My dog is like that. On his own, he's perfectly alright to be around other people. He's ran away and was a super happy dog for the founders. And he likes to show off for vets. But when we're around, he will bark at anyone and everyone. When we first brought him home, he wasn't as much like that. He barked at my dad, but that was it. We could bring him around when we had family and he'd be pretty calm. But the closer he got to us, the more protective he became. He's been at home for 10.5 years. He still hates my fiance who's been coming around for 6 years. Gives him the side-eye any time he's not barking
Even then, how are you going to stop people from robbing your house when you're not even home?? I always thought it was dumb when they thought getting gun was the solution after being robbed while they weren't home.
@@matadeverdoemden The gun would still be useful if their home was broken into while they WERE there. And robbery aside, if someone breaks into your home and then realizes you are home, there is no telling what they will do. They could try to kill you to leave no witnesses. I heard this story when I was in college of a girl who was living off campus. Someone broke into her apartment while she was there, when the intruder saw she was home, he raped her. He probably thought "I'm going to jail anyway".
Tonya "who ate all the cereal" (Glocks gun) "imma blow your freaking head off" 🤣🤣🤣 there is no way that this would get approved for today's TV and to be honest this episode is like 15 years old so great timing everybody hates Chris great timing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Yes, they just never explicitly say it in the show for some reason. It kind of reminds me of how in Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm’s family’s surname is never really mentioned, though it’s Wilkerson.
Come to think of it, each gun fits each member. Not a Gun enthusiast, tho, so don't expect some accuracies. Julius is a cheapskate, so he'll most likely get the cheapest gun for himself. The Gun he's carrying could be a snub nose 1911 carrying 9mm bullets. Rochelle is a rather demanding wife, so she'll likely get a gun with a big kick to it. She's carrying dual Desert Eagles because they carry 50. Cal bullets, which can completely destroy your head in one accurate shot. Tonya, being the youngest of the family, are usually treated with the best care possible. She's carrying a Pump Action Shotgun, probably a Hauser build, which are deadlier the closer they are to their target. We never see Drew and Chris get guns, but if they do, I bet Drew, being the middle brother, would most likely Carry either a Revolver or a Semi-Auto Rifle. Why? I ain't sure. As for Chris, considering the Show's theme, usually get the short end of the stick, so he'll most likely get a Glock with a Snub nose and Blank Ammo.
it's hilarious how obsessed Drew and Tonya are with the TV to the point where they memorized its shape and serial number. lol
Elijah Vigil that’s long before cell phones
@@RapFanatic4ever Nobody said anything about cell phones, im not trying to be rude.
@@tytymaraj5673 I'm also not trying to be rude but he means that cell phones came out after TVs
@@theearrapegod1538 there were cellphones but they were expensive like 5000 a month to use it so essentially poor people can't afford it.
😂😂😂
Everyone knows damn well that even if it wasn't Chris's idea he would still have to bath it feed it and take care of it
You are so right
💯
You damn right!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well of course it would happen because everybody hates Chris!!!
Julius is the biggest one he got the smallest gun
That's all he needs. He could probably crush someone with his hands.
Sneak Geek the bigger the gun the smaller the pistol
LOL
you probably haven't noticed the ammo on his arms
@@yungbrazy1451 u gay
"You black and you brown!" is probably the best line in all of sitcom history.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“you black and you brown”😂😂😂
Zion
U badd Courtney
YNW DouG ewww
@@missdoris ??
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Chris: Can we name him?
Julius:He already has a name, Blacky!
Drew: But he’s brown?
Julius: You Black and you Brown!
I’m dead 😭😂
NewOrleanCeltics21 that got me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kam Mike What are you doing?
Me: can we name him?
Mom: he already got a name, whitey!
Sis: but he's blonde?
Mom: you white and you blonde!
@@tytymaraj5673 he is being a dummy.
@@tyteannasmith8306 isn't stereotypical white has blonde hair?
(I'm not European nor Caucasian descent nor lived in a majority white man country)
Rochelle: So you're not gonna help us at all?
Cop: No, but we're here to comfort you.
😂😂😂
Rochelle: So you're not gonna help us at all?
Cop: No, but we're here to comfort you
Forget this! I'm getting a gun!
Cops in a nutshell even today
@@SpiderManMCUniverse Yup. Literally what is the point of calling them after a break in - you're never seeing your shit again.
And they don’t even do that
why tonya got the shotgun though lol
Kevin KP my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s definitely me because my brother has one in his room
I thought Rochelle was about to pull out two shotguns and use them like dual wields lol
Because cereal is a very serious matter.
Bloombaby99 no it aint
Can we appreciate how tanya remembered the TV's serial numbers👏👏
WHO LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP, HUH?!?! Cracks me up every time :D
Can r
Hussein
That is my mother-in-law in a heartbeat!
Surprisingly Tanya was the only one with Trigger Discipline lol, everyone else had their finger on the trigger haha
“They stole my meat.”😂😂😂😂
That is *NUTS* 🥜 !!🤭
Honestly the guns fit the family so well like it’s hilarious
I like how Julius the biggest one in the family gets a small ass gun
That's the cheapest Pistol he can get, so it fits him.
👀👀 baby girl??!
ya know if you want a dog to be more protective then grow an emotional attachment to them, so that they have a reason to protect the family
My dog is like that. On his own, he's perfectly alright to be around other people. He's ran away and was a super happy dog for the founders. And he likes to show off for vets. But when we're around, he will bark at anyone and everyone.
When we first brought him home, he wasn't as much like that. He barked at my dad, but that was it. We could bring him around when we had family and he'd be pretty calm. But the closer he got to us, the more protective he became.
He's been at home for 10.5 years. He still hates my fiance who's been coming around for 6 years. Gives him the side-eye any time he's not barking
I ain't gonna lie but the chicken like dry af
Garth Croll 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed
The executive producer said that they bought some KFC and put it on the plate. But Tichina ate it
you can literally see the TV in the shot.
They have a different TV from like the 50s
That’s not the TV
Your dumb it’s the one on top they took
That’s their old TV, which they used as a stand for the new TV which was stolen. You can see it in every former episode.
It is basically a brick
who ate the big piece of chicken? dead
That's broken. The one they use is smaller
Who left the damn toilet seat up? Huh?!
Jack Ochuka you realize it’s not real right?
@@Uh_0h_zilla everything that happened in the show is real
Rochelle : So you're not going to help us at all?
Cop : No. We're here to comfort you.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😄😄😁😁😁
Ain't that the truth,
...
Or harrass you!
Julius forget this I’m getting a Gun
I love how Drew and Chris were the only ones without guns.
to be honest, me too
Drew would most like get an Assault Rifle.
Drew should get a bazooka
@@phillipwalling7470 Chris would have a submarine gun
“You black and you brown.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s kind of true
haha, "lady, my shift ends in 6 minutes"
Honestly, this is accurate with cops. Some just don't give a shit and respond for the check.
True
They should've checked with Jerome or Risky. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or Malvo
But that cop's shift ends in five minutes. Ain't nobody got time for that.
@@RyanStorey1231 😂😂😂😂
They the one's who probably stole it!
1:44 Drew’s face lmao
1:38 They wouldn't be able to show this on tv today 😂😂
Tonya “You think you can get it”
The officer “ we will try”
That’s a big “ NO” 😩😩🤣🤣
1:22 small gun for a big man
1:37 big gun for a little girl
"They took my meat"😂😂😂
I swear to y'all this DVD collection of Everybody Hate Chris help me through some rough time in my marriage and I have to get them back
Notice when Julius said he was getting a gun, he had the detective's attention.
"She ain't raising no babies" heard that so often growing up too
*THEY STOLE MY MEAT!!!!!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:45
“They took my meat!”
..Must have been Monkey D Luffy
ONE PIECE Of chicken
Police Officer: What’s missing
Rochelle: The TV
Me: But it’s in the corner right there 😂😂😂😂
That's not a tv.
It's another tv. That may be a stand that's in the corner
😱OMG😱 Tanya It's just 🥣cereal 1:32
Its about the principal
cool a PERIOD.
And why put the empty box back? Why not throw it away?
1:22 "YOU? *BABYGIRL?!* "
1:43 the way they look back at him
😂😂😂
How do drew and Tonya remember all that but forget what their parents tell them
“you black and you brown”😂😂
"WAIT THEY TOOK MY MEAT ALL OF IT"
Julian's all about priorities! Plus Chris' sister's got proper trigger control on that mossberg! lol
Julius
Rochelle high key lookin badass with those 2 pistols
i love Everybody Hate's Chris
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I don't see how a gun could help prevent a robbery. Unless you carry it on you when you leave the house, the robbers are just gonna steal it too.
Even then, how are you going to stop people from robbing your house when you're not even home?? I always thought it was dumb when they thought getting gun was the solution after being robbed while they weren't home.
@@matadeverdoemden The gun would still be useful if their home was broken into while they WERE there. And robbery aside, if someone breaks into your home and then realizes you are home, there is no telling what they will do. They could try to kill you to leave no witnesses.
I heard this story when I was in college of a girl who was living off campus. Someone broke into her apartment while she was there, when the intruder saw she was home, he raped her. He probably thought "I'm going to jail anyway".
Answers to Rochelle's question: 1:19 1:27 and 1:33
Tonya "who ate all the cereal" (Glocks gun) "imma blow your freaking head off" 🤣🤣🤣
there is no way that this would get approved for today's TV and to be honest this episode is like 15 years old so great timing everybody hates Chris great timing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
*equips gun* who left the damn toilet seat up. LOL
WHO ATE DA BIG PIECE A CHICKEN!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who took my phone off the charger
Who left my Damn package outside
Who ate all the chips
I know who broke in they house it was proly Jerome
Big dude from across the street
Is their last name really Rock?
Yes, they just never explicitly say it in the show for some reason. It kind of reminds me of how in Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm’s family’s surname is never really mentioned, though it’s Wilkerson.
@@KumiesCummies I learned something today.
Tonya would use a shotgun everyone else would use a pistol
She is the savage one
But rochelle pistols are two DE.50 Cal pistols, one of the most powerful in the world
0:55 Rochelle spit a good rhyme there. 🤣🤣💯
Check it out. Bars actually.
2:18 I’m done😂😂😂😂
Julius didnt care about other stuff taken he worried about his food 😅
Julius bring a cheapskate has priorities. Food is top priority because everyone needs to eat.
@@phillipwalling7470 😂 true .
They really had for petty stuff
0:49- If they had stole this stuff earlier maybe he would’ve had the gout
Wouldn’t*
who ate the big piece of Chicken? 😂😂😂😂
0:27 “Serial number: 1993IH”
Clever. 1993 is the year Imani Hakim (Tanya) was born.
um so
Oh cool🔥 great find
The TV 📺 got kidnapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
the TV is right there. lol
The Sole Warrior they was talking about the small TV they had on top of the one that's broken lol
@★ Froggie Animation ★ But I wonder why the thieves didn't take that one...
It is a good idea to get a guard dog to protect the your house
julius forgot to say the chicken too when he says hot dogs, bolonga, steaks and hamburgers lol
WHO LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP?! HUH?!
1:17 LMAO that chicken is dry as fuck
The frickin' ad won't load..
I can imagine Rochelle using the gun for people who don't listen julius not really I imagine him having a talk with them tho
I don't even know my own, TV serial number.
Bruh the tv is still there 😂😂😂
1:31 is Kids in Chiraq 😂😂😂
Love how the TV is sitting on the floor lol
And that's how Julius became Hale Caesar.
"We're here to comfort you" 😩
Why?
I love how the biggest and oldest in the house has one small gun. But the smallest and youngest in the house gets a massive shotty ecta-naughty
Why did they leave the biggest gun for Tanya🤣
Lady my shift ends in 6 minutes LMAO
And that, boys and girls, why Terry became a cop.
A gun is always a good idea, but keep it in a safe.
The cops need to get fired so they could hire somebody who’s actually gonna do something!!!!
The cops have no obligation to help the public. They just arrest criminals
Why would the detective officer say that he is here to comfort you before his shift ends?
what episode?
Season 3 , Episode 4
Julius: My Meat is Stolen
Chris Mom: What
All of a sudden Drew and Tonya become some forensic experts💀
1:30 is inaccurate considering the Desert Eagle wouldn't be released until about 1987/89
yall inspected the gun
isnt the tv sitting right there?
0:16 but there's the TV in the back
That's not the TV they watch on the show, the other one sits on the top
you know what would be better full episode
Am I buggin or is the tv behind them ?
At 1:20, the Oberheim DMX claps.
1:35 that should’ve been Chris or Drew lol
1:34- Run!
"Now we know why he's Growling"
Lmfao 😂 idk why that shit had me dying so bad
Come to think of it, each gun fits each member. Not a Gun enthusiast, tho, so don't expect some accuracies.
Julius is a cheapskate, so he'll most likely get the cheapest gun for himself. The Gun he's carrying could be a snub nose 1911 carrying 9mm bullets.
Rochelle is a rather demanding wife, so she'll likely get a gun with a big kick to it. She's carrying dual Desert Eagles because they carry 50. Cal bullets, which can completely destroy your head in one accurate shot.
Tonya, being the youngest of the family, are usually treated with the best care possible. She's carrying a Pump Action Shotgun, probably a Hauser build, which are deadlier the closer they are to their target.
We never see Drew and Chris get guns, but if they do, I bet Drew, being the middle brother, would most likely Carry either a Revolver or a Semi-Auto Rifle. Why? I ain't sure.
As for Chris, considering the Show's theme, usually get the short end of the stick, so he'll most likely get a Glock with a Snub nose and Blank Ammo.
dang
1:23-1:24- Drew? Baby girl?
0:35
They took the steerio
You misspelled Stereo
Plus our records
Why do they have 2 TVs?
There’s a tv in the background. They didn’t even try with this scene.
They use that tv as a stand for the other tv that they use.
They should make a spin off called Chris hates everyone.
What breed of dog is Blackie?
Frank Miranda that what I want to know
@@jjszn an Akita
@CPP.MASTER No, it's an Akita 👍🏼
Baby girl😭
Anybody know the name of the movie on TV with the bank robber in the blue ski mask?