The Governing Body Just Lost It!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @agooddaytorespawn57
    @agooddaytorespawn57 Год назад +61

    Saying they've lost it is implying they ever had it in the first place

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад +1

      🤔👌🏼👍👍🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @freespirit3891
    @freespirit3891 Год назад +26

    Then why do most of their pictures and films only show "nice" looking people? People, they don't care what you look like, they only want your, 💵, time and life. Nothing more, nothing less. 😢

  • @KC-gi9ol
    @KC-gi9ol Год назад +42

    Hypocrites. They hyperfocus on JWs appearance-can’t have beards, hair must be cut to fit into a narrow box, & can’t be long, women must have conservative hair styles & no “off” hair color, can’t wear certain clothing, women must have skirts over their knees, not be bare-legged, can’t wear pants to the KH, all the so-called modest way of dressing, etc. They do this ad nauseam to the point that as a kid and teen it messed with my head and I’ve struggled with appearance all my life even though I left at 19. Their video makes me so angry. And sheesh that music video was so crriinnnngggee.

    • @submonkey9190
      @submonkey9190 Год назад

      This is so true about the Jehovah witnesses they are idiots for banning beards, mustaches and other stuff for women I'm like jeez this cult so called religion is really idiotic and stupid for doing that and they claim they are gods chosen people while in reality they are not good people they will cast you aside when you leave that religion and they leave the disfellowshiped ones to die and rot and to suffer instead of helping them. I'm telling you Jehovah witnesses are false prophets and a false religion as well.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад +4

      100%! 🤝🏻👌🏼

    • @megan148
      @megan148 Год назад +10

      I was told I needed to start wearing baggy clothes because everything I wore showed that I had large boobs. Sorry, I can’t hide my boobs, y’all will have to stop looking.

    • @KC-gi9ol
      @KC-gi9ol Год назад +5

      @@megan148 un-f’kn-believable. So truly sorry. 😞 Makes me just livid. That can’t but have a terrible effect on a girl/young woman’s self-esteem and self-confidence. For me all their hyper-focus on one’s appearance, their numerous rules, and authoritarian control made me so adversely self-conscious that I struggled for decades with that so I cannot even imagine the effects it had on you. Here they are acting like they’re building up JWs self-esteem and telling them no matter what you’re beautiful *as you are*. Just not if you’re large breasted. You large breasted girls can’t be beautiful as you are and must cover up. 🙄 Their videos are all for show. A “showy display” of their piety. Also, I loathe how it’s always on the women to “protect” the men and boys from themselves. Meanwhile they can’t seem to protect children from CSA. 🤬

    • @justme-on7bn
      @justme-on7bn Год назад

      The Only women that would wear nylons were the older women. all the younger women were bare legged.

  • @mineplow1000
    @mineplow1000 Год назад +81

    Oh, man. They missed the boat in not getting Lett to clownface his way through this hot mess.

    • @kimmatthews2302
      @kimmatthews2302 Год назад +9

      😂😅

    • @CaroAbebe
      @CaroAbebe Год назад +11

      @mineplow1000 Herd wasn’t that bad either, but Lett would have topped that performance, easily!

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад +3

      @@CaroAbebe Really?🤔
      I'm sure Somebody Else, might find S.H.'s commentary about Whether or Not they're being Physically "Ugly"; a bit Hypocritical or Egotistical.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️
      "Ugly" can also be Internal and such as well.
      In his case; I'm sure the "F" in his name, could stand for a whole bunch of other applicable things.😒🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️😣☢😝☠

    • @ibbest123
      @ibbest123 Год назад +2

      Missed the boat-so funny😂

    • @1955annemarie
      @1955annemarie Год назад +1

      Oh, my God, MindPlow 1000!!! That was hilarious!!! 😂😂

  • @danielecolla5767
    @danielecolla5767 Год назад +50

    Yesterday I saw a cart, and they tried all their might to avoid any conversation. Their faces so terribly sad, just forced to do their hours, no conviction, only when I approached them to talk the lady tried to put on a fake smile, and the man stood far hiding behind very dark sunglasses.

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад

      And we were always taught the 'man' took the lead. What happened there? Women are supposedly lowly and he didn't take the lead? Oh my. They Lead only in front of people that have the power to do them in. Or was he was just supervising like they like to do❓

    • @charrua59
      @charrua59 Год назад +8

      And everyone on the magazine cover has a huge smile. Will does promoting magazine, what it stands for look depressed. Watchtower needs a new marketing department.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад

      "Misery loves Company" when it comes to JWs.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️
      They are Miserable Individuals⛈ that hang around with other people that are miserable🌫 and must exist in misery🌪( "Happy Joyful" People🌞 are considered either Immoral or Questionable or "Spiritually Weak"🚫⚠️).
      If you're not careful, their bad moods and toxic rhetoric can rub off on you.
      I leave them alone to wallow in their depressive states.🚶‍♂️🚶🏻‍♀️🗣.
      If one tries to engage with me, I proceed with Caution.⚠️

    • @deebee153
      @deebee153 Год назад +11

      "Best life ever!"🙄

    • @megan148
      @megan148 Год назад +13

      I had nothing but crippling anxiety and being physically ill every time I was out in service.

  • @OlafMetal
    @OlafMetal Год назад +28

    If Jehovah loves us in spite of what we look like can I grow a beard?

    • @submonkey9190
      @submonkey9190 Год назад +3

      True

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад +5

      ​@@submonkey9190funny how men pre 1930 had beards and mustaches. The Heavenly guardians have beards. If g🤔d doesn't want us to have beards why did he/she give them to us? Even old ladies can grow'em.

    • @hustonmices3976
      @hustonmices3976 Год назад +2

      I Can here Dave Chapelle character telling watchtower“gotcha b!&?/“

    • @submonkey9190
      @submonkey9190 Год назад

      @@freespirit3891 super true as well and that's why Jehovah witnesses are the biggest hypocrites

    • @lukeriely4468
      @lukeriely4468 11 месяцев назад

      Despite*

  • @a-hagirl9351
    @a-hagirl9351 Год назад +24

    They want young people to "get off" the internet!?! I wonder why!??? Young people please do your research on this group!!! This generation is our hope to bring this cult down!!!!! The internet is a great source of knowledge!! How dare they!!! Ty Wally!

    • @submonkey9190
      @submonkey9190 Год назад

      I agree fully young people needs to know the truth of what the Jehovah witnesses are hiding and they are a false religion as well no lie Jehovah witnesses claim every religion is false while in reality the Jehovah witnesses are a false religion as well you know.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад +4

      And...Graduate High School...Go To College or University or Trade School...Become Financially Stable and Save Money For Old Age...Enjoy Your Youth and Make Genuine Positive-Focused Not Superficial Negative-Focused Friends...Do Not Get Married Young Out Of Lust or Compulsion or Insecurity...Accept Yourself For Who You Truly Are(Inside and Outside).🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️👌🏼🤝🏻💕🌍

  • @danielecolla5767
    @danielecolla5767 Год назад +23

    why JW chose a pretty girl to talk about not following beauty, and not a poor non physically attractive one?

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад +3

      It is about appearance too them. They just try to make it sound otherwise by their pictures. It has been said that " A picture is worth a thousand words" right? Just like the pictures in many magazines that were subliminals. You may forget the oral words, but not the visual pics. 😢

    • @Chronicroc
      @Chronicroc Год назад +3

      This struck me too lol. They never use less conventionally attractive ppl (especially women) in their skits, so I don’t think they really have any right to talk abt beauty standards 😭

    • @M1rage-l3t
      @M1rage-l3t 11 месяцев назад

      It's horrible, don't be hypocritical.

  • @csrencz6942
    @csrencz6942 Год назад +29

    “Abraham’s Nephew was like a brother to him” is such an odd line. My nephews are like nephews to me and I really love them. Are normal human relations really that hard for the GB to understand?

    • @theoriginalwaterbaby
      @theoriginalwaterbaby Год назад +8

      Loll yeah I was talking back to the video when I first saw it:
      "No, his nephew was like a NEPHEW, dumbass!" 🙄

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 Год назад +4

      The answer to your rhetorical question is: "Yes!" After all, for approximately 22,000 witnesses, Jehovah is said to be their Father. As for the other witnesses, those allegedly of the earthly class, he is supposed to be their imaginary Friend, as was said to be the case, ironically, with Abraham.

  • @KC-gi9ol
    @KC-gi9ol Год назад +32

    As a toy poodle owner, thank you for shedding light on their origin story, Wally. “New light” amiright lol

  • @Jimmy-gy3eg
    @Jimmy-gy3eg Год назад +57

    I believe this update was primarily geared towards elderly Witnessses. They don’t want them blowing thousands on face lifts etc. instead of hand it over to the org.

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Год назад +13

      Oh my that sounds very insidious but also very plausible.

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @Smyrna37
      @Smyrna37 Год назад +15

      They need the face lifts from all the frowning. The faces begin to set that way 😢

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 Год назад

      And the governing body members all suddenly get cosmetic surgery. But that's just a coincidence, I assure you.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад

      @@Smyrna37 They also need a Boat- Load of Metamucil; for all the 💩 They're full of and frequently Pass Around To Others!😡

  • @megan148
    @megan148 Год назад +30

    Lol funny because I got about 40 tattoos when I was df’d a couple times ago and when I got reinstated people looked at me like a leper. After the next convention the elders called me in the back room, told me someone told them my tattoos were distraught and offensive. Then they had the audacity to ask me if I’d consider removing them. I told them if they wanted to pay about $25k to get them removed I’d “consider” it 😂

    • @lswedell
      @lswedell Год назад +7

      When I got my tattoos, I went with my older sister ‘bad influence’ to a family reunion on my dad’s side. I was so nervous about him seeing them, but I wore shorts and a tank top that showed them all. He wasn’t pleased at all, while he gave me a hug (after not seeing him for many years) said‘I’m really sorry you did that to our body.’ I said ‘I’m not, I’ve wanted them a very long time.’ No hello.

    • @helensimmonds5182
      @helensimmonds5182 Год назад +3

      Haha you’re kidding! I literally went and got tattoos and a tongue piercing and if Jehovah is interested in my heart condition he would accept me tattoos or not. People from all creeds and cultures and past religious beliefs are supposed to be welcomed. It just goes to show it’s a manmade religion OR Jehovah would have zapped these Men with lightning

    • @lovelysosweet8386
      @lovelysosweet8386 Год назад +1

      I don’t have not one tattoo I was treated like a leaper to after drug and rape me! I can still see the evil faces!

  • @markweatherill
    @markweatherill Год назад +10

    Same with those nice girls in Thailand, they love you however ugly you are, as long as you donate regularly.

  • @janellegonzalez9863
    @janellegonzalez9863 Год назад +57

    Hugs are free, except for their adult children who wake up from the cult.

    • @linelatimore94
      @linelatimore94 Год назад +7

      Felt. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @darlenegb5857
      @darlenegb5857 Год назад +8

      Jehovah loves you unless you're a baby! If you're a baby then you're an "enemy of God!" (Stephen Lett's words not mine)🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 Год назад +2

      @@darlenegb5857 I agree with you with the exception that I think you meant to say: "Stephen Lett".

    • @darlenegb5857
      @darlenegb5857 Год назад +2

      @@thomash.schwed3662lol thanks, correction made!

    • @ravenblackwing7888
      @ravenblackwing7888 Год назад +1

      Fr. My mom just cut me out 😞

  • @wk2761
    @wk2761 Год назад +34

    Thank you Wally! Your video's always make me laugh! I love how Watchtower portrays every non JW. WT constantly focusing on fear and loyalty to the "brand."

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад

      Yep! They Gotta push the WT Cult "Us vs Them" Superiority Complex.
      They do not dare promote or imply that Everyone is Acceptable and "Enough" As They Already Are.
      If they did that; There'd be no Victims For High Controlling and Intimidation or Narcissistic Influence.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️
      No Ego Boosting or Validation For Their Insecurities.

    • @vusimngomezulu2500
      @vusimngomezulu2500 Год назад

      Jesus sent all of you to preach about the JW's or satan sent all of you to preach about the JW's????????

  • @DocJerky
    @DocJerky Год назад +17

    Hey, staying off social media and away from influencers is the first thing I have agreed with WT on!

    • @charrua59
      @charrua59 Год назад

      Don't really think watchtower cares about people and their free will. They just want people of the internet so they don't get information about the cult

  • @tinylycheejelly2175
    @tinylycheejelly2175 Год назад +22

    Sooo... She had an eating disorder (just for watching IG but certainly not rooted in problems at home, nooo)and then she had a chat with her parents, took walks and was cured? Sure, Jan.

    • @DaveB-hg7el
      @DaveB-hg7el Год назад +6

      If only it worked out like that in real life.

    • @lifeisabreathingpoem6378
      @lifeisabreathingpoem6378 Год назад +4

      Right? ED’s are so much deeper and it’s insulting to suggest otherwise.

    • @bmonster
      @bmonster Год назад +3

      She probably did a fad diet lost some weight then someone told her they were worried about her and she self diagnosed it was an eating disorder. Probably has no clue what an eating disorder really is and never saw a doctor or psychiatrist in her life.

  • @jibs722
    @jibs722 Год назад +10

    Our mission as exjws is to learn the art of not giving a f*ck

  • @mongeesmama3049
    @mongeesmama3049 Год назад +18

    I love you Wally!! 😊😂 This was the best way to start off my Thursday

  • @jasonbashaw4943
    @jasonbashaw4943 Год назад +6

    That music video reminds me of an HR video you’d get with a big company. So it shows you what the relationship is with the rank file JW’s.

  • @dougobrien4877
    @dougobrien4877 Год назад +27

    Watchtower is an expert at making you feel that you’re never good enough.

    • @linvest8466
      @linvest8466 Год назад

      Especially if you were born a female.

  • @Charleneslife-23
    @Charleneslife-23 Год назад +10

    Why does this religion focus so much on the Old Testament?
    Shouldn’t they be looking to Jesus example?

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад

      You'd think so. Jesus came to fulfill the the old law and he did. SO why aren't they concentrating on Jesus' words? Because if they did only that, they wouldn't have their religious (real estate - printing corporation) business.

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Год назад

      They look to Jehovah as the most highest over all the earth Psalms 83:18, yet Satan is ruler over it 1 John 5:19.
      This makes Jehovah and Satan one and the same, WT worships the devil.

  • @susansage2796
    @susansage2796 Год назад +6

    I love the commentary about the poop in the ark. My horse produces about eight or nine poops a day. That’s a full wheelbarrow. Every day. Times that by two horses, then the other animals, and the humans… now I need a tinfoil hat lol!

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Год назад +1

      Yeah and imagine the stench of all that 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 no windows, no fresh air, no showers,.....🥸🤯😨🤮🥵🥶.

  • @ibbest123
    @ibbest123 Год назад +14

    Your videos keep me up with the mess of this cult in a fun way.
    Not that I care much anymore what the loony cult does,but its just becoming more and more shocking along the way and therefore entertaining..

  • @crelson.cabuco
    @crelson.cabuco Год назад +9

    Why does this song go on forever?! Please make it stop.

    • @deebee153
      @deebee153 Год назад +2

      Ugh! I had to hit mute!

  • @sharkfeathers8499
    @sharkfeathers8499 Год назад +7

    Excellent video as always, and loving the new studio space!!

  • @charlene9651
    @charlene9651 Год назад +11

    Love the tin foil hat! 🤣 And love the point about the gold even more…

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 Год назад

      Of course, there's another irony in the youth segment, and it's the very text the young brother's father read in the first place during the family study: 1 Peter 3:3,4. That text was addressed, not to men, or even to women in general, but specifically to married women. The father took the passage completely out of context. Interestingly enough, the young brother made a similar error himself in his conclusion by stating that the lesson to be learned is found at Proverbs 31:30, which reads in its entirety: "Charm may be false and prettiness may be vain, but the woman that fears Jehovah is the one that procures praise for herself." (NW 1984 edition) This is in the chapter which discusses the "capable wife".
      One may be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that the Society is subconsciously trying to emasculate young witness men. However, the actual point the Society is trying to make is for all witnesses, including young men, to submit to patriarchal hierarchy, and thereby know and keep their place within that Theocratic structure. That was also emphasized by the young sister in her listing of Abigail, Sarah and Ruth-three women whom the Bible describes as being submissive-as examples worthy of emulation. Of course, the mention of Sarah (and her appearance in the drama in this same "Broadcasting") brings us back to the aforementioned passage attributed to Peter, only here in the subsequent verses: "For so, too, formerly the holy women who were hoping in God used to adorn themselves, subjecting themselves to their own husbands, as Sarah used to obey Abraham, calling him 'lord'. And you have become her children, provided you keep doing good and not fearing any cause of terror." (1 Peter 3:5,6,NW 1984 edition) Even now, in September of A.D. 2023, that is precisely the attitude the Society wants married women amongst Jehovah's witnesses to exhibit toward their husbands. But, it's also the attitude the Society wants all of Jehovah's witnesses to exhibit toward the Society itself as the self-professed "channel of communication" for Jehovah. This twofold approach, in full display in this "Broadcasting", underscores both the misogyny and the narcissism of the Society.

  • @bizzyb2622
    @bizzyb2622 Год назад +15

    I always wondered if God had the power to speak to certain individuals as he did Noah, Abraham why didn’t he just speak to everyone? That way no one gets destroyed. Everything always ends up in death

    • @submonkey9190
      @submonkey9190 Год назад +3

      Super facts thank you 👍

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад +1

      And,🤔🤔...What was going on at the time that was so "More Important" for "Jehovah"?🤔🤔🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️
      He apparently had already finished doing all that needed to be done with "Creation"; So, what was he doing? where was he?(off chillin' and sitting back ,feet up with a cold drink ,while watching Other People do the hard work for him? or like 'watching Netflix'?)🤔🤔🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️
      How "Important" could it be, not to do it Himself?🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️🤔🤔

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Год назад +3

      I guess they were just too ugly to Jehovah, he had to smite them. How JW's fail to see how cruel and UNLOVING Jehovah is, is beyond me.

  • @planeclassic7129
    @planeclassic7129 Год назад +3

    So basically, Herd is sayin, “Hey you ugly bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses…..”

  • @billjones261
    @billjones261 Год назад +13

    One could say that people particularly adolescents can be overly obsessed with their appearance but thats part of being attractive towards finding a life partner, part of human sexuality as it were. Being overly obsessed with your appearance could be seen as a social behavioural trap, which should be watched out for. 😳

  • @exwitnessawake
    @exwitnessawake Год назад +3

    New show on Disney+ “Honey, I shrunk 2 of every animal!”

  • @janiceh.45
    @janiceh.45 Год назад +8

    I just want you to know, if it sounds weird, sorry, but I love you Wally for these videos.... I always get a laugh! thanks

  • @stephaniekary2759
    @stephaniekary2759 Год назад +7

    This is INSANE! Whoa…. Just when I think I have seen all their nonsense they add to it. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @LordTails
    @LordTails Год назад +13

    Question. If everyone was wiped out post-Noah, why in heck were there so many people and settlements at that time? When I was raised in the Catholic faith, we were taught not to take Noah seriously. I don't think I ever encountered a bible literalist until I was in college and all these years later, I am STILL confused as to how the story can be taken seriously. Quick aside, my headcanon for how Noah lived to past 600 is that he was a Time Lord.

    • @blowitoutyourcunt7675
      @blowitoutyourcunt7675 Год назад

      There was indeed biblical type flooding thousands of years ago in the Middle East to explain the story, but it's allegory and only *their* part of the world flooded, not the entire world. But when you live in the Bronze Age your world flooding, is the entire world flooding...
      #FoodforThought #PBSDocumentaries
      Cheers

    • @heatherhays7345
      @heatherhays7345 Год назад +7

      Time Lord makes sense! The arc was a TARDIS! Lol.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад

      @LordTails.
      The Bible has so many Implausabilities and Head Scratchers.
      It's hard to take more than .1% seriously.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️
      The stuff that one CAN, is merely Common Sense and Beneficial to Every Human Being Worldwide, regardless of Religious Conviction or Lack of One.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️✌🏼🤝🏻

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Год назад

      @@heatherhays7345 yes my child I was there with the tenth doctor and that’s why there is no proof, we actually saved everyone, cause eff gawd and killing everyone.

    • @davidfaraday7963
      @davidfaraday7963 Год назад

      @@heatherhays7345 You are right! That explains how the ark was big enough on the inside to hold all those animals while being the dimensions stated in Genesis on the outside.

  • @mattjames7272
    @mattjames7272 Год назад +12

    Good stuff, Mr Wally

  • @lori4971
    @lori4971 Год назад +2

    Wally I imagine all these things that you post at the beginning “subscribe or” has already happened to you 😂. Am I correct? Moldy raspberries from Costco is a given ❤

  • @kayleehiebert4203
    @kayleehiebert4203 Год назад +5

    "🎵he knows you, he knows me"🎵🙄🤦‍♀️🔫
    Love your hat, your so hilarious Wally, you always make my day!

  • @InvisibleJesus1919
    @InvisibleJesus1919 Год назад +8

    I didn't know that sparrows were of any monetary value or an acceptable form of currency even. Guess I just got some new light.

    • @KC-gi9ol
      @KC-gi9ol Год назад +2

      It’s an odd thing to say for sure but I think they’re referencing both back in Jesus’ day and modern times where pet stores, etc, never sell sparrows.

  • @Ottonio
    @Ottonio Год назад +4

    - "Steven Lett looks like a clown! He looks so silly!"
    - "Well, Jehovah loves him despite his silly look. Shouldn't we not do the same, and love him despite his silly look(ing)?"
    That's the reason, so I think, of all this talk. ;-)

  • @karenmoody2763
    @karenmoody2763 Год назад +7

    Gold pinkie ring😂 aka Masonic Temple ring

  • @morningglory9288
    @morningglory9288 Год назад +4

    The GB as Gods chosen spokesmen should be teaching highly valuable theocratic instruction to the sheeples, instead they give a childlike lesson, it doesn't matter how ugly you are you're still acceptable to Jehovah. This is kindergarten stuff, a 2 yr old could deliver that talk.

  • @Lisa-x3n5x
    @Lisa-x3n5x Год назад +8

    20:18 The segue from the baddies running with guns into a classroom was deeply disturbing.

  • @danielecolla5767
    @danielecolla5767 Год назад +5

    I.m still scratching my head how the kangaroos hopped from the ark to Australia hopping through seas and oceans.

    • @darh3375
      @darh3375 Год назад +2

      Good point! When I was a kid I had a thing for reptiles and always wondered how it was that Rattlesnakes got to America from the Ark. Some islands in the Gulf of California have their own species of them, did they swim to those remote islands…lol !

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад +1

      ​@@darh3375he placed them on lifeboats and they drifted there

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Год назад

      Yeah, don't forget the koala bears.

    • @linvest8466
      @linvest8466 Год назад

      The animals were brought to the ark by angels.

    • @danielecolla5767
      @danielecolla5767 Год назад

      @@linvest8466 really? the Bible does not say so. did they go in by couples 2 by 2?

  • @bigboithe8th
    @bigboithe8th Год назад +12

    Who are we kiddin’? They never had it.

  • @flyingcapsicum
    @flyingcapsicum Год назад +5

    "Despite your appearance" is so poorly worded. It's like "Jehovah loves you, even though you're ugly as sin." Wow, so encouraging. Shouldn't it have been something like "regardless of your appearance"? I mean by their logic, Jehovah intended for everyone to look a certain way, right? I'm just a never-in but that really stuck out to me.

  • @Theinfamouskiki411
    @Theinfamouskiki411 Год назад +6

    I really appreciate the fake john legend singing 😂

  • @Jaggededge112
    @Jaggededge112 Год назад +11

    Why are their songs always so cringe inducing? 😖 I’m not even sure what to say at this whole September meeting speech or whatever they wanna call it, it’s awful and disrespectful to people. They’re saying the quiet part out loud maybe that makes them braver than most? Or that just makes them crueler I’m not sure. But I remember all the times I was called ugly my whole childhood until high school and I would break down if I heard this talk back then.

    • @CanonessEllinor
      @CanonessEllinor Год назад +8

      It’s kind of fascinating how sects like the JWs strip everything beautiful and poetic from religion. Compare this song to a traditional hymn, and it’s almost painfully prosaic. No lyricism, no imagery, no playfulness. Just flat literal language slapped on top a standard melody. Same thing with JW movies and illustrations, there is no artistic value there at all, only the (bonkers) content. Say what you will about the catholic church, but at least they sponsored some banger art that atheists can still enjoy.

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Год назад +1

      @@CanonessEllinor damn straight!!!

    • @linvest8466
      @linvest8466 Год назад

      Their music is not written for the average voice box. No one can sing with enthusiasm when their voice cannot get to those notes without cracking

  • @lifeisabreathingpoem6378
    @lifeisabreathingpoem6378 Год назад +4

    Using an eating disorder and having it cured from religion is so wrong as someone who has recovered from an Ed myself. It legit makes me a bit angry.

  • @julieholbrook1696
    @julieholbrook1696 Год назад +19

    There is some truth to this video.When I stopped attending the meetings about 20 years ago my mother told me I was not as “good looking as the sisters in the Kingdom Hall. It broke my heart!

    • @Des7iny7
      @Des7iny7 Год назад +8

      Gosh Julie, that’s harsh 😮
      Beauty is in the eye..🩵

    • @akatheheretic3014
      @akatheheretic3014 Год назад +9

      WHAAAT !? 😮
      🤦. SMH
      Guess You'll Start Looking Better . .
      If 👉 You " RETURN to the ""fold"" , RIGHT !? 😏
      🤨👎

    • @cat_lover77251
      @cat_lover77251 Год назад +14

      I am so sorry Julie. That just hurts my heart for you.😢 Shame on her for being so mean and shallow. 😔

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 Год назад

      @@cat_lover77251
      Truth Be Told; It is also indicitive of a Narcissistic Mother.💔☹😔
      There is no Human Empathy or Insight or Maternal Affection involved, when those types of statements are made(especially when aimed at their own child🙁💔).
      Narcissists are all about the Superficial.
      How Someone Else looks or acts (or is perceived by the Narcissist).
      They are Highly Judgemental and Critical, usually on a Daily basis.
      They can not Self Reflect or Adjust Their Own Perceptions and Behaviours.
      They do not value Another's Inner Beauty or Positive Qualities and Behaviors.
      They are Unhappy, Negatively Focused and Insecure Individuals, that expect Other People to be like They Are; In order to feel Not Threatened, Validated and In Control.
      Toxic Individuals(whether related or otherwise) should be avoided if possible and their criticisms definitely not taken seriously or personally.
      Just Keep Being Your Awesome "You".🤝🏻💕👑🌹

    • @pamelaclark6694
      @pamelaclark6694 Год назад +5

      OMG . Terrible. I’m so sorry

  • @Smyrna37
    @Smyrna37 Год назад +9

    God made us the way we look so this talk of herds is catered to an audience of aging narcissists, who have been over indulging, waiting for this perfection to be handed to them!
    Also people who are mentally healthy or moving toward that (not in a cult) tend to age better. Toxic behavior effects the looks and body eventually

  • @CanonessEllinor
    @CanonessEllinor Год назад +9

    Regardless of underlying meaning, these music videos are so unbearably cheesy that if I were considering joining the Witnesses, the cringe would have turned me away instantly. The tonal shift alone, oh dear.

  • @lolo8288
    @lolo8288 Год назад +12

    OMG, U KNOW WHAT WALLY??? Great video, but I feel nauseous, I JUST CAN'T FINISH WATCHING. ❤

    • @angel22893
      @angel22893 Год назад +2

      Me too, I like hearing Wally's opinions but have to skip through most of the watchtower propaganda.

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Год назад +1

      ​@@angel22893mute it while gb on 😅 just listen to Wally. He did the hard part for us.

  • @sofvalauren
    @sofvalauren Год назад +3

    Wally, the man with one electrical outlet in his ENTIRE PLACE! 😐 That grape is calling you out .🤪 On second glance I noticed the pillow there....and we ALL know the organization's stance on pillows.😏

  • @drelowe7
    @drelowe7 Год назад +4

    I wish 🍇 grapes would consider my feelings, is something I'm thinking while sipping wine 🍷

  • @anniesavedbygrace
    @anniesavedbygrace Год назад +8

    So the teen life parents did something amaaaazzziiinnnggg....aorry i thought that was just parenting!

  • @christinesotelo7655
    @christinesotelo7655 Год назад +3

    Geez how depressing that song and the depressed people getting love-bombed only to end up under the thumbs of Elders and women stuffed into KH dresses. Depressing.

  • @LAREE-w4e
    @LAREE-w4e Год назад +3

    It figures that they would think of the sparrow as being of no "monetary" value! $$$ first in their minds!🙄

    • @patriciaavenmarg5927
      @patriciaavenmarg5927 Год назад +1

      Maybe JW's should start donating sparrows every month instead of hard-earned cash

  • @leahwilliams837
    @leahwilliams837 Год назад +7

    You know why, because in order to apply for bethel and their schools an application is required with a picture attached. And some are probably being overlooked and have noticed the taller wealthier and more attractive members are getting the “privileges”
    For sure there have been comparisons and complaints. JW’s are very competitive when it comes to appearances. But the organizations dress code harbors those tendencies

    • @boadiceawarrior4897
      @boadiceawarrior4897 Год назад

      They want the good looking ones so the closeted gay old timer Bethelites can fantasize about them 😅

    • @Chronicroc
      @Chronicroc Год назад

      I was always so scared that I was going to have my bethel application rejected bc of my appearance 😭 fortunately I woke up before it got to that point I guess lmao

  • @marthav.4654
    @marthav.4654 Год назад +9

    This org has lost all good sense AND all it's humanity. (If it ever had any)

  • @maddog46
    @maddog46 Год назад +3

    Truly the"grapes of wrath" if you will.

  • @louislong6915
    @louislong6915 Год назад

    He's making Tony look sane. Since we're on the topic of looks, you're so beautiful. Love your nail color.

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp Год назад +10

    6:00 i was about to comment and then Wally beat me to it 😢
    Maybe watchtower is getting reports of members getting interested in faith healing and wondering why Jesus and the apostles healed sickness and deformities but even the anointed remnant can't today, yet there are guys doing it in churches and on tv all the time because their faith was enough, like Jesus says it would be. After all, if God loves me so much why can't he help me just a little bit now? It's interesting how critical watchtower is about miracles and intervention. They always try to tow the line between rationality and ridiculousness.

  • @toddhayes3506
    @toddhayes3506 Год назад +1

    Thank God Watchtower is going out of Business SOON

  • @myeyesdontlie539
    @myeyesdontlie539 11 месяцев назад

    I have been in the antique business for 30yrs and this applies to many other fields. Never do business with a man that wears a pinky ring. You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes and more about his character by his pinky ring.

  • @StephenElms-x1h
    @StephenElms-x1h Год назад +4

    If they are no part of this world why are they wasting thier time on social media and listening to influencers. But they wont look into thier own religion 🤔.

  • @davide4865
    @davide4865 Год назад

    Thanks for always make a video about the broadcasting, those videos helped me a lot during my waking up, and are enjoyable still today for us PIMOs in PIMI family

  • @josephine555
    @josephine555 Год назад +1

    Well done! Always a pleasure to view your videos. 🙂

  • @moriah1202
    @moriah1202 Год назад +2

    As much as I hated how I looked when I was a JW kid, as much as I worried God didn't love me...I was never worried that God thought I was ugly 🤣💀

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion Год назад +1

    Speaking of the Flood, atheist Aron Ra did a series of videos on RUclips detailing why the flood was impossible, including archaeology, dendrochronology, meteorology, paleontology, and even mythology.

  • @danieliglesias1669
    @danieliglesias1669 Год назад

    I don’t know if you have “merch”but if you do the tin foil hat should definitely be part of it. BTW… welcome back brother!
    🤔🇨🇺🇺🇸

  • @richardcuadra5824
    @richardcuadra5824 Год назад +1

    "I feel ugly and worthless." :( "Don't worry! Read a passage from this ancient fairy tale book from 2,000 years ago long before people discovered running water, taking baths, or washing clothes adequately, and it will make you feel so much better about yourself." :)

  • @universeworld1782
    @universeworld1782 Год назад +5

    If you have ever been to a Circus 🎉 👀 look behind the ⛺ tents! The piles of Elephant 🐘 💩 POOP are as high as a house, and that's just a few days with a few Elephant 🐘 's
    Good point just the amount of piss, would be enough to sink the Ark in one day! Let alone the 💩!

  • @billsdoris
    @billsdoris Год назад +2

    Its all about wanting JWs not to concentrate on themselves but rather want them to use their time and money on the organisation

  • @Chronicroc
    @Chronicroc Год назад +1

    You think they’d say something like, “god sees the beauty you can’t see in yourself!” rather than saying he has to overlook how ugly you are 😭

  • @verod5341
    @verod5341 Год назад

    You're in touch with the lunacy of these whackoes

  • @707Papa
    @707Papa Год назад +12

    Muy bueno señor Wally

  • @mikeyllo
    @mikeyllo Год назад +1

    Like they always say now, "Grapes over Feelings" or "Grapes don't care nothing 'bout your feelings." Facts! Or whatever they say.

  • @exwitnessawake
    @exwitnessawake Год назад +1

    “Abram, it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.”

  • @cubonefan3
    @cubonefan3 Год назад +1

    Did you see you were featured in Lloyd Evans video 6 days ago 😬

  • @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373
    @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 Год назад +8

    Is it strange that I literally have nightmares where my secret comes out to my family that I'm living PIMO?

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Год назад +3

      Damn I’m sorry that you’re having those nightmares. Let’s hope they never find out. ❤

    • @xxxxyz854
      @xxxxyz854 Год назад +1

      Your nightmares are a symptom of shrunken balls.

    • @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373
      @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 Год назад +3

      @@Jaggededge112 Thanks. Literally last night, I had a dream where it was the Memorial and my mother was cornering me for my hours to submit for the preaching work, so I just gave her random sets of numbers and hoped for the best, but inwardly I felt afraid and sick. I had nothing studied for the upcoming meeting and was so anxious of her or my other family members finding out.

    • @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373
      @alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 Год назад +3

      ​@@xxxxyz854🤣 I'm a female.

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Год назад +2

      @@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 see shrunken balls 😝. I love when people assume you have to be a male.
      I have had nightmares while on chantix where my children were being unalived and they were so realistic I would wake up screaming and crying. The mind is very curious isn’t it?

  • @deborahhennessey
    @deborahhennessey Год назад +3

    Oh my gawd. Even as a 5th generation, fully in JW until my 40's, in all of all I lived and suffered, I never even heard of such a thing. How completely cringe!!!! I was blessed with average or above average looks I now realize, but my husband certainly didn't ever tell me. In fact, I was told to dress modestly, cover up and little to no makeup, so this is absolutely offensive and outrageous, and might I say, laughable.

  • @jenniferculpan3573
    @jenniferculpan3573 Год назад

    The Ancient of Days just got a whole lot younger. It's hilarious!

  • @exwitnessawake
    @exwitnessawake Год назад +2

    😂 the Angel force ghost cracks me up. “All men are sinners, so Jehovah was justified in destroying the city… From a certain point of view.”

  • @ericisawesome5725
    @ericisawesome5725 Год назад +2

    Billion dollar idea: bio-engineered 'square grapes'... you're welcome

  • @queentopia9225
    @queentopia9225 Год назад +3

    I've wondered if this has been in response to Stephen Lett becoming an actual living haunted marionette? 🤔

  • @GeorgiaPeachHolly
    @GeorgiaPeachHolly Год назад

    One thing I remember as a kid... the music was always excrutiating

  • @Wtfbroward
    @Wtfbroward 11 месяцев назад

    Their JW logo is their “cross” . They wear it and show it like other religions show the cross

  • @user-hr6jw9wj9g
    @user-hr6jw9wj9g Год назад +1

    Ha Ha - What a Joke they are !!!
    Great Hat Wally lol

  • @theoriginalwaterbaby
    @theoriginalwaterbaby Год назад +3

    "When were were woven (?) / In the depths of the EARTH (?)"
    I thought babies gestated in their mother's wombs? Not underground loll??
    So weird....
    Love your edits Wally!! 😂😂😂

  • @lswedell
    @lswedell Год назад +1

    I never once wondered if I was loved because of my looks. I was always told ‘it’s the secret person of the heart’ so seeing ugly people I never thought they wouldn’t be loved, perhaps even more, they need it!!

  • @PerfumeCognac
    @PerfumeCognac Год назад +2

    Every MUA with JW in their bio is SHOOK right now 😂

  • @treasureon2512
    @treasureon2512 Год назад +7

    They've dressed Herd better and have him sitting up nice and tall and speaking more formal and less like an old grandpa. Ooh getting serious now...better listen up!

  • @leahwilliams837
    @leahwilliams837 Год назад +2

    Abigail Sarah and Ruth have also been manipulated by the art department at watchtower. And those pictures will not inspire all JW’s girls because they do not all look like those renditions

  • @Baboon4215
    @Baboon4215 Год назад +3

    Those impostors lost it a long time ago....they never had it in the first place.

  • @LA-SALA-B
    @LA-SALA-B Год назад

    Hi there.
    I'm from Spain. When I was younger, I used to wear big gold rings I bought in my younger age. Then i also never took them off, but the elders obviously; told me about my gold rings and biblical reason I was supposed to be modest and behave in the congregation towards other members..
    Now after more than a decade out that cult. I've seen the governing body wearing very flashy jewelry, rolex, pinky rings... "very modest"

  • @universeworld1782
    @universeworld1782 Год назад +2

    Wally!!! White Angel
    With a beard speaking 🔊 ready yourself, you will need to go where I send you! A road trip to the Nations Capitol, where you will protest on October 31st. And I will bless you and yours! Keep your animals safe! 😮

  • @sarahm2776
    @sarahm2776 Год назад +1

    Toy poodle owner here too! Well mine is kinda what you would get if you order a toy poodle from Wish. He's currently looking at me with concern as I'm rolling around in stitches at the poop window concept 🤣🤣🤣

  • @npats550
    @npats550 Год назад

    @4.30 LMFAO! Well, I have good news Wally. You are mighty fine as you are. I say that on purely an aesthetic level not a sleazy, hitting on you way.
    @7.00 OMG I've nearly choked twice now from laughing! Your discourse on this topic and presentation is funny, engaging and fun. 👏🤗
    I like the pre made tin foil hat.
    I will say- I mean no harm but the songs and video series are cheesier than ...yikes Wally!
    You nailed the nod and smile creepily. Note to self-never watch Wally with either food or drink in hand!
    One of your finest for humour/comedy content. And the new series, with the caravans, just reminds me of the Dothraki, from Game of Thrones.
    Thanks for the video.

  • @freespirit3891
    @freespirit3891 Год назад +5

    Hi Wally. Of course god can do anything. Didn't you know, no food, water and waste cleanup. he/she put them all in suspended animation, and woke them up when it was time to open the ark. 😮😮😮😮

  • @theoriginalwaterbaby
    @theoriginalwaterbaby Год назад +2

    37:19. "Jehovah" sounds like Keanu Reeves... 😳
    Abraham's voice is I think Greg Bowman of Bay Ridge English.
    The Narrator's voice is Remy Chang, formerly of Brooklyn Center English, currently at one of the NY Bethels.
    Sp triggering to hear & see people.I have spent a lot of time with in my jw past... 😳