Russia Attacks Ukrainian Positions with Cars and Pickups -- Goes As Well as You'd Expect

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @tomwende5529
    @tomwende5529 11 дней назад +480

    "Charge of the shite brigade!" Loved it! :-)

    • @JohnSmith-ud9ex
      @JohnSmith-ud9ex 11 дней назад +1

      Bugger... beat me to it ! = )

    • @jerrycann9072
      @jerrycann9072 11 дней назад +26

      And a nice coincidental nod to the Battle of Balaclava in the Crimean War. I'm sure Tennyson would approve!

    • @anthonykiley2396
      @anthonykiley2396 11 дней назад +6

      😂

    • @ratagris21
      @ratagris21 11 дней назад +11

      With or without toilet 🚽 paper they rolled in.

    • @lancepharker
      @lancepharker 11 дней назад +16

      ♫ kazoo rendition of Flight of the Valkyrie ♫

  • @LillyRocket
    @LillyRocket 11 дней назад +163

    "Comrades, we have officially run out of combat worthy vehicles. You will now use your personal vehicles or walk, as it were."

    • @MKD-fe5vf
      @MKD-fe5vf 11 дней назад +8

      Your choice.

    • @Freedbird
      @Freedbird 10 дней назад +11

      Dare 'em to ask for milage reimbursement.

    • @friedrichjunzt
      @friedrichjunzt 10 дней назад

      For the Emperor!!!!!!

  • @RichardAHolt
    @RichardAHolt 11 дней назад +110

    Russia's latest secret weapon: Lada Assault Battalion. Goes as well as expected.

  • @TheGreatSteve
    @TheGreatSteve 11 дней назад +149

    World leaders should ring up Putin, ask him if his army's all right, and then point out how embarrassing this is.

    • @JustSomeCanuck
      @JustSomeCanuck 11 дней назад +19

      "Putin, is your fridge running? Da? It's probably headed away from the front."

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 10 дней назад

      "Baby wan baba? You wan more tanky wankies? Pooty gon poo poo?" 😂😂

  • @Spectrecontrol
    @Spectrecontrol 11 дней назад +218

    Thank you for choosing Uber, we hope you enjoyed your ride

    • @hattimounattimou8258
      @hattimounattimou8258 11 дней назад +15

      uber raids

    • @enpakeksi765
      @enpakeksi765 10 дней назад

      @@hattimounattimou8258 Uber rides for uber orcs.

    • @dalehill6127
      @dalehill6127 10 дней назад +6

      I think perhaps a better name for the russian version is 'unter' though...

    • @stephenthomas3085
      @stephenthomas3085 10 дней назад

      Or a black cab: ''Sarf of Nadezhdynka this time of night...? Nah sorry mate....''

    • @cyclewisconsin105
      @cyclewisconsin105 10 дней назад +2

      They ordered Uber m-eats.

  • @earlchapman8729
    @earlchapman8729 11 дней назад +284

    If this doesn’t illustrate desperation, I don’t know what does. Skateboards and unicycles are likely to be used next at this rate.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 11 дней назад +60

      If they start using scooters they better check them first...

    • @zealous2878
      @zealous2878 11 дней назад +15

      @@davidg3944😂

    • @col0342
      @col0342 11 дней назад +18

      But not scooters, those have been proven dangerous.

    • @joeordinary209
      @joeordinary209 11 дней назад +32

      @@davidg3944 They have already used e scooters 😂 There is videos about it, did not end so good....

    • @insane5375
      @insane5375 11 дней назад +21

      Google it, they’ve already been using small electric scooters :)

  • @HKim0072
    @HKim0072 11 дней назад +71

    Just seems like they are trying to overwhelm UA defenses with mad rushes and manpower.

  • @zibbitybibbitybop
    @zibbitybibbitybop 11 дней назад +95

    Half a mile, half a mile
    Half a mile onward
    All in the treeline of Death
    Rode the six Ladas
    "Forward, the Shite Brigade!
    Drive for the guns!"
    Stuck at the treeline of Death
    Were the six Ladas.
    ~ Tennyson, probably

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 11 дней назад +12

      Underrated comment! Wanted to create my own version but I only know the Dutch adaptation, this one is perfect

    • @CaptApple
      @CaptApple 10 дней назад +7

      YOU win my Intarwebs today.

    • @foamer443
      @foamer443 10 дней назад +5

      Tennysovkavech Comrade

  • @ColinPacker
    @ColinPacker 11 дней назад +56

    Merely a feint to distract from the charge of the pushbike battalion in another sector.

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 11 дней назад +10

      Rickshaw battalion.

  • @MultiPetercool
    @MultiPetercool 11 дней назад +30

    Shite Brigade! I nearly wet my pants laughing!

  • @bobgnarley1
    @bobgnarley1 11 дней назад +36

    Charge of the Lada suitcase brigade Lol

  • @Delete_DeLolz
    @Delete_DeLolz 10 дней назад +31

    Kelly's Zeros

    • @yoda204
      @yoda204 10 дней назад +4

      HAHAHA

    • @johndelben53
      @johndelben53 10 дней назад +5

      WHAT'S NEXT GOLF CART PATROL

  • @TheRealKhannie
    @TheRealKhannie 11 дней назад +61

    Keep up the good work, Saneth. Sent what I could. Happy Christmas with love from Ireland.

    • @rjelt5648
      @rjelt5648 11 дней назад +3

      Wow! You and Saneth are an example for many many people to follow. Merry Christmas.

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 10 дней назад

      Yeah, I'm finally getting off my duff and sending a contribution to Saneth.

  • @JeffBilkins
    @JeffBilkins 11 дней назад +33

    Whacky Races 2024

  • @patrickbruhn3483
    @patrickbruhn3483 11 дней назад +57

    We are almost there, this is essentially the horse and wagon stage of WWII.

    • @vsvnrg3263
      @vsvnrg3263 11 дней назад +2

      careful! you'll give them ideas.

    • @enpakeksi765
      @enpakeksi765 10 дней назад

      @@vsvnrg3263 They will eat the horse and use the wagon as firewood.

    • @robbybuffenbarger531
      @robbybuffenbarger531 10 дней назад +5

      Germany in WW2 was always a majority horse army, they did a lot of propaganda work to get you to not think that today, really the only countries to not use a ton of horses was Britain and the US because of the bren carrier and jeeps,

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 10 дней назад

      ​@@robbybuffenbarger531Germany did eventually try to motorize their infantry during Barbarossa. Which, was far too late.

    • @lector-dogmatixsicarii1537
      @lector-dogmatixsicarii1537 10 дней назад +2

      ​@@robbybuffenbarger531 The US was the only fully mechanized army, because it had reason to be, and it had the consolidated resources in a virtually untouchable defensive position to do so. The number was less in total than others of the rest of the world, but the British military still used horses by the thousands.

  • @gawkthimm6030
    @gawkthimm6030 11 дней назад +36

    I think it indicates which kind of unit this was, a "meat-wave" storm-Z assault formations. Likely forced by barrier troops. My guess is that any "lack of equipment" in Russian units are extremly variable by how well connected their commanders are and how high they are on the "resupply priority lists"...

  • @foowashere
    @foowashere 11 дней назад +30

    Re logistics at 01:33, it will surely *lead* to bad logistics, as these type of vehicles make up a lot of the frontline support. They might even have been confiscated from private soldier-owners as there’s been a recent crackdown on civilian registration vehicles.
    Thanks for making and sharing! 🇺🇦🇸🇪

  • @col0342
    @col0342 11 дней назад +19

    The drivers of the Renault Taxi de la Marne had the common-sense to get the soldiers to the front line, but not into de battle.

  • @industrialathlete6096
    @industrialathlete6096 11 дней назад +114

    Russia is running out of Darwin Awards! What will they substitute Next?🤣

    • @bikechainmic
      @bikechainmic 11 дней назад +12

      putin award? For extreme gullability???

    • @juhajuntunen7866
      @juhajuntunen7866 11 дней назад

      Creatonist award from ex-kgb priests church.

    • @zacharyzier314
      @zacharyzier314 11 дней назад

      Blyat Award for Blyat

    • @christopherrobinson7541
      @christopherrobinson7541 10 дней назад

      Next! has huge discounts in the *SALES* commencing Boxing Day 26th Dec 2024, get your Gold, SIlver and Bronze awards, while stocks last, offer ends 20th Jan 2025, when all bets are off. Apart from our closing down sale which starts on 20th Jan 2025.
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  • @irenafarm
    @irenafarm 11 дней назад +20

    Did they just call Lyft to get to the battlefield? 😱

  • @mrHBarry
    @mrHBarry 10 дней назад +25

    Thank you everyone who helps and supports Ukraine.

  • @DarkestAlice
    @DarkestAlice 10 дней назад +4

    Thank you, Suchomimus, for another excellent and interesting episode. Thank you, Sanath, for all that you do for Ukraine. Merry Bonkmas to all!
    🇺🇦 Перемоги та миру всім українцям! 🇺🇦

  • @POEMS466
    @POEMS466 11 дней назад +10

    Attack using civilian vehicles!? Looks like the work of General Screwup & Major Catastrophe.

  • @alanmcmillan6969
    @alanmcmillan6969 11 дней назад +41

    For the russians, Business as usual.

  • @angelosasso1653
    @angelosasso1653 10 дней назад +5

    "Only the best of us will have the luxury of an armoured vehicle but you comrade will be assigned to the Lada squat!"

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 11 дней назад +23

    Eventually Russia won't even have cars left, and their cavalry units will be actual cavalry, as in horse-riding fools.

    • @onwardsToTheFuture
      @onwardsToTheFuture 11 дней назад

      True, unless they eat them all before.... remember that Vladolf said that the average russian consumes more meat than Europeans during his tv address

  • @jameskennedy6207
    @jameskennedy6207 11 дней назад +10

    Wow. Slava Ukraine. 🇺🇦

  • @julie-jx2jm
    @julie-jx2jm 9 дней назад +2

    I find All of your videos interesting 😊🇬🇧❤️🇺🇦

  • @matthewbooth9265
    @matthewbooth9265 11 дней назад +17

    Your humour is why I bought your book, charge of the shit3 brigade indeed....plus i to like dinosaurs. Alas I won't get to read it as I got it as a gift for a friend but i'll get meaningful feed back and maybe chance to read it sometime when he's done with it.

  • @keithcombs4349
    @keithcombs4349 11 дней назад +21

    Another round of free Ladas for families...

    • @user-McGiver
      @user-McGiver 11 дней назад

      That was the first week of the war, followed soon by a sheep and a sack of potatoes, and later frozen fish. Now, thet hide the deaths and save the trash they use for money.

    • @lopezb
      @lopezb 11 дней назад +11

      Sorry all the Ladas were sent to the Front....

    • @keithcombs4349
      @keithcombs4349 11 дней назад

      @@lopezb Lol, true.

    • @juhajuntunen7866
      @juhajuntunen7866 11 дней назад +2

      Lost one at frontline with husband and they put you waiting list (can not made new one, because sanctions)

  • @OneThousandDayMilitaryOperatio
    @OneThousandDayMilitaryOperatio 11 дней назад +15

    Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

  • @onwardsToTheFuture
    @onwardsToTheFuture 11 дней назад +8

    Thanks, Juzzie! No depth left unexplored by the orcs... I remember seeing a video recently of a ru soldier saying that these cars and motorbikes only have enough fuel for one way... not sure how credible that is, given that the rule of three is probably beyond your average orc commander.
    However, if we start seeing civilian assault vehicles stopped mid-way before being hit by UAVs or cluster ammo, then that could be a reason🤣🤣🤣
    Keep up your great work!

    • @SuperRede4u
      @SuperRede4u 10 дней назад

      With the way that Ukraine has been targeted anything fuel related [refineries, depots, gas stations] it not so far fetched that the orcs have a fuel shortage which would make even more sense for the minimum fuel to get to the front lines but not return trip.

  • @Sofus.
    @Sofus. 11 дней назад +15

    Less Christmas presents Putin has again shown his superior intellect.🎄

  • @dirkvader6096
    @dirkvader6096 10 дней назад +6

    It is a sign of serious desperation, no matter the cause. If it is a temporary logistics problem, then any reasonable commander would have postponed the assault. Even if you assume the humans have zero value, the cars and the gear they carried has. Unless they carried toy rifles of course.

  • @joeordinary209
    @joeordinary209 11 дней назад +8

    If this would be a film, it would be laughed at as total utopy :)

  • @crazyabbit
    @crazyabbit 11 дней назад +4

    China can supply the Russians with all the golf carts they want, but can the Russians actually afford to pay for them in a currency that is worth anything?

    • @Firehawk0469
      @Firehawk0469 10 дней назад

      Nesting dolls painted to look like the Xi family

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 11 дней назад +13

    those vehicles cost less than the shells used to demilitarize them

  • @134StormShadow
    @134StormShadow 11 дней назад +9

    Not much to say really.... stupidity, desperation or maybe hoping AFU would think they were civilians???

  • @alandevries7170
    @alandevries7170 10 дней назад +1

    Thanks, Sucho.

  • @piuxie
    @piuxie 10 дней назад +4

    This shows that what other youtubers are talking and showing about the low to non existant vehicles on the armor depots across russia is correct.

  • @Damien.D
    @Damien.D 10 дней назад +2

    When the expression "throw everything at the enemy" is taken literally.

  • @3characterhandlerequired
    @3characterhandlerequired 11 дней назад +15

    I started to look out for white flags. Because that does not make any sense unless they are trying to defect and surrender. Didn't see one though, so that's just weird. OTOH Russia might actually have armored vehicle shortage. Old (initially huge) soviet stock is used, what is left is what they can produce, and that is not as much as they are losing.

    • @JohnTomasini-q4c
      @JohnTomasini-q4c 10 дней назад +1

      It's time the Pope to tell Russia, "to have the courage to wave the white flag".

    • @CalgarGTX
      @CalgarGTX 10 дней назад +1

      sorry there is a shortage of white flags too

  • @raymondg7565
    @raymondg7565 11 дней назад +2

    👍 thanks for your work.

  • @kevinp2593
    @kevinp2593 10 дней назад +1

    Thanks Sucho 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🤩🕶️🇺🇸

  • @MM22966
    @MM22966 10 дней назад +2

    "Comrades, we have a new, brilliant strategy to combined arms warfare!"
    "What is that, comrade commander?"
    "Carpooling."

  • @sequoiasemperviren3163
    @sequoiasemperviren3163 11 дней назад +6

    Once again I am reminded of that battle scene in the last Planet of the Apes. What a turkey of a movie.

  • @juhajuntunen7866
    @juhajuntunen7866 11 дней назад +4

    Attack of Light Lada Brigade. Goes as planned but stopped unexpectedly.

  • @SuperRetroTheater
    @SuperRetroTheater 11 дней назад +8

    Russia is is getting more like Warhammer 40k Orkz than LotR orcs everyday.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 10 дней назад

      Nah, 40k orcs are cool as hell. Don't taint their good name by comparing them to Russians.

  • @GG-si7fw
    @GG-si7fw 11 дней назад +12

    I get the use of technicals, but this is straight out of Mad Max or Steve Jackson Games Car Wars.

    • @sammiller6631
      @sammiller6631 10 дней назад +2

      Steve Jackson Games Car Wars? Damn, that's nearly 50 years old now.

  • @neilmantle4662
    @neilmantle4662 10 дней назад +1

    Only explanation is that Russia thinks the UA drone operators aim will be hindered by their laughter .

  • @nyttag7830
    @nyttag7830 10 дней назад +1

    According to plan 🤗

  • @eleventwelves
    @eleventwelves 10 дней назад +5

    Russia saving the best for last?😅

  • @Vegane_Atombombe
    @Vegane_Atombombe 11 дней назад +11

    Is that the teaser trailer for "Destruction Derby 3" or is it "Carmageddon 6"?

  • @PeterLorimer-ji5ut
    @PeterLorimer-ji5ut 11 дней назад +2

    "Charge of the Shyte Brigade" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hifinsword
    @hifinsword 7 дней назад +1

    Russia started Putin's WAR with tanks and APCs. Then they had to switch to civilian trucks and vans. Once those were destroyed the Russians started using motorcycles. Now they are even using electric scooters. Victory to Ukraine! 💙💛💙💛💙💛

  • @cyclewisconsin105
    @cyclewisconsin105 10 дней назад +2

    I think that last vehicle was a VW Beetle and had 13 Russian (clowns) Generals coming out.

  • @MM22966
    @MM22966 10 дней назад +1

    Covert Cabal called it. They running out.

  • @truthseeker6116
    @truthseeker6116 11 дней назад +2

    A definite sign of Armoured vehicles shortages.

  • @kfrerix9777
    @kfrerix9777 11 дней назад +4

    Has to be a Twitter brigade. Who goes into battle with a camouflage vehicle and a giant red flag?

  • @Mrc172
    @Mrc172 11 дней назад +4

    It'll be penny-farthings by February.😂

  • @zipperpillow
    @zipperpillow 11 дней назад +2

    They are issuing used flip-flops at basic training. Some still have feet attached.

  • @Elmachable
    @Elmachable 11 дней назад +7

    What about that video of three guys on electric scooters

  • @d.t.4523
    @d.t.4523 10 дней назад

    Thank you, keep working.

  • @Defiant1940
    @Defiant1940 10 дней назад

    It's staggering to think, this was once thought of as the second most powerful military in the world!

  • @armandsbernaus5260
    @armandsbernaus5260 11 дней назад +3

    Weird, cars and pickups are about as noticable as normal BMPs and BTRs while have zero protection against anything. I wonder why they stopped using dirt bikes and quads. They had some success in the past with them. It is the ultimate tradeoff of speed over armour.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 11 дней назад

      I doubt that they have stopped using dirt bikes. The situation is just that currently the dirt bikes are in a situation where they work fine. Ergo we aren't seeing as many videos of Ukrainians crushing units using them.

  • @anzelmasmatutis2500
    @anzelmasmatutis2500 11 дней назад +4

    Putin called and the Russians agreed to become occupiers.
    Assets like Mrs.Navalnaya still preaching that occupiers are Martians and not Russians.

  • @Patriot-q2t
    @Patriot-q2t 11 дней назад +1

    Makes u wonder what the heck really wants out of this insane carnage. Has to be oil.

  • @DougguoD
    @DougguoD 10 дней назад +1

    Orcs don't care about losses, wouldn't you love to be an orc 🤷🏽‍♂

  • @stunningandbased5516
    @stunningandbased5516 11 дней назад +17

    Mfw Battlefield 4 tactics dont always work out in real life

    • @SCH292
      @SCH292 11 дней назад +6

      "Toyota pickup tactics" might work and proven tactic in the middle east but it might not work in Ukraine.

    • @r_dva3301
      @r_dva3301 11 дней назад +2

      there are no civilian cars in bf4

    • @darnoc4470
      @darnoc4470 11 дней назад +1

      Hey, we didn't see any Quads or Buggys with C4 so far, we shouldn't rush to conclusions that fast

    • @TempoMontages
      @TempoMontages 11 дней назад

      russia is winning aka gaining ground but at a big cost

    • @pnakek
      @pnakek 11 дней назад +6

      @@TempoMontages gaining ground is NOT the same as winning, rusbot. no matter how many times you keep posting that desperate cope, it ain't making it true. Germany advanced all the way to moscow- does that mean they won?

  • @PhilSallaway
    @PhilSallaway 10 дней назад

    Charge of the Lada Brigade Da ..!

  • @simonbattle0001
    @simonbattle0001 10 дней назад +1

    Slava Ukrayini!

  • @charlesburgoyne-probyn6044
    @charlesburgoyne-probyn6044 11 дней назад +6

    Going for broke

  • @wil895
    @wil895 11 дней назад +3

    Have seen them on scooters

  • @msumungo
    @msumungo 10 дней назад +1

    Experimental luck-based ground attack in a war that has lasted 3 years in the same region.
    What next? Magic-based ground attack?

  • @grunherzjg-5443
    @grunherzjg-5443 10 дней назад

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💚🇺🇦✌️

  • @demiller74
    @demiller74 10 дней назад

    These guys needed to watch Lethal Weapon. Seriously that station wagon basically disappeared.

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 11 дней назад +1

    I've previously heard the term "battle taxi" but this is ridiculous.

  • @paulmurray8922
    @paulmurray8922 11 дней назад +2

    So Russia, watching what HTS did in Syria, tries its hand at a Technicals assault. But Ukraine ain't Syria.😏

  • @JimmyBagOfDonuts
    @JimmyBagOfDonuts 11 дней назад +2

    New title:
    Pacleds fight war with clown cars

  • @minecraftfox4384
    @minecraftfox4384 10 дней назад +1

    This ain't Africa, technicals aren't gonna work lol

  • @josedonizetidores5091
    @josedonizetidores5091 11 дней назад +1

    🇺🇦🤝🇪🇺💪

  • @johnfallon6906
    @johnfallon6906 11 дней назад +7

    🎯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🎯

  • @StormchaserJockMcGinty
    @StormchaserJockMcGinty 10 дней назад

    When all your recruits are 60 years old the average Lada is about all they can climb into

  • @dsfs17987
    @dsfs17987 11 дней назад +2

    from army to mad max in 3 years...

  • @Broadsword999
    @Broadsword999 11 дней назад +5

    Clearly inspired by Mad Max. I mean they should get a copywrite strike at least.

  • @xdmilos1
    @xdmilos1 10 дней назад +1

    🇺🇦💪🏻

  • @armchairwanderer1287
    @armchairwanderer1287 10 дней назад +1

    💙🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💛

  • @ep8029
    @ep8029 8 дней назад

    I bet they weren't even taxed and MOTed either...

  • @kmarks97236
    @kmarks97236 10 дней назад +1

    When will the ruzzie troops put a stop to this?

  • @dylanduff9645
    @dylanduff9645 10 дней назад +1

    Another one of bunker grandpas strategic chess moves lmao

  • @MarkRider
    @MarkRider 11 дней назад +1

    Thin skinned civilian vehicles Vs artillery and land mines. Could the outcome be predicted?

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 10 дней назад +2

    Dude I know they are terrible but this is just ridiculous. They're driving stolen cars into a battlefield over and over again and it's NEVER successful lmao.

  • @harrym740
    @harrym740 11 дней назад +6

    Penal battalion?😅

  • @d3nza482
    @d3nza482 11 дней назад +1

    Just another day ending in -y.
    They had to start using cars since the beginning of the year as that's about the time they started running low on tanks and the focus shifted onto AFVs and civilian vehicles.
    Ukrainians reported destroying over 2400 cars and cisterns in both October and November. They're a bit behind the schedule for this month, holidays and all.

  • @adamkolano6817
    @adamkolano6817 10 дней назад

    In Lada and still vining and progressing Nice

  • @jasonalmendra3823
    @jasonalmendra3823 10 дней назад

    The Lord Humongous.

  • @yomama9712
    @yomama9712 11 дней назад +5

    Wrong turn to the liquorstore?

    • @em945
      @em945 11 дней назад

      🤣

  • @JamesMurphy-ry2mx
    @JamesMurphy-ry2mx 11 дней назад +2

    Seven words or more for the algorithm. Slava Ukraine ! 🇺🇦

  • @eltanko178
    @eltanko178 8 дней назад

    The mystery to me is how that Ford F-350 got there.

  • @cel777
    @cel777 11 дней назад +1

    Next time they'll try E-scooters.