When you don't get your girlfriend a gift.

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  • @Mcelly58
    @Mcelly58 3 года назад +3508

    Are you going to tell me that this isn’t emotional Terrorism?

    • @qwertyuiopqwerty112
      @qwertyuiopqwerty112 3 года назад +112

      That implies its intentional, its not, all woman are innately abusive

    • @jimmyjay122
      @jimmyjay122 3 года назад +31

      Whatever it is, I believe this falls under the “you can’t live with/without them” umbrella 😆 it’s all part of the package 😌

    • @Mcelly58
      @Mcelly58 3 года назад +4

      @@bogdanmihai5338 You got a good point

    • @qwertyuiopqwerty112
      @qwertyuiopqwerty112 3 года назад +77

      @@jimmyjay122 the simp mindset,
      You wanna keep a woman? Make her understand she is replaceable

    • @Concept2035
      @Concept2035 3 года назад +1

      @@bogdanmihai5338 😂

  • @niamhoconnor8986
    @niamhoconnor8986 3 года назад +2793

    Queen Nikki has a sketch for every toxic person in the world. It's glorious

    • @siddharthroda5315
      @siddharthroda5315 3 года назад +36

      mostly women

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 3 года назад +12

      how is not getting a gift exactly toxic? how spoiled are todays girls...

    • @ThomasS17
      @ThomasS17 3 года назад +57

      @@theplacebeyondthelies2429 it's not about not getting/giving a gift. It's about saying to not get something, then still requesting it anyway, while at the same time not getting him something because he said it.

    • @YotaDaryl
      @YotaDaryl 3 года назад +2

      Just found her. She's amazingly HILARIOUS

    • @adamzoubi96
      @adamzoubi96 3 года назад +2

      no she's a typical woman actually

  • @patricks5478
    @patricks5478 3 года назад +996

    She does that unhinged gf thing reaaalllllly well and i dig it

    • @jacobwinkelman4704
      @jacobwinkelman4704 3 года назад +11

      I would wager, it is because she has the crazy girl voice always nagging at her in the back of her mind. I'm pretty aware of the MGTOW movement and the hypocrisy of the standard american woman. I now have a short fuse when it comes to terminating relationships, and just generally jettisoning people who don't respect me. I also have the gigasimp in me that wanted to marry my highschool sweetheart.

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 3 года назад +9

      @@jacobwinkelman4704 nothing wrong with marrying your high school sweetheart...someone sounds frustrated therefore bullshitting himself....you still love her right?...just be true...people get away with not giving gifts but nobody likes a liar

    • @kundalwando7683
      @kundalwando7683 2 года назад +1

      @@theplacebeyondthelies2429 wisdom..

    • @greyson7379
      @greyson7379 2 года назад

      Yeah, it’s like she’s had massive experience in that role somehow

    • @univera1111
      @univera1111 2 года назад +1

      You dig it till she's yours.

  • @anonmeatcheesebun
    @anonmeatcheesebun 3 года назад +506

    Oh my god when she said "remember" at the end
    The way she said it just made me want to crawl inside my own body. The acting is too fucking real

    • @chak9360
      @chak9360 3 года назад +12

      She's a gem

  • @TheUncleJohn1
    @TheUncleJohn1 3 года назад +1549

    This gave me a ptsd and I’ve never had a girl do this to me.

    • @55CINCO55
      @55CINCO55 3 года назад +13

      on god

    • @regularamerican6034
      @regularamerican6034 3 года назад +8

      Not yet

    • @bakbak2031
      @bakbak2031 2 года назад +3

      Why did it give you a PTSD💀

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 года назад +4

      This gave me PTSD and I've never had a girl

    • @champanzee6486
      @champanzee6486 2 года назад +2

      @@bakbak2031 Because I remember seeing my parents doing this exact thing. Lol I don’t have a girl

  • @swisstrader
    @swisstrader 3 года назад +1765

    Married for 30 years and this is literally the convo we have each and every year. And you can best believe if I dont deliver, she will be pissed.

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 3 года назад +56

      so you got her a real special unique soap she can get in every shop on every corner in town...

    • @ganeshkumarchiramshetti5587
      @ganeshkumarchiramshetti5587 3 года назад +31

      How the hell you are living like that man. There is much thing see and learn and not this shit
      Think again

    • @sinajmitev1143
      @sinajmitev1143 2 года назад +8

      You is an obviois BETA male

    • @tomvoesenek655
      @tomvoesenek655 2 года назад +43

      Sign the divorce

    • @swisstrader
      @swisstrader 2 года назад +1

      @@silenceisprecious8281 😊

  • @rayhollander
    @rayhollander 3 года назад +275

    My mom does this every year, and then if we don't get her anything she says "And my children did not get me anything...," but also when we buy her something she may not like it and says how expensive it was or how she does not like the color. Love her thought. But, some people just don't appreciate the gesture.

    • @vincentdin
      @vincentdin 3 года назад +37

      Some people just love to complain no matter how hard you try to please them

    • @ayzoebrad
      @ayzoebrad 3 года назад +18

      Long shot here... but you can search and research on signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). Might explain a lot of things

    • @NeoVelocity
      @NeoVelocity 3 года назад +2

      @@ayzoebrad I’d say that’s a short shot. Point blank, even

    • @twikie258
      @twikie258 2 года назад +4

      Women🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @NeoVelocity
      @NeoVelocity 2 года назад

      Abandon her to an early grave you can’t teach gratitude

  • @armanm246
    @armanm246 3 года назад +1000

    I need a girlfriend first for this to be relatable

    • @bubbaj6773
      @bubbaj6773 3 года назад +52

      Hookers are cheaper and are better for your mental stability.....lol

    • @emilymiller5333
      @emilymiller5333 3 года назад +8

      @@bubbaj6773 lmfao

    • @armanm246
      @armanm246 3 года назад +50

      @@bubbaj6773 I think it will awkward though when I buy my hookers presents

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 3 года назад +29

      if you still want a girlfriend after watching this...please rewatch and think again

    • @joshvalle5521
      @joshvalle5521 3 года назад +9

      nah, just vibe with the homies and a girl will come around

  • @alexdromero13
    @alexdromero13 3 года назад +422

    It's crazy how we just except that girls are this way

    • @andrewwoodward8563
      @andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад +167

      It's even crazier that they fully understand they they are this way, understand how crazy it is, and just do it anyway

    • @jacobwinkelman4704
      @jacobwinkelman4704 3 года назад +62

      Accept

    • @kirop7
      @kirop7 3 года назад +76

      I wouldn't date a girl like this lol, you all out here dating straight up sociopaths

    • @alexdromero13
      @alexdromero13 3 года назад +44

      @@kirop7 this is most girls man lol

    • @kirop7
      @kirop7 3 года назад +67

      @@alexdromero13 Guess I am very lucky or I have a thing for women who are mentally not 10 years old lol. If that's most girls where you live tho, I feel terrible for you, damn

  • @e-writer342
    @e-writer342 2 года назад +3

    In 1:26 she’s totally the psycho girlfriend! Soooooo talented! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lorin70
    @lorin70 3 года назад +97

    Nikki gave us all a gift and fixed the outro volume!

  • @davidzabel7369
    @davidzabel7369 3 года назад +174

    Her eyebrows are fantastic

  • @davidnelson4960
    @davidnelson4960 3 года назад +35

    Nikki, your skits are so sharp and so spot on. Kudos to you and your writer staff. You are drop dead gorgeous and funny.

  • @hdrosa26
    @hdrosa26 2 года назад +19

    literally never have had anything remotely close to this happen to me but that last part where she didn't get him anything makes me want to go scream into my pillow

  • @BigLoloFrmDaO
    @BigLoloFrmDaO 3 года назад +50

    When no means yes but also no while also meaning yes

    • @Ferien7
      @Ferien7 3 года назад +1

      While also meaning yes to 78th power of no

  • @madhavdikshit7373
    @madhavdikshit7373 3 года назад +187

    She is the closest thing to a real life Cersei we can find.

    • @deepakpune1
      @deepakpune1 2 года назад +8

      the resemblance is uncanny

    • @ShnoopsDogg
      @ShnoopsDogg 2 года назад +7

      Yeah she looks sm like Cersei!

    • @mohammadmeu
      @mohammadmeu 2 года назад +3

      Omg i was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @kaskas55
      @kaskas55 2 года назад

      Spot on!

    • @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927
      @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927 Год назад

      I always thought the extended Folger coffee commercial girl was Cersei.

  • @JKNinja
    @JKNinja 2 года назад +2

    "What a dick!" that worker cut was perfect!

  • @kaushikadua
    @kaushikadua 3 года назад +13

    I love this woman with all my heart

  • @TheUrbanSentinelChannel
    @TheUrbanSentinelChannel Год назад +1

    "Babe you said I was your gift..." 😂🤣

  • @retroanim
    @retroanim Год назад +1

    Have a secret storage of emergency gifts for occasions like this one and play it smoothly.

  • @JuanLopez-ve8po
    @JuanLopez-ve8po 3 года назад +59

    I fell for this as well... I’m still suffering consequences. *silent treatment* I hope she doesn’t Carol Baskin me.

    • @elewie916
      @elewie916 3 года назад +1

      Terrible communication.

    • @jaredt-f3007
      @jaredt-f3007 3 года назад +18

      Break up with her, its childish and pathetic

    • @DemocracyManifest
      @DemocracyManifest 3 года назад +3

      You still alive bro?

    • @YoutubeCommenter1st
      @YoutubeCommenter1st 3 года назад +4

      @@DemocracyManifest his gf might of killed him in his sleep. 😔

  • @gencemosia9355
    @gencemosia9355 Год назад +4

    This video made me realize the key to long lasting relationships. You have to have some screws loose upstairs to tolerate all the madness.

  • @royrieder2113
    @royrieder2113 3 года назад +32

    Looks like you fixed the outro volume, bravo team nikki!

  • @IamTheCaptain2
    @IamTheCaptain2 2 года назад

    The news anchor saying we're just getting this shit into the newsroom lmfaoo

  • @adamFromDurban
    @adamFromDurban 3 года назад +5

    I really really need to see his reaction 😭
    Ending on that note is cliffhanger of the decade.

  • @KingofGoblins1
    @KingofGoblins1 Год назад +1

    My mother this for me once. When I didnt get her anything she cryed. After that, i bought presents for her every february so I had presents for her birthday, christsmas, and anything else safe on my room. That way I would never forget it. And now I buy birthday presents with 1 year of advance for everyone.

  • @cinders2894
    @cinders2894 3 года назад +35

    My mum told me not to get her anything once, so I didn't. She said all she wanted was a nice Christmas.....Lo and behold, when she found out there was no gift for her, she had a meltdown. Hahaha. Never again will I take a woman at their word.

    • @zoropiratehunter4103
      @zoropiratehunter4103 2 года назад

      But you are literally a "woman"

    • @ThaFlyingDutchMen
      @ThaFlyingDutchMen 2 года назад

      Wow now u know how men feel idk why you women are so complicated seriously 😑

  • @garrettmandujano2996
    @garrettmandujano2996 Год назад

    That face at the very end, perfect

  • @jjong0711
    @jjong0711 3 года назад +4

    I was dead when she made the stabbing motions 💀

  • @donquijote6030
    @donquijote6030 Год назад +2

    Your videos just popped into my suggested list, they are hilarious. They remind me quite a lot of my wife and I when we were younger. Great work!

  • @eldnah2
    @eldnah2 Год назад +2

    Always, always, always keep gifts in reserve for just this kind of situation.

  • @LacheanApostate
    @LacheanApostate 2 года назад +55

    My ex, "Don't get me chocolates or anything for valentine's day."
    "You really didn't GET ME ANYTHING?!?!"
    "Aww you did? You didn't have to!"
    Yeah we didn't last.

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 Год назад

    The worker outside just shouting, "What a dick!" 😂😂😂

  • @GoogleAccount-vn8mu
    @GoogleAccount-vn8mu 2 года назад +1

    Gotta say this girl is just brilliant.

  • @cocoaxo6126
    @cocoaxo6126 3 года назад +8

    i am sorry for the sins i’ve committed lord. this must be how i look to people lmaoooo

  • @aafinity396
    @aafinity396 3 года назад +51

    moral of the story: "don't get me any gifts" = shes shit testing you, so get her a gift.
    got it.

    • @b.benjamineriksson6030
      @b.benjamineriksson6030 3 года назад +4

      My technique to deal with this is to be very clear that if you Really tell me not to get anything I'm NOT getting anything. Play those games with your girl-friends.

    • @naranja1972
      @naranja1972 3 года назад

      but don't give her the gift until you get yours.. so you don't end up like this dude where she goes "we said no gifts, remember?" at the end

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 3 года назад +2

      Moral of the story: pick your partner wisely. I have never had this issue with any of my girlfriends or my wife.

  • @Jez2008UK
    @Jez2008UK Год назад +2

    I have actually got streams of tears down both cheeks from laughing, you are all sooooooooo talented and funny!!!

  • @charimuvilla8693
    @charimuvilla8693 2 года назад +1

    The fact that she does the crazy girl impression spot on every time starts to worry me.

  • @vaid.
    @vaid. 2 года назад +1

    She is the goddess of facial expressions

  • @SkullAngel002
    @SkullAngel002 2 года назад +1

    I thought the roommate was going to run in and shoulder him and say "She said she didn't want a gift? Rookie mistake"

  • @jphilip2777
    @jphilip2777 3 года назад +10

    Reading the comments… I am realizing that this is a thing that actual real-life human beings do.

    • @copyright8291
      @copyright8291 3 года назад +3

      It's actually scary how men share their stories about living with complete sociopaths for years.

  • @joshuagreene9976
    @joshuagreene9976 2 года назад

    This is probably why all the single guys holding a largemouth bass in their profile picture are happy.

  • @Frosst
    @Frosst 2 года назад +9

    If ya girl says no gifts, she wants a gift. If she says she’s not hungry order her something anyways cause you know damn well she’s gonna be asking for some of yours 😂

    • @KingComp67_-io3iz
      @KingComp67_-io3iz Год назад

      She be asking for yours even after you buy some for yourself. Take her word for it until she says "yes" directly

  • @guille5959
    @guille5959 2 года назад +2

    That was most definitely a true story😂

  • @kingofallworlds
    @kingofallworlds Год назад +2

    Pro move: always have 2 gifts that are hidden. Gift 1 when you forget, gift the other when they aren't happy with gift #1 and say you knew that wasn't what they really wanted and it was a joke

  • @MatierDylan
    @MatierDylan 3 года назад +2

    Elephant in the room....he's eating the banana upside down in the beginning!

  • @WoziduranJahemter
    @WoziduranJahemter Год назад +2

    You gotta know your partner well enough to give a gift that helps on their purpose and not necessarly what he/she wants because that gift they will bought themselves mostly. So us about something that enhances discipline either generally or specifically or help in a hobby they practice.

  • @matthewbennett631
    @matthewbennett631 Год назад

    "I don't want to do anything for my birthday" is another one of these you cannot trust

  • @jamescornwell7655
    @jamescornwell7655 Месяц назад

    "I was going to Carole Baskin you" EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC E P I C

  • @fancykingz6251
    @fancykingz6251 2 года назад +1

    Her: Where’s my gift?
    Me : pulls fly down

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO Год назад +1

    When I was a kid I saw an episode of That 70’s Show where The father (Red Forman) had a stash of gifts for his wife hidden in the garage for whenever he forgot an anniversary of birthday. That man was a genius and I invite all men to avoid an uncomfortable situation by using Red’s technique.

  • @darrylm3627
    @darrylm3627 Год назад

    😂😀great ending "remember"

  • @marquisejackson6482
    @marquisejackson6482 Год назад

    *”Babe I said no gifts this year.. don’t u member? 🥰”*

  • @joelmilten
    @joelmilten 3 года назад +6

    Dude, I love the Nikki and Brent cinematic universe. So much crazy gift giving high jinks.

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx 2 года назад +17

    This girl is brilliant. She get me so mad even though I know she is acting 😆

  • @TelosDextroza
    @TelosDextroza 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is complicated 😂😂😂

  • @PanaGringoBarefootBass
    @PanaGringoBarefootBass Год назад +3

    Nikki plays my ex-wife so well. 20 years later I'm still single.

  • @derekparker6899
    @derekparker6899 3 года назад +2

    Learned this the hard way. Valentine's Day 2009. RIP

  • @khayyamqamar1195
    @khayyamqamar1195 3 года назад +1

    1:08 CONFUUUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDAAA

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 3 года назад

    My favorite part is the, “Shut-up and sit down!”

  • @razor6552
    @razor6552 Год назад

    "Yink Yink Yink"
    In your sleep
    😂

  • @trevorgwelch7412
    @trevorgwelch7412 Год назад +1

    My Wife goes home to visit her family for 5 weeks 😊... a little lonely but time to pull out the old Stratocaster . 🎸

  • @nickrr3626
    @nickrr3626 3 года назад +3

    He didn’t trick her. That gift was just a backup.

  • @georgeorwell6420
    @georgeorwell6420 Год назад +1

    She is an amazing actress.

  • @user-wv4xc1us6u
    @user-wv4xc1us6u 3 года назад +3

    She’s so hilarious 😂

  • @alexanderchamberlin9965
    @alexanderchamberlin9965 2 года назад +1

    Every sketch these guys do makes me happy im single

  • @agpc0529
    @agpc0529 Год назад

    She is so good at playing crazy

  • @danielfawcett7816
    @danielfawcett7816 3 года назад +1

    Nikki is a legend lol

  • @MaximsBlog
    @MaximsBlog 3 года назад +4

    This is so funny and improved my mood greatly. Thanks

  • @thegeop5906
    @thegeop5906 Год назад

    🎵*All I Want For Christmas Is You..."🎶😜💀

  • @AlloyOzz08
    @AlloyOzz08 3 года назад +1

    LMAO. This is the video that got me to subscribe to your channel. Keep up the great work!

  • @Elidrys
    @Elidrys Год назад

    HAHAHHA the punchline is the double standard! Love it. Ok for her to go ballistic, but then he got no gift.

  • @hunterrgntr
    @hunterrgntr 3 года назад

    And that is EXACTLY how it turns out at the end!

  • @BLDWR96
    @BLDWR96 7 месяцев назад

    That plot twist oh f** off 💀😁😂

  • @JHW44
    @JHW44 2 года назад +1

    I can see these two as a couple in real life

  • @MrNick-
    @MrNick- 2 года назад

    “I was gonna Carol Baskin you”
    Hahahahaha

  • @InternalRevenueServices
    @InternalRevenueServices 3 года назад +1

    And that's how you end a relationship by Christmas

  • @aristotelisentertainment279
    @aristotelisentertainment279 3 года назад +5

    When a society is all about things instead of people that's the result.

  • @guybrown2339
    @guybrown2339 3 года назад +1

    Jesus Christ...this is so true. I still bought her what she actually wanted. A Bissle steam cleaner. I caught so much grief for what she asked for. When she divorced me..she used it too make side cash cleaning carpets.

  • @2012BeyondtheWorld
    @2012BeyondtheWorld 9 месяцев назад

    Man. She's something.

  • @antarahmoody575
    @antarahmoody575 Год назад +1

    Two words: TAPE RECORDER!!!........and WHITE KNIGHTS to the rescue!!!

  • @ripcobaingrunge
    @ripcobaingrunge 3 года назад

    Bruh, how true is this.

  • @SiddhanthMarwah
    @SiddhanthMarwah 2 года назад

    Bruh the guy living on airbnb just left the house-

  • @gumnaamaadmi007
    @gumnaamaadmi007 3 года назад +3

    His first and biggest mistake at 0:05. Should have just said ‘okay’ and walked away.

  • @earlfears
    @earlfears 3 года назад +3

    So much truth in this video.
    This year I planned 3 nights worth of dinner and dates for Valentine’s Day.
    My girl didn’t take the time to sign the card she got me until the day after Valentine’s. 🤦

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans Год назад

    She has such a pretty smile

  • @zacherwin9744
    @zacherwin9744 3 года назад +5

    The quality of your videos is crazy for the low amount of followers. Keep it up, it'll pay off!

  • @Bt-ft7zk
    @Bt-ft7zk 3 года назад +1

    Omg my husband did this to me on his birthday. He always complains about the gifts I buy and when I ask him what he wants he says he doesn’t want anything. One year I didn’t buy him anything for his birthday and he still reminds me till this day that I forgot his birthday one year. I’m literally happy with a card and flowers...some people are just impossible to gift.

  • @xinjango6791
    @xinjango6791 Год назад

    I fell for this about 20 years ago. Not made the same mistake since.

  • @ChonseeTV
    @ChonseeTV 3 года назад +3

    This was well done ✨

  • @agendatwentythirty8244
    @agendatwentythirty8244 3 года назад

    Truly we are each other's gifts but it's funny you guys are comedians and so I get it

  • @hiteshadhikari
    @hiteshadhikari 3 года назад

    *This legit legit happens, legitttt*

  • @darrellhayward3044
    @darrellhayward3044 3 года назад +1

    She'd have to get out my house lol

  • @Concept2035
    @Concept2035 3 года назад

    the production is really stepping up, 12 more mins and you go your self a show

  • @ddp7357
    @ddp7357 3 года назад +6

    At this point I really can't tell if that is how the real Nikki is

  • @charlie6629
    @charlie6629 Год назад

    Spot on.

  • @omnium_gatherum
    @omnium_gatherum 3 года назад

    I totally expected her to open it and hate it lol

  • @razor8507
    @razor8507 2 года назад

    He should've said i forgor 💀 when she asked for her gift

  • @andersondorcin
    @andersondorcin 3 года назад +1

    Underrated, it's a fucking crime.

  • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
    @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 3 года назад +1

    She is soooo pretty