Meanwhile… Nashville’s Christian Nightclub | Olivia Benson Plaza | Sopranos Diner Booth For Sale
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
- Meanwhile… A Christian nightclub in Nashville doesn’t allow twerking, New York City is marking 25 years of “Law & Order: SVU,” and fans of “The Sopranos” have a chance to own a pivotal piece of the series’ final episode.
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Yellowstone National Park has signs telling visitors not to stick their hands in boiling geyser water and some people still do it, so yeah, put some signs on the volcano.
People live on Mt Etna which is an active volcano.
I like Spanish attitudes to safety. There was a Fire Walk in Mallorca, where they carry 15ft effigies down the street and set them on fire. No barriers, no signs - it just mentions in the flyer "don't wear a fleece, the sparks might set you on fire" - big family event. They trust you to look after yourself and anyone you're in charge of. It's up to you
O my😮
Those signs are put up by the woke liberal elites who want to keep the geysers to themselves.
@@thebagelsproductions In America, someone would wear fleece, catch on fire, and sue.
I'm pretty sure that anyone working at a national disaster prevention center would see that joke about the beehive and say, "Yup, we need those signs."
Shit. I work in a pharmacy and agree we need those signs.
I say take down the sign and put up a camera.
Help human evolution DON'T tell idiots not to climb an erupting volcano.
And that goes double for the volcano. Though maybe we don't simply because there are too few sources of 'evolution in action' in our overly protective world today.
Definitely need those signs and warnings.....people are so effing stupid now days!!
He is not lying. I woke up this morning and saw all the different news stories that were going to hell and I was just like "I need me some Meanwhile"
We aren't going, we are already here.
Though one day you'll read all the "we're going to hell" headlines and realize going to hell is nothing new.
Its a balm
Remember the volcano St Helen’s? People camped out, were on the volcano and a few stayed in their houses near the volcano and 57 people died including a volcanologist.
To be fair, all the qualified educated professionals were completely wrong about st.Helen, but yeah if it's f*ckin active -- get the hell away (a long way away). Stupid people will be stupid though !!
Volcanologist was working... other just plain ignorant 😅
@@eddyr1041The _National Geographic_ photographer was also working. Don't be so judgemental.
The volcanologist actually saved several people's lives before he lost his.
Sadly Steven, yes, you have to tell people not to climb active, erupting volcanoes. During the 2021 Iceland eruption people were getting too close to that volcano, and one moron was captured on video running towards the crater and then tried running quickly away from it when fast moving lava started spewing out.
Sadly the lowest common denominator has to be protected from their own stupidity.
Just think of the people who go to places like Yellowstone and then take selfies next to a wild animal.
Let’s bring back whispering. If you run at an active volcano and I whisper “no, don’t, stop”, I did my part
Anything for “The ‘gram” 🙄
@gimpinmypants but them was paytreeuhts
Bespoke beehive treatment now available at Covetton House.
Oh thank goodness! My penis has been red and swollen for WEEKS! I should've heeded the sign! *SOB* I SHOULD'VE HEEDED THE SIGN!
@@swistedfilms Oh, just get out there and take advantage of it while it lasts!
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It's kinda like botox, but even more painful. Should be tremendous demand.
Who knew it could be this easy to break Stephen? Just give him a joke about The Pope to read. 😁
I mean, he IS catholic
Yes ❤agreed
The writers love picking fun at Grandad. Seth's are mean too. I love it.
It’s not everyday you see someone get married and divorced in the same day.
vgtrp well at least you aint use#F%H&LH$#%*HFDbut you texted true
If ONLY melania had done that 😂😂😂
That’s Lone Peak and the Pfeifferhorn in the background, Wasatch Mountain range. Please don’t judge us Utahns by this young man. My sympathies to the bride.
Never been to Vegas?
Usually they just avoid the wedding.
Remember - the Pope in Balenciaga is the Pope's casual Friday...
I love it when he stumbles and just makes it funnier.
He catches himself so quick, I wouldn't be surprised if some are planned. He does what he Does very well.
4:03 She clearly already regretted her marriage.
Sure, poor innocent girl. She had nothing to do with picking this loser and will NOT divorce him for money the first chance she gets. 😂
@@em0_tionJesus Christ, what an asshole. Maybe log off, kid.
@@em0_tion He doesn't have to make it this easy for her.
@@em0_tion he's ok they signed a pre-nup on the Apple Vision Pro
My guess is that this was a set of gag photos shared without context.
In this day and age you totally need to warn people not to climb an active volcano
Nor to insert phallic organ into a beehive
Yeah is amazing .... people does that 😅
Iceland has to post freekking signs around glowing red hot lava streams. For Real😱
"Do not take volcano internally. May contain gluten."
@@eddyr1041 World went straight to hell when they had to put the "Caution: Contains peanuts" warning in peanut packages.
I'd love to see t-rump attempt the opening monologue meanwhile. 😅😅😅
It would be the whole show filled with incoherent rambling asides, odd word emphasis and air accordion playing.
Or to put it another way:
Cringy and boring
"... shumshimes, I wake up in these Unished Shashes..."
A Christian Nightclub. In other words, Evening Mass.
Believe it or not, they became really popular in the 80's. They called them "Light Clubs." I didn't think they would make a comeback. 😅😅😅
Pretty much.
I hear the food is good. Try the leg-of-lamb-of-god. Simply divine, they tell me!
😂😂😂😂
When I went to Central Michigan University there was a C. nightclub. Went several times.
One New Year's Eve my boyfriend and I went, they played the entire classic "Zorro" TV series from the first episode on! Fun!
"Scrap-heap banana hammock" lol omg send help 🤣
“…so I can gird my loins with a banana hammock”…Stephen you really got me there! 😂
Many things can, and are said about you Stephen...and we DO love most of them. But I think one of your amazing, yet most often overlooked talents is your rapid-fire brain's ability to continuously give us your Monologue, your tongue-twisting well beyond mortal men's ability to unerringly string verb and noun nightly..... .... ... ... .. .. .. . . . !❤💚!
Whoever dreamed up the Sopranoblackout deserves a special Emmy.
I never watched sopranos so I don't get it.
@@azdgariaradasopranos is like a less corrupt and crazy america. It's miss-able.
@@azdgariarada that was integral to the season ender.
The Sopranos is my favourite show ever. THANK YOU for that cut to black bit, that was just pure genius!
I didn‘t understand the joke. Could you please explain it to me?
@@kimki.dog24 The Sopranos series ended with an abrupt cut to a black screen.
“Scrap heap banana hammock “ 😂😂😂🔥
Almost spit my coffee out at "...banana hammock".
Came here for this comnent
Me too
Fun fact:
In 'La Soufrière - Waiting for an Inevitable Disaster', Werner Herzog climbed a volcano that was predicted to erupt.
1. Werner Herzog isn't "people".
2. "Predicted to erupt" is different from "has already erupted 13 times today."
Bishop of Rizz 😂❤🎉
That volcano has a very short refractory period. Also lots of endurance. Should make him popular with the lady volcanoes.
LMAO - Great line.
Olivia Benson Plaza: Rename it for at least a week!
Then for another to Mariska Hargitay Plaza
As a Mexican… yes, you have to tell people not to climb an active volcano. People will try to drive through a chest-high flooded street because “the doors have good seals!” Forgetting the engine is not waterproof.
The “shame” is my favorite part 🤷🏼♀️
😳😱🤣🤣🤣🤣 *_"SCRAP-HEAP BANANA HAMMOCK" !?!_* ..dear GOD, i Didn't Need that image!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢
Stephen: "Do you really need to tell people not to climb the active volcano that erupted thirteen times today?"
Mexico: "Remember people during the 2020 pandemic? If the monsters from 'A Quiet Place' ever show up, people are going to be running around yelling and banging cowbells."
It's called natural selection. 😂
Well, yeah. May as well get it over with quickly.
"Sounds like the air horn stopped."
"Yeah, they got another one."
6:03 Yeah, well, I know that _NOW._ A sign would've been helpful, thank you.
Gotta bee careful of those honey traps.
The swelling would be impressive!
@@randomname4726Sshhh!! That's a trade secret 🤯🤯
@randomname4726 The swelling would be impressive: which is why there's a (now usually not printed/translated for sadly obvious reasons) passage in the Kama Sutra that tells men to do exactly this to enlarge their penis.
"Dick in beehive" is actually the world's oldest penis enlargement pill.
Holiest Drip just sounds like a bad side effect of medication.
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You should definitely check those Orthodox priests in Romania or Bulgaria.. or Russia..
That's a lot of riz..
They wear those big robes so they can sneak little boys away.
@@gimpinmypantsThat's Catholic priests.
😳 The Pope is fully snatched ?
👋👋 WOW too funny I wonder if he knows it 😂
To answer your two questions at the end...Yeah. Yeah, you DO need to post those warnings.
Keeps the lawsuits down.
I mean, better to post a warning that is not needed, than not posting a warning which is needed, right?
@@LadyDoomsingerVery true. The sad part is that this one likely WAS needed. When you see signs like this, it often means that someone got sued over their absence.
No twerking, no drinking, no smoking… soooo no fun I see.
Afternoon tea dance 😂
A place they can judge each other's wardrobe outside of church...
I don’t know, I could care less about the twerking and I’m definitely not religious, but as an asthmatic person on a lot of medications it would definitely be nice to be with people where you wouldn’t have to explain why you won’t accept any alcohol.
It’d just be nice to be in a third place where you don’t have to worry about the presence of caffeine or drugs.
@@scottostrowski5406 You forgot the no smoking. I am not asthmatic and I don't explain myself when I don't drink alcohol, do drugs, or smoke. I just don't do it. You don't have to either.
And all the girls are married to Jesus, whats the point of calling it a night club? XD
What, a “do not climb active volcano” joke NOT referencing Taco Bell?!?! 😂. cmon…
Thanks for making me slowly come the the unsettling realization that some beekeeper, at some point in history, has definitely boinked a hive or two.
Not the beekeeper, some idiot guest.
Maybe one, but surely, SURELY, they learned not to do it a second time?!
We have to tell people not to put their hands on the blade of a running chainsaw. Unfortunately, some people learn lessons the hard way.
It's like they were taught it
"Ask not! Do now! Ignore warnings! Be shamed for me!!!!"
About the beehive thing. Yes. Yes you do have to put up a sign like that. People. 😂
Comedian Tim Wilson had a song about that. "First Baptist Bar n' Grill". It's the only church in the Bible belt that smells like a whiskey still.
That crazy Mission Impossible costar is definitely Tom Cruise. He's fucking batshit crazy.
And a Scientologist, say no more
The wedding photographer should've offered to take some of the photos with AND without the Apple Goggles. It's like little kids wanting to take photos in Ninja Turtles shirts; you let them do it then you have Mom and Dad make them change. The goggles may seem cute and funny today but in five years you'll regret it and be glad that you took photos without them as well.
I can't imagine anyone geeky enough to think it a good idea to play with the hi tech toys and ignore your bride on the wedding day. Admittedly I know people are like that but thought they would never get married in the first place so it wouldn't be an issue that would actually come up.
Just a friendly reminder, that goofy goggles do not magically appear on your face out of nowhere; the guy would have had to carry them with him to the wedding, presumably in a bag, take them out of said bag, put them on and then pose in front of the photographer, all the while the bride was standing next to him saying nothing and remaining in position for the photographer. A picture like that does not happen by accident.
@@LadyDoomsingerWell, y'know, you cash the check and if it doesn't bounce you show up and take the shots. The divorce isn't my problem any more than it's the problem of the tuxedo rental shop.
Oh sure, NOW you issue the beehive warning. Just sayin'. For a friend.
"Do you really need to tell people not to climb an active volcano, that has erupted 13 times a Day?" Well, we still need to tell people that climate change is here and not to vote for trump (again)... That's the world we live in
On that last story, the theoretical rhetorical question's answer is actually, "Yes." Consider: I've always been personally dismayed and concerned that US railroad crossings almost invariably have signs reading, "Do not stop on tracks."
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Am down 😂😂😂. But the facade is just funny 😂😂😂
I hear that the natives are taking Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan up that volcano to settle it down... ;-P
"Scrap heap banana hammock" is very college radio. ;)
I am disappointed the volcano climbing story did not include a picture from LOTR with Sam & Frodo on the lava 😂
If you’re wondering how Popocatepetl is actually pronounced, everything was correct apart from the last syllable. When it comes to Nahuatl, the “tl” is used as a substitute for a syllable that doesn’t exist in Romance languages.
You can pronounce it properly by sticking your tongue to the roof of your mouth as if you were about to say the letter “L”.
Then you push air out from both sides of you tongue, as if you’re trying to pronounce the letter “T” while keeping your tongue in the “L” position
Trying it out myself just now, is it similar to the "double-L" sound in Welsh?
@@FightingTorque411 Had to google that just now, but yeah they’re not quite the same but pretty similar.
Tried it, nearly gave myself an osophageal hernia! 🙂
@@gaiaiulia Congratulations -- you pronounced it right!
@@beeble2003 lol!
I’m surprised they even allow dancing in the Christian Nightclub.
Any vision of ankles and the place will be shut down.
As we learned from the immortal Kevin Bacon, there is a time to dance... ruclips.net/video/OVHBSAxN7G8/видео.htmlsi=MDSbUoy0SbjFpz6b
Christians are desperate for that theocracy. They want to tell everybody how to live their lives.
Indeed! We all know the old saying: "Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire." 😲😱 God Save Us! 😊
“At least 6 inches between partners. You have to leave room for Jesus.”
That was an actual line that was given to me back in Middle School at one of the “dances” that was held. 😂
Meanwhile is great for learning about different artisanal expressions and vocations.
We are in a truly beautiful and horrifying world.
Writer's - do one about sheep shearing and high quality wool wear
Can you believe the outfits those 'holy' people chose to adorn themselves in?!?!
There are currently livestreams of Alf in Spanish, French, and German. Alf is usually voiced very deep and gruff. 😂
I for one would welcome a nightclub that embraces worship of Dionysus, complete with Priestesses serving the ritualistic beverages for a donation to support all the good works to be undertaken to spread the words about sexual health.
Those with the drip need see a medical clinic asap
There are so few acolytes of Dionysus left. It would be nice to see a resurgence.
Beehive? Oops, too late.That reminds me, I need Benadryl. 😂😂
Banana hammock. Lmfao
In a word Stephen, YES!
I absolutely love watching your podcast and listening to you two. Thank you for being you.
"Banana hammock of news" is basically all news now
Best Meanwhile intro in months! Fabulous! :D
Yes, you definitely need signs on the active volcano.
Love The Sopranos black screen 😂😂 Also, Stephen getting zapped during the MIB segment 😂😂
We love your show stephen colbert
Banana hammock!😂😂
5:53 I really expected Steven to tell us the increase in people climbing the volcano...
"scrap-heap banana hammock" 😆
I have to get to bed before the show comes on, but every day for my break at work, I watch. This literally helps me go back to work....This was a great segment..
I do wish Oreo would bring back the maple flavor that was a limited edition years ago, & make it purrmanent. 😸
Popocatepetl is pronounced Po-po-ka-te-petl.
You laugh about people climbing an active volcano, but if you read Spanish coming to the mexico from Bernal diaz del Castillo, even though the natives warned climbing it, some Spaniards still decided to climb it. I believe their descendants are part of the cast of Jackass. Lol.
The accent/rhythm pattern would be, popoca-tepetl, yes? "po PO cah te PET 'l," which, in American, rhymes with "kettle."
Anybody who has ever read any B. Traven knows that yes, people do need that volcano warning. And many will _still_ try to get up there.
Never watched Sopranos. „Meanwhile“ is a weird way to learn how it ended. Though I should say, it’s funny that it ended with „Don‘t stop believing“ as a background music
I think I'm missing the joke... I thought it was something copywrite... or maybe you saw more of the sapranos or news around it that I didn't watch either... or it could just be 3am and I should be asleep XD but I didn't get it
The real ending is that Tony Soprano was wacked and that's why the screen went to black so abruptly.
I see.. at best I got the song was " don't stop believing" and that he said " I believe" and that's where it stopped but I had to be missing something@@gimpinmypantsty
The song "Don't Stop Believing" was playing at the end of the final episode and was cut off abruptly. Most people interpret the sudden cut to black as Tony being killed, though who the killer was is a matter of speculation. The director of the episode insists that everything is there for the viewer to piece together who the killer was.
@@swistedfilms as a storyteller i HATE that so much . i find it lazy, not artistic. and I can point fast to several pop culture big influences that pulled this just for the controversy that I say just didn't have the .... balls... to choose and be clear in the end of the story. (please tell me a better way to say that) ANYWAY.. thank you for that addition. it does make more sense now... but I'll leave this a favorite quote about comedy " Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Sure by the end everyone understands the joke but the frog dies"
2:30 gave me immediate flashbacks of CollegeHumor’s skit Oreo CEO 😄
Look out Iceland, Mexico is looking to get some of that "HUGELY IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE" volcano naming action!
5:58 Yes, you absolutely do, nowadays.
5:30 How did I not see that Sopranos cut-to-dark coming??
Did Stephen say. " sluice "
Lol.
Love that guy
5:40 Trust me, I'm a teacher. You are pronouncing it amazingly well.
Popocatepetl: Pronunciacion perfecta 😂
Ah, what a segment!!!
ALF-pire State Building! 😂 That's going to be a CLASSIC in a few years time! Trust me!
You are going to HECK, my friend🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Pope is fully snatched 😂
Dirt Cake is the perfect description of Oreo cookies, though.
Mmm Mmm Good 👍
10x Hail Marys for the Pope gaffe, but Stephen can’t remember he screwed it up now.
He did and does
That segue to Ru Paul 🤣
I loved the "flashy thing"
Alf. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen is surprised that Mexican officials had to tell people the obvious -- not to climb the volcano? ... Has he met "people'? 😂
Coming soon: Christian Ziegler and the Moms 4 Liberty Three Ways!
Accidentally read "Olivia Benson Pizza," and I was like - Yes, Please!!
"Topical" the backbone of every "Meanwhile"
Come on cove!!!!
In the segment about The Sopranos, was that beginning music the intro to Small Town by John Mellencamp?
"Do you really need to tell the people not to climb the active volcano?" YES! This is México and we are locos!
WOWZA! When did Cato get a '59 ES-330 w/Bigsby?! Killer axe!!
6:00 tbf they had to advice people not to inject bleach at one point.
For some reason I heard Alf-Pyre state building and thought of something completely different. lmao.
Here's another unnecessary warning sign: Don't smile at a crocodile!
Walk silently and carry a big skillet
@@TheKrispyfort Way to go! LOL
The chocolate peanut butter Oreos are scary good!