I Crashed My Hovercraft During Hurricane Idalia (IT HURT BAD)
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2023
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I've always had successful hover crafting trips, but today did NOT go as planned! I screwed up big time... My SCAT is toast!
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I forgot u still even owned the hovercraft
If you are not sendin, then you are just pretendin! lol
Stay safe out there brother.
You guys better not laugh while you watch this video
😂😂
I laughed sorry bro
LOL 🙂
Sorry, too late brother!
Anybody that laughs after seeing that is kinda f'ed up in my opinion.
Cleets the only guy to make 20mph more dangerous then 6 second drag cars
I made 2 mph very dangerous once booiiii
I risk my life every day and go home and cut my hand open on a plastic laundry basket.
Almost a clean quadriplegic neck break right there.
Your son was almost about to grow up spoon feeding you.
@@greggb557he should definitely stay in a corner of his room rest of his life so nothing happens to him
20mph is more dangerous than a 6 second drag car because you likely are not wearing a helmet, HANS, and neck brace, and you sure as hell aren't in a chromoly protective cage.
Maddies laughing , the ripped pants, and the missing croc made it that much funnier😂
I love how Maddie's first reaction is to laugh, then ask if he's ok.. and continues to laugh while he's explaining what happened.. she's a keeper lol
You sure about that
@@Freddy_Confetti yes lol
@@Freddy_Confettiis that sarcasm?
@RedYacht of course! If my fiance's first reaction isn't laughter at something absurd happening to me, I know it's over lol
@@Freddy_Confetti what a weird question
😂😂 seeing Cleetus covered in grass, dumbfounded saying “I thought I was gonna go for a nice ride then I just scorpioned over the top of it.” Pure comedy gold. Glad you are alright big dawg.❤😂
"dumbfounded" is the perfect word🤣🤣
Lmao the little bit he pulled off his neck cracked me up
Florida men just are drawn to the swamp
Maddie is truly meant for cleet. First reaction laugh second reaction zoom in to make sure video is good and finally and ask if he’s ok. 😂
And than to ask for the damage assessment on the hovercraft and not him 😂
In THAT EXACT order too! She is one of a kind!😂😂
Hilarious 😆
dont forget also filming the big hole in his shorts as well just putting him all on blast
@@thecannabisrandy Filming the big hole in his shorts, without saying anything to him about it is what had me laughing!
You and Maddie interacting warms my soul. They say friends check up on you when you crash, and best friends know how tough of a sonovagun you are and they laugh first(i dunno, it's a hard paraphrase)
Friends ask “hey are you okay you hit the ground pretty hard” and best friends ask “how’d the floor taste dude” 😂
Damn bro, you hit hard. Hope you’re ok. Those are the kinds of accidents that remind us we aren’t as young as we once were.
For real ... pinched nerve / bulged disc def possible after some shit like this.
I guarantee he was feeling it after the adrenaline wore off, just because people pop right up after it happens doesn’t mean they’re not injured, they just don’t know it yet.
I made it past 50, and I have plenty of stupid injuries. They all add up and start to suck a lot more when you get older. But don't lift boys! Don't lift!
Luckily he wore his helmet and the ground was soft from the rain ,otherwise could have been really bad..
Maddie's "Can we assess the damage? Not of YOU, of the hovercraft!" Absolutely killed me! He's all covered in mud and grass, missing a Croc and torn shorts and she's wanting to check out the damage on the hovercraft!
That's why she is the right one for Cleet!! Top vid XD
You forgot an s lmao
@@budgetbuilt8838 nope, I found the ass
Also the genuinely concerned gasp when he crashes, and then the laughter afterwards haha. That's how you know
I legit laughed my ass off at the vegetation growing out of Cleet's neck post-crash. 🤣
I love Madi first laughing while her husband is being mangled by a hover craft and then asking him if he’s OK 🤣. Marriage goals
That’s true love 🤣😂😂
Guy crashes twice in a row 😂
Exactly. I hope he figures things out sooner rather than later
I agree, I was laughing at her laughing at him, then I was Like oh snap, tell me he's ok!
Life insurance policy has to be nice
Maddie with the scorpion joke is priceless. 😂😂😂
At first I thought the fence was the only accident. I almost backed out thinking.. "well that was very anti-climatic!"
But stay tuned folks! Things get a bit more spicy a couple minutes after the crash into the fence! Imagine what
could've happened if you didn't have your helmet on! Thank god you wore one! 😆
The fact you managed to crash twice with absolutely zero peer pressure is hilarious dude 🤣 that said, I’m very glad you’re okay. Go win at Bristol this weekend to make up for it, brother!!!
Trying to show off to the wife lmfao
The zero peer pressure is key here 😂
Peer pressure is when he dials it back
Props to the fence builder. That thing didn’t budge! Glad your okay cleeter!
I WAS GONNA SAY PROPS TO THE POND BUILDER 😂 IT DIDNT MOVE EITHER😂😂😂😂
That fence is now rated as hurricane and hovercraft Proof....🤣🤣🤣
Madi had lots of fun😅
I love how she enjoys the shenanigans Clet is doing ❤
dude I couldnt with Maddie's laughing. Im almost in tears watching this... You two were 100% made for each other.
Good thing draft kings wanted that raptor logo covered I’d never have even paid attention to it 😂
Went straight to comments to find yours. My thoughts exactly
likely the other way around. Ford doesn't want their brand appearing in other ads.
Right
@@MX304Either way they're both pssies for caring Lol
Weird thing is these companies own that ad and can use it as they wish. So theyre making sure ford don't sue for making a profit using their logo. Kind of like how most tv shows only use generic non branded clothing.
Damn that could have ended very badly. With a giraffe neck there's a whole lot of torque on the vertebrae when you land on it. Glad Cleetus is okay!
I know someone that burst a disc in their spine falling on their butt roller blading
he's gonna be a sore giraffe in the morning, that's for sure.
My 70+ year old dad just recovered from C2 popping (hangman's fracture) on a farm equipment fall. Stuff like this is not really as funny as Cleeter's wife made it sound. Doing nothing for 6 weeks in a brace isn't exactly fun.
When the giraffe scorpions himself on a hovercraft after a hurricane, you know the world is crazy. I love Maddies reaction. Great lady laughs and loves you. 🤙🏽
Oh wow 🤣 that was one hell of a dismount right there. 🤣
Glad you're ok and thanks for the entertainment 💪🏼💪🏼
Maddi laughing because you scorpioned over the bars is why you two are meant for each other
She's savage 🤣
Her words of support during one of Leroy Jr's test runs was basically "Don't be a b*tch out there" lmao
Watching cleet walk around soaking wet with torn shorts and 1 croc with Maddie laughing at him is just what I needed today 😂.
Had to settle a BS legal dispute for $80k today and this makes me feel slightly better.
Hell ya brother!
Thank god you're alright dude. And props for actually posting the blunders. It shows even the best people make mistakes
The fact that Maddie never stoped laughing shows what a perfect wife she is
I haven’t laughed so hard in so fricken long, Maddi trying to control her laughter cus she felt bad is what killed me. Not the mention the ripped shorts that topped me off 😂 that was literally gold
All of that was pure gold, but what had me crying was the look of pure, unadulterated dumbfoundedness on his face at 12:07 when he's trying to put together what happened. Then finding the croc right where he left it... I'm dead 😂😂😂
Maddie roasting him was the best part.
The ripped shorts and one missing shoe
Maddie Yelling 🦂 I am dying!!!!
The ripped shorts and missing croc. Lmfao
Cleetus is becoming the LS George of the boat world. No fence is safe.
Garza...
@@brianwright9514 you are not wrong! I was just remembering the Fiero fiasco
@@brianwright9514, My first thought too! Lol
I have never laughed so hard at a cleeter video! Glad your ok! Your conversation after is what got me. Hilarious 😅
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the sheer size of this man’s yard 😮 glad you are okay man
It's not often we see the whole back side of the yard, what a lot!
I think that is a Freedom County
@@samoksner
still wasnt big enough...
How long does that take to mow lmao
Not just that but the grass , just damn.
This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen, combination of cleets expert hover craft driving (flying?) and Maddie’s pristine camera operator skills, and commentary, made me laugh so hard.
@6:30 and for a couple of minutes i wouldve bet the farm he was going to take out a tree. When i saw it was a fence i lost it.
EDIT- LOL HOLY SHIEEEEETTTTT IT WASNT OVER. DUDE IS MISSING A CROC, ABD HAS TORN CLOTHES
Cleet is a certified pilot now. He was just trying to use those skills here. Lmao
We can say now we’ve seen a giraffe do a scorpion and it looked painful
You are a good crasher. The wife is a keeper, she didn't scream and panic.
She didn’t run because she’s pregnant
Florida man at it again! The, "wtf went wrong?!" Crash scene walkabout was hilarious! 😂 been there too many times
Stand back, hovercraft professional here! Glad you were wearing a helmet. The torn shorts killed it 😂
bet that thigh is killing him, pretty sure that thigh took out a handle bar, and neck looked cranked, ps did same thing on motorcyle...pavement hurts even slow speed over the bars.
I think he got the handle bar in the butt.
Thank you for giving me a laugh on a day I for sure needed it. But all I can say besides that is NICE SHORTS!!!
That could've ended much worse. So glad you're OK Cleet!
Damn, I definitely wasn't expecting that giant scorpion, nor was I expecting that one croc to remain seated! 😂 Glad you're okay, Bud! That one croc walk back to the pond had me in tears.
The croc was the best part. Already primed to laugh from the scorpion and the croc just decided to sit this one out. 😂
I just love that Madi is recording the antics and laughing at Cleetus like any good wife would 😆
Dude you got a winner with her! My dad and I have the same curse of laughing when someone gets hurt! I loved hearing her Crack up! My wife would of been crying and screaming and thought I died! She's a real one!
Love this content, it’s definitely great stress relief after work. But I can’t wait to see more drag content with mullet and McFlurry, but we need to see another build on ruby asap! I miss the old vids, and crazy build videos
Love how Maddie laughs instead of freaking out that was a hard hit haha
For Cleet, she laughs. Guaranteed she won't laugh 1 bit when Lil Rip does this on his first dirt bike.
yeah and she doesn't get mad at all, some women would be like, "thats it no more hovercrafts" and be freaking, but she couldn't stop laughing, thats a solid gal right there!
The crazy thing is that could have easily been a fatal crash it doesn't take much when your falling like that he could have broken his neck easy or been hit in the chest with the hovercraft
Your wife should run the camera more I just can't help but laugh when she does. Instant magic with her and Georgy on that camera! Love y'all be safe this weekend, have a blast!
Yea George was 1 of the best additions Imo i loiked fasterprom but George was a peacock and needed to fly 😂
Might be my favorite video of 2023.... Thanks Cleeter.
Made for some great content brother! Glad your safe man!✌️
Maddie's commentary is the absolute best part of this video 🤣
Can we take a second to appreciate Cleeter sharing this with us. Glad you didn’t break yourself my guy. ❤
😂 that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. With Maddie laughing and then getting up with the ripped shorts and missing the croc I started 😭. Ahhh glad I went back watching some videos I missed
Wow scorpion that was crazy Glad your ok and Hovercrafts can be fixed Great job videoing😂😂😂😂😂
That’s gonna leave a mark. Hope you’re really ok, brother.
Definitely gonna feel that one in the morning. Madi laughed so hard I lost it.
Haha ya I laughed as much as Maddie 😅😂
with all the crazy stuff he does, he hurts himself on his most goofy machine lol
Definitely going to hurt his pride and confidence in hovercrafting for a bit
That had me crying!!! I'm glad you are ok and you live to hover another day! I love how Maddie did what any good friend does and laughs but tries to hide it until they make sure you are not completely broken!😂
This is a banger lol!! You and Madi's connection is awesome.
You are that one kid that our parents hated, but we loved. Always into something, always has a good time, has contagious energy, and the day always ends up with a trip to the ER.
after the second crash you can hear Maddie giggling behind the camera, but trying to be concerned and care about her husband whilst holding back the laughter, bless her it is hard not to laugh when someone eats the dirt and pond water lol.
First off Cleetus, props for always having a helmet on. 👍 as a fellow father, I have been the idiot. But as Travis Pastrana said " With age you get a cage" (film: 199 lives). Stay safe brother, your son and the rest of us want many more years of Cleetus.
PRETTY sure that's an insurance thing , when we had our track the insurance was extremely adamant that EVERYONE wore a helmet... not a lot of insurance companies out there for race tracks so i'm sure he's probably using the same one
your comment makes no since he is at home so are you saying his own health insurance is what he uses for his track insurance i doubt it ones probably way higher in rates then the other and he has a helmet on cuz he is going pretty fast and it was the smart thing to do for himself and for his family sakes so i doubt it was just a insurance thing bud @@Hard_Right
I'm just glad you didn't scorp into the fence! I definitely laughed way too hard at the second crash. Glad you're alright
I'm surprised you made it that long before plowing in. Glad ya made it out ok. Love to see the craft back out, hopefully you fix it back up.
It's halarious that your wife knows you so well and tells you exactly what you want to hear!! You were going pretty FAST It impressed me!!! Way freaking cool.
That crock that didn't move got me! 😂 Glad youre ok, brother!
Glad you guys are ok. Good to have Maddie behind the camera again. ♥️🇺🇲
We love you Maddie! 🇺🇲♥️
I’m glad you’re ok. That was funny af!!!
Maddie’s constant laughing made this!!! Glad you’re not hurt but I was laughing because of maddie laughing!!! Epic
She laughed instead of panicking and yelling, she’s a keeper!
I can't lie, I am in pieces 😂😂😂
Wifey was laughing at you and I was howling when you barrel rolled over the handlebars!!
The trudge back to assess the damage with torn shorts, and one croc was the moment I couldn't stop. 😂😂
Thank you for the laugh, after a shit shift at work.
Same 😅😅😅
nothing brings you down man,keep up the good work.
The majority of this video is Maddie casually recording Cleetus playing with one of his random toys and I absolutely love it
Hearing maddie just giggle the hole time talking to cleet is pure gold 😂
It’s soooo funny that your lass couldn’t stop laughing at you,she’s a keeper
this is the most wholesome, funniest cleet video ive seen
Cleetus when from a happy RUclipsr to a war torn veteran real quick…the defeat on his face and the ripped shorts minus one crock had me dying 😂
Not many people can say they ran themself over with a hovercraft, but you certainly can! Glad you are alright!
underrated comment! AHA
My dads favorite quote. " If you are going to be dumb, you have to be tough" great video
Cleetus easily enough could have not posted this. And yet here he is! You the man Cleetus!
Glad you are ok Cleet! The way you were dazed and confused after that nosedive had me worried for a min. Helmet saved me once too. Safety gear FTW!
Dude your positive attitude in every video is what keeps me goin man. Glad you’re okay smart move on the helmet
One thing I learned earlier in life. When something bad happens you have 2 ways to deal with it. You can get pissed off,yell,scream,throw stuff.. Or you can just take it as a oops ,ok gotta fix this situation. Remaining calm, and in control.... Either way you have to deal with and fix the problem.. This I used as my philosophy at work , leading a team... Freaking out, getting mad, cussing up a storm makes you look like you aren't good at what you do and it's unprofessional. No one wants to be around that, let alone work with someone like that... When it comes down to it, no one wants to get yelled at, cussed at, in your face screaming for a mistake or whatever the situation may be..
Best thing i have watched in along time .. Thanks Cleetus
This was the best video yet. Glad you didnt get too hurt but the aftermath with missing croc, ripped shorts, grass and mud and the shock of what had happened with Maddi giggling was gold. The new Scorpion King😂
Best video ever ! Glad to see your family’s safe brother. Do it for dale this weekend .
Only way to do it.
10:29 idk about that dude hurt his neck really bad we almost lost Cleetus
@@connoisseuroftigolbitts yeah guy has a family now
So good. Lmao. Glad your OK. My wife has never watched a full Cleetus video with me until this one. We were both crying laughing. Madi laughing behind the Camera makes it even better. Lol.
It was the Maddie laughing at the scorpion for me!!!😂😂
OMG haha, literally died laughing, that has to be one of the funniest Cleet videos I’ve seen in a very long time. Madi giggling just made it even better. Glad you ok though for real. Wow. Haha.
Damn dude that could’ve effed your giraffe neck up. Glad you are ok
Too far🤣🤣🤣
I just love how Maddie just laughs!!😂😂😂😂
I have not laughed that hard at a video in a LONG time!!!😂😂😂😂 Madie laughing her ass off even made it more funny!! Not one bit concerned about ol cleeters wellbeing. She was just impressed with his form on his scorpion!! Ohhh that's funny shit!!
Keep her laughing like that and we'll be proud. These are the videos Ripper will share with his friends in 15 years when they ask "What's dad really like?"
🤮🤮🤮🤮 cringe
@@ArthurTugwell that's first sentence was indeed very very cringe, lol. The second one was a good point, though.
The more she laughs the harder i laugh. Lol
@@Hawaiian_88 cringe 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Cleet, you and Maddi are truly a gift to mankind. "This dork , is wearin a helmet on a hover craft"!? Lol glad ur ok buddy. Please don't die!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. No crock, ripped shorts, soaking wet, really confused looking giraffe afterwards. I'm glad you're ok but I was laughing my ass off.
Such a feel good video…. Her being supportive but trying not to laugh… Love this!!
You're going to feel that tomorrow brother.
Ultimate 🦂! Hell ya brother! Best content ever Cleetus. Glad your safe and okay.
The fact that ur wife was laughing an was trying to keep it in was way to funny🤣🤣🤣u just made my day lol
Maddie laughing the whole time is how you know she's a keeper.
I'm sure there are some jokes or perhaps a T-shirt idea in there with the Scat arousing wives but being sure to wear your "protection" (which was an ironic choice for the helmet).
A tshirt of maddi filming, with cleetus doing a scorpion on the hovercraft would sell out so quick
Thanks for showing us the crash Cleetus, most people would edit that out and not show the channel. You the MAN bro, glad you are okay after that crash!!!
As soon as I heard Maddy laugh and you were moving, it was pretty funny. That's quite a lady you got there, I feel we know her a bit better after this, my worry was you were going to change after family things started to happen. Alot of girls want to change a boy after the nuptials, it's good to see everyone still happy.
Wow, now THATS a yard. 😮
Glad you’re ok Cleet
love how maddy just instantly pissed herself when you crashed hahaha true love
The fact that maddy is standing there laughing at you is amazing 😂
I laughed so hard I got light headed." My croc didn't even move!"
I was glad you grab the helmet when you started to get on it. I see so many people on here think it wont happen to them. I had a young girl pull in front of me on my motorcycle and I went through her windshield head first. Helmet saved me that day. That was a hard hit you took! Hope your doing OK now. Love all your videos. Keep it up and stay safe.
I'm not going to lie, I kept backing up and rewatching the crash about 15 times.
Best thing I've watched all day.
Glad you're alright cleet. A situation like that can be mild or deadly.
Lol love you Garett glad your okay and both had good laugh