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Boneless Pizza [SFM]
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2017
- Original by Sethical: • Boneless Pizza | Baku ...
can i get uuuuhhh new video
new video machine broke
I spent 3 days straight making this masterpiece, shout out to my boy sethical for making the original.
![Boneless Pizza 2: Boneless Boogaloo [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z4MoW79ocbY/mqdefault.jpg)
If it don't got bone in it-
It's B O N E L E S S. . .
Son what school you go to
Fledclown147 Xbox player dawg, i don’t understand the problem. Just make my shit *_B O N E L E S S_* *DEADASS*
Lanor04 *I M D E A D A S S N O T M A K I N G T H I S P I Z Z A*
*G I A N T E X P L O S I O N*
He not wrong tho
"two liter machine Broke, we got one liter tho" best line ever
Why do all SFMs have TF2 in them?
Aydin Guy I assume it's because there models are easier to apply personalities too and easier to manipulate as they are from the source engine
Sol Keksilon Also they're automatically in SFM when you open SFM
Rigs on custom made models are usually pretty wonky, TF2 shit is always perfectly rigged.
Aydin Guy SFM stands for Source Film Maker, which uses assets from Soure games. Most popularly, TF2. Most people use SFM to make porn though.
"If it don't got bone on it, it's *boneless*"
Nono, he's got a good point
Ah, but because no recipe for pizza requires bones it doesn't need to be specified as boneless due to the fact that there were never bones to begin with.
"Boneless" in my opinion describes any item that originally had bones in it with the bones fully removed. Thus making the item now "boneless".
So whilst technically true the pizza is boneless, you're overusing the word as pizza is never typically made with bones. So there is no reason to call it "boneless" as pizza already has no bones.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
@@hugonobody3352 question? Will that be on the test?
@@TitanEaterOfCrayons yes. The test was four years ago jimmy. You have to forgive yourself. IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT JIMMY. YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY. YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP JIMMY
@@hugonobody3352 oh wha
@@TitanEaterOfCrayons I don't remeber making this comment.
Hm.
Has no one realized that he's calling on a TABLET
It was iPhone 6s Max Extreme Ultra Mega 500TB
you can call on a tablet lmfao
@winter gachafnaf well, his hands are huge, so maybe the tablet is a better option
@@d1zzy_75 yes
Why not
Dude got a point. If it ain't got bones in it, it's BONELESS.
B O N E L E S S
D e a d a s s
I mean he is not wrong
Fax
Fair Point
Boneless = Is Boneless
King_Pcon I hate when they put that shit in my pizza make it boneless please
King_Pcon I don't see the problem just make my pizza D E A D A S S
I'm deadass not makin this 🅱izza
d e a d a s s
Can I get E X T R A T H I C C crust
Therapist: don’t worry, two eyed demoman doesn’t exist, he can’t harm you.
Two eyed demoman:
i just noticed that holly shit man
*B O N E L E S S*
Oh that’s why he looks weird
Don’t worry. Should be cleared up again around Halloween. 😉
Aaaaaah so this is why he looked so strange
"Wait, it's all boneless?"
"Always has been. Deadass."
👋D I C K H E A D👋
🍆D🍆I🍆C🍆K🍆H🍆E🍆A🍆D🍆
Minerbros365 it gets me literally every single time
😂😂
EVERYTIME ALL THE TIME
Minerbros365 10 minute loop on my channel lol
Water is just boneless ice
Air is just bloodless water
Flour is just boneless salt
Thanks for the new video idea Xd
@@tristandennewitz1084 son what school you go to
Y'all forgot the "Change my mind" part
0:42 is the best thing in the history of ever
0:41 Actually
Correct
0:45
Subtitles: “[___] see my pet super”
That was the most scout thing in this entire video
@@somethingrandom6744 0:33 "You said 'let me get it homeless'"
Love the fact that calling the pizzeria just sends you to Scout’s cell phone
Or that his ringtone is the ringback tone
I love how both of these guys were right.
Lol
When two people have an argument but they're both right:
Commenting on the first thing u see ofc
it like lava wet
@@-YELDAH I believe water is wetter imo
T H E P I Z Z A I S A G G R E S S I V E
ian jeong OH SHIT
ian jeong Bond with me jimmy 🅱️
Timistar_10 umm... my gamer name is jimmy...
Medea it is JimmyJoe2005
Medea plus it is B O N E L E S S ...
"if it dont got bone in it, iss *🅱 O N E L E S S"*
*and thats a fact.*
I made a mistake and paused the video and didn’t realize
So I’ve been watching scout staring at the phone for 10 minutes straight.
Son what school you go to
no bones = BONELESS
🅱️O N E L E S S
The S.I.P 🅰️oneless 🅱️izza
Enji i FUCK U MEAN 🅱️
SORRY ENJI MACHINE 🅱️ROKE
+Angela Ziegler Please no cuss
0:41 D I C K H E A D
Name one pizza that has bone in it
@@psyiax3238 P E N I S P I Z Z A
Alan dutcher *JUST DONT PUT THE BONES IN THE SHIT BRUH
Bruh just explain to me how da fuck pizza can be boneless
@@gavintan9477 if it has no bones in it then its *B O N E L E S S*
I never realized the cashier is “The Scout” from “TF2” until I started to get into the game. D E A D A S S
He's not the only tf2 character
everyone is a tf2 character in this vid
@MOHAMMED KHAIRUL HASBEE BIN MOHAMMED RAFI - Student
Soldier isn’t medic.
Everything is from TF to except the place their in
But you recognized 2 eyes Demo?
genuinely love how the *D I C K ' E A D* is animated. _Power_ in that hand-placement.
I like how there's just a Minecraft tree
Nah dude that's an actual tree can't you see that
....
Game Legend472 nah that tree is from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
911 likes
3D Man just realized
"Son what school u go to"
Nitro Ninja the 🅱ONELESS school.
Nitro Ninja I laughed way too hard when he said that 😂😂😂
Yeah😂
*I M D E A D A S S N O T M A K I N G T H I S P I Z Z A*
Moustache Suave Harvard
Normal people:man I'm starving
Intellectuals:bruh dead ass hungry right now
😂😂😂😂😂
Who still dying to this video and part 2 in 2020😂😂
Yep
Yep
Me
Yessss
Me
The dickhead part is made just as it should be
RampagingRice ikr lmaoo
rcj503 f
RampagingRice Yeah. 🅱ONELESS!
nah
RampagingRice i thought it was funny af. 😂.
hmm lemme get that pizza...
*🅱 O N E L E S S*
*🅱 O N E L E S S* pizza machine *🅱 R O K E*
Understandable, have great day.
ok Mc pizza hut
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself how tf did you accent the 🅱
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself 🅱
_🅱️_
Legend says there still arguing about pizza being boneless or not to this day
Dude... *i m d e a d a s s h u n g r y n o w*
0:37
*'YALL GOT BONES ON YA SHIT THEN*
Super Sand Blueberry **🅱ones*
Super Sand Blueberry - OMG I left the video playing and I was scrolling through the comments, and as soon as I saw this comment the dude said "y'all got bones in ya shit then"
NAH
BRUH JUST EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TF PIZZA CAN BE *BONELESS*
+KyubiiMode999 ·
NO BONES
=
BONELESS
"Y'all got bones in ya shit then"
Is an underrated line
Amen!
Y’all got bones in ya *D I P* then
Bro what kinda pizza yall be ordering to get bones in it
@@Vivid_08justdontputthebonesinmypizzabrohowmanytimesdoigottasaythisbru
@@ricaboo9304 Bru just explain how tf pizza can be boneless
0:41 is the best line hands down
yknow, after all this time I just realized the idiocy of "two liter machine broke." as if to say that mans can't just fill the cup with 2 liters of soda from the one liter machine 😭
Is it me or do the characters really fit with the voices.
DJPlayzGames DEADASS
DJPlayzGames Deadass
DEADASS
DJPlayzGames I'm with ya
no
🅱️ *O N E L E S S*
🅱️Izza
2-Liter 🅱️oke
🅱️ E A D A S S
*🅱️ICK HEAD*
Don't like it he have 666 likes
"Son what school you go to" and "2 liter machine broke, we got 1 liter though" are quotes I'll forever reference
Who's here on a nostalgia trip
Me I'm just binge watching videos I used to watch when I was 12
son, what school you go to?
Dawg, i don't understand the problem, just make my shit *BONELESS, **_D E A D A S S_*
*I'm Deadass not making this pizza.*
*blows up*
My moms bassement
-peppa pig-
0:51
"I'f it has no *B O N E S* in it, then it's *B O N E L E S S.* "
Albert Einstien .Jr
It's true tho
Son what school you go to
Dog I don’t understand the problem, just make my shit BONELESS, DEADASS
Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes
@@randomstuffguy8129 IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS PIZZA
“SON WHAT SCHOOL YOU GO TO?” Lmfaooooo. Ayo 😭
“If it don’t got bones in it, it’s 🅱️one less”
It’s hard to argue with his assessment
Name a pizza with bones in it
Anchovies?
anchovies
AAAANCHOVIEES
@@jthejedigaming8303 MEEP MEEP MEEPMEEPMEEP MEEPMEEP MEEP MEEP!!!
@Pizzario anchovies you know the fish
@Pizzario can somebody please tell me who got that "joke"
@Pizzario I'm sry but it's a plant I know I thought the same thing
hand is bigger than the phone, phone is bigger than the head
i’m in tears
Well it is a cartoon not IRL
He has cancer
Psiioniic hahahahah
Glass break 😁😁
It’s TF2
Even after years this is one of the most hilarious skits ever made
I don’t know why but “I’m deadass” is my favourite phrase to say now.
It ain’t cuz of this, the video came to mind.
"If it don't got bone in it it's BONELESS"
"Son what school you go to?"
I'm dead af
Mystøgan !!! Bruh, I don't understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS, DEADASS.
I died
Mystøgan !!! OMG ITS THE PRINCE OF EDOLAS
Clorax Bleach *IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS PIZZA*
Watched this on my TV..
My TV is now *B O N E L E S S .*
But TVs don got bone on it
TurboTon16 plastic bones
@@Alex-yy5wo 454 big block Chevy lawnmower
TurboTon16 that sounds awesome
@Unfunny Quang wot?
Me watching this in 2020 now my phone B O N E L E S S
It’s been 5 years and I’m back for me pizza and coke😂
Me: **tired**
Stomach: *deadass HUNGRY*
Yah pizza whatchu want
Fuc kinda pizza?
And *t w o l i t e r m a c h i n e 🅱️ r o k e* we got one liter tho
@@chimarajigsawlord fuc you mean b?
@@chimarajigsawlord aight look lemme get that pizza *B O N E L E S S*
I like how the scout is taking business calls on a cell phone
universetwisters Good eye
universetwisters what cartoon is ur profile pic
Back after 3 years, this brought back a lot of memories
I literally went to Little Caesars' and asked them if they had Boneless Pizza after watching this video.
How did it go?
@@CosmicIntelJet They stared at me like I was crazy lol.
OMG!!!! Other than Chuck E. Cheese’s, that’s my favorite pizza place!!!! 😂😂😂😂
0:41 when ur friend takes something from your plate
Relatable
Lol, but seriously let me get my pizza boneless
@That One Guy On The Internet Again just don't those shits in my pizza bruh, how many times do I gotta say it!?
@@mrhatty2644 im just saying how the f#ck can pizza be boneless?
@@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 If it don't go in it, it's *B o n e l e s s*
No Bones=Boneless
Deadass
weaK
Son. What school u go to
Try University of Texas. Could've gone pro if i hadn't joined the navy!
Erfierazgz b0ss u dun fuked up shipm8
Vetlass kofer I don’t understand the problem
0:41 don’t mind me just creating a replay button for myself.
Thank you for making a classic even more classic.
I like the part where he said
*B O N E L E S S*
@Elias Santiago Nah, the part where he said it was *BONELESS* was the best
@Elias Santiago No, the part where he said it was *B O N E L E S S* was obviously the best part.
Even in 2019 this is still funny.
D E A D A S S
TheMikeShaq5252 2020
Even in 2020
Yeah yeah yeah 2020 now.
Happy new year
"Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now"
"Yaaah. Pizza. Wachu want"
Best greeting ever
😂😂😂😂
Can we just appreciate how good this looks, especially for SFM-
🅿️oneless 🅱️izza
Crayo Gaming Channel
Fuck you mean 🅿
0:41 When I'm trying to explain something simple but nobody gets it.
Me all the way
Ye
If it don't got bone in it, iss *bØÑəłĒşŠ*
It really be like that sometimes
If it don’t got bone in it, it’s B. O. N. E. L. E. S. S
Coming back, this was a historical gag.
I loved it as a child and still do
This is actually one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in a while and I thank you for it
When the animation is funnier than the meme
DanLuvs MC when the dialogue is funnier then the meme and the video
When the video and dialogue are funnier than the meme
when the person who wrote this comment is hella virgin
No
sfm is trash
No bone
=
Boneless
Alpha_ heatzz That does makes sense...
JUST DON'T PUT EM SHEETZ IN MAH PEEZA BRUH
0:55 when I don’t get the answer even when the teacher explained it
Five years later and I’m still quoting this
Technically he’s not wrong. It is boneless.
Son what school did you go to
Exactly
So boneless milk?
Unless it’s stuffed crust in which case it’s wet bones
Poor guy, all he wanted was a boneless pizza...
Da fuk kinda pizza?
and a 2L of coke
@Henry stickman maybe if someone ordered a pizza with chicken as a topping and they didn't take out the bones in the chicken
@@randomguyontheinternet9107 OOOOOHHHHH!!!
@Joseph bleifus or that XD
This is the only thing that made me geniunely burst out with tears in my eyes in 2020
I just love how demoman looks like a middle aged dad
He's not wrong. Pizzas don't have bones in it, therefore, it's BONELESS.
Arcticsnowfox it has to have bones in the first place to be considered boneless.
protectyaneck If it ain't got bones it is *BONELESS*
protectyaneck__ no because it would have bones it in therefore not being BONELESS
*DEADASS*
@@toby809IMDEADASSNOTMAKINGTHISPIZZA
And *2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE* we got 1L doe. 0:21
Fuck you mean 🅱️?
You said *lemme get a boneless* like pizza got a damn bone in it
*yall got bones in ya sh*t then*
@@josephikrakowski2569 naw
So what's the problem?
*D I C K H E A D*
@@ajirachi25 Name one pizza that got BONE in it
Makes you wonder what experiences dude went through, in order to remember that he gets his pizza boneless.
"Two liter machine br0ke."
*Are the cups for the 2 liter machine broke too?*
the cups come out of the machine with the coke in it, duh
Customer: "I wan't a boneless pizza."
Me: *Already dead inside and not caring* "Sure thing."
great video didnt know i needed it in my life
Daddy Razzlet i made it into a song on my channelyou might like it lol
Sometimes you need more than Rero in your life
. 「Razzlet」 god bless
One of the most beautiful videos I've ever seen
Good thing I found this amazing SFM video!
If it ain't got bone in it, it's BONELESS.
Logic with dis man.
the worker: sir what school do u go to
A BONELES SCHOOL
I just realized theres a Minecraft tree in the background.
same
Suprise, Eviction Notice no one was being rude to you what's your problem bitch
@@vxnommm youtube
Bottom text
POV: it’s 2023 and you’re coming back to watch this piece of art
The movement of the characters were so synced with the audio. Good job on this animation
0:41 when you go to McDonald’s and she said she ain’t hungry then she grabs a fry from you.
ShooshiTanker *D E K H E E D*
Me when i get ticked
no bones= boneless
actually
oh wait your right
Deadass
T F d i d ijust S A Y
king Landshark it has to have bones in the first place to be considered boneless.
king Landshark no brain = no brainer
I needed this again
I have never laughed so hard
Omg same
0:41 🅱️OI
Godot *🅱 🅾 ℹ
Godot 8==D 🗿
😂😂😂
Godot 🅿🚗⛽⛽🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚚🚙
🍆🗿
“Name one pizza that got bone on it.”
The Sans Special.
"what school you go to?"
2 liters machine broke but we one liter though (best line in the vid)
D I C K H E A D
Can I get uhhhh *2L P I Z Z A A N D A 🅱 O N E L E S S C O K E?*
Fuck kind of pizza? And 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE
Joshua Rocha Fuck you mean 🅱 aight lemme get a small coke 🅱 O N E L E S S
Uh small coke don't got bone on it.
*DICKHEAD*
Name 1 small coke that got bone on it.
Joshua Rocha Just don't put the SHITS in my coke bro how many times I gotta say it?
THAT DEMO HAVE TWO EYES!
I remember watching this 3-4 years back, its still hilarious. I just know If I send this to my friends I will never hear the end of it lmao.
I'm Dead Ass Not Making This Pizza 😂
Doge's Meme Factory ur my long lost brudda
BONELESS BOIIIII
This is honestly an argument I would have with my class mates.
The way their eyes grow when they yell omg
I like to think that boneless is code for plain Cheese.