Why Can't Steve Smith Get a Date? (American Dad Video Essay)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @delphoxhoopa7289
    @delphoxhoopa7289 9 месяцев назад +289

    Having a repressed psychopath for a dad and a mom that's emotionally dependent on you definitely doesn't do a teenage boy any favors. On his own, he tries too hard to act cool, and that ironically hurts his chances when he tries to be honest.

    • @alexvaughan1013
      @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +4

      Jordan Peterson would have a field day wth Steve.

    • @Felipe45345
      @Felipe45345 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@alexvaughan1013 but enough about Peterson venting his feelings to Steve.

    • @seeleunit2000
      @seeleunit2000 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@alexvaughan1013That guy's an Incel. So, whatever he'd say would be just as destructive.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 9 месяцев назад +15

      There are times where Steve actually had relationships. Debby was the longest one running, and Stan came around to her being with Steve with their shared common knowledge of firearms.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 9 месяцев назад +133

    Well, he can. They just wrote Debbie out of the show and reverted Steve back to his status quo for reasons that continue to elude me. 😂
    (Robin’s archnemesis in Teen Titans!)

    • @walpoleandworcester
      @walpoleandworcester 9 месяцев назад +8

      Don’t forget My Purity Ball and Chain or that time Steve went to Philly and got a girlfriend and met Reese Witherspoon too.

    • @Xanegoh
      @Xanegoh 9 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah, the writers like to reset Steve every episode for whatever reason. He's the most inconsistent character since one episode you'll see him carrying a huge box up a flight of stairs, but the next one he can't ride his bike up a hill. It's honestly really frustrating.

    • @alexvaughan1013
      @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Xanegoh You don't think Stan is doing a Morty's Mindblowers with him? Erasing his memories of what he learns in each episode.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Xanegoh That’s true but it’s also very much true of everyone.
      Like Francine is the one obsessing over Steve in Iced, Iced Babies by refusing to let him go and have a normal relationship with Debbie so Stan has to tell her that’s a normal part of growing up, but in Virtual In-Stanity, Stan is the one scuppering his relationship with Chelsea so he can feel close to Steve for himself more than Steve, while Francine is instead the voice of reason telling Stan he needs to let Steve go and have a relationship with a teenager not a little kid.
      And sure, there’s probably some argument you could make about lessons learnt for why it makes sense, but they *both* end up doing the same thing in 1600 Candles where they try to manipulate Steve’s age for their own benefit without considering what’s best for him.
      And that’s just one example along this particular theme which is repeated across the show, there’s probably a bunch more contradictory examples where characters like Jeff and Hayley get reset all the time because they don’t actually want them to move on.
      On the one hand, that’s just to be expected with a cyclical, episodic show like this but on the other, they’re definitely capable of letting some characters grow and change so why not do it for others when that would clearly have been a better direction for them?

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 9 месяцев назад +238

    Reason 1: his mom
    Reason 2: his dad
    Reason 3: his alian
    Reason 4: his jealousy
    Reason 5: his entitalment
    Reason 6: his immaturity
    Reason 7: his interests

    • @stopgenduh1690
      @stopgenduh1690 9 месяцев назад +22

      Depending on the episode he also seems to be a pretty notorious creep

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 9 месяцев назад +13

      @mystic_scytheSteve had at least one long running relationship, Debby. But then American Dad went the route of resetting every episode… after Raptures Delight I would estimate.
      Steve knows how to talk to girls, even when he doesn’t even know he’s adapting to what the girl finds alluring. The sure thing that Stan destroyed Steve’s chances with because of Stan’s stubbornness and unintentional addiction to crack.

    • @Lilt348
      @Lilt348 9 месяцев назад +3

      reason 8: his personality

    • @shadowslayer2929
      @shadowslayer2929 9 месяцев назад +3

      more like:1 the writers

    • @Yamomshouse69n
      @Yamomshouse69n 8 месяцев назад +1

      @mystic_scytheHe also went on a date with his dad, I think multiple times

  • @kanebarton6212
    @kanebarton6212 9 месяцев назад +130

    They should just have Steve and akiko become cannon they were cute in spelling bee baby just make them a consistent couple

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 9 месяцев назад +9

      American Dad went the route of reset at end of every episode at some point.

    • @kanebarton6212
      @kanebarton6212 9 месяцев назад +19

      I know which makes no sense because Halie wasn’t always married to Jeff but they kept that a permanent thing American dad is very weird when it comes to resetting steve’s relationships for some reason

  • @BlackfangDragon
    @BlackfangDragon 8 месяцев назад +26

    Steve also suffers from being repressed about his interest in men, considering how many times the future versions of him and Snot emphasize them getting together.

  • @userdivindemon
    @userdivindemon 9 месяцев назад +38

    I love how kitty started singing loser baby

    • @StevenThePhoneHead
      @StevenThePhoneHead 9 месяцев назад +1

      Truly an iconic moment in Kitty Monk history

  • @dasiareed2708
    @dasiareed2708 9 месяцев назад +56

    Literally he has the voice any girl would love and he has abs when he wants to at least I don’t understand why the writers let go of Debbie she was good for Steve she wasn’t out of league nor was she out to prove some type of point she was just herself

    • @StarViewer68
      @StarViewer68 9 месяцев назад +5

      A healthy relationship in a Seth MacFarlane show…oh if only. If only 🙄

    • @dasiareed2708
      @dasiareed2708 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@StarViewer68 true I was gonna say he’s not writing for American dad but maybe he is? I know he doesn’t write for family guy anymore but how each character has went a full 180 I wouldn’t be shocked if he stopped writing for American dad too honestly you know it’s a Seth show when he projects his religious stance and argumentative points to make one side seem wrong and I’m talking about family guy aka Brian

  • @alexvaughan1013
    @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +29

    The "clone 'em and bone 'em" episode was disturbingly funny. I was cringing in the first half, but by the second half, you're on board with it and laugh your ass off. The ending is also both emotionally devastating and darkly funny at the same time.

  • @walpoleandworcester
    @walpoleandworcester 9 месяцев назад +32

    Steve is a bizarre fella. Can sing like an angel and can be outgoing but is a total dork at the same time! He’s full of contradictions.

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 8 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t think it’s any contradiction that a boy can be a good singer and have nerdy interests, those things are mutually exclusive.

    • @JoboGamezzz
      @JoboGamezzz 7 месяцев назад +2

      That description is just Cody from total drama

  • @michaelfragoso6572
    @michaelfragoso6572 9 месяцев назад +22

    You didn’t seem to bring up Steve’s immaturity

  • @Hack_Man_VII
    @Hack_Man_VII 9 месяцев назад +12

    My head cannon is Steve did lose his virginity that night, but Stan convinced him to pretend he's still a virgin. Picture this. Stan and Steve get home afterwards, and Francine immediately says something that makes them feel like she can't ever find out about it. She is a very clingy mother after all, so maybe she manipulated them into believing Steve being a virgin for a few more years was for the best. It's dumb, but I could see that happening.

  • @BrickNewton
    @BrickNewton 9 месяцев назад +17

    He had more dates and girlfriends than I did at highschool! Seems most geeky/nerdy type kids in American sitcoms are able to get a girlfriend. Maybe its due to the bigger sizes of high schools in the US.

    • @Zeradias090
      @Zeradias090 8 месяцев назад +3

      Its funny that , in real life this is not true

  • @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241
    @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241 8 месяцев назад +3

    I sincerely believe that Stan dancing to get low is one of the funniest moments in cartoon history and Seth's best visual gag.

  • @JoseRivera-fq4px
    @JoseRivera-fq4px 9 месяцев назад +33

    It's confirmed that Steve and Shannon DIDN'T have sex. Because 4four seasons later in the season 17 episode " The Curious Case of the old hole", Steve himself claims that he is still a virgin.

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 9 месяцев назад +19

      Let's be honest, that could just be sloppy continuity.

    • @alexvaughan1013
      @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Umbra_Ursus Like doing an episode about how Stan has never killed anyone, after we've seen him kill Jay Leno. And Steve's dog, if that counts.

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 8 месяцев назад +2

      What about the two dates where “alesha wiltner” roofied him. We wouldn’t put it past roger to do something to him while unconscious.

    • @aurahoneydew9607
      @aurahoneydew9607 6 месяцев назад +2

      Chalking that up to lose continuity up there with Steve's multiple proms in the reoccurring year.

  • @blackheartpopculture
    @blackheartpopculture 9 месяцев назад +35

    Steve’s problem is his family and fate. It happens to a lot of people.

  • @Umbra_Ursus
    @Umbra_Ursus 9 месяцев назад +12

    The "Are you taking notes?" joke caught me off guard. Beautiful.

  • @CosmicZombeh
    @CosmicZombeh 9 месяцев назад +16

    I thought you were gonna mention Stan absolutely ruining Steve’s chances by smoking crack

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 6 месяцев назад +5

    Something I learned from my grandma. For women married in the 70s and earlier, when they say “he left to get smokes and never came back” that’s different than “he went to get milk and never came back”
    Going for smokes means he left
    Gone to get milk means she had him killed because divorce was taboo, she hated him, and she wanted to be able to remarry

  • @natbatlightwood5288
    @natbatlightwood5288 9 месяцев назад +7

    Fun fact, Phyllis and Chelsea are voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Allyson Hannigan, who played Buffy and Willow. How cool is that...i realise that is not relevant to the video at all but the Buffy fan in me finds it cool.

  • @lancerguy3667
    @lancerguy3667 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'll say this much for the self-pleasure episode, "Playing a solo on the devil's clarinet" has been my go-to euphimism for it since the day I saw it as a kid. 🤣

  • @MaxiemumKarnage
    @MaxiemumKarnage 9 месяцев назад +10

    22:28, I'm pretty sure Stan writing... stuff... about Anne Frank is a reference to the band Neutral Milk Hotel in which the lead singer has/had a "crush" on Anne Frank. The AD writers love obscure bands so I wouldn't doubt that being a reference.

    • @alexvaughan1013
      @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +4

      Like when Stan is in the library researching how to save a dying dog, but Oingo Boingo is playing!

  • @anonymouspatriotnetwork2740
    @anonymouspatriotnetwork2740 9 месяцев назад +12

    Stan rubs the lotion on his skin until he yells out again. Why do we keep grazing here? I don't know I do not know

  • @karljeffries4848
    @karljeffries4848 9 месяцев назад +47

    Horchata is not barf, it is deliciously sweet and creamy and cinnamony.

    • @stopgenduh1690
      @stopgenduh1690 9 месяцев назад +13

      Yeah that episode made me think Horchata was some gross slimy salt soup but is actually just amazing cinnamon milk from the teats of Angels

    • @dimples9746
      @dimples9746 9 месяцев назад +7

      Horchata kicks so much ass bro

    • @zero7769
      @zero7769 6 месяцев назад

      no it’s definitely barf 😂

  • @JohnSmith-jh6ey
    @JohnSmith-jh6ey 9 месяцев назад +14

    “Its a wand massager it says so right on the box”

  • @Bird-Birdy-Love
    @Bird-Birdy-Love 8 месяцев назад +3

    13:57 someone just watched a certain show that involves a hotel hehe

  • @AzHades520
    @AzHades520 8 месяцев назад +3

    Horchata is absolutely delicious. It's rice water mixed with cinnamon and sugar basically. Good for kids who are lactose intolerant. Same nutrition but none of the repercussions

  • @alexvaughan1013
    @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +4

    Call me sick and deranged, but in the Phyllis episode, it would've been brilliant if Steve had lost his V-card to 'Phyllis'.
    Why? Think about it. What better punishment for a boy who's so creepily desperate to pop his cherry? To do it with a flesh puppet being piloted by his own dad! They don't have to show it in graphic detail, but rather draw the comedy from the shock of it and Steve's reaction to learning the truth.
    It could've been the greatest twist since Fry becoming his own grandpa, Cartman making Scott Tenorman eat his parents, and Rick making Morty kill alternate versions of himself!

  • @Marcus616
    @Marcus616 9 месяцев назад +2

    Not only is Scott Grimes a great voice actor and a comedic actor, but he's also a great dramatic actor. ER’s season 13 episode “Jigsaw” season 14 episode “Officer Down” and all of ER’s season 15 but especially episodes “Life After Death,” “Another Thursday At County,” and “Oh, Brother!” He’s amazing on the show going from a hated character to a respected character. When he first joined ER I never thought that I would be saying that he was one of my favorite characters.

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:52 thank you for calling me out in particular.
    15:10 Assuming of course the joke is deeper than just a reversal gag, I had assumed it was because of how messed up Stan's childhood was, and having a father figure that didn't run away or otherwise abuse him, and his warped sense of value/belonging/being wanted/wanting others had manifested as, well, sexual deviancy, especially at his near puberty age.
    While Stan trying to remember/make it seem like he was "In charge" to cope with the situation, it's shown he had told it the other way before and so I feel like it leans on the other side of childhood trauma, and that's having a warped sense of relationship with anyone that may make the person feel "Wanted", unlike his father, and we see his relation with his mother having similar "Warped" sense of belonging and desire, for an older person.
    There's also the time his mother took him to the restaurant that let him cook anything he wanted after his father left and he said he was "Sure" he was going to be an SA victim but then it was "Even better", which implies that his desire to be wanted was so warped that being a victim would have been a positive.
    Man, Stan's got a messed up childhood and is basically Freud's doctorate thesis. Man is not ok, no wonder his advice to Steve is so messed up.

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 9 месяцев назад +11

    Technically Steve said his great-grandmother was named the people you name are his grandparents not his not his great-grandparents so one of their parents was named glitter.

  • @mr.forgottenone9910
    @mr.forgottenone9910 9 месяцев назад +5

    Lol it was hilarious that she was saying about the toys as I was moving some of my Funkos lol

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 9 месяцев назад +33

    In almost every future variant (except for the wormhole one) of Steve, he's successful and (as a bisexual myself) looks damn fine.
    Steve is just in a stereotypical nerd phase and will obviously use it to learn from mistakes and pick up a love interest. Maybe not in high school but maybe in college he'll do so.

  • @samflood5631
    @samflood5631 8 месяцев назад +4

    I think that Steve’s relationship with Shannon is one of the better romances because 1. They both have a lot of things in common which is how a lot of relationships work. 2. He took it slow with Shannon. 3. It made Stan finally give the talk about sex after realizing that her father was involved with a daughter grooming cult. 4. Steve finally lost his virginity the same way Kaneki lost his virginity with Touka in Tokyo Ghoul Re: Chapter 125.

  • @normanosborn1277
    @normanosborn1277 2 месяца назад +2

    Steve is a cool character.

  • @chad9186
    @chad9186 9 месяцев назад +6

    And I was looking forward to a Family Guy video. But its still coming Friday

  • @Wise_barrel1
    @Wise_barrel1 8 месяцев назад +2

    I forgot how scrawny steve was in the pilot

  • @girlgamer2804
    @girlgamer2804 8 месяцев назад +2

    Btw horchata is delicious. Is a creamy refreshing Mexican drink often sprinkled with cinnamon and nutmeg on top

  • @jackdawjohnson7436
    @jackdawjohnson7436 8 месяцев назад +2

    4:52 Honestly Lisa’s Queen status has nothing to do with her cheerleading. It's purely her sheer, unadulterated, badassery.

  • @Babyoso0
    @Babyoso0 9 месяцев назад +9

    No, Horchata is a cinnamon flavored rice milk. There is absolutely no barf in it.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 9 месяцев назад

      That’s the joke. Both look the same.

    • @Babyoso0
      @Babyoso0 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@manoftruth0935 I think you’re confused it’s just milk and water the rice is strained out it doesn’t look anything like vomit it’s completely white with bits of cinnamon in it almost like Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk she was telling no joke she was confused she literally said that

  • @spookyanimecatloving101
    @spookyanimecatloving101 5 месяцев назад +2

    honestly I also thought Steve was also too much of his old man which poor Steve yeah, same to haley yeah poor kids!.

  • @blackheartpopculture
    @blackheartpopculture 9 месяцев назад +3

    It’s been so long. Finally someone has said my hometown. And believe me, it’s not what it used to be.

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 9 месяцев назад +3

    People used to tell people touching yourself would make you blind. The thought was the loss of zinc, which is important for eye health, would cause blindness. However, it only causes the smallest loss of zinc and you would need to be doing it 200x a day to affect your eyes

  • @VictoriaWilder13
    @VictoriaWilder13 9 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know why people even remotely think Steve could have possibly had sex in that room...with his father bleeding through the door and a horde of angry other dads still wanting to get in. Especially considering just holding hands was seen as a step too far. That would imply Shannon has never gone further with any other boy, so she likely wouldn't have been comfortable with full on hooking up. Chances are, they just made out. I'd say bring back Debbie...but, truly, she was too good for Steve.

  • @katascendant
    @katascendant 8 месяцев назад +1

    i’m always forgetting you’re also from jersey. i didn’t go to seaside heights after prom either, i decided there would be way too many people and i didn’t wanna deal with it. i think some of my friends skipped prom to go down to wildwood, but i didn’t end up joining them cause gas be expensive even back in 2019

  • @xxshadowzxx0091
    @xxshadowzxx0091 8 месяцев назад +1

    😂19:55 I used to be this way before I also before I remember I could take care of it myself, and when I'm done I am always horrified by my behavior before solving that riddle.😂

  • @rileyanthony
    @rileyanthony 9 месяцев назад +9

    @KittyMonk it’s not because of him being a nerd it’s more of because of the fact he’s 14-16 in those years most guys don’t really get a date or can score really well even though hot nerd like me was able to score pretty well at Steve’s age but Steve needs to understand the fact he just can’t score but I feel like they could do an whole episode with Roger helping steve lose his v card could be an really entertaining episode

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure at the end of that episode it’d be revealed it was Roger who took Steve’s V Card, as one of the personas.

    • @rileyanthony
      @rileyanthony 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@manoftruth0935no that’s snot that your thinking of

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 8 месяцев назад

      @@rileyanthony Did you forget the country club episode? One of Roger's personas that Steve couldn't see through. I quote Roger: "nine. I _____ on two of them. Nothing happened, wink wink."

  • @Ilovegummybears.
    @Ilovegummybears. 9 месяцев назад +3

    Oh horchata is basically just cinnamon rice water basically thick of rice pudding but as a drink and has a lot of cinnamon it's really nice tasting honestly 😁

  • @reesochacon1448
    @reesochacon1448 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve actually had horchata before. I quite like it. The best way that I can describe it is that it’s like rice pudding but not as viscous.

  • @thull21
    @thull21 9 месяцев назад +2

    no horchata is not barf. It's a sweet rice milk and spiced drink meant to be served cold. It's delicious and you should try it. If your having trouble finding it there are a ton of recipes on line and the ingredients are simple and widely available. also if you ever find yourself down here in south Texas it's available in just about every hole in the wall and taqueria and even some gas stations.

  • @owaine-changaming
    @owaine-changaming 9 месяцев назад +7

    His ego gets the better off him

  • @MrJesse4792
    @MrJesse4792 9 месяцев назад +2

    Steve Smith issue is a little similar to that of Bud Bundy from Married With Children in that there would be instances specifically between seasons 4-7 that Bud loss his virginity and/or hook up with a woman and family brushed it off as joke and then in the next episode Bud be back to being the horny loser archetype that Steve began American Dad as. Also though American Dad may have some continuity it still likes to reset itself so even Steve lose his virginity in one episode and then have it back one or two episodes later for the sake of the joke or even plot,

  • @psynai1640
    @psynai1640 9 месяцев назад +8

    Has nobody mentioned how Steve has been spending the past couple of seasons, basically admitting that him and snot are in a relationship. They just can’t consummate their relationship until they sleep with women like the story has been hinting at it for seasons, and you just don’t mention any of that.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sanatagivantt5490
    @sanatagivantt5490 9 месяцев назад +8

    I’m back on time

  • @Missing405
    @Missing405 9 месяцев назад +3

    Horchata is a very good and sweet drink it’s basically milk with cinnamon

  • @spookyanimecatloving101
    @spookyanimecatloving101 5 месяцев назад +2

    jeez why? can Steve just give up on his old man?

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 9 месяцев назад +3

    Sarah Michelle Gellar gave a great vocal performance

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 6 месяцев назад +1

    32:12 man, those men did NOT know what they were in for. Like they got cool swords, but Stan would likely know how to use it better than anyone given he is trained on how to kill people

  • @jackdawjohnson7436
    @jackdawjohnson7436 8 месяцев назад +1

    7:49 Ayyy! I took three steps inside, had a meltdown, and ended up crying on the the steps while calling my dad to pick me up. Still less disastrous than when I went to a haunted house.

  • @StevenThePhoneHead
    @StevenThePhoneHead 9 месяцев назад +1

    Singing Loser, Baby, and referencing Dead Girl Walking in the same video. This is why you're one of my favorite RUclipsrs, Kitty.

  • @otakuakichan
    @otakuakichan 9 месяцев назад +3

    I always liked steve but this video shows episodes i haven't seen. I liked him better when i thought he was just nerdy virgin who has an amazing singing voice. I still think he has hope if there is far less stan interaction. I dunno maybe it's too late. But if i was a girl his age i'd at least be his friend. He's my favorite character from the show

  • @icecreamhero2375
    @icecreamhero2375 9 месяцев назад +5

    Chelsea looked cuter than Stan's puppet.

  • @teenkitsune
    @teenkitsune 9 месяцев назад +5

    Don't forget Steve Urkel in the 90s.

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 8 месяцев назад

      Urkel at least got the girl in the end...Steve Smith however is a nerd but in most times be an absolute weirdo creep with an undeserved massive ego that he likely gets from Stan.

  • @preechkidnetwork1159
    @preechkidnetwork1159 6 месяцев назад +1

    That family guy reference “Mexico” 😂😂😂

  • @DaliceBentley
    @DaliceBentley 9 месяцев назад +1

    According To The Syndication Wiki. American Dad From 2010-2020 It Syndicated On The CW & MyNetworkTV Even During It's TBS Era
    FOX Knows What They Were Doing With The Syndication Money
    The Big Bang Theory Does It Too

  • @NoForksGiven
    @NoForksGiven 8 месяцев назад +1

    Steve, and all teenage boys for that matter, have to learn the hard way that just because you exist doesn't mean everyone likes you. Steve wondering why someone could just reject him like he's no one special really brought up some bad memories of when I was first rejected and thought the same thing.
    It hurts to hear but it's true. If you want to be loved you must be lovable. Simply existing isn't enough. You have to give people reasons to like you. Whether because you've worked on your personality enough to actually be enjoyable to be around, working out so your body is nice to look at, making lots of money so people can rely on you financially, you gotta do SOMETHING.
    While it is true some guys don't have to try as hard as others due to genetics and luck, crying about it isn't going to change anything. Very few people will love you out of pity and even if they do, you probably won't be proud that you managed to guilt someone into being with you. It's not very honourable.
    This is the harsh lesson that all boys will learn, whether they like it or not. If they're lucky they'll have a father who will teach them this early on so it isn't a shock to the system. Unfortunately many don't, preferring to wait until the son is "at that age". Make no mistake men, one day your son is going to come home, in tears, after getting his heart broken, and you're gonna have to be the one to explain all this. Good luck. Try not to put it off for too long.

  • @Rangnathebloodedge
    @Rangnathebloodedge 9 месяцев назад +3

    Some people enjoy a little self fun

  • @SonGoku-rf5wy
    @SonGoku-rf5wy 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was actually hoping you’d play the clip of them talking about Deathstroke for some reason

  • @dillongause7528
    @dillongause7528 9 месяцев назад +1

    The only reason he can't score the sun would implode way before he gets laid

  • @TheOffenderBlog
    @TheOffenderBlog 9 месяцев назад +4

    Steve did have that goth girl in the early seasons. She just kind of disappeared.

    • @alexvaughan1013
      @alexvaughan1013 9 месяцев назад +2

      The ship sank when Steve sabotaged Snot's cousin's Bar Mitzvah and let Snot take the blame. Debbie wanted nothing to do with him after that.

  • @larrychilders6599
    @larrychilders6599 7 месяцев назад +1

    20:07 this episode helped me a lot with things

  • @nicaddic1785
    @nicaddic1785 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love Horchata it’s basically just rice water with cinnamon

  • @YATOSHUSBANDO
    @YATOSHUSBANDO 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m from Newark New Jersey unfortunately my senior year in high school was 2020 u can guess how that went lol

  • @endane
    @endane 8 месяцев назад +1

    Horchata is just blended rice water with vanella and sugar. Tastes like water with sugar. Personally I have always disliked it, but yeah when horchata is available it tends to be the first one run out.

  • @fantasyvsreality1013
    @fantasyvsreality1013 6 месяцев назад +1

    Excellent points in this video.
    I think Steve is just one of those people who would meet his girlfriend or wife in college.
    But hey at least he's not Meg from Family Guy.
    Poor girl...

  • @Shadowstar_Art
    @Shadowstar_Art 9 месяцев назад +2

    I just chock it up to that one episode where future Steve and Snot are successful and single guys living together, he cant get a date cause he has to remain a loser to be successful
    9:40 Also small inconsequential nitpick here, he said Great Grandma, not just grandma

  • @cynthiasmith2459
    @cynthiasmith2459 9 месяцев назад +2

    Stan Smith certainly needs an in-depth analysis

  • @jak4470
    @jak4470 9 месяцев назад +1

    There was the time Stan, inspired by a documentary on walruses, tried to prove he's the man of the house by doing the one thing Steve can't: have sex. Roger invited Steve to a party so he could get laid, but it ended in failure, and he had a mental breakdown. Stan, upon seeing this, realized that trying to live like walruses made Steve inept, so he did the one other thing to make Steve a man: teach him how to shave.

  • @sleepy_cinnabun
    @sleepy_cinnabun 9 месяцев назад +2

    Lol i thought steve was cute when i was still a teen as being a nerd myself i found him attractive also in one episode he didn’t care about his gfs appearance and liked her for her. I think it was the food disorder ep.

  • @doubledamn2599
    @doubledamn2599 9 месяцев назад +2

    I think one of the reasons is that it still airs on TV and Steve's 14.

  • @Chris-th5fl
    @Chris-th5fl 9 месяцев назад +2

    bad luck, his family, his character but i think he could do better once he gets to college.

  • @Army3DO
    @Army3DO 9 месяцев назад +2

    There's really only one reason: the writers. We've seen plenty of times where Steven gains a love interest, but due to the self-contained episodic nature of the show, they won't hitch him with anyone long term. Every episode he's reset as if none of his previous relationships existed unless it's convenient for the current plot.

  • @walkersweet9403
    @walkersweet9403 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love the hazbin hotel reference! That's my favorite song too

  • @dankmop101
    @dankmop101 9 месяцев назад +2

    19:12 don’t quote me but I’ve been hearing there’s studies on how excessively viewing pornographic material increases grey matter in your break

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 9 месяцев назад +2

      You should definitely link a source for that claim 💀

  • @Freshieroleplays
    @Freshieroleplays 7 месяцев назад +1

    ...holy crap theres the dude who voiced danvs

  • @danterobles4819
    @danterobles4819 5 месяцев назад

    You see Kittymonk, once a man becomes a father they developed a new ability called, Imaginary technique: Gone with the milk. By using this technique the father becomes a imaginary conpect to their children. There two ways to reverse the effects of the technique, method one: the child must win the lottery or method two: the child must become famous.

  • @vpenguin333
    @vpenguin333 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love the Sweeney Todd reference XD

  • @Genrevideos
    @Genrevideos 8 месяцев назад +1

    As for horchata. I ain’t from Mexico but I have had it a couple Mexican restaurants and I am gonna be honest it didn’t taste all that bad. It had cinnamon peppered on top and was very creamy. But then again this was made in the American Southwest. So….

  • @septum_funk
    @septum_funk 9 месяцев назад +3

    SLAAAAAADE!

  • @17Master
    @17Master 9 месяцев назад +1

    Horchata is delicious, definitely try if you ever get the chance.
    Slade!
    Steve just gets reset based on what the writers want. He has been shown to get girls, at least one of which has been discussed on this channel.

  • @peterversionone
    @peterversionone 8 месяцев назад

    Steve almost got some. Instead he was focused on a psycho cat whom he beat with a cello and dropped so many elbows he made a professional wrestler proud after being attacked

  • @shadic1988
    @shadic1988 8 месяцев назад +1

    It's either his family or himself

  • @robertchamadias2028
    @robertchamadias2028 9 месяцев назад +1

    Horchata is delicious if the restaurant doesn't make it from powder

  • @TheFlashzap
    @TheFlashzap 9 месяцев назад +1

    Steve is just really not a good person when you think about it
    One of Steve’s most glaring flaws is he has a slog of both Stan and Francine’s bad qualities on top of his own shortcomings
    He has a ego problem that fuels his lust and equally burns him in the process, any time he gets interested in a woman he goes into a spiral of madness trying to desperately get the girl in the most miserable charming way possible and fall to pieces in the end reverting to status quo.

  • @ImBarelyMe
    @ImBarelyMe 8 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly tho, we’ve seen Steve, like boys 12, when Roger was his rich persona (can’t remember his name) and Steve can style good, be confident etc, but instead he’s a creep, raised by self absorbed parents. One who gets insecure at the idea someone wouldn’t ASSAULT HER?!?! and one who legit belittles his son then after one failure he tries to unalive himself multiple times. (of course no one should ever feel like they have to unalive themselves) but surely after that. Stan should realise what it does to his son’s mind. But he doesn’t. He just becomes worse if anything, Steve and Hayley, both deserved to be better people, but they were raised by self obsessed and insecure freaks. Who legit only make friends. When they change themselves, because by being themselves, they are HATED by even their whole street
    Edit: I forgot to add. With stuff like Steverino, they take it to mean, that a child raised by only Stan. And a child raised by only Francine, wouldn’t be good, so them together makes a good kid. BUT NO, a child raised by them both is making a worse kid! Like Stan raised a cat killing psycho and Francine raised a lazy and manipulative incel, how do they not see that this just proves putting those 2 things together just equals a psycho cat killing kid, but too lazy to act it all out, right??

    • @samanthamoss1026
      @samanthamoss1026 3 месяца назад

      well steve is still an incel with both them so really there is no saving him

  • @609Blackrose
    @609Blackrose 9 месяцев назад +1

    Can we talk about how Steve looks more like an alien in episode one than Roger?

    • @KittyMonk
      @KittyMonk  9 месяцев назад +1

      He looks worse in the pilot but they changed him because he was a Neil Goldman clone

  • @jacklansdale77
    @jacklansdale77 9 месяцев назад

    2:30 Im pretty sure stan was actually called to the school to talk to steve because steve locked himself inside the principals office and was yelling what all into the microphone across the school.

  • @WeebGuru6
    @WeebGuru6 9 месяцев назад +4

    Look steve just gotta be patient hit the gym and stuff make the money he has be ok with being rejected and know when to leave a girl heck we see this with the episode he met his future self he if he dedicates himself he will win

    • @KittyMonk
      @KittyMonk  9 месяцев назад +1

      I think he tried to hit the gym in the episode where Roger gets future vision and he never committed

    • @WeebGuru6
      @WeebGuru6 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@KittyMonk yea i remember that episode heck Stan helps honestly he really could win

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 9 месяцев назад

      @@KittyMonkhey can you do a video on the Greased up deaf guy from Family Guy like what is with that guy?

  • @lithop1974
    @lithop1974 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the Radiohead joke what's your favorite song that's not creep

  • @OtherBarry4908
    @OtherBarry4908 9 месяцев назад +2

    You should do a video on top worst things Bart Simpson has done.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 9 месяцев назад +2

    Purity Balls are very creepy