My dog is like that. On his own, he's perfectly alright to be around other people. He's ran away and was a super happy dog for the founders. And he likes to show off for vets. But when we're around, he will bark at anyone and everyone. When we first brought him home, he wasn't as much like that. He barked at my dad, but that was it. We could bring him around when we had family and he'd be pretty calm. But the closer he got to us, the more protective he became. He's been at home for 10.5 years. He still hates my fiance who's been coming around for 6 years. Gives him the side-eye any time he's not barking
Even then, how are you going to stop people from robbing your house when you're not even home?? I always thought it was dumb when they thought getting gun was the solution after being robbed while they weren't home.
@@matadeverdoemden The gun would still be useful if their home was broken into while they WERE there. And robbery aside, if someone breaks into your home and then realizes you are home, there is no telling what they will do. They could try to kill you to leave no witnesses. I heard this story when I was in college of a girl who was living off campus. Someone broke into her apartment while she was there, when the intruder saw she was home, he raped her. He probably thought "I'm going to jail anyway".
Tonya "who ate all the cereal" (Glocks gun) "imma blow your freaking head off" 🤣🤣🤣 there is no way that this would get approved for today's TV and to be honest this episode is like 15 years old so great timing everybody hates Chris great timing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Yes, they just never explicitly say it in the show for some reason. It kind of reminds me of how in Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm’s family’s surname is never really mentioned, though it’s Wilkerson.
0:43 Julius: They took my meat! All of it! Steaks, hamburgers, hotdogs, bologna! Future Chris: If they stole that stuff earlier maybe he wouldn’t have the gout. 2:04 Julius: He better like me. Pay $35 to have vaccinated and neutered. Future Chris: Now we know why he’s growlin’.
it's hilarious how obsessed Drew and Tonya are with the TV to the point where they memorized its shape and serial number. lol
Elijah Vigil that’s long before cell phones
@@RapFanatic4ever Nobody said anything about cell phones, im not trying to be rude.
@@tytymaraj I'm also not trying to be rude but he means that cell phones came out after TVs
@@theearrapegod1538 there were cellphones but they were expensive like 5000 a month to use it so essentially poor people can't afford it.
😂😂😂
Everyone knows damn well that even if it wasn't Chris's idea he would still have to bath it feed it and take care of it
You are so right
💯
You damn right!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well of course it would happen because everybody hates Chris!!!
“you black and you brown”😂😂😂
Zion
U badd Courtney
YNW DouG ewww
@@missdoris ??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You black and you brown!" is probably the best line in all of sitcom history.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Julius is the biggest one he got the smallest gun
That's all he needs. He could probably crush someone with his hands.
Sneak Geek the bigger the gun the smaller the pistol
LOL
you probably haven't noticed the ammo on his arms
@@yungbrazy1451 u gay
Rochelle: So you're not gonna help us at all?
Cop: No, but we're here to comfort you.
😂😂😂
Rochelle: So you're not gonna help us at all?
Cop: No, but we're here to comfort you
Forget this! I'm getting a gun!
Cops in a nutshell even today
@@SpiderManMCUniverse Yup. Literally what is the point of calling them after a break in - you're never seeing your shit again.
And they don’t even do that
WHO LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP, HUH?!?! Cracks me up every time :D
Can r
Hussein
That is my mother-in-law in a heartbeat!
“They stole my meat.”😂😂😂😂
That is *NUTS* 🥜 !!🤭
Surprisingly Tanya was the only one with Trigger Discipline lol, everyone else had their finger on the trigger haha
Can we appreciate how tanya remembered the TV's serial numbers👏👏
Chris: Can we name him?
Julius:He already has a name, Blacky!
Drew: But he’s brown?
Julius: You Black and you Brown!
I’m dead 😭😂
NewOrleanCeltics21 that got me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kam Mike What are you doing?
Me: can we name him?
Mom: he already got a name, whitey!
Sis: but he's blonde?
Mom: you white and you blonde!
@@tytymaraj he is being a dummy.
@@tyteannasmith8306 isn't stereotypical white has blonde hair?
(I'm not European nor Caucasian descent nor lived in a majority white man country)
Honestly the guns fit the family so well like it’s hilarious
why tonya got the shotgun though lol
Kevin KP my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s definitely me because my brother has one in his room
I thought Rochelle was about to pull out two shotguns and use them like dual wields lol
Because cereal is a very serious matter.
Bloombaby99 no it aint
haha, "lady, my shift ends in 6 minutes"
Rochelle : So you're not going to help us at all?
Cop : No. We're here to comfort you.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😄😄😁😁😁
Ain't that the truth,
...
Or harrass you!
Julius forget this I’m getting a Gun
“You black and you brown.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s kind of true
ya know if you want a dog to be more protective then grow an emotional attachment to them, so that they have a reason to protect the family
My dog is like that. On his own, he's perfectly alright to be around other people. He's ran away and was a super happy dog for the founders. And he likes to show off for vets. But when we're around, he will bark at anyone and everyone.
When we first brought him home, he wasn't as much like that. He barked at my dad, but that was it. We could bring him around when we had family and he'd be pretty calm. But the closer he got to us, the more protective he became.
He's been at home for 10.5 years. He still hates my fiance who's been coming around for 6 years. Gives him the side-eye any time he's not barking
I like how Julius the biggest one in the family gets a small ass gun
That's the cheapest Pistol he can get, so it fits him.
👀👀 baby girl??!
I love how Drew and Chris were the only ones without guns.
to be honest, me too
Drew would most like get an Assault Rifle.
Drew should get a bazooka
@@phillipwalling7470 Chris would have a submarine gun
1:22 "YOU? *BABYGIRL?!* "
1:43 the way they look back at him
😂😂😂
1:44 Drew’s face lmao
I ain't gonna lie but the chicken like dry af
Garth Croll 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed
The executive producer said that they bought some KFC and put it on the plate. But Tichina ate it
Honestly, this is accurate with cops. Some just don't give a shit and respond for the check.
True
1:38 They wouldn't be able to show this on tv today 😂😂
Tonya “You think you can get it”
The officer “ we will try”
That’s a big “ NO” 😩😩🤣🤣
1:22 small gun for a big man
1:37 big gun for a little girl
"They took my meat"😂😂😂
you can literally see the TV in the shot.
They have a different TV from like the 50s
That’s not the TV
Your dumb it’s the one on top they took
That’s their old TV, which they used as a stand for the new TV which was stolen. You can see it in every former episode.
It is basically a brick
Notice when Julius said he was getting a gun, he had the detective's attention.
*THEY STOLE MY MEAT!!!!!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear to y'all this DVD collection of Everybody Hate Chris help me through some rough time in my marriage and I have to get them back
They should've checked with Jerome or Risky. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or Malvo
But that cop's shift ends in five minutes. Ain't nobody got time for that.
@@RyanStorey1231 😂😂😂😂
They the one's who probably stole it!
who ate the big piece of chicken? dead
That's broken. The one they use is smaller
Who left the damn toilet seat up? Huh?!
Jack Ochuka you realize it’s not real right?
@@Uh_0h_zilla everything that happened in the show is real
"She ain't raising no babies" heard that so often growing up too
“you black and you brown”😂😂
0:45
“They took my meat!”
..Must have been Monkey D Luffy
ONE PIECE Of chicken
2:18 I’m done😂😂😂😂
WHO ATE DA BIG PIECE A CHICKEN!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police Officer: What’s missing
Rochelle: The TV
Me: But it’s in the corner right there 😂😂😂😂
That's not a tv.
It's another tv. That may be a stand that's in the corner
How do drew and Tonya remember all that but forget what their parents tell them
I don't see how a gun could help prevent a robbery. Unless you carry it on you when you leave the house, the robbers are just gonna steal it too.
Even then, how are you going to stop people from robbing your house when you're not even home?? I always thought it was dumb when they thought getting gun was the solution after being robbed while they weren't home.
@@matadeverdoemden The gun would still be useful if their home was broken into while they WERE there. And robbery aside, if someone breaks into your home and then realizes you are home, there is no telling what they will do. They could try to kill you to leave no witnesses.
I heard this story when I was in college of a girl who was living off campus. Someone broke into her apartment while she was there, when the intruder saw she was home, he raped her. He probably thought "I'm going to jail anyway".
😱OMG😱 Tanya It's just 🥣cereal 1:32
Its about the principal
cool a PERIOD.
And why put the empty box back? Why not throw it away?
"WAIT THEY TOOK MY MEAT ALL OF IT"
Answers to Rochelle's question: 1:19 1:27 and 1:33
Rochelle high key lookin badass with those 2 pistols
Tonya "who ate all the cereal" (Glocks gun) "imma blow your freaking head off" 🤣🤣🤣
there is no way that this would get approved for today's TV and to be honest this episode is like 15 years old so great timing everybody hates Chris great timing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Julian's all about priorities! Plus Chris' sister's got proper trigger control on that mossberg! lol
Julius
0:27 “Serial number: 1993IH”
Clever. 1993 is the year Imani Hakim (Tanya) was born.
um so
Oh cool🔥 great find
*equips gun* who left the damn toilet seat up. LOL
who ate the big piece of Chicken? 😂😂😂😂
0:49- If they had stole this stuff earlier maybe he would’ve had the gout
Wouldn’t*
0:55 Rochelle spit a good rhyme there. 🤣🤣💯
Check it out. Bars actually.
Who took my phone off the charger
Who left my Damn package outside
Who ate all the chips
The TV 📺 got kidnapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
1:17 LMAO that chicken is dry as fuck
i love Everybody Hate's Chris
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Bruh the tv is still there 😂😂😂
1:31 is Kids in Chiraq 😂😂😂
WHO LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP?! HUH?!
I know who broke in they house it was proly Jerome
Big dude from across the street
Why did they leave the biggest gun for Tanya🤣
I don't even know my own, TV serial number.
Julius didnt care about other stuff taken he worried about his food 😅
Julius bring a cheapskate has priorities. Food is top priority because everyone needs to eat.
@@phillipwalling7470 😂 true .
They really had for petty stuff
julius forgot to say the chicken too when he says hot dogs, bolonga, steaks and hamburgers lol
Tonya would use a shotgun everyone else would use a pistol
She is the savage one
But rochelle pistols are two DE.50 Cal pistols, one of the most powerful in the world
Love how the TV is sitting on the floor lol
A gun is always a good idea, but keep it in a safe.
And that's how Julius became Hale Caesar.
"Now we know why he's Growling"
Lmfao 😂 idk why that shit had me dying so bad
The cops need to get fired so they could hire somebody who’s actually gonna do something!!!!
"We're here to comfort you" 😩
Why?
the TV is right there. lol
The Sole Warrior they was talking about the small TV they had on top of the one that's broken lol
@★ Froggie Animation ★ But I wonder why the thieves didn't take that one...
I can imagine Rochelle using the gun for people who don't listen julius not really I imagine him having a talk with them tho
Is their last name really Rock?
Yes, they just never explicitly say it in the show for some reason. It kind of reminds me of how in Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm’s family’s surname is never really mentioned, though it’s Wilkerson.
@@KumiesCummies I learned something today.
I love how the biggest and oldest in the house has one small gun. But the smallest and youngest in the house gets a massive shotty ecta-naughty
It is a good idea to get a guard dog to protect the your house
All of a sudden Drew and Tonya become some forensic experts💀
Lady my shift ends in 6 minutes LMAO
2:33 that’s accurate 😂😂😂
And that, boys and girls, why Terry became a cop.
The frickin' ad won't load..
0:16 but there's the TV in the back
That's not the TV they watch on the show, the other one sits on the top
Julius: My Meat is Stolen
Chris Mom: What
At 1:20, the Oberheim DMX claps.
1:19-1:40 and this is what’s going to happen if people don’t stop loosening gun restrictions
1:23-1:24- Drew? Baby girl?
1:30 is inaccurate considering the Desert Eagle wouldn't be released until about 1987/89
yall inspected the gun
0:43 Julius: They took my meat! All of it! Steaks, hamburgers, hotdogs, bologna!
Future Chris: If they stole that stuff earlier maybe he wouldn’t have the gout.
2:04 Julius: He better like me. Pay $35 to have vaccinated and neutered.
Future Chris: Now we know why he’s growlin’.
1:20 - 1:40 *What Europe thinks America is like daily*
0:56-1:03 😂😂😂
Ashley Cooper cfdd
She always said she ain't raising no babies😂😂😂
1:35 that should’ve been Chris or Drew lol
0:35
They took the steerio
You misspelled Stereo
Plus our records
Other than shooting an intruder this is is the only thing I could see happening. 1:25
what episode?
Season 3 , Episode 4
Why would the detective officer say that he is here to comfort you before his shift ends?
1:34- Run!
You know it would have been actually they show them all having guns lol
isnt the tv sitting right there?
They should make a spin off called Chris hates everyone.