How Many Girlfriends You Can Afford (By Income)
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- Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
- How Many Girlfriends You Can Afford (By Income)
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I did the math and after my final calculations…. I can afford to be someone’s girlfriend
I can afford to be an only fans girl
HA! That made me physically laugh out loud
And I can't even afford that. 😢
😂
Physically? What's the other kind?@@AndreiJikh
“At 30k a year in income, you can afford to go to the gym” brutal 😂
Work on yourself category 😅
Jokes on you, my wife’s boyfriend pays for everything
Outsourcing is a way to reduce costs
That's a separate video: How much you should get paid (per wife's boyfriends)
Usually the wife’s boyfriend just gets laid and the husband still has to pay for everything and get nothing in return
A true Cardano holder
@@Haluzmakerlegend
"She's never out of your league. She's just out of your price range." CGA
How about "How many divorces" can you afford by income?
0 by my count
Lmaooo
Next, do how many cats you can afford if you are single 😢
Worth every penny.
My first date is a coffee date. If she can't handle a coffee date, she fails my test. 😂
Yo, coffee dates are where I go to break up with people, and it's been that way 10+ years 😂
What if she don't like coffee tho lol
@teneshajohnson4716 then she is not my type 😁
@sp-cn8pm maybe that is why you keep doing it for 10+ years 😆, you have to start with the coffee date, you will have a better chance. 😁
@joseeacosta5237 I promise you that's definitely not it 😂
You forgot to calculate the tips we pay these days in restaurants 😂
Huberman furiously writing notes
I can confirm that gen-X spent the most on dates. I can also confirm that most of those dates were solo.
LOL! Gen X in the house!
Huberman's been reeeeal quiet since this video dropped....34 mins ago.
I love April 1st content. The most close to actual life information all over the internet!
Andrei forgot to include a contingency adjustment for "difficulty factor and miscellaneous unknowns"
How many girlfriends you can afford (by physical strength) 😂
Oh man I'd love to see a breakdown of this. By bench weight? Assuming the average weight is (insert blank here)
Andre - Hahaha You are so innocent! 😇😂
(But financially, one bitcoin one girlfriend. So you can afford about 10. )
Andrei always staying true to real life problems.
I wasn't expecting this vid, but it was very informative. Thanks!
Glad it helped! lol
Damn. I'm gonna have to fire some girlfriends. Guess I'll need to conduct monthly performance reviews.
being single means you have money to live life ...
lol I actually needed this video thanks bro
all my dates were during high school, undergraduate and graduate school. Fellow school mates. Price? Cheap, because most of us were working part time and taking out student loans. And if they wanted more? That's one way to tell if he/she is not fiancially responsible, living above their means. Marrying someone who is as fiscially responsible is one of the essential ingredient to our financial success.
Marrying is financially disastrous for men and great for women
Andrei has been scheming I see 👀
“Stay for the flavour of love” love what you did there 🤣 many won’t get it.
Thank you very much i really needed this video.
That girl is making bank if she’s charging every guy she dates a full set of makeup 😂
Money buys more comfort and lesser happiness but that happiness won’t last long at all because money isn’t everything but without it is.
come for the finance stay for the romance
This video couldn’t come out in a better time in my life lmao!
That last video is the true definition of today’s dating scene. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this might be your funniest one yet Andrei, not even halfway through yet 🤣
One of the best videos you’ve ever made! Highly entertaining 😂
i am going to the gym hahaha that joke, Andrie you are unreal man !!!
No joke, read the title as "How Many Garfields You can Afford"... guess I need a coffee
Garfield like the cat? In that case, never enough of those!
That skit at the end where they are negotiating was hilarious.. Where is that from? I gotta find it. 😂
Looks like NewsRadio. Great sitcom.
Thanks I'll have to look up that show
The video was awesome….and the comment section even better 😂
Amortization 🧠
The title! I laughed so hard. Now to watch
Hysterical!!! Love it - You da man...😂
😁
As someone who has had open relationships this was both funny and informative.
Lol "not that kind" 😂😂😂😂😂
Clicked to respond from just reading vid title: None, they all have ridiculous expectations.
A woman will never leave you unless she already has another man in the picture.
Did you really drink glue😂great educational video
Thank you for another awesome video
Thanks for watching!
"Come on...yes you do"😂😂😂
Time is more of a limiting factor in building a harem than money is.
Go to SEA countries like thailand you can build that quickly and way cheaper.
By mine? none 😭
This is more helpful than ever even more the last part. 😜😅😄😂😂
Thank you Andrei Jikh for sharing
😁😁😁😎😎✌️
What show was that he referred to
wonderful topic
I *NEED* 1st April's Andrei like every month.
A man will always be valued for what he can provide; a woman for her youth, beauty, and child rearing capacities.
Looks like Andrei found the rent a girlfriend anime card set, and its been giving him ideas.
I thought you was gonna do a 20 v 1 vid😂
Get Money🧀
AVOID “Honeys”🙅🏻♂️
Came to be informed, stayed for more pro tips.
most waited video
These title changes are insane
Open up a Wax shop... that way, you already know what your dealing with.
Nice collab with Huberman
News Radio was such a great show.
That clip at the end was priceless.
Zero girlfriends, no man can ever afford a girlfriend.
Thanks for the laughs!
That clip at the end was hilarious!!
Omg, when he says Nevada the right way. 🎉
Truly out of ideas currently. Yet still very entertaining, lol
Brilliant !!
great video
What was that clip from at the end?
Okay, so I can afford approximately 0.4 girlfriends based on this math. Just the right amount!
Imagine having 20k salary per year and being 5ft tall that's must be life playing on extreme hard level mode
A 20k salary is enough if you know how to use it
Veteran mode
it's ovER
@@doyoueatrocks that's not it a women can choose a guy who is 6ft6 and drives a Bentley lol , women's have way too much options
Andrei Top G ❤
Lol I just saw this video, as soon as became single lmao
Technically you can afford all of them if you make them pay for everything 🗿
I can't imagine someone spending so much money on the first date. That's ridiculous and it's just a first date what kind of expectation are you looking for? Are you trying to do impress someone?
This channel was once life changing
Now it's...wife changing
It’s April 1st. He’ll be back to life changing tomorrow
Also have to factor race/ height in the mix for guys. Some have to earn more if on the same attractive scale.
This should have been a Valentine's Day video
This one was great! 😅👌🏼
I've just realised I can only afford to be someones sugar baby 😂
🤣
Whaaat I’ve been payer for all his drinks????
Seems like someone is in love. It is written on the wall 😂❤
A date can be simple, coffee, go for a hike, its not that complicated.
loved that video
NOW this was a great, fun idea.... Leave it to Andrei to come up with something as creative as this.. Bravo.
Side note, man, I would love to invite you on Masters of the Market given you were once the dividend man with the plan on YT.
I am out and can't afford it. Better for traveling instead and saving for something better
Never clicked on a video faster than
Just for a minute, I believed this video was for real.😂
Dating Affordability Index for the win!
Holy moly 🤣 this made my day
Now we are talking
Bruh, I have to say… Brilliant video man!!! Simple, funny and dope 👍🏾✊🏾
Appreciate that
@@AndreiJikh honor and a pleasure bruh!! Thank you for what you do man!!
Funny topic. I had a good laugh.
I’m going to take my date to a fine restaurant where you carry your own tray
A girlfriend bought by money is called an escort
I might not have money,
But what I do have is a unique set of skills,
Bow staff skills, nunchuck skills...
Chick's Love guys with skills.
Nope , money looks
Damn what happened to Andrei’s vids 😪
andrei is PANDAAAA. I knew it
How many of us thought of Huberman when we saw the video title?
Now there is a video i can get behind.