Chicken Bisque | Baku Season 5
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025
- Baku and Lil Broomstick are getting food at a French restaurant. The waiter is off the nut. Homies just tryna eat, but food service employees always gotta be a problem. Baku will probably just order a chicken biscuit again.
Waiter is Di Lung from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Chicken Bisque | Baku Season 5
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He wanted some escargot so he took out the S-CAR gat
mannnnn 😐 here's the door 🚪
@@Sethical been watching you for a while now love your content keep it up 🅱️ro
Brujh
Don’t disrespect my Scar-H like that.
😐
"You fuckin' with the main character."
Every anime main character ever.
No lie told here
Unless we talking about tatsumi from Akama Ga Kill. That’s different, either way, he a bitch or he soft. Anime: soft, Manga: Bitch
@@normalpersonlivingtheirlife Everyone pretty much died in that anime. Which made it was soft for me lmao.
@@marrs999 lets see here: Shele, the buff guy I forgot his name, Chelsea, Lubbock, Tsukiomi, Mine, Leone, tatsumi. I think that’s everyone in Night raid, please correct me if I’m wrong though, also please read the manga if you haven’t the story changes quite a bit.
@@normalpersonlivingtheirlife U right ain't no lie told here. The anime is good, but the fact that bums me out is how they died.
“Wtf are these words?”
“French”
“What kinda language is this?”
“I T ‘ S F R E N C H”
Bottom left
@@BarxaLT Bwa bars ?
@hi oh yeah les boires thats the drinks
@@_that_deathmetal_dude2399 i know it’s the fucken drinks bitch i just said that
@@BRAZYWEEK word?
“You fuckin with the main character” is the most ominous threat I’ve heard
imagine if you were in food service and someone told you that
Imagine if you were irl and someone said that
Imagine if you were literally anything and someone told you that
I'm stepping around real quick.
@@lazilyymade on god he got plot armor and shit
“Speaking American.”
Already got me. 😂
for real lmao I was already laughing
@@UnorthodoxIndividual bruh I burst out laughing as soon as he said "bonjour"
Some disstortion would be nice at that point but still gets it
@E I’m sorry- she WHAT???
“The bisque isn’t bread goofy” that one got me
Waiter: "bonjour"
Baku: "what is that"
*a minute later*
Waiter: "are y'all D U M B S H I T S ready to order?"
that is what the video said!
ORder
Yeah let me get the escargots de bourgogne
@@bonelesspizza150 Bourgogne? We got a fuckin goofster in here
@@AlanDoesStuff goofster?
"mfers are VOLATILE tonight" is so good. i lose my mind every time
It’s probably my favorite part.
What that mean?
@@RamenJuiceOG Unpredictable in a negative way.
LMFAOOO SAME
I constantly quote that line with my coworkers whenever customers start acting crazy
"I'm playing tag with my money...and I'm it" is so underrated lol
"You need to start playin' hide and seek and go seek for a damn job" is also underrated
@@KIKO-qc6on here’s the food
@StrangelyGh0st you ain't ask for a chicken bisque, you asked for a chicken biscuit. That's what you got
@@bonelesspizza150food service employees bruh
@@borkly4382 you know the deal
Baku went from hating gluten to asking for extra gluten, that’s either character progression or he still on that nut pack
he figured out more gluten = more bread 💯
@@Sethical damn I guess the Bread Bank got a new regular huh
He definitely smoking that P A C C
@@games_retro97 I can’t BELIEVE Baku is on that *T O P S H E L F N U T S H I T.*
@@Sethical His mind is *expanding*
“Boar-gog-nee? We got a Fuckin goofster in here.” I’ve been laughing at this for days. 1:39
Lmfao fr
I'll literally interrupt watching other videos because I'll think of that part and need to laugh at it again
I say this all the time when someone says some dumb shit lmao
GOOF STUHHH?
“Goofster?”
“Roofus and Doofus”
Bruh this made my laughter box open wide open
same😂
Pause
Dont leave it open too long
Something of mine might manifest in there
@@fiba_dan6707 your car?
a hyuck
I appreciate that Di Lung calls people "goofy" instead of saying "ya fool." This some alternate universe shit, really adds that depth that Baku is known for bruh
Bruh Di Lung in Courage the Cowardly Dog is some racist ass shit lmao 😂 I had to change it up
@@Sethical wait it’s racist?? I thought he was lightskin or blasian I never seen the racist parts😭😭
@@maeam Nah dude was mega Asian, honestly the change is very understandable
@@Sethical real shit? i aint ever seen no ep hook us up B
@@qtaro-7097 Facts I never heard about him either
This new character is going straight to A tier, those lines are killing it.
S tier for me
S. YOU MEAN S?! Yuh cause on god I’ve seen this video about 30 times this week. Fr
If Mario can resist and counter Bullshit, this guy is immune to bullshit and can make people with high resistances to bullshit mad
@@jamesissadyo facts my dear sir. Facts
Fax favorite line is when he says “goofy ass mf AHYUG” like that got me rolling
“UH-YuCK”
the disrespect
that shit made me laugh so hard bruh😂
I'm rolling😂😂😂 Uh HYUCK
😂😂😂😂😂
GOOFSTERR
Look. We fuckin' hungry. Hand off the escargots
The way he says "are y'all, d u m b s h I t s ready to order" just hits differently
That shit was funny af
thats how i wanna be served
Are yall
...
◇₩|\/||》$#¡+$
Ready ta orduh?
His knees got weak when he said that
yeah lemme get the escargots de bourgogne.
We’re at a point in the series where we’re all so invested, we overlook the fact that Yung Cash Register is literally an M&M Dr Phil
I deadass forgot
I legit forgot that too lol
@@DBMusicEX my brain just erased the moustach lmao
Damn why did I forget lol
Pretty much lol
"Quit bein' stupid."
LMAO HE SAYS THIS WITH SUCH FORCE, LIKE THE WAITER KILLED HIS FAMILY
Underrated line
Yas...quit bein’ stupid
The fact that he acknowledged that he’s the main character is jarring bruh
dis shit don’t even feel real dawg
That bastard Obito musta told him
*Move* *around*
“Whatever you just ordered, you gon need a TOOTHBRUSH”
y’all the goof troop
goof troop?
@MKLORD what kind of B U L L S H I T you bout to order
@@jaylikesrice5622 yeah lemme get the uhhhh
Chicken Bisque with no soup
Double BISKIT
extra gluten
@@KPbb2306 THE BISQUE ISN'T BREAD GOOFY
I was caught off guard that Obito wasn't serving them, but this is DESTINED to become a classic
so many iconic lines
yessir
Easy S tier Episode
KAMUI
Fucking lines are
V O L A T I L E
tonight
“The bisque isn’t bread, G O O F Y” 😭😭
Truly has me in tears right now
@@calmpulse2678 Me too😂
Every line that comes out of his mouth is ruining me rn. Can't even sit straight.
@@elishaj2977 I love how he says goofy😭😭
KFC down the road goofy
My favorite part: *_[_**_2:27_**_]_*
"I'm playing tag with my money rn...and I'm *_it."_*
"You need to start playing hide n' seek, and seek for a damn job."
I dont understand the tag joke, can you explain?
@@hotelzeta24 The joke is that he practically doesn't have any money and is trying to get some himself.
@@jazztfa8105 damn, I still dont understand why it's the tag game 😭
I'm mexican bruh, I just can't comprehend it.
@@hotelzeta24you chase people when you’re “it”. In this case, Baku is it and is chasing the money
"kfc is down the road goofy"
That shit made me laugh so hard
Call me goofy one more fuckin time bruh
The Bisque isn’t bread goofy
G O O F Y
That waitress is my fav character in this video.
@@Delta5x7 3:03 *goofy as mf oshuuk* lol
The new "off the pack is" "he been eatin baguettes"
Nah that’s the French version of “off the pack”
he off the baguette 😭😭
I love how he just says " Aw shi*" and puts the gun away.
3:08
ikr
E S C A R G O T S
He ain't had bullets in that bih cos he couldn't afford them after he fell off.
Liberals be like
@@lclnbm😐
“Bonjour”
“What is that?”
“He said something about food”
You sir a brilliant writer, I bursted out laughing just from this 😭
Bruh dat shit had me rollin 😂😂😂
*"He be eating baguettes"*
hand off the escargots
Lemme get the escargots de Bourgogne
@@serenalovescats Hey, no guns allowed; read the sign.
I'm gona be sending this to all my French friends :D
I would never expect you to watch baku series:D
I'm french, this is 100% accurate LMAO
Myself included
Nan cringe y vont pas comprendre laisse nous l'exclusivite Baku
what is this, a crossover episode?
Wtf are these words.
"French"
What kinda language is this??
*"..It's f r e n c h"*
“Where’s the drinks?”
“B O T T O M L E F T”
boir- boars?
"Where's the drinks?"
I expected him to say
"French"
@@lucasmoss6990 I think its "Boyers", the drinks
Oh yeah le boires that's the drinks
finally LMFAO
biscuit chickenne.
YOO CALVIN
YOOOO
Nice
Ong
1:32 "yall..... NNDUMshits" damn near spilled my drink
😭He was clowing on them
was about to comment the same thing xDD
he sounds like he was boutta vomit because of the pause
Ye let me get the escargots de boor gog nee
@@BabySonicGT Bourgogne? We got a fuckin goofster in here
‘Pulls out guns.’
“Hey read the sign!”
‘Sigh says no guns here!’
“Understandable have a nice day!”
"You fuckin' with the main character bruh"
I can't man 🤣
who would've thought, a shit post about boneless pizza has this large, fleshed out story with funny ass characters.
@muro I know right that was about 4 years ago
@@i_am_chronic3997 time flies.
@@murofr I know right, I was still in high school.
Dude it’s amazing, it’s just shitposts 😂 it’s great.
@@AndrewKidd14145 Sethical the only man who has the true right to use Shitpost Status
0:50 the fading voice always got me 😂😂😂
Had me shitting tears 💀☠️
The attention to detail is dope as hell😂
Bro “KFC down the road G O O F Y”😭😭
call me goofy one more fuckin time
@@borkly4382 G O O F Y
Shit had me cryin
@@borkly4382 G O O F Y
A S S M F. A H Y U CK
3:01 The way he's ready to cut him off to call him Goofy again
“ROOFUS AND DOOFUS” I’m fucking dead bruh
Furfag
@@eins2001 you literally have a pony icon. stfu.
@@eins2001 you called friend?
^w^
Same lmao
Baku: I can't read
Broomstick: Wasn't you just reading that dictionary
Baku: Ye
My man Broomstick startin' to realize his homie on that *DUMB SHIT*
I’m a creative writing major and have studied lots of good writing, and this shit is up there with underrated levels of brilliant writing.
On my life I’ll smack the shit outta 🅱️oth of yall
The way he orders chicken bisque just oozes with the exaggerated swagger of someone who ON THAT PACK.
the waiter shoulda came to work strapped
1:48 “y’all the goof troop” that shit was hilarious bruh on god
ROOFUS AND DOOFUS
"goof troop?"
@@lucasmoss6990 fuck he say?
bruh
What kinda *bullshit* you bout to ordee?
The way Lil Broomstick Says “Goofster?” Cracks me up every time! 😂😂😂
"I know biscuit when i see it"
-me when i see a biscuit
HAHAHAHAH
When the world needed him most, he returned.
When the world needed him most, he returned.
When the world needed he returned, him most.
onion
@@jad7405 When the world needed him most, he returned.
When the world needed him most, he returned.
1:52 "What kinda B U L L S H I T u bout to order? " 🤣😂😂🤣
1:32
“A-actually it’s pronounced what kind of GULL SHIT you bout to order”🤓
“I’m playing tag with my money, and I’m it.”
I felt that
You need to start playing hide and seek and seek for a job
this mf hatin
@@Plaguelord999*tsk* this mf hatin
i lost it when bro said "hyuk?!? ..... ight lets get too it" and pulled out the burner😂
And he just pulled it away like that cuz guns ain't allowed? 😭😭
@@laggard7173 bro put it away like he wasn't gon put dude on a t shirt💀
3:22 best moment of this episode
The first time Baku struggles with a comeback.
Baku: dawg I’m a hype beast dropout, I can’t read
Lil broomstick: weren’t you reading a dictionary?
Baku: ye
Dang it's like i watched the video
@@Mr_Blazeking hes just quoting what he likes abt the video i see nothing wrong here
@ً damn bro, you ok? It sounds like you had a bad day man
@ً oh oh sorry, oh oh oh shiver me timbers
@ً oh i guess people sharing a certain time frame in the video they found funny is dumb who knew
"Word? Mfs are VOLATILE tonight"
Had Me sleep
@@someman7237 Dawg, shut that shit up
0:27 - 0:41 lil broomstick was losing his patience 😫😫😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
"On my life, I will smack the shit out of 🅱️oth of all."
-Waiter
So what you about to order bruh?
@@bonelesspizza150 I’m studying the French dictionary real quick
@@marcgarza6893 you can't study a dictionary
@@bonelesspizza150 fym you can’t study a dictionary it’s a book
@@marcgarza6893 look when the waiter come back ima be like "lemme the biskit chickenne
Baku really pulled out the "I'm the main character" card-
"whatever tf you ordered,
You gon' need a toothbrush"
This really got me 😂
"le water" "le tomato/potato" "Juice de Apple" "Les Boires" I'm fucking dying lmao
Le water
The Eau.
Le tomato
the Tomate
Le Potato
The apple of earth
Escargot De Bourgogne
@@StarXsu90 pomme de terre?
@@kpopsucksass1638 Snail of Burgundy
Roasted the hell out of Baku and Lil' Broomstick, and hard countered the latter's ability to use firearms. Easily top tier character right here.
He also called them goofsters and didn't get yeeted
As a french guy, i can confirm this is exactly what happens in french restaurants
Les boires 😂
0:48 Little kids to their parents at 12am
Bruh I'm french... and some of that french doesn't make any sense lmao, "les boires" instead of "boissons" and the "omelette du fromage" meme from years ago x)
It's bad french on purpose 😂
The fact that most French words dont make sense makes this So much funnier.
C’est pour ca que c’est drôle lol
3:05 the way he said hyuck 😭🙏
Lil Broomstick: Pulls out his strap
Sign: No guns allowed
Lil Broomstick with da strap in hand: Ight understandable
ok
You called bruh?
@@lilbroomstick3038 wrong pfp GOOFY
No guns allowed signs are his kryptonite
He's a respectful gangster
*"chicken bisque, with no soup, double biscuit, extra gluten."*
The bisque isn’t bread G o o f y
It don't have gluten or biscuit
Quit bein stupid
2:58 "KFC is down the road goofy" Bruh got me dead 💀
Waiter: "Goof troof"
That's the good shit
"You fuckin' with the main character."
Is one of my favourite lines now, these vids just get better bruh.
"VOLATILE" HAD ME CATCHING MY BREATH💀😫
*"You're fucking with the main character here, move around"* is the highlight of this entire video. Baku yeets dudes through the third dimension, but today he went ahead and broke the goddamn fourth wall.
Finally he’s back, been watching his old videos the whole day.
it 🅱️ like dat sometimes 💯👌😩
He made the video just because he saw you watching all of his content. Thanks Dxvid for your service.
It's like when 1 kid remembers a promised pizza party at the end of the year
0:14
*h e r e s y o u r m e n u s*
The way he said that was hilarious 😂
“You fuckin with the main character” Powerful.
When the world needed him the most, he returned
Yeah.
He never left🤭
"you fucking with the main character"
Damn this is legit some anime logic
"Bourgogne? " "We got a fuckin goofster in here " Had me crying... You just gained a new sub
3:11 This part had me dying
0:43 my favorote expressions "mfs are volatile"
Baku: You know the deal.
Broomstick: *pulls out a strap* Let's get to it.
Me: Teriyaki chicken makin' a comeback
"They got Cross - sawnts"
2:19 whenever a anime side villain gets in the way
"Im playing tag with my money rn.... and Im IT."
Im using this from now on.
"No firearms, look at the sign"
"Ah shit"
That's not very 2nd amendment of you
Broomstick got caught lackin' even though he was strapped
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 Yuh, but they in *F R A N C E.*
@@ltb1345 every country in the world belongs to America
"You fuckin with the main character bruh" is such a fucking POWER statement
0:39 how to start an argument with a waiter
"You fucken with the main character."
Imma have use that one on a manager one day
2:03 you’re welcome
2:21 Baku has learnt to much about the 4th towards this point we are used to it.
He knows more than he should tbh
“ayyyy no guns aloud read the sign”
“ aw shit”
This night was the start of Lil broomstick’s downfall🙏
I can’t with this bruh the roasts are too fkn clean!🅱️😂👌🏾
0:55 me before my college French final
Baku on a daily basis: throughout the green goofball and food services, I alone am that one who needs a chickin biskit
I appreciate that even tho Baku the main character, ain’t nobody want smoke with Young Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick
Homie got a grammy
"L I L B U L L S H I T"
I like how Baku just busted out the dictionary like that in a French restaurant bruh
I kinda miss this broomstick. he's down so bad these days by comparison that he went back to the past and tried to rob himself lol. seeing him as he is in this video... he's almost a different character in some ways.
For those who don't understand the genus of @00:43
Volatile
- liable to change rapidly and unpredictably, especially for the worse.
- (of a substance) easily evaporated at normal temperatures
This man is a GOAT that walks with us.
"Word? Mfs are V O L A T I L E tonight"
I love how before Baku can even finish saying "Call me goofy one more time" DiLung already did it again 😂
"Whatever tf you just ordered, you gon need a toothbrush" this killed me so bad. God that's hilarious
gonna see this in 4 more years and feel crazy nostalgic
I wonder if Sethical ran out of ideas?
"French Soup, without the soup."
Nah, he's still fresh.
This man's gonna cause an international incident ordering food.