City Wok Guy Builds a Great Wall - SOUTH PARK
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2019
- South Park begs the City Wok Guy to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
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EXT. CITY WOK - DAY
Establishing over a CHINESE MUSIC STING.
INT. CITY WOK - DAY
All the parents, and the Mayor of South Park, are in City
Wok speaking towards camera-
MAYOR
And so, we want YOU to design and build
a great wall - all around the city.
REVERSE to reveal The City Wok guy standing behind the
counter of his restaurant.
CITY WOK
I don't build walls! I just own and
operate City Wok!
KYLE'S FATHER
We just think that you're the best
person to put up a wall, we're sure
you've got it in your blood.
CITY WOK
Ohhh I get it! Just because I Chinese
you fink I can build a wall! That is
bullshit! I'm not a stereotype, okay?!
Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I
go around building walls! I'm just a
normal person like all of you, I eat
rice and drive really slow - JUST LIKE
THE REST OF YOU - I'M not a stereotype!
STAN'S MOTHER
Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.
STAN'S FATHER
Your ancestors put up a great wall that
kept Mongolians out for thousands of
years. We know you can do it for us.
EXT. GREAT WALL OF SOUTH PARK - DAY
The City Wok owner is on top of the great wall, building
back the part of the wall where the Mongolians had broken
through. He's on his knees with a cement spoon, patting
down and smoothing the cement beneath him.
Suddenly, he hears the SOUNDS OF METAL SWORDS HITTING
AGAINST ROCK.
He sits up and looks around - and down in the distance, at
another part of the wall - he sees the small horde of
Mongolians, breaking at the wall with their swords. The
Mongolian leader sits on his horse watching with a stern
look.
CITY WOK
Hey... HEY! HEY!
The City wok owner runs down to where the Mongolians are,
and yells down to them from above.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! What the hell you doing?!
MONGOLIAN
Tsao nugu kwaaa!
CITY WOK
MONGOLIANS! What the hell is Mongolian
doing here?
The Mongolians continue.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! FUCK YOU MONGOLIAN! Don't you
break down my wall!
The City Wok owner picks up bricks from the damaged wall and
starts throwing them down at the Mongolians.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
GET OUTTA HERE!!! FUCKING MONGOLIAN!
Being bombarded with rocks, The Mongolians ride away - but
the leader looks back and raises his fist on his way out.
MONGOLIAN
Naini tantsu KWAAAA!!!
The City Wok owner makes sure they are gone, and then gets
on his knees and starts repairing the part of the wall they
had broken down.
CITY WOK
God dammit, How come every time us
Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians
have to come and knock it down?!? 
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i like how Mongolians are chipping off the wall with their weapons like it's some strategy game
Age of Empires 2 ))))
This guy RTSs'
Its pronounced “mongorians”
every Stronghold Game
Clash of Clans
Can't we appreciate that Lu Kim built a fully functional great wall in the span of a week, complete with a gate
I think you should call him by his real name Dr. William Janus.
@@Rodytur10 I thought his name was Billy 😂
I built a huge wall with a Dinosaur Gate in just 20 minutes on Ark Survival Evolved
@@KingOfGamesss you didnt have mongolians though
@@christiniyoutubesux Shut up Meg
This reminds me of Age of Empires 2, where units just attack stone walls with swords and spears.
@1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot I think it's best you take your own advice and shut up. The dudes right.
@1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot defile my wife
Behold! The horde of Genghis Khan approaches!
@Tribal Media 1.) I'm not a kid when I'm 25. 2.) Your opinion doesn't matter, especially on the internet so you're not right at all dude. Check your overconfidence, "kid".
@Tribal Media Again, to me you look like a narrow minded moron. The snip? Lol that's the best you could come up with?? Something a kid would say. Also 2 weeks? Yah because I do what I want and can reply when I want, sorry I didn't put replying to you as my top priority, you see, I have better things to do, but I do like some entertainment from chumps like you now and again.
I love the fact that they don't even try to get in, they just came to destroy his wall.
It’s a matter of principle.
That's Mongorians for you
City Mongolians
The Mongolians know that putting up walls keeps us from understanding, but tearing down walls brings us together
I like how out of no where period-ready Mongolians appear.
Tigerman1138 they appear whenever they sense a wall being constructed
It's like in Civilization, when you attack another Civ that is in the 21st century with a Warrior and Horse Archer unit, that made hours ago, and forgot you had.
mrbisshie I love the original Civilization. Left over catapult. No need to dismantle a unit, use it. Attack a naval town? Use your iron clan before your battleship.
I mean if I had Mongolian heritage I would feel responsible to keep traditions alive.
that's the joke
Turns out he’s not even Chinese lmao
In one hour you got 160 likes. Hows this possible
20 hours later 1.5k
Right. XD
What an unexpected twist!
Yep.
He got that many because he knows the show better than most of south park bandwagoners
I like how charismatic the Mongolians sound as they attack the wall.
Hrrrrrr. That yelling
"Mongolians?! ...what the hell Mongolians doing HERE??" lol, dunno why, but I've always found his delivery of that statement hilarious. Maybe it's the gong.
Mongorians*
@@patbateman2088
Did somebody say Mongorians?? They try to breaka down my shitty warr!
@immortalSynn It makes sense he says "what the hell Mongolians doing here?", because South Park is in Colorado USA! And it is exactly true, what are Mongolian, and yet Ancient Mongols from the 9th, 10th and 11th century doing in Colorado in around 2010!
Makes perfect sense that Lu Kim says this. If this was in China, then no problem, because Mongolia is just to the north of China.
@@picobarco4407 your grasp of the obvious is startling. ;)
Still can't believe he's actually a white guy
Like Chappelle’s sticks and stones maybe it’s how he feels inside
City Sushi is still a realy good episode with nice plots and twists :D
The Pshycho Path maybe he is mixed and his confused
He’s not just some random stuff they added in for a quick episode in case you remember he had an Asian sister or something
But PC principle reference Kim being a white man
In his first episode
It's magical how South Park gets away with shit no other show could.
Because they don't bend over
Not the one on Muhammad
Comedy central pulled it not Matt and trey, but good try. And only one of the 2 episodes were pulled.
I think it is the same as somebody who gets away with not brushing his teeth - if he is homeless, drunk, and his coat is actually on fire.
dimmkah Sadly,they didnt get away with picking on the ILLITERATE BUM PIRATE of that islamic death cult though....almost isn't good enough.
I don't care if he's not Chinese, we need more episodes with him in it😂🤣
With the whole Asian hates things going on I'm wondering if south park will do an episode about that
@@oeao2841 they probaly will
@@oeao2841 that won't stop Trey and Matt, they've provoked worse, like the Muhammad episode.
@@xLatinAssazzin hopefully Kyle will learn something that day and teach us all
@@sowianskiwojownik5973 perfect time to add an Asian kid to the show
“I eat a rice and drive rearry shrow just like da rest of you.”
I’m rolling! 😂😂😂😂
He built that wall pretty quick
Sure he is. Even if he isn't a real Chinese, dude playing pretty well.
It’s in his blood remember?
Its the chinese way
Try wearing Pooh bear costume for Halloween in China you disappear even more quickly
Aye f*** you mongolrians!🤣
Like something straight out of Monty Python.
Well Monty Python was an inspiration for Mat and Tray, they've said that multiple times. No wonder their humour is at times pythonesque. See this gem here: ruclips.net/video/atQsWb2ODOo/видео.html
Run away!
Or loony Toons
I thought the same thing. The way the mongorians moved and the noise they made was a direct reference to Monty python
Ah yes, a man of culture I see
When I went to China, I made sure to get a picture taken of me shaking my fist over the edge, pretending to be yelling at Mongolians to get off my wall... Because of this episode. It's been almost nine years, but I'm still so proud of that picture.
Lmfao best comment on here!
That’s like the top thing on my bucketlist
I'm surprised the Chinese let you keep your phone in jail.
Why would the Chinese guards arrest him for that?@@devo076
was it built against Mongolians though? I think it was against Huns.
This is historically accurate. The mongol armies went right around the wall and pored sweet n sour pork sauce on the chinese
You didn't need Mongolians to kill the Chinese. Most of the real builders of the original wall were dissidents (political prisoners) forced into slave labour - their crimes included not burning all philosophical and political books except for the memoires of the Chin Emperor. About a million political prisoners died building the wall and their bones were used to add to the cement mix [may be they even ate some of the bodies]. China has had brutal, repressive totalitarian rulers operating police states for over 2,500 years [the only exception was 1911-49].
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 id go back to even the start in about 4000bc. Court culture is a bitch
What started in 4,000 bce? It certainly was not civilization in China - there is no evidence for civilization in China before the Shang Dynasty dating from 1600 bce. The Chinese constantly brag about having a 5,000 year civilisation or history [or even 6 or 7 thousand years!] but this is complete BS. A British academic pointed out on an EastAsiaStudent Forum why this myth is used by the CCP to try to justify endless CCP dictatorship but Google seem to have censored the link. However, you can still access:
steemit.com/china/@patriamreminisci/let-s-dispense-with-this-china-is-5-000-years-old-myth-shall-we
camphorpress.com/5000-years-of-history/
www.wa-pedia.com/forum/threads/43752-5000-years-of-chinese-civilization-Really
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 that based on the dynasties. There is archeological evidence that there was civilization before the shang dynasty, the shang were just the first dynasty. There were people living in the region on the eastern steppe and asia for thousands of years. Think of the pre shang as what the scythians were to the russians
Also yes the chinese government were the ones who tried to confirm the evidence of the xia dynasty that possibly proceeded the shang but that evidence is shaky from what ive seen. However we know that after that court culture was pretty much there from the beginning after the first emperor died
The fact that he build the wall in a week, with no machines or technology to help him, no labourers helping him is quite amazing
I mean it’s not like his restaurant is ever busy
Big question is who answered his restaurant’s phone while he was at the building site?
The chinese didn't have any machines or technology either!
only on tv crap
@@chasbodaniels1744 the child labor force, duh!
Imagine if this was made in 2019
China would probably ban Mongolia
A bit late to the punch there, friend. The wall was the ban on Mongolia. Lol
@Hick Blooad season 23 lame? what are you smoking dude?
ManicallyMetal 🤣🤣😁
@Hick Blooad some of the more recent seasons were some of the worst (probably 19), 23 is better than those at the very least.
China's ultimate solution of banning stuff pre exists South Park.
1:07
"Hey Fuck you Mongorian!"
- Tuong Lu Kim, Legend.
That line is absolutely ruining Ghost of Tsushima for me lmao
*"Goddamn how come every time Chinese put some walls and stupid mongols have to come and knock it down."*
Lol pure gold
1:20, this is so relatable.
You frequently have Mongolians knock down a wall you're trying to build?
@@DropBearJroc If he's Chinese, yes.
@@DropBearJroc You haven't?
@@starrycollections3023 those damned Tartarians ;)
@@DropBearJroc heavy Metal reference lmao
THE CUTTLE FISH IS A NOT SHITTING WELL
Lol I think that’s the japan guy
Caleb Kuti same thing
Patrick O’Malley 😂
Oh no! Cuttlefish is about to come outta my asshole! Here it comes! It’s going to be a rot! Hold on Kairu, I bereive in you!
Legit the best comment ever!
😂😂😂
I love how theres only 4 of them, and the wall is that typical cheap quality.
Mongorians are too powerful
It’s basically made in China. What did you expect?
5 of them ma'am
Lu Kim: Just because I Chinese you think build a wall!
Also Lu Kim: *builds a perfect wall*
But China didnt get offended with this episode back then 💀
China is not a offended, it when the CCP is mock then the government take action
@@Infinite8blue CCP have a face so big that evey insult have to be killed.
Trust me, Chinese people think CCP is acting like a whiny little bitch too. We are not proud of it.
It’s because they hate mongorian
it probably just wasn't on their radar/their internet traffic surveilance wasn't on the level it is today.
1 person who disliked this is a Mongorrian
Then I guess i'am genghis khans son
5 now
Goddamn Mongorians
7
I would say that all of the people who disliked it are.
Ghosts of Tsushima in a nutshell
😂😂😂
blyat!
God damn Mongorians! Why do you have to invade Tsushima!
This is related to China and Mongolia. I don't see why the Japanese are involved.
@@myxri4459 because Tsushima was invaded by Mongolians? What do you not see
I remember when this episode first aired on TV, I laughed for 40 minutes straight non stop.
South park British
Just came here to type "goddamn mongorians"
Maybe some 'Tegridy will chill them out and rake in profit
Stop breaking my shitty warr!!!
"I don't build wall, I just own and operate a City Wok"
Cute.
@Nubiamancy You wanna order the shitty shrimp or the shitty beef? XD
@@tastethisbass1 why don’t you just please speak engrish maybe i can understand yuuuu 😂
@@DragonBlack199 huh.. *a hardworking Chinese man, wouldn't even hurt a Frry*
@@WheelOfThought harm a frryyy.
I like the way the Mongolians cheer themselves on, as they attack the wall. They sound like knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in those little clips where the voiceover says "... and there was much rejoicing."
Ironically Monty Python was one Trey and Matt's inspirations.
The utter weirdness of this scene is just amazing. I wish South Park would go back to this style.
This is there newer stuff though
god I miss those days,
Why can’t we have more of him and that Japanese guy that killed himself in stereotypical fashion
Yeah was surprised Matt and Trey didn’t capitalized on his character after the ban China episode.
@@rokmare Its early in the game.
Well, did have a bad day, so he decided to kirr himserf.
as a chinese guy this was amazingly hilarious lol
It gets even better. Trust me. Watch the full episode
Oh rearry?
As a human, I loved this episode!
@Jaegar Ultima Vietnamese first name, chinese middle name, korean last name
Fucking legendary
@@coryboy345 😂😂
Tuong Lu Kim: "Hey what they hell are you doing?!"
Ghengis Khan: миний толгойг хөхөх
didn't they just change the alphabet back to the original?
Nah more like
Минтй боовийг хөх сда минь
Can you stop using these Cyrillic crap to dishonour Ghengis Khan?
@@joanofarc9793 Don't care didn't ask plus you're white
Эрхтэн
I love how he actually builds the wall... and it's really nice.
right!?? 😂
I love how the Mongolians sound like the Age of Empire guys I used to love that game
Siobhan T people still play that shit online
Omg I can't unhear it now rofl
Sid Meiers Civilization is better
Both are amazing
Genghis Khans army 😂
At the restaurant where I work, we sell Mongolian steak. So every time someone orders one my boss yells “Goddamn mongorians!”
Update: The restaurant closed down. Thanks COVID.
Bihhhhhhh
What? It's a cannibal restaurant?
@@jprp999 It's ok if its a different race
I was the head chef of a restaurant when episode first aired , all the back of house staff plus a few of the servers used to knew that bit , it was used in all sorts of situations 😁 . Also if anything went wrong, collectively we would yell, "Timmy" 😂😂😂
In our god damn 2280 years of history, We never had Mongolian Steak. I don’t know we that thing came from but I assure you that We Mongolians are mostly BBQ guys. + That Mongolian Beef thing is 100% Chinese food.
The Chinese and the Japanese accents in this show is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, the part where the Japanese dude went 'OKAY I EAT THE CUDDLEFISH' had me rolling
When he starts throwing the bricks..😂
The yells of the Mongorrians makes this scene.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo
“What the hell are Mongolians doing here?”
Oh my god 🤣
Not even modern Mongolians too lol
Actually it’s “what the herr are Mongorians doing here?”😅
@@joshualares8678 exactly!
The Mongolian chant and attack had me cracking up so bad lmao
1:13 Me at the TV after depleting my resolve
Who else thought this was going to be a new episode
It was like a minute long and normally sneak peaks are like half a minute long I guess
I was tricked into coming here
me
Me
Not me, it's obvious from the title this is from an older episode.
“Hey FuCK yOu MoNgoRian!!!”
Holy shiiiit hahahahaha
gunfighterdrummer I just died 🤣
Fuck you bitch
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
0:50 The way he stares 😂
I like how the Mongolians are nice and accepting of the kids when the parents send them away.
for a moment i was like: "WAIT BUT CLYDE'S MOM DIED WHY IS SHE- oh it's that old episode"
I was thinking why are the mogolians here
@@CrobatmanIamthenight stupid mongowians
This episode came out in 2002
Cj Squad and it’s in incredible quality usually
Spoilers,,,! M! M mm! NG! M! Mg mg bd tu fd d'y
This scene was hilarious at the time and i’m glad to know it never gets old
The fact that the Mongolians came out of nowhere is what sold this episode.😆
Yo this is definitely one of the funniest episodes I saw of south park.
Honestly there is too much to laugh at
Is this that Ghost of Tsushima game everyone is talking about?
South Park this is
Also no google the gameplay of the game
Oof..
TheIrishTechie I can’t remember the last time I saw someone miss the joke by this wide a margin.
Im sorry but i am a very serious person
the Mongol at 1:00 be like : "Урагшаа давшаад! "
Legendary episode, still one of the best they've ever done.
I forget about how stupid and hilarious the main plot was. The parents of South Park are a bunch of idiots 😂
Kills me everytime when Mr. Kim pulls out the heatseeking missile launcher called mongolian eradicator, yells; "say herro to my rittre friend!".. And the mongolians counter with a flaming baseball :'D
Age of Empires 4
I am Mongolian and I laughed so hard
mongorian? lol
Mongolian named Vlad?
@@becketthor6478 Mongolians raped their way across the majoriy of Northern Europe, bud. Yeah, a Mongolian named Vlad is not farfetched considering it's rumored that he had access to even French and German concubines as his many wives when Genghis Khan was ruling.
Why you break his warr?
Why y’all Mongolians be breaking down people’s walls bro??
This is such a great episode! Love how the parents exile the kids out of South Park because they're paranoid they'll abduct their own kids 😂😂😂
"I'm not stereotype, okay?" And yet he's speekee engrish.
R Linders and eat rice and drive really slow
R Linders congrats u obviously don’t get the joke u must be 11
Look up “irony”
That's the joke buddy lmao
Jesus, why does everybody feel the need to keep saying "that's the joke"? I KNOW IT'S THE JOKE. I'm just joining in on it like everyone else in comments on videos like this do. And by constantly saying "that's the joke" you're ruining the joke.
The fact that he built that entire wall by himself supports his reasoning of being pissed about the Mongolians tearing it down
I don’t know what impresses me more, the fact that he manages to build an entire brick wall around South Park in a week or the fact that despite the modern weapons, the Mongolians managed to break the wall with spears and swords.
0:44 when play as Chinese in Age of Empires 2 and Mongorians arrive....
The most relatable thing my Chinese co-worker hears. 00:16
It's amazing how fast Lu Kim built that wall.
Maybe Trump should have asked him to build the wall 😆 🤣 😂
It’s in his brood!
Mr. Lu Kim is legit one of my favorite characters on this show.
The animation on the Mongolians is very Python-esque.
Monty Python is one of their biggest influences.
This episode was so silly. Even the kids find their parents so stupid.
Stan: "Jesus Christ! I knew our parents were stupid, but... Jesus Christ!"
From what year and episode is this
@@wqbb287 "Child Abduction is Not Funny", Season 6, 2002
@@DEthe5150 you litteraly respond a year later. Why
The way how the horses move 😂😂🤣🤣
"Fack U Malgolian" The way how he pronounces it and later throws a brick at them 🤣🤣
It is my lifelong dream to stand on the Great Wall of China and throw a rock into Mongolia while shouting "F**k you, Mongolians!" Will I be beaten by a bunch of Mongolians and/or security? Yes. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
"HEY, phuc U Mongorian"
DEAD!!
One of the most funniest scenes in South Park history.
They forgot the funniest one where he is hearing swords against stone, runs over and finds a boombox playing that sound - meanwhile the Mongolians is tearing down the wall at a different place.
Gets me everytime
“DAT BURSHIT, IM NOT A STEREOTYPE OK!”
I eat rice and drive slow just like everyone else. I was dying
The way they animate the horses just makes me chuckle.
I love how he’s just trying to keep the Mongolians from breaking down his wall instead of actual child abductors
Should get the "child waybor force" to help with the wall
Hey we Argh using no chirden to build a wall. We argh using nermal sized Chinese peoples to build Wall.
My absolute favorite South Park episode. Gets me every time.
I love the sound the Mongolians make, hurrrrahhhhhgggg
I love how accurate South Park is and how little time they take to make an episode.
Maybe Yang can build us a wall in 2020? He can play basketball too like Lebonie. Basketball 🏀 😃
The hero we need
As a Mongorian I find this very funny.
I feel like he got more enthused about the wall once Mongolians started attacking it
The way they demolish wall remind me of the age of empire…
I have always loved the sound the group of mangorrians make when they hit the wall
Herro City Wok take a order prease?
Can i get some Incredibly City Chicken?
@@chief2711 hahahahahaha
“I eat rice and drive very slow, just like the rest of you!” 😂
"I'm not a stereotype!"
*lmao*
City Wok guy: builds any sort of fortification
Mongorians: Gentlemen, our time has come.
I love how Mr. Wong states he's not a stereotype... with his eyes squinted shut.
As a mongolian i approve
Username checks out
Counter ROAST session at 0:15 -0:34. Lu Kim FRIED the people!!
Southpark predicted that a white man would build a great wall in America.
Andy He Trump
No they predicted that the white man would try to build a wall and fail miserably 🤣🤣🤣
@@JFox4587
Just don't riot and burn down local business and attack bystanders my liberal friend if trump wins again
@@JFox4587
They predicted a man would build a wall and people would constantly try to tear him down.
@@JFox4587 Thank You
I member this.
Memeber when chief was around
Member chinazi?
@@gamerhead473 oh i member
@ItsYoBoi BMoney Member Chewbacca?
@@sungodra1226 oh i member
“I eat rice and drive slow just like the rest of you” what 😆
00:20 Dats bullsheet 🤣
Those damn Mongolians. Everytime!
This is one of my favorite episodes of South Park!
“I’m not a stereotype. I eat rice, and drive really slow like the rest of you!”
HAHAHA!!!
The sound effects for the Mongolians age hilarious 😂
Sounds like they’re from age of empires😂
freely translated to English it means something along the lines of rabble rabble! ( I actually know a bit of Mongolian from when I was a studying).
I can just imagine how funny it is to voice act these scenes
This is literally one of my fav episodes xD
what episode is this
@@alexmendoza3156 "Child abduction is not funny" episode 90
Matt and Trey said they got this idea from doing the City Wok guys voice during their visit to the Great Wall of China yelling infront of all Chinese with this accent.
"Shitty Wok restaurant, can I help ya'!!!!" Still laughing years later.