If I Were You: Chinese Food

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 51

  • @AnimeWhiteRose
    @AnimeWhiteRose 5 лет назад +239

    I can’t believe they did lasik on a chipmunk

  • @maxgolden2601
    @maxgolden2601 5 лет назад +161

    The city so nice they named it Rice. Rice, Texas

  • @L33tSoulja
    @L33tSoulja 5 лет назад +234

    Now Jake wears glasses? They're a Freaky Friday of themselves, I swear

    • @mickeynotmouse
      @mickeynotmouse 5 лет назад +12

      Im serious dude

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 5 лет назад +5

      He's always had to wear glasses. He actually doesn't need to anymore since he got lasik

    • @conordrake2986
      @conordrake2986 5 лет назад +10

      A body swap, for this greasy wop makes the pussy POP. I dry-humped my uncle, at a soiree

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 лет назад +121

    I bet that Chinese food was made amir style
    With no salt at all

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 4 года назад +6

      no salt at all / a littlebitof salt / not just a little bit, its a LOT of salt ok!

  • @brockb6942
    @brockb6942 4 года назад +16

    That cut to jake on his phone was too funny

  • @BrazFencil
    @BrazFencil 4 года назад +44

    I’ll do a chicken fried rice, a general Tso, .. AND I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE!

  • @xenlight8675
    @xenlight8675 4 года назад +27

    “I don’t see the case I’m sorry.” Well that’s because it’s right here under all this RICE

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 года назад +8

    Actually this could be a good character moment where he's in denial over the murder case, so he's deflecting by harping on the Chinese food situation.

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jake could have been seriously considered for that Dahmer series with those glasses. I think they'd probably still have given it to Evan Peters but Jake would have been in the final round.

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 лет назад +16

    Exactly rice

  • @MrWeazlebee
    @MrWeazlebee 4 года назад +9

    Jake looks dope in those glasses

  • @ManEatingSandwhich
    @ManEatingSandwhich 5 лет назад +74

    They way jake said “And I didn’t kill my wife!” At the end was absolutely hilarious

    • @ejoshcoron
      @ejoshcoron 3 года назад

      the curled lips, looking up the sky 😂

    • @LazarusIsBackBaby
      @LazarusIsBackBaby 2 года назад

      BECAUSE I LOVED HER
      I KILLED HER BECAUSE I LOVED HER

  • @owen-cu6gr
    @owen-cu6gr 5 лет назад +19

    USA, Rice.

    • @conordrake2986
      @conordrake2986 5 лет назад +7

      I'm from the USA but I'm voting for RICE

  • @kvike777
    @kvike777 5 лет назад +11

    Jesus Christ Jake looks beautiful in this clip...

  • @achyutrokkam8125
    @achyutrokkam8125 5 лет назад +59

    I need Amir to wear his glasses again

    • @achyutrokkam8125
      @achyutrokkam8125 5 лет назад +12

      But I still love him

    • @Mrshawnl13
      @Mrshawnl13 5 лет назад +15

      To be fair I've never seen any other chipmunk wear glasses

    • @cultxlv9848
      @cultxlv9848 5 лет назад +3

      @@Mrshawnl13 Simon Seville xP

    • @mustyshitlap
      @mustyshitlap 5 лет назад +2

      I dont think i can ever look at him again. Willingly or otherwise

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 5 лет назад +1

      I want/need dis

  • @stevejackson3815
    @stevejackson3815 5 лет назад +5

    Love Jake with glasses

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 года назад +3

    I love this bit so much 😂😂😂😂

    • @zakesters
      @zakesters 3 года назад

      It's totally classic: basically what they've been doing since "Quick Characters" fifteen years ago, but honed to perfection.

  • @smashino
    @smashino 5 лет назад +26

    This makes me want to join in over at patron, so bad.

    • @Gus1494
      @Gus1494 5 лет назад +18

      ​@Jubilant Ok Mickey? We duped you Mickey. Straight up robbed you blind Mickey.

    • @ArmanZaidi
      @ArmanZaidi 3 года назад +1

      ong

  • @WonderlandCrafting07
    @WonderlandCrafting07 5 лет назад +18

    I don’t even like men but Jake is lookin lowkey beautiful in this clip

  • @flameformer
    @flameformer 5 лет назад +3

    Jake and a chipmunk

  • @TheBabylon12
    @TheBabylon12 5 лет назад +4

    I thought this was RICE!

  • @NautilusAeturnus
    @NautilusAeturnus 3 года назад +4

    anyone wanna go dutch on this rice?

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Год назад

    His priorities are in order: eat the food you’ll never taste after you lose the trial

  • @nubintosser
    @nubintosser 3 года назад

    this is like the not terrible, actually funny version of that shane gillis podcast clip

  • @cultxlv9848
    @cultxlv9848 5 лет назад +2

    Gold

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 3 года назад

    We're on the case Ace god damnit Jocelyn....

  • @misternotlob6769
    @misternotlob6769 Месяц назад

    This could have been avoided if they had burnt the rice charred

  • @sarahhanson5864
    @sarahhanson5864 4 года назад +4

    Jake looks like short-haired, millennial Jeffery Dahmer... was that intentional or is that just how he looks now?

  • @Cloakingpower
    @Cloakingpower 2 года назад +1

    "I didn't kill my wife!!"
    Geoff walks in and points, "Exactly rice."

  • @elonmush4793
    @elonmush4793 5 лет назад +4

    cash me outside
    给我外面的现金

  • @ELLWELLE
    @ELLWELLE 5 лет назад +13

    my god, amir looks so bad without glasses

    • @candysweet434
      @candysweet434 5 лет назад +2

      The Wizard Shazam yeah i know he got lasik but he should just wear fake glasses

  • @brockb6942
    @brockb6942 4 года назад +1

    That cut to jake on his phone was too funny