Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
Bane - My comment wasn't a criticism. Notice the 'XD'. This combination of letters is commonly used on the internet to denote a face squinting with laughter. I thought this would be enough to let everyone know that I enjoyed the segment I was referencing. However, I underestimated the internet once again. Someday I'll learn.
"Hit it!" "La Rinky, La Tinky!" "La Rinky." "La Tinky!" One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses. *No Travis Fimmel for you!* Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
Girl walks in her class late Teacher: You missed an entire period! Girl: Are you telling me I'm pregnant? Class laughs PS Like and comment who u think will win the super bowl.
Except no one goes to class 90% late. They would just skip the class because teachers take attendance at the first 10-20% of class. I don't mean to ruin the joke....but that scenario just wouldn't happen lol.
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
4:28 Dear diary, it's been five days, and I still can't find my pencil. But I've been noticing some clues to its whereabouts: Somebody's been writing down my exact thoughts and feelings in this diary these past five days. Wait, I'm writing right now.... But it's not my pencil. It's my neighbor's lucky pencil. I'll bring this back to him. ...I was about to give his lucky pencil back, but I realized I can't finish writing this without a pencil. ...I told him I'm not giving him his lucky pencil back until I find my pencil. ...He told me he doesn't have my pencil, then he tried to take his lucky pencil away from me. I fought him because I couldn't finish writing this without a pencil. When the fight didn't let up, and he knocked a pencil off my ear, I got blind with rage, picked it up because it was there, and stabbed him in the heart with it. I don't think his pencil is lucky anymore, because he's dead now. But at least I found my pencil. I think it's lucky because it just helped me and it still works even though his blood is on it. ...The police are calling it a "murder weapon" and "evidence" and want to take it away from me. I told them it's my lucky pencil, but they don't believe me for some reason. ...I'm in a tree. Some men in white coats are saying they will give me something better than my lucky pencil if I come down. I told them I don't believe them. ...They just shot me with something fuzzy. Hey, I... kinda... f e e l s l e e p y....
This one has the most eerie phrases yet and I love it.
“To see the flames, open your eyes.”
"Who's skull would you like" has something to say about that
Or perhaps "when you die I'll be outside"😂
HAPPY SIDEWALK DAY!!!!!
Hope your Sidewalk is Happy!!!!
Ya, that's classic.
CHUD That's straight up sixth grade.
CHUD 🏹🏹👾
Marcus Adams I don't have a sidewalk
0:38 when you die I'll be outside, great
*this wall is magical you cant touch me*
4:23 " I ate breakfast today" .................
2017 goals
I bet his new years resolution was to eat breakfast every day
Art House I read that right as it happened in the video
Art House Quit it dad sid
-Jordy nelson
Fart head
I wonder if the NFL players even watch these
Mr. Ninja Warrior They do, Emannuel Sandeds posted on twitter about this
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
I'd be flattered if I were them!
patience 2277 what the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING!?
patience 2277 so much *ITALIC WRITING*
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess what half? The Greek half."
fortunate fool lmaooo
fortunate fool as i read that it was happening
Alana Thomas no get outta here
+Alana Thomas no fuck off
MyleaGaming YT yeah
"To see the flames, open your eyes..." The look on his face is too much.
This ironically came out before Brady's jersey was stolen from his locker. I mean nickels
Legend has it, they're still hugging...
Tyrod taylor♡Colin cappernick
on their knees
"When you die, I'll be outside" 😂😂😂😂
SAMICH cash me ousside ha ba dat
SAMICH lol
@SAMICH, & Ghettoness TV: Haaaa Not bad.
SAMICH I love Randall Cobb
SAMICH
"Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker!" 😂😂😂
Tom would totally say dang!
Smurfs
@@JPDillon fr 😂
*nickels
@@hot_dog_water2437 thanks
"my brain is loud.. huh? whose there?" - Mell Duney
Mell Duney 5:20
Mell Duney that was gold
It's empty... he's just hearing echos
азатутюн каян
I died
0:57 "You'll pay for this in Odin's name." LMAO, so perfect for that guy. XD
I loved that line i can't stop laughing
We just found a real Viking
I thought he meant he looked like thor
The Aaron Rodgers bad date story worked too well. XD
I swear, some of these aren't "bad lip readings"-- those words straight up came out of those people's mouths. Haha xD
thousand foot deep end Eli Manning, "the pain is enormous." Looks like that was just what he was saying.
Haha, indeed. That one for sure was "Eli Manning, Ole Miss", but still looked so perfect.
The Antagonist's Fury for you.
Bane - My comment wasn't a criticism. Notice the 'XD'. This combination of letters is commonly used on the internet to denote a face squinting with laughter. I thought this would be enough to let everyone know that I enjoyed the segment I was referencing. However, I underestimated the internet once again.
Someday I'll learn.
“You’ll pay for this in Odin’s name” lol
i died when that with that one.
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
731426.LOVESBO.RU
@MR.random57 lol no thanks. Jesus isn’t god
"...and I shaved a mannequin and I never did love no mo."
I normally can't go outside
WHEN YOU DIE I'll BE OUTSIDE
XD
5:20 My brain is loud...huh...who's there?😂
Meyzen76 koo
Meyzen76 same 😂
Meyzen76 I KNOW I DIED TOO!!!
Meyzen76 8
Meyzen76 coo
This video is amazingable
The Beast Mode Shots you can repeat that all week
I think you made up that word, but I'll still use it all week.
The Beast Mode Shots Jayden smith is also a footballer
Eliam Doucet I must know...what is my disease?
Eliam Doucet YAS!
"Most skeletons are harmless." That is so true
Key word most
"To see the flames open your eyes"
"My furniture is rotten"
@Random man That's great!
@Random man Awesome!
some aren't though
"My brain is loud. *Who's there?!* 😂
I second that
Metalhead1997 LOL
My favorite too. XD
That one was epic! Lmao
Jarrett Winstead k
Most skeletons are harmless
Lineman Daily lmao
Lineman Daily R U SURE ABOUT THAT?
😂
You’re fired and you’re fired and definitely you’re fired. Not you buddy! 😭🤣
Brianna C Right? Quite funny I liked that one a lot too! Hahahaha
@@HhfGs2478 same lol😂😂
I died at this lol
What's funny is he's about to be fired too.
I laughed too hard at that 😂😂😂
"Hit it!"
"La Rinky, La Tinky!"
"La Rinky."
"La Tinky!"
One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Freaking awesome 😂👏🏻
That's awesome
Are you La Rinky or La Tinky?
@@beek.4860 i'm both, it just depends on who starts it lol
I swallowed a penny
I swallowed a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny went that deep
Why man
Why man
Why
The pain is enormous.
I became famous at school for that.
Green slime Builds I feel funny about this...
That's probably what those poor Denver fans will feel like after a year with him as head coach.
Martin Bailey Miami Dolphins suckxdddddddddddddddddd. Patriots are the best team ever
Plot twist: this is actually what they're saying
I'm convinced the Ryan Fitzpatrick clip was pretty accurate lol
Jeff Bean haha your a browns fan lol
Sinbadd Pullin they are just waiting like the cubs fans were
The guys getting really close, it might of been, seriously wtf were they talking about?
Jeff Bean Right?!
"I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grand parents in bed" That is classic...
That's what i do
@@davidhepworth8072 I bet😂
“I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grandparents in bed” DEAD
The Lemonaders ouch! Lol
I know it's like the best part
How to start a fight in here
1 - Write a comment
2 - Wait
James Cook that's not how you start a fight in he comments section!!!
yeah it works ! whats the problem with you? loool
James Cook don't judge him asshat
Why are you trying to start a fight you purple potatoe?????!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!
STOP BULLYING EACH OTHER GUYS! THATS MEAN! YOU MADE ME CRY!
She will go to Outback with the one who finishes an entire Bloomin' Onion by himself. (Answer to 3:18)
Outback Steakhouse omg its actually outback steakhouse on an NFL bad lip reading video.
lol
I can finish an entire bloomin' onion by myself, let me know who "she" is, I need new friends haha
ahahaha😂😂
What if they got the lip reading right on one of these?
Would you really go back to see if any of them are the same?
I feel like the Chuck Pagano one might be. "Just laugh if you're mad." Refs making bad calls, trying to avoid penalties...I mean, it looks so real.
fappyturd hell yeah
turkeysandwich11 haha, I bet 9 out of the ten people who just read that don't know who chuck Pagano is. Including the guy you replied to....
turkeysandwich11 I thought he said that too.
Tom Brady:"I'm pretty, and pushy!"
well...he ain't wrong :P
I want to dance across the Earth.
Kaleb Ashdon-Brown ..the one that made me lose it ...
I know right? I was dying at that XD Same with the "To see the flames, open you're eyes" lol
Alexiz00dk1 -k8r8jrpppp]pp00000
" I can't find my pencil" I didn't think it was funny until I looked above his ear XDXDXDXD
I am Seagull I didn't think that comment was funny until I read the whole thing😂
I am Seagull it isn’t that funny...
I read that comment at the exact same time that scene came on XD
I grew up in South Park, Ohio where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU! 😅
“I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships, and I shaved a mannequin, and I never will love no more.”
Doctor: You have 6 Minutes to live
Me:
Highlight Heaven r u expecting likes? Cuz ur not gonna get any
Ghost I know lol but I don't really care
Braeden Youngblood lol
5:20 My Brain is loud. Who was that?!
Clay Matthews
Just give it a minute. He'll say it.
Bruh 😂
Who’s there? Huh Huh
You'll pay for this in odins name
This needs to be a meme.
pikachu And violet for real
For asgard
I DIED!😂
I normally can't go outside.
Happy Sidewalk Day, I hope your sidewalk is happy
Lets be a thing
@@chrishansen8201 I'll approve ... As long as there's proof that she isn't a minor 😂
" somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker! You hear what i said? Every one of you guys is now a suspect, okay?! Smurfs!! "
Dshirlz36 I CRACKED UP ON THAT ONE!!!!
*you'll pay for this in odin's name*
No, you will.
Skyfoogle By Grabthar's Hammer!
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses.
*No Travis Fimmel for you!*
Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
lmao had me dying.
James Bond mm
"I'm half Hawaiian, guess what half! The Greek half!"
Only Tom Brady would say that 😂😂
"I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny. Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep? Why man, why man, why?"Indeed.
I havent sleep since '92
John Deer Neither have I...
"You like my sister?"
"Yeah."
"Don't."
5:20 "my brain is loud..." has me rolling. So fucking funny!!
“Most skeletons are harmless” has terrifying implications.
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess the concussion isn't too bad
Baseball_Player 808 rofl I know right. He's ffiiinnnnneee.
Jugginator 12 3
For talking like that he definitely has a concussion and should be in a hospital! ROFL HAHAHA
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess which half? The Greek half!" Never gets old...
randomperson8571
Exactly! Lol.
“I haven’t slept since 92’ “
Evan Sidhu I haven’t slept since nam
Your tongue is ashy
'92
"Hey friend, good morning!" 4:17 LOL it actually looks like he said that😂
It looks like they say everything though
4:28 "I can't find my pencil."
Matjam Ask John Wick.
It's in your ear 👂
"This wall is magical. You can't touch me."-Tom Brady
LMFAOOOO
John Stjohn Ans that magical wall is called the referees.
lmao
John Stjohn aka his offensive line
I'm pretty and pushy
John Stjohn ppppppp
“I got books on the shelf....who reads?” Classic.
Yeah, books are terrible!
“Quit it, dad said!” 😂
5:20 made me burst out laughing
Hi
How many times has my little brother said that 🤣
Yah
"i want to dance across the earth"
i cant breathe
noisydope1138 freakin cried 🤣🤣🤣
noisydope1138 😂
noisydope1138 The man who said that died a few weeks ago.
damn..RIP
Mr A yeah his twin is lions coach
0:18
This wall is magical
U can't touch me
Lol
Katelyn & Bella Literally me LOL
Silent Green hahhah
He could use a magical wall because his O-line can't protect him worth a damn.
Dreamline78 😐
"I'm half Hawaiian! Guess what half, huh?! THE GREEK HALF!" 😂😂😂What?!😂😂😂
Jennifer Murdock I lost it at that. 😂
Jennifer Murdock this wall is magical you can't touch me-tom brady
"Who is she going to outback with?" That was so sad....
i laughed my ass off at "you'll pay for this in Odins name" XD
Sick Aaron Hernandez reference
So did my Social Studies teacher
The Viking look definitely sold it haha
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
“So you’re pregnant?”
“What? I..”
“You’re acting like you’re pregnant, just let it be what it is!”
😂😂
Katie Welsh I know the Denver Broncos think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil hahahaha lol.
@@HhfGs2478 Well Brock Osweiler was playing for the Texans then but whatever
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
That's right, Rob Gronkowski is pregnant. :-D
You're fired and you're fired and definitely you're fired but not you buddy!
“Just laugh if you’re mad” “ Just laugh if you’re mad”
So you're just gonna scroll through the comments while the video is playing? SHAME ON YOU!
Anonymous Rex bitch the video is over
Anonymous Rex It's my second go on it, I can be excused.
I'm putting tape over my webcam from now on
Anonymous Rex you are writing while watching the video so shame on you too
the pain is enormous
"I have something to tell y'all"..."ah wait where yea going"
"I accept that I'm big, ok? I get it!" 😂😂😂 @1:32
Funniest part 😂
"Happy sidewalk day"
Casey DeMarco I hope your sidewalk is happy
Casey DeMarco happy sidewalkin'
Casey DeMarco for you.
i lost it there
Feb 1 is officially sidewalk day, we need to start this
"To see the fire open your eyes"
Deep
Kwame D LOL!
Kwame D answer to the universe and existence
Happy Sidewalk Day. *Hope your Sidewalk is happy.*
Me Is COOL ODD1SOUT?
Its I hope youe sidewalking is happy
Allie David Maybe....
Me Is COOL XD
Me Is COOL I
RIP Edwin Jackson, another life ended too short. 1:27 for any body that wants to see his BLR
He's dancing across heaven now.
This was amazingable...
Mason McGuire That word is gooder than ain't
KentuckianOtaku 405 That's fantabulus.
I wonder if the NFL players watch this 😂😂
TeeOozy same 💀😂
TeeOozy 😂😂
TeeOozy right 💀💀
+michaelatw86 Then who plays at OTA's and Training camp?
TeeOozy I was just thinking the same thing lmao
"I used to go home and throw gravel at my grandparents in bed" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
3:23: "MY HEAD!! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"
BassGuitarGuy128 Ya that was one of my favorites hahaha
BassGuitarGuy128 d
The players should be saying this
🤣🤣🤣 he looks legit pissed off
"I want to dance 'cross the earth" ........I LOST IT, LMAO!
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
You guys should cover more sports than just football, it would be hilarious!
The Star Wars ones are pretty funny, especially if you're a fan.
XxCurlyManxX Soccer (or however everyone else spells it) would be fun
Yes, they should totally do Soccer/Football now!
its difficult for other sports, since they dont do as much talking
XxCurlyManxX yeah "football" u mean hand egg?
Girl walks in her class late
Teacher: You missed an entire period!
Girl: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Class laughs
PS Like and comment who u think will win the super bowl.
Except no one goes to class 90% late. They would just skip the class because teachers take attendance at the first 10-20% of class. I don't mean to ruin the joke....but that scenario just wouldn't happen lol.
What if the girl had a dentist appointment and came in at the end of class
sishir deoja that's from a movie xD
I know
barbaro267 XD wtf the kid just told a joke 😂😂
GURTINGURTIN..GURTIN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
plot twist : some of them were real
Anh Dũng Nguyễn *all
Oh thank goodness, something that's trending and it's not liberal propaganda, finally. Gonna enjoy this while it lasts, thank you.
oh shut the fuck up
Black Lives Matter in the NFL!
it's true though
#MAGA
DUNKYDOOBS nooooo.. FUCK YOUUUUU!!! 🖕
"your tongue is ashy" 😂😂😂
Suggs does look ashy as hell for the most part
Jazmine Porchia that had me weak
That one probably wasn't edited
How did you get so many likes?
Because many people also appreciated that particular portion of the video.
When you die I'll be outside 😂😂 his eyes pierced through my soul when he said that
*To see the flames, open your eyes*
Read that right when he said it.
+charchar234cj
Wow, that must genuinely have freaked you out
"I want to dance across the earth"...damn that was smooth!
This is just a brillant concept. Good job
It truly is! Their videos require so much work, it's entirely based on their editing skills and imagination which are phenomenal!
Imo they're not getting anywhere near as much credit as they should cause I can't imagine how hard it must be to make this... it's amazingable ^^
Not as hard as you think ... just requires smoking a bowl.
Okay, you do some of these.
wellprepared 43 Take your antisemitism somewhere else.
Who ever does Brady's voice is just hilarious.
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
@@CWargh63 that’s amazing!
@@CWargh63 - source? Not sure I believe that.
2:29 is hilarious it sounds like a ghost screaming XD
GlitchyChaff85 Check my page for twerking!
2:30 on a loop... Is amazingable too.
This is the closest I get to enjoying football.
eggball, or better known as american football
joaquin capandegui a football and an egg are not the same shape...
You mean handegg?
Frostyy you mean football
L
"Tom Brady, Michigan" turned to "I'm pretty and pushy." That's Tom Brady in a nutshell!
4:28 Dear diary, it's been five days, and I still can't find my pencil. But I've been noticing some clues to its whereabouts: Somebody's been writing down my exact thoughts and feelings in this diary these past five days. Wait, I'm writing right now....
But it's not my pencil. It's my neighbor's lucky pencil. I'll bring this back to him.
...I was about to give his lucky pencil back, but I realized I can't finish writing this without a pencil.
...I told him I'm not giving him his lucky pencil back until I find my pencil.
...He told me he doesn't have my pencil, then he tried to take his lucky pencil away from me. I fought him because I couldn't finish writing this without a pencil. When the fight didn't let up, and he knocked a pencil off my ear, I got blind with rage, picked it up because it was there, and stabbed him in the heart with it. I don't think his pencil is lucky anymore, because he's dead now. But at least I found my pencil. I think it's lucky because it just helped me and it still works even though his blood is on it.
...The police are calling it a "murder weapon" and "evidence" and want to take it away from me. I told them it's my lucky pencil, but they don't believe me for some reason.
...I'm in a tree. Some men in white coats are saying they will give me something better than my lucky pencil if I come down. I told them I don't believe them.
...They just shot me with something fuzzy. Hey, I... kinda... f e e l s l e e p y....
IceCrossFire Gold! 😄
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
IceCrossFire the wicked Sherpa is deaf
Well, that escalate quickly. 😶
Not just any gold - Iraqi Gold!
Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU!
Zeziku Crap, they might be.
I think we can let go.
"You'll pay for this in Odin's name."
"Something's waitin in the bushes for us"...
Rei Tachibana I flip for you yeah I flip for you
Rei Tachibana iiuuuigu
0:57 You’re welcome.
Rei Tachibana I have sompthing to tell you all wate were are you going come back
"Mah furniture is rotten"
"Wut is mah diseaz"
"The pain is endless"
Who's there?!
yeah my brain is loud. *gasp* who's there? Uh! *gasp*
"You're fired, you're fired, and you're fired! Not you buddy!"
Kyler Wilhelm best one ever LMAO
*definitely you're fired....if you're gonna quote it get it right
My favorite
"How you feelin?"
"I.... I'm probably dyin"
I died😂😂😂
@1:09
"When you die I'll be outside..."
Aight.
Mohammed Islam