a Night Vale reference?
5:04 elphelt guiltygear has a tumblr, it seems
12:38 HEEEECK YAAA NIGHT VALE
11:17 ACHO!!
That james bond complaint is wrong.
2007 - the 007 will not repeat for another thousand years.
8:20 If someone came up to me in a shop and they had mutual *genuine* interest in whatever I was there to buy, we' be instant best friends. It's really that easy with me
EDIT: 22:03 You know I actually forgot he was married so I was genuinely bamboozled for a second
6:12
Wrong we’re Psychology and Religious historians, Sorcerers are the business majors
"put it on the louvre"
Okay... But then where am i supposed to go pee? Can i take it off the loo?
Wait, YOUR WIFE VOICE THE MOON ELF!
Hm, the thunbnail has a frenchman, this bodes well.
7:11 okay, as a filipino WHO CAN'T SPEAK TAGALOG FOR SHIT and who wanted to use duolingo to learn but broke their phone after cursing that it didn't have tagalog: P.M HAS EARNED EVEN MORE RESPECT FROM ME. IN FACT, ALL OF IT.
15:00 100 years? Are you sure?
11:17 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
16:43 Ash has a last name...? It's Ketchum...?
Yay pet jingling!
Did he say "wife"? I feel like I've missed several things.
3:04 HENRY JEKYLL
RAAGH
I see this post like once a week on tumblr all my mutuals are queer and j+h fans 😭
16:48 kinitoPET
SUBBED!
I'm sorry Mrs Pmseymore.
Please don't threaten me.
One of these compilations you should just say "Binge" in a deadpan tone.
This is litterally 22 minutes damn
0:59 True but I also don't want her to have to get an actual job. I just want to get a job that feels like a fucking game and or that is literally just Nerf battles