Comedian ALI Siddiq Cannot Use The Rest Room .mp4

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2010
  • Comedian Ali Siddiq Cannot Use The Rest Room without noise
    www.Alisiddiq.com
    Filmed and Edited by: Brian Rhodes 713-724-0252
    FindMeInTheH.com
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Комментарии • 97

  • @gregakagreat
    @gregakagreat 6 лет назад +374

    Ali needs that Netflix special. He's one of a kind.

    • @starbabi77
      @starbabi77 6 лет назад +8

      I agree...he paints such a vivid picture when he's storytelling...dudes hilarious

    • @gregakagreat
      @gregakagreat 6 лет назад +1

      LoveleeWickedEvilSweetPerfect1 Right.

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад

      He has a special already this year

    • @RealWendell
      @RealWendell 5 лет назад

      Greg da cool one on GOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

    • @RealWendell
      @RealWendell 5 лет назад

      Greg da cool one This man is hilarious fasho!

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 7 лет назад +160

    he has the best prison story jokes

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 7 лет назад +186

    Mexicans got on boots

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 года назад +12

    I fully expect to see Ali on top of the comedy world one day.
    Everything he spits is pure gold!! His stories, his voice and his delivery make him a very unique cat

  • @Kilamdapro
    @Kilamdapro 7 лет назад +164

    Dude needs another stand up special or something, he's too funny

  • @awaemichaels1336
    @awaemichaels1336 7 лет назад +151

    "what's up buuoyy..."

    • @sirsylk
      @sirsylk 6 лет назад +11

      AwaeMichaels "C'monnn, Kennard.. 😂😂😂

    • @gregakagreat
      @gregakagreat 6 лет назад +1

      Funny shit, ha ha ha

    • @Elyricist746
      @Elyricist746 5 лет назад +4

      "I'm shole glad they ain't in here shootin dice"😄😄

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cried that part

  • @ashleelouiserehe7821
    @ashleelouiserehe7821 6 лет назад +54

    “Do you know how long this took?
    ..this is how long it took- I’ve still not done it yet”.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau4 7 лет назад +66

    cmon man we need more from ali this dude is one of my favorites. hella funny

  • @11muzik99
    @11muzik99 4 года назад +8

    Every clip I find of him is gold.

  • @aggar88
    @aggar88 7 лет назад +35

    this man is a legend ... funny with good materials

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby 7 лет назад +52

    I like how the film and editor guy's name is just Brian

  • @perfectgaming788
    @perfectgaming788 6 лет назад +28

    "Come on Conard!"

  • @capocapo1859
    @capocapo1859 5 лет назад +13

    Ali too woke for Hollywood & Netflix but stay watching him He the next thing about to blow! !

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 4 года назад +2

      Facts. But he on comedy central though.

    • @patrickmartin2689
      @patrickmartin2689 4 года назад

      Move in the right direction tho...😁😁😁✌✌✌

  • @ashleyhunte4560
    @ashleyhunte4560 5 лет назад +7

    I have never been to prison, but I do the same thing! Growing up with a large family will do that to you.

  • @theytrackingeverything7328
    @theytrackingeverything7328 6 лет назад +5

    😂😂😂
    Ali needs a major special. He's madd funny.

  • @timekiller6163
    @timekiller6163 6 лет назад +33

    *Ima hoop....after I POOP!*

  • @KH-dm9zm
    @KH-dm9zm 5 лет назад +4

    You sir...are hysterical

  • @DaSwagBoss
    @DaSwagBoss 2 года назад +3

    Loving my YT algorithm right now 💪

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 5 лет назад +6

    Ali you must reprogram your mind to peace and relaxation etc etc after prison. YourYouniverse channel is fantastic for that.

  • @C.kirk1287
    @C.kirk1287 8 лет назад +18

    I LOVE HIM 😂😂😂😂

  • @DC_R
    @DC_R 4 года назад +8

    _You gone hoop tho_ 😂
    The realities of jail *Good Times*
    _Not Really But We Make it Through_

  • @zacm4110
    @zacm4110 8 лет назад +18

    This dude is hilarious

  • @velvetrose7729
    @velvetrose7729 4 года назад +4

    Who else has moved their body like that....thinking it's going to make Going, happen faster? LOL

  • @annettejenkins383
    @annettejenkins383 7 лет назад +22

    Kids get potty trained this way too- It is psychological.

    • @Fedetk
      @Fedetk 3 года назад

      Ivan Pavlov would know about that 😜

  • @xUnleadedx
    @xUnleadedx 9 лет назад +60

    i run the tap when i use the bathroom. Cause i dont want anyone in the house hearing me lol Never been to jail though.

    • @annettejenkins383
      @annettejenkins383 7 лет назад +11

      xUnleadedx I thought I was the only one that do this. I do it at work too😄😄😄

    • @misguidedpearls7456
      @misguidedpearls7456 5 лет назад +4

      xUnleadedx I have
      I wonder if that's why I do this

    • @karezaalonso7110
      @karezaalonso7110 4 года назад +1

      I was looking for an app to help...ie motion/sound sensor to start playing audio/music/radio station

  • @AbrasiveCarl
    @AbrasiveCarl 4 года назад +3

    Work with a dude at work named Kennard I was CTFU

  • @migraineyjoe2597
    @migraineyjoe2597 5 лет назад +8

    My needy white girl version: I lived in a dorm for 2 years with a community bathroom. At least we had stalls...you know and weren’t in prison.

  • @dandaadnad529
    @dandaadnad529 5 лет назад +5

    Look at that beer tummy! He definitely lost some weight :)

  • @linepulse
    @linepulse 5 лет назад +2

    Been running taps since I was 9 to this day I still run taps.

  • @tom.allez2134
    @tom.allez2134 7 лет назад +6

    Hahahaha.... c'mon... Canard (I think that is how you would spell it) ..... hahaha

  • @norasmith3554
    @norasmith3554 3 года назад +1

    I AGREE!!!

  • @shaynewilliams4482
    @shaynewilliams4482 5 лет назад +2

    LOL MY UNCLE DOES THAT TOO!!!!

  • @abelardogreen
    @abelardogreen 2 года назад +1

    Damn right. Never been but I have to do it anywhere. And when I'm I say I'm going to wash my hands. I never say I'm going to the bathroom. Nobody needs to know my business

  • @raeallen2708
    @raeallen2708 4 года назад +3

    Mexican...got..on....boots.

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon 6 лет назад +5

    I can't sleep when it's quiet unless it's *deafeningly quiet* and I don't like to use the restroom at all without some type of noisy distraction.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 года назад

      And the logical conclusion is that you go to the bathroom when you sleep.

    • @Gwen-joyful-light
      @Gwen-joyful-light Год назад

      I husband is one of ten children he too cannot sleep if it's too quiet once I get up and start the coffee pot going, closing kitchen door cabinets and such and he hears my slippers ssssssssssss across the hardwood floor throughout the house he sleeps like a baby (eye roll) lol.

  • @NailsBuiltDifferent
    @NailsBuiltDifferent 10 лет назад +31

    who imma talk to ?? DEAD

    • @gr1nder07
      @gr1nder07 7 лет назад +8

      ashli smashli you supposed to use the restroom!!

    • @ashleelouiserehe7821
      @ashleelouiserehe7821 6 лет назад +1

      Nova Mondai worst it cuts off there!!!
      I collapsed at that. 😂😂😂

  • @samodom6444
    @samodom6444 5 лет назад +2

    Me too ....lmfao...

  • @NappyJeweler
    @NappyJeweler 10 лет назад +6

    Omg hilarious

  • @maryw3643
    @maryw3643 Год назад +1

    This sounds like the head in the military.

  • @bgtheboss
    @bgtheboss 2 года назад

    How do I find the full version of this yall? Someone help me out please!!

  • @LNSMITH-iq6ye
    @LNSMITH-iq6ye 4 года назад

    I don't need any noise. When I gotta go, I go ✌

  • @virgodiva2811
    @virgodiva2811 4 года назад

    Not Lenard?!?!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @legendaryseriestv667
    @legendaryseriestv667 5 лет назад

    tell me why i died when this nigga started looking down lmaoooooo

  • @juileb197473051
    @juileb197473051 Год назад

    I just have to suffer, like my Grand master

  • @mfalcon1782
    @mfalcon1782 6 лет назад +1

    Finna hoop LMAO

  • @louisalexander2647
    @louisalexander2647 6 лет назад +2

    Funny dude

  • @melodymckane4820
    @melodymckane4820 5 лет назад +1

    Mexicans got on boots.

  • @MrSardine23
    @MrSardine23 7 лет назад +9

    Why is everyone clapping and cheering? Its not funny as such for the most part,its a well told story. Thats what makes him so popular. Realy good story teller.

  • @boxstateboy7710
    @boxstateboy7710 2 года назад +1

    😅🤣😂

  • @sandraisom134
    @sandraisom134 10 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @legacey
    @legacey 5 лет назад +5

    *Mexican got on boots.*

  • @strategicpeoples2973
    @strategicpeoples2973 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @bebeenderson7863
    @bebeenderson7863 5 лет назад +1

    He should try humming

  • @slimlc5776
    @slimlc5776 5 лет назад

    This shit tru no lie 😂 on lock I be using the rest room there a half midway wall in front of the toilets then a day room on the other side filled with inmates and they just run up and look you in the eye trying have a conversation I used be like nigga wtf let me be 😂😂

  • @addicted2love57
    @addicted2love57 2 года назад

    Oh wow his weight loss looks goodt🤩

  • @BlackMothTube
    @BlackMothTube 12 лет назад +2

    15fps :(

  • @reeseereece
    @reeseereece 10 лет назад +2

    HOLLERING!!!

  • @juileb197473051
    @juileb197473051 Год назад

    It's funny you talk about handicap knee. Do you have my voodoo dolls knee in a bind or something? Cuz my right one started hurting yesterday. 🤷 I guess imma have to put some holy water or something on it to reverse the curse.

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 7 лет назад +8

    Who calls it a restroom in their everyday vernacular?

    • @monicacorona5278
      @monicacorona5278 6 лет назад +8

      Maggie E ummmm hella people. My dude from the south. He says it all the time.

  • @PRODUCEDBYKEV
    @PRODUCEDBYKEV 4 года назад

    So far, 8 videos, 8 different routines. Bruce Bruce could learn from Ali.

  • @juileb197473051
    @juileb197473051 Год назад

    Oh wait, I forget God is spirit and truth, holy water can't do nothing

  • @amywright7327
    @amywright7327 7 лет назад

    Yes Mental Damage. I know it will. Won't it? For Life

  • @thequarantinechronicleswit9963
    @thequarantinechronicleswit9963 4 года назад

    NEW ALI SIDDIQ ruclips.net/video/VYxiOuoCPO0/видео.html

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 12 лет назад

    Carlton? lol

  • @ashleelouiserehe7821
    @ashleelouiserehe7821 6 лет назад +20

    “Do you know how long this took?
    ..this is how long it took- I’ve still not done it yet”.
    😂😂😂😂